TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MAY 18. 1011- HEADQUARTERS FOR DAIRYMEN’ AND S SUPPLIES STEEL STOVES & RANCES. We carry a Large Stock of Hardware, s $ Tinware, Glass and China, Oils, Paint, Varnish, Doors, Window Sashes, I Agents for the Great Western Saw. ALEX McNAIR CO The Most Reliable Merchants in Tillamook County. ¿r. G Tillamook Manufacturers of FIR, SPRUCE and H emlock LUMBER KILN DRY FLOORING, CEILING, RUSTIC AND FINISHED LUMBER. ALI KINDS OF MOULDINGS, We Make the Best CHEESE BOXES for Tillamook County’s Most Famous Cheese. The ‘ Best Hquipped Saw Mill in the County. New Machinery, Experienced Workmen and F irst Class Lumber of the Best Quality. I'K.UKB LET US <>N YOIJR LUMBER BILE. The Best Hotel THE ALLEN HOUSE, J. P. ALLEN. Proprietor Headquarters for Travelling Men. Special Atteution paid to Tourists. Hirst Class 1 able. Comfortable Bedsand Accommodation. On Rainy Days A Fish Brand Slicker will keep you dry And giro yon fall value la oomtort nnd long wear £.3.00 SUARANTCtO WATtRPROOF Bold ly flrat-claw KeUikrn th. country ovor. 8-nd for our Fno Ootnlogu. A. J. TOWER CO. ^oWERw B oston . U. S. A. y ’ CASE, TOWE« CANADIAN CO.. UL T oronto . C anada PiroFBIBTOft ' Tillamook Iron Works General Machinists & Blacksmiths. Boiler Work. l.oguerN Work uutl Henry Forgia*. Fine Machine Work a Speciali,. TILLAMOOK, I ■. _K » . P * PEOIALTY IN ALL KINO OF CAKES ALL KINO OF BREAD. Registered No. 33271. Iowa Bred Prize Winning Trotting Stallion and producer of large sized high classed priie Winning Colts ; and Registered No. 488Ö2. North Dakota Bred Trotting Stallion of large site. Action and kind disposition, mid of the very highest breed- | and sure to become one of the greatest sires of this eoast, ye in Tillamook City about the first of June and Tcntain two ;lis. TERMS on either Stallion I jo . oo to insure with foal ; X> for colt one week ohi. »43 ■* Corner Stillwell Ave. it nd Fira St. West, and both Phones. LORD REX, .r - 1 OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE. WEITZEL, MAJOR O' The OREGON S. VIERECK, Tillamook Bakery, Thete ons i-i merit in quality, and here it is in both these Vours for business, E. F. ROGERS, V.S. Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy During tb« peel SB yr. re no rem­ edy tiM proven mor. prompt or more effisctu*! tn lie oureo of Handling a Haddock. “There Is no belter place’than a fish trurket io pick up queer sti|.erstl- tions." said it restaurant proprietor. "The Other day I held up a tibe speci­ men of haddock. The dealer, who was an Italian, uearly choked on the bunch of Nea|>olftan expletive« that rushed Into his throat. ”’Neralre. no. nevaire lake up bad dock so.' he said. "’How?' 1 asked. “'By the head, so your Angers touch those dark spots on each side of the head.’ be said. The curse fall on you If you do.' “'Whose curse? Mid I. “ 'St. Petalre's.’ said be. 'St. Pe- talre gave the haddock those dark spots. They are bls Auger prints. He catch haddock Just so In the sea of Galilee, and every haddock born since then has shown those same marks. Let go.' "And I did let go Of course I did not believe it, but when 1 found that half the fish dealers In that market did believe 1 deemed It prudent to handle haddock by the body or tall."— New York Sun. 0ns Story Eclipsed. “Hot ln Brazil ?’ said the young man who had Just returned from a trip to South America. "Well, I should A Maniac’s Poem. Probably the mass of prison poetry say so. Do you know, for days at a which has been written ou stools Hnd time we couldn’t take our after dinner bed|M>sts and scratched on prison walls siesta ou account of the peculiar far exceeds that which has found ex­ noises.” “What noises?' asked the blond ste- pression on paper, and many a "mute. Inglorious Milton” has begun and fin­ nographer innocently. "Why. the coffee popping on the ished his |s>etlcal career with these “lost to sight" productions. There Is trees. You see, the sun was so hot In existence a short poem, said to have the grains Just roasted before they been scratched by a maniac on the were picked." The old traveler yawned. wall of his cell, which runs thus: “Rather warm down there, bub,” he Could I with Ink the ocean nil. Were all the world of parchment made. rejoined laconically, "but when 1 was Were every reed on earth a quill down there you couldn't sleep at night. And every man a scribe by trade. Every once In awhile there would To write the love of God atone sound the most extraordinary crack- Would drain that ocean dry; ling noise that ever fell upon the hu­ Nor could the scroll contain the whole. Though stretched from sky to sky man ear." The authenticity of this Itelng the “What were the sounds. Mr. Rings?" work of a maniac has often been ques­ And Mr. Bings yawned again and tioned Iss-ailse of the Is-nuty of Its ex replied. "The rubber trees stretching pression and Its sound reason, but the themselves."—Chicago News. story stands. — London Saturday Re­ view. Where One’s Breeth Falls es Snow. Verkhoiansk. a small village ln the Bird 8tories. northeast of Siberia, Is the coldest A Germnn scientific Journal publish­ place in the world. It is a convict ed In 18117 n story to the effect that station. No precautions against es­ a golden eagle shot in that year nt Es cape are needed, for Verkhoiansk Is zeg. Slavonia. was found to have a guarded by the wind. Though the ring about its neck engraved on which average temperature of the three were the arms of a Slavonian family worst winter months is 85 degrees of and the date lG4fk frost, intense cold like this Is easy to In 1793 the Gentleman’s Magazine bear ln calm weather. But a strong told about a hawk, captured wheu fly­ breeze at that temperature or within ing in the vicinity of the Cape of Good 20 degrees of it will kill every living Hope aud taken by an Indian ship to thing not under shelter. In the icy England, which wore a gold collar in­ cold of Verkhoiansk an Iron ax bead scribed: dropped ou the ground smashes like "Thia goodlie hawk doth belong to glass. A board of unseasoned wood, his Most Excellent Majesty James. on the other band, freezes as hard as King of England. A. L>. tow." steel. Frozen nicotine blocks the If this bird really escaped from stem of tobacco pipes, while one’s England in the reign of .lames. 183 breath falls at one's feet ln a fine years elapsed between Its escape and white powder. Its recapture, and It had flown a dis tance of «..*>00 miles away from its Going Too Far. former owner. Along a country road walked a man and woman. The latter, a gaunt, stern A Boy One« Himself. faced female, was bullying the meek The principal of a village school In little fellow, who trudged just tn front Knusas one afternoon dele ted a boy of her with downcast head. Suddenly .-Utting the letters of his name in the the woman, turning, saw a bull racing desk In front of him As the novels down the road behind them. She would put It the principal rushed to quickly took refuge In the hedge, but the s|s>t. angrily put forth his hand her companion, unconscious of aught intending to grasp the Is.y by tile col­ but his woes, kept on his wny. The lar. when lo, and also liehold. close bull caught up to him and sent him by the newly formed letters were the spinning Into a muddy ditch, then con­ Initials of the principal's own nHme tinued on its wild career. As the woe­ written by himself when be was a pu­ begone figure crawled out of the mire pil In the same »I uki I Hla grasp be saw his better half coming toward u|s»u the boys collar loosened Itself, him. Plucking up a little spirit, be and he returned to hie desk a sadder whimpered. "M M Maria. If you hit me and a wiser teacher That principal Is like that a -g g gain you'll really get my today Judge of an InqH.rtsut i -1\ e»teru School Journal many of the epitaph makers who have adorned headstones with their jingles Parental Tactics. A sample of the punning rhymes A worried parent la sometimes obllg which are cut on tombs follows. It rd to do something like thia: comes from the grave of William ’’Pa. what Is a transcendent a list ?’ More, at Stepney, near London- "Have you chained up the doe as I Hare Ilea one More, and no more than he The More and no more—how c«n that be? told you?" Why. one More and no more may lie here “Not yet. pa ” alone. “Well, do that, and when you mime But here lire one More, and that's more than one. back I will tell you what a transcen­ dental 1st Is." Curiosities of Etymology. While Bobby was gone his astute It Is extraordinary how words for parent dug the needed Information out of a dictionary.-Birmingham Age Her­ H** same thing differ In even so small a country an England. Take “left ald. handed.” for example In Gloucester­ shire such a person Is described as Boothoven’a Fits of Rage Beethoven's tiebar lor was often atro­ “scraiumy." In Staffordshire he be­ cious In giving lessons to young la comes "craggy,” the phrase for a left dies he would sometimes tear the handed Yorkshtreman Is “gawkrod- music to {ilecss sod scatter It about the ger" or "calllck handed." and In the floor or even smash the furniture. next county. Durham, be la "cuddy Once when playing In company there pew."—London Telegraph. was some Interruption. “I play no Kxperisnoe Taaohas. louger for sueb hogs!" be cried sod "I wonder what baa happened to Mr. left the piano He once called Prince Ix>bkow1tx an ass because a hasnoon Green?" aald Mrs. Brown to a lady player happened to be absent.-Hole’s friend "He seetna so dismal now. and he used to be a practical Joker!" "Famous Composers." “Ah." waa the response, “be pro posed as a joke to his present wife. Queer Human Natur«. She accepted him, and he says he will "Man's a funny proposition!** never Indulgv in a joke again." “W’bnt near "When he creda a medical book he A Prank of tha Tygea. tundra he baa every dhwstw drwrrihrd. A sentimental novelist, desc ribing hta but let him read the work of a moral- 1st and all the faults poi tiled _ Hnadhy TH- • vua U