Tillamook headlight., November 11, 1909, Image 3

HLLA wjok HEADLIGHT. NOVEMBER 11, 1909.
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THE HASEL
A Quwr Pl,„t With W1Ur
Swindles Perpetrated by
Use of the Wire.
WAY a
bank was fooled
■)[9tof N»rve «nd a Little Telegram
■\at Was Properly Delivered by One
th» Company’» Messenger
Iklkde • Wanning Combination.
Boys
|KliM.(y ume meu out of a* hundred
l|nne|H us gospel truth the couieuts
lilrirgr-im wheu It euinvs from the
EL uf u messeuger boy. They buy
Enrii. ini ? ‘»ut la‘ M** sums of muuey,
Lrtuu long journeys uud do counties»
EgdliUg» UP4 “ Bie sUUgestiun of (be
lue veliow or while paper slips wiib
Lj luudrnsvd messuges without id
Lirasi questioning (heir authenticity
■|j> is in> imeiestiug tael, upon wbicb
Ljif> an euormous amount of (be
Luirj'a bUHiurss. and II is also u fact
L(U wUi« U Uiiige some of (be clever-
Ljud boldest iruubs iu ci imiuul rec-
■ j lot lit nerve mid a little telegram
KUiilniiatlou tbal made pi.ssii.ie
H111110IU .«»mule on u Des Moines
■,,. A «ell dressed man. uppareiill.'
■iwsiness mmi of large affairs, culled
Uli- inlying teller s window with a
■(nil er rle i u 011 nu Omatia batik and
■wnl If me Omaha bank had tele
M.-joed infill e that the draft was
■r,u lie 1: I no" for an answer and
Btrii Informed the teller that stu b a
■smiaiii might be expected st any
Hjuiwiit Soon nfterwnrd the telegram
■liriirti. dell'ered by a messenger boy.
Hipiearlng to have collie from the Oma
Hh bank mid authorizing the Des
■ lollies hunk Io pay the draft. When
Mtk strnnger appeared again he was
Mjirrii Ute J."IXI. Wneti the Des Moines
■ kill people took up the matter by
Mnrv with the Omaha bank it found
H Hat I be Hitter Institution bad not sent
■tir lelegrsm. aud then It was discov-
Hirsl that the whole trauaaetion was 11
■hail.
■ Hut how could the swindlers send a
■ wnirnm from Omaha bearing the
■ koks name? They did it In this
Mmutier An accomplice of rhe Iles
■lollies num stepped to a telephone
■ >.«tII In Oinnha uud called the tele
■jn|>b office "Tills Is the ---- bank."
■ksuid. "Send 11 messenger at once
H»get a telegram tor Des Moines '
■ Then this accomplice hurried to the
■ «¡rance of the Omaha hank tn ttieei
■ lit messenger and there banded him
■ tie luessage for Des Moines. The
■ Wrupb company hud no reason to
^■Mece otherwise than that the bank
■ lad actually signed the message, and
■It transmitted It. The Lies Mollies
■ lank also accepted the telegram ns
■ pouliie be<nuse It bore every mark
■ if Itenulueness. aud It paid out the
■ money to the swindlers, who timed
■ lielr fraud so that they got out of
■ itatb of the law on trains that left
■ immediately after their game had beeu
■ torked.
I Io two smaller western towns a sim-
■ far game was worked, only for seven
■ »eight times the amount. An alleged
■ ferae buyer appeared In one of the
■ tivus and made purchase of a carload
■ if flue animals to be delivered and
■ fell for at a Inter day. preceding
■ vttleh he made the acquaintance of the
■ fleers of one of the banks. Ou the
■ if hied for the delivery of the horses
■ he alleged buyer deposited lit the
■ tanka draft for a large amount drawu
1st bank in another town a hundred
■ miles away. At the same time the
■ teak received a telegram purporting
■ teeaote from the distant bank author
■ Ilina the payment of this draft The
■ teolt believed rhe telegram, paid out
■ the money and tbeu discovered that
B
telegram was fraudulent. It had
■ lot been sent b.v the second bunk, but
■ I? I confederate of the alleged horse
I tayer latter developments disclosed
I Hut this accomplice bud called up the
I tetegraph office io the distant town b.v
I toepbone “This 1»---- . caaltler of the
I — bank." he aald. "Please send this
I telegram for me" Theo he gave the
I hewage authorizing the first bank to
I Mjjbe bogus draft, aud thl» message
I ’» telegraph company »ent without
I •’“PeiHug that It was fraudulent.
I Some years ago au eavteru man was
I Wilted to Invest In worthless mining
•twk on the basis of a frauduleut tele-
Chua purporting to come from an ex­
pert be had »eut out to investigate the
Hitting property, but which was lu
flsllty »eut lu a manuer similar to the
•bote by a confederate. This eastern
®«o s faith In telegrams cost film some
Wag luore than ilo.uoO.
story of a fraud with ao amus-
■» »Ide cornea from across the water,
•hb a London man of rather convivial
“»bits ug thF r|Ctim. This man was
•»rgetfui and used to leave at borne bis
°®ie aD(j ajfp gey». He also had a
Practice of leaving the city »urreptl-
Uo,l»iy for a day now and then for a
">0Tirlal time with frienda. all un-
’®o<vn to bta wife. One day tbla bn»i
•*” man went on one of hla periodical
«»nt», and a rogue who knew hla
■bit* ventured to »end thia telegram
’• bl» wife; "Please »end my key».
Freddy." In due course of time
key» were delivered at the office
,ad U>e rogue was there to re
them. He ransacked the whole
»t hla leisure, aafe and alL Late
t*at night the boalneaa man came home
•M »a» teased by bto wife for bls tor-
**ti’-meaa.
Thia was new» to him.
bflt be kept his counsel
The next
*orn|ng he discovered that hla office
•W been robbed.—B. K Mann In Pltta-
*»1 Dispatch.
«flections are like lightning. Tofl
tell where they will strike «»til
have fallen.—Lacordfllre.
p#f
It» Insect Victims
Amo.ig commou plums tbere are f._
more remarkable tban the ¿¿J
1 here is little dOIJbt HHJ.g # weH
^riued natural history contributor to
the London Ctronicle. that the teasel
is as much a flesh eating organism as
any spider that ever spun a web
Mo^'ver. its method of securing Its
H it rS,H,h'‘Ui;h q“lte as ln8«”‘ou» as
that of the spider, is much more com-
piebenslve us well as more efficacloua.
xot only does this extraordinary plant
capture all specie» of flies ami gnats,
irreat or small, but caterpillars, slugs
w.KHl Hee aud the like are all frequeni
vl'-tlms.
How this Is brought about forms one
of the most wonderful Incidents in na­
ture's fascinating story of the year.
The spider weaves her net of the finest
silk, the teasel makes her snare out
of dewdrops. The plant grow» up
»tralght as a church spiro, throwing
out Its leaves In pairs at intervals up
the Juicy green stem. The twin leaves
unite at tbelr base to form a deep
cup. and the leaves are so contrived
that the moisture precipitated on them
runs down into this reservoir.
A well developed plant will thus
catch and hold in four or five of these
water traps a full halt pint of liquid,
and the heat of the sun appears to
evaporate so little of it that the cups
will be brimming even at the close of
u hot June day. The smooth, steep
leaves all lead down Into these pits,
and their gradient gets sharper as the
water is approached.
Thus the teasel’s victims are made
to "walk the plank” to their death, and
once iu the water there is no hope of
return. They soon drowu. and every
teasel well has at Its ta'ttom a layer
of slime formed by their disintegrated
bodies.
It Is of course difficult to prove
that this deposit is absorbed by the
plant as nutriment, but careful dis­
section will show at the base of each
cup a ring of apertures—sink holes, in
fact- which le»l Into the substance of
the stem and the presence of which
affords little room for doubt ou the
matter.
DRIVING A NAIL.
More to It Than Simply Hammering It
Into the Wood.
ALEXA^OEn'S
snake .
I
“ Prohibition does not prohibit.”
“More liquor sold in dry territory |
No snake that ever lived won greater I than in wet.” “License help»buei-
fatue for the time than Alexander's. i | ness.” It ¡A no use to expose these
Lucian tells the story. Apolloulus, a threadbare fallacies again. People
master of the magic arts. Had many who reason eoutitenace them no
disciples, among whom was a practic- j ! longer, and people who do not rea-
mg physician who lived in Abouotl- I j son will credit whatever appeals to
ehu-. a small town on the shore of the I their preconceived notions. It will
Black »a. There Alexander was born j not be amiss, however, to note |
of humble parentage and Imbibed from . some facts which stand stubornly
the old dix tor all that he bad learned | in the way of saloon apologists.
from Apollonius of medicine aud mag­ ! The following press dispatch show
ic. He was a Ind of striking apjiear-
' how the nationalaccoiiJit-lxiok loots
ance. tall, handsome, with a tine head I up:
of hair, list rolls brown eyes and a
\\ a/niNGTON,
Aug.
2. Unc le
voice sweet uud limpid "God grant."
wrote Lucian, who knew him, "that I I Sam's pocketbook suffered a big
may never meet with such ani l her. -1. j bikage J because oi the prohil i
wave during the fiscal year
Ills coming was wonderful, his dex­ lion
ending July 3() last, during viiich
terity matchless. His eagerness for period tiiere was a decrease of
knowledge, his capacity for learning $3,200,773 in whisky tax receipts as
and power of memory were equally shown by the preliminary report of
Kills.Her Foe of ao Years
extraordinary."
the Internal Revenue Bureau, just
“ The most mricdeH» ri.rnix I had for
Such was the well favored young issued by Acting Commissioner 20 jears.” declarrH Mrs James liimcaii,
peasant who sallied forth from his na­ Robert Williams, Jr. Whisky tax ut Hajnesville, Me.. ’’ was Dyspepsia 1
tive town In search of fame and for­ collections last year \\ ere $134,068,034 sutfeird iulvnsely after eating or drmk
■ is against $140,1M9O7 lor the pre­ ing and Could scarcely •'!"» p.
Aller
tune. Soon lie fell in with one Co- ceding year.
The receipts from
connas. a shrewd tipster for the races l»etr and other ierim nted liquors many lemedies had tailed ai d seve ral
and somewhat of a Juggler. The two amounted to $57.-Lil»,411, a decrease doctors gior me up, 1 tried l.irtim
Bitters, which ciirtd me rooiplel» h
rogues Joined forces and meandered of $2,3(11,»05 compared with 1008.
Now 1 cad eal Mtn thing. I am 7o teals
about telling fortunes. Arriving at
Four and one-half millions less old and am overjoy td lu gel my heallli
Pella, they found a great number of revenue paid in 1900 than in 1908’!! and strength back again." For Indiges­
huge, harmless snakes which lived in
tion, L» >»» ut Appetite, Kidney Trouble,
\\ hat ever else this may not prove, Laine Back, Female ('omplaiul». Ils un.
the houses, played and slept with the
it
certainly
does
seem
to
indicate
equaled.
O'dv 5b<‘ al Chas. 1. Clough's,
children and destroyed poisonous rats.
Alexander promptly purchased one of that less revenue is being paid on
Mrs. Louie IIlie, 428 Outlen St., Dan.
the largest, a veritable monster, so intoxicants than in previous years. vide. 111 .write*. Gcloiier 1st : ••fioieCs
tame that it would coll about his body Now, the U. S. Government is a Kidney Pills staried me on (he road to
and remain in any desired position. good collector and it can hardly be health. 1 whs treated by four doclms
Then be made a human face for It out assumed that the shortage is due and took other kidney remedies but
of linen, painted it Ingeniously and to lack of vigilance. It certainly grew worse, and was unaliie to do un
shaped it so that : the month would does seem that less liquor is being I homework, and the ductor told me 1
only could live from two to six month»
open and shut by an arrangement of
made and sold in this country.
I am now ho much better that I do ail
horsehair, letting the forked tongue
Touching the paradoxic al protest of my own work, and I »hall be very
shoot In and out at the will of the
glad to tell any one affi cted with kid
master. Having no further use for • that where prohibition prevails! liey or bladder trouble the good result«
Coconnas. he either administered poi­ drinking is on the increase. Puck I received from taking FoleC» Kidn»*)
son to him or let him (lie from some * find material for a smile producing i Tills ” Commence hxlay and be well.
Do not risk having Bright'» Disease or
Infection nnd returned with his snake * suggestion to liquor dealers:
Diabetea.—Uba». I Clough.
to his native town. There he declared
According to reports, the recent !
himself a prophet and announced that 1 convention of brewers at Atlantic I
Young Girls Are Victims
the god Aesculapius was about to ap­ City blamed prohibition for an of hendache, as well »bolder women, but
pear. The people were credulous, ex­ • excess of drinking. This is an in­ »11 get quick relict ami prompt cure
citable and eager for a new divinity.
teresting contribution to the litera­ from Dr. King's New Lilt* Pills, the
When the great day arrived Alexan ture of paradoxes. By the same world’s best remedy for sick and ner­
vous headaches. They make pure blood,
der pretended to discover in a puddle sign, it can be shown that drinking I
»mi strong nerves and build up your
of water a goose egg which he had is to blame for an excess of pro- | health. Try them
at Chas. I.
hibition. It ought to be easy for |
placed there after removing the con­ the brewers^to map out tlieirjutun
tents. substituting a small embryo
snake just born and carefully sealing
the shell with wax. When the multitude
had gathered he broke the shell and
produced the tiny creature, which. In
a few moments grew to be the monster
from Pella by the simple process of
substitution. Thereafter the big snake,
believed to be Aesculapius, led a busy­
life. He gave seances, told fortunes In
writing and even spoke freely, with
the aid of the prophet's ventriloquial
powers. Alexander grew rich and pow­
erful. kept a small army of retainers
and spies, wielded no little Influence
The "1892" Pure Spun Aluminum Ware is rapidly
over the government even at Rome and
coming into use for cooking purposes. It is taking
died at a ripe old age in the fullness of
the place of agate and enamel ware because while its
his renown. What became of the snake
first cost is a trifle more than ordinary ware, it is
really much cheaper in the long run, as it is guaran­
nobody knows. Probably at the last
teed for twenty-five years and will last practically
the prophet dispatched the faithful
a life time.
creature to prevent the discovery of his
The genuine "1892” Ware, made only from pure
deception after his death —George liar
SPUN (not cast) Aluminum, will not crack, scale, peel,
vey in North American Review.
break, scorch or burn.
It looks like silver but weighs only about one-
The Kind Cat.
quarter as much, is easily cleaned and handled, and
A neighbor of old Mrs. Harrington
will not rust, corrode or tarnish. Absolutely pure,
killed a fine pig one day. He cut it
non-poisonous and wholesome , saves money, time and
up and bung the pieces in his wood­
doctor's bills.
shed. Mrs. Harrington's cat climbed
Be sure you »et the originul and gen«
nine ware »tamped with th® Maltcae
into the shed that night, stole u large
Crot»a. At your dealers.
pork chop and carried it home to her
mistress. The minister happened to
call on the old lady the next day.
was Just frying the chop. She
the minister how miraculously It
been brought to her by the cat.
“And, oh. sir." she said piously. “It
was almost beautiful to see the way
the sweet auimal brought me the pork
chop, It quite recalled to my mind
what we read In Holy Writ about
Elijah and the ravens.”—Exchange.
Olden Days.
One who thinks that tlw driving of a
nail consists simply iu getting the
whole length of It out of sight has
little conception of the real uature of
the operation, says the Scientific Amer­
ican. A nail driven by an expert will
often hold several times as much as
one ill driven, while, too. it is ofteu
made to draw the parts Into place. If
you have ever watched a mechanic
driving ualls you have doubtless noted
that he rarely drives one at right
angles with the face of the work.
There Is a reason for this. Suppose that
lie is uaillng the "sheeting” on the
frame of a building and desires to
draw the board down tightly against
the oue below It. He points the nail
downward, and a few well considered
blows at the last produce the desired
effect. If the board is bent edgewise, so
that much force Is required, probably
be will start the nt i! in the upper edge,
pointing very sharply downward.
Again, two ualls driven In a board at
different angles will hold it In place
much more firmly than the same ualls
would if they were driven at right
angles with the face of the board.
Did you ever notice that iu driving
a nail in very hard wood one man will
do It successfully, while another suc­
ceeds only In doubling the nail up be­
fore the point has fnlrly entered the
wood? The difference lies in the fact
that the expert strikes the nail fairly
and not too hard, “coaxing" it in.
while the other strikes too hard a.ad
with indirection. It may be properly
mentioned right here that iu driving
a nail into very hard wood It Is usual­
ly profitable to dip the end In oil or
The Courtship Gate.
grease. This will not sensibly Inter­
We have beeu shown a design for an
fere with the bolding qualities of the upholstered front gate which seems
nail, while It will be found to very destined to become very popular. The
materially facilitate its driving.
footboard Is cushioned, and there is a
warm soapstone ou each side, the in­
side step being adjustable, so that a
Hi» One Good Trait.
Loafer—Can yer »pare us a 'a'penny. 6hort girl can bring her lips to the
Hue of any given mustache without
mate?
Workingman—Wotcher want a a pen­ trouble. If the gate is occupied at
10:30 p. m., an Iron hand extends from
ny for?
Loafer—Cos I got one. and I wants one gate post, takes the young man by
the left ear, turns him around, and be
another for the price of 'arf a pint.
Workingman—Ever done a day’s is at once started toward home by a
steel foot. The girl can. if she likes,
work In yer life?
Loafer-No. guv'nor, cawnt say as I set this part at a later hour than 10:30.
—Jones County (Gaj News.
'ave.
Workingman-Well, yer never done a
----------- 'Ere's
Gibraltar's Searchlight Cattery.
pore bloke out of a - Job. anyway,
For ships to pass around Gibraltar.
yer 'a'penny.—London Punch.
England's aDd the world's greatest
fortress, without being observed wen
Those Useless Questions.
at night is a practical Impossibility,
"Billy, did you ever pick up a live
owing to the great battery of search
trolley wire with your bare baud»?”
lights arranged along the bottom of
“Many a time.”
the rock. A ship running either in or
"Didn't it give you a »bock?"
"Give me a »buck? it killed me dead out runs into one of the fixed beams
of light and is revealed. A moving
every time.”—Chicago Tribune.
beam of light then follows her until
the lookout officers are satisfied as to
Diplomacy.
her Intentions.—Popular Mechanics.
"But what made you irritate her fa­
ther?"
.
•I had to do It. I waimt aay too
popular with the girl until her fsther
forbade me the bouae.”-L<mtavllle
Courier-Journal.
After Him.
Summons.
In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon
tor liliuniook County.
Eunu Erickson.
Plaintiff
vs-
Charles Erickson.
Defendant.
To Charle» Erickson, the above nutned de­
fend ant
In the iiai ne of the State of Oregon : You
arc hereby required to appear .mil answer
the e-<iuplaint filed against you in the above
cntitlcu court anti cause on or before the 4th
day of November. 1009, and if you fail to
answer, for want thereof, the plaintifi will
apply to the court for the relief prayed for in
her eomplaiut herein. to-wit : That the
bonds of matrimony existing between plain­
tifi'and defendant l>t dissolved, and for such
other anti further relief as to the court may
seem equitable.
This summons is served upon you by puIp-
Heat ion tn the Tillamook Headlight by order
of the Hou W'm. Galloway. Judge of the
above named court, dated the 28th day of
September I ODD The first publication to be
on the JUth dav of September 1009.
A W »HVERANCE.
Attorney for Plaintifi’.
Something New In Jgfe.
Kitchen Ware
King & Smith Co
mnoj
"THE SCHOOL OF QUALITY
I
Adiuinistrutor s Sale.
N otice is H krkhv G ivkn ,—That the un-
Unsigned , as ndiniiiistrutor t»f the eaiate of
B H Sl'l LLMAN, deceased, by virtue of on
order of the County Court of Yutnhi I
County. Stute of Oregon, duly made and
entered tn said estate on the 20th day of
October. H'O9, empowering, ordering and
directing him so to do. will, at the re»ulcnC’*
of James Daul, near Pitner, in Tillurnook
County, Stute of <>regon. iron» and after the
27th day of November, 1009. proceed to »ell
b>r cash in hand at private sale <o the
highest bidder, or person offering the h.gheHt
price therefor, the following described teal
properly belonging to said estate, to-wit :
The Northwest Fourth of the Northwest
Fourth of Section Twelve (12) in Township
Six (6) South. Range Nine (0) West of the
Willamette Meridian, in Tillamook County,
State <>f Oregon, containing Forty acres.
Dated this 20th day of October. 1909.
j. O. KOGERS,
Administrator of the estate of
B. 11 Stillman, deceased.
,
VINE W. PEARCE.
Attorney for administrator.
>01'11 E KOH I’ttlll.Il'ATION.
Departmeut »•I the Z Interior,
___ ___
..i Portland, Or«*
U.S. Land Office, at
A j>ri 1 jBi'd, 1909.
Notice in hereby given that FLORA M.
PATZLAK, of Tillamook, Oregon, who, on
April 23rd. 1 dot», made timber tmik I atone Hppli-
% Src.
caliou. No. 01927, for E 54
K ol Nr ,,
iu.
tp. 1 south, Range 9 W vHt, WlllHinetle
Meridian, hint tiled notice of intention ‘ ‘ to
-
make final timber proof, to e»t><blish claim to
\5 . H
the laud above described, * r
*•
Cooper, V S x'ommiwsiojivr, nt Tillamook,
Oregon, on the 10th day of December, 1909-
('lainiant ntimes h « wi'iir».»»s •.
Carl Patzlat, ol Til amook, Oregon; DavM
Martins. of Tillamook. Oregon ; J hs VNoofi-
»ard, of Tillamook, Oregon; Ed. LiinlKey, of
Tillamook. <»1 egO'i
Ai.i.EHNfiN » D rkmsfk . Register
NOTICE FOR l l HLlCATlON.
Department of the Interior,
U.S. Laud Office, at Portland, On».,
Apiil ibt, i IK aj .
Notice is
» erehy
given that VARL A.
PAl’Zl.AF. ol Tillamook. Oregon, who. on
April ist. I90M. made timber ami atone appli­
cation. No 0I76’.», for Ne V4<»f Sw % ami Nw %
of Se *4 of Hcction 2i, township i ho th, range
9 Weal. Wiliamett** Meridian, has filed notice
of intention to make final timber proof, to
tHMiblihli olaim to 'the land above tniNcribed
before W. H, Cooper, U.8. Commissioner, at
Tillamook.
Oregon, on
the loth day of
Dt-ccnibrr I9o9. Claimant names as witne-wu s ;
David Martiny, of Tillamook, Oregon; E l.
I.indsey, oi Tillamook, Oregon; Morris Leach,
of Tillamook, .Oregon; Frank Easter, of lilla-
mook, Oregon.
A i . gkknon S. D hkhkkr , Register.
.......... ,, ... ■ „ »----- -4--- -- ...MS,,
Notice of
Final Account
N otick is II rhhhy C.ivKN,—That the un­
dersigned, administrator of the estate of
NELLIE ► . DWYEM. deceived. has filed his
final account as such ndmiatrator in the
office of the County Clerk of Tillamook
County, Oregon, ami that the County Judge
of said county has appointed Monday. De­
cember »Uh, 1 Doo, at tin hour of Ten o’clock
A. M . at t he oilier of the County Juris®. in the
Court House in Tillamook City. Tillamook
County, Oregon. m the time and place for
the hearing of ohjectionM to such final ac­
count anil the settlement thereof.
Dated this 4-th day of November, 1009.
II T. BOTTS.
Administrator. with the Will annexed,
of the Estate of Nellie I-'.
Dwyer, deceased.
N otice
of
8<
iioui , I ndemnity
tion
H ei . ru .
United State» Land Office,
I’iirthoiil.’l) i »‘ x < hi , Sept. 2l. 19(9.
N otice ih H ereby G iven ,—TI ih I tie
Slate of Oregon, on September 21, 1909,
applied foriheSw
of Sw *4 of Heelion
11, T. 3 N, R. 9 W„ WillHmetie Meridian,
»ml till'd II) th)» office » list of School
Indemnity Selection»
in which
it
»elected hhii I land, am| that »aid h»t ih
open Io the public for inspection.
Any and »11 persona Haiming ndvei•
»♦•ly the fllMive dercrdied land or any
legal Hiihdivihion lhereef, or claiming
(he »»file under the mining lawn, or
(irniriiitf to idiow wind land to be nioie
valuable for mineral than lor agricu1
tural purpoMiH, < r to object to mh <1
»election for any leyal reason should
tile their claim» or their affidavit» of
prolubt or cuntegt in tin» office.
A lgernon S. B remser ,
Rt*gi»ier.
G eo . W. B i bee
Receiver.
I lu re l»y designate the Tillamook
I { e» < 111 g 111. a newspaper publi»bv*d at
rillam<»»k, Oregon, hh the paper in
which the above notice 1» to l>e pub.
linlied.
AI xje K n O n H. B renner
Register.
Tenth and Morri»on, Portland, Oregon S3 A. P. Arm.trong, LL.B., Princlp.il
Old in years, new in methods, admittedly the high-standard
commercial school of the Northwest. Open all the year. Mort
calls for help than we can meet—position certain. Class and
individual instruction. Bookkeeping from written forms and by
office practice. Shorthand that excels in every respect. Special
penmanship department. Write for illustrated catalogue.
A.
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Diarrhoea
When you want a quick cure without
any loaa ol time, and one that ia followed
by no bad .esults, use
Chamberlain’s
Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy
CASE,
It never fail» and 1» plea»ant to take,
ft ia equally valuable for children. It ia
famous for ita cure» over a Urge part of
the civilized world.
PJIOPXIETO«
Tillamook Iron Works
General Machinists & Blacksmiths
FOR OUT DOOR WORK
Ihl THE WETTEST WEATHER
HUTHINÖ EQUALS
Boiler Work, l.oggrr’e Work and Heavy Hirginir
Fine Machine Work a Specialty.
Clothe*.
“Clothe» don't make the man," quot­
ed a »age.
•'They made me!" »aid a retired
tailor
"And where should I be If it wasu t
for suits?” chimed In a lawyer'» clerk.
TILLAMOOK,
SOWEJti
OREGON.
"Hl BUM*®
wati ..’ppoor
OILED
_ GAPMENTS
Aunt Crabbe-1 think It Is my duty
to tell you that I have beard from
Something From Nothing.
several sources that Mr Brown Is a I "It is Impossible to take something
very faat young man!
from nothing.” quoted the wise guy
aonw -
he is. I flball catch him
"Well, you come pretty close to it
London Fun.
when you take the conceit out of some
people.” added the simple mug.-Phil­
Very Clo»e.
adelphia Record.
Warden-How's the ctmpeige
np your way? Sort of a clo— tuto<—t
gplfer* (gloomily— Closest I
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Neither side is giving np • Will—
cent.-Buffaio Court»».
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course, dependent entirely upon
waul they wish to acvoiuplish.
If it is their primary object to
squelch prohibition, they have but
to quit making beer. Hut it their
primary object is to continue mak­
ing’ and selling’ beer, they have but
to jump in and work shoulder to
shoulder with the Prohibitionists.
It is not otten that processes can
be reduced to such simple terms.
But there is a simpler answer to
the assertion, It can be illustrated
by an old tireside riddle, A boy on
the street said with reference to an
approaching couple, “ That man is
my father and that woman h my
mother, and yet neither of them
are any relation i to me.” Those
who attempt to 1 work this out find
the task difficult, Many give it up
in despair.
Do you r Well, it’s
simple enough— the l>oy lied.
Christian Standard.
Uncopyrighted Fiction.
A Story Of Magio and Craduhty In
WIOOKW-WUB'MU
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Salem, Oregon
w. I. STALEY, Principal
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A wise man thinks before he speak^
graduate«.
Skillful
jmiiaatokil'g
leaateel*.
Lavh.g
exp-.-«
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but a fool speaks and then thinks of
ad'.uuao. Ul ua tali you «bout them. A vuUlvgu« lol tb. m A».».
What he baa been saving.
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