TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, AUGUST 3, 1Ô11
LAUGHTER AND TEARS.
k Comedy Soane In Which Grief Play
ed a Loading Part.
"Stage fright la not one of tbe emo-
Iona which get acroaa the footlights."
vritea Mlaa Alice Crawford. "Audl-
incea are for tbe moat part as serene-
y unconscious of It as they are of
Cher Individual sentiments In the ac
re having no relation to tbe ind
ents of tbe play.
“I shall never forget an Instance of
bls curious Insensibility of tbe crowd.
Ince when I was touring one of tbe
nost charming and popular girls of
Pe company died after only a few
ys' illness. She was one of those
weet. tranquil natures and had en-
, teared herself to us all. Her death
it lodgings in the small provincial
>wn had an element of real tragedy
I it.
“The news that she was dead reach
d the theater in the evening just as
wo of the actors and I were ulxlllt to
o on for a scene of broad comedy,
Ve went on tbe stage with tears in
ur eyes, and I can still see tbe face
f one of those comedians with the
ivut
rent tv.
tears
calo glistening
i inixu a
,711
on x the paint.
le as dreadfully affected Try as
e would, be could not control bls
olce, and tbe tears kept choking him
s be rattled off bls lines.
“The audience were convulsed every
me hla voice broke, and it made me
■Jry more than ever to see tbe grief
shaking him as be grinned and chaffed
hrough bis tears. Yet that comedy
icene never went so well before. The
udlenee never guessed."—Exchange.
STORY OF A MUD HEN
Vfnd th» Man Who Tried to Shoot or
Drown the Bird.
Found a Way to Help.
A worthy old Quaker who lived in a
country town In England was rich
and benevolent, and bls means were
put In frequent requisition for pur
poses of local charity or usefulness.
The townspeople wanted to rebuild
their parish church, and a committee
was appointed to raise funds. It was
agreed that the Quaker could not be
asked to subscribe toward an object
so contrary to bls principles; but then,
on tbe other hand, so true a friend to
the town might take it amiss if he
was not at least consulted on a mat
ter of such general interest. So one of
their number went and explained to
him their project; the old church was
to be removed and such and such steps
taken toward the construction of a
new one.
“Thee wast right,” the Quaker said,
“in supposing that my principles
would not nllow me to assist In build
Ing n church. But didst thee not say
something about pulling down a
church? Thee may’st put my name
down for a hundred pounds."—Meri
vale's “Historical Studies.”
Eeitomleaa Tarpon Springe.
The great body of water which gara
tbe name to Tarpon Springs, Fla., Is
classed by all of tbe old citizens as
bottomless. The center appears to be
a bole curbed with jagged rocks.
Sometimes tbe weight has lodged and
then dropped on to tbe extent of the
sounding line afterward. Many citi
zens say that they know tbe depth to
be In excess of 700, 800 and 900 feet
Once when a depth of 200 feet was
reached an obstruction wns encounter
ed; then It was dislodged, dropped on
farther, and the line broke. A very
heavy weight baa to be used on ac
count of tbe depth, and when divers
are sent down in the springs, as they
have been recently, they report tbe
same great jagged hole, which, so far
as they can find out, is without bot
tom. Tbe spring is supposed to be
the principal outlet of that beautiful
Lake Butler which lies just a mile
east of the town. Tidewater comes up
into the spring, and it has acquired
the name because it was the play
ground of tbe silvered king of fish, tbe
tarpon.—Manufacturers’ Record.
Gautier’s Superstition.
Theophlle Gautier, the critic, novelist
and poet, like many another great
man. was superstitious and believed
In the evil eye. Offenbach was bis
aversion, and In this respect a Paris
contemporary tells us that one day the
son and father were walking together
The son. for wickedness’ sake, start
ed a conversation about Offenbach, and
his father gave him to understand that
the subject was disagreeable. Noth
ing daunted, the lad led Gautier to n
shop window where was exposed a
photograph of the composer.
As they resumed their walk the son
observed, "Well, you see, father, after
all, nothing hns happened through
looking at the photograph.” At that
moment they were turning the corner,
and tbe son preceded bls father. In
full view of the passersby Gautier ad
ministered to his tormentor a paternal
kick, observing, half In anger and half
In humor, “Well, something has hap-
peued."
Preferred to Be a Quack.
A quack at a fair near Paris was
driving a roaring trade selling nos
trurus. drawing teeth and beguiling
¡ the crowd In tbe usual ways, says tbe
British Medical Journal. The letter
of the French law against unqualified
practice Is very strong, though owing
to the Indifference of the magistrates
it is not strictly carried out. This,
however, was a particularly flagrant
case, and the police felt compelled to
Intervene. Tbe quack was therefore
accosted by the guardians of the law.
taken to a tent at the back of his
stand and requested to show his diplo
ma. To the stupefaction of the gend
armes he Exhibited a perfectly au
thentlc degree of doctor of medicine
of the University of Paris. They were
profuse In their apologies, which the
loctor cut short with an urgent en-
ireaty that they should say nothing
about what they had seen, “for," he
said. “If the people know that I am a
qualified doctor I shall have no more
customers.”
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the white corpuscles attacx disease
germs like tigers. But often germs
multiply so fast the little fighters
are overcome. Then see pimples,
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multiply and strength and appetite
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Kidney trouble and the ills it
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lii "It la n mighty hard thing to down
FAMILY
lb mud hen.” said I a Portland official.
. .V vnrr nn<i
'taEvery
one Irvwinru
knows this homely bird, so
RECIPES.
ailever that It can (lodge the flash of n
I
«Mun. making It very hard to kill if
ny one ever wanted to kill one.
The valued family re-
“A friend of mine who was a great
unter, but not acquainted with tbe
cipes for cough and cold
Next to the Post Office.
tbiud ben. was out hunting on the Co-
Tight Collars.
cure, liniments, tonics and
stinibla sloughs some years ago when
Writing In the Hospital, London, Dr.
other remedies have as
A Marv.l of Insect Mechanism.
. tbe saw what be thought was some Walford wurns everybody against tight
The sting of a certain Indian fly of
careful attention here as
sflnd of duck floating on tbe water. collars. He considers it remarkable
the most intricate prescrip
' wte aimed Ills shotgun and fired, but that no one seems to have noticed or, fers as marked an example of design
In nature as can well be Imagined.
tttie bird dived as the gun was dis at any rate, to have laid great stress
tions.
When seen through a magnifying glass
charged. and the shot struck the wu on the tact that such slight obstacles
•fcr where the bird had been a mo- to tbe free circulation of the blood it Is found to be composed of three
Our fresh, high grade
sharp blades folded into one with
■^ent before. As the smoke cleared through the vessels of the brain may their cutting edges outward end run
drugs will help to make
"Jway the hunter snw the bird come to adversely Influence tbe health of those
these remedies more effec-
ot * fl-face, and he gave It the other who are In tbe habit of wearing tight ning down to one fine point. When
the fly inserts this up to the hilt in its
fr el, with tbe aame result.
tive
than ever.
ly fitting neckcloths. "The fact ap
I
victim the three blades fly apart, and
His obstinacy waa now aroused, pears to be well known to veterinary then it is seen that each inner edge is
Right prices are also
“nd be determined to kill tlmt bird he surgeons, who tell us that neck con a beautiful saw, worked by six sep
assured.
ir« he left the place. He shot away ■friction through badly titling harness arate muscles, so that when with
Very round of ammunition he had, Is a causative factor In 'staggers' In drawn the instrument rips its way out
iis : mi MK ■ il»1 !■: i»i'. an «BiMiruauff
(CAPT P. SCHRADER)
• Jut tbe bird dodged every one and horses." says the writer. It seems to with a gush of blood. But now comes
gj1,l,l floated In tbe aatno spot. In great be equally well known that 'logs suf tbe most curious provision of all. It
CLOUGH
.Isgust my friend sat down on the fer a great deal through having to would not do to fold up these blades
t^ank and lit tils pipe. At tbe first puff wear tightly fitting collars. Is It too with the blood adhering to them, so
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Po.f smoke the bird dived again, and much, then, Dr. Walford asks, to nrgue each blade Is provided at its base w ith
Tillamook
& Portland
that those of us who wear our own a fine brush of hairs growing out of
ila gnve him his Inspiration.
e
»»•»
nut
a:
m
;■>
w
'«
a*
collars
too
tightly
buttoned
may
find
“To make a short story, he smoked
an oil gland, which provides an anti
¡p all hla tobacco In an effort to drown in that practice some explanation of septic secretion to keep the blades
w(io mud ben. but when darkness fell symptoms ascribed to other causes?
clean.
Leaves Portland, Couch St. Dock
(gtid he started for home the bird was
Tiny Republics.
tb^HI floating In the same old spot."—
Careless, as Usual.
Every
Tuesday, Arrives Tillamook
Kleln-Alp is a diminutive republic
The great baseball player's wife had TONIC IN ACTION - QUICK IN RESULTS
anfortland Oregonian.
tucked
away
between
Switzerland
and
never
seen
a
game,
but
lie
finally
per-
Wednesdays,
tai
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Give prompt relief from BACKACHE,
France. Only In summer is tbe re suaded her to view one in which he
wi A Wedding Ring Superstition,
Sailing
for
Portland,
every Thursday or Friday
KIDNEY
and
BLADDER
TROUBLE,
public
inhabited
and
then
by
miners
was to play.
tht Although there was a lifelong
i
according to Tides.
He was doing bls best, of course. RHEUMATISM, CONGESTION of the
surlendsbip to back up their business and cowgirls. There Is one hotel, closed
bocals, tbe jeweler was not surprised during the winter. Another little re Due strike had been culled on him, KIDNEYS, INFLAMMATION of the
tlirben bln old customer who hail uuir public Is iu Tyrol, la-tween Austria ■ nd. an uiual In basebull anecdotes, BLADDER and all annoying URINARY
do ed s second time twilight the wedding and Italy, and In long gone years was two m.-n were out aud the bases were
under the jurisdiction of first a king full. Our hero was gathering bis IRREGULARITIES. A positive boon to
^ing at auother shop
B- C. LAMB, Agent.
S. ELMORE & CO,
“If lie should take a third wife he and then an emperor But in tbe ad strength for tbe swat he was going to MIDDLE AGED and ELDERLY
Lambs Dock, Tillamook, Ore.
Agents, Astoria, Ore
-ould buy the ring at still auother justmeut of froutler lines the state of give tbe ball.
And the ball came. He knew It was PEOPLE and for WOMEN.
I. W. W. BROWN, Agent,
'ore." the jeweler said. "That is one Vai dl Ventlno was In some way over
Couch Street Dock, Portland, Oregon.
onF the superstitious of the trade. A looked, and It promptly organized It bls us the ball started, and with a I HAVE HIGHEST RECOMMENDATION
self Into a lilllputlan republic. It has mighty crack he lifted It into spate.
8. A. Davh, fi27 Bashington St., Connersville-
may have the marrying habit
Ind., is in bis Sulh year. He writes us: “I ha,«
now about 2XMM) Inhabitants living In
Dropping
his
bat.
he
sped
for
first,
1st«ly Minor«! much from my kidne, s and blad
ao bad and require several wed alx villages. Neither Vai dl Ventlno
I bad severe beckacbeeand my kidney action
rings In his time, yet he never nor Klein Alp has auy taxes. There and ere the roar of applause burst out der
was too frequent, causing me to los» much aleec
■ny two of them from the same are no officials or compulsory military a alight woman tn tbe grand stand at night, and iu my bladdor there was constant
rose and called:
pain. I took Foley Kidney Pills for some time,
' Hfiace. Jewelers do not expect tt. They services The only ludustry of Vai dl
•nd am now free of all trouble and again ablets
“Will, come back here and put that be
up and around Foley Kidney Fills have
’N<Sn't want to sell two wedding rings
Ventlno, aside from tbe farming of bat where It belongs.'”—Buffalo Ex highest recommendation.*'
fS th. same man
Bad luck would ■mall fields. U charcoal burning.
press.
11 Scly light on all concerned, and
C. I, CUOUGH. Tillamook
*■ enough trouble in the world (
Kissing Ethel.
Hl. Tribute of Reaped,
*aSyhow without deliberately Inviting
She waa fashionably dressed ■ nd
Tbe freckle faced boy who wan
*ore of It by defying a good old wed ■bout
This is ths tills of • beautiful M-pa«««*1
to be emancipated from high gave out the perfume of violets as tbe
TOWER'S FISH BRAND
ng ring auperstltutlon."—New York school thraldom was writing bls grad brakeman turned to help her up the
will show any boy or girl how to BUCCSD-
postal la ths mall TODAY and it will bs “*
^Jmes.
stepe of the train which was due to
uatiug •naay.
WATERPROOF
Ths alm of the College is to dignify aad
bio
"I suppose I ought to wlud It up,” he leave. Turnlug to her maid, she said:
the Industries, aad ts servo AU. the peep
OILED
von
R»®«'""’*’’«!»*'”’-
courses la Agriculture. Civil Bngineorlst.
"Oh. I must kiss Ethel goodby!"
reflected, “with aomethlug touching
Eagiaoerlag. Mechanical Baginoorlag. MJ»«
i ( JA woman prominent ■■ a social work- ■ nd aeutlmental about the leather I "Oh. go on," said the fresh brake-
eerlag. Forestry, DomesticIcleact sad
>t> • waa In the city to engage a new headed, snub nosed, squeaky voiced, i man. “1’11 kiss Ethel goodby."
will give you full value
marcs, Pharmacy aad Music. The Coll«*
l(rl th. other day. Rhe visit»! an em conceited old attooier that runs the
for every dollar spent
September iid. Catalog free.
“No. you won’t, either," came from
lH. oyuient agency which makes a ape shebang.”
and keep you dry in
Address: BBOISTKAB, 0BBO0N A0
the woman, "That prwloua dog was
COLLEGE, Corvallis, Oregon.
)hfalty of finding places for country
the wettest weather.
Thereupon he wrote. “And now. our never kissed by a stranger In her
lusemalds and waa much pleased dear and honored principal, we turn whole life!"—Yonkers Statesman.
SUITS *322
Itb on. from th. country.
to you." etc -Chicago Tribune.
SLICKERS «322
"Why did you leav. your last placY'
Sensible Course.
POMMEL SUGiER
•fiked the woman
“Why do you Insist on that boy’s
The Translation.
•322
luh-'l didn't bar. no last place." an
Toole, the great English comedian. studying mualcF* said the man with
Ml HTfVWvfce
w.irered th. girl, "because 1 ain't had wus once greatly tickled at Andine tn respect for art. 'You know very well
CMAIOS rnt£
fall» last place to leave, and I'm .till « French provincial town a poater an- he can’t sing."
AJ.T ower C o . B oston , u «. a .
»1 orktng at It. being tor rnyaelf that Bouncing a translation of " Walker.
“Yea." replied tbe patient father; “I
T owep C a - apian Co. i »wto
V. been working, and I'm sure I'm a London,” the farce which he himself know It. And 1 want him to learn
•Itriwd servant, and I can recommend had made famous. Tbe adapter had enough about music to realize It for
Wl”ywlf to you. ma'am."-Rxcbang.
translated the title as 'Tsvndres qul «e himself."—Exchange.
promene." or "London which goes out
Meledramati*.
for walks."
H iving so thoroughly established and maintained his
Anrth.r Viewpoint.
,-A drnniatlat waa eondemnlng toro I
Clara—I overheard Mr Bimberly aay
reputation
as one ot the highest classed prize winning Stallions
elodramaa that had had an uumerlt
Fact er Fiction T
to a friend the other evening that I
of
this
coast,
and the producer of colts that wins the blue ribbon«
I auccraa among tbe le* cultivated
"The trouble with these llterar» waa a pretty young lady. Maude-
During the post 36 years on rem
wtlou of tbe publlc
club«.“ said a captious critic, "la that Well. you are pretty young: but. of
among the very best and highest classed colts of the state, it is
edy haa proven more prompt or
•"The firat." aald thè dramatlat in hla they always degenerate Into meetings
course, yoa are growing older each
more effectual In It. eurn. of
not necessarv to comment on quality.
.itgTa ruma tic way. "waa all blood and for the exchange of goe-slp,"
<ay.—Chicago New«.
clpt»un<*,r- ,nJ ,h* o,h*r
«U thud
"True enough." replied an enthus*
Coughs.
Colds
and
Crouo
He wiil continue being at the Roger’s Livery Stable,
| id blunder '*
aatlc niemtier. "but how can you ex-
than Chamberlntn-s Oo-ign Hemedv. In Tillamook, until Monday, July loth.
An Obstructionirt.
pes-t auythlag else when facta ar« ao
‘fio you are golng to ha ve a new many homes It H roiled upon »- Iro-
Fro.f R m II ivx .
much stranger than tk-tiouF*
pllcltly as the family physician. I. con
gown?"
Commencing at thit time will start for Nehalem, on Mon
p-Mrt D» I'retty-Horrors' That wo
"1 don’t know. Mot her ha» paseed talus no opium or other narcotic, and day mornings and returning on Wednesday evenings until Sop
fhr an who Juat paaaed la a young ma a
A Gentle Reminder.
thè bill, but I export father wlll veto may be given as confidently to a baby
Now diagnlar Huaband-Wall, wall! Haw
John I understand Daahlelgh'« un it He la optawed to all our bilia now aatoan adult. PrtcaUOc. large .la*50» tember ist.
po, . you know’ Mra Do Prrtty-~Bba cle has
died. leaving him a fortune
adayg"
toaacokad at my face Inatoad of my diwaa
Tom Yea; he baa received a great
I will return to Tillamook Conntv next summer with both
Tillamook Bakery,
■„□Washington Timos
many cungratulatfona. Why. av«a hl*
stalhons, Major Weitzel, No. jjzyt. and Lord Rex, No. <8*63.
Use Fee the Library.
OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE.
tailor »«mt him a bunch of forgot me
Architect (showing plans' Thiromt
not« yesterday London Mall.
will l«e your library Mr Newrich
I am in the field for business.
Corner Stillwell Ave. and Firs
My library? Oh. yew of course I
Th» Only Way Out.
must have a placo to smoke Boston
St West. and both Phones.
Respectfully yours.
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