jllj-'AMOOR TTPi A tit Tq-RT. S^PTFHVT'R'RR 92, lPin.
Literary Firsts and 8«conds.
The youthful oewspaisr reporter
who"bas visions of being a fHiisais au
Ware Politely Drawn, but the thor la still wondering over the epi
Bank Threw Them Out.
gram made bi a Hiii->e«sful confrere
»ding IO George Cary Egglestotg when the Inlier noted his <llsiq>|H>lni.
|.m» *,f nule Iwlluiu days »l«»wed meat over the return of a tiimiuscripi.
'ludiffei elice In mouey mat tern,
“I thought sure." said lhe re|M>rter.
lit the form of coin was rarely with a sigh, "that that coiifouudwl sto
jbe pia mera were lit lite habit ry wlaild sell. It's gtaxi sluff If I did
Hug t-Uecka »it a allp of fmila* ap. write It. anil I atu certainly surprlanl
tii.g Hie tKlilk to "please" pay that 1t i-aiiie ba< k "
,,unl s|i«'ifle<l
Kggleatou says:
The su> • esahil writer grliiiietl aiol
,listoni of imylttg by cheek so thru |>la< rd Ilia hand on the othei
y woiimemled Itself to a <-erialu Uiau'a shoulder.
illy parsoti ut my time thill lie
"My dear ls>y." he said aonwwb
J to It on one occasion In rn
grimly, "tiiere are only two stage« u>
tiorame and iui»«-rt»v of Hie the life of a write.
One Is when tie
ty of having a iHUtk de|««<ll as Is surprised al getting Ills slurbs* |>a>-k
lltulnary to the drawing of and the sccoim I when he Is surprised
lie weut to Richmond and at noi geliinii Ihein I ni « k
\<ui re In
n leitr's sti|>plles for his little the tirsi; I’m in tho «evond And I here
It was us* small to l*r «•ailed a you are”
hut anti for ea b pur*-b.-isr be
But ilio rvjMirtor is still wondering.
i latrilenlarly |«illte check
Philadelphia Times.
• i, the banks threw these out
ground Hutt Hielr author trnd no
Escorted Her Anyway.
t the po**r old parson found the
Willie Rolmrt Browning and hie mo *
•ri ii dittli itlt *me to understand
Barrett were living alone in Kl<>r^n<
) thought that the very ptir|«>se the son gave one afternoon an «»xhihi
ink's lielng was to cash eltecks Hon of Ills new paintings tn t!te ftinilb
-«ou» « ho hapiiened Io ta* short drawtug hmhii T*> Mr Browning wn
ey '«'h.v. If I'd had rhe itsmet
assigned the tusk of mi-etiug fti
hunk ' tie es|>latned. i shouldn't guests
Uite In the afterm«»n. wile*
written Itie che* ks at till; I the r***int was well tilk-d. tin re npiieuf,
have got the money and paid nt the drawing room d*a*r a >v**ni*.
I«.'
ivhos«* f.-n e was familiar
Yet M
htuately rhe matter enme to the Browning *-otil<l not r*«all h*-t nsin.
Vige of a well to do and gen
and be fudged front her npp<-:nau
Hunter who knew l'nr«on .1 ami that she was not an Invited gu«-si
■ l>fteiied to I»* lit Rh-hmoml ar
There was eniluirntssiui‘11’ «»n lx»’
ite
HI» Indorsement mede the «ides for a niomeut. and »lion t he tv«
g*««1 and suvetl tlie unworldly mnn said eagerly
-Utt. please. M
sou a deal of trouble.“—Chicago Browning. I'm the cook
Mr Burro-
£ PARSON’S CHECKS.
DEEP SEA WATER,
Wth Which 8amp,aa Are
akan From Ocaan Dectha
water tsmlr for getting wster
mv«l« from «elected depth« In
'an is a cylinder of brass, tier
Irei or other metal wbh-b re
le *-orros|on ot «ea water gen
Hhiut iwo In* tun In diameter
reive or fourteen Inches long
pward openlhg ralre at the lop
ttoni. eontieoted together on s
stem
f ugs are cast on the
the cylinder for eonvenleutly
ir It at any point along the
■ if rhe line-fly whlr-b If 1« to
rred Into tbt* sen
I Hiring the
g of the line the valves of the
ire kept Iitihealed hy the pa«
' the water through the eyllu
•I ds It« descent, hut when the
Is reversei the valves seat
ves and are ks-ked hy the de
at a small prtifieller lu the
-ork above; the iip|s*r valve,
-Ides Idly on a sleeve during the
)K of the tail He. |>ut descends
a s*rw ti,read to press the
ii|«>u ihelr seats wheu the line
K-ea to be hHUled up
A s|ieel
the waler al the depth to which
ler bottle lias dew-ended Is thus
I to the surface confined wlfb-
l«>Hle. and a eerie« of «jiei-l
tom different depths may he
st one haul by securing a
if water tsittles m the required
In along the Bounding Hoe-
ÏC American.
Th« Gantl« Gama of Golf,
le occasion an old Indy was In
ne railway compartmeuf as a
vt golfer«
“I found fearful
this morning." said «»nr.
one. “At
t I fell right Into tlie middle of
lly gorse bush, mid at Ibr sec-
was «tuck up on the top of a
pitched out of bouods Into the
rd at the third, got caught by
re at tlie fourth
I stuck r««t
ep hole at the fifth, found my
ried lu mud at the sixth I was
I a heap of mugti films at the
I. got lost «1 the eighth and
I up at the bottom of that dirty
t the last bole."
■ioua uie," cried the borrilled
y from her conier of the car
and tbey told me that golf was
mao's game! I'll nev«r le! my
play again!**—l-uuduu Globe.
said as I was to come and see liis pro
ty pk-rnr'«.“
Wberetijsin Mr Browning, oflTerin
his arm. showed her about Hie r*«>
with all the attention mat he *«>n
hare liestowed U|a>n a reigning qlteei
The Ret ard the Bulbs.
According to the Freix-li n.-itiirnll
De Parvllie. a gnnlener pbintisl ot
afternoon 2511 tulip bulbs on a terriu-
unit next morning he nttfh’oil ihm if»
ground hail lieen distil riunì finti «li
the bulle« hail till boeti tdkmi awr
He w.-is eotil’ileul that rtiia tutti îlot-
the work. unci, inking a «l'tlilc*. lie l>-
gnn to illK In rhe hope of dlac-overl'
their nest, Soon hr iiumrih>-il a Inr-
female rat. will h he killed need afte
digging a few more llllllllte^c hr <le
coverisl ail underground ••hanil’er llu-
with liny mid leave« anil mummed •
a corridor with two holes whl |> we
evidently used ns si»reli<’iiM*« for i
thenl he found the 2!ili tulip bull
This was reimirkiible. hut more r
markable was the fact that tlie’ we-
Uenlly arranged In two n.w« and tli
hot one of them had been giuiwed •
otherwise Injured.
The Rhodum Sidus.
An amusing «tori ¡old to Hood rt
nrrllH-s h**w n country iiiirswttii.-t
nitule it Inrge sum out of stiles of
simple little flower wlik-ti hr «••hl tit
def the uh me of Hie Rh*«ltim «tdit
This i-bnrnilug iianir proved quite n
sttrsctlou to tha inilles. amt Hie fl*,w
tHs-sme the rsge of the sens**n. It wn
one of thorn* freaks of fashion ft.
A
whk-h there Is uo ■«■coimtlng
length a t«nanlst who ftniiMt lini th
plant was not mi IIIK-OllinilHI •evil I r»«
quested to know where the mirare’
man got i I h * name front, fir ell He
the following reply: “I fotuul 'hl« flow
er In the road t>eshle us. so christeiie
It the RlssJuni sidus"
Th« Pu.i.st Lost ■ Salo.
■'I've Just hn|>|«-iied io reineinh«”
that my wife told me to get s Hu pm-
that will go under the l<«-l«>x
Ila”
you anyT'
“No. sir. but we bare some that I'm'
be xboved under the I cc I hii .
Won '
that do Just as well?"
"I think not. young man
Mr wlb
Is a bit particular h I mhii my geiHir
the exact thing that «lie tell» m* '•
get. I presume I can hud It at s,mi<
other store. G<«id day. sir" t'hi«ng-
Tribliue
Horta Sanaa.
During a henry d«wti|«ewr of rain an
Irish farmer srnt III« bov Io « deniaii
Arid to living home a hor«e Monto* filo«
eiapnrd. and Ihr mensrngrr rviiirioo
Wit Icon! the horse
Falhw- Didn't <M send ye for Ih
bona*, yr ksiihh -I i ? I s y«Hir bt*u<i in
yonr tcrogur«?
Llftlr Hoy < d ren< hvd to tito* akin»
Rurr. hr was «tändln* tn MhHtrr mm dry
Kvdnd. la* kuoWM u«orr
as yr lolke
than the two <>f UM
Acquiring ■ Riputati««,
ihboi iiuwlcy. who lived In the
ith ceutury. most unjustly got
mt at too of »wearing tike a
The ripianatimi 1« ibat the
f Cumberlaud, who fought the
>f Vullodeu and who «»« un
ir profane. m«-r went In quest
primate to get his analsrarw-e
* retain bill whh-b he disliked,
rued to the bouse of Ioni«, «ay-
■ nil right
ly Ionia. I've aren
Ibinbop. a od he
lya be'll aee
ls»lem to
before bril »ote
— Ml!** Aa a matter of f«ct.
profanity had hem nupplled
the orti mer» run of euavma
i be duke. - Loodcai Tallar
Tao Empty.
Bonney fmortniig of the «r-iiml det
mt11—Come, okj hwy. tefa go out ou
deck. Krmkfast w.*«'t hr «erred for
half an hour yet. aud « itrisk walk < m >
■a empty «toium-h will «!•• y**u tr«<1
Klatdmr tfeetHt trying to «mile*
Take a walk ••«• yimra. If y<*u llkr.
chnpple
Mine 1« la «mtirrly IMU
amply.—Cbk agu Tribuoe
Sams Ply Mors.
■ n wi$ hmttng noor ibo family
hln wife fftaorod (lirosigto (tea
John." she said. It teil« ber«
» ng feiluw who «U Sned ktMIO
mg"
’• cheaper than I got off.“ re
ite nian. hla eye still oo th«
hlladetphta Ixlgee.
In Art Ciralaa-
■'rtiat picture h* l>v an *4d ma«ter."
the owner «rated |*c,*odli
“ütofrb. uotpli." *o«uu»i>«ed the rrtt-
lral vWtor
-Wh» I ««« he master
aFF*—Pbttadetfrhla larger
The Dear Old Frauds-.
Those old, pieusant, innocent frauds
of the circus are not practiced now—
tile iuit«>sing Uve barred gates that as
t’ae liarse approached them were slop
ed into insigiiiticant wattles aud the
rings through w hich the slgnoriua pur
ported I • leap, but which in reality
were Insinuated over her by compliant
attendants. Aud theu there was that
venerable Jockey performance, the cul-
minatiou of which was a leap from tlie
ring to a standing position, albeit at
an angle of thirty degrees, on the
horse's back. In the old circuses it
was the custom of the horseman to
tnlss the crowning jump two or three
times in order that a fiercer flame of
interest might be kindled in the audi
ence.
After two failures the baud
would stop (always the presage of a
moment of strain supreme), the horse's
bead would lie loosed, he would be
urged to a greater pace, aud the feat
would gloriously succeed. Then what
a crash of brass and outburst of clo
light In the building. Involving even
the staff nnd ringinaster in the expres
slon of ecstasy! Those old, simple
days!—Cornbill Magaxine.
Remarkable Instinct.
“Every time I go shopping I thunk
hen ven that I have a good business
head." said the woman who bonrts
that her qui< k wit ulwa.vs saves her
from tlnan. lai loss. “A saleswoman
came very near getting into trouble
today over a Is-lt I bought. The only
thing that saved her was luy business
instinct.
First I bought a belt for
$1.25 and paid with a two dollar bill.
In handling my change the girl drop
ped a quarter into the paper anil boxes
that strewed the floor back of the
counter nnd could not flail It.
Of
course I could have held her account
able. but Rhe looked so tired and wor
ried that I hadn't the heart to <lo that,
so bow do you think we settled it?"
Her husband gave it up.
“M hy,” said she triumphantly, "1
Just exebuuged m.v $1.25 Iselt for a
dollar oue, aud neither of us lost any
thing.”
“Remarkable Instinct, my dear." said
the husband, mid she smiled over hb
approval.—New York Suu.
Bernard Shxw’x Excuse.
Bernard Shaw was Invited to a ban
quet in honor of the sculptor ltodin.
lie sent the following letter as bis ex-
cuse for not attending:
“For me a banquet to Rodin is quite
su|>ertluous. I have already taken
measures to assume immortality for
myself by attaching my name to that
of Rodin. Henceforth in every ency
clopedia you will read. ‘Bernard Sluiw;
subject of a bust by Rodin; otherwise
unknown.’
“If the bust is lost, broken or spoiled,
so much the better for me," lie con
tinues. “Tbey will s|>eak of the 'lost
Bernurd Shaw of Rodin.' as today tbey
speak of the lost Athens of Phidias.
Nothing can tie more beautiful thun
the statues which no one ever saw.
Therefore I have done all that is neces
sary. I can get along without ban
quets. You will only lie iimMu's hosts.
I have the honor to be his model."—
Dramatic Mirror.
The Lash of a Fiend.
would have been aluiiit as welcome
, to A. Cooper of Oswego, N. Y., as a
merciless lung rucking cough that
( defied all remedies for years. "It
| was most troublesome at night." lie
writes, ‘'nothing helped me till I
used Dr, King's New Disc* very
which cured me
completely.
I
never cough at night now.
Millions
know its matchless merit tor stuh-
■ born colds, obstinate coughs, sore
I lungs, lagrippe, asthma, hemor
rhage, croup, whooping cough, or
hayfever. It relieves quickly and
' never fails to satisfy. A trial con-
| voices. 5Hc. $1.1X1 Trial bottle tree.
I It's positively guaranteed by Chas.
I. Clough._____
A Reliable Medicine - Not a Nar
cotic.
Mrs. I*’. Marti, St Joe. Mich., says
Foley's Honev and Tar saved lu r
little l«>v's life. She vviites: "th r
little boy contracted a eevetc I lot -
clii.il trouble and ns the vics tor's
medicine did not cure him, 1 gave
him
Foley's Honey and Tar in
which I have great faith. It cured
the cough as well ns the chocking
and gagging spells, and he g< t
well in a short time.
Foley's
Honey and Tar has many times
saved us mnch trouble and we aie
never without it in the house." C.
I. Clough
The Gratitude of Elderly proyie.
Goes out to whatever lu Ips give
them ease, comfort and strength.
Foley Kidney Pills -. lire kidney and
I I ladder diseases promptly, and
¡give comfort mid relief to elderly
people. C. I. Clough.
Summons.
SCHOOL
$
V*
sA
W
If in doubt about your eyes consult me. 1 will tell you
the truth about tliein and the information will coat you
nothing anil von will not lie asked to liny.
Dr. HENRY E. MORRIS, Eye Specialist, Tillamook, Or.
Napoiron and Woman.
Napolevo 1.. »bo era» a great act
mlrrr "f female talent whet, It» owner
did not. like Mme de HI ad direct It
against hltnaeif. need to «ay. Tfer-
arv women wb*> hare only oae fault—
via, that I bey «re nut umh » "
SA
SA
Notice of Sheriff'« Sale of Real
Property.
Salem, Ora
W. I STALEY, Principal
¿XPORT BEER,
KAISER BLUME.
Unsurpassed. Non-Intoxicating
MALT TEA
Tha Muaic Waa Fatal.
A New York politician owe found It
neceHaary to attend an entertainment
at an orphans' home, and be was hav
ing a bad time of It. The selection by
the lM>ys* baud was particularly «lie
trcMlug. Turning to a friend, the j»di
tk-ian said with a alinttoer. “No won
der they are orphans."—Rixceas Sfaga-
Kiue.
Diplomatic.
T believe our buy Is a taira dtpto-
it.”
■Has he shown extraordinary ability
as a pryvars-stor?"
•'Well. no. not that exactly, but be
can cheat other boy« Io trade« «i«l
make them think they are getting all
the best of It.”
*
A Rotai school none lietter,
Successful graduates. Skillful, painstaking
expenses tow. Many oilier advantages,
alsiut them. Write for catalogue.
The Unreality of Opera.
There are people wise still complain
of the unreality of opera, who cannot
subject tlieiiMcrlves to Its illusion. And
indeed the illusion of opera breaks
down If everything In it Is not kept at
the same distance from reality. In
that world of musical expression we
must never lie suddenly lowered by
any incongruous detail into tlie ordl-
nary world of prose. Realism, the at
tempt to work upon the emotions by
complete Illusion of reality, la disas
trous in opera. If the scene Is a rall-
way station we remember at once thnt
people do not sing when 'they are
catching trains.- London Times.
A Money Savor.
“But you are taking conakhmbk
risk In Wttlhg y<mr young meu owe
two or three week«' board."
"Yes, there 1« some risk." answer*«!
the boarding house keei>er "But then,
you »ee. they worry over It .»» tioit
they k«<- their «[»(«etllee. »o 1 save
money In the long run ”
CHILDREN
Your eyes nre worth more to you than tiny hook.
Your safety and your success in life depend on your
eyes; therefore, take care of them. Alwnys hold
your head u|> when you read, Holtl your b< >ok
fourteen inches from your face, Be sure that the
light is clear and good, Never read with the sun
shining directly on the book,
Never face the li^lit
in reading, Let the li|fht come from behind or over
your left shoulder, Avoid books or papers printed
indistinctly or in small type. Rest your eyes by
looking away from the books every few moments.
BOTTLE l> BY
Soda Waler«, Slpthona, Bartlett Mineral
In the Circuit Court « »• the State of Oregon
tor the County ot Tillamook.
State of Oregon.
1
Hid nt iff.
I
vs.
;•
J. C. «love.
.
Defendant
I
NnTicit is II nnkiiv C.ivKK, That by vlr-
tuc aiwl authority of a writ and order of sale
issued out of the above entitled court, in the
above entitled cause, on the IMthtiiiv of
August, 1919. I will, at the door of the
County Court House, at Tillamook t ity,
Oregon, on the Mth «lay of October, 1910,
at 1 <» o’clock a m of said day. offer for sale,
and sell at public auction
to the highest
bidder for cash in hand, the real property
situated in Tillamook
County
Oregon,
morr pnrticuhitly dve* rilrerl as follows, to-
wlt:
A strip of land f»O fret wide off the north
end of and ratending across from east to
west of the following dcscrilrrd tract of
land, to-wit :
Beginning at a point Id rials and 2«» links
north r«nd 334 fret rast of the south west
corner of that tract of land deeded by O W.
Blackwell to >1 M. Hush, situate In Tilla
mook County Htntc ol Oregon, and tfence
running north ton point Al A feet north of
the s«»uth,ltgr
the said Blackwell's Home
«tend claim . the nee south
the said
county road to n point If
ami 20
links north of the south line of said Block-
well’s Land Claim . thence cast to the place
of beginning
11
CHKNMIAW.
Hhcriffof Tillamook County, Oregon
Fiecnos.
THE
Columbia Bottling Co.,
Astoria, Oregon-
Water.
*
Do Not Delay
Your Fail Planting
for aamplea of our “Dianwr
Quality” RE-CLEANEi
Farm and Field Seed.*-
Graaaea, Clorera, Vetcbe
Alfalfa and Grain« fo
The P. A. Starck
Piano Co.
H hm «■•tiil>liHh<-<i
Agenc y in
»
permuncn.
TILLAMOOK COI'NTY
For their piano«. 25 year giiHtuntce,
and warranted to witiiictaiicl any
climate.
Compoaite Hell
Metal Frame,
Three String«, 7'x Octaves. Price,
$JSO.IXJ. Piano on exhibition.
MISS FLORENC E EVENS,
Agent.
Gua Kunic House,
2nd Ave. E.
W. I Garrett* a
Phone.
PAID ADVERTISEMENT
Settle It Now
Settle It Right
FALL SOWIFIf
Wa have Bpeci^l
Special I'nrpime» -
In the Circuit Court of the St te of Oregon
for the County of Tillamook
United Nailwnys Company
a corporation,
riaiotifl.
V».
A J. Prowonat anti I ilah
Provooat« hit wife,
Defendant**.
To A J. Provoont and Lllnh I'rovoont. tlie
above named pefendantn.
In the name of the SiHxe of Otcgon.
You
arc hereby
required
to
appear
and answer the complaint tiled
against
you in the above entitled action on or before
the expiration of six weeks from the date
of the first publication of this Summon* and
if you fail to «o appear and answer, for want
thereof the plaintin will apply to said Court
for the relief demanded in the complaint
herein, which is that a judgment la* rendered
that the following described tract of laud,
situate in Tillamook County. Oregon, to-
wit' Beginning at the north west corner
of lot 9 In J. J. Md oy's addition to the
town of Hav < ity, in Tillamook County,
Oregon, ami running thence cast Ao feel,
thence south loo feet, thence west 5o feet;
thence north too feet to the place of begin
ning, be apptopriated to plaintiffs use for
O h purpose ot c< hih O id t i ng , <>|<fntlng mid
maintaining a railway line, and a telegruph,
telephone and electric power Hue thereon,
and that the amount of compensation to be
paid therefor be determined, and that upon
the payment by plaintiff into court for the
defendants of the amount of couiprnsatlon
when so determined, that the plaintiff there
upon became and be the owner of said right
of w ay, and that plaintif! have judgment
thereon appropriating said property toit.
This summons is published by otilcr of tlie
lion II P. ()oods|MT<l, Count v Judge of T illa
mook County, Oregon, made and dated at
Tillamook County, Oregon the 1st day of
September,
1910. The time prescribed in
said order for publication is once a week for
six successive weeks, and the «lute of the first
publient ion thereof is Thursday, September
1st, 1910. u—*
>1 T. liOTTH,
Attorney for Plaintiff.
For conatitutional amendment
giving to ciUoa and lown.q
exclusive power to license,
regulate, control, auppter-i,
or prohibit the sale of intox
icating liquors within th«
municipality.
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