NOVEMBER 24,1910
TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT,
CLEVER RASCALS.
The Fast Steamer
Robbers of Naples as Daring as
They Are Resourceful.
GATE
LDEN
Mastsrly Manner In Which This Au
dacious Rogue Pilfered a Church
Furnishing Shop and Corded Up It*
Teo Confiding Proprietor.
eaves Tillamook for
Astoria and Portland
URSDAY of
Each Week
eight and Passengers
ATES
ADDRESS J. R. GLADDEN, Agent.
tineas training school. Endorsed by business men.
I whose graduates secure positions and hold them.
penses low. School in continuous session. Send
!ue.
STALEY, Principal
Salem, Ore
The Best Hotel.
E ALLEN HOUSE,
J. P. AUDEN, Proprietor.
idquarters for Travelling Men.
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
Class Table.
Comfortable Beds and Accommodation
FAMILY
RECIPES.
bars liesn In the habit of paying.
I that we offer »on a eul>«tantlal aav-
an i you < annot net better painleM
, no lualler how much you pay.
I
finish i» I ate and
I bri.lgu work for out-
Iof town uatrona in
B» day if doeire*!.
al««* oitracUoa
l[r*« »I*««» píales or
bridge work is order
Cflnfltihation free.
Malar Crews«
The valued family re
cipes for cough and cold
cure, liniments, tonics and
other remedies have as
careful atteutiou here as
the most intricate prescrip
tions.
$5.00
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■ says Foley's Honey and Tar is still
I more than the best. He writes us.
I “All those that bought it think it
is the beat for coughs and colds
they ever had and I think it is still
| more than the best <hir baby had
a Imd cold and it cured him m one
'«lay
Please accept thanks. Sold
j by C. I. Clough.
Chamt>erlain'aS*n«nnch and Liver
Tablet» do not »ick-n or ini«, and
may I k Ukrn with |«rf«1 aaietv bv
the moot delicntr woman or the
yosinirmt child
Tbe old and feeble
will also find them a mo“t anitable
remedy for aiding and Mr-ngthen
ing their weakened digeosion and
for regulating thelmrrl*
Rz » eale
by Lamar'» Drug Store
His name was Bignor Domenico Doc
tor Dolcbinettl. and he was host In
Rome. For a scholar with a degree
he enjoyed his meals rather unre
strainedly, but after tbe spaghetti and
capretto had disappeared be used to
slow his pace over the finocchio con
vino and to straighten bis back, wipe
bls mustache and begin his stories.
“Napoli? Si. si! Naples? Bella clt-
ta, beautiful, beautiful! And what
thieves are they in Naples! It is the
one city where you cannot lead a don
key through the streets.”
There did not seem to be much con
nection between tbe«»e. and our puzzled
looks said so.
“Perche? You dare not lead. You
must take him by tbe tail, for when
the unsuspecting peasant lends an ass
laden with panniers or onions or wood
Into Naples before long he hapi>ens to
glance back. and. behold, all is gone—
produce, panniers, pack saddle, all
filched. Thereafter he takes the ass
by the tail and steers him through the
streets that he may watch constantly.
“Pol—It 1» all organized. Some years
ago the leader of the roboers was tbe
captain, Everybody knew him. When
anything was stolen from one, one
went not to the police, bnt to the cap-
tain.
“There whs a little music master
came home one day and found his pi
ano gone, a whole piano, aud no one in
tbe house could say how. when or
where It went. The little man was
distracted.
"Then he took heart and went to the
captain and stood before him with his
hat in his bands. He was just a poor
music teacher. His piano was all he had
lu the world. He— 'Go.' Bald the cap
tain. 'At 6 thia evening you have your
piano.' And about the time of the
service that afternoon a wagon came
to tbe little man'« door, and four men
heaved out s piano, which they set In
Its accustomed corner; then they drove
off without a word.
“Poi. tbe music man. went again to
tbe captain's bouse aud began to thank
him and to fumble about in his pock
ets. saying that he did not have much,
about 20 lire, all bls savings—22 lire
perhaps. “What—twenty-two
lire?’
yelled the other.
‘I. who am rich,
whom men call tbe captain—22 lire to
me! You poor’— And he kicked him
down the stairs.
"But the most remarkable robbery
was done not by tbe band, but by a
Neapolitan single handed.
"One day there drove up to a church
furnishing shop an equipage with two
prancing horses and a liveried coach
man and baited before tbe big win
dows full of precious finery, A t>eau-
tlfully dressed little signor alighted
and asked to see the proprietor. He
said he bad a cousin who would tbe
next day be ordained bisbep and be
desired to purchase appropriate gifts.
First he would see a crozier. The pro
prietor fetched a sui>erb crozier of sli
ver. tbs crook of It gold, wonderfully
chased and overwrought with carving.
•' 'How much?* asked the well dressed
titan.
“ 'Five thousand lire, signor.’
'“Good! Tie it up and put It tn
tbe carriage. And let me see also *
miter. And again be chose the costli
est, one frosted with sliver arabesques
and bead«! with pearls.
lie sat
down to write a check for 8.000 lire
altogether. But. no; be would see also
n bishop's ring. 'How much was this
one?’
•' Two thousand lire, signor.’
“ ’Good!’ And that. too. went Into tbe
carriage with the miter and crozier
Finally this princely cnatomer would
buy a complete vesture and de< Idert on
a figur«l alb broidered with cloth of
gold from shoulder to foot. ' ‘Only.' be
doubted, 'will It fit? But stay.' he
said to the shopman; ‘you are a big
man. almost as large as my cousin
See if tbe garment will fit yoo.' Bo
tbe proprietor put It on and stood
clothed in magnificence from cravat to
ankle
'“Good! Beautiful! Only tbe waist.
My cousin happens to be enormous of
girth Suppose you put your arms at
your aides, and I shall fix tbe girdle
to include them That will abotrt equal
my cousin's waist ' So be bu< kled th*
belt tight about the proprietor's wrists
and moved hack to survey tbe *ff«-t
Bonn' Beiltosima' Most beautiful” be
-rled And now. signor boon glomo”
He skipped through tbe door. Into
bis carriage and whirled downtown
"At that 'Good day' tbe proprietor
la* out one awful yell end bounded
Into the Street
Thief” be screech*«
O, crashed Into astounded people,
tripped In h’s golden skirts. roHed and
«mid no* get up again
"Poop*» woaM no* touch him. kick
In« and frothing and trying to point
-TMsf. tbW- would no* even look la
tbe direction of the vanKMng ' erring*
Finally th* pol»eo grabbod him 81«
covered that be was tnaane and a rob
her and hustled him to |*1»on Po*
they let him go next morning
Phils
flelphta Ledger
CAUGHT THE COINER.
COARDING IN A CUBAN HOME
Accident Spoiled an Ingenious
Counterfeit Passing Schama,
▲ cane which shows tbe Ingenuity
used in passing counterfeit coin is the
following: A tailor, who also was a
very successful coiner, bad a little
daughter who was some teu years old
She was being taught to play the vio
lin. and twice a week she nent to have
a music lesson at a house about a mile
distant. Once a week tbe innocent
little thing carried besides her violin
case and violin a package cunnlugly
secreted in the false bottom of the vio
lin case, which contained some twenty
or more pieces of counterfeit coin.
Tbe music master, a rogue who was
In tbe know, found no difficulty In ab
stracting tbe package unnoticed by tbe
child and in bis turn passed It on to a
woman "fence." who agalu gave it to
a male friend, who deliver«! It safely
to tbe "ntterer." a woman again, al a
street corner. the package lielug this
time concealed in tbe false bottom of
a canary cage. Thus It passed through
six bands, and besides tbe man him-
self only the music maater knew who
manufactured the coin.
The tailor was caught by an sed
dent. His little girl let the violin ease
fall in tbe street, tbe bottom of the
case was smasb«l. and all tbe coins,
done up in tissue paper, fell into the
street.
The child, much mystified,
opened one of the little packages, and
tbe glitter caught a policeman's eye.
This mishap led to the instant arrest
of the tailor, who confessed, hoping
for a light sentence, a hope which was
not realized.
Among tbe coiner's
stock In trade were discovered two
works on chemistry, fourteen molds,
two batteries, plaster of purls, two la
dles, a melting pot. crucibles and a
quantity of chemicals —London Tele
graph.
You M «st Not Mention Money, but You
Pay All the Same.
lu Cuba, where tuouey Is uot talked
of, where no one is valued according
to bis money. tbe need of it is never-
lossless the sword banging over every
home. Money—tbe luck of It Is evi
dent everywhere, but tbe word Is uev
er mentioned, writes Kate Iordan in
tbe New Idea Woman's Magazine.
"Be sure you do uot s|>euk of mon
ey.” tbe Cnliau friend who had intro-
< uced us bud said. "From her cousiu s
brother-in-law I know tbe senoiw ex
I pect» $15 a week for each of you. I'm
this In au euvelopo with her full num«
ou It. which you know means uot only
her husbands mime. but all of her
own family uumes. which I will give
you. aud leave it where she will And
it. It will disappear, but." said our
Cuban friend proudly and sternly, "it
will uever l«v mentioned '
To eat one's three meals under the
summer sky gave a holiday flavor to
what become* habit Our table was
set under a palm ou oue of tbe gal
leries. Our tlrst taste of tbe iced or
anges of Cuba was a momeut to lie re
membered
They are peeled whole
and so i lose tliat even the Juicy pod»
are cut into a little. A fork is stuck
into eai it orange, aud. resting In a bowl
of I.e pm kid all uight. they are In
the morning little globes of Iced liquid
sweeim-ss. They are eaten while neld
up ou the fork, on the pulp, the skele
ton of tbe orauge being left impaled
ou it.
The Havana housekeeper believe« In
having tbe cook, with the gravity of a
prime minister. de|s>slt the food on
the table, bnuuse to her point of view
what is meant to lie hot should be
as hot ns cayenne and w hat Is meaut
to be cold of a polar iclnrss
After tbe cook's triumphal bearing io
of a fish other servHUt* are on baud to
give minor service.
An
HENTÏ AS At! INVENTOR.
Author's Rerarsible Boat That
Was a Halfway Sucoass.
George Henty. the author of boys'
stories, is described In "Sixty Years
In tbe Wilderness." by Henry W. Lucy,
as the warmest heart«!, shortest tern-
pered man in the world.
"Before be found his true vocation
in writing boys' books Henty tried
various methods of supplementing his
salary on the Standard. One was the
recovery of tin from broken or disused
utensils. For some months bls study
was filled with a bad smell and serai*
of broken tin. The smell was engen
dered by efforts to melt off the tin
from the baser metsl with tbe assist
ance of a chemical compound invent
ed by tbe operator
"The next thing that attracted Hen
ty’a attention and filled him with hope
of fortune was the building of a re
versible boat, bound to right Itself an
tematically. He took room« up the
river and. with some sssfstance from
a village mechanic, built his boat. To
a certain extent It proved an unquali
fied auccees. At tbe slightest well di
rected touch, sometimes without It. It
would turn over, keel uppermost. with
Henty in the river.
Righting Itaelf
was. as the French say. 'another pair
of sleeves.'
"Through some anxious weeks he
waa frequently Ignominiously rescued
by a passing boat and walked home,
oozing water from pockets and boots
In the end his landlady gave him no
tice that she could not ‘be always mop
ping up after him.' I fancy be gladly
seized this opportunity of retiring
from the boat building business "
The
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AN EXPERT BOOKMAKER.
T T T. BOITS,
-K ■*• • A ttorney - at -L aw .
Complete set of Abstract Book*
in office. Taxes paid fot non
Residents.
Office opposite Post Office.
Roth phon*«.
C arl
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
£>rnt«chrr Jlbvohnt,
Office acroaa th* street and ourth I1 "»
the Boat Olbct.
Qj, BORGE WILLETT,
A ttornky - at -L aw .
Next to Tillamook Comity
Rank,
T illamook -
O regon .
'1
H. GOYN’E,
A ttorney - at L aw .
Office : Opposite Court House,
T illamook , O regon
T. I«‘ALS, M l).,
PHYSICIAN
SURGEON,
TILLAMOOK
( Iftlre OI hi » o Hudding.
Rcffidrnvt* : Mr*.
ri»»*'
Mm» Unlk<r>
Ona In Havana That Punlad a Chicago
I
Betting Man.
“If you want to see expert bookmak
ers you should go to Havana.' re
marked a Chicago man. "They cer-
taiilly have their business down fine,
I went to a risk tig lit in one of tbe
suburbs of Havana on a Sunday,
Nearly ever.vtiody In that part of the
town had turned out.
“With two friends I got seats close
to tbe pit
I had never seen a cock
fight. and I was interested. At the
edges of tbe pit several natives were
standing, facing the audience and yell
Ing and waving ihelr hands. I asked
one of my friends, who had been In
Havana a short time, what they were
doing. He said they were taking beta.
Sure enough, the spectators were
shouting ba< k at them, announcing
their favorite« aud plai Ing their beta
But tbe bookmakers were not using
even a pencil. One of them. I am
sure, must have taken fifty beta.
“I watitl'd to get In on the game, so
I decided to bet $2 on a black game
cock that looked g<»>d to me I hand
ed over my money, tint I didn't get a
ticket. I felt sure I should never agsln
a««* my money even If I had picked the
winner
Well, the main was fought,
and my bled won I watched the book
maker as lie went aiming the crowd,
bunding nfltttey here and there When
be came to u>e he handed over $10. I
was surprised, bill he didn't notice It.
as he was too busy cleaning up hl«
«late. Finally I discovered through a
spectator near by who could speak
English a little that my bird had been
I
a four to one shot.
Storiee of the Gravediggera.
"How that bookie' ever kept all those
Grimly humorous la tbe tale of the beta In his mind 1« more than I can
Scottish gravedigger who complained understand "—Washington Boat
that he did not get conatant work
"But. Getirge.” «aid the mlnteter. "If
A Tala of "Tipping."
you were to be constantly employed In
To tip or not to rip the peraon who
tbe duties of tbe office you would eoou but due« hl« or lier duty 1« a queatlon
bury tbe whole parish."
re-ailing an Incident «et down In Wai
"That mlebt he. sir. but boo am I to pole's reiulnlsceni e“ of bow a king onee
keep a wife and family unless I get unwillingly en<ottrag<d the turnout
regular work? 'Deed. air. I havena •Till« 1« a strange country." comment
buried a leevln' soul for tbe last six ed George I "Tbe first morning after
weeks.”
my arrival at Kt -lame» I looked out
Harder still was the case of another of tbe window and «aw a park with
gravedigger who was asked to reduce walla, canal, etc., which they told me
his fee for digging a grave because, were mine. The next day l ord Cbot-
"mind ye, James, abe was an anld wo wrnd. the ranger of my park wnt tn*
man and was aalr spent."
a brace of carp out of my canal, and
I wa* told that I mart give 5 guinea*
Malay Heusas.
to Ixird t'hetwyiid s «errant for bring
Malay bouse« are Invariably built on Ing u»e my own carp '*•*• nt mS own
posts so as to raise the floor from four canal In my own park!"
to six feet above tbe ground
Tba
floor is composed of bamboo, with In
A Puzzl«.
terstlces tie*ween slats, the earth be
'That I« » puzzi«.'' »«id a novelle»
neath becoming tbe receptacle of tbe
at a dlouer Io New York ••Tew. that
drainage of the «tabltshmenf
Th»
la aa much a puzzle »* Mr« Malaprop'a
universal plan of tbe well to do na
defluiti*'*! of ualveta
Uvea la to build the house In two di
"Mra. Malprop » im ! a gentlemao
visions, tbe front one for receiving vis
wez* <1!* tia»l!ig a l»>antlful
!•<•»
itors and lounging generally, while lb»
poet The geutteman Mill
rear portion 1» reserved for the worn
“•Wbat I
r<l aa th* in**’ eon
en and children
■plcuou» 'hlnr aleHil her I* tier usi
vet».'
City Atrae*«.
-•Vea.' asid Mr». Malaprop 'I won
Dr Johnson would haré eald a wls» der wh»t n.*d» It** a*» ••*'& •
tblng had Ite said what aomalmdy aahl on*'
Waaliln(!»n Star
latee for blm-To**»». •»' “• mk* "
down
Flee*
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r»et
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It
eo*t'id»
walk
A «t-alght Tig.
«optare b«’ often a common
••flay." gynwlrd the flr-t h.**»' "whr
place la con*entret«! wisdom. and tbat dMa t yer ««• ter d«< big b«o«a sn «I»
1« bow tn <mr cerelcse da» a mse'er
a b»udo*it T'
,,f tbe commoople*• gsts lo be regard
-Why. I «tarred tnr." replied tbe otk
as en órnele If toe went tn ooder •r. but a minister tookta rur rim me
Stend a i-q'«*
do fabo a waib - a tip n<>« tei
He .»» Turn from y ar
many walk»—In tbrir gr*»t highwnye |4v«ent path Ta'rv goto «•» de 4<>ga
of traB» -Jamao Milite la Fortnlgb'ly. —rblladel|«t la I'raae
«•er/ H«
nu«t*«nd Well I must say that all
fools are no* dead Jri. Wife taffae
bottata!* > —I'm gt»d '-f If danr I no*
er look ver tn Mark -llluatratad Rita
Th. OM «t»<-y.
"DM Hardin« ke ban* k s mia fort «*•
fka a a*»r
«••
Etar-tly «ke »ne
Ha temed M all
« hte wMa.”- Jodfl»
haberlach
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M. KER RON,
PHYSICIAN ifc SURGEON,
C oncrktk B uilding *
Oregon.
Tillamcok,
R. 1. M. SMITH,
PHYSICIAN A SURGEON,
OftlQB otffr J. A Todd Mr Co.,
T i II hidoo I i , Orff.
C. HAWK,
PHYSICIAN * BURGEON,
HAY CITY, OREGON.
R. BEALS,
HEAL EHTA'I’K,
F inancial A grio ,
lillamock, Oregon.
R. P. J. SHARP,
RESIDENT
DE H IST,
Office across the »lieet iron- the
Court House.
Dr. Wise’« office.
SARCHET,
a . The Fashionable Tailor.
Cleaning, Prtwing aud Repair
ing a Specialty.
Store io Hein» Photographic
Gallery.
WHITEHOUSE St
SON,
INSURANCI , I1RI*.
MARINE. ACCIDENT,
HON DS, Etc.
T illamook
O«aoo«$.
Both Phone«.
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RS. ALICIA PHELPS,
GRADUATE NURSE.
MRS.
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