Tillamook headlight., March 31, 1910, Image 7

TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MARCH 31. 1910
f Two Friendly Tele-
ph Operators
TOM CARLTON.
flu. by Am«ricMU t'reFa Asso­
ciativa, j
teb»grupb station 12. Bui-
was lairnd
His station
bust tiiiu. and he ionge<l for
__ _____ Fto talk tu
He cnlhd Hip
Kaufman lot a nelghlsiring statl-m.
wtHMta atsfiiHliitsiu e he had made over
the wire »ome time liefore.
arc von busy?"
V you?"
■bl busy holding my cliulr
K!i!i!r a novel.”
It l»yv*
r'dL't north.”
You don’t read
mn that, do you?
I thought
Iseworih wrote for women
ihi *’
Few momenta this rame: “I
mil' li ttviion
WI ipii I do 1
id lliinly. Hail t’aine and
favorite
athletic
____ ^Bnu i*v> In for foot bn II?"
>1 never leurned tlie grime”
“When we meet some autumn I’ll
tell you Homellilug «bout It
Nothing
frit*»««*» mi- so much «« a tim* pnnt
I.think you'll like It too
¿’No: I don't think so I’m not much
on nlllMtlcs anyway
I'lctures anti
WPsIc taflt me Ix-tter"
“ruvaffitli you there, I’m fond ot
both. IR'biy the violin, Do you play
any Instrument?"
"Th» harp."
“I love tlie
harp __
But with the ex-
.... __
eftitlon -of streei musicians I've gen
»rally fiRtml the girls lake to I he harp
rather- than men. I've always fancied
I bat the rlri I should tie up to would
burp.”
“Tlutt s. >? I should like my partner
to play the violin."
Theft* | wan a slight pause, after
which Klei a-ked. "Aren't you coming
way soon?"
I think I'll ever get off. If I do
■to go in tile fall so thin yon
*r me how to kick football
i to be so bent on doing so "
on can Instill into me a taste
Edge worth and that sort ot
r ntqCllIVD THS GIRL AT LAST.
_je rending.
That's the only
aliont you I fancy I won’t like If
er meet."
, you'll rind me manly enough!
fear for Iluit.”
this juucture Kauf said that
one was coining, ami Ute din
ceased
t Is a sample of the chnts the
peixtors had over the wire, but a
stun II one They got to telling
other . ......
their Joys aud their sor-
Kief said one tiny over tile wire:
«li. Kauf. I could express aytnpa-
in well «s you I feel It nil. but I
get it out " Kief |Hisnr«*rd ver-
traits that Kauf appreciated, and
te two, though they lud uever
became fast friends.
» day Kief was offered a leave,
•r had not lieeti aimwit from duty
tree years
lie had not wanted
But with that bit of rlblion just ,
ll from Hie Instrument liefore his
lie HUdcrwent a «u-ldeii change |
hr had no friends to go to
Uta to.tiiH-ta were not toward
ins. he wisiki accept the vacation
irdlly offered aud make the incut
L tils books said that a change
good for a man's soul.* and he
Id come bark refreshed In mind
body He loved the send view» of
oa IX for they signified home,
the chatigefeas toouoiooy "f the
sides tad grown a little optirrsa-
Ince the arrival of IS
I
ftwe ticking beck an acceptance to
home office be let bta finger fall
j the Instrument for a moment.
king the band of bls friend, as It
then I'm to do the same for yoa Too
bad. though, for I'd thought we might
go off together. Odd. Isu't It? I feel
you're the best friend I've got to tbe
world—about tbe only oue. for that
matter—for we've wired uo eud ot
personal gossip aud ambltlou. and our By CARL SCHOFIELD. Special Carrs
«pondant.
tastes run «bout tbe aauie way. aud
it Is too early yet to form any Idea
yet I've never seen you and don't
know whether you re abort or tall, as to bow far a certalu elemeut aumug
lean or fat. hen then or a Y. M. C. A. former Union soldiers will go in their
or whether your inustai be ta still to opposition to tbe reveptiou on tbe part
sprout or your white hair it dropplug of cougress of the statue of General
out from old age Queer woi Id. Isu't Robert E. Lee. which already has Its
it. Kauf? But say. I believe I'll run place in statuary hall. There is not
down and spend my vacation with
likely to l>e any organized movement
you. There's uo other place I can
among
tbe Union veterans. Only here
think of. aud we cau see how each
other looks uud talk and smoke and"— aud there do tbe more tiery ones let It
There was a quick, protesting click. be known that they do not relish such
“Don't you do It. Kiefer What is your a statue being iu the collection.
uame anyway—the whole of it? Kiefer
Objections to Confsderat« Uniform.
Is so—so unceremonious and blunt
Lately complaint has beeu made of
But about the vacation. You must n t the fact that tbe Confederate uniform
visit me now—mustn't. Why. It's Illi
I is shown iu the figure, and those who
possible! 1—1 haven't the accommo­ i do not like this say they could prob­
dations, and—and I'm so busy, and"—
ably overcome their objections if this
There was a call from tbe home of­ feature had been omitted by tbe sculp­
fice. uud with n hurried explanation to tor and those who accepted tbe design,
Kaufman he flashed lu an nei-eptame i They forget entirely that General Lee's
of the proffered leave of absence, took : fame was won as a commander of the
and answered the call, made a few I Confederate forces.
However, there
■ final arruiigemeiita. then bent over to are not many of these complaining ex­
continue tbe conversation, hesitated soldiers of the Union, and pretty much
and swung back from tbe Instrument.
everybody has settled down to the be­
"1 won't do It." he chuckled. “Kaur* lief that tile statue which Virginia has
likely ashamed of Ills hsiks. baldhend- proffered to the nation will iu due
ed or fat or oue eyed or something and time be accepted by cougress when
don't want me to know. I'm going to tbe formal'ceremony is arranged.
visit him on the next train, and I'm
Rumpus About Over.
not going to give him a chance for any
Tbe rumpus that is being raised is
more excuses. Ashamed! Great Scott! expected to blow over. Just as it did
Don't we like the same books and mu­ when a lot of autl-Catholic politicians
sic and everything else? What do I endeavored to work up a religious seu-
care bow tbe old chap looks? lie timent that they hoped might make
ought to know my regard rises alsive congress refuse to place in the hall tbe
su< b petty considerations
And 1 tir­ statue of Father Marquette.
lieve he thinks Just as much of ine
That movement was led by certain
His |>ersonal conttdeuces prove it. i'll congressmen up In the northwest, wbo
Just drop in ou him so suddenly ant* Imagined that they would win favor
affectionately that be cau't help tak- with the Protestants out iu the rural
lug me in his arms.”
districts if they tried to rule out this
So when tlie through freight slowed statue of the great pioneer priest, but
at the water tsirk Kiefer swung him­ the Protestants did not appear to think
self into the calsHise with a generous tbe proposition was what the politi­
outfit of tobacco and books and a cians tried to make it. and hence the
!
brand uew puck of curds ordered up matter wns dropped.
by the freight conductor. And this
Congress invited each state to send
same friendly conductor when they two statues of favorite sons, and when
reached telegraph statiou 13 obligingly the legislatures make tbe selection that
slowed tbe train so Kiefer could drop ends it.
Into the white, yielding sand, tlie fa­
Calhoun Statu« In Plac«.
miliar. nnvurying landscape of his ow n
As is well knowu. 11..' last statue to
station.
reach the ball was that of John C. Cal­
"Accommodations." he chuckled ns
houn of South Carolina. It wns given
he strode eagerly toward the open
its place at the opening of the present
doorway of tbe little building. "It's
session of congress, and visitors to the
got two nmins like my own. and that's
capitol take keen interest in gazing
plenty of accommodations for any rea
upon the marble figure that perpetu­
sonnhie uinu. But |>erhaps Kauf was
ates the fame of that renowned states­
used to a big house at home. Hello!
Window curtains and dowers at the man of antebellum days.
Compared with others among the
end of the house, and— Lord!"
older states, the south has fewer stat­
For a young woman, pretty nnd neat­
ues in tbe hall, but wltblu tbe next
ly dressed aud with lips and eyes that
year quite a number will be contrib­
were mehnt for smiling, but that just
now were sober with Inquiry and con­ uted. One of tbe earliest expected to
sternation. had suddenly appeared In be put lu Is that of the late Senator
tbe doorway. Kiefer bad not seen a Zeb Vance of North Carolina.
First Governor of Idaho.
girl In over three years, and such a
Of the newer states. Idaho is the
girl as this one appeared to him never.
His mouth opened and shut without only one that has presented a statue
of one of her distinguished citizens,
sound.
that of tbe late United State# Senator
"Well?" tbe girl Inquired at last.
“Is—Is Kauf In? now's Kauf? Well? George L. Shoup. He wns the first
T-t»ll Kauf I'm out here to see him.” governor of Idaho after the state was
admitted aud was one of tbe tirst seu-
answered Kiefer dazedly.
"I'm Kauf—Adalla Kaufman." said ators elected. He was one of the p to-
the girl. Then the utter blankness In neers out In the far west and wns n
the face before her seemed to restore noted Indian tighter when the red men
used to give trouble to the white set­
tbe girt's equanimity, for she smiled
"You're Kief, I suppose-er—Mr. Kie­ tlers. Seilator Sboup was a uative of
fer. I mean,” she said. "Didn't I wire Pennsylvania and Is remembered here
as one of the most liberal hearted men
you Y'
“I wouldn't trke It." miserably. "I— who have served in congress during tbe
I thought It wns »ome foolish excusing past quarter of a century.
of a man who wasn't used to visitors
Delving Into History.
Several employees of tbe senate have
I beard the Instrument calling nnd rec­
ognized your touch, but I wouldu't lis­ bad a task cut out for them which will
ten After that first time I kept niy lu all probability keep them at work
back turned and dodged out noon '» the for several months. Senator Lodge Is
train came In sight.” He looked to­ responsible for their labors, anil he is
ward tbe track as though to see If tbe responsible because of hla unquench­
train were still waiting for him. but all able thirst for a knowledge of history.
Tbe senator Is something of a histo­
that wns visible of It was a dark line
trailing Into tbe white horizon.
rian himself. The list of books he baa
"Train’s gone." be said tentatively, written on historical subjects tukes up
“and It's fifty miles to tbe nearest quite a bit of space lu "Who's Wbo."
bouse, and there aren't any more trains
Documents Frem Fillmo»-«'« Tim«.
either way until tomorrow. Now. If
Mr. Lodge discovered during tbe
I'd brought some food I might walk hours when lie was unmolested by pol­
the fifty miles or stnrt off one way or iticians that he desired greater knowl­
the other to meet a train, but It’s been I edge of the manner In which the Unit­
eight hours since I had breakfast, and ed Blates became Interested In the
fifty miles— You see." deprecaringty. Austria-Hungary revolution One of
“I felt so sure that Kauf—I beg your the first things be did upon returning
pardon. Miss Kauf—Kaufman. I mean to Washington was to Introduce a res­
—I_|—ft doesn't seem possible there olution asking tbe president to send to
isn't any real Kauf after all the talk­ tbe senate a report «n tbe subject
ing—wiring—were done."
which had lieen made to tbe state de­
"You're <«mt>ed outdoors a good partment many years ago by a special
many time«. I suppoae. Mr. Kiefer All Investigator of that department. The
western men have"
following reply was received from
"Of course." inquiringly. Then, with President Taft:
an odd note of engerueM coming Into
"Referring to senate resolution No.
his role«, “you mean I can camp right 4X. I beg leave to say that the papers
here by tbe track uutll a train corneal asked fa* were forwarded to tbe sen­
It won't tie presumptuoua after—after ate by 1‘resldent Fllnore.“
my density T"
Memliera of the senate proceeded to
“I control only the station. Mr. have some fun with tbe Bay Htate his­
Kiefer, and you have a right to camp torian. bnt the latter was more deter­
anywhere you pleaoe out of door*. mined than ever to hud tbe papers,
Rut what I wiab to say ta that I'll ba and tbe seeretary of tbe aenate was
glad to have you take supper with mu ordered to Institute search for them
and all your meals until the train I Inasmuch as there are hundreds of
rentes. At borne I waa considered ■ boxes filled with paper», said boxes
eery fair cook
We can talk about baling no marks of Identlft« atloo and
books aud such things.”
being stored away In a hundred cor
The belt day the down freight was uer» of tbe capitol. Henator Isstge un­
f .ur boors tare, and when It began to doubtedly will t* back at hta home to
slacken speed In »newer tn bta signal Nahant enjoying the summer breesea
Kiefer released a band which be bad before he get« the Information he 1»
caught suddenly on the first appear
looking for
»nee of the train Into the Mod's level
Pennon Offic« N««d« Room
horizon
What to do with the congressional
ru go and fix np my statfou some.” rag leg 1» puzzling tbe bralus of
be said, bin vole» tremulna» with tbe statesuxrn. and tbe prosper!« ar* that
too» and tons of one» pr»> etew |«|>er«
win he destroyed for th* aaka of room
«pare
la the pension tmlldlag ar*
w.iue 2,.V«i.ta«i admitted or allowed
< la Ims. ■■ccupj Ing ««•me twenty »even
rooms and weighing tnore than ?jn>.
tvn pound« Keeretary Ballinger baa
asked eoagreaa far ptrnitaakio to de
atroy son»» 130 tou» of tbta natter, and
when tt ta cleared out four tanr*
room will be avallaMa.
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
You Use Them.
We Sell Them.
I
Isn’t It Funny­
now a woiuau will put lu an hour
and twenty minutes puttlug ou her bat
to go to tie theater only to take It off
again tbe minute she get« there?
How the longest way around Is al­
ways the shortest distant e between
' two points iu the estimation of tbe av-
erage taxicab d river?
I How chesty and proud a father feels
I after he has educated bls sou at an
exjieuse of $3ti.tXM) to Hud the lad hold-
ing down a Job at Jti a week?
How long It takes the average att er
dinner speaker to say nothing to a
gathering of 2 im > diners tslking simul­
taneously to ore auotber?
How many people there are who re­
gard statesmeu of tbe verbose type as
godsends instead of merely windfalls?
How often we pray that our children
may make a uoise In the world and
theu spank them because they do?
How few cooks there are tu the
world, considering how many there
are in the active practice of their pro­
fession ?
How much laughter tbe tnau who
wears a chimney |mt hat gets out oi
the absurdity of bis wife’s bonnets?—
Harper's Weekly.
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
Next Door to Tillamook County Bank.
The Best Hotel.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
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Headquarters for Travelling Men.
Special Atteution paid to Tourists.
A First Class Table.
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EYES AND TEETH.
You spend from ffi.flli to $20.<X) per year on
and think nothing of it.
Which would you prefer to loose .
V’
Your eyes can be looked after from $1.00 to about $8.00.
and this will be the total expense for about 3 to
5 years, and often a great deal longer.
Remember you bin get NEW TEETH. Imt not NEW
EYES Whet VALUE do voti place on YOUR
EYES ? What per cent of insurance would you
pay to keep them as good as iit present t
Make yourself a 'Xmas. |>rec**nt of a pair of glasses?
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Butterfat Alfalfa Meal
We have h good supply on Imnd and will sell
our friends and customers while it lasts.
MAKES MORE MILK.
MORE BUTTKRFAT,
MORE CHEESE and MORE MONEY
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An Amended Figur« of Spaech.
“Thiuk of the history that has been I
made by our great city." said tbe Phil­
adelphia man. “After all. our city is
In a sense the cradle of the American
nation."
"No," answered the New York man.
"not the cradle, the dormitory.”—
Washington Star.
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Barley,
Vanity.
“Stuck on himself, ain’t het*
“Is he? Say. do you know why he
gave up the Idea of becoming a physi­
cian ?”
“Why?"
"He was afraid he couldn't feel a
lady's pulse without giving her heart
trouble!"—Cleveland Leader.
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In Ye Olden Time.
The BurgomastiT (as befuddled lndl
vidual rolls by>—He told his wife that
be must go downtown this evening In
order to catch the post.
The Beadle— lit sooth, be hath al­
ready caught on every post between
.von tavern and here“— Detroit Free
Press.
Come and see
ua this week.
Frigid Music.
A clergyman with a little time on
the side has set the north pole contro­
versy to music.
It will tie Interesting to note just
bow he treats a blubber motif with a
peinuik'an obligato and an Igloo tonal
effect.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
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As ths Debats Became Personal.
Mr. Ylpsley tat the top of his voicci
—Madam, may I be permitted to say a
few words parenthetically?
Mrs. Ytpsley tin a shrill falsetto)—A
man as bow legged as you are couldn't
talk In any other way than parenthet­
ically!—Chicago Tribune.
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How Do Woman Folks Like Her?
Lawson—Are the rest of the family
pleased with that young woman tbut
Bobby Is to marry?
Dawson-Well. Bobby's father Is
He says that If be were young enough
he would marry her himself —Hummer­
rille Journal.
BOTTLED BÏ
THE
Columbia Bottling Co.,
Astoria, Oregon-
That Subway Air.
Church-Are they doing anything to
get that awful smell out of the snlv
way In New York?
(Jotham—Well, the passengers take a
lot of It out with them every day.—
Yonkers Rtatesmau.
Nod«
r<
What Became of Him.
"What Iters me of that manager who
started out a few years ago to eleeate
the drama?"
“He's running an old fashioned leg
show and paying up hla debts ' —Cbl
cago liecord HeraM.
Water*. Nipthona, Bartlett
Mineral
Water.
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< Tillamook Iron Works :
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A. K.
CASE.
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»»»»jtiaroe
JIIKTOR
4 General Machinists êc Blacksmiths.
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Short on Imagination.
“Do you like poetry?”
I
"Saw' I'net a say. 'The bird la on the
wing.' while good sense tells os that
the wing is on the bird
Kansas City
Times.
At the Zoo.
Mr Mellow tconlldeottally to attend
aat»—Old man. wb where they keep
the jaguar? lead ms to t tbs )ag-ulk
-war <l<>t speohal Inters»- In jaguar
—Park
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your teeth
YOUR EYES or YOUR TEETH ?
Jack and ths Beanstalk.
The beautiful princess wus in a sad
predicament. "I have a hat, to be
sure, but bow shall I ever get It trim­
med in time for the party tomorrow?"
she moaned.
That night Jack planted his magic
bean nt one coruer of the hat. and by
morning, such was the growth of the
vegetable, the confection wns trimmed
lu the latex style.
"Oh. oh!” cried the princess in ec­
stasy.
As for the wicked giant who had
beeu paying her attentions, he was
practically bowled over.
“Wouldn’t that kill you!" he ex-
claimed.
And from that day fortt
Ja< k was known as the glaut killer.—
Puck.
EscMding Rapid.
“Were the colorii fa»t on the new
good» you bought Y'
"Fast? My dear. they fairly ran
luto one »nother they wer» that fast ”
—New York Journal.
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