Tillamook headlight., June 30, 1910, Image 3

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TllaLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JUNE 30. 1910.
Our F»w Real Needs.
As civilization and culture make peo­
ple more prosperous and more comfort­
able they are prone to forget how few
and simple their real needs are. We
A Penny Saved Is Good Money. need sleep, but not much of It. and
Congressman William O. Barnard of most of ua are asleep exactly when
Newcastle aud E D. Crumpacker of we ought most of all to be awake. Wte
need food, but It is not necessary that
Valparaiso are the only Republican
food should be vunulugly disguised
members of the house from ludlaaa.
with a thousand device« to tickle the
Naturally each rei-elv«*s a great
many calls from ludiana Republicans Jaded aud surfeited palate, fur the
outside of their owu districts, says maiu trouble is that we eat to«» much
aud not too little. We need clothes to
tbe Washingtou Star.
Tbe other afternoon a iu«*ssenger car­ wear, but Hie one suit of fur that lasts
cert a I u animals all their II v «* n I s ho
ried tn Barnard's desk the card of a
visitor from a town weH down in tbe beautiful that some men spend their
whole time In search of it. We need
felt boot seetiou of the literary state.
heaven und the sense of a higher pow­
It was one of those cards with tbe
name written in purple ink without er directing our Ilve4«tnd our desti­
nies. but we siieiid most of our time
taking peu from |mper by a colored
refuting and denying the pissihlllty of
Jim tbe Feuiuan seated at a little ta­
anytbiug bigger or better than we are.
ble 011 Maine street in front of an old
We need the love of frieuds, and
fasliiouqd courthouse.
Each capital
therefore It is the more strnuge that
letter bad a lot of scrollwork altacln-d.
we should spend our time uot in im­
and tbe whole uame coulaiinal more
proving ourselves, lint in decorating
our bodies, tilling them with food and
hustling them about over the earth tn
search of ever freshiug seusatloua.—
Philadelphia Ledger.
Th« Poor Fish.
Tills melancholy tragedy happened
in Holland. A fisherman who caught
a salt herring pbi<-«-«l the tisb tn a tub
full of salt water. Every day he took
out some of the salt water aud re­
placed It with fresh. In a few days he
had the herring living In fresh water.
But. not couteut at Htopplug here, be
decided to try another plan, Every
day he took a little water out of the
tub until none was left, and the hcr-
ring was still alive, Tbe next course
was walking. In a month or so the
herring bad developed feet and learn­
ed to walk, aud be aceouifninled bls
master on his Journeys. One day as
they were crossing over a narrow
bridge the herring caught sight of the
water. Reminiscences of former days
flashed through his head. aDd be re­
solved to try the water. But while
still gazing at It be fell In. and liefore
bis master could aid him he was
drowned.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
“1 DIDN'T BAVK BCT A DOZEN
WKOTB OFF
OF
KM
swanlike curves than one would find
ou an Easter card or In tbe body of a
high priced electrk- ninslsiut.
Barnard took the card and went out
to meet a visitor wbo wore a celluloid
collar, spring bottom trousers und eitr-
ried. of course, tba Inevitable tooth­
brush aud yellow lend pencils In his
upper left hand vest pocket.
They start«*d to discuss political con­
ditions in tbe visitor's locality, but tbe
latter seemed to bare something else
preying on bls mind more than |s>ll-
ties. Finally be unburdened himself.
'That card," he la*guu—"would you
just as soon let me have it back? I
didn't have but a dozen of 'em wrote
off. aud—er. the fellow charged uie
(turfy nlgb a cent apiece for Ibe blamed
things!"
Four Horrible Exampl»».
Jerome 8. Me Wade. condemning tbe
evils of intoxication, said In tbe course
of a temperance address In Duluth:
"Colonel Ingersoll as uu example of
a drunken mau used to quote tbe case
of him who lay on bls back In a Held
and felt up In the air for the grass.
"Yon know, of course, the British
definition of Intoxication:
"Not drunk la he who from the floor
Can rise again and still drink more.
But he la drunk who prostrate lies.
Without tbe power to drink or riae.
“Tbe Canadian idea of a thorough
ly drunken |>erson is one who tries to
smell the flowers In the car|»et
“Another example of total drunken­
ness came to my utteution recently.
"Three New York men after a pro­
tracted evenhig at tbe club took a taxi
cab and drove to the residence of
Stiiilb. one of their number.
"They rung the I h *II. and wheo Mrs.
Smith put her bend out of tbe window
they said In a thick chorus:
"‘Will Mrs. Smith—hie—please come
down aud-bic—pick out ber bus
bund? ”
Th» Verdict.
Tbe lecture was over, and the ren­
tieman wbo did tbe talking nt rn I imi
his ears as he followed tbe audience
out of the hull to gather in. »0 fur as
he could, what sort of an Impresshta
be bad made. As he drew near to the
doorway two old gentlemen w ho were
making their way out Just abend of
biro rendered a verdict.
"Well. Bankside." said one of them,
“wbat did yon think of it?”
“I've heard worse.” said Rnukslde.
“Did you think It was at all llhitni-
nating?” asked tbe other.
"In an old fashioned way. ye.».” re­
plied the venerable Bankable.
“I don't quite catch yonr |x»iut.”aald
tbe questioner.
"Why, It was Illuminating, but It
struck me as having more gas than
electricity alxiut It,” explained the
critic.—Judge.
The First Telegraph Lins.
After the formal opening of tbe first
telegraph line built for commercial
ptirjioseH Ix'tweeu Washington and
Baltimore Professor Morse aud bls as-
»«H'lntes offered to sell tbe inveutlou to
the United States government for
1100.000. but I be price was conslder«*d
too high. The government had appro­
priated $30.000 toward Ibe construction
of tbe Washington Baltimore line, but
after a short |»erlod of operation Ibe
postmaster geuerul. Io wb«m ITi-aldent
Polk liad referr«*d Ibe matter, wrote.
“Although tbe Invention Is an agent
vastly su|ierl«>r to any other devised by
the genins of man. yet tbe oiwrallon
ts-tween Washington and Baltimore
lias not satisfied me that under atsv
rate of |x»sfag«* that can l»e adopted Its
revenues cau be rnude Io cover Its ex-
peudllur«*».”
Th» Onion.
The onion ha» ls-en so long In culti­
vation that Ils original form Is uot def­
initely known
There are so called
wild onions that grow iu tlie woods.
Nobody ever ta»t«o« them but oar*, and
there Is aliout I be taste no suggestion
that cultivation or anything «Ise i-ould
ever make them grateful to the human
palate. In all prolmblllty the onion 1»
Littlefield’s Happy Hit.
a native of western Asia and adjaient
Fortner KepivaeutlUire Liltleth-ld of par'» of Africa, since It Is mentioned
Maine, wbo Is now prai-th'lng law la iu old Egyptian writings aud the Pen­
New York city. Is very proud of tt»«A tateuch.
high praise be revived when as quite
a young man lie puss«-d his bar ex­
Tari Riparte».
amination.
Of Sir IVI Ulani Hnn-onrt. Diameli
One of Hie examiners was so old on«-e said In hi» nffecledly cynlcal way.
Judge whom Littlefield held in gr«*wt "He Ion tlie Ih ree exavalial >|Uatlh«-a
esteem and not a lit lie awe. Doe of tk»ua of success iu |M»llflc*~■ tine |»er-
tbe questions asked involved so intri­ sou. a loud voh-e aud uo |wliK-i|>l«m."
cate point of law upon wbk h tbe
To this «ben It was repeated to him
Judge had once written a t rent Ise »nd Hnr«*ourt rejoluwl. "leaving oot 'be
which young IJtlh-tteid bad learni-d first two < i ua 11 Ik-at tous. It might ai-
almost by heart
When be came to m«»at be applh*d to ’Dtay' himself."
answer tbe question be quoted, as
nearly as he could reraemlse. tbe
An Autobiography.
Judge'« exact «-ords.
Mrs. Chugwater—Josiah, wbat Is an
Never « blush o'erspread the brow antobkigraiffiy? Mr. Chugwater—it's
of rhe future statesman when Ibe old tbe story of a man's life writ lea »■ be
judge rallrd him up before ibe d«»s thinks It ought to be
Couldn't you
of candidate«. "Yirong mau." be said tell that from tbe word itss-tf?—Cbha-
”1 want |»uMk-ly to congratulate you go Tribane.
upon ibe way In wbk-b you bare an
•vrered this quest km
I am »maxed
A Suecos».
tbat «» young a man should bare ao
Byker-I
atttasUd
a
»u-cessful
profound a know ledge of ibe law."
•leigbt of band |»erf<*rmat»re last night
Pyker-Really' Rykrr-Tea. I leal •
eoajurvr a counterfeit half dollar, aud
bo gave me bock a good woe
T BOIT3
• A ttorney - at -L aw
Happmsa» <n SIssp.
I saw once how like sleep wss to Ilfs I
tn the deep walers. A mau wbo to my
waking eye« lo«>ked cold and starved
and ragged sat upon one of tbe benches
on the embankment. He was sleep­
ing. aud I knew from bis face that
then at least be did uot couut bltuaelf
miserable. But presently a policetunu
came aud shook the sleiqier Into wak­
ing life. Then all the violence of tbe
world seemed to be lei loose u|»ou this
wreck of a man. He «book and blink­
ed his eyes aud breathed with heavy
spasms. It was Just as when a flsli
1» caught out of tbe deplb of the sea
and suddenly cast Into a basket
I
have steu mackerel shake aud gasp
like this poor man suddenly caught up
out of tbe uatlve depths of sleep. Or
If you think that a fish thus dying is
ouly an amusing aud not a painful
sight then think of what It might l»e
if some giant of fable could catch ua
up out of our native air into tbe s|iace
between the star«. Would we uot will-
luglv sink back ngain Into tbe depth
of nlr? So It Is wheu the loud world
lets us glide down Into aleep.—Loudon
Outlook.
MANUFACTURING
Walking.
The Almighty has not freighted the
foot with ■ single superfluous |mrt.
Every Inch of every foot la meant for
use. When a man walks In tbe right
way. R|»eaklng literally, tbe back of tbe
heel strike« tbe ground tint. Then tbe
rest of tbe heel com«*« down, after
which tbe outer edge of tbe foot takes
the bulk of the burden until tbe for
ward movement shifts tbe weight to
tbe ball of the foot and finally to the
toes The id «ml step Is ■ slightly rock
Ing motion. At no time should the en
tire foot lie pnmsed against the ground
II«*el to toe 1« tbe movement. Try It
and see how much farther and more
easily you can walk. It's the Indian's
way. and what |s»or L<» doesn't know
alx»ut footwork «-an go Into tbe discard
Taxes paid for non
iu office.
Residents.
Office opposite Post Office.
make a specialty
Both phones.
ICE
CARL HABERLACH
and
Storing all kinds of Perish
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Jicutevltcv o\t>iixiiiiit,
able Articles
Office actos» the street and north Iro
the Post Offi«x.
UJe also make
Mokatil Pure Food lee Cream
EORGE WILLETT
It’s all Cream, Cold and Suiect
A ttornky - at -L aw .
Next to Tillamook County
Bank,
Plant : Corner 1st and 3rd Hvenue,
Hi» Nam« In th» Directory.
“Otte funny thing I have learned
about human nature." said the drug
store cashier. "la the habit many pe<>-
pie have of marking their owu uames
in the city directory. They do that le­
va use the dirwtory is the only place
where their uames ever get luto print,
and It has such a fascluatlou for them
that they cuu't resist calllug atteutlon
to It. A funny old mau who Ilk»*« to
talk tells me that he has made special
trlpa io different parts of the city Just
to mark bls name In the directories of
the neighborhood. He puts a little
cross I d red Ink before It. I ask«*d him
wbat good It did. He said none | k » hm I
bly. although be la a teacher of lun
guagee and may get a few calls on ac-
couut of that qt«*er advertisement
But his Is an exceptional ease. Not
ntauy |>eraone spend time aud mouey
hunting city directories, but every
time they happen to see « new one
they can't belp looking up their uame»
and putting some kind of • mark
around them."—New York Sun.
Mansfield’s Coaching.
“Richard Mansfield," raid an actress
wbo played In bls company, "wan a
great teacher. t»ut terribly relentless
1 shall never forget a time when I was
playing with him In Tbe First Vio­
lin.' I could uot, strive frantically as
I would, do the thing be wanted He
wus gentle at first, und then, iiendstlng
In my failure, be Itegau to lash and
whip an«l sting me with his word»
until 1 thought I should bare to run
away. In agony of lm|»otent des|s-ra
tlon I cried out:
“’I cannot! Oh, I cannot!’
“Mr. Mansfield threw up his band»
In a gesture of relief, and a smile play
ed about bis Him.
“ 'Why.' be raid sweetly, ‘you're do
Ing the very thing right now. No »nr
on earth could do It better' And then
I knew wbat ba meant, and those lines
were a triumph to me all that seasou*
-Detroit Fr«*e Press.
Complete set of Abstract Book
TIüLiRMOOK ICE and
COLD STORAGE CO
TIUUAMOOK, OREGON
T illamook
O regon
-
H. GOYNB,
'-«s
A ttorney - at L aw
Office : Opposite Court House,
You Use Them. T
Wß Sell Them. PHYSICIAN
illamook ,
O regon
T. BOALS, M.D.,
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
Next Door to Tillamook County Bunk
The Best Hotel
TILLAMOOK.
Oftìc© 01«on building.
Residence : Mm. Wei«»’ house, went of
Mm. Wiilker'B.
M. KERRON,
g
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
& SURGEON
PHYSICIAN &
J. P. AUbEfi, Propri«tor.
SURGEON
C oncrete B uilding .
Headquarters for Travelling Men.
Tillamcok,
Oregon.
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
A First Class Table.
R. I. M. SMITH,
Comfortable Beds and Accommodation
PHYSICIAN & BURGEON,
Olllce over J. A. Todd & Co.,
®
EYES AND TEETH. <•
You «pend from $5.m to $20.1)0 per year cn
and think nothing of it.
Which would you prefer to loose ;
g
Tillamook, Ore.
your teeth
U. HAWK,
YOUR EYES or YOUR TBRTH ?
§
s
Your eyes can l»e looked after from $1.00 to about $8.00,
and this will l»e the total expense for about 3 to
5 year«, and often a great deal longer.
Rememlier you can get NEW TEETH, but not NEW
EYES. What VALUE do you place on YOUR
EYE8 ? What (>er cent of insurance would you
pay to keep them a« good as at present ?
Make yourself a ’Xmaa. present of a pair of glasses?
All work guaranteed to be satisfactory in every respect.
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
BAY CITY, OREGON.
R. BEALS,
REAL ESTATE,
F inancial A gent
Dr. . Henry
xión» jr E.
c,. Auxui
Morris
y 13.
Tillamook, Oregon
R. A. D. PERKINS,
RESIDENT DENTIST,
C. S. Atkinson
Olile« in Sturgeon'» Building.
All Work Guaranteed.
TILLAMOOK.
McCormick
—New York Pre««.
A Lesson With Hi» Autograph.
An admirer once wrote to Ixiwell de
M-rtblug bls antogrsph collwtlon »nil
concluding with tbe remark. “I would
be much obliged for your autograph."
The reply came, brarlng with It a h*s
sou on tlie corroct use nf the words
“would" and "abould." wbk-b d«*eply
Impressed Itself on tbe roiud of tbe re­
cipient. The respouae read:
MOWERS
and
j JR. P. J. SHARI
RAKES,
Osborne Tidders,
STUDEBAKER,
WAGONS
Pre). do not ear n«real«er. ”1 would be
obliged''
If you would be obllgml b»
obliged and hav» don« with It
lay. "I
should bv'obllged." end obllg» your» truly.
JAMES RIMELL LOWELU
AND
The Best Bread
DENTIST
RESIDENT
Office across the street fruit- the
Court House.
Dr. Wise’s office.
8 A ROH EV,
. The Fashionable Tailor
BUGGIES,
Cicauing, Prtssiug and Repair
ing a Specialty.
GRAIN
WHITE RIVER FLOUR
A Remodeled Text.
“Perhaps Xuu could (»reach ua • sur-
mon about tbe contUrlon <X things In
our town." rays tbe resident pastor ta
tbe visiting 00». "Ss loons, gambling
houses aud tbs like run wide o|»eo all
tbe time, and ths oOkeni pay uo atten
tlon to them.”
“Yes.“ agr«*es the visitor; “I might
take as my text. 'Tlieve's so arrant for
tbs wicked.’"—Judge.
OREGON
Sture in Heins Phutographic
Gallery.
Maker cn the Market
L and Omca B l » im km
A HFBLiALTV.
ROWING
C, S. ATKINSON,
A
I'huM A
I «0M
CO WING
LAWYERS
H im > m 334 Woicurr«« H vilihm «*,
T hibo arm O ak Bra Birra
Room Neat to th« U N. L mim I
Both Phones
PORTLAND, ORRBON.
J^/£RS. ALICIA PHELPS
GRADUATE NURSE,
»
1 Tillamook Iron Works «
4
rooraiKToe
*
General Machinists & Blacksmiths
Boiler Werk, L«*ger*a Werk and Heavy Forgiag
Flee lachiee Werk a Npeelalty.
TILLAMOOK
OREGON
I
MRS.
PAGE’S
HOUSE
TILLAMOOK,
ORE
andall a
bridge ,
trow
R
INSURANCE. FIRE,
MARINE.
ACCIDENT,
BONDS, Etc
T illamook ,
O rfgon
Both Phones.