4 . f i V A / • TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT JANUARY 12, 1911 STEALING A BATH THE “HEATHEN CHINEE.” Ths Filial Chinaman. Many examples uf Chinese filial piety from the jumping off place of county fair in this city, which, i •trike the occidental reader as ridicu Cardt Brat Harte Wrote Into ' the Northwest who are willing if properly managed, will prove And th« lous. There is the famous story of 1.50 a great attraction this summer Hia Flowing Sleeves. 75 i to spend large sums of money Lao Laltsu. which Mr. IL F. Jobustou to home seekers, summer visi 50 I to assist Uncle Sam to improve Every one who knows American repeats in his "Lion aud Dragon lu the harbors on the Pacific tors and automobile parties, as Adventure of a Trio of English poetry Is i familiar with Bret Harte's Northern China.” L ao ’ s parents lived “Heathen Chinee. - written in the ear- to such extreme old age that lie was Coast. We find that quite a few well as an interesting time for |y seventies at the time when the feel himself a githleas old uian while the dairymen and others. It is Tourists In Germany. of our citizens think that H. 1. Lmooh Ijtabligbt, ing on the Pacific coast ran high they were both still alive. "Conceiv j Botts and another person favor necessary that everybody in the against the mild eyed Celestial aud ing it his duty to divert their atten able to him should go to \\ ash county interest themselves in aitorial Snap Shots ington. We think so, too, ami this event and do what they can A PRINCE AND A PRIVATE TUB voicing that feeling by portraying the tion from their weight of years and hero, if such a term may be applied to approaching end, he dressed himself they should "Get there!” as to have an exhibit of some kind at the fair. Now is the time to Hi» Autocratic Highn«»» W»» Shame Ah Sin. as a crafty card cheating up in the clothes of a child anil played Help boost the county and the quickly as possible. villain who outwits the sharps of the about in bls parents’ presence with prepare and plan for it. It is county fair. fully Ignored and Enraged, and Hit California mining efimpa. the object of making them think they assured, now that the club is at It is not generally known, however, were still a young married couple con Why wouldn’t it be a good Luxurious Bath W»» Shamefully Ap the back of this undertaking, that the poem is unique in that it templating the innocent gambols of propriated and Abuaed. This is how one of our sub- idea for the different interests that every feature will tie taken contains an error which the author scriliers renewed his subscrip at Bay City to get together and their infant son.” Parker, Wilks aud 1 had been "doing ” care of. One thing is apparent failed to detect when reading the gal tion : “Snap shot man ; here work together ? If the city on A similar case Is that of Wang P'ou, Germany on the cheap, and I don't ley proofs and which survived and already, that cash and other the bay ever amounts to any you are for another year.” know which of us enjoyed It least. still survives all attempts at correc whose mother had an unconquerable valuable prizes will be offered thing which we hope it will dread of thunder and lightning. When Parker grumbled the most, but then tion. Perhaps it is the only instance she died she was burled in a mountain it will be by united effort, not for stock, dairy, vegetable, fish, In literature where a grossly patent The State Legislature con by strife and antagonism. This fruit, poultry and Grange ex be always did, and. though Wilks and I error in the copy reading of an after forest, and thereafter, when a violent vened on Monday, and instead tried to look on the humorous side of hibits, thus making it of suf thunderstorm occurred, Wang P’ou. of multiplying the state laws it is the spirit we want to see cul ficient interest to induce those things, we lost flesh over it. We had ward famous article, whether prose heedless of the wind aud rain, would tivated, not only amongst Bay or poem, has persisted through nu would be a good thing to de City boosters, but amongst those who can do so to prepare an happened upon a heat wave and swal merous editions despite all efforts of burry to her grave and throw himself crease their number. It is to be a county lowed a tremendous lot of dust and _ knees. "I am here to protect to his who are boosting other parts of exhibit. author and editor to kill it. the county. A large amount of affair, and we believe that by tiles thrown In gratis, cheap though our | The poem was written while Bret you, dear mother,” he would say. it is 3»l publicity work will have to be united effort of the Press, the tariff was. But we couldn't swallow I Harte was employed on a San Fran- "Do not be afraid.” Taxes come high, midis in Tillamook City. Too undertaking the next few years commercial bodies, dairy asso the foreign titles that cropped up j cisco daily and. to him, was merely Making a Gunstock. hfgbv probably, for the go<xl of with the object of bringing new ciations, Granges, dairymen, around us. We liad too much British ' a part of the day’s work. It tells of a the city. Taxpaying will lx:' settlers into the county, and etc., it is possible to have a very pride for that. And. as luck would I Chinee, Ah Sin. who. “with a smile A party of men were out hunting, on the V«.,.». vra, tapis — ■ about * the . • —. first of with each city and all parts of creditable and attractive fair have It. at the last town of our tour I that was childlike aud bland." sat In a and an old woodsman who was with them broke bls gunstock In some way next month, when the order of the county pulling together re this year by all giving a helping we were quartered on the top floor of game of euchre with Truthful Jame or other. It was Just about nightfall and BUI Nye. hand so as to make it a success. a hotel where a German prince occu the day will txt to pungle up. sults in the upbuilding of the At a crucial point of the game the when the accident occurred, and Inas comity will come much quicker. A fair will foster the breeding pied a suit of rooms. In our opinion, artless Chinese plays the winning much as he was very anxious to do of better stock and will give a three English tourists were worth more some shooting early the next morning We’ve got to have it, und we good idea of what some of the than thirty German princes, and we card, “which,” says Truthful James, he decided to fix up his shooting Iron. the narrator of the catastrophe, "the are going to have it, anti that is Another large and represen dairymen are doing when they dropped our boots on the floor at night same Nye had dealt unto me!" Where Finding a walnut fence rail, he set to a deep channel from Tillamook tative business meeting of the exhibit their stock. in the vain hope that he was under upon Truthful aud Nye proceed to work. His only tools were an ax and City to the hay. This is em commercial club was held Mon a big pocket knife. All night long he i neath. But. alas, his suit was on the “go for that heathen Chinee.” The phatic und is not open to dispute day evening, when matters of labored vigorously at his task, nnd by TILLANOOK BAY GETS AIDS. first floor, and we never even caught a damaging evidence disclosed by their or discussion, for it is the man vital importance to the city and morning the gunstock was finished and rough and searching investigation is glimpse of him. though once we heard date of the “Progressives” in county were freely discussed. Inspector Will Recommend Addi * his high pitched, arrogant, penetrating told as follows in the poem as it was back In place and worked like a Ahis city. About fifty members were pre tional Lights for Harbor. voice and the coxy fulsome rejoinders printed—and has been printed ever charm. sent, which shows that the "How did you do it?” nsked one of since the initial publication: Range lights on both sides of the of his valet both articulating a lan Whatever may he decided up business men are waking up to In hl» »leeves. which were long, there were the number, greatly surprised. guage which Parker contemptuously “Very easy,” was this old hunter's twenty-four pack». on in the matter of improving fact that they must up and do entrance to Tillamook Bay and ad described as "the limit.” Which ta coming It »trong, yet I »tate but reply. “No trouble at all. Just get a Tillamook bar, no time should ing and work together if this ditional illuminations to mark the It was the last morning of our stay. the fact». piece of wood about the size nnd kind be lost in improving Hoquar- city expects to hold its supre channel inside are promised by Parker and I had gone back to the In this form the busy Bret Harte ton slough. It is just as im macy as the commercial hub of Commander J. M. Ellicott, inspector hotel to pack our bags before departing let the proofs go down to the printer, that you want and then whittle away away, portant to the center of the the county, 'l'heclub has done of the Seventeenth Lighthouse dis for the station. The weather was hot and it was not until some time later all that you want whittled cut off When you have all the wood trict, but it is doubtful if 11 lights ter and dustier than ever, and Wilks, county ns the Panama canal is a great deal of good already in that he recalled having overlooked an that you don’t want you have a gun- to the commerce of the United breaking down factional strife petitioned for by commercial interest j always energetic, bad gone to the pub error In it. He hurried down to the stock.”—Kansas City Journal. and fostering a spirit of unity on those waters will be granted. lic bathing place on the river in search press, but already several hundred States. and get together for the good of The situation was thoroughly gone of a swim. I had a letter to write, copies had been struck off and were Ths Measure. With the holiday season over, the cause. Another thing, the over iti Portland and Commander aud Parker wandered rouud the hotel being distril iUfited about the city to the The ancient judge sat before the ibscrlbers. Bret Hurte, at- when some people drink to ex- meeting Monday proved that Ellicott will forward his recommen to kill time. Presently be thrust his morning suS'scrlbers. face In at the door. It bad lost its taebing no importance to the fugitive scales of worth. L'essj as well as eat too much, there are some pretty good dations to Washington this week. "Bring forth the royal treasure!" he familiar lowering look and wore a verses, which had merely oozed from Until the improvement of the bar bright and alert expression. it is to lie hoped that there will scrappers when it comes to de his pen the afternoon previous, made cried, aud the hurrying slaves poured III- less drunkenness to tie seen fending the city's interests and harbor is completed under plana “I say.” be ejaculated mysteriously, no effort at correction then. When, into the huge pan sacks of golden Ol he streets. Yet it is a good amongst the “Progressive” proposed by the Government, Tilla almost under his breath, "I've Just however, the eastern press enthusias metal, caskets of sparkling gems until th g that they do not run n per element of this city. The two mook Bay will require assistance in found a bathroom in this blighted bole tically copied it and publishers and il It seemed r.s If all of the wealth of »< in for the same amount of most important matters taken the way of aids, but as its commerce —butb full of tepid water, with a ther lustrators rang all manner of comic earth were there. Yet the balance gl ttony in eating as in drink up were a county fair and har is confined to vessels of medium mometer in it—clean, warmed tow changes In it he tried to substitute the never stirred. "Let the learning of the ages be add ing. bor improvements, and a lively draft, it has not received the atten els on the rail, and all that. Wbat correct phrase, but without avail, and tion given other outside ports where shall I do?” ■ interest was taken in them. “The Heathen Chinee” has persisted ed," came the order, and tons upon "Do!” I replied. "Get into It, man. commerce is heavy. It is proposed What’s the matter, ‘anyway, In its original form through number tons of the wisdom of sages, philoso and let me know when you've finish less editions ever since. phers, scientists and poets was heaped with the pupils of the public to sufficiently light the road from ed.” The good road» question will upon the pile. Aud still the great arm What Bret Harte wrote was: school in this city that they did the bar to the principal towns as far He wasn’t long and came back look of the scales remained high in air. not try for the prize for the most for a long time be one of the as Tillamook. A personal investi ing wonderfully young and clean. The In his »leeves. which were long, he had “Add now the men of power and twenty-tour jack». appropriate name for the fair burning questions in Tillamook gation will be made of other condi mall had just arrived And I bad spent high position," said the judge, “and Now, In the game of euchre, as all county. Ami yet no action is to lx.* held this year ? But aa i tions as soon ns the inspector finds a few minutes over my letters before card players know, the Jacks are of the scale will fall.” But all in vain. the time is extended, they, us being taken to put a practical an opportunity of making his regu I also found the batbroom, following great value, and the stuffing of num "But wbat is on the other side that well ns pupils in other school engineer and road builder at lar visit, which will be during the hia directions. It was wiyiout excep berless Jacks up bis flowing sleeves, outweighs all these?" asked one. the head of the road work. It tion the best I have ever been in, as the poet Intended to sing, showed districts, will have another "It is character,” said the judge.— seems as though several per Spring. and, to my surprise, the big porcelain great astuteness on Portal. opportunity to win the prize. _ __ the part of Ah sons have been recommended bath was half full of tepid water, and Sin. The uncorrected error of the com For Sale. for road lx»ss, but ns they have a set of clean, newly farmed towels positor who aet up “packs" Instead of A Good Sleeper. Don't lx- a knocker ! Take not the qualifications to map hung on the rail. I took wbat the “jacks," still left enough of sense to Talleyrand used to tell an extraordi Baled hay, *20 a ton. JUJir coaj an<| roll up your out, formulate plans and esti 25 extra good cows, selected. gods gave and asked no questions, but pass muster when embodied between nary story of the lmpasslveness of I wanted more cold water and ex I I the contexts. sleeves and ¡xxxd tin* county mate the cost, it would be a Louis XVIII. When he was minister 4 horses. perimented unsuccessfully with vari ami city. That's whitf the news- waste of money to employ such The poet, after years of fruitless en of foreign affairs a courier came to Farm implements. ous levers on the wall. As a last hope ’ papers have l>eeii doing since a person. Sooner the county See Frank Hannenkratt. 2 miles I attacked a cart wheel affair on the deavor. finally gave up all hope and him one evening benrlng unpleasant resigned himself tv the butchered read news, and he therefore postponed the the Headlight, the pioneer gets down to a practical, uni north of Tillamook. floor and after a stiff struggle man ing.—New York Times. communication of It to the king till county newspaper, made it* form and economic system of aged to turn It. A flood of cold water next morning, when he explained that first tippearance on June 8, 1888. road building the better, but no Notice, gushed in along one side of the bath, he was afraid the tidings might have Muis Riding In Portugal. Talk about the great industries, one can expect those who have and it was all I could do to wrench In odd contrast to the modern rush Notice is hereby given that hunt disturbed his majesty’s sleep. The the greut dairying, the great not the proper qualifications to the wheel around and stop the flow. and honk of the automobile and the king replied: "Nothing disturbs my seaside and beach reaorta, the do so. W’e contend that it is ing is strictly prohibited on what is As I did so light came upon me tn a clang of the trolley cars are the salolos sleep, as you may see from this in greut lumbering industries and just as important to have a per known us the Elmore ranch. Per flash. This was the prince's bath, pre- or small farmers of Portugal, who ride stance. The most dreadful blow of the great future and splendid son properly qualified to build sons who do so will tie prosecuted. psred for him a second time by his nonchalantly through the twentieth my life was my brother's death. The J ohn H athaway . obsequious valet. It was the glorious century hubbub on the back—the ex courier who brought this dreadful opportunities there are in Tilln roads as it is to require a person certainty of the fact that made me en treme back—of small, patient eyed tnook county. to l»e properly qualified to teach news arrived at 8 o’clock In the even Oat Hay For Sale. joy that bath as I have never enjoyed mules. Though the country has pro ing. For many hours I was quite school or make cheese. Road a bath before or since. The cheap gressed and the farmers are progress overcome, but at midnight I went to TMe board of county commis building in Oregon have l»een Four tons of extra good oat hay English tourists were one up on his sioners reduced the road super- left too much to those who have for sale. Enquire of V. Donaldson, serene highness, after all. Still, I ing toward prosperity, they have eoo- bed and slept my usual eight hours.” •latently refused to move farther for The story is told by the Duchesse de visors to three. T! in, we hope, had political pulls,and although Fairview. admit, when I bad finished tubbing I ward on the mule’s back In Portugal Dino, Talleyrand's niece, In her mem will lientt improvement, for too some g«xxl roads have been built lost no time in getting back to the than the last fifth of bls anatomy. Per oirs. fourth floor again. I told Parksr the many road bosses are an expen by some road su|M*rvisors,others Team for Sale. haps the custom arose from the time great news, aud we were Just discuss when the mule carried a large load sive affair. Next to un experi have squundered a large amount Son» of Butcher». tug It with rapture when Wilks came enced engineer, the court has of money doing a poor class of For Sale, a nice young; team of Just before the rider and the habit has Three of the stained glass windows tn, looking supremely dejected for the not been broken.-Christlan Herald. done the right thing in concen work. bay niarea. Apply to F. N. Elliot.. in the hall of the Butcher Guild, Len first time on the tour. trating the supervision of road do1». contain the portraits of Cardinal "The bathing place isn't open,” he The new Hoard of County Th» Myttia S»v«n. work in as few hands as possi Wolsey. William Shakespeare and snarled. "Had all the fag of going For Sale. Tbs Rossel Islanders in New Guinea Daniel Defoe In recognition of their Ide, and the courte has Is-en for- Commissioners ia alive to the there for nothing. What dirty beg hold the number 7 In great awe. A connection with the meat trade. t ate in securing the services needs of the county in the good Werner Grand Piano in a hand gars they are!" natlv. policeman when asked what the The cardinal was the son of a “re f three good men fur super roads movement, for Tillatn<x>k some unk finish. Thia instrument "Not all of them.” I replied. "Don’t visors, whose aim should be to County will expend n large I is practically new and can be had you worry, old chap.” And I described numerals in the local dialect were spectable" butcher at Ipswich, in Suf "ffava them readily enough, but hesi folk, and “the Immortal bard” assisted see that the tuxpnyera receive amount of money thia year for ut low coat. Stool uni scarf induci to him the position of the bathroom, tated at the number 7. You might not and he was off like a bare. During his always say that number, he explained while a youngster a butcher in bis na value for the money put into road nnd bridge work, in nil the rd. Call und see it at tive town of Stratford-on-Avon. large sum of $124,508.73. Thia absence we thoughtfully packed our roads. J oe T hkhihch ' s , —eometlmea it brought on thunder- Defoe, nowadays known as the au should prove that Tillamook The Fop Corn Palace- own bags and bls. In ten minutes he storma if you did. And you must nev- thor of “Robinson Crusoe,” but In his returned, fresh as a mountain daisy ia going to lx* one of the moat I 7s J* ,u when 700 *«t to day an adventurer and secret agent of and bubbling over with gratitude. progressive counties in Oregon I Adele Island to get cocoanuts or flab his government, was the son of a Farm for Sale. "Wbat sort of bath did you gstY ’ because tb. mo.t for g<xxl roads, nnd ns the gov .ti butcher In Fore street and a member I asked carelessly. ernment census gives the popu would undoubtedly follow." Miss For sale by owner: The south ll. "A clinker.” he cried, "and it was Grimshaw vouchee for the superstl- of the guild.—National Prorlsioner. lation of the county nt 826t5, the ! half of the place known aa the Hill all put ready for me. clean towels amount of money npproprinted place on the Neatucea River, half nnd everything The only dlOculty I Uon tn ber book on “The New New Time, but No Money. of mile of Hebo, will aell with or Guinea." is it large amount per capita. Street Missionary—My good friend, i cr notice of them, first, be- without cattle, some one is going had was with the cold water wheel The demand for road improve to get a bargain, it ia going cheap. arrangement on the floor.” why Idle away the precious hours In cuuse it ia customary with the Th» Illusion. this fashion? Don’t you know that Press to ignore them, and, ments mid new bridges and new Easy terms. Write for price. - “It was a bit stiff," I agreed T°° "• «°*n« t0 r« married. time Is money? B enny T hompson . Hebo, Ore. "It turned on all right," aald Wilks, second, l»ecuuae our contempo mails have been so numerous, "but I couldn’t turn it off.” Loafer—Don’t you believe it guv'nor. rary has l»een over-worked nnd we will venture to any that the "Yea, the longing for 8 mu» homo Wanted to Borrow Money If that was so I should be a bloomin’ "Wbat dkl you do?" wa asked to- used aa a cat’s oaw for many court could expend double the c,n put mj fe * ‘ th * mllllonhalr, I should. I've been doing Wanted to borrow from *1.000 to get her wall, breca my chair back and smoke years to create ¡mi unfriendly I amount of money if it had it at "I left It." ba answered simply. time on and orf ever since I was a Will give first mortgage on my pipe ta comfort got to ba too much spirit between the news|»tt|x*rs I its disposal. However, with a *1.311). "What time are we due at the ata ror mt nipper.—London Mail. a good dairy ranch. For one year by those who differ with the few more licks of road work or longer.—Apply at the Headlight tlonT’ sakl Parker like the past few years this "That’» a beautiful dream” office or to J. N. Whitman. Clover snap »hot man, politically and "Now." I replied, and we took our k Th» M»an Thing. “Isn't itr county will he far ahead of I dale. Ore. otherwise. bags atxl went. “Phyllis is the meanest kind of a go' fnTZ , ** U ' lful th,t “ wui be a sham, many other counties for g<xx| alp.” As wa dew-ended the stairs with It is the intention oil Card of Thanks ttudled calmness we heart electric w yon to get married and spoil it It io well to take into consid rtxids. 2JTbat makes you think »T Atlanta Constitution «ration tli« advisability ol send t. oiintv Judge Mason, aa well M! We wish to thank the many hind bells continuously tingling on tbs first , *n* 'be never tells you any- the desire <»f the citisena, that floor, a high pltcbsd arrogant votes hlng herself, but gets you to tell her ing the President of the Port neiffhbora and Irtenda who helped •U you know.” of Tillamook to W ashington to he devote a large amount of his ua ao kindly during the atekneaa raised tn anger, ooay. saveile tones an •wertag Imploringly We can» npoo « ’ tain favorable action at this time to going over all parts of I nnd death ol our darling baby. the proprietor leaping np the Metre A Poor Plan. session in the matter of bar. bay the county and get "next” to the Ma. AND Mire A lhibt O ld *. and a stream of water leaping down needs of road improvements, as The trouble with some men who and slough improvements. In M b . ami » Man. I. C. UCHK. them, and a couple af hours after ™ch th* top |t that they go right on our judgment it would be money well aa ascertain where money : ward we creaeed the border with the ia iteitig aqu»»iidervd. «»«•rand down the other side CbJca- For L »Grippe Cough» and Btuffy well spent, and would probably secret satisfaction that we had Soar f® Bscord-Heniid. Cold*. Qenaaay at last -Landen Pwk be th* means of getting the Take Foley’» Honey nnd Tar. It entire project through. Any- l he Tillamook Commercial gives quick relief and ex|wl» the - * Parting gh^_ cold from your ayatem. It contains , let the rivers aud harbors t lui» haa decided to undertake no opiate«, ia safe and »ure—C. I. WOPM*d '• »8* rttepote» imittec see rvprvxiitat i\ <-• the res|M»ttaibili« of holding a Clough. *• ’b* "•* four w her Irr , SUBSCRIPTION LY IX ADVANCE.) wmv t *