TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JUNE |15,41911. WON 1 SPANKING ELEPHANTS AS NURSES. SCIENCE IN BUSINESS. SPECIAL OFFER Th« Way th« Task and Bonus 8ystsm Children In India Often Cared For by th« Big Brutes. Operates In a Factory. It is by no means uncommon in In Tbe task aud bouus system was in The Woman Who Played Bridge a troduced by me in the Bethlehem Steel dia for the children of a mahout to be works in 1801 as a means of affording cared for by tbe mabout'q, elephant. Trifle Too Well. substantial Justice to the employee, Tbe whole family of the mahout be while requiring him to conform to the come, as it were, parasites to the ele best Interests of bis employer, says a phant by which they earn their living. SHE CHEATED HER FRIENDS writer hi the Engineering Magazine Instances are not wanting of a moth The employee was not told In a gen er's systematic placing of her baby In an elephant's care and within reach of And When Hsr Daring and Hsarttess eral way "to do better." but bad a Its trunk while tbe mother goes to definite standard aet for him and was Rapacity In Fleecing the Ladiee of i shown how to reach that standard, for fetch water or to get wood or mate l!*r Set Became Unbearable Some- which he was awarded compensation rials to cook the family meal. thing Startling Happened. No Jackal or wolf wcuid be likely to In addition to bis usual day's pay. Tbe system may be described in a pick up and carry off a baby who was The vicissitudes of a woman who played bridge well, but not too wisely, general way as follows: A card Is thus confided to tbe care of an ele phant, but most people who have lived and who suffered personal chastise made out showing in detail tbe best in tbe Jungles know bow very possible method we cau devise of performing ineut at a country bouse, are described [ each of the elementary operations on it Is for a jackal or a wolf to carry off by 'Elizabeth of H ” | any piece of work, specifying the a baby when It Is lying In a but or Her consistent winning, It is said, | time needed for each of these opera - when tbe mother Is unprovided with was greatly commented on, and many I tlons as determined by experiments. means to fight off tbe marauder. Children thus brought up In tbe com a hint was throwu out as to the lady’s The sum of these times Is the total fairness at tbe bridge tables. Two la I time needed to complete the piece of panionship of an elephant become dies of title who bad been staying at a , work. If a man follows bls instruc ridiculously familiar with tbe big ö < ertalu country house first detected i tions nnd accomplishes all the work pachyderm and take all kind of liber ties with him — liberties which the ele tills petite madam deliberately cheat | laid out for him as constituting bls ing. Naturally they avoided playing proper task for the day he Is paid a phant seems to endure on tbe principle with her again, and what follows real definite bonus In addition to bls day that it does not hurt him. while It ly sounds far more like fiction than , rate which be always gets. If. how- amuses tbe child. One may see a lit plain fact, and yet It Is absolutely true. ' ever, at the end of the day be has tle native child, quite naked, about It so happened that these three la i failed to accomplish all tbe work laid two feet high, standing on an ele dles ngaln met at another bouse party. j out he does not get his bonus, but phant’s bare back and taking It down The two honest dames avoided so far I simply his day rate. As the time for to tbe water to bathe, vociferating all as possible playing ut tbe other one’s I each detail operation Is stated on the the time In most unbecoming terms of table. They congratulated themselves ■ Instruction card, tbe workman can con native abusive language. On arriving and <in the secrecy of confidential bed tinually see whether be la earning at tbe water the elephant, ostensibly room chats at night) each other on the lx;nils or not. If be finds any opera- In obedience to tbe child's command, deftness wlth which they bad managed tlon which be cannot do In tbe time Iles down and enjoys himself, leaving to hold aloof from the cheating one set be must at once report to his Just a portion of his body, like a small P033HM and her play nnd at the same time I foreman, who must show him bow to Island, above tbe water. Upon this prevent their host and hostess from do It or report to the man who made part of tbe elephant tbe child will noting the fact. One night, however, out tbe Instruction card. If tbe latter stand and shout, shouting all tbe more tbelr wrath rose at the sight of tbe has made an error he must make out If be has several companions of bls distress this unscrupulous little per a new Instruction card, explaining the own age also In charge of elephants, A ron was causing a young girl who was proper method of working and allow all wallowing in tbe water around her opponent. The two wise ladles ing the proper time. If. however, tbe him. If tbe child should slip off bls watched the small. Innocent seeming lntsructor contends that the work can Island tbe elephant's trunk promptly be done In the time set he must show replaces him In safety. These urchins dame client time after time and win. the worktuuu bow to do it. as they grow up become first mates to The girl was very unsophisticated. mahouts and eventually arrive at the Rhe continued playing, although her iiF’“ dignity of being mahouts.—New York I '• face gTew white and drawn, for she COLORS AND VISION Press. '■ was losing more than she could afford. I Severn! times nhe attempted to lenve The Human Eye and th« Mystery of Distinguishing Hues. FUN WITH ROYAL INITIALS. the table, but each time tbe other three V. It is a curious fact that while there players persuaded her to play on. At length the game ended, and the girl are seven colors in the rainbow—red, A Pun That Plsss«d Victoria and On* That Hit Albert Edward. stood np the loser of a sum that ran orange, yellow, green, blue, iudlgo and Caroline Fox In her memorials un- well Into three figures. Like a thor violet—only three of them are primary ough little sportswoman, she made no —red. green and violet. That Is to suy. der date of May 24, 1837, Queen Vlc- outcry about her losses, but the other these three appear to be almple colors, torla’s birthday, jots down an egre two—the lookers-on—knew whet they while all tbe others may be produced gious pun reported by her f a mous meant to her. They knew tbe girl, by various combinations of theae three. kinsman, Charles James Fox. “Uncle and they knew her family, a great Red and green combine in certain pro Charles dined with us today, He was though not a wealthy one, one which portions to produce yellow. In a dif delighted and dazzled by tbe display even In these censorious days no scan ferent proportion the two produce or on the qneeu's day and mentioned a ange. Again, green aud violet combine right merry quibble perpetrated by my dal bad heretofore touched. After the girl bad left the room and to produce blue. It la said all shades Lord Albemarle, who on her majesty's gone to lied the two who knew hastily of color are merely different combina saying. *1 wonder If my good people of London are as glad to see me as I held a secret consultation, with the re tions of the three primaries. In keeping with this fact some of am to see them?' pointed out as their sult that they Invited little madam to the room of one of them for a mid the ablest writers have held that there Immediate cockney answer to tbe night chat. She was flattered at tbe are three nerves, and but three. In tbe query 'V. R.’ ” human eye—one to respond to tbe color Jokes run In cycles. Slxty-flve years Invitation and readily accepted. Both of them accompanied her to red. another to greeu aud yet another later Edward VII. was on tbe English LEAVES TILLAMOOK ................................ 4 p.,n tbe room of the one guest whose rooms to violet. Other authorities present a thione. Sir Walter Parratt, professor ARRIVE YAMHILL ...................................... 3 p.m. lay farthest from those of tbe other different explanation. In tbe eye of tbe of music at the University of Oxford, members of tbe bouse party, and some frog In tbe act of seeing there la a vis was practicing with part of bls band Connecting with PORTLAND TRAIN. thing very, very like ths following ible chemical action. There Is a chem In tbe music room at Windsor palace, ical substance exuded or spread over where all the furniture was covered took place: "You are a cheat,” one haughtily tbe retina or interior of the eye of the with sheets bearing the royal cipher. MRS. J. C. HOLDEN, Agent, Tillamook. Hotel Royal, Agent, contetupluoiia dame asserted as soon frog, called purpurine because of Its Suddenly he turned to the musicians purple color. Under the action of light and said, “ We all know that the king ns the bedroom door was locked on la king, but why Is he?" The men tbelr victim. "We, Lady Barbara and this substauce bleaches white. Mauy today believe that the human looked astonished, but said nothing. myself, have watched you on several occasions. For the sake of your poor, aye baa truly but a single optic nerve, "Because E. R., of course.” chuckled unfortunate husband’s name we have for surgeons seem able to And but one. Sir Walter as he pointed to the Ini remained silent, but tonight was too They hold, however, that in our act of tials around him. A more humorous Jest of this sort Is much. First of all, you will return to seeing a chemical substauce is exuded us all you have won from poor little or spread over this nerve aud that this found In tbe "Life of Richard H. Bar Laura tonight and also give back to us substauce has three different constitu ham.” author of the "Ingoldsby Leg ents, one element in It respoudlug to ends." On tbe night of Jan. 25. 1842, her I. O. U.’a. We Insist.” After a feeble and frightened protest tbe color red. another to green aud yet the late king of Eugland was christen the money was handed over, and the auother to violet. These latter authori ed Albert Edward. Barham, going pieces of paper signed by tbe little ties dlspeune with tbe three special out to see tbe Illumination aud observ dii| e were quickly placed ou tbe red optic nerves by providing our eyes Ing In almost every window tbe in with a threefold chemical substance. itials A. E.. heard some one say (most hot coals aud burned to ashes The act of vision and Its effect upon likely it was himself). “Ah, he'll make Manufacturers of "Now we will see that l<aura receives the money which you fleeced her out the brain are one of life’s great toys acquaintance with the other three teries. — Louisville Courier-Journal. vowels before he comes of sgef'—New of. und also we will guarantee that York Tribune. from us she wtll never learn the truth Ho Woo Wise. No; you csuuot go yet" (as the terri "Now,” said the Intrepid explorer fied little uiadarn turned toward tbe Mean Advice. doori. "and It la useless your attempt after he hn<l shown the guileless native Old Gent—On the eve of your mar lug to escape, for 1 have tbe key of the Inside workings of the brass watch riage let me give you a piece of advice. the door. Painful as It Is to ua, we and bud noted his naive wonder At the Remember when your wife's next have determined to teach you a severe mysteries of the mechanism. “I will birthday conies and give her a hand lesson We are going to beat you. If let you have one of these for two some present. you scream you may attract the atten tusks; then you can be the envy of the \oung .Man—Tea of course. tlon of some other guests; If they whole tribe." “Give her the beat your pocket can The native gentleman yawned. "1 buy every birthday, but at Christmas, come nnd demand au eutrance they shall lie admitted; If they Inquire tbe traded a secondhand warclub for a New Year's and such times give her reaaou of such drastic treatment we bushel of those things wheu I was at only Inexpensive little ---- ------ v tokens, ——— F or in shall tell them the truth I should ad the world's fair In St. Louis.'* said he. that habit.” i Ise you uot to scream. Now, are you "and there was not one of them that "Yes. but why?" ready F‘ Without more ado on« lady ran for more than a week Got any "It will pay." held the wriggling, sobbing small per chewin' about your clotbesF'—Indian “1 presume so." sou, while tbe other adiuinlstered a apolis Journal. "Yea In a few years you cau begin sound nnd well deserved whipping to forget the birthdays and she _ won't The little lady did not deeert tbe An Odd Habit Among Rooks. say a word "—New York Weekly. bouse imrty; her two chastiser» wore Among the odd habits of rooks In the The Best Equipped Saw Mill sweetly niulalde to her for the re I way that members of the same rook Fully Informed. mainder of the visit, aud. to tbelr de ery have of luteruiarrying generation New Machinery, Experienced V\ "Is llabt aud every oue «Ise's amaseineot. after generation. The males always asked this Mr Walslngham’s offleeT" the gentlemanly solicitor ns he the (beat refused to play cards again choose their wives from among their First Class Lumber during the remainder of her visit at near neighbors, and If one should be pau»«l before the dignified old man who sat nt tbe only desk In tbe room LET US FIGURE ont that «special couutry bouse. London so bold as to bring home to bls rook "Yea. T-j. air." Express. ery a bride from a distance the other Are .von Mr. Walalngbamr rooks will Invariably refuse to receive “ -j No. —i I'm Just an inquisitive young her and will force the pair to build Agreed. ”1 bare a very dear oM housekeeper some way off In the neighborhood of scamp who has come In to paw over —ebe la aged, but she has lieen like a big rookerica outlying neats of this bls iMipera. read his private correspond »nee and smoke a cigar that I have mother to me." eald a solid I tinea kind may always be found taken out of his vest pocket "-Chicago •A little while ago I noticed that my I Record Herald. silver ahavtug mug was slightly tar Silent F»r One«. nish,si. aud 1 asked tbe old lady te "Did your wife Jump on you when N««d»d a Beokk«.p«r polish It for me. Tbe uext morning you got home late last night?” "T3 • -| » «■»orxtF.TO« Golfer (who has at last holed ontl- I found It shining like tbe euu I com "No For one» I was In luck. Tbe many t. that, teventreu or During tbe past 36 years no rem pleted my toilet and then went lute l*«eple In tbe flat next door were bav* edy has proven more prompt or the kitchen to thauk her for her tInd lug a spat, and my wife w„, t>uaj eighteen? Superior Caddie (wearilyi- I 1 dlnna ken Oetfor-Wbatf Haven't more «¡factual In Its cures of ue»» listening "-Kansas City Journal yon been counting? Superior Caddie " 'Mrs Gormaa.' I eald. my mag Mon. aa for countin ' its Bo a caddt« Coughs. 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