Tillamook headlight., January 13, 1910, Image 4

T illamook headlight , J anuary
Buying In Hi* Not*.
R*ady Wit.
Colonel Bill was a pioneer legislator,
good «turles are tuld of th»
• Craig, fur au tusuy yesrs s mere haul uud banker of tbe vest pock­
-- t figure ou tlie Uindun cricket et vnrlety.
It aas seldom that Colonel Bill got
■■ FÜmll gruniida. Un <>ne occe-,
' /^olg begnu ut tbe Uval. "Gen- caught by a debtor, so unerring was
' . (tabla teriuy fuvorlte gr -und." his Judgment of men. but bis transac­
tion with old man Blaukerton was an
«tape une Inlerruptisl:
5 jB.vou «nid Hait ut Leytou l.ist exception to tbe rule. Blaukerton got
lnb> Colonel Bill's ledger to the amount
reto rued the unabashed of * iki and tlnally balanced tbe account
with a note.
'ami I shall say It al t amer
When tbe paper was a long time
•xt wras. The ground on
. Jtoe noble game I* Itelng played overilue slid there was no prospect of
au HHHembly of Intelligent mill 11 M-ttlemeiit. to the eminent disgust of
Jelled pur< IniHcrs of my poetry tbe cotouel. be declared, with a strong
Anglo-Xiixoii einplmsis. that be would
rays my favorite ground fur Hie
sell Blnukerlon's note for 50 cents on
being."
the dollar.
Tbe statement was not
» f'ralg know bow to keep n:i Im­
long renehing the ears of tbe maker
am liperrupier In his place
of the note. He met tbe colonel In the
S «Note; red fncwl man In-oke It
village street one day and accosted
r of his sts-eelies with: "t'ralg
him:
■ tunklng h lot <>f nmtiey out id
I
"Bill, heard^you'd offered to sell my
When lire you going to set up
note for 50 cents on the dollar.”
if"
"Yes: I will.”
leto you come and live next doer
"Will you sell It to me at that rate?”
. sir.'" wiia the answer, and tl.e
"Yes. sir; I'll sell It to you at that
k*<l uniu'turned crimson.
rate.”
fher uuiuiul the Oval olite said:
"All right. Bill; make out a new
Craig, tell us how much
I
note."
Sdlliulmuut of bad iMx-try."
Colonel Bill's symptoms of apoplexy
we, I venture tu rny. sir. than became noticeable from that moment.
e
mie out of bad mmmers
—Chicago Itecord-Herald.
eru pa.
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Noble* In Maan Attire.
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Ths Watt Strtct Game.
>e burullig quest loti <m Wall Street
Jgti.' S whetlwr stodts s ili go tip or
m If any muti were alile to mi
g II .»orraetl.u .he. < onld muke bini
fi nillllonslre lu a day. Imi spetti
*>n I h neltliy-r a fortune lelllug tmr a
jibllng game, and tlie man who I h -
«e» otbcrwtev la limimi to tose bis
tiey and lo Jolp lIle ruukaof thè dls-
wfodale, dlagusti-d NIKI depleted who
-ise tbe ouler.v agallisi thè evlls of
Jll Street, says traile's Weekly.
jfbe wlnner In Wiill .vHsiet I h girteli
lb tbe sanie laishiess «•lianicterlstlcs
It brliig suiresH In any line of eiilcr
Ine Ile uttllrcs them In buyltlg sud
llug «tocks. Just uh he wotild If Ile
F* eugnged Iti meri handlzlng. Ile
kiwi, for Insta dee.. thsl prmqieroiiH
•dltioua are retteci ed by wh:lt ime
lled thè buuk exelianges. by rallwiiv
’ ruisgs, thè record of falltirra. the
iidltiun of tlie Irmi market, thè Imi
of trade and especlully thè out
ok for tbe crepa.
B*k*d Ch**** Om«l*t*.
Baked cheese omelets are most nppe
(Jug mid may la- prepared In several
| lays. A go< d r«el|m calls for a pint
f milk, four large eggs, one lieaplnq
itoblKUUlftol of Uuur. one of bill ter
"jto tMtapoouful of suit. Eel the
(Ilk lieut oh the stove until It reaches
■la bolllug P«dut.. llemI (lie built r mid
tour to a cream and gradually mix li
. rltli the hut nilila. taking care tliai no
Hnpa form. Uuok the mixture for five
(Itiutes. Let It emit mid add the egg
fter beating the vulks und Hu- while-
arparately. Tbe whites should he la-nt
m to a* stiff a Jrotli as possible. Bom
be oemtet Into a buttered dish, sprtu
de tlie lop with gratetl cheese mid fold
tame of Ilia etieese through the omelet
The more cheese used the lieiler Let
'tot ometet bake tor half mi hour or
■mil It la solid, so thnt It win noi
"run" when dlpiusl out with u h | hshi
It should bak* lu a hot oveu.-N'aw
York Tribune.
Cara, Oste »nd Wheat *« "3««dt.”
R c I whi I children In lhe crowded pari
of New York do not apeak of corn and
oat* mid »bcm by thoe«- unuies. Imt al­
ways refer tu llieiii ns “Hernia." The
•(her day In one uf Hie big sc I hmi I s I tie
two her was talking to her pupils uboui
Btonleulug. She ended with n requi'Hl
,for «ach pupil to bring n few seeds the
Baxt day to 1«. planted In tlie wluduw
toaxea. Th» folhiwltig morning the , till
dreu apiiaari'd mostly with *ltli«r oats
«best or corn. While putting n few
graliu of *a< h In Ibarartli Ibe teacher
;tof»rred Io Hmm by their fnnillhir
tiSui** One of 1tw girls lu the < luss
tu>k courqg» to set th« teavher right
/aud said: "Home our must '«' told ion
gwroag. teacher That." pointing to the
Bwtoeat. "In btaad sevd> an' iu*t ynitaa
x sluff alu't ***■; It's pigeon seed \Ve
always call Itanu that tu tbe bkn-k
wtatra we Uve "-New York Suu
Th* Oldest Jok*.
It will lie dltticult to discover an old­
er practical Joke tliau that of the cop­
persmith and the uuiker of brazen Im­
ages for the temple of Osiris, which Is
embodied In Egyptian Inscriptions dat­
ing from Hie reign of Melies, founder
of Memphis, wlm ruled over 7.0UU
years ago. According to ancient rec­
ords. there dwelt between these two
craftsmen n quiet man whose desire
w as for la'iice mid w ho was sadly dia-
turbed by tbe noisy occupations eur-
ried ou by his busy neighbors, lie
therefore asked each of them to nay
for what sum they would change tlielr
dwellings. This they did. Each calcu­
lated the amount required, aud he. he-
lug smlxtied, paid It over to them.
"Now." he asked of the copiiersmltb.
"where Is your new dwelling?” "I
have taken that of tbe maker of im­
ages." was the reply.
"Aud you."
queried the quiet man of the latter,
"wlililior goest tliou?” "To the bouse
of the coppersmith!”
This Is one of many tales told In all
ages which ure woven luto myth and
legend and differ only In local color.
He Needed th* Clerk.
When Tim Campbell whs I ii the Fif­
tieth congress be »lole u clerk from
Uongreaamau Scott. Scott was n new
member mid was imide chairman of a
eututnltlre which gave him a clerkship.
He knew nothing about the clerk.
Ciimpliell did. Through some means
or another be had the clerkship trans­
ferred to Ills uwu committee.
Six
usmths Inter Scott learned of the trick.
Meeting Campbell, he suld:
"That was 11 nice piece of pelty lar
ceny."
"Tilt. lilt. Mr. Scott." said Campbell)
"my committee needed n clerk worse
tlimi yours." Then, with twinkling
eyes. In- continued. "You are a mil-
lloinilra mid can afford tu hire half n
d<avn clerks, while I must go to lhe
government for cle.'kal assistance.'
The ready reply stunned Scott. ' The
two men were alwuys the best t of
friends I hereafter.
Anxious Traveling.
A traveler In lliissln noticed that the
train lie eulered was all decorated
«Illi tings mid limmers, slid »1 every
stiilloii II pnxsed stoisl n company of
soldiers mid a band playing the nation­
al untliem.
The traveler naked a
brnkeiiiau III« reason of all ihi* cere­
mony. Tbe brukeinun. lowering bis
voice, replied:
"I don't mind telling you. air-but In
tlie strictest eoutideiice. be it under-
stood-that a carriage lu this train has
been •■gaged for Ills majesty. But his
majesty, n* a matter of fact, wou't
*•1 off till this evening Thus tbe plot
hat< lied against bint limy take effect
ou thia train, you see. mid our gracious
•overelgn w III lie saved.”
The lirukeiiuiu touched tils cap and
pusard ou. aud tbe traveler, suddenly
grown i«le and uervoua, stared from
tbo window auxkimdy.
Nam* Far th* Husband.
Rrturulug lluiMi' frute Atiuutk City,
• Frankford uiau draw a pteotiurrupb
Ths First Pattai sa Match**.
es*f*fully from Ills ticket ned abownl
Itefor« 1X33. a ben wixalea match««
It tu Id* wife. Kald be. "There's a
• Itti pboaplioru* nere Iliade In \ lentia,
wdu who's Ju Ju»« with yuu."
Il was hot a good pk'ture. one of la-ople wer» d»peudeut u[w>u tllul and
th«»» cprup piugpvua i4i"tograpba ateel 1« »«sur* n ligbt. The Orai pat­
The busbahd bad uol been lu a • midi- •ut for a pboaphorua match lu ito
thru tu be wsu ' tstatu." sud stare was Uniteti Htntra rat taketi out In i<cm
Ulti» ItkeMss. IU* wit* looked at lhe by A. 11. Bhlllpi» of XprHigtteld. Musa,
pktnra for «eversi minutes, very much l’or mauy yen-s pecine rtfiweil lo usa
Ihrm. bnt liy IMA tlie III smelllug and
pusatod. I'Wally star spuke up;
"Why. It's Jim.' W tauv did y<ui am eliiiuay old Under l<oxra «ere generatly
him? Aud whrrv did you get thia? di« animi and are iiteaertml. Ilk« auuC-
Aud wtoat dld toa tall yuu>" - ttodadal- boi «a. aa curkmitlea.
piuu l imas
Out *f Hi* Lina.
Western Helal Ite. - W ell. VV endatt,
T* T*m* Him.
wluM was (be «ore lodajt? I.Itile Hoto-
"too you're gutag-tw lutrudura bam-
la It
ball amuvg Ita- prlmMMW*) 1 don't ap- tou Boy-lteaHy. I do not ktiow
pruv*.
»tau will bteuMW of diaci- m>t your opinion. Um la William, itosi
ptiu.r
the Ihei»in of Clement nud AHutuaaMS
"If a man gets luejutatowpen'ii- re
furulHbra a mm h mure tenable lutato
plied tta- warden euuAdrully. "wr it for a mtk>U4. tbeury uf erenlion itogg
make to Up uiuptev ' m l'JiUavtaU*bi* la afforded by Hint of AugustuwK-
vtilesgo Tribune.
Ludgrr.
A kill« d H*ur«.
— Wtost U the diflS-renee be-
1 P«lutatote Wtotal Club ami a
mkrr rlpb? Wauga Why. In
get topate to dinner ami In Ito»
vttoer to IwatohiCast Newark Xltoi
C «npto**nt-
Irgte IhiHariigcr t heitere y out*
driving ever every Moue lu ih» ruttol
iHrit ar­ Waal. sir. It lakes a puny
gued driver Io bit riu ail lk*M
Mentid.
Advantage *f Ctfucstiea
Th« Rasi Troubla.
Ana go* •allaâpd wttb lite results uf
"Wouian H igmwwiira of eva Ala« »
the eoerae wbh It your daughter fol
tbe imne of uuirrlvd life."
lowed at college*"
"No; It's woman's Ignorate*1 of
"l‘wfa»tlr sattened Sta- Is solag la Igaonim e uf cooking.
Bw<t„u
marry oaa of the jmifsaaurs."
arript.
Kind new
hm»
Where did etiquette require nobles to
appear before their sovereigns meanly
clad? This singular custom character­
ised court ceremonial In ancient Mexico
under the Aztec dominion. When the
native lords and grandees had occasion
to seek the presence of Montezuma
they were under the obligation, as Tie
rlbio de Benevente. wlm accompanied
the Conquistador Cortes, testifies, of
assuming a voluminous mantle of |ss>r
material tuna manta grosera y pobrei.
with which they covered and concealed
their ordinary rubes. In token of sub­
jection and humiliation. These were
manufactured out of the leaves of the
aloe tree by Qie commoner classes.
Etiquette required the strict observ­
ance of Illis custom by all those who
came into the emiieror’s presence, with
the exception of persons of lhe royal
blood. Any one seeking audience of
the emperor had to don these common
clothes on Ills arrival at the palace.
Barefooted and wretchedly clad, be
was led before the sovereign and with
downcast eyes made his request, with
every outward sign of abject subserv­
ience.
It Cam* Back.
“John Burroughs, the nn I lira list
dined with me one night,” said a mag
azine editor of New York, "and among
my guests was u young nature writer
of the new school.
"This young niau told a wonderful
story «bout tbe Intelligence of oysters.
He said be was going to |>ut lhe story
In Ills new book. Mr. Burroughs gave
a dry laugh anil said;
" 'Let me tell you about a cat. This
story is quite as authentic as the other
ouc. and it should do fur your book
nicely.’
"The venerable student paused Im­
pressively, then said:
“ ‘A Springfield couple had a cat
that ag“e had rendered helpless, and
they put It out uf Its misery by means
of chloroform, They buried It lu the
gardeu mid |ilante<l a rosebush over
Its remains. The next morning a fa­
miliar scratching took them to tbe
front door, mid there was that cat
waiting to be let iu. with the rose­
bush under Its arm.’ ”
Curieus Village Nam*s.
There Is in Dorset n group of villages
whic h In some form or other have as
their eponym the streniu in whose val­
ley they are situated. The stream la
named 1'mldle, and the villages ls*ar
the names of Buddle Hinton. Buddle­
town. Tulpuddle. Affpmldle, Turner's
Buddle and Bryan's Buddle. Gue la
remlndi-d of the riddle about the letter
"m." Some, like Queen Mary, "have
It before;" some, like King WIIII h in.
"have It behind." Boor things, poor
things: “The Inhabitants of these vil­
lages,' says Marcus Dlinsibile. who
writes In the Cornhill Magazine ou
"English Vlllnge Names," "sent to a
former iHistiiinster general-If 1 am
lightly Informed. Cecil Itnikes-a re­
quest that they might be allowed to
change tlielr names and replace them
with
more euphonious substitutes
w hich I hey obligingly supplied. Back
eaun- the otllelul reply, curt, overtmar-
Ing. Inexorable. 'Buddle you are, aud
puddle you must reuuiiu!”*
Dr. Hsia's Day.
Dr. Ilale mid tin late Bishop Hunt­
ington of New York were fast friends.
The latter had been a Unitarian, and
his shift caused a sensation, says the
Cbristiau Register. The Episcopalians
have saints assigned to the various
days In the year.
When an Episco­
palian minister writes a letter on any
day for which there Is a saint be al­
ways writes the name of the saint at
the close of the letter Instead of the
date.
Bishop llnutliigton learned all
these things quickly and began to prac­
tice them at once. The first time he
bail occasion to write to Ids old friend
Dr. Ilale after Joining the church be
placed "St. Michael's day" after bls
signature.
A reply from the doctor
came, mid after bis name lie had writ­
ten lu a full, round baud. "Wash day.
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aboard a chap whose imiltk-al aud
buslnesa method* be disliked equally.
lu fact, be became acutely |x-rsoiial
In Ills denunciation.
"Before hr left the car be WM to-
formed by a friend near him that I
was the man be had been abusing. It
dldu't worry me nt all. but It luuat
have been a bit disconcerting for lilia.
don't you tlduk?"—New lork Giube.
Prompt R*buhto
"Orteiulw. ytui muata t pul your arm
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Why. tlkirlnna. It'a breu tlwrv tor
hnll as totmr "
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