TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. OCTOBER 24
ICTOR HUGO.
' Thought N«‘Honor
For Himoolf.
Ie Gautier who said
. affect that If he
lue of the great mas-
was bad he would
It to himself If he
e bottom of a dark
M- occasion Gautier
igo as "a new Moses
charged to deliver
e law." Decidedly,
a man who knew
ill upon those about
,. look at the follow-
In tba "Souvenir «ur
Hugo’s admirers as-
drawing room, were
pine another In the
jus. and the Idea was
I the street In which
bear hts name. Some
kt tbe »treet was too
|y of so great a poet,
if bearfug his name
feed to some more 1m-
[are. Then they pro
fete the most popular
| b . I d an ascending
man exclaimed with
t would be au honor
nrto Itself to be re
Ian of genius. Hugo.
ie mantelpiece. Ilsten-
i> these flatterers out-
f. Then, with au air
In deep thought, he
ig man and said to
Ityle. ‘Even that will
ds—even that will
ANIMALS THAT WEEP.
Th* Eskimo Take« Advantage of the
Animal's Curiosity.
Dugong Tear« Pr«««rv«d by the Ml-
•«re •• a Lowe Charm.
In hl» frail akiuboat It to a difficult
and dangerous task for tbe Eskimo to
go out to sea forty to sixty miles and
intercept tbe walrua as be passe» on
his migration into tbe Arctic.
Oue csrcusM will till bia boat, for it
weighs from 1.000 to 3.000 pounds,
lie hunts the walrus wheu they are
l.vlug asleep on tbe Ice floe* in herds
from ten to aevenil hundred. Death
must la* Inatantaneous. elw with a few
rolls or the peculiar lumbering, hump
ing tnovemeut txeeu of tbe seal when
asborei. he make» the few feet to the
water aud itien Is lost aa be baa Dot
’ sufficient blublier and air to float He
has much natural curkulty. and if not
scared by shots will come up close to
your l»iat or the Ice floe on which you
are sitting, »purtlug. snorting and roll
ing hl» eyes; with hl» gleaming tusks
and bristled snout he ha» an uneauuy.
goblin, monster-llke ap|«‘»rnn<e
A
herd of fifty or sixty of them will come
up en masse, raise high out of the
water to stare st you. tlien snort
spurt and dlsapjiear again, only to
come up on tbe same »pot mid repeat
the maneuver Indefinitely.
Taking
advantage of this tbe Eskimo» bide be-
lilud Ice hummocks and throw a bar
poou Into one, tbeu snub tbe tough
rawhide Hue iiround au l<-e cake. He
must perforce come up to blow, and be
Is then killed with rhe rifle. The thkk
skin and tbe mass of blublier and meat
beneath render him almost invulner
able.—Pacific Monthly..
MAKE THEM LAUGH
A Bachelor’s Idea of th« Way Childrsn
Should Be Trained.
¡VARINAS
rootad Fi«h Hawker«
brtugal.
fee perhaps the most
> In Portugal
They
lineal descentlania of
jbltanfs of the land,
from a small place
lEstarrejai. not far
the termination Indi-
is are tbe women of
tng. for even young
employed, are ex
nd energetic. They
wearing a peculiar
Ing huge basket» of
i their head» They
a day aud penetrate
of the city, crying
id. unmusical shnuL
to the sixth floors
buyers. They go
h»e of their poverty,
tossesnlng cx|>enKlve
fur because they can
»ver the ma nV mile»
the day. Attempts
o do away with this
flsb. but they have
Istomer» like to deal
’Is aud eau purchase
imall amounts.
la «rd by weight, but
I of flab. The price
6 cents per pouud.
than 2.000 ocarinas
g fish In Lisbon.—
I
Hdn’t Stutter.
Itterer went into a
rt a few casual ac-
at once commenced
I unmercifully re
men t In bls speech,
n. a pert little frl-
n making himself
I by bls remarks,
in. I’ll bet suppers
order them with I
"D-d-d done.” says
je astonishment of
be discomfort of bls
rhom were unaware
often tbe case with
class slngeri. be
r end «ang the or-
ghtest hitch, then,
to tormentor, said,
ou c-c-c-can p-p-p-
an Author,
ire Island" had ap
'd public attention
eveason; two gen
ing up to London
of them wa» rend-
L” Preaently. bav-
tk. he dropped It
bag. remarking:
old myself write
’ than that." The
■y. was bls brotb-
Rix weeks aft-
handed to the lat-
1n manuscript It
*• Ml or«." the first
reputation for Mr.
HUNTING THE WALRUS.
“The people who don’t have to do
things can always do them better than
the people who are obliged to do
them." suld-the cynical bachelor "If
you waut to know bow to Invest
money, ask n fellow who has never
bad any to Invest. 1 ttuppotw It's tbe
same with raising children. Neverthe
less. I am fond of children, and never
bavlug bad au o|qx>rtunlty of ralslug
any of my own. I am critical »bout tbe
way other iieople. more fortunate than
I, raise theirs.
"My brother has a youuipirer. a boy
about six years old. aud everything
that kid wants be cries for. Tbe mln
ute he begin» to cry he gets it. which,
according to my reasoning, to all
wrong
"Why not make him laugh for it?
It's just as easy for a child ta laugh as
to cry. and It's far more healthful, be
sides being much more cheerful for
the surrounding populace.
“I've tried tbe experiment with hint,
and it works like a charm. If I bap
peu to have anything be wuuts, and be
cries for IL I make fun of him. ’That
Isn’t the way to get it.' I «ay. ’Don’t
cry for It. Igiugb for It.’
"It took only about two lesson» for
him to understand this, and you bnve
no Idea what a wonderful difference It
has mude lu tbe disposition of that kid.
Still. Km only an old bachelor, and I'm
not supposed to know anything about
aueb things.’’—Philadelphia I-edger.
Took an Unfair Advantage.
Mrs. Dorkins — Yesterday I called
Mrs. Grundage's attention to tbe fact
that abe had left the gate between our
back yards open aDd that her chickens
bad come through and scratched up
our flower beds. and she looked as If
she would bare liked to bite my bead
off. How foolish It Is for peuple to
get angry when you remind them that
they have been careleaa about some-
tblug they bad do buttisene to over-
look!
Mr. Dorkins—1
any that Maria,
mention that when I came home last
night I found that you'd left both tbe
back doors unlocked.
Mr«. Dorkln» — Yes: you're always
watching to see If you esn't catch me
In some little fault and It makes you
perfectly happy when you dol—New
York Tribune.
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¿XPORT BEER,
by
Marquise du Barry. wlto«e lovely
head fell luto the basket beneath the
guillotine In expiation of her levity,
extravagance and folly, hud in her pos
session a »tone of tvblcb the I'arls jew
elers were unHble to tell the preclue
nature
There appeared upon It below the
surfHce and as If under water an out
line of a picture containing human tig
urea Strange to relate, when flrat the
gem was given 'u It» afterward uufur
tunate iMMHess^r this outline was not
clear, but after it bad been some
month» In her i>oH»eHMli>u It grew mur<>
vivid
One day the negro »errant boy. I.a-
ntor. who whs afterward lustrutnetitul
from revenge In tile .downfall of the
Du Burry, declared. ItMiklug at the lew
el. that he tumid decipher the figure of
a woman with disheveled batr leaning
liefore a »caffold mid surrounded by a
crowd, while liealde her stood the exe
cutioner
A strange but authenticated clrcum-
Htauce Is that the uegro servant boy
pretlMely deacrilied tbe guillotine l>r
Gulllotlue bad not tbeu luvented Illa
celetirHled Instrument of death, nor bad
thekirror» of the revolution begun
Suatchtug tbe Jewel from tbe baud
of tbe »ervaut. Mme du Barry exam
iued It. Mtw tbe kueellug Woman. the
nngry crowd, the demb knife fulling
and. with a cry of agony, fell aeuae-
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In Aaemn. where tbe native» call It
“ert.” a »ilk prvduclug caterpillar ba»
b«en used fur silk spinning ft* ceo
turieg. but. strange to nay. It« employ
tueut for tbe |>uni<»«' ha» been restrict-
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One of Ita advantage« 1» that Its ro
coons are not »»»led like tb«««e of the
common silk worm One end of tlte cv For Stomach Trouble, Sluggiah
coon to closed only with cvtiverglng
Liver and Habitual Coiutipation.
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Fly Trap« of Spider«’ N««t«.
Spider»’ ue»t» are u»<-d In. Mexico ««
fly trafie During the rulny -.eaeoti the
village« are Invaded hy ntltnlter» of
tile« «nd other luacta To rid a house
of theee fleet a the native, hang the
branch of a tree bearing a spider'» neat
to a hull In the celling. The surface
of the neat enlarges cootvotrically
after each capture of an insect. and It
ex err 1er» an Irrealatlble attraction ou
Alea. When a spider'» n<*t le tqa-ned
It la fon nd to he filled with lunecta.
Experimenta made with paper n<*t»
an manufnrttired a. to lie exact copie»
of the '.wl neat» ahow that fllee will
not enfer them. Though very «meli
and apparently ln»lrnlfl<a'nt. the Io
habitant of the moequero attack« In
aecia far more lm|atrtant tn «Ire* than
the large*! laiueedv The wasp 1« one
of It* favorite victim*, and the wa»p
alwaye get» the worst of the struggle
—Harper’a Weekly.
Three little girl» were playing The
mother of one came Into tbe room and
engaged tbe children In coDvereation.
"Marian, what are you going to be
when you grow op?" abe naked.
"lam going to be a famotia «Inger,"
she replied
“And you. Susie, whnt are you to
her
"Oh. 1 am going to write «toriee
when I grow up." aba answered.
"And what 1« Marjorie to beT’ con
tinued the mother.
Marjorie, aged live, thought seriously
a motneoL «nd tbeu «aid. "Well. I am
not sore, but I think i’ll be a widow"
—Delineator.
HEADQUARTERS FOR
W bile the act of iaughtug may ba
peculiar In uiau. tbe same la uot true
of weeping. H hich. if we are to uccept
the teKtliuouy of a F’reucit uaturallsL
1» a manifestation of etuotlou that 1»
met with in dher» animals.
Il 1» an Id tbm tbe creatures that
weep most easily are the ruminants, »
with whom the act is ho well known
that it ha» given rlw to trivial but uc-
< urate exprvKshin. "to weep like a
< »If.“ All limitera know that the »tag i
weep», and we are al»o told that the
liear »bed» tear» when It come» to a
conM-ioUHue»» <,r ha last hour. Tbe
giraffe 1» uot les» xeuHltive and regard«
with tearful eyes the burner who ha»
wounded It. This animal also we**|>»
through dowurlght nostalgia
Dogs
also are held to be lachrymose, and
the »mile hold» In the ease of certain
monkey»
Sparrtiian state» the de
lihmil »beds tears when wounded or
when It perceive» that It cannot es
cape.
Aquatic nniinals. too. it appears, are
able to weep Thus, many authorities
agree, dolphin» at the moment of
death draw deep High» and »bed tear»
Hhuiblmitly. A young female »eal was
observed to weep when teased by a
sailor
St. Hilaire and Cuvier re
count, on the authority of the Malaya,
that when a young dugong 1» captured
the mother 1» sure to tie taken also
The little ones then cry out mid »bed
l en ra. These leurs are colleeietl with
great cure by the Malays anti are pre
served as ti charm tbm Is certain to
render , a lover'» affection lasting.—
•
New York Pre»».
Peculiar
1010.
G.
Thr Ixiy or girl with any
defect ol vision is greatlv
liantlicappctl in the pur»uit
of knowledge in the m b«« I
room. If your boy or girl
doe» not »how » high per
rentage of average in thr
school rejiort the prolmliill
tie» are thut therr is some
thing Hie matter with tbe
eye». To
—
find out costs you
nothing if you will bring
them to rne (or examina
lion.
It doesn't
psy to
guess shout thr c) ealglil
of your child it ig Ixtter
to we that
t
the eve» ere
right. II glnneea ar«- needed
prepared
to furnioli
I uni
thing that will
ttie exact
meet tile nerd* ol the enw
WememlH-r that
1
they Mie
gnarunlerrt lor one tr.tr,
and I am here to niukc
them good
” Traveling la
bira are not.”
HARRIS. Prop.
1^,111«- li»< k isonrirf the nx**t • >»«n I
mon bwnaof r»UM uLir rtieun.»t»*ni ¡
A i»>-w »|it>l»'. tM<n» ol < I mmi I« tinto'« j
IJniiucnt will give relief
For «alci
toy Luuutr'« INug Store.
Dr. H. E. Mori is
FYE fll’Kt lALIbf,