TILLAMO u K The llioidont That Opened John Dal- ton’a Eyes to His Affliction. John Dalton, the famous English chemist and natural philosopher, with out whose discovery of the laws of chemical combination chemistry as an exact science could hardly exist, was wholly color blind. His knowledge of the fuvt came about by u bappeuiug of the sort which we call chance. On his mother's birthday, when he was a man of twenty-six. he took her a pair of stis-klugs which be bad seen In a shop window, labeled “Bilk, the newest fashion.” "Thee has bought me a pair of grand hose. John." said the mother, “but what ms de thee fancy such a bright color? Why. 1 can never show myself at meeting In them." John was much disconcerted, but he told her that he considered tlie stock ings to be of a very proper go to meeting <<dor. as they were a dark biuisb drab. “Why. they’re as red as a cherry. John.” was her astonished reply. Neither lie nor bls brother Jonathan could Bee anything but drab In the stockings, and they rested In the belief that the good wife's eyes were out of order until she. having consulted vari ous neighbors, returned with the ver dict. “Varra fine stuff, but uncommon ecarlety.” The consequence was that John Dal ton became the first to direct the at tention of the scientific world to the subject of color blindness. THE DRINK CALLED COFFEE. Haro la the Way They Made It In the Seventeenth Century. There are in existence iu Great Britain a few copies of an ancient cookbook, published in 1662, that gives what Is perhaps the first English rec- lpe for coffee. The recipe reads: "To make the drink that Is now much used, called coffee. "The coffee berries are to be bought at any Druggist, about seven shillings the pound. Take what quantity you please, and over a charcoal fire, in an old frying pan. keep them always stir ring until they be quite black, and when you crack one with your teeth that it is black within as it Is without, yet If you exceed, then do you waste the Oyl. and If less, then will It not de liver Its Oyl, and if you should con tinue fire till it be white it will then make no coffee, but only give you its salt, Beat and force through a lawn sieve. “Take clear water and boil one-third of It away, and it is fit for use. Take one quart of this prepared water, put in it one ounce of your prepared cof fee and boll It gently ODe hour, and it la fit for your use: drink one-quarter of a pint as hot as you can sip it. It doth abate the fury and sharpness •f the Acrimony, which Is the gender of the Diseases called Cronical." Beat ths Bank’s System. The boy entered the Cleveland bank and laid a half dollar with his bank book on the receiving teller’s wludow. “We don’t receive deposits of less than a dollar,” said the teller. The boj- yielded reluctantly to the system and drew back. But he did not leave the bank. He crossed the corridor and seated himself on a settee. The teller noticed him sitting there and also no ticed the reflective look on his face. The boy waited for some time, think ing it over. Finally he arose and went to the paying teller's window. A mo ment later he confronted the receiving teller. “I want to deposit this dollar and a half.” he said. The teller grinned. The boy had just drawn n dollar from bls littl— balance nn<l was uxine |r „ a,, entering wedgt- for the rejected half dollar. And »0 the sys tem was beaten by the boy. and n con- filterable accession of bookkeeping la tor was the price of defeat.—Clevelaud Plain Dealer. H • T. A B MT3, -A -L 'SHADXLAMO IFE IN ICELAND. COLOR BLINDNESS. HUADLIQHT MARCH 30, 1911 Farmhousss Ara Built of Turf and Often Have Earthan Floors. The guest room in the Iceland farm house contained n narrow bed. a big round table and an organ made in Brattleboro, Vt. Our host produced the usual box of snuff and with It a box of good cigars. The host and hostess then showed us all over the house. It Is a turf structure and Is typical of the older farmhouses, with narrow, dark, win i dowless corridors winding in laby- rintbian maze from room to room. One passageway leads to a large open mound where a tire Is made to smoke meat and fish and Incidentally the whole house and everything in It. An other passage lends to another kitchen with a modern stove. The walls are all of turf., as is the roof, with just enough driftwood In the roof to make a framework to hold it iu place. Very steep stairs lead up to the badstofa, or sleeping apartment. The badstofa frequently forms the sitting and com mon workroom of the family, espe cially in winter, ns well as the sleeping room of the entire household. Bunks hullt into the wall extend around the room and are often filled with seaweed or feathers, over which is thrown ti fold or two of wadmal and a thick coverlet of eiderdown. The Coors are sometimes covered with boards, but more often couslst of damp earth. From the ceiling are suspended numerous articles of domestic econ omy. while large chests contaluiug clothing and valuables are scattered throughout the bouse.—Springfield Ke publican. STORY OF A LOAN A Case Where the Statute of Limita tion» Was Not Considered. A well known Kansas banker told a story the other day about the statute of limitations. There is a simile In It. plus some good philosophy. One day an old southerner walked Into this banker's office. The south erner was a typical gentleman of the old school, suave, courteous to the point of punctiliousness and honorable to a degree of martyrdom. "What can I do for you?” asked the banker. “Well," replied the southerner, “about thirty-five years ago I loaned a man down south some money—not a very big sum. I told him that when ever I should need it I would let him know and he could pay me the money. I need some money now. so I shall let him know, and 1 would like to have you transact the business for me.” “My good friend.” replied the bank er. "you have no claim on that money You can't hold that man to that loan. You say it has been thirty-five years since you loaned It to him? The statute of limitations has run against that loan years and years ago.” “Sir.” replied the southerner, “the man to whom I loaned that money is a gentleman. The statute of limita tions never runs against a gentleman.” So the banker sent for the money, and within a reasonable time there after the money came. 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Painless Dentists Histary Made Palatable. Joseph Salvador, the French histo rian. and Jules Sandeau. a novelist, made their meetiug at a public recep His Way of Getting Even. tion the occasion for a dispute as to “You know that fellow. Jim .McGro- the respective places which they occu artv. the lad that’s always cornin' up pied iu the world of letters. "The reading of history Is like a pill an' thumpin' ye on th' cheat and yellin' —it needs the sugar coating to make It 'How aer ye?' " “1 know him.” palatable." argued the novelist. “i'll bet he's smashed twlnty cigars "Ah. but It is the Ingredient which l ure«, not the coating." remarked the for me—some o' tbliu dear Havannys— but i'll get even with him now." historian. “How will ye do It?" "Then let us divide honors," said "I'll tell ye. Jim always hits me Sandeau. "for If It were not for my sugar coating your historical facta over the vest pocket where I carry me cigars. He’ll bit me there just once would dry on the shelves.” more There's no cigar In me vest Instead of It pocket this morula' Tolstoy’s Intensity. Everything In Tolstoy's character, there's a stick of dynamite, d'ye ■ays a Russian writer, attains titanic mind“'—Cleveland Plain Dealer proportions. “As a drinker he absorbed A Matter of Business. fantastic quantities of liquor. As a “1 cannot understand, sir. why you rambler he terrified bls partners by the boldneaa of bia play. As a soldier permti your daughter to sue me for You remember be advanced gayly to bastion four, the breach of promise. bastion of death at Sevastopol, and that you were bitterly opposed to our there be made dying men laugh at bia engagement because 1 wasn't E««><1 witty sayings He surpassed every enough for her and would disgrace one by bls prodigious activity tn sport the family." "Young man. that was sentiment; as well as in literature." thia la buainesa." Affliction a. 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