Tillamook headlight., December 09, 1909, Image 3

TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, DECEMBER
Advirtlslng Rates.
men are split up and indifferent as
the city’s reputation and prosper-
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they must not blame tbe editor
5 [ if the Prese remains indifferent
( also.
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All Retmliitioiis of Condolence and
Lodge Notices. 5c. per line.
Cards ot Thanks, 5c. |*r line.
Notices, Lost, Stravisi or Stolen, etc..
minimum rale, 25c. not exceedii g tire
lines.
For Eczema. Tetter
Rheum.
and
Salt
1909.
RAILWAY CONDUCTORS.
WORLD’S BANKNOTES.
The intense itching characteristic
of these ailments is almost in­ Th« Many and Varied Dutiaa Tl.sy
Have to Psi form.
stantly allayed by Chamberlain's
Salve. Many severe cases have
As a conductor be will probably be­
• a a
cured by it.
For sale by gin In the freight service. Hla calsioHe
l We have failed to see any logical ( been
Lamar's Drug Store.
will be a traveling oltlce, and. more
reason put forth why representa-
than that, it will carry uil the gossip of
Alone
in
Saw
Mill
at
_
Midnight
live Republicans should not meet ‘
unmindful of dampness, drafts, the division up and down llie line. It
together and outline a policy and storms or cold, W. J.
Atkina uuty be a homely Hille car. but It Is
nominate u ticket. All well organ-! worked as Night
r"„'
Watchman, at Just na sure to la* a homelike place.
ized bodies adopt that method of Banner Springs, , Tenn. Such ex- Fratn its elevated outlook be may cuni-
representative government. Take posure gave him a severe cold that muiid a good view of the train away
settled on his lungs. At last he
for instance all the secret orders and had to give up work. He tried ahead lo tbe engine, and be will be
supposed to know all the while that
they send representatives to their' many remedies but all failed till he the brakemen are attending to tbelr
used
Dr.
King's
New
Discovery.
grand and supreme lodges to legis­
duties, that the train Is In good order,
late, adopt a polity and elect offi- “After using one l>ottle.” he writes, particularly that there are no hot
“ I went back to work as well as
cere. We never could see any good ever.”
Severe Colds, stubborn boxes smoking away and In Imminent
■ rea8OU wl,y ,he Republican party of Coughs, inflamed throats and sore danger of setting fire to the train and
| Oregon should give up their con ven- lungs, Hemorrhages. Croup and tbe valuable conieuts. There la a deal
tions any more than the secret Whooping Cough get quick relief of book keeping to be aceoinpllabed In
and prompt cure from this glorious
orders should give up their lodge medicine. 50c. and $1.00. Trial that traveling otbee. The conductor
will rei-eive the waybills of tbe cars
meetings or grand or supreme lodge bottle free, guaranteed by Chas. I. of hl« train and their contents, znd be
Clough.
gatherings. In fact, instead of try­
is held resismslble for their safe de­
ing to prevent Republicans from
Some of the miners fatally im- liveries to tbelr destiuatl-'" or the Junc­
meeting, if they met more often and prisoned left messages in writing, tion points where they ure to be de­
discussed the policies advocated by , all marked by courage and fortitude. livered to other lines.
When he comes to the passenger
the Republican party and made an The standard of such manhood
effort to recommend the most capa­ J commands the high respect of the service there will be still more book­
keeping io confront him. and ne will
ble men for office it would soon end American people.
have to he a man of gixal mental at­
all this senseless rot about depriv­
tainments to handle all the many,
ing the dominant party in Oregon
many varieties of lis-nl and through
from holding a convention or assem­
tickets, mileage tssiks. passes and oth­
bly of representative Republicans.
er forms of transportation contracts
Shape, 8iz« and Color of Papar Mon.y
of tha Nations.
The only paper money that Is accept,
ed practically nil over the glots* Is not
“money” at al', but the notes of the
Bank of England
These notes are
simply printed In black Ink on Irish
linen water lined pa|ier. plain white,
with ragged edges. The reason that a
badly Rolled or worn Bank of England
note In rarely Keen Is that notes vhh-h
In any way find their way lao-k to the
bank are immediately eam-eled and
new one« are Issued The notes of the
Banque de Fram e are naide of w hile
water lined pa|>er primed In blm-k Hi>d
white, with numerous mythological and
allegorical pictures. They are In de
nominations of from 25 francs to 1.000
franca.
Back of England noten ara of a
somewhat unhandy size -5 by 8 Inches
South Amerk-an currency resembles
the hills of the Uliltnu States except
that cinnamon Itrowh
”1 alate bine
are the prevailing c<>lo, s C imn’ cor-
raucy Is printed In green and biaclx.
the note, being In denomination« of
from fi to l.fkxi merits The 1.000 mark
bill» are prlittid on »Ilk fiber paper.
It takes an expert or a native to dis­
tinguish a Chinese till' from a laundry
ticket If the bill Is of low denomina
tlon or a fir<«-ra< ker Intwl If for a large
amount, the print lielne In rod on
white or vellow on rod. with milch elb
Slid gori’eoiis devices. Italian notes
are all sizes, shapes and colors. The
smallest bills, 5 and 10 lire, are print­
ed on white pHper In pink, blue nnd
carmine Inks
The most striking pi,per currency In
the world Is the 100 ruble note of Rus­
ala. which I» barred from top to bot­
tom with all the colors of the rainbow
blended as when a sun ray passes
through a prism In the center In hold
relief Is >i finely executed vignette In
black. The remainder of the engrav­
ing on the note I» In dark and light
brown Ink
The American practice of scattering
strands nf silk through the paper fiber
SR a protection against counterfeiting
la unique.—Harper's Weekly.
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SUBSCRIPTION
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Fred C. Baker, publisher.
Editorial Snap Shots
In the city election election the
minority must bow to the will of the
majority.
A person who dies in Tillamook
takes desperate chances—of being
resurrected by crazy people.
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This was the most successful year ,
for business in the history of the
city, with the largest amount of
building going on, but, to wind
up,
the
citizens got into a
factional fight again because they
failed to come together on common
grounds in the administration of
city affairs. However, it is charac­
teristic of Tillamook City.
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It seems to have become a cus-
tom in Tillamook after every elec­
tion to make the editor of the Head­
light a scape goat to pack the sins
of others, no matter whether he is
on the fighting line or remains as
mute as a mouse. And this is what
is amusing to the editor. He took
no part in the city caucus, refused
to sign petitions for those who were
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nominated in that way, in fact, did
Because Tom Brown took too not know of several who were on
freely of the “critter” on one occa­ the ballots until after the election
sion, some of the city peace officers was over. Now some of the legal
had him examined for insanity. It lights of this city think they have
is now Totn’s turn, and lie comes the editor over a barrel for simply
back with this retort that those who printing a circular for the law and
went to the cemetery the other night, order advocates. But they will find
especially the city officials who that the laugh will be on] them and
helped work uptlye excitement, that not on us. Surely they ought to
they were only half baked, anyway. know that more one tries to muzzle
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the Press, the liberties of the peo-
Evidently the citizens of Tilla­ pie to criticise and their right to free
mook City fail to appreciate the speech, it will only act as a boom­
efforts ol Mr. Botts in helping to erang upon those who attempt it.
to give the city a permanent indus­ But the editor is in a quandry to
try and a steady pay roll. But with i know wherein he is the biggest sin­
a lack of civic pride amongst the ner, for printing the circular or for
business men we are inclined to desecrating the Sabbpth day in do­
think that his defeat has taken a ing so.
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great many worries off his hands.
More we see of city elections more
Mr. Botts is financially interested
in the saw mill and the concrete thoroughly are we convinced that
building, and these two enterprises each votershould be a taxpayer and
must have disbursed over $500,000 a resident of a city six tn >nths be­
fromjwhich every business house in fore he is allowed to vote. The sys­
the city reaped a benefit, as well as tem of allowing transients and non­
a large number of men who obtain­ taxpayers to sway a city election is
ed employment. In fact, it was not a good thing for any city. For
these two enterprises which helped instance, most every stranger and
to give Tillamook City the best I transient was rounded up to include
boost it ever received, otherwise the I Tillamook, Hoquarton,Fairview and
business would have been slack the South Prairie precincts within the
past year. We mention this simply Port of Tillamook, and the same
to show that Mr. Botts is one of | methods were adopted by the saloon
those who is trying to build up the j faction on Monday to control city
city, but his efforts does not appear affairs. In this way, a person who
to receive tlie_ appreciation that is i has no business or property inter­
ests in a cityprcounty whocan han­
due him.
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dle twenty transients has as much
Probably it has never occurred to power politically as twenty of the
those interested in the growth and largest dairymen who own their
development of Tillamook City that own farms or twenty of the largest
of the large number of dairymen taxpayers and property owners in a
who have retired or sold their farms I city. And in these days of new-
few have come to this city to reside, 1 tangled ideas about “the people”
and most of those who have done ruling, thia gives some glimpse as
so have eventually left, taking with | to that. Evidently "the peoole” in
them large sums of money to invest I Tillamook are not the taxpayers and
elsewhere. Thia Is plain proof that property owners, but the fellows
city life in thia city ia not congenial who gathers up the transients on
to them, hence they go to places election day.
which are more congenial and away
No polar wave company can claim
from the perpetual turmoil and dis­
a monopoly, at least until after i
grace that the saloon and gambling
Peary and Cook have settled which
element bring upon tlie city. That
, of them is entitled to a monopoly of
ia one reaeon why the Headlight has
I tlie pole itself.
recommended the business men
Even peeresses and princesses
taking hold of city affaire, with the
idea of making the conditions con­ had to stand during the tjudget de-
genial so that the retired dairymen ! bate in the House of Loarfls. while
would locate and remain here. But, noblemen, who know politeness,
alas, the factional fight» and man­ kept their seats. The gentlemen
ner in which the citizens are out­ who kept their seats in our street­
voted by transients and thoae who cars are vindicated at last.
have no property or business inter­
The wrangle between Mrs. Eddy
ests in the city has been and does and Mrs. Stetson is worse than the
continue to drive away quite a num­ Coolt-Peary controversy, to the ex­
ber of persona of means.
tent that a quarrel between women
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is worse than one between men.
The editor of the Headlight took Worse than either, however, is a
no active part in the city election, quarrel between a man and a I
lor the reason that we believe the , woman.
business men have allowed another
i Yale University has become the
opportunity pas», and at an impor­
custodian of a prize of »100,000 the
tant period in the history of the
city, when they should have token name of the donor remaining a I
bold of the reigns of government, secret, but known to be an alum­
^e regret this exceedingly, for with nus of Yale, which is to be given
a bve, energetic body of business to the person who first discovers a
cure for tuberculosis. The trustees
®en serving onihe city council they
invited many well-known
could do a great deal to improve have
•nd boost the city. ,And at a ,|ime physicians to become members of
when the whole city should be per- a board whose duty it will be to
/N’h n mted and iutereeted in the pass on the merits of cures submit­
ture growth, development and ted. The interest on the money
wiU.be used in investigating such
Pcosperity of the city, Mooday pre-
‘
cures
and to pay the expenses of
’ ’f'd another of those factional
•ffnts whñh have rent the city in quarterly meetings of the Advisory
"■in. causing ill feeling one srifh 1 Board. To prevent the considers
other. We have given upall hope tion of bogus remedies, one condi
dlamook City becoming a well * tion i" that any remedy to.be con
#verned, progressive city until the I aidered must have been in use five
years and backed up by testimon­
^"css n)en have
L**, *” »he city.
The editor ials that it has resulted in cures.
ovfo,! taking any part in the city The object of the prize ie to en­
On thia year, for if the business i courage the seeking of a cure
that come to him. to detect the good
from the bad. to throw out the coun­
terfeits that are constantly tiring offer­
ed to him. He will have to carry quite
a money account for cash affairs, and
he knows the mistakes will haxe lo be
paid for out of bls own pts-ket.
All that Is only a phase of hla busi­
ness
He Is responsible for the care
and safe conduct of bls train, equally
responsible in tbe last respect with tbe
engineer. He also rec-elves and signs
for tbe train orders, and he Is required
to keep In mind ererv detail of the
train's progress over the line. He will
have his own assortment of questions
to answer at every stage of tbe Jour­
ney. and he will tie expected to main­
tain I he discipline of the railroad upon
Its trains. That may mean in the one
Instance the ejectment of a passenger
wbo refuses to pay bls fare—and still
be must not Involve the road In any
big damage stilt—or In another tbesub­
jugation ot some gang of drunken loaf­
ers. The real wonder of It Is that ao
many conductors come as near as they
do io the i 'hesterfieldlnn standards.—
Edward Hungerford lu Outing Maga-
tlue.
A Pure Aluminum
35c Sauce 1 ft
Pan for...*vC
A SPECIAL BARGAIN
Try one and see how you can
cook without scorching or burning
food. It is light in weight and looks
like silver. It doesn’t tarnish. No
enamel to chip off into the food.
Cooks in one-fourth of tbe time
ordinarily required.
The genuine “ 1893 ” Pure Alumi­
num can always be told by the
Maltese Cross. Every piece guar-/
anteed or your money bock.
Be sure and buy one from your dealer
toda>'-
For Sole, by
KING & SMITH CO
POLAR PHENOMENA.
The Mirags and the Mack Sun of the
Arctic Regions.
In the spring of I'.MIO I changed
over to the sieaiiier Corwin and sailed
for I be Arctic ocean to establish a
trading station somewhere on the
Although
nori hern shores of Alaska
we went on a purely commercial ven
tn re. there was a good deal of talk
about the pole during the seven months
we s|>ent in tbe almost continuous sun
light.
Dr. Cook relates Instances of seeing
mirages nhove the Ice fields- mountains
passing In solemn review and some­
times Inverted and standing on their
peaks—but tie goes on to say that Ibero
were no forma of life. Mirage Is a
common sight even In lower latitudes
than those mentioned by Dr. Cook
I
have seen tlie spires and domes of well
defined buildings, whole cities. In fact,
apiienr nlmve the horizon, sometimes
lingering for several minutes, or. again,
with their towers renchlng up higher
and higher, attenuating apparently to a
mere thread
The “moek sun" la a
common phenomenon In tbe Bering
sea
On tbe evening of .lune 2. IfllMl.
perliai« 100 miles south of St. I«aw-
rence Island, about 0:30 o'clock and
past sunset, the sun was visible as
though half an hour high, hut appear
Ing as a much fiatteoed oval. Then
another sun more nearly round emerg
ed from the horizon tienes t h t he "goose
egg." rising quite rapidly until It
blended with the dew-ending orb.
Thereupon. Instead of settling lielow
the horizon, the light was quickly dis
slpaied In the air This phenomenon
was probably due to the unequal den
slty of several Rli|ierlmp<iHed strains
of air producing refraction of tbe sun's
rars from Isdow th** horizon.—Captain
Edwin Coflln of Ziegler I'olnr Expedl
tlon In National Magazine.
Waiting For the Children.
An old woman hobbled up to the con­
ductor of the train and mild excitedly:
“Vondt you to pieces boldt oo .vet.
Meester tionduckltor. vile m.v two
grandtkinder comes by tbe drain? I
runs off mldoult dem undt dey is gom-
tng so vast dey can, yes.”
Tbe conductor looked Impatiently st
bls watch, then at tbe woman's pa­
thetic face.
Then he consented to
wait a little, as tbe train was on time.
Five mlmiles later two blue eyed,
chubby cheeked children came on tbe
run. rusbed up to their grandmother,
kissed ber. helped ber on tbe train
with ber birdcage and basket and then
hurried away.
What tbe conductor thought Is none
of n refined person's business.—Chica­
go News.
Selling Baked Potatoes.
The bnked potato merchant la a com­
paratively modern institution In tbe
Ixindon streets, tbe first potato can
haring made Its appearance, according
to Henry Mayhew, aliout the year
1846. Fifteen years later, when May­
hen- published bin "Ixmoon Ijibor and
the London Poor.” be estimated that
there were SIX) hot potato renders In
London, each selling on an average 300
halfpenny potatoes a day. “in cold
weather.” adds Mayhew, “the potatoes
frequently are bought to warm tho
hands
Indeed, an eminent divine
classed them In a public speech among
the beat of modern Improvements as
forming an excellent medium for dif­
fusing warmth Into tbe system by be­
ing held In tbe gloved hand —London
Chronicle.
How about
a new pair
of shoes?
Giving Him Her Trede.
Does the “ Nabob
appeal to you ?
Cheral patent colt,
button boot.
We have 200 dif­
ferent shapes, all
leathers.
We can please you in
Most styles $5 and $6
What Gift can anyone
appreciate more on ’Xmas
Day than an order for a
Swell pair of SHOES
from HALTOM’S.
Parental Severity.
Tbe children of two centuries •go
fell on stern times. If one may Is-lleve
that tbe spirit of family life was ac­
curately expressed by an excellent
mother of that day who said, without
humorous Intent, that her children
"loved her as sinners dread death"
There Is little doubt I bat parental con
trol at that date wan aa rigorous as
this anecdote Indicates It la said that
wlien little Andrew Elliot, afterward
lieutenant governor of New York, ob­
jected to boiled mutton hla father, Dlr
Gilbert Elliot, frowned
“Let Mr. Andrew hare boiled mut­
ton for breakfast.” commanded the
stem parent, “cold mutton for dinner
and cold mutton for aup(>er till he has
learned to like lt."-Youtbs Coaipaii
loo.
t
There was a new clerk at tbe corner
drug store
"Will you please let me bare a
stamp?” smiled tbe woman.
Tbe clerk laid one oo the counter
and look tbe money.
“I wish." said she. "that you would
weigh this letter. Maybe It takes more
than 2 cents." He weighed It.
“Only 2 cents, madam.” be said.
Then, taking tbe stamp np from tbe
counter where sbe had left It lying,
he added politely. “Allow me to put It
on for you." and he did.
“You are so nice." said she. “that I'm
going to begin to boy my postcards
here too."—New York Press
OREGON AGRICULTURAL COL­
LEGE WINTER COURBES I
January 4th to Ft Urairy 18th. 1910 i
Practical work, lectttrrc «nd de­
monstrations will lie given in such
vital subjects of General Farming.
Fruits Culture. Animal Husbandry,
Duirying, Poultry, Forestry, Car­
pentry, Blacksmithing, Mechanical
Drawing, Cooking. Sewing,' Dress­
making, Home Management, etc.
All regular courses liegin Janu­
ary 4th anil end February 11th.
Farinera’ Week February 14th to
18th.
A cordial invitation is extended
to all interested.
Good accommodations may "be
secured at reasonable rates. No
age limit above 16 years. No en­
trance requirements.
Prominent
lecturers have been secured for
special topics.
The imt uctional
force at the College nutubers 100.
Excellent eqi.hanmit,
A special ie it uni is the Fanners'
A ee k w hich conies this year Feb.
I4lh to 18th. l-eilures, discussion*
and a general reunion.
For further information address.
Registrar. Oregon Agricultural Cob
lege, Corvallis, Oregon.
For
that
Dull Feeling Alter
Bating
I have
used Chamberlain's
Stomach and l.iver TirbletR for some
time, and can testify that they have
done me inure good than any
tablets 1 have ever used. My trouble
was a heavy dull feeling after eat
ing. — D aviii
F rxkman , Kempt,
Nova Scotia. These tablets streng­
then the stomach and improve the
digestion. They also regulate th»
liver and bowels. They tire far
superior to pills but cost no more.
Get a tree sample st J anmr’n Drug
Store anil see what splendid med­
icine it is.
NOTH K foil I'L'MI.ICATION,
liepmtnu’ul of the. Interior.
U S. Laud OAve, al Purthnid, Ora..
April aird, >90*.
Notice ia llcrrhy *iveli that FLOUA M,
PATZI.AF, ol Tillamook, Oregon. Wlio, on
AprPajrd. iVoii. made umber aud almi« apall-
cation.
No 01V17. for E.U of Ne U arc.
10,
Ip. i aorilli. Han*e q Weal, WlllmuaítM
Méridien, Ima tiled liotieo pt. inleuliun to
make final timber proof, lo eatabliih claim lo
lire laud alrnvo deaertlied. befo e W. H
Crmper, U.S. c'omiuueioner, al riliaiuooh,
Oregon, on the loth day of I>cc«inber, 1909.
Claimant uainoa rr wiineMiew t
< ari I'atalaf, ol Til ammk, Orason. lMrld
Marliny, ol Tillamook. Oregon. Jaa W. wm I-
wanl. of Tillamook, Oregon; Ed. I.lndnof, ot
rillamook, Oregon.
SiuskNON S. barrara Rrgirtcr
Mil K I
l">K I'l III.ICATJON.
I
Department of the Interior,
U.S. Laud Orica, at I'ortl-od, Ora.,
A pi II rat. ilki*.
Notice la
I eieby
given that CARL A.
PAI'ZI.AF, ol Tillanuark, Oregon,
who, 011
April lai, I909 made lunliei and aloue appll-
callón. No 017*9 tor Ne qofsw g and Nw g
»1 se g ot Ma llon Xt. lowiiallip 1 ao Ih, range
9 Weal. Wlllameile Mvlidlau, liaa filed aoU«e
of Intention to make bual limber proof tn
earabllrh claim to'll,« laud aleve »fea, rlbed
Irefure W. It, Looper, V H. Cvmatuaioner. at
Tillamook.
Ortuon, on
the lodi day ol
becemlrer Coli Claluiao- aamr, ña a1‘ uaaaea
tmvld Marliny, of rthainœik. Oregon; kd
I. .'alary, ol Tillamook, Oregon; Mor na I,each,
of Tlllvm-ajk. Oregon, Erank Xaatee. Of I Illa-
11100k, Oregon
Ai.oaasoM ». liaaaaKa Neglatet.
Notice of
Final Acconat
N otick in H krkhy G ivin .—That the utv
t'cmiRnetl. «(Iministrator
th« mt ate nf
; 11 F DWYHM
ha» ftled Mia
fimil accftutit an such ndmhtrntor iu the
other of the County Clerk of 'Hilafllook
i ounty* Oraaoa, and that the Coawttr Judge
•f Ntiitl county ha« Appointed Monday, Ikp
eeinbar Olli. 1UOU, at the hour of Ten o'clock
AM , at the <fiber «>f th« County Ju4ae,dn tha
1 ourt IlniiM- id 'l ill.tiiKMik t'ity. THM mu «»«^
County, Orrgttn.
th« time and place for
the hearing of otftrctiona lo «Utah final ac­
count and the arttlcnient thereof
Dated thia 4th day of Norember, JDOfi.
H
T. NUTTS,
Adminiatratur. with the WIU gnnc&ed,
of the Batate of Nelfi« F.
lawyer, dcccaard.
Notice of Final Account.
NrrriCK it H krkby
That U m •*»-
<lrr»ignrti haw file«! in the County Court of
the fitnte of Oregon for Tillamook Cawatv.
her final account a* Admioiatratria of the
f.Btate <if CASPER fiCIII.AEPPJ, dccaawf.
find that »aid Court ha«» fiard Monday.
January 3rd, IV1O, al the hour of lQU>'c*0Ck
a in of «aid day, a« thr time Ax hearing of
offjectionn to »aid final account and the
settlement thereof
B ah * tta fit hlavpfi . AdminbtratHfl.
Carl llaiwrlacli, Attorney fot Adminiatrt«
tri«
Pirat publication Note miter 2 A th, IVOR.
s. VIERECK.
A Bv«h«l nf Cents.
It beats all what odd question» reach Tillamook Bakery,
Th« Flying Idea.
,
The first mao who rot the theory of some of tbe dr|>artiner>t» of govern­
tbe flying machine right was oo leas a ment In Waobl igton. Not loug ago
OFFOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE-
tbe treasury received s letter from s
person than tbe painter I-conardo da
man
wbo
bad
made
a
bet
asking
"How
Vioel He pictured It aa hoarier than
air. prorlded with wings and uplifted. many cents are there In a bushel?"
SPECIALTY IN ALL KINO Of CAKE!
In spite of Its weight, by tbe rapid Tbe answer was not easy to offer If
tbe man bad asked about pouuda he
resolutions of a propeller Leonardo
ALL KIND OF BREAD.
might bare received a deflnlla answer
had an Idea that the propeller might
As It waai be got In reply s guess fmto
tw turned by clockwork or by setting
a clerk that "roughly there is some-
a number of laboring rneo to turn a
, A Morning Reminder.
thing like »320, or 32XJU0 peonke.”
handle, but In tbsl respect be was ml*
* You awake with a mean, nasty
taken.-PaH Mall Gazette
ktave LHtore.
taste
in the mouth, which reminds
Customer -Do you keep stove lifter«
Logical.
you that your stomach is in a bad
"A disease should be attacked at Ito In here?
Grocers Clerk-Not tbe Iron one«, condition, it should abo remind
source "
madam.
But we caa give you a plat
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far? I suppose you d doctor bin father of kerosene - Boston Transcript
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