TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. NOVEMBER 24. 1910.
ARY FORMS.
RIDING THE BILLOWS.
HIS GOOD FORTUNE.
HADE GOOD AS A COOK.
the spitball
Executor's Notice.
A Few Pointed Suggestions For Ocean When Ha Had to Work Ho Started a
Novice 1» Hssssv GlVSS—That II.
fhs Old Lumberman Got Supper 1» Takas Great Strength and
Speed to
Travelers.
Dainty Rolling Mill.
Without the Least Effort.
Pitch It Properly,
Do not Interfere with the captain in
umiiraignci, tne executor ot thr ln>t win
I was Just entering upou my thirty ! “Nowadays a cook le
Describing f
spidmii |n t>aseball
provided for
7n“'7nJ
HAV k J
and Wherefore Many the performance of his duties or offer fourth
year when, owing to the failure
each camp.” said the old lumberman and the way T .s pit« bed. Hugh 8.
suggestions
in
navigation
based
upon
of my wife's futber, I found myself
Army Customs.
who has worked on the St. Croix, the Fullertou iu Uiu American Magazine
your own experience in runulng a obliged to make a living.
Penobscot uud the St. John, •but in nays:
catboat ou Lake Mobonk. There are
I had often wondered where all the
“There came Into baseball In 1008 a
few captains now tn the transatlantic steel rails came from, and now 1 de my days of lumbering we took turns,
I'ntKl th«« 27th day of txtobsr, 1S10
service who have not crossed the termined to go Into the business of a week at a time, or one man would ball which earne u.-ar revolutionizing
... _
, • H GOVNIi.
the game aud brought a new era of
;
make
all
the
bread,
another
the
tea
tt"”
Ttata-
ocean several times, and we know of supplying them to railroad companies
_________ lnent °f Henry Have «¿««««i
made
great
ptt.bers
out
of
pitchlug.
and coffee, aud so on through the bill
in of the Former Goaa Back none who has acquired bls knowledge Having learned through careful inqui | of fare. Once in a while—generally be ‘has-beens' and [>oor hitters out of once
NOTICk FOR PVHUCAnON
ry that nearly all of them were made
ime of the Borgia« and the of the sea in a correspondence school.
Ueparnnent of The Interior,
fore they'd got licked into their reg'- mighty sluggers.
If
the
lady
with
golden
hair
seated
iu
rolling
mills,
1
persuaded
the
own-,
r
V
«. Land otfier at Portland Orason.
to th« Knight« of tha Cru-
"The ball Is pitched with two, some
.
Srptembrr 16th 15io:
tn the steamer chair next to yours in of a bankrupt iron foundry to convert iar winter mold—some fellow would
,tc* *• twrrby given that Henry c.
times with three, fingers held on one
uneral Volleys and Taps.
kick
against
the
routine;
'he's
been
advertently puts her bead on your It Into a rolling mill. Then I went to
Kutue, who»e po»t oftce addm» I» ■fma-
side
of
the
ball
and
with
the
thumb
or
dJl'°«,h* l,‘d*Jr 01 July,
a soldier when saluting a shoulder and groana do not rudely re a good reliable machinery man on the hired to do soiuetblug else.' or ’he'd tip of the thumb and nail being grip û«2kk2T«?»ïù'
th," <'*!?* *" O” •♦•tatnrnt and
be banged If he'd cook, anyhow.' Theu
Ai.L'lk»itton. f»o I'JO ao , to vurvhMBe th« Wk
Ise his hand to his bead move It. but whistle a soft lullaby, as next block uud told him to send me
ped
hard
against
the
seam
at
the
' there were ructions.
» N
K
,U
t .vn.hip
The beginning dates back if you did oot notice the act. Bear tn some of the very best rolling mill ma I “I remember one little rebellion that opposite «Ide of the sphere The top of 1 North. R hu M c 9 vtcut Wlltamett« Mrrl.
<11 an and the timber thereon
under th«
mind that two heads are better than chinery that he had In his store.
the ball Is made slippery «t the point provision« ot the act of June 3, lfetfe
of the Borglas, if not to an
one.
The lullaby may put her to
Meanwhile my noble wife had not begau hot and roaring ami died dovvu of contact with the fingers, so that the act« umendatory, known
the “1 inv
In those days assassina
Bleep, when her curls may be gently been idle, and by the time I was into a laugh all round, thanks to an In sphere slide« off the fingers with the i r«M . ïtnne
Mt •Bch *•'»•«*
»»»»Uhl
be ftMol by HpprNiWmentann thul.imr.unnt
te vogue, and in order that removed to her own sofa pillow.
geulous
old
soul,
all
qniet
good
naiure
ready to begin operations she had in
minimum of frivtion. w hile the thumb, to .wh nppliention. the |nm| emf timber
might not have a superior Should you desire to go below before duced several of the most-brilliant wo and fat—Uncle Ned. we «-ailed him.
thrre.iii h'ive l.ccn ftp|>rHiae<L at S7juiH).
pressed hard against the seam, gives the
timber eatiraatcil
ooo board tret
ge the Inferior was com- ' she goes to sleep send the deck stew men In society to agree to buy all
“We got back to camp one night to
the maximum of friction, the result at $ »•> j»«» M. ami the land $ia(i uo: that
n coming into his superior's ard after her husband and ask him to their steel rails of us. Tout bed by And the tire nearly out ami nothing being that the ball, leaving the hand, • Niti i|»i'licHUt XX III ..flri rtnal proof in iui>.
port of lii* Mpplivntion and sworn «tatemeiM
o raise his right hand, palm remove them himself.
her unselfish devotion. I clasped h< r ready for supper. We were all hungry takes heavy 'English' from the thumb on the WSthuiii „•
IH|0 Wort
nt. to show that no dagger | If in the midst of your dinner you hi my aruug while the tears coursed —aud grouiy. ns sometimes hnp|ieiis In and starts revolving rapidly iu the di I H, Govne. United State» CommUaiouer. at
lillainook, Oregon
the best regulated crews. Each In turn rection opposite to that in which It
led there. From this old * _______________
fee| a sudden emotional qualm
___
arising
___ ■lown my cheeks.
Any |>er«on is ut liberty to protest thia
before entry, or initiate n contest
baud salute has come down, within you rise with it as nearly si
Then 1 called on a railroad presi declared be wouldn't be cook, and It naturally would rotate. Therefore It purchase
ut any time before patent issues, by fiNna
look«*d
like
a
supperless
night
till
Un
te with the sword was uot ruultaneousiy as possible and hasten dent. told him that I desired to be
«ll«if
whirls rapidly for a abort distance uu n corroborated .trtidavit in thin
nn!nn with.
-----
way «„
in ««,..
the >.„d
beginning
wlth- fro[n t|je saloon, taking care In your come self supporting and asked him to cle Ned spoke up in his quh«t way.
ttl the natural but suspended motion ing fncts which would defeat the entry.
H
I*
ttrnny.
ion. When knights of the flight to stick to the aisles between buy some of my rails. He told me to
"'Dear me.' says he. 'what a time ot the ball overcomes the false 'Eng
RetfUtcr
•elved their orders it was the tables and not go leaping from deliver a basketful to his place of about cooking! Why. It’» the cadetti llsh' applied by the thumb and a eon
Noticc of Final Account.
Now. test between the natural ami unnatural
for them to call ui>ou Gcd table to table like a frightened ante business every Saturday night.
thing In nature to get su|H>er
their assumption of the lope toward the exit. This latter
Greatly elated over my prospecta. I boys, If you'll all wait on me I ll Ite forces ensues. The ball ceases revolv
No UK 1S HaitBRY GlVKN
1 hrit thè »11»
leisigned MilniiniisirMtvr ot thè tMMe of
i. To do this the sword course would cause considerable con called together a number of working cook.'
ing unnaturally and floats and wabbles <1<
''A MAH K XI HONG, iltccnscd, hus tileiJ hi*
to the front so that the fusion in the dining room, and in men whom I found Idle on the streets
"They all agreed. This being set- until the natural twist overcomes the tinnì iiccouàt 4M luch ndininistrutoi In thè
the lips, when the cross your baste you might inadvertently and directed them to make some nice tied. Uncle Ned sat down on u spruce false one. and then the ball darts Just ortur <>t th« Count> t Itili uf I
Jouiio. «tate »»f Oregon
und thwt ile
the hilt and blade could be trip over another passenger's welsh steel rails without delay and take chair aud let his assistants have II.
as it would have done If it had been L »mnty lu.Ur of srtid Tilh.m<»„k. Cimntv hns
«M oiu I hx . Devem!»cr MI» V‘io. ni
uti oath registered to carry rabbit, which is not considered good them around to the kind railroad pres
"•Now. lfh-k.' said be. ’the first thine curved naturally, shootlug in the direc appoiuted
thr hout of >0 u't-locL a «n , ut llw orto» of
lers faithfully. The drop form tn polished circles either on the ident.
for you to do is to get a little wood tion In which the heaviest friction was l IC C'.unti Ju.U-r in thè Court flou»» In
' Ulnniook «ìty, Tlllamook Countv «»i»«.’n
applied. A «pitball If pitch«! direct J"
sword, point to the front. land or on the sea.
Rejoicing at the prospect of steady aud start up the fire.'
tlir tini* oid iilsver» thè firmili« nf»«rt
If ou your way to the upper deck employment the workingmen hastened I " 'Isaac, just step down to the brook Iv overhand darts almost straight Boni uwoont nnd the »rttlrmvnt thrrvd
tbmisslon.
Iliitrd fili. «K’totwr WOth. luto
downward, atxl If pitched «Ide arm
the funeral cortege of a you find the staircases blocked by to obey, and the rails that they made and fetch a pall of water.
CK<>S<7h •« BObVFKLT,
Adeiini.trntor ol ibr K.tni» ofsarah
cer or soldier is the horse, j others hastening upward like yourself under my direction proved so durable
“‘You. Mac. while the tires getting with the thumb toward the body it
Knlfon». Cccastd
shoots
outward
and
down
as
a
fat!
d equip|>ed. with the boots I do not step upon them In your mad that In a very short time I had all the under way. wash a few (Mitatoes and
rider placed heels to the ; flight Upward, but slide down the orders that I could fill.
get 'em ready to put ou wbeu the pot outcurve does, the quickness and speed
Notice of Bale of Tide Lands.
of the break depending entirely upon
e stirrups, led to the place banisters to the lower deck, which
I attribute much of my success to bolls.
Novies
HSKBHY Oivsii.—Tkat lb»
To show by reversal of the you will tiud Just as well adapted to the fact that each rail is delivered to
•• ‘Now. .lake, yon cut n few slices ot the amount of force with which It
Land Hoard ot thr Hour of <>r*xon
«mount Hutt
your needs as the upper. Any deck is the customer tastefully wrapped In pork and pnt it on over the fire to fry.' Is thrown and In ratio to the ______
wner's march has ended,
will «r>l to th« hishewt bidder nt It» ollie» In
go back to the days of the good In a qualm.—John Kendrick tissue paper fastened with pink rib
“ ‘But, Uncle Ned.' we all shouted to of friction applied by Ibe thumb or the Capitol H,Hiding at Snleul. Oreaon on
lack of friction by the fingen« Great Urt-rnilter JT. mill nt IO no n'eloti ■ tn
r the reason why in the Bangs In Harper's Weekly.
gether. ‘you was to get supper!'
bon.—Delinea tor.
of «aid dry, all the Staten ln'err»t In th«
volleys are tired over the
•“Yes,' said he. calm aud easy a* strength and speed are essential to the tide andoveiHow land» hereinafter deKrlb«d,
String hnnrvrr to th» ow ner or owner* Of
best
pitching
of
this
kind
of
ball."
of a comrade. Among the
ever. *1 was to get stip|>er: but you
ant hind« Abutting or fronting on »u»h tide
POWER OF A WORD.
GUESTS.
nd overildw land*
the prefrrener rtaht
e burial consisted of the
were to wait upon me. Tom.’ said be,
to purrha*.-*md tide and overflow Wind« at
t earth three times on the Why Franca Changed tha Name ef the
•you’d better get the dishes ready.’
the hlghent price orterrd. provided «util after
THE
PHARAOHS
Bad Enough to Be Late, but to Bo Too
i> made In goo I Huth and al»., providing
ee times was the dead man
"We kicked some, but ’twas no use;
I
“Life Saving Belt“
that the land w III got be »old nor nnv r.fttr
Early Is Unforgivable.
The Precautions Taken to Guard therefor
»me. which ended the eere-
we'd
agreed
to
wait
on
bhn
If
he'd
be
acceptorl for le»« than ST 5t> per
A vivid illustration of the power of
It is au accepted aphorism that one cook.
acre, thr Hoard reaervuig the right to reject
as the friends aud relatives
Against
Grave
Robbers.
mere words over human beings was should never be late at a duel or a
any and all bld«
Said land« are «Ituutrtl
iuch said "Vale.”’ three
The Ingenuity displayed by the an In I'dlantorth County, l.regon. and de»ertl>eU
"When everything was reudy for
once brought to the attention of Freucb dinner,
Tardiness is unpardonable.
a» follow •
as a farewell to our dead
clent
supper, there Ibe old mau still sat In
Egyptians to prevent robber*
late land» fronting »nd abutting on Lot
people by Franclxque Sarcey.
but the converse Is also true, If it is
e tire three volleys over
from breaking Into the pharaohlc No 5 of Section ♦. I J N H IO W
After the wreck of the Bourgogne an offense to be late It Is unforgivable his spruce chair— hadn't stirred an
I eglnn'ng nt n point w here the (action
Theu the service called taps
Inch!
graves merits admiration from present line
between Section» 4 and 0. T. X N.. M. to
this closing the ceremony. many passengers were found floating to be too early. This refers solely to
W., Interae-l» the high water of Sehaten
'•
'Dear
me.
dear
me.'
said
be.
'here
day
engineers,
writes
Dr.
Holscher.
Id the cull taps be sounded drow ned with life preservers on. These the dinner, since duels are affulrs of I have got sup|>er. and 'twaa one o' the chief architect in the Prussian govern Hay. located » M«“.’V|' w 4754 « feet from
thr corner common to Sectliina S. 4 1« and
■e to any olher? Because life preservers were fatseued upon the the past.
IO and running I hence
ment. In a work ou the sarcophagus a.
- —
Overhaste may be flattering, but it Is easiest things In the world.'
H9®
ftr —
w . ---- - ~
waler
call for "lights out." and bodies, but round the middle instead
of
Khafra,
the
builder
of
the
second
"We
were
'caught,'
”
smiled
the
old
line
of life are out In the com- of under the arms. and the greater also Inconsiderate. If the dinner Is lumberman, "and we sat down Io sup Glxeh pyramid, who reigned In Egypt N ia->
B .
water
lint
has "Joined the silent weight of the upper part of the body Important enough to be called a “func per In good tem|>er. and ever afterward some 5.000 years ago.
N. 17® .19* H
water
the dead.” This ending of had tipped the bead under water and tion'* and the house in which It is glv- 1 we bad Uucle Ned's proposition for a I The lid of the red granite sarcopb
Hilt.
f .51* K .
waler
fuueral dates back to the the person of course was inevitably, en is sufficiently large to be rated as byword; we'd agree to du auy living agus was dovetailed with minute N H9 line
a mansion the early guest may And
, but did not become a drowned.
”■ OJ*
water
thing provided we could be 'waited precision Into the receptacle To pre S A Hne.
Now it appears that the greater num a hostess still in her maid's bands, if
till late In the civil war.
vent
the
cover
from
being
drawn
ba.
k
upon.
’
Youth
s
Companion.
OO
“
49*
W
.
R.
« atre
line t<> plait of
. containing
« u reason for causing all ber of the persons so drowned were instead a cottage and a simpler repast
air'
the Egyptian builders bored two holes
await
one
the
housewife
may
herself
43,9
aeree
French.
The
French
term
for
life
pre
■fore a military court to
In the lid at the edge, not showing
AppIicAtintiR find bide should tie addreectd
No Uao For Them.
glove from the right hand server is celnture de sauvetage. or "life be putting the last necessary touches
to G G
Brown Lltrk Atate I.ami Hf>nr<L
These corresponded exactly fen
”1 watched your sister fixing her hair above.
lem Oregon «ml marked
Apparatine
to
the
salad.
In
either
case
the
hostess
ng the oath. The raising saving belt.” This word celnture sug
the other day.” said Mrs. Nagget, with two similar holes, less deep thnu anil Uhl to purihMBt tide lande
feels
a
warm
personal
approval
and
G (I HROWN
s aud eyes toward heaven gests to the mind in Its moments of
"and 1 must say she's not the uiu«t re the other two. sunk In the front of the
Clerk Stole Lauti Ut*arri
g au oath Is of great an- disorder and unreadiness, such as a an ability for self praise If the coming lined person In the world."
receptacle. Two copier bolts were then Dill t ih >.t »ber l I Vit)
guest
Is
a
little
tardy.
Should
the
soup
great
caXaatropbe
brings,
the
idea
of
beu the Bible was printed
placed
In
the
ltd
holes,
and
at
the
mo
"No?"
replied
her
husband,
with
a
nd was laid on the book, putting on a belt, and as a belt is pnt be cold or the roast dry it is not her | belligerent air. "You don't approve of ment the sariapbagus was fully close I
afterward kissed. But the round the waist and nowhere else the fault: she was on time.
tlie hides met and the bolts dropped
Can anything tie more harassing than her. eh?”
not always at hand when frightened person instinctively adjusts
"Well,” she retorted with a disdain In position from the upper holes partly
the custom of raising the the life preserver close about the hips. the “you-don't-miud-me-dear" type of
ful sniff, “you'd never see me with my Into the lower, thus making It impoa
The result Is that aa soon as the woman who always com«« half au
aud uncovering the bead
slide to move the lid.
mouth full of hairpins.''
hour
early
and
always
wants
to
into general practice, in person so provided falls into the water
it must have struck the Egyptian
"Of course not." he snapped. "What
"help?"
Can
anybody
worship
one
s
■
The boy or girl with any
the criminal was branded bis body tips over, with the heavier
would you waut with so many hair engineers that grave robbers might
household
gods,
turn
away
the
nicks,
>i, f<-< t <>f vision is girati,
of the right band, and for paft downward, and the bead is plung
get at the body by turning the aarcopb
display the gleaming t>ide In the pro pins T—CatboRc Kt aud a rd and Times.
liuntiicnppeti in the pmaiiit
the custom of requiring ed beneath the surface.
ague upside down. In which «see the
r.f knowledge in the st ho».I
faning presence of a comparative .
I of the glove came luto
The word "belt.’’ therefore, was the
renin
If your isiy or girl
txilts would glide back Into th>4r orig
stranger? A despairing hostess sold
Declined to Tarry.
er that the band might be cause of the loss of many Ilves In the
does not show a Ligli | er
recently:
Hera la one of F. II. Benson'» stories Inal position and permit the lid lining
Bourgogne disaster. Sarcey according
centHge of average in the
"When I have just men coming I of his early days of trouplug Iu the drawn out. To prevent this they filled
fed silk sash long worn by ly proposed to counteract the fatal ef
oc-liool report tl.c probabili-
the lower hole« with wax and made
lour army, which for many fect of the French word by reuamlng spend my soul on the cooking; when English provlucva:
ties nre that there ie nottin-
hot.
Upon
the
lids
being
the
bolts
its
women
I
put
my
extra
efforts
into
I
"At
one
town
1
wss
playtug
to
p<s>r
thing the mulle
Leased to form part of the the article and calling it a brassiere,
position
the
bolts
melted
placed
In
burnishing
the
house;
when
Its
both
busluesa.
The
occui«aota
of
the
gal
eyes To find ou
fcxeept for general officers. which is a kind of waist, and by bring
ill bring
I almost kill myself, and when they lery were few and not ov ereutbusl their way Into the wax and upon cool
not Iring
Adopted simply because It
ing the word bras, or arm. to mind to come too early I want to He down and astic. I was about to make an exit Ing became so firmly fixed that noth
exninina
them to
Fly
It was originally in- tesch people to put a life preserver on
If doesn't
pay to
tion
on the line. Tarry awhile and auou 1 log short of complete destruction could
k this sash, which was very lust underneath the arms.—Chicago die.”
guess about the rjcaigi'l
“The quality of mercy is not strain ' will return.' upon which a voice from open the royal tomb
pen of silk and could be Record-Herald.
of your r < hild—it ta bet e
It most have lieen a herculean labor
ed.” It applies even to giving one's the gallery exclaimed: 'Don't trouWe
kit to over a yard In width.
to see that
I
the eyes »to
to
hew
the
whole
edge
away,
but
that
We
’
re
going
and
prospective
hostess
ample
leeway
for
to
return,
guv'oor
Bel as a hammock tn which
right. If gbinara are needed
The
Cooling
of
the
World«.
Is
what
grave
desccrstors
did.
sod
th*
preparation.
Falling
this,
invitations
not
be
back
f
"-Chicago
Trite
shall
Ifficers could be carried off
1 HUI prepared to furnleli
All Itodlee In spme are gradually ap may soon be written. “At 7. and please une.
wax can still be «e«-n In ths bore boles
the exact thing that will
bld
proaching frigidity.
When a red hot be later—Youth's Companion.
meet the needs of
i the case,
—New York Hun
►wise the guady colored
they are
Krnirtnlirr timi
cannon ball Is taken oot of a furnace
Up to Jameo.
Nume that flowed from the
gusruiileeil
(or
one year,
Net at All Private.
An official was describing, at a din
Ths "Housa Fly.”
b not placed there because it »Dd HiiR|teuded lii the air It parta with
a
to make
and
I
ant
here
In the trial of a case recently In one ner at Washington, au unfair law
The remfnl«< <-nt man suddenly found
bril The original hair plume Its beat and keep« on parting with It
them good
“ Tr
“
The
people
under
this
law."
be
sakl.
until
It
finally
reaches
the
temperature
of the English courts a witness wss
a gap In the conversation
J on the shoulders of the
kirn are not "
surrounding It. And what bappena to asked to repeat a conversation that “are very much In the posltlou of a
“I was In Kansas once.” be In-gan. |
kl It was Intended that It
Ibe cannon ball Is tmpfienlng to the she bad with her busband. Objec young Washington attache Aa the at 'when one of those old time cyclon«-»
safeguard against a saber
sun. The sun Is steadily losing Its tion was made that the question tache was breakfasting the other ue.ru- struck the town. I happened to he In i
it the back of the neck, for
log bls servant said to him: ’You are my brother's bouse at the moment and
H<k hair would turn the bent and contracting, and the same Is should not be answered because the
true of the |ilsnets aud of every other conversation was private In Its na out of whisky, sir. Shall I get a bot heard the roar of the roming wind I
Ive decapitation or an ugly
EYE SPKC’IAI.IHT,
ture. The judge then asked the wit tler
knew enough to run out In the street
<«y the little hair tuft seen testy In space Just as the arctic circle
ness whether anybody except herself
“ ’Tas. 1 think you might. James.' the and He down In the gutter with my
Is
ever
eucroachiar
upon
the
temper
OHKOON
I<1 rem of mounted soldiers
ft he re other replied
'It’s your turn.’ ”— arms rla»i>ed around a bitching |«ost ■
ate and equatorial regions, so the final and husband was present
plied that her mother and the hus Washington Star
The
next
moment
the
cyclone
bit
th*
chill
la
steadily
advaoefug
upoo
the
!• reason why the flag at
town
Ray. you ought to have seen
b« an Indlcatioo of sorrow, warmth every where.-New York Amer band's mother were, whereujx.n the
judge remarked: "It appears that both
Tha Poor Man's Gym.
the bona« fly ”
fe be hoisted to the top of ica n.
mothers-In law were present
I shall
"Would you mind telling me." asked
•THd yon awat It?" Inquired th»
bfora t-lng lowered
The
therefore rule that the conversation Mrs Bounlalot. glancing admiringly mean mtn on the soap box
A Modest Poet.
F-l when raised and low
at the athletic shoulders of the pro
There la a story told of a French was public ”
And the atory promptly ended
► ben it is nt the peak of
spective boarder, bow you keep iu I«eurer Newa
So when it is neceaaary to poet who Inquired of a friend and
eu< b splendid physical condition '"
Struck by Lightning.
I half mast it must be rato- flatterer what be thought of his last
ORCO»! ft THE AUEN HOUSE.
"I go tbrvugb a few gymnastic exee-
found
her
work.
"I
have
arrived
at
the
fifteeotb
A
lady
riding
In
a
train
An AneiatH fit a«** Man.
► before t«elng Anally low-
rises every morning." confessed tba
canto."
be
replied
with
enthusiasm,
an
old
mi
eelf
seated
by
the
side
of
There
are
a
boat
of
authorities
on
I 'hl. time the gun fire« Ita
< orner Stillwell Ave and Fir*’
I young man. flushing
hydraulics and me< hank-» that «ould
| either the hand or (tea "and think there Is nothing more bean- tron who was exceedingly deaf
St. West, anti l»«rtti I'hones
tlful and harmonious In the language.”
“Ma’am.” said she In a high tone. ' “Well. I'm sorry, but we eua't board ba quoted to support ’he asaertkto that
lare aoundlng appropriate
yr-b I v. had the bathroom uwamp«“ the steam eugloe la not a m-stern In
"I'ardon me. there la one thing." "did ytro ever try . lectriclty V
Hied that way befora.“-Kansas <-'H/ vention Carptai la tba account of his »FiCiAt.IT IN All KIND OF CAKft
■aid the poet
"Wbat dkl you aey. mlaaT
“Ah. perhaps you mean Chateau
“I asked If yon ever tried electricity
travels A D 12*1. dewrit«ea s specie«
All KINO OF BREAD
briand's -AtataP“
for your deafn«wsF'
of aaophlte. or steam «n«taa made In
Queer Engliah Namee
"Certainly not! 1 mean uiy aix
“Oh. yea. Indeed. I did; K’s only last
tba form of a man Thia contrivance
Among five name« Io 'be North was filled with "to flammable liquid '
treotb canto ”
summer I got atrn*k hy lightning, bnt
I don't see aa it dot» me a bit of Hackery roter» Hefa ara tbr follow. (probably petroleum, and made to dn
Ing
Frante« Narrow«,
Heaven. terrible work In the battle« between
William Paradtoe. Alfred Raaaggers- the Mongols and the troupe of fraater
galea. Thon»« Benjamin Hompna. John
No Expoouro For Him.
OILED
TbooM« Rtickatorum. WIIHaui J«-ePb
»ember of the loríala tare
« Napter Nepper Eterte Needlaotltcbar
Rom s< kable.
' and FltxherWrt Albert Hugh, !-«<< -
“He takee t cold hath every morning
wifi
you Mvefu?
I^ndon Globe
-a very remarla bl» man"'
fcr every (Jc.'lar jQtrt
Tient, of men do that "
«nd Keep you dry In
Twa DtWeeawt Bpa s iaa
• Bot I knew him for fiv. year» be
the wettei! »«r
I Utile Willie-Bay l«e wbat is a fore he ever mewttened the f*'t.**—
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