TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MAY 18. 1011- HEADQUARTERS FOR DAIRYMEN’ AND S SUPPLIES STEEL STOVES & RANCES. We carry a Large Stock of Hardware, s $ Tinware, Glass and China, Oils, Paint, Varnish, Doors, Window Sashes, I Agents for the Great Western Saw. ALEX McNAIR CO The Most Reliable Merchants in Tillamook County. ¿r. G Tillamook Manufacturers of FIR, SPRUCE and H emlock LUMBER KILN DRY FLOORING, CEILING, RUSTIC AND FINISHED LUMBER. ALI KINDS OF MOULDINGS, We Make the Best CHEESE BOXES for Tillamook County’s Most Famous Cheese. The ‘ Best Hquipped Saw Mill in the County. New Machinery, Experienced Workmen and F irst Class Lumber of the Best Quality. I'K.UKB LET US <>N YOIJR LUMBER BILE. The Best Hotel THE ALLEN HOUSE, J. P. ALLEN. Proprietor Headquarters for Travelling Men. Special Atteution paid to Tourists. Hirst Class 1 able. Comfortable Bedsand Accommodation. On Rainy Days A Fish Brand Slicker will keep you dry And giro yon fall value la oomtort nnd long wear £.3.00 SUARANTCtO WATtRPROOF Bold ly flrat-claw KeUikrn th. country ovor. 8-nd for our Fno Ootnlogu. A. J. TOWER CO. ^oWERw B oston . U. S. A. y ’ CASE, TOWE« CANADIAN CO.. UL T oronto . C anada PiroFBIBTOft ' Tillamook Iron Works General Machinists & Blacksmiths. Boiler Work. l.oguerN Work uutl Henry Forgia*. Fine Machine Work a Speciali,. TILLAMOOK, I ■. _K » . P * PEOIALTY IN ALL KINO OF CAKES ALL KINO OF BREAD. Registered No. 33271. Iowa Bred Prize Winning Trotting Stallion and producer of large sized high classed priie Winning Colts ; and Registered No. 488Ö2. North Dakota Bred Trotting Stallion of large site. Action and kind disposition, mid of the very highest breed- | and sure to become one of the greatest sires of this eoast, ye in Tillamook City about the first of June and Tcntain two ;lis. TERMS on either Stallion I jo . oo to insure with foal ; X> for colt one week ohi. »43 ■* Corner Stillwell Ave. it nd Fira St. West, and both Phones. LORD REX, .r - 1 OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE. WEITZEL, MAJOR O' The OREGON S. VIERECK, Tillamook Bakery, Thete ons i-i merit in quality, and here it is in both these Vours for business, E. F. ROGERS, V.S. Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy During tb« peel SB yr. re no rem edy tiM proven mor. prompt or more effisctu*! tn lie oureo of Handling a Haddock. “There Is no belter place’than a fish trurket io pick up queer sti|.erstl- tions." said it restaurant proprietor. "The Other day I held up a tibe speci men of haddock. The dealer, who was an Italian, uearly choked on the bunch of Nea|>olftan expletive« that rushed Into his throat. ”’Neralre. no. nevaire lake up bad dock so.' he said. "’How?' 1 asked. “'By the head, so your Angers touch those dark spots on each side of the head.’ be said. The curse fall on you If you do.' “'Whose curse? Mid I. “ 'St. Petalre's.’ said be. 'St. Pe- talre gave the haddock those dark spots. They are bls Auger prints. He catch haddock Just so In the sea of Galilee, and every haddock born since then has shown those same marks. Let go.' "And I did let go Of course I did not believe it, but when 1 found that half the fish dealers In that market did believe 1 deemed It prudent to handle haddock by the body or tall."— New York Sun. 0ns Story Eclipsed. “Hot ln Brazil ?’ said the young man who had Just returned from a trip to South America. "Well, I should A Maniac’s Poem. Probably the mass of prison poetry say so. Do you know, for days at a which has been written ou stools Hnd time we couldn’t take our after dinner bed|M>sts and scratched on prison walls siesta ou account of the peculiar far exceeds that which has found ex noises.” “What noises?' asked the blond ste- pression on paper, and many a "mute. Inglorious Milton” has begun and fin nographer innocently. "Why. the coffee popping on the ished his |s>etlcal career with these “lost to sight" productions. There Is trees. You see, the sun was so hot In existence a short poem, said to have the grains Just roasted before they been scratched by a maniac on the were picked." The old traveler yawned. wall of his cell, which runs thus: “Rather warm down there, bub,” he Could I with Ink the ocean nil. Were all the world of parchment made. rejoined laconically, "but when 1 was Were every reed on earth a quill down there you couldn't sleep at night. And every man a scribe by trade. Every once In awhile there would To write the love of God atone sound the most extraordinary crack- Would drain that ocean dry; ling noise that ever fell upon the hu Nor could the scroll contain the whole. Though stretched from sky to sky man ear." The authenticity of this Itelng the “What were the sounds. Mr. Rings?" work of a maniac has often been ques And Mr. Bings yawned again and tioned Iss-ailse of the Is-nuty of Its ex replied. "The rubber trees stretching pression and Its sound reason, but the themselves."—Chicago News. story stands. — London Saturday Re view. Where One’s Breeth Falls es Snow. Verkhoiansk. a small village ln the Bird 8tories. northeast of Siberia, Is the coldest A Germnn scientific Journal publish place in the world. It is a convict ed In 18117 n story to the effect that station. No precautions against es a golden eagle shot in that year nt Es cape are needed, for Verkhoiansk Is zeg. Slavonia. was found to have a guarded by the wind. Though the ring about its neck engraved on which average temperature of the three were the arms of a Slavonian family worst winter months is 85 degrees of and the date lG4fk frost, intense cold like this Is easy to In 1793 the Gentleman’s Magazine bear ln calm weather. But a strong told about a hawk, captured wheu fly breeze at that temperature or within ing in the vicinity of the Cape of Good 20 degrees of it will kill every living Hope aud taken by an Indian ship to thing not under shelter. In the icy England, which wore a gold collar in cold of Verkhoiansk an Iron ax bead scribed: dropped ou the ground smashes like "Thia goodlie hawk doth belong to glass. A board of unseasoned wood, his Most Excellent Majesty James. on the other band, freezes as hard as King of England. A. L>. tow." steel. Frozen nicotine blocks the If this bird really escaped from stem of tobacco pipes, while one’s England in the reign of .lames. 183 breath falls at one's feet ln a fine years elapsed between Its escape and white powder. Its recapture, and It had flown a dis tance of «..*>00 miles away from its Going Too Far. former owner. Along a country road walked a man and woman. The latter, a gaunt, stern A Boy One« Himself. faced female, was bullying the meek The principal of a village school In little fellow, who trudged just tn front Knusas one afternoon dele ted a boy of her with downcast head. Suddenly .-Utting the letters of his name in the the woman, turning, saw a bull racing desk In front of him As the novels down the road behind them. She would put It the principal rushed to quickly took refuge In the hedge, but the s|s>t. angrily put forth his hand her companion, unconscious of aught intending to grasp the Is.y by tile col but his woes, kept on his wny. The lar. when lo, and also liehold. close bull caught up to him and sent him by the newly formed letters were the spinning Into a muddy ditch, then con Initials of the principal's own nHme tinued on its wild career. As the woe written by himself when be was a pu begone figure crawled out of the mire pil In the same »I uki I Hla grasp be saw his better half coming toward u|s»u the boys collar loosened Itself, him. Plucking up a little spirit, be and he returned to hie desk a sadder whimpered. "M M Maria. If you hit me and a wiser teacher That principal Is like that a -g g gain you'll really get my today Judge of an InqH.rtsut <ourt In temper up. so I warn you." one of the greatest cities of the world We often wonder whether or not In More and More. the administration ot Justice the Indue The gravedigger In "Hamlet" was ever thinks ot the Incident In the vll • very witty man. wittier far than lage s< h<s>i -1\ e»teru School Journal many of the epitaph makers who have adorned headstones with their jingles Parental Tactics. A sample of the punning rhymes A worried parent la sometimes obllg which are cut on tombs follows. It rd to do something like thia: comes from the grave of William ’’Pa. what Is a transcendent a list ?’ More, at Stepney, near London- "Have you chained up the doe as I Hare Ilea one More, and no more than he The More and no more—how c«n that be? told you?" Why. one More and no more may lie here “Not yet. pa ” alone. “Well, do that, and when you mime But here lire one More, and that's more than one. back I will tell you what a transcen dental 1st Is." Curiosities of Etymology. While Bobby was gone his astute It Is extraordinary how words for parent dug the needed Information out of a dictionary.-Birmingham Age Her H** same thing differ In even so small a country an England. Take “left ald. handed.” for example In Gloucester shire such a person Is described as Boothoven’a Fits of Rage Beethoven's tiebar lor was often atro “scraiumy." In Staffordshire he be cious In giving lessons to young la comes "craggy,” the phrase for a left dies he would sometimes tear the handed Yorkshtreman Is “gawkrod- music to {ilecss sod scatter It about the ger" or "calllck handed." and In the floor or even smash the furniture. next county. Durham, be la "cuddy Once when playing In company there pew."—London Telegraph. was some Interruption. “I play no Kxperisnoe Taaohas. louger for sueb hogs!" be cried sod "I wonder what baa happened to Mr. left the piano He once called Prince Ix>bkow1tx an ass because a hasnoon Green?" aald Mrs. Brown to a lady player happened to be absent.-Hole’s friend "He seetna so dismal now. and he used to be a practical Joker!" "Famous Composers." “Ah." waa the response, “be pro posed as a joke to his present wife. Queer Human Natur«. She accepted him, and he says he will "Man's a funny proposition!** never Indulgv in a joke again." “W’bnt near "When he creda a medical book he A Prank of tha Tygea. tundra he baa every dhwstw drwrrihrd. A sentimental novelist, desc ribing hta but let him read the work of a moral- 1st and all the faults poi tiled <Hit be heroine as one who "always kept mod •res not In himself, but In his neigh early In the tsokground.” was borri fled to find it recorded In print ihst she hurt R.«ion Tratnu-ript. "always ke|X modesty In the bach ground ' Stunted Maples Stunted maple trees grown In mnnn talmuis regione of eastern Austria, where the winters are long and severe and the snowfalls fsmskb-rshlv yield rx.-rtlewt wutul fur the manufm ture of Coughs, Colds and Croup than Cbnmborlnln'o Cough Remedy In many him« It tn rolled upon *s Im plicitly ae the family pbyalcian 1. <■*■«. talunno opium or other narcotic, and may bo given no confidently to a baby m to an adult. Trio« JBoj large otas BQe Dos» ln Harns«« In Celgium. Was Good Ones. Dogs that work In Belgium are A certain well kuowu composer now bought and sold In the open market In the full vigor of bls established rep like noises, and If strung and well utation was at one time when he was broken they bring from $2tl to $25 comparatively unknown engaged It each. In manufacturing towns there writing the music for ii production fa is I lie usual numlier of horses, but for tbered by two managers who knew every horse you will see two flogs In exactly what they wanted, in addition Harness on the streets. Early In the to knowing next to nothing of the mu sical classics. After having burned | morning market women drive them much midnight oil and worked himself hitched to carts loaded down with veg Into a state of semlcollapse in a vain etables. The grocer, the expressman, endeavor tu produce a finale which the butcher and baker, all employ dogs to do the work of horses. They would please them the composer tore are much quicker than the horse, and up page after page of rejected manu size for size they can draw a heavier script and In despair took to the the ater an entire section of "Faust to load. It Is said the dog ln harness which he had somehow managed to will go twice as far as the horse with fit the words assigned to him. He in the same time. They are driven in wagons, single, double, treble and four- played It over, and one of the mana gers said quite unfeelingly, “Well, Gus, I d band. They are often kept in liv the others were pretty bad, but this ery barns like horses, are fed generally one Is the rottenest of them all." ‘‘Sot’ on black bread and horseflesh and cost remarked the weary musician dryly. ln board from 5 to 6 cents per day. "It was considered good when Gounod They are sleek and well kept and ap pear to enjoy their work.—Louisville wrote it!”—Metropolitan Magazine. Courier-Journal. t How They Would Sound Mrs. Galey -uiunhiglvi - xupimne I should publish your tore tetters’ Mr Gates Whr mu s'nirdv make tmldto s< knowledgiue«« :tewf you mar rtod *u Mtoll Aa Usual. "Ro your Rh sk rapes re club la a greet secce«?' "Ye* We bare aci-uinniaird enough fines for uonattendancv lu take us all to a tnuai.nl comedy."-Waablngtue Naturally. A girt frela flattered when told she looks well In anything, but a wife thlukn soch a cctmpJImmr rmly a pt-A to ge t ber to wser old ciuihes. I I ; | , i A Drop of Water. Figures are sometimes impressive simply by being so stupendous that the human mind grasps them with difficulty. An Instance in point Is af- torded by the Illustration once offered to his bearers by an eminent scientist, who. ln order to bring tn their com prehension the idea of ultlnmie parti cles of wafer, eluted that If he wns to empty a tumbler cotitnlnlng half a fitnt of water, lotting out eH<'h secoud a numlier equal to 1.090 times I he population of the earth, it would re quire somewhere between 7.000,000 and J7.0 ihi . ihhi years to empty the tum bler I ord Kelvin hits assured tw that if a drop ot water was magnified to the size of the ear’ll the p.'iniflos would lie lietween (lie size of cricket balls anti footballs If Hint statement Is correct ’tie drops ot wafer In all the oceans are not many iltm-s so numer ous as tl'e pHitl' Ies. or ino'eciiles. in a single drop St. Ixmls I’epniill •. Whvn f-rronnts Wee* Pn’d. Il "s- in the i-rirn ot good King ( James tlmt mironets first csinr Into : exlstem-e. I oilsy vou could bsrdlv tell n bnronet from n Panker. But In the venr Hill, when James I. needed ready money snd created 290 "little barons” . to supply him with cash, they swag gered about In their baldrics and sash es and behaved in the courtliest of fashion Each baronet in order to justify bls title had to maintain a small army of thirty soldiers for three years, iti this way the crafty king □ot only Increased bls revenue, but actually lightened his expenses. It Is not generally known that the title of "baronetess” has twice been bestowed on women. One of these was the mother of a Dutch general. The other was a Nottingham lady named Dame Maria Rolles, who won her way Into the good graces of Charles I. and received the title from bls hands.— London Tit-Bits. Whin Hs Was Bad. It has been said that you never know ’ a man till you travel with nim, and certainly traveling has a tendency to i tiring out all the depravity Innate in i unman nature. Out ot this test, bow- ' ever. Benjiiniin Disraeli emerged with (lying colors. This Is what was said pit nliu by Mrs. Austen, who with her ! nusbaud traveled with film when be j was quite h young man. hh related In Mr Monypenny's biography: "lour brother." she says itbe letter whs addressed to Disraeli's slsteri. “Is so easily pleased, so aecmutiiodalIng. so Hiuiisiiig suit so actlrely kind that I h I ih II slwnys reflect upon the d -mes- tl<- pari of out Journey with the great est pleasure. lour brother tins be- , hared exicltently. except when there Is h omton. or. ratm-i. mitn-ns. to le» nut on tns Hinrt: then'ne is vmienny osil. uno tiilH iinp|,ens aimost itally." , I i i i Whales In Nets. •lust south of the Bay of Island*. New Z.o.-iiiiixt where In s landl«« ked tuirlsir le-nutltiil WangHniiimu nestles in the Mhridew of <’s|ie Hrelt. there Is established h whaling station, and here Is carried on the unique business of cnlcblng whales by means of nets set In a narrow channel tietween rugged rocks. I be cetnceans frequent Ibis passage. II la said, to nib off me sc- cnmulatloD of sea growing parasites gained lu lung journeys through deep water. Ths Word Vaudeville. The word "vaudeville'' sprang from Vaux de Vlre, the name of a hatulet In the plctureeque town of Vlre. In . Switzerland, lu the fifteenth century this town was the home of Ulirer Basaellu. the author of witty drinking longs. One of the beat known of tbese songs was a merry dlasertatlou on tbo author's red nose. | Ho Didn’t. The wife of a clergyman warned him as lie went off to officiate at a funeral one raiuy day; "Now. John, don’t stand with your bare bead <m du- damp ground; you’ll ■ •atch cotd " Ths R«a«on "" hv Is that man si«-««-« gnintlng I "o sismi hl* iHisinessy ”1 dent km», uniere H I» tbe f.wr« of a<<« iati-m tmíma- h.- degl» t« l-lg trou *—Half loess A iiisv I cmu He Was Immun* M--rrow -H moa»« n»- <«rr uneasy If I ..we a do| in i i,, H,u-r„w_ Great Scott if i fs.l H,.,, nB1 It Id hn.e tit VhM dame H.-.Ì.» fransi m«. 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