T illamook
headlight , august 25. 1910
EXPLODING A THEORY.
A WINNING TRICK.
PERSONAL MAGNETISM.
The Practical Method Adopted by a
French Scientist.
At the beginning <»f the nineteenth
centurj' the French Academy of Sei*
en< cm offeriM t<» give u prize to the
tirst peiMou win» would Mdhe the fol
lowing problem: If you lake h vhmc
full of water «nd put h Hivoe or any
Nimlhir liody In H the wmer will flow
over. If. however, you put into it a
fish the volume of whh’h lx equal to
that of Ihe alone. It will not flow over
Explain Iliix phenomenon.
(.eiirm*d eHXuyx on the aubjert pour-
rd In from all quarter«, but I he prob-
irm wax m»l witixfactorUy aolved In
uijv of thrill, and ronxequriitly the
prize 'V iim not awarded.
In the follow Ing year the xiime qiicx
tion wax again pro|Hjiinde(l. and Cor
five yearx aiixwerx con tin net] lo pour
in to ibe a« iidrmy. Then It suddenly
iM'ciirrrd to one of the academiciana
Hi.it. eftrr all. the problem might lx*
ImaiNible ot aolutlun. and be drier*
mim'd to make a teat foi liiinxrlf.
Filling a vase with water, lie put
a alone into It iiiii I sow- Hint the water
Thru lie look out the
flowed over,
alone, hlhil the vase lignin with wn-
Irl and put lutu It n flail. the volume
of wlikh wax the Kame ax that ot the
atone, and xnw. to lilx xiirprixe. that
lhe water again flowed over.
IJr (old the a<-ademy of h!« dlsrov-
cry. and llm rexiilt wax that the offer
ut II prize wax at oner wiilidrawu.
Ho Loot All His Bets and Mede Money
by Doing So.
The cnptaln of one rather old and
slow steamer of years ngu. Uiidhig that
be would have to be u long tune in
Cblua before be received a full cargo
of tea aud would have probably to re
turn lo ballast, began. Io every oue a
iistoulshment. to say that, owing to
the repulra that had been done I*» his
eugines. he hu|M*d to make a racing
pu»edge back lo Englund. Thru. »HU
inure to the astonishment of the <-ap-
luluu of the fast steamers and the
world nt large, he commenced to ba. K
tilmseir to make the tautest passage
home.
Ill such very considerable sums of
money did lie wager that la-ople be
gan Io think there was something in
It. aud the merchants Rent their ten
almost entirely to Ills ship, arguing
that as the captain atimd to low I2.‘ai
the repairs lo hla steamer's engines
bud probably put him In n position to
bet almost 011 11 certainly.
(Jf course the steamer, whose great
est speed was eight knots an hour, ar
rived in England weeks after the oth
ers. and the captain l*"*t tt’.Mi. but In
stead of having to lie lu China wall
ing bls cliauee of cargo coming In
from the Interior, a probable delay of
weeks, lie had cleared In n few ilavs
after Illa bets became known to the
public with 11 full ship. Ilins recouping
to Ina ownera. who, of <-ourw. piild Ilia
betting loaaea. a considerable uunila-r
of thouaanda of |a>unds profit.— Black
wood's Magazine.
A Great Asset In Business as Well as
In Society.
There bare been great adv.icatea st
the bar whose «•harming manner, like
Ibe prvaeu*-e lu court of some of the
world's faumua tieuuties. M-ouid so
sway the Jury and the Judge an to en
danger aud aomcllmes ii«-tiuilly divert
Justice, says Orison Swell Harden it,
Rwcesa Magazine A grachms. genial
preseia-a. a ¿•harming personality, »
refined, fnwluiitlug manner. are «el
Kime « here mere Isnuty b* denied ana
Where mere wealth Is turned nway
They will make a better InipressKm
tliau the lieet education or tile tilglieat
attaliiiiieiila
Au attractive |>er*Hial>-
ty. even without great ability. often
advances oue «lien great i a im t and
ape* in I training will not.
There is always a premium U|«>n a
Every pusliie»*
charming prewnce.
i niau likes to la* surrounded by |a-opie
ot pteasliig |iersouaiity und winning
manners. They are regarded as splen
did assets.
What Is If that often enables one
lierwm to walk right luto a istsltkui
and achieve without difficulty tout
wliicli another, witn isrliapa greater
ability, struggles in viiin to sonni
plisb?
Everywhere a magnetic per
sonallty wins Its way.
Viung men aud y*mng women are
constantly tiring surprised by olT.wn
of excellent |ssdtl<>lis which come l*i
them because of qualities and <*liaiac-
terlstk-s w hich |ierliai>s they have nev
er thought much aland—■ fine man
ner. «•ourtesy, <-heerrulneas and kindly,
obliging, helpful dls|s»*ltbius.
LONDON CABBIES.
And th» Lost and Found Department
and Scotland Yard.
"That lost mal found pto|»‘rtv de-
luirliiieiil nt Seotlmid Yard la one ot
till* heal things they lune lu London."
said a ivomnli u ho tins sp«*nt much
lime tn Eiiglnml "luist summer I hud
experience iiltli It.
"I fell Into ii sort of halilt of losing
•Mugs. I l'hst li Mila il viiiiinlile Ulu
telili I li Id imt miss It notti I gol to
>y hotel nlìcr mi iitter llieuter aup|s-r.
. Illi »«♦<• f ’ moro I li g I lumie my hiialumd
in tIle llieuter limi Ibe tw*>
vlii-re Me tulli beeu tlm
.ill before. Ant M'lthollt result.
"iiieu mi Anierlcnn friend sliggeslisl
Kcotllllld Yard I ivcut there, ami there
It Maa II limi been turned In liy n
■ nh driver
"Twice iifterwnrd I lost Hint, uiii-
brelln mid got It hack in llm same
fuahiou. vac I, Huie lenving us u renani
fur III«* i-iili driver n tier lent of the
value of lilt* iimbrellu. na requii'ctl
Tlieii otic night I leal n tine pair ot
opera Klaases, mid I got them buck.
"It Is mi excellent syutein the police
over there time of eueoliruglllg tlon-
esty. A culi driver who tlmla miythlng
III tils vehicle is required lo I urn II In.
mul he knows thm if the owner duluis
It be Mill Is* rewurdrd.”—Exchange.
An Old Welsh Custom.
The kindling of Ismflrea on hills la
the simplest ot celebiiitkina al any
time.
The llrulils made four great
Urea nt their festivals In February.
Muy, August mid November,
Wales
serins to have lieeti h <amntry e»|ie-
einlly I tenaciuua ot this custom. Each
family usisi to iniike Its own tire, and
uh It wiia dying out euch member
won l<l throw a while stone Into It. the
Ktones living marked for future ¡den-
tllli a I Ion. Tlivti nil said their pray-
era uud went lo bed. nud lu the morn
ing they tried to limi all the stones
ngu In.
If liny atone wan missing It
betokened that the owner of It would
die within a year. Some stipend It Iona
lire pretty ntid pivtiiresque and attrae-
live. Jills ivus one of the many which
were cruel as well as picturesque
It
would take but a slight accident to
emise a fright that might Is* actually
dangerous to a auiierstliloua jieraon.
mid It «ould not tie hard for un ene
my of such a person to cause tbut
fiq-lit liy stealing tils stone from the
tire
A Roman Dinnar.
A Roman dliiuer nt ihe house of a
nenliliy iiiiiii consistisi chleflv of thrve
txuirae». All sorta ot stliiiulmil» lu thè
iip|N-tjie «ere tirai aerved u|i. and eggs
«ere IndiaiKMiaahle Iti thè tlrst courae
Amoiig thè vnrloiis disile« Me iiiuy In
Mmiee thè gultieu lieti. |dieasunt. night-
(ligule nml Ihe thruah na lilrda luost In
repule.
The Itoman gorinmids held
pc.ieo.ka III urenl twllmullou. esp.alnl
Iv ttii'ir loiigiitm. .Maeroblua atntea tliut
tlic.v nere tirsi enlen by Hortenalua.
thè orntor. unii ucqulrt-d sudi reputo
limi a aliigl«- pentss k wua sold ter Mi
deniiril. thè dennrtus tmlng equal to
m»mt dghipeu <• halfpenny of Cagliali
money —4'haiutiera' Journal.
S>,«d by His Wits.
i tic Duke ot Wellington ouce met
bi Hcctiiciii an uttieer lu a state ot In-
«■bl let y
••Usik here, str.' »aid the Iron Duke.
"Wliat wiiuld you do it you met our of
your iis-n tn Ihr i imdltion In whk b t
lind you?”
Ilie oitterr dren himself up. gave the
mllliury anlute and replied «Uh great
gravity. "I nuuld mit condeweod to
»(»•ak to the brute.** Illa wit «ansi
lilni tils coninilsslou.
Apprvc lallen.
“Father" »a kl little Rollo. "was
George Washington a greater loan
than Mama « Ians»"
"I won t say. my non. that he was
greater, but be has prut rd much feaa
eviwuelie"-Washington Klar
Unanswered.
"Ray. pop. may 1 ask you a quew
Hour
“Yaw Teddy. What la It?"
"When » man's Hnlshed milkin' a
vow. bow dors he tarn off the milk»"
Our life I« «(met but to eipend that
•l«n to vs«t elerotty fa vlrtiw's work.
• Ntutae^poaro.
A DANGEROUS TRAITOR.
The Result ot Pechantrv's Plot to Kill
the King.
Probably no well meaning p<s-t was
evel more laketi by surprise than Wil»
M Pecbaiitre, u gentle uud mild iiiau-
uered I'rench dramatist of the seven-
teenth century, who was one day ar
rested fur high treason na be was
leacefully eating bis dinner at a vil
lage luu.
The landlord of the Inn where he
was lu the habit of dining discovered
oil n table a piece ot paper on which
were
written
some
unlntidllgllil**
phrases mid ladow In 11 plain, bold
baud. "Here I will kill the king."
The lu milord consulted with I lie chief
of police. I'lenrly thia clew to n con
spIriK-y ought to tie followed up. ’1 lie
lieraoii who had left the pn|ier hail al
ready Is'cn remarkHl for Ills .llweiit
air and gloaming eye. That inmi was
Pecha nt re.
The chief of police Instructed the
landlord to semi for him the next time
the conspirator came to dinner
When Peeliantre was shown the evl-
deuce of tils guilt he forgot the a «till
charge against him mid exclaimed:
"Well, 1 am glad to see th.it paper.
I have looked everywhere lor It. It
Is part of a tragedy I am writlug. it
Is the climax of my hest scene, where
Nero Is to be killed. It comes in here.
Let me read It to you.” And he took
a tbk'k manuscript from Lils pocket.
"Monsieur, you tuny tinisli your din
ner mid your tragedy In tieai-e." said
the chief of isillce. mid he lieu I a busty
retreat.
Honest Mistake.
The story is told of a little New
Englund girl ltie workings of whose
l'lirituti cutiMcleuce Involved her In dit-
ilcultlea on one wcaslou.
She was studying mental aril li met le
at school and took no pleasure In It.
One day she told her mother, with
much depression of spirit, that she
had "fnlled aguin In mental arith
metic." mid on being asked what prole
letn had prin ts! her uudolug she sor
rowfully mentioned the request for the
addition of "uliie aud four."
"And didn't you know the auawer.
deur?" asked her mother.
"Yea'm." wild the little maid: "but,
you know, we are to write the an
swers on our slates, and before I
thought I made four marks and count
ed up. "LV11. ’leveu. twelve, thirteen.*
and then, of course. 1 knew that
wasn't mental, so I wrote twelve for
•be answer to be fair."*
Th* Cautious Kind.
Before the customer paid bln bill the
hotel stenogmpber tore aerernl imgee
out of her notebook and bunded them
to him. “Only the notes of bin let
ters," she said to the next customer.
"He la one of the cautious kind. There
aro uot many like him. About once In
alx months somebody comes along who
keeps such a watchful eye on his cor
respondence that be won't even let a
stenographer keep hla notes. Of course
It Is nothing to us. and we slwsyw give
them up when ssked to. I dou't know
what the cautious folk do with them
lies troy them, maybe. Anyhow, there
in uo record of foolish utterances left
In the stenographer's books.'*-New
York Sun.
Little Werrlea.
lo Chesterton « "I rrmend ua Trifles"
Is this: A friend of mln« who «ss vis
iting a poor aouian lo berraieiuent
ami casting about for some phrase .if
conoolatluu that should not be either
Insolent or weak naki nt lust: "I think
one can live through I hear great nor
rows sod even lie the better. What
wears on« is th« little worvhw."
■'rhat’n quite right, mum." answered
the old woman, with euiphanla. -and I
ought to know, seeing I've bad ten of
’em."
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Rosenberg Bros
AGFNTS FOR PURE WHITE AND
EVERETT FLOUR.
BEST /Z^x\
BOTT8
at -L aw .
A ttorney
Complete set of Abstract Boob
in office. Taxes paid for not
Resideuts.
Office opposite Post Office.
Both phones.
Best on the Market.
STAPLE
STAPLE &
& FANCY GROCERIES. O
We carry a Full Line of Feeds. (6SV) d/ARL haberlach ,
Grass Seed a Specialty.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
GIVE US A TRIAL
Jleittechcr ^iYuohut,
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Office across the street und north tro,
the Post Off,«..
Q.EORGE WILLETT,
A ttorn hy - at -L aw .
Steamer
Next to Tillamook County
Bank,
“ Sue H. Elmore
T illamook
(CAPT P. SCHRADER)
H. GOYNE,
MOTOR STEAMER OSHKOSH
A ttorney - at L aw .
Office : Opposite Court Houst,
(CAP. T. LATHAM).
T illamook , O regon .
T. BOALS, MD,
Tillamook & Portland.
ABSURD COSTUMES.
Outcome of a Curious Wager Made In
England In 1806.
A anger wm* nimle In IMIrt In the
cnutlv yard. York. Englund. liMwwfi
Tboinus HodgMi’ii uinl Samuel Whins
beud aa to ivbk-h atmuld auii ee*! In aa
HUinliig the IIKIHI alngular clmrui ter
Utuplrea «ere »ele*qe*l whore duty It
n-nu lo decide ii|aiu the coui|Miratlve
abuunllty ot the coatuniea In «i nk b
tlie two men were to njqieur. Mil lhe
uiqHilnted day Hi»lgaon came liefore
tbe umpire« dei-oriitiul with tuinknotea
of vurloua valuea, hla <-<>at and vent
being entirely taiveivd nlth them Be-
nlifen thene he hud a row of five guinea
plecea down hla bark, a netted purse
ot gold around hla bend and a placard
on tils luu-k bearing (be legend. "Jo^a
Bull."
YVbltehend came on the acene dreaa-
ed like it woman on one uliie. one half
nt hla face painted and a allk atrn'klng
uml allpper on one bait and leg
l he
ottier half of hla face wnu blackeimd
so ua to resemble a negro. On the rori
re»|M>u<llng Hide of bin tiody he wore a
gaudy long fulled linen coat, hl* leg
on that side being Imaged In halt a
juilr of leather breeches and a boot
with a spur, ne wore a «’lg of sky
blue braided down hl» bock nod tied
O regon .
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PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
TILLAMOOK.
Office- Olson Building.
Sail Every Tuesday and Saturday.
Residence: Mrs. Weiss’ house, sesto!
Mrs. Wulkerf.
Couch St. Wharf, Portland
M. KERRON,
That’s All.”
PHYSICIAN &
C oncrete
SURGEON,
B uilding .
Tillamcok,
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
You Use Them.
We Sell Them.
■
R. I. M. SMITH,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
Office over J. A. Todd Sc Co..
Tillamook, Ore.
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W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
Next Door to Tillamook County Bank.
BAY CITY, OREGON.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
R. BEALS,
J. P. AUUEN. Proprietor.
REAL ESTATE,
Headquarters for Travelling Men.
F inancial A gent ,
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
Tillamook, Oregon.
Comfortable Beds and Accommodation
a
HttagftfK Invective« seemed to bare
pluyed a proiulueut part In the plain-
titT'a married life.
The htiRbaiid was on the stand un-
■tergoluK a grueling crow examination.
The examining attorney said "You
have testified that your wife on one
occasion threw cayenne pepper In your
face. Now. Hr, kindly tell us what you
did on that occaRlou."
Tbe wlrneas hesitated and looked
confused. Every oue exiiected that be
was about to confeas to some sb*wklug
uct of cruelty. But their b*ipea were
shattered when he Anally blurted out:
"I sueezed?"—Everybody's.
c- HAWK»
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
The Best Hotel.
A First Class lable.
Oregon.
R A. D. PERKIN8,
—
RESIDENT DENTIST.
Office in Sturgeon’s Building.
C. S. Rtkinson.
All Work Guaianteed.
OKEGOi
TILLAMOOK.
MOWERS
McCormick
RESIDENT DENTIST,
RAKES,
How He Remembered.
A dlffdent young Koaeville man went
to a fmrty
If you are diffident your
self and know Imw hard It Is to re-
member names when you meet a
crowd of strange and lovely ladles
you will be able to understand why It
«'lie that 1 be young man's deuce card
read as follows:
L Twomep-Helen.
I "«He—Hkrry’e friend.
1 Twoetep—Tall girl.
«. Walt«- i lol«»
s. T«-oelep-8«ell eye«.
«. Wall»—Fluffy heir.
I. r«roeiep— utile 01 u«
a W ah«-beauty »pot
a Twoetep-Jin« rlbOOM.
H l Walts-Helen.
- Newart N«wa.
J~}R. P. J. SHARP,
and
V
Office across the street frotr th
Court House.
Dr. Wise’s office.
Osborne Tidders,
STUDEBAKER,
WAGONS AND BUGGIES,
SAROHET.
L . The Fashionable T m I
Cleaning, Pressing and Ref*
ing a Specialty.
GRAIN
WHITE RIVER FLOUR.
Ths Bast Bread
Store in Heins Fhotogfpl1*
Gallery.
Makar cn the Market
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L and O f pick B usinbm
A SPBCIAl-rT.
/-AOWING
Courting a Bella
"WouM II be any barm to deceive
her about my age»" Inquired the elder
ly millionaire.
“ITobably not."
“I'm sixty.. How would It do to cow
fess to fiftyr
"I think voor chance« would be het-
ter with her It you claimed Seventy-
fire."— Kansas city Journal
The Pleasanter Route to Ruin.
"Dvoopertty has ruined many a man
"No doubt, but If | «ere siren any
choke In the matter I'd rather tie
mined by pmoperlty than by adverui
ty The proceea la more enjoyable."-.
Chicago Boot
Truth.
In troubled waters you can scarce
Th. Tnt «* Salesmanship,
•re your face or see It very little till
Anybody can sed gruida uvervbndv
ibe waler tie quiet and stand still. Ho
want*, hot ft take. * real nMlMn tu
la troubled time« you can *.«■ lit its
I dlapi-we of -.rnwom« that evewhodv
truth
When time« are quiet »nd set
ought to want.-Detroit Ere« Cren
tled. then truth apt «ears Neklen
C, S. ATKINSON,
R oom 334 W o » c «» tkw Bciimsv,
T hi «» *sn CM*
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m Next to the U 8. Land • )■«*•
FOR I LAN D, OKf*’01''
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rporanroa
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General Machinists & Blacksmiths.
1
Boiler W«rk. Ucger’fl W»rk art He.ry Forgim».
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th lamook ,
Work a Sgeeialty.
OREGON.
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SON,
INSURANCE. FIRE.
MARINE. ACCHW1’
BONDS, Etc-
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T illamook
Both Phones
< Tillamook Iron Works
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LAWYERS.
Both Phones
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