Tillamook headlight., May 19, 1910, Image 4

THE SPEED OF NO RETURN.
A BROKEN ENGAGEMB it .;
Ths Romine, That Kept Chw(w J
'¡era Sing Is All His LU«.
Cburies VRUer*. long tbe “htkgj
tbe bouse of commons." :irvw
ried. but he was tbe hero y , !
mance which Is described |a J
••Reminiscences and Correspond»^*
Mme. Olga NorUcoff" as bavin,
all bls life.
Villiers was once on tbe ere of ..
rying a very rich spinster rb»
however, was Imprudent etioig^
day to say to ber tlauce that sb»
very well be only wanted to q ».
ber tnouey and not herawt
Villiers' artstwrutlc dignity
footed Itself He
" took
hi» bal
x'k hi*
bat. bi
to the lady and sa id that uh*
remark there could be uo iuutv ¿^1
tiou of marriage between theta (J
he went.
Strungelv enough, tbe deserted ak
ster spent tbe next thirty years iu[n’
Ing In vain to see him to mak»n
He never came near her or gave *
a chance of coming near blut "jg
do you know." remarked Lady (¡n^
wbo lold me tbe story, “she stlil i«,
him and cherishes bls memory."
i
"Ob. that Is charming! Quite , J
man«*!“ 1 exclaimed. "Tell the ig,
to lunch with me tomorrow." Wesg,
acquainted. "Charles Villiers is ty,
Ing."
Lady Gilbert delivered my mesaa^
The two old people met at my boltH
after wbicb the lady humbly in»
Charles Villiers to call on her. He*
cepted the Invitation. When «-e «*■
alone together she said: "Ro ja ■
know. Sime. N'orlkoff. he Is not In th Bl
least altered after all these years. Eh
Is exactly tbe same In looks and mn
ners."
Of that of course. 1 could huv« k
opinion. But surely th'rty years 1»»
fore tbe old Charles Villiers tuna
tter half bent nor half birnd Bo»M
ever, tbe old time friendship
n 11
newed and lasted until tbe hdyi
death a few years later.
She left him the greatest part of b«,
very great fortune. Charles Vilhen
became very rich tn money, bet »H
fortunately he was then very rich li
years also.
Valecity a Body Muat Hava to Laav*
Earth «nd Nover Como Back.
There are a great many odd terms io
Donned Official Clothes to Work i oclence none of wbkb baa a title so
weird as tbe sp«*«l of no return. Thia
Their Victims.
means tbe velocity a body must have
In leaving tbe earth in order for it
never to come back. U bus been accu­
CLEVER RUSSIAN SWINDLERS. rately worked out and is found to be
•bout seven miles a socond. Now,
, though thia speed has never been ob-
Ths Plausibls Old Military Man Who
, talned by artificial means on tbe earth,
Mads a St. P«tsrsburg Jswslsr Whom
■till it is interesting to uote tbe theory
Hs Robbsd Aet as His Accomplice
as regards the further actions of tbe
T h « Energetic Pslics Agents.
body. It would continue outward in a
N'owtiere 1« a uniform ith*re |mtent curved line uutil it wus controlled by
thau In Kti«in ami mat fact bus more balancing forces, mulnly tbe eurth.
than oner lieeu utilized by ewludler* moou and aun. In such a way as to
muke it have an orbit of Its own. So
in t h-ii «faring «qaratloua
Some years ago a Jeweler on tbe • it would go on revolving forever Just
Nev«ki l,r<e.|iekt of St I'etemi.urg re as any other planet.
Although this spiq-d has never been
«wived a visit one siluny aftermsiu
troio an old and «le«-re|Ht offl. er iu tbe obtained by artiUcial means, it is
uniform of a general The old gentle­ found in uature on tbe earth, and its
man wa« assl*te«l from.his carriage Io application has a great deal to do with
the con lit ei by an altenlive fasHman In animal life on our planet. As is well
livery. The ainlilng Jeweler l*celved known. It is a pet theory of the scien­
him with the d«,fereta-e due to his rank tists that tbe earth Is losing Its atmos­
ami Hi-coiiimodiited him with a chair phere. Just as the moon has already
The gentleman iiad come to <-h<sise a lost bera. on account of the wou«lerful
vlbratloual sjieed of tbe molecules of a
biri Inlay present for his wife.
'J*he tradesman dis|»layed bls most gas. Hydrogeu gas Is known to have a
molecular velocity cf over tbe neces­
raluaiile «-ollars ami tiaras Tbe vet
sary amount, and It la a startling
Al
prim lingered over them lovingly
last he made cboli-e <»f a roetly FIJÍI proof of tbe theory that no free hydro­
gen 1« found in our atmosphere. The
■ nd lutimated lhat It would meet bis
theory is that this gas on being set
|Mir|a«se.
free rises on account of its lightness
Tremblingly the old soldier sought In
and when it gets to tbe outside edge
Why Roosevelt Interests Europe. his breast for his iMa-ketlaaik He had of our ocean of air Is left behind on
sallied forth without it. Tbe dlstip-
Americans have been amazed | iHilntmeiit of both shopman and cus­ one of its Jumps, tbe earth going for­
at the reception given Theodore tomer was acute The general, how- ward at a great rate itself, something
Roosevelt abroad. It seems incom-' ever, was not a strategist without re- like eight mil«* a second.
As tbe eartb gradually lost its at­
preliensible that Europe, with its1 aotiree. With a|a>logles he asked for
mosphere it would become colder and
repose and self-sufficiency, should writing materials and essayed to pen
give so enthusiastic a reception! a letter to his home The excitemeut colder on account of Its Inability to
EXPORT BEER
bold tbe heat received from tbe sun.
to any American citizen, whatever netlng it|K>n his palsied hands made his and all animal and vegetable life
KAISER BLUME.
writing Illegible. The Jeweler was In
his worth.
would cease. This has already hap­
des|iair. 'The old man sighed and re­
But
a
Leipsic
publisher
makes
pened to the moon, its temperature
Unsurpassed, Non-Intoxicating.
marked
upon
the
sad
consequence««
of
the mystery clear. Alfred Walter
never rising above zero, though the
campaigns. 'The Jeweler was tciuvked
von Heymel, a keen observer who
sun shines on it for two weeks at a
MALT TEA.
He had an inspiration.
has been studying America, says
time.
| "Will your excellency permit me to
It is needless to say that even If this
that
Europe
likes
Roosevelt
so
tre
­
STAR BREWERY
write the Instruction to your dh’ts- ■peed could be obtained by a cannon
mendously because he is the typi­ i tiou?"
cal American. He represents to ’ ’The general was delighted and most ball or other comparatively small body
tbe friction with tbe air on its way
Europe the real significance of gratefully s<-«'ept«*d tbe offer,
would Immediately burn it up. Just aa
this big, fresh, energetic land; he
On the business |iu|>er of hb> (Irra the tbe «booting stars we see are burned
STALKED BY VULTURES.
typifies its power, its virtues and Jeweler wrote tbe stumbling words of up before reaching tbe earth. So If
its faults; he is unique, as America tbe veteran:
BOTTLED BY THE
tbe visiting of tbe moon ever takes While a Man Trailed a Buck ths SM
l*sr Anna — I have need of money.
is unique, and Europe welcomes
Followed the Man.
place It will bave to be accomplished
Please take s.ono rubles from my safe and
“I met with a curious and not iksfl
in a carriage with very thick sides
this man Roosevelt with open arms. return
by bearer, ixivingly yours.
“All over the United States,”
and made of a material whose melting gether pleasant experience," writes a M
IVAN
The general's own footman w - bh dls- I point la very high.—New York Tribune. Anglo-Indian corres|»ondent who ba
says von Heymel, “I have met
done a good deal of large aud lul O
modified types of Roosevelt, Tliis Pt>”'bed with the note. Tbe old man
game shooting In India, "when 1 wu ,
is the new man for whom we looked
admiring tlie Jewels until In due
A POLISH WEDDING.
one day stalking a black buck. Be ■
to the New World. A new type of rourw I he servant returned with the
Noda Water». Slpthon», Bartlett Mineral Water.
tween me and my quarry lay a lirp
fi.noo rubles. The tiara was laiuglit
Fun and Profit Strangely Mingled In
man—a man who was not merely
and |>ftid for. The Jeweler escorled Illa I
flat field of black cotton soil bordetd
the Festivities.
a money seeker or an inventer or
by a very low. straggling aud thlnlj ||
distinguished client to the carriage and
A
wedding
among
tbe
Poles
may
cer
­
a preacher, but a man of many stood bowing as he drove away.
growing hedge of small babul itm ■
tainly be said to bold its own among
sides, eager to do things, and
That evening when the Jeweler re­
My ouly way to get a shot was to eras ■
tbe mors entertaining of marriage cus­
equipped to do things well.
this, keeping the bushiest tree betvm I
turned to his home bls wife asked w hy
toms. There fun and profit are strange­
“It is the originality of the Amer, be liad withdrawu so large a suui from
ly mingled in tbe marriage festivities, me and the buck, which bad not mud
ican which
ivuii
«men impresses
iiiiprcsBcis uh
us, , unci
and we ¡the
«i fainlly safe.
for tbe bride depends upon tbe wed­ to brow se on and was therefore seldoa
are all the more eager to see the) "What ■umF* asked tbe shopkeeper
ding festival for ber dowry and rarely motionless. I proceeded to do tbe bu-
American preserve that originality In sarprlae.
falls to get enough to enable ber to dred yards on tbe tint of my stomach '
This on loose, bard baked black cottas I
"Why. tbe 5.0U0 rubles you sent for
in every walk of life. Roosevelt
begin housekeeping with comfort.
dares to be himself at all times and this afternoon."
After tbe wedding feast a dance is soil was no Joke. I pushed my rifle os ■
"Five thouxand rubles! 1 dou't un-
under all conditions, and the Ameri­
In order, and at that dance every man ahead Then, wriggling past It until the H
del-stand."
can can only realize himself when
who would distinguish himself must muzzle was near my knee, I would pas
"Heavens, here's your letter!"
once in tbe evening st least claim the It on In front again, aud so on.
he is genuine.”
The wife produced the letter In the
"Progress was slow, and I was ■ E
This is an excellent sermon, wi th jeweler's own handwriting upon the bride for a partner. Tbe honor of
, —
absorbed
that I failed to observe sbsd-
dancing with ber. however, is not to
Will make the season of 1910 nt Easter’s old stand in Tilla­ Roosevelt as a text The leaa Jeweler’s own business uote paper, and be obtained lightly. Tbe aspirant must ows crossing and recrosslug my path ■
America
apes
Europe,
the
more be for tbe first time realized that tbe
mook City until June 15tli, anti from June 15th at Nehalem as
and circling around until 1 bad float B
Americans dare to be themselves, ' rommou tin me of Anna aud tbe com­ win tbe privilege and pay for it.
some fifty yards. Then the whlrrlif S
ong as necessary. For terms apply to
In
one
corner
of
tbe
room
tbe
moth
­
the greater respect our country and mon name of Ivan were respectively
er of tbe bride has taken up ber posi­ of wings attracted my ears, and at ■
BEALS, Nehalem Horse Company.
our people will gain from the Old those of himself and bls wife as well
tion with a plate in her lap. The wise most at tbe same moment a vulttna St
as
of
tbe
palsied
otlieer
aud
Ills
vision-
World. We have the elements that
woman has chosen that plats careful­ landed on the ground Dot twenty yartl |
Europe lacks, as Europe has the ary spouse
away,
1 looked up. Tbe air wm
I The jeweler bad pakl for tbe officer’s ly. It Is made after tbe plan of an
repose and culture that we lack, but
eating bouse coffee cup and could not alive with these repulsive looklxf
tiara.
are slowly «leveloping. It is not.
Justly be described as frail.
birds Then it (lushed across ine that
| <Jf tbe Mine genre, though dllTerlug
strange that Europe sees Roosevelt, I lu ^idl.
Tbe gallant who wishes to dance I was being stalked! Doubtless tbe*
'In detail, was smaller swindle perjie-
with tbe bride—and. aa has been said, birds were attracted by my extra»
“with all his faults” as the ideal trat«*<1 ujaiu a Jeweler hi St. I’eti-ra
American.—The Cleveland Plain burg. The mystery surrounding the all are In bonor bound to do so—must dlnary method of procedure and mis­
pull out a piece of silver and throw It took me for a wounded or dying mu
Dealer.
cotuiMMition of the srcrM serrh-e fbrv* I
into tbe plate. Not until be has suc­ making a final effort to reach sons
is
tbe
moat
efftvtive.
t«a>.
In
tbe
hands
Has established a |M*nnanen
ceeded
in breaking or chipping that shady spot. Tbta was especially posto
Chamberlain’s Liniment.
w
|of the intelligent ItuaMlan criminal
Agency in
Thia is a new preparation
and a Ou tbe Grande Morvkala I* one of the almost invincible piece of crockery ble. aa the experience occurred Is *
. .
___
For Stomach Trouble, Sluggish
good one. It
I in especially
_
2__
TILLAMOOK COUNTY
valuable
moat magnlticeut Jewelry atoroa In bus be won tbe bonor be seeks. Few famine district where deaths by tto
Liver and Habitual Constipation. For their piano*. 25 year guarantee, as a cure for chronic and muscular Europe,
the house of Fnulierge. To It succeed In making an Impression upon wayside were not Infrequent. By look­
rheumatism, and for the relief from
tbe plate for less than a sum equal to ing up I bad evidently shown myaaK
It cures by aiding aZ/ of the and warranted to withataud any pain which it affords in acute in­ one day drove up a splendidly ap 00
cents of our money.
to tbe buck, for be wss now off at fall
flammatory rheumatism.
Those pointed equipage. In wbh-b were seat-
digestive organa—gently stimu» climate.
Tbe money thus accumulated goes to tilt. I therefore took pot shot at th»
who have used it have invariably ed two ladles. The ladl«* desi-ended
Coui{>oaite
Hell
Metal
Frame.
late* the liver and regulates the
tbe bride and not unusually amounts
Three Strings.
Octaves. Price, spoken of it in the highest terms st Fsuberges and were revel red au to seventy-five or one hundred dollars, vulture at twenty yards, but did sat
«»f praise. • laune
l>ack.
lame customers of distinction, The older
bowels—the only wsy that $35(Uill Piano on exhibition.
allow for tbe sighting sufficiently aad
shoulder and stiff neck are due to lady iutnalui-ed herself as
the wife of even where tbe crowd Is apparently missed him. Tbe thought of betofl
chronic constipation can be
MISS FLORENCE EVENS,
rheumatism of the muscles, usually
as poor as It can well be. This sum In waited for by s flock of vultures wbfla
Agent
brought on by exposure to cold «>r ■ welt kuown ata teams u revest ly re a rural district of Poland Is enough to
cured. Especially recommended
very much slh-e sod well wss. to saf
Gua Kume House,
damp, and are quickly cure«! by ttirued from abroad. She explaiui-d
for
women and
children.
2nd Ave. E.
\V. J. Garrett’s applying thia liniment freely and that she bad been authorized by her start tbe young couple fairly In house­ tbe least, uncanny."—Pall Mall O
keeping
—
Detroit
Free
Press.
Clears blotched complexions.
setts.
Phone.
massaging the effected
i parts,
__ __ busband to cbtsise ■ collar of dia-
Soreness of the muscles, whether
hether 1 moods. The Jeweler spread before ber
Pleasant to toks. Rstuss substituts».
induced b;
2 '_..l excercise
_____ 2__ or, tbe gems of bls collection.
An Unsafe Bird.
’Z
The Bird’s Tail.
injury, is allayed
llayed by thia
this liniment.
, much
nn,.h hesitation tbe i lady
. h .
“How did the new parrot turn ontf
Sold by Chas. I. Clough. |
After
pick
­
la bls "Story of tbe Birds" JsasU
For sale at Iaaiuar*a drug store.
"Ob. he's a fine talker, but I'm aw­ Newton Basket! says: To a slight tr
ed one of tbe most expensive, but to
ber dismay tbe prk-e exceeded that fully afraid I can't keep bitn.*'
tent in some birds tbe tall may to
"Why notr
Tha" Thre*
(suggested by ber husband. Tbe sale*
used as a rudder, but where the wisfl
"He used to live In • medical col­ is perfected turning is effected wltl a
* Honey and I ar lias been mao dreaded to lotie ao profitable a
a householdI favorite for all ail- customer could
lege,
and
tbe
students
taught
him
a
You awake with a mean, nasty I
very scant tall. Tbe use of tbe uB
not madam olitaln
uients of the throat, chest and -- - -
- •
taste in the mouth, which reminds
lung* For‘‘infant,r'an«i',child"r"n ,h*
°f •>" •leeltoncy's bua- whole lot of professional terms. I was always has more reference to tbs W
The valued family re­
you that your stomach ia in a bad
it is beat and safest aa it contains ’’,n'*
Purvt”1’»- The lady med I I so mortified tbe other night. That and down movement a than to the lat­
rich Miss Morris was calling on us. eral. It cornea Into play In aligbtMfl
condition. It should also remind
cipes lor cough and cold
no opiates an«i no hai infill drugs. ;,«,ed "“’l •• imgtb beggrd permtsalon
None genuine but Foley’s Honey | •” drive to tbe office of ber husband's and somebody asked ber to sing. You (as a brake* or In rising (as a klteilto
you that there ia nothing so good
cure, liniments, tonics and
know what a voice she baa! Well, surface« and is used dexterously W
and Tar in the yellow package, i ministry—the distance waa not great­
tor a disordered stomach m
other remedies have
as
Refuse substitutes. C. I. Clough, j to show blm the «-vllar and gain bls sbe sang a long French ballad for us. tbe soaring birds In balancing tbe»
Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver
careful attention here as
permiasioa to buy It. Her companion and tbe Instant sbe finished tbe last selves against varying currents of air.
Tablets.
t ,
the most intricate prescrip­
would remain tn the shop during ber verse that dreadful bird screeched
Do It Now.
Tkvy build s* ths syiSaoa, assist nature
Vhloroform her" "-Cleveland Plain
tions.
Now is the time to get ri«1 of vour absence aa a hostage. The Jeweler waa Dealer.
IV rvstorv natural cmm BM ows . and ara M I
rheumatism. You can «1«» so by
with tbe suggeetloe.
gaatto in tkeuectusa that «sa hardly rraL
applying Chamberlain** Iunement. I Tb* tody departed In ber carriage.
Our fresh, high grade
¡••J • wadtotaa was Ukan Ck ans h ar i ain's i
Lack of Originality.
TakUte are sold every »tors. Pries tie ■
Nine cases out of ten are simply llme passed-quarter of aa bour. half
drugs will help to make
Says s Philadelphia physician: “The
muscular rheumatism <lue to cold . aa bour. three-quarter* of aa boar
■
these remedies more effet-
I
rheumatism
StaMeoly there rushed Into the shop utter lack of originality in tbe human
tive thau ever.
\ »du to the vt|{oroua application of •
„ .»a- _
. mind vexes me Even tbe insane ant
I
this liniment. Trv it
You are’*
P“'W
wbo announced
not original In tbelr delusions and ma
certain to be delighted with the!,b*‘,r •n,bort'.T ,nd «bowed tbrir offl nias, but they can be divided into
Right prices are also
qttK-k relief which it affords. Sold ‘
I*«*!«*« They asaured tbe aetoo-
assured.
«•iaaere. and each claaa has its one lit­
■ at Umar'i dru» »tore.
tobrd Faulierge that be bad been
tle uniform and unvarying set of aber
swindled Tbe Jeweler trembled. He
rations The Insane cannot b- other
The High Coat Of Living.
prvdw-ed bis boat age Tbe detective«
I .nerraaes
Increases me
the pnce
price of many seised npoo ber Pnxeatlng. she waa than imitative and commonplace.'*
CLOUGH,
neccesaities witnout improving
improvtni the
‘
I necceaaitiea
busrird luto a back and driven sway
^‘>•*7’• Honey an«T Tar
i quality, roiev ■
to tbe police office.
ReHable Druggist.
matains its high stsndard of ex-
It was the laat tbe Jeweler saw of
tellence and its great curative
qualities without any increase in tbe woman, tbe police agents or tbe
Foley Kidney Pills contain in co*t It is the liest remedy fori d la mood* Tbe detective* were tb*
1« sever Mila and la
to l.,kr
concentrated form ingredients of coughs, colds, croup, whotiping' ■•oacbmao and tbe footman of tbe
and all ailments of the brilltoot equipage, wbo bad changed
•’ to sqaally votuaMo few chltrM It . established therapeutic value for «ough
throat,
chest snd
lung* The sen
srn ;
rout. cheat
and lunga.
tonxtea tor ha curve eves a larwe M< • the relief aud curt of all kidney tn
their ctotbea and returned to raaeu* i
Itos cMiaed wurhL
aa J bladder ailments. C I. Clough. urne ia in a yellow package. Re tbelr sccompiTc*.
I
fuse substitute* C I Clough.
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