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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT APRIL IS, 1911
High School Flashes
Scheolboy Blundsr«.
The University Correspondent ra-
School started up again Thursday -eully uffeivd a prize for schoolboy
morning after the three days vaca- mistakes. Here are a few examples:
, tion caused by the Teacher’s Insti­ : 'Mute, inglorious Milton"—these epi­
tute. A number of the students taphs are used by a writer who was
euvious of Milton's living ix»et orient.
took advantage of the institute,
-• I and were not put out much by the He finds "sermons lu stones'* express­
es the same idea as Wordsworth's
vacation, although the majority of "tile restless stoue chat all day long is
them spent the three day sin having heard.” Calvin was a noted scientist
■ ind |>eer, who died lately. Naples is
CHEAP so as to introduce this splendid machine ■ a good time.
Prof. L, L. Baker, who left for the in independent state lu the north of
into Tillamook.
valley- the first of last week, re­ ' India. 8hakes|>eare made a mistake
' ill mentioning Galen, who did not live
turned Wednesday afternoon and , until a hundred years after his time.
was ready- to take charge of the ■ The feminlue of fox is foxheu. John
school Thursday morning.
I Burns was the mime of oue of the
The Emersonians rendered their i claimants to the throne of Scotbiud lu
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monthly program Friday to the the reign of Edward I. The pyiamii«
satisfaction of all present. The ■are a range of mountains between
j France aud Spain. The three highest
interest in society work is increas­ [ mountains in Scotland are Ben Nevis.
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ing rapidly and as the school year [ Beu Lomond and Ben Jonson. Wolsey
is nearly to a close and the contest 1 saved bis life by dying on the way
between the two societies is nearly from York to London. When the Eng­
o’er, it is expected that tlie next lish first landed In Australia the only
four programs will be very interest­ , four footed animal lu the country was
a rat. Monsoons are fertile gorges be­
ing.
tween the Himalayas.
The T. H. S. Dramatic Club went
to Bay Ctty Saturday evening and
When Bjornson Died.
i passenger torpedo body ao-uorse power, transmission,
gave their snappy high class enter­ BJorasou’s son, iu describing the last
tainment at the I. O. O. F. Hall in hours of his father, writes: “Now and
planetary.
that city. The Hall was filled to the then the bright Aame of bls humor
PRICE, $925.00.
limit with the good people from flickered up. The doctor felt ills pulse
Bay City and Tillamook, who are and said It was good. With his face
always anxious to hear such enter­ beaming with humor he turued toward
fl. K- CASE, Agent.
tainments as the High School puts us and said. T am the first mau to die
with a good pulse.’ He said oue even
out.
Ing—and It seemed as if an old wise
The plays were not given as well man was speaking with the weight of
nor did not have the life in them experience, ’Now I could write—yes,
that they had when given in this I now I could write, for I have been in
city, because of the difference in the realms of death and have felt the
TOUCH WITH FRIENDS and RELATIVES
stages, and because tlie players are pain that attends death.' And when
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not accustomed to playing on a all of us thought that the indifference
stage with draw curtains, which of death was upon him—my mother,
bothered them considerable.
It is who always gave him his food, which
»0
he would receive only from her. stood
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hoped that all present were satisfied at the bedside with a brooch on her
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with the performance.
breast which she had worn nt her con­
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Tlie Petrel was chartered to take firmation—then he opened bls eyes aud
the crowd down from this place but looked at her. He smiled, lifted his
because of the inclemency of the hand aud touched the brooch. This
weather many went down in rigs, was the last sign to the outer world he
was able to give.”
while a few took the cars. As soon
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as the lunch, which was served after
A Cold Ride.
the play, was over, tlie Tillamook
All through bis life Senator Dolliver
crowd started l»ack for tlieir haunts of Iowa bad a horror of fast trains
through a regular downpour of rain, and possible railroad wrecks. Once be
reaching this city about 12:30 a in., was on a train with Vice President
the sleepiest bunch that ever lived. Fairbanks.
Dolliver awoke in the middle of the
One young man went to sleep three
GRANDMOTHER may not be as
night, and It seemed to him that the
times
while
taking
off
one
shoe
prior
spry as she used to be, but she is in
train was going at terrific speed. He
to going to bed.
climbed out of bis berth and, arrayed
close touch with her world for all that.
At last tlie Tennis Club have suc­ only In bls pajamas, started down the
The telephone enables her to make as
ceeded in getting their courts length of the train to find the con­
leveled. It has been nearly two ductor and ask him to order the train
many calls as she pleases, and in all sorts of
months since they hired a man to run at less speed. It was a cold night,
weather.
but the senator did not mind that until
fix the ground for them and now the door of his car snapped shut and
Formal gatherings have their place, but
just as it has been put in shape, locked behind him and he found that
it is the many little intimate visits over the
the rain has came and made it im- the door of the next coach was also
telephone that keep people young and inter­
possible for the members of the locked. He rode sixty-five miles locked
out in the cold of the vestibule before
club to play.
ested.
Grandmother’s telephone visits do not stop
It seems that the men who are be could wake up anybody to let him
in. Mr. Fairbanks Anally heard his
hired by the school think that they cries for help and rescued him.—New
with her own town. The Long Distance Ser­
can
take
their
time
in
doing
the
vice of the Bell Telephone takes her to other
York Tribune.
work which they are hired to do,
towns, and allows relatives and friends to chat
but such a policy will not always
Necks and Lag« of Animals.
with her although hundreds of miles away.
work, as the boys will rig up a
With few exceptions there'is a mark­
team and do the work themselves. ed equality between the length of the
THE PACIFIC TELEPHONE
AND
“There is always two ways of necks and of the legs of both birds and
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TELEGRAPH COMPANY.
quadrupeds, and whether they be long
killing a cat.’’
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or short to determined chiefiy by the
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Every Bell Telephone is the Center
Over two months of the finest
place where the animal must go for
of the System.
spring weather ever witnessed in Its food. This is especially noticeable
any part of thia state has just In beasts that feed constantly upon
passed by and the students of the grass, in which case the neck has Just
High School have not had their a slight advantage in that it cannot
i spring excursion as yet.
hang perpendicularly down. Croco­
lizards and fish have practically
■ Inez Seston, who has beenattend- diles,
FAMILY
no necks. Fowls that feed in the
ing school here this year, ia teach­ water also offer an example of this
RECIPES
ing school at Bayocean at present. correspondence betweeu the members,
Last week has again rolled around with the exception of swans ntid geese
ker having the M easles
which makes things quite lively at and some Indian birds, which gather
t your eyes looked after,
The valued family re­ i present. As this is next to the last their food from the bottom of |>ools
Dined, before you try to
monthly test to begin this year a and must have long necks for that pur
cipes for cough and cold
pose, while the short legs make It
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Dy close work with them,
great deal of interest is being taken more convenient for them to swim.—
cure, liniments, tonics and
ill save you the trouble
in the work especially of those who Dietetic and Hygienic Gazette.
other remedies have as
grades are close to the margin.
[M ay otherwise have,
careful attention here as
A Story Papya Tails.
les it will cost you
The fair Senior class are making
the most intricate prescrip­
Pepys tells in his diary that In the
|ing to find out the truth
quite
thorough
and
extensive
plans
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tions.
reign of Klug Charles II. a customer
It them.
I for their graduation this year. If bargaining with a I.ondou merchant
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Our fresh, high grade j they get through without having a for claret hired a confederate to "Ibun
[tasles very often leave
drugs will help to make : hair pulling, no one will worry con- der (which be bad the art of doing
I eyes in a very bad con-<
upon a deal board) and to rain and
these remedies more effec- I ' corning the rest of their lives
m, half of the trouble
Because of there bring no pennants bail—that to, make the noise of so ns
tivi
than
ever.
our eyes, or the eyes of
i in town this winter and because of to give them a pretense of undervalu­
I people is caused by
Right prices are also
the large number ef students who ing tbeir merchant's wines, by saying
this thunder would spoil and turn
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assured.
I were desirous of having a pennant, them, which was so reasonable to the
Dn’t risk your eyes when
Elbert Ginn took the orders of thoie merchant that he did abate two pls-
who were wanting things of this tolls per tun for the wine in belief of
’ can be saved as well
nature receiving the pennants last that"
CLOUGH,
; week.
They are a very pretty de- j
A Mighty Difference.
Reliable Druggist.
• sign, and eveiy one seems to be ex-;
ceptionally well pleased with them.
Brougham used to tell an anecdote
We are glad to see the students be­ about the Algbt from Waterloo. Na­
r. H. E. Morris,
coming enthusiastic enough over poleon wa« greatly depreaaed. Illa aid
Kicked By a Mad Horse
EYE SPECIALIST,
riding beside him thought be might be
Samuel Birch, of Beetown, Wia., school affairs to get the stuff with sorrowing over the loss of ao many old
H-AMOOK - OREGON.
had a moat narrow escape from which iato show their name.
'-omrades at arm« and tried to comfort
hie leg, as no doctor could heal the
him by saying that Wellington alm
frightful sore that developed, but at
A few day« ago France brought must have loat many friends. "He kas
last Bucklen’a Arnica Salve cured
ita
time
into
conformity
with
that
of
not lost the battle,” waa the reply.
it completely.
Its the greatest
healer of ulcers, burns, boils, England by adopting the meridian
eczema, scalds, cuts, corns, cold­ of the Greenwich Observatory in
Utteriy Uaaleae.
sores, bruises and piles on earth. London as the basic line of com­
“Pa, what 1s a futile remarkP*
Try it 25c. at Chas. I. Clough's
•The one a man makes for the pur
putation. Heretofore the meridian
drug store.
of the Paris Observatory waa the pose of < banging the subject when hla
When a medicine must be given to zero line fcrFrance and all her de­ wife complains because he has for­
young children it should be pleas­ pendencies. but henceforth the re­ gotten their wedding annlterssry.”—
Chicago Record Herald.
ant to take. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy ia made from loaf sugar, ckoning will be made from Green­
and the roots used in its prepara­ wich. This re pm res a cnangv of a
«he We« Wiee.
tion give it a flavor similar to maple little less than ten minutes in time,
"T asked Mien Jimp« to sing «onto
Syrup, making il pleasant to take. but France is a proud country, and thing, ami «be refused point blank, la
It has no superior for colds, croup
end whooping cough. For eale by clung to its own standard, although «he grou- hy?"
“No Ebe's trying to make a Mt
nearly all the rest of the countries
Lamar's Drug Store.
adopted the British line as a lime ». ¡th yoa Cheer up."—Toledo Btafls
b .se long ago. They did this at a
Nev r Out of Work.
The busiest little things ever made conference held in Washington, in
are Dr. King's New Life Pills. which most of the countries were
Every pill is a sugar-coated glolni'e
of health, that change« weakiu-es represented. For many years Unit­
into strength, languor into energy, ed State« time, with itecli.mge of
brain-fag into n entalwer; curing
_ un hour for each Li degrees east or
' onetipation.
Headache. Chide. west, ha« l>een tiased <n the Green-
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îTlmtever enlarge« hope will Halt
■less Dentists
D/epepaia. , Malaria.
Only ¿ k . at
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con.age - Johnson.
(.'lough'« drug store.
j w«cu »tana^rJ.
cbae I. Ch
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“Overland,”
Best
Automobile
MARKET
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J«ff«r««n D.ivi« and Hi» N«rv«s.
Jefferson Davis »Uruuk from tb«
sight of erery form of suffering, eveu
hi imagination. When the "Bubes lu
the Wood” was first read to him. a
frown man. in time of illness, be
would lot endure (lie honor of it.
His sympathy with the oppressed was
almost ubnoruial, "so that.” says Mrs.
Davis, "it was a diliieuli matter to
keep order with children and serv­
ants.” All this shows that be was
nervous, sensitive, which is a terrible
tmi.Jicap to leader of meu. lie suf-
feted always from nervous dyspepsia
ami neuralgia aud "came home from
bis otfice fasting, a mere mau of
throbbing uerves and perfectly ex-
hausted." He waa keenly susceptible
to the atmosphere nlsjut him. especial­
ly to the moods of people, “abnormal­
ly sensitive to disapproval. Even a
child’s disapproval discomposed him.”
And Mrs. Davis admits that this sen-
«ltlvenoss and acute feeling of being
misjudged made him reserved and un­
approachable. It made him touchy as
to his illguity also, and there are »to-
ries of his cherishing a grudge for
some insignificant or imagined slight
Two Collars on a Dog.
and punishing the author of It.—Gama­
Having bought a dog that ho admir­ liel Bradford, Jr., In Atlantic.
ed, a man undertook to buy a dog col­
lar. The dog bad a neck nearly as big
Irving and His Money.
as his head, and the dealer advised the
John Hare, the English actor, «aid
man to buy two collars.
that one of the fallings charged to
“What for?” said the man. “He’s Irving's account was that of extrava­
only got one neck, so I guess he can gance-that he did not know the value
get aloug with only oue collar, can't of money. It Is quite true he did not
he?”
know the value of money for himself,
"Maybe so,” said the man, so the but he knew its value to others. He
man went away leading the dog by his knew its value to the poor aud help­
new collar aud chain. Iu less than a less. and to these he gave with a
week he brought the dog back.
lavkb hand.
"I'm afraid I can’t keep him,” lie
Once, not long before hla death,
said. “He is too obstreperous. I can't playing a three nights' engagement In
keep him tied up. His neck is the big­ an unpretentlouj midland town, his
gest part of him, and be is ns strong habit was to drive nightly to the then
as an ox, therefore It is a chub for ter (a very short distance from bls
him to slip Ills collar off.”
hotel) In the same dilapidated Uy. Tho
"That was why I wanted you to take fare was n shilling. The conveyance
two collars," said the denier. “Put was shabby, the driver old, poor and
Isith on and fasten the chain to the woiu out. At the conclusion of the
back collar, and lie can tug away all engagement, on enterlug his hotel, Irv
nlgbt without getting loose. He may Ing said to the landlord, "Have you
commit suicide, but lie won't get paid the citbmau?” "Yes, Sir Henry.”
loose.”—New York Suu.
“What did you give hint for himself?”
“I gave him half a crown. Sir Henry.”
Disappointed In Her.
“Give him a sovereign,” was the re­
“And so your father refuses to con- joinder; "he drives very well, and he
sent to our union."
itoewu't drive often.”
"He does, ltodolplius."
The sad youth swallowed a sob.
Ths Myth of tho Doon««,
“Is there nothing left for us, then,
How largely Mr. Blackmore drew
but au elopement?” said he.
upon his Imagination for tbo story of
“Nothing.”
"Lorna Dooue” Is made clear by F.
The girl was fond, but Arm.
,
W Hackwood In his book, "The Go-sl
“Do you think, Clementine, that you Old Tlmdk.” There were. In fnct, no
could abandon this luxurious home, Dooiies. The word was simply n local
forget all the eujoymeuts of great bogy, a modified form of “Dane,” a
wealth, banish yourself forever from memory of the faroff times when the
your devoted parents’ hearts aud go viking Invaders harried the land. “The
west with a poor young man to enter only vestige of actuality discoverable
a home of lifelong poverty and self to a faint tradition that a fugitive from
denial?"
the battle of Sedgmoor, to escape the
"I could, Rodolphus.”
bangings of Judge Jeffreys, appropriat­
The sad youtli rose wearily and ed the ruins of some wretched but« In
reached for his hat.
recesses of the Badgworthy glen, now
“Then,” said he, “you are far from the Doon valley,’ Andlng there a safe
being the practical girl I have all retreat in which he reared a consider­
along takeu you to be.”
able family, which managed to eke out
And with one last look around on a living by committing petty depreda­
the sumptuousness that some day he tions In the district The ‘last of the
had hoped to share be sobbed and said Dooms,’ au old mau and bls grand­
farewell.—Browning’s Magazine.
daughter, are said to have perished in
the snow during the winter of 1800.”
Had to Take Hi« Own Medicin«.
George Barr McCutcheon was wall­
Joy In Store For 8omo Ono.
ing for a train in Chicago, and as lie
Among the advertisements in •
passed through the station lie saw one monthly magazine we And thia:
of his latest best sellers displayed on
For Sale or Exchange.—A Ano young
the newsstand counter. He picked It male bobcat ano a female coyote; also a
mandolin
and pair of neldglaaao«.
up. wrote his name on the Ay loaf
Such op|s>riuultle« a« thia are not
and handed it to the boy liehlnd the
counter. He was moving away when often offered. The Aeldglassea moat
of us could manage to do without, but
the boy called excitedly:
“Hey, mister, come back here. You’ve the male bolicat, the female coyote
Itot to buy this book ’cause you’ve aud the maudolln would go fur to
spoiled it by writing your name In It.” make life happy for any reasonable In­
"Yes. but did you see tire name?” tlm dividual. Ah these are productive of
music, and music give« Joy to all right
author asked.
"That don't make no difference.” the ly constituted i>en>ons. There are. of
lad insisted; "nobody'll want to buy course, some people who cannot play
u(s>n ii mandolin, but anybody caa
It now.”
And, hearing bls train called, Mr. play u | mu > h bobcat or a coyote. TMa
McCutcheon was forced to pay real Am- chance to get a varied aud inter-
money for one of bls own books.—Suc­ eating collection of musical iiistr*-
meuts will utidoiilrtedly bring many
cess Magazine.
replies.--Hochester Union and Adver­
tiser.
Outdon«.
Teacher Now, boys, I want to ate If
any of you <-an make a <<>m|>lete sen
Th« Laziest People.
| lance out of two words, both having
There I-< no riould that the Malaya *1«
the same sound to the ear.
among the laziest |«ople In the world.
First Boy—I can. Miss Smith
Itxi ept In rare case« they will not take
I Teacher—Very well, Bobert. Let us th* trouble to lenrn whan they are
hear your sentence.
young. and afterward, If they have
First Boy—Write right.
toanit-d. they will not exert theinaelvea
Teacher—Very good.
to apply tbeir knowledge to any object
I Becoml Boy—Say, Miss Smith, I can whl> b require a sustained effort.
i l>eat that. I can make three words of That they |» oh »< mui effort 1« known te
fit—Wright, write right.
any one who haa aaen Malay« engagad
' Third Boy (excitedly)—Gee! Hear te any enterprtoe which aavora of
this—wrlght, write rite right.
sport They do not mind the trouble
Teacher (thrown off her guard)- if there to only some rtok and excite
Whew!-Topeka Journal.
tetet ib the work.- Timee of Malaya.
Th, Change That Waa Wrought
The little man waa explainlug to hla
audience the benefits of physical cul­
ture. “Three years ago," lie said. “1
was a miserable wreck. Now, what do
you suppose brought about this great
change in me?” "What change?" said
a voice from the audience. There was
a succession of loud smiles, aud some
persous thought to see him collapse.
But the little man was not to be put
out. "Will the geutlemau who asked
•What change?’ kindly step up here?"
he asked suavely. "1 shall then be
better able to explain. "That's right!"
Then, grabbing the witty geutlemau
by the neck: “When 1 first took up
physical culture 1 could not even lift a
little man. Now (suiting action to
word) I can throw one about like a
bundle of rags." And finally be Aung
the interrupter half a dozen yards
aloug the floor. “I trust, gentlemen.
that you will see the force of my argu­
ment and that 1 have not hurt this
gentleman's feelings by my explana­
tion.” There were no more interrup­
tion«.
Th« 8«d Part.
■’Doesn’t It make you «ad.” exclaimed
the mcmle-r of the Audubon «oclety,
"to ae«- women wearing on their hat«
the feather« of the floor little birds?"
“It Isn't the feather« that make me
•nd,” replied the practical married
man “It's their bill».”—Philadelphia
Itecord.
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Work of Prevldenoe.
“The man died eating watermelon«,”
same one «aid to Brother Dickey.
“Yea, sub,” he «aid
’Trovldenca
aMnetlmca put« na In paradise l*fo’
we git« ter heaven."—Atlanta t'onatt-
tatlon
Unapaakabla.
“What would you think, daddy, If
Algernon Nocaab should «iizgest Iw-
»■on.liig your son In-tow?’”
“Withdraw, my dear, while I think
aloud
Brooklyn Life.
Cattoctcd Sam« Alimony Also.
Khe -Till» to Mnnd'» third hn<b««d.
and they all boo- the name of William,
He—You don’t «ay no! Why. the wo
man Is a regular Bill colle> t<<r - New
York Tlm«s
A Very Groat Impadimant.
Dental Co.,««
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Wanted It te Shew
A Marked Judge.
A rich old farmer once had his por
Tka daarriptlva reporter of a cartein
trait painted. When the portrait was »■fly paper in describing the turning
finished the old farmer looked at It, af a flag out of court by order of the
shook his head and said to the artbit: feggrb recently detailed tba occurrence
“Very good. Very good, indeed. But •■ follow« “The ejected canine ae be
there to one fault that you must rem «M Ignominiously dragged from tba
edy. Please make the right aide of Noni cant a glance at the Judge for
the cheat bulge out That to where I tito purfxMte of being able to Identify
carry my wallet.”
Mm at eorne future time.”
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Ladle«' Seminary Examiner Mtoa
Jone« state the < hlef lmf>edlmeat to
marriage Cand.liite - Whe-i no owe
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