T il LAMOOR TTR A nr
Literary Firate and Sacand»
¡SON’S CHECKS.
■ Politely Drawn, but the
■ Threw Them Out.
■u George Cary Egglexton.
■ mite Helium da^a«lH>wed
Beute lit money mauera.
Ip form of colu whr rarely
■la ulera were lit I lie babil
■et k» oli a slip ut fuoltH-ap.
ila- batik io “please" pay
■jieciUed EggleHlou »ays:
In of imylitg by check m >
■itiriulitl ItKelf to h cvrtaiu
■mm ot my time liuti lie
Il <m <me oieHHkiii lu ett
lUUiR-elu-e of lite
a lunik de|Hwlt a»
the drawing of
to Hiebiiumd Hitt!
The youthful uewspaiM-r reporter
whivhai rixlons of being a fanaius au
thor ia still Honilerlug over Ibr epi
gram maile by a suiv-.Ruiful isiufrere
when tbe latter noted his dlsai>|R>li>t-
meul over the return of a niHiiiiscrlpi.
"I thought sure." said III- rv|s.rtrr.
wilb.a sigh, “that that conrouii<le«l «to
ry wirnlil h «-|I. It's good sniff It I did
write It. Mild I am certainly Hiirprisnl
that It i-iiiiie ba- k "
The sw-cvHMful writer grtminl si id
then pbued I i | m I imik I <> ii tin- olhvi
man's slnailder.
"My tirar boy.” he said somewl- ••
grimly "then- are only two suites u>
the life of H writer One Is when he
Is «urprtHHl hi gettliig u I m siorlvH l«i>-l>
and xhr «. r - oih I when he Is HiirpriHmi
b»lire III
at lint getting them I mi - k
tiir tirsi; I'm in Ibr Hetsind An<1 I h*»i «•
you are "
But the n-|Hirtrr Is still wondering
Philadelphia Times.
Escorted Her Anyway.
While Ilotieri Browning mid hl* w
h (hr matt it mm<- to the
it h well tn d<> Hud yen-
I who knew l‘nr«<>n I ntxj
rd io I»* In lUeliiiioiid at
Ila Indiiraeriietif made tbe
Laud Ml'rd (he unworldly
deal of t run bl«.**—diiiago
SEA WATER
■h Which Simp,« Ar«
«From Ocean Oaptha
I bottle for getting water
«-front -elei-ted depths in
la cylMtdrr of liras:«, tier
b»r other metal wlil. h re
IkoHlon of sen water, gen
I Iwo Imhen In diameter
for fourteen Inches long
ti openlltir raise at the lop
I connwted together on a
b I.tigs are cast on the
■cylinder for conveniently
| al any point along the
be line-by whlrb If Is to
Into the sea
During the
■be line rhe valves of tbe
►pt unhealed by the ps*
rwater:through the eyllu
bs dew-ent. but wheo the
»versei the valves seat
■nd ar«* ka-ked by the de
I small; prtqieller lu tbe
Htbore; the Upper valve.
Idly tut a sleeve durlug tbe
it be tarttle. but descends
few thread to press the
rtltelr seats when the line
Io be hauled up A Sfteel
piner al tbe depth to wlth-b
■ tie Inc deiu-euded Is Ibits
me surface confined with-
p. and a aeries of a|w*cl
^different depths may be
tune haul by securing a
let bolt lea al the required
bug the sounding Hue.—
■erica n.
|antle Gam« of Golf,
raslon an old mdy w « r In
III way cotn|«irtmeui a> ■
lifer«
“I found fearful
unorning." «aid one. "At
HI right Into the middle of
trse bush, and at ilw rcc
■tuck up on the lop of ■
bed out of bounds into the
| tbe third, got caught by
[the fourth
I stuck faxt
He at tbe flftb. found my-
■ mud at tbe sixth. I «•«»
Imp of rough flluis at I be
I lost at the eighth sod
It tbe bottom of Ibat dirty
last bole.”
.me" cried tbe horrified
■n bee comer of tbe car
Ibey lold UM* that golf was
> game! I'll never let tuy
:again."*—loiodou Globe.
B nitwi were living alone In Flor-n<
(he m <» ii gave one afienusm an exhibí
r1on of his new pttliithig> tu the familt
drawlim
To Mr Browning wh
nx'ilfned
tllsk of Uleetitig tli
mwMts
ti the »ftern.Hiii. wtiri
tbe r<M»m
nt (he drHwint! r»M»ii) d<»t»r h wt»rn*i
irhoee f:i< p
f:»(nili;ir
> »•’ V
Browning < <»nld not r»M nil h«*» »mm«
and tie 1ndvt*d from hvr appenrau
(hat she was not an Invtieil Lru«*si
There was emharrasMiuein on !>»’
«Ides for a monieui. «nd »h<«n ihe w<
man said engiTly
please. M
Browning. I’m (he rook
Mr H:<rrv
said as I was to <*ome and seo his pr«*
ty pb-tiir’*.”
Whereupon Mr Browning. ofTrrh«
his arm. showed her about the roo
with all rhe nt tendon that hr «-«»»I
hare bestowed U| k » u a reigning qiim
The Rat and the Bulbs.
According to the 1’rete h mnurall
De 1‘arvilie. a gardener plmttixl tn:
afternoon '¿.'si tulip bulbs on n lerrm-
and next morning he notic-sl ihai ll>
ground had I meli disturbed and Hr
the I iu II m had all been taken awa-
He was eotit'drul that rais tubi t|oi-
the work mid. inking a spade, lie li
gan to dig In rhe hope of dlwovert'
their nest, Soon he unearthed a lar-
female rat will h he killed anti afte
digging a few more minutes he di
covered mt underground • hmnlirr llo-
with Imv anil leave« ami rounn-t«*l i
a corridor with two holes whf h we
evidently used as siorrliousrs for t
fhettl he found the tgWt tulip hull
Thia was remarkable, hill more r
markable was the fact Him the» we-
neatly arranged In two row» mid th
not one of them had been gttawetl •
otherwise Injured.
RAY FEED CO.
Removed to
A Reliable Medicine—Not a Nar
cotic.
The Rhodutn Sidus.
An amusing stori itilil ti» Hood d
arrllHw how a cotiittry iuir«wr»m:i
made a large «nm «ml of sates <>t
simple little tiower wlik-li he sokl tit
def tbe name of the Itlpsliliii sititi
This ctinrmlug name prove.1 quite a
attractlou to th» lathes. mih I Ute fiow-
iNM-ame the rage nf the sensim. It w>i
i
one of tltoee freaks ttf fnsltlon fi>
A
which there Is no arrotini itig
length a Is>lan 1st who fontttl Util th
pls nt was not an iineonmum we.<| I r.-
quested to know where the ntim-r'
He ell -Ite
man got the name from
the following nqtly: I fotintl ’hl« Ito«
er In the road Is-shle ua. >«> christens
It tbe Kissi uni sldua"
Opp. Dawsons Barn.
“Every time I go shopping I thank
heaven that I have a good business
head." said the woman who boarts
that her quick wit always saves her
from fiipturinl loss. “A saleswoman
came very near getting Into trouble
today over a belt I bought. The only
thing that saved her was my business
instinct.
First I bought a belt for
$1.25 and paid with a two dollar bill.
In handling my change the girl drop
ped a quarter Into the paper and boxes
that strewed the floor back of tbe
counter and could not And It. Of
course I could have b»hl her account
able. but she Imtketl Ro tired and wor
ried that 1 liadn't the heart to do Unit,
so bow do you thluk we settled it?”
Her husband gave it up.
“Why,” Haiti she triumphantly, “I
Just exchanged my $1.25 belt for a
dollar one, and neither of us lost any
thing.”
■’Remarkable instinct, m.v dear.” said
the busband, and she smiled over bis
approval.—New York Sun.
The Gratitude of Elderly proyle.
WM.
Goes out to whatever lulps give
them ease, comfort and strength.
Foley Kidney Pills < ure kidney and
I ladder diseases promptly, and
give comfort mid relief to elderly
people. C. 1. Clough.
CURTISS,
The Grain JVIan.
SCHOOL
CHILDREN.
Ytmr eye«art* worth more fit you than any hook.
Your safety and your success in life depend on vour
eyes; therefore, take care of them, Always hold
your head up when you read, Hold your book
fourteen inches from your face, Be nure that the
light is clear and good, Never read with the sun
shining directly on the book,
Never face the light
iti reading, Let the light come from behind or over
your left shoulder, Avoid books or papers printed
indistinctly or in small type. Rest your eyes by
looking away from the biMiks every few moments.
Summons.
k* *
*
W. I
Salem, Ora
STALEY. Principal
Th* Unreality of Opera.
There are people who atlll coinplain
of the unreality of opera, who cannot
•ubject thenixelvea to Its illusion. And
Indeed the Illusion of o|>eru break«
down if everything In It ia not kept at
the «ante distance from reality. In
that world of musical expression we
must never tie suddenly lowered by
any Incongruous detail Into the ordi
nary world of prose. Itealism. the at
tempt to work upon the emotions by
complete Illusion of reality. Is dlmia-
troua In opera. If the acene Is a rail-
way station we remember at once thnt
people do not sing when 'they are
catching trains.—London Times.
¿XPORT BEER,
KAISER BLUME.
Unsurpassed. Non-Intoxicating
MALT TEA
Th« Music Wa« Fat«/.
A New York ladlik tan nin e
It
net-emuiry to attend no ent ort ai union 1
at au orpiifina' hotno. and be wan b«v
Ing a Imd time of it. The selection by
the boya’ iMud wan particularly din
trcMÍii£. Turning fo a friend, tbe |w>li*
fkian aalil with a abudder, “No won
dor they are orpbana.”-Bor ren Maga
slue.
Horeo Sanaa.
A
Mon«/ Saver.
"But yon are takltix considerable
risk In tettine yoar youne metí owe
two or three weeks' board."
“Tee. there la some risk." anawerwl
tbe boarding bouse kee|ier "Bui then,
you r « v . they worry over It so ibai
they lose ttoetr appetite«, no I ««»«
money lu tbe long run ”
Too Empty.
Bonney (momma o< I be «rnml its«
mitt—Cum*. «Id ls>y. trt’s
isa <>u
deck
Breakfast won't la> -erred for
half an hour yet. and a brisk walk ou
an rtupty atonia. -b will 4» »-m «•»«!
Klbbtwr Ifewtriy trying to RtuUe»
Tnke a walk ■« y>mn>. If y«n like,
chappie
Mine Is la ratlrrly luo
empty —CM, agu Tnlmne
BOTTLED BY
Columbia Bottling Co.,
Astoria, Oregon-
Soda Waten, Nipthona, Bartlett Mineral
Ila» be abown extraordluar; ability .
a pryvaricator?“
"Well. no. not tbit exaetly. twit be
can ebeat other twya lu trnilea aud
make tbem tbluk they are «ettix>< all
tbe beat of It.”
rm
Water.
Po Not Delay
Your Fail Flantlny
Diplomatic.
“I bell«v« oar buy 1« a I rmti till*«
for sample« of our “Diamor *
Quali ty” RE-CLEANEl
Farm «nd Field Seed.*
Graves, Clovers, Vetch*
Alfalfa and Grains fu
«f
w-il «w-l yw
te,aa » ,«in -t|-<
«tw» rl<M k»vr
la tb« FavCr
X«wtba-ate anal
te afiaMR
PIRTLAND SEED 63
roarruAMo.
osiöch
Attorney for I’lalntifl*.
Notice of BlierifTa Side of Real
Property.
In the i'irv'tit <*i»urt «»I the Stntr of Oregon
lor the County ot TillHinook
State »1 Oregon.
I'luintiiT.
>J. C. U oy «.
Ik'ftntlMnt
N oticm i « II kmkhv OivMN, That hy vir
tue niwl authority «»I »< writ nntl order of wale
isauttl out of the above entitled court. I d th«*
above entitled chum -, on the |Nth*<1/»r of
August, 1910, I will, at the door of the
County Court House, at Tillamook < ity,
Oregon, on the Nth day of Octoltcr, 1910,
at lo o'clock a m of said »lay, offer for sale,
tind «ell at |»ub|i<* Muction to the liighsst
bidder for cash in hand, the icm I property
ait um ted In Tillamook Count v Oregon,
more partkuliifrly dracrHted ms follows, Ito
wit:
A strip of land f»O (ret wide t>ff the north
end of and ex tenth nx acros« from cast to
west of the following dr-scribed tract of
land to«wit
Beginning nt a point Id rml« and 2«> links
north and 334 fret east nf the south west
corner of that tract nf land drrdcd by O U
Black well to H M Huah. situate in Tilla
niook County Btntc of Oregon, and tt.rnee
running north to « |H»int ft I 4 feet north of
the »«ui th, 11 Be <»l the said (IliU'k w cIL a Home
• trail claim . tbencr »«mth rtlong tin «ui»l
county road to a point 1ft r»aTs mh «I 20
link« north of the south line of said Black*
well’s Land Claim , thence cast to the place
nf Itrginning
If t’KKNMIAW,
Mhrrftf of Tillamook County, Oregon
The P. A. Starck
Piano Co.
H uh r«tal>li«be<l h pcrmanrii,
Agency in
TILLAMOOK COUNTY
For their piano«. 2fl year giinranti'e,
anil warranletl to witliHtainl any
climate.
Com|»i«ite Hell Metal Frame,
Three String«, 71» Octavra. I’m e,
$!£>> <>). Piano on exhibition.
MISS FLORENCE EVENS,
Agent.
ADVERTISEMENT
Settle It Now
Settle It Right
Dry L«-te F r W«»R Ml»t".r*. VZ. ♦
LaaU Fatewr« Mialur», S«»-' >1
Molar« lar Btew4 o,av Latel,
C««te Cr«*a íar OrcAar«»
T*ll tet
laete aawlit
M. T Hivrrs
PAID
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'
W a h«r* Sfterlul
Mlxtnre» fe
Fp»-cial l’tirpute-* —
I
In the Circuit Court of the St te of Oregon
for the Countv of Tillutuuok-
Utdted Kailv, ays Company |
a corporation.
riaintiff,
vs
S
A |. Provoost an<1 I ilah I
Provoost, bis wile.
Defendants«. J
To A J. Frovoost »md Lllnli Provoost. the
above named jJcieiidants.
In the imine ot the State of Oregon.
You are hereby required to Hpftear
nml answer the complaint tiled Mirainst
you in the above entitled action on or before
the expiration of six week« from the date
of the first putilicMtion of this Summons and
if you lail to so appear mid answer, for want
thereof the plaintiff will apply to said Court
for the relief demanded in the complaint
herein, which is that a Judgment be rendered
that the following described tract of land,
■Ituatc In Tillamook County. Oregon, tu-
wit Hrximdng at the north west corner
of lot ti in J. J. Met oy's utldition to the
town of H hv < ity, in Tillnmook County,
Oregon, and running thence east fto feel;
thence south loufect, thence west fto fret;
thence north 1OO feet to the place of begin
■ting, be appropriated to plMintitTs iihc for
the purpose of constructing, operating nn«1
nuilni Mining a rnilwMy line, and n telegraph,
telephone and electric power line thereon,
and that the amount of conipefinalion to l>e
paid therefor bv determined, and that upon
the payment bv plaintiff into court for the
tktcn«1antR of ihe iimuunt of compensation
when so determined, that the plainlift there
upon become and la* the owner of snltl right
of way, anti that plaintiff have judgment
thereon appropriating said propertv to It.
This sunitnons ia pultliithrd hv oilier of the
lion II |< Goodsperd, t'otoil v judge of rilla-
tnook County, Oregon, made anti dated nt
Tillamook County, Oregon the 1st day of
St ptrmber, 191 if. The time prescribed in
said order for publication Is once a week for
six successive weeks nml tlir <!ate of the first
Mihticntion thereof is Thursday, beptemtar
st, 191«>. l —»
THE
FALL SOV/IPF
t
Mrs. F. Marti, St Joe, Micli., sava
Foley's Honey and Tar saved In r
little l>ov's lite. She writes: "t'i r
little laiy contiacted a eeveie 1 rot -
chial trouble and as the dovtoi'q
medicine did not cure him, 1 gave
him Foley’s Honey and Tar in
which I have great faith. It cured
the cough as well ns the chocking
and gagging spells, ntid lie gi t
well in a short time.
Foley’a
Honey and Tar has many times
saved ua mnch trouble and we are
never without it in the house." C.
I. Clough_________________
e
Ddrlng a heavy do« tipotir of rain at-
Irish farmer sent lit* he»» lo a dettati
field to tiring home a hor*r Moflir filli«
rla|RM*d. and Ihr measen ger Murían
wltlxHil the horse
Felber- Didn't <X send ye for I tv
bmtd in
boner, yr gauss-li? la
roar l»n*ur«?
I.Itile Hoy idre«« bed to the skint
Bure, hr was «tändln' lu «heller as Or>
Bed-’d. be knows u*orr
as ye lolke
than the two of us
Pay Moe»
ran tontine over tbe family
wife ptaiH-rd rbrotlkb <bo
The Lash of a Fiend.
i would have la-en alioiit us weleome
, to A. Cooper of Oswego, N. Y., uh a
luercilesH lung rucking cough tliut
i defied all (etuediea for years. “It
was most trouldesoiiie at night,” lie
writes, "nothing helped me till I
used Dr, King's New Disci very
which cured me completely. I
never cough at night now. Millions
know its inateliless merit tor stub
born -'olds, obstinate coughs, sore
lungs, lagrippe, iiHthma, hemor
rhage, croup, whooping cough, or
hayfever. It relieves quickly and
never fails to satiafv. A trial con
vinces. 5Be. $1.0(1 Trial bottle free.
It's positively guaranteed by Chas.
1. Clough._______ ______
Remarkable Instinct.
Bernard Shaw’s Excuse.
Tho Pu. lot Loct ■ Salo.
hm
The Dear Old Fraud».
Those md. pleasant, innoceut frauds
of tbe circus are not practiced now—
tile iui|ioslng the barred gates that aa
the horse approached them were slop- !
ed iuto insiguilieaut wattles aud the
rings through which the slguorlua pur
ported to leap, but which lu reality
were insinuated over her by compliaut
attendants. And thru there was that
venerable Jockey performance, the cul
mination of which was a leap from the
ring to a standing isisitum, albeit at
ail angle of thirty degrees, ou the
horse’s back. In the old circuses it
Wax the custom of the horseman to
miss the crowning Jump two or three
times in order that a fiercer flame of
interest might be kindled in the audi
ence. After two failures the band
would stop (always the presage of a
moment of strain supreme), the horse's
head would Is? loosed, he would tie
urged to u greater pace, aud the feat
would gloriously succeed, Then what
a crash of bruits and outburst of de
light In the building, involving even
the staff and ringmaster in the expn s-
Sion of ecstasy! Those old, simple
days!—Cornhill Magaslne.
Berlin rd Shaw was Invited to a linn
quet In honor of tbe sculptor Rodin.
He sent the following letter an bin ex-
cuse for not attending:
“For me a banquet to Ilodln 1» quite
If in doubt about your eyes consult inc. 1 will tell you
the truth about them and the information will coat you
su|>erfluous. I have already taken
nothing anti vou will not lie asked to buy.
measures to assume immortality for
Dr. HENRY E. MORRIS, Eye Specialist, Tillamook, Or.
myself by attaching my name to that
of Rodin. Heiieeforth in every ency
clopedia you will read, ‘Bernard Sliinv;
subject of a bust by Ilodln; otherwise
unknown.'
“If tbe bust is lost, broken or spoiled,
so much the better for me.” he con
tinues. “They will s|>eak of the 'lost
Bernurd Shaw of Itodln.' as today they
■peak of tbe lost Athens of I’hldlas
Nothing can la- more lieautlful than
the statues which no one ever saw.
Therefore I have done all that is neccH- A good school none la-lter, Well e»t:il)li.she<l reputation,
siiry. 1 can get along without ban Successful gruduates.
Skillful, |»iinst;ikiiig teachers. Lioing
quets. You will only be KisMu's hosts. expenses low.
M.-mv other advantages, Let uh tell you
I have tbe honor to be Ills model.”— about them.
Write for catalogue.
Dramatic Mirror.
"I’ve Jusi liitp|H-io-d to rcmcmhc'
that my «'ife lold me Io gel h tin
that will go uuder the k vlsu
Ila»’»
you atiylT
“No. sir. but we have some that cm.
be shoved under tbe k-vt»ix
Won i
that do Just or well’”
“I tbluk not. young man
My wifi
Is a Mt particular abolii my gettiti-
the exact thing that «Io- teil« tue l<
get. I presume I con lind It iti «<»m.
other «tore. Good day. «Ir”- Cha Mg.
Trilmue
Being a Reputaban.
I bowley. who lived in the
yutury. most unjustly got
km of swearing like a
le explanation Is Ibat the
nberlaod. wb«> fought the
Mlodru and who was un-
ariane. Mxr went In qorat
Sir to get bls axalxtarw-e
bin bill whh-b he dial Ik wt
(to the b-mse of lords, aay-
riabt my lords I've aren
pp. a od he asya he’ll see
rs to — before he'll vote
Mil*" Aa a matter <ri fart,
lenity had been (unfilled
•ntlnary run of conversa
1«. Ixiodoo Taller
tatt T, S^PTPMB'RR 92. lPin.
STRAWBERRY
For constitutional amendment
giving to ciliee and lown.i
exclusive power to licenao,
regulate, control, auppteea,
or pronibit the sale of intox
icating liquor« within th«
municipality.
32« X Y m
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