Image provided by: Tillamook County Library
About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 23, 1909)
T i LLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. SEPTEMBER 23, 1909. A LONDON DINNER. r PICKPOCKETS. ▼ha Scene la Elegant and Impressive, Th. Marnitr In Which th. “Dip,” Do but. Oh. 80 Sadi MEN OF ACTION. Their Thievng Work. I Served as an Illustration For tho Prw- “A German” thus writes the Loudon Av a usual thing the pickpockets feeeor’e Lecture. »all: A dinner la In progress at a first l»ry 'heir methods to suit circum- "How did yoU uke protessor New class hotel. Elegant toilets, spleudld stance«. < ouly the lower grade dips I man?” cue of the summer residents of Wrrouudlngs - aud an absence of work lu pairs' These are iïe”varïetj Willuwby asked Mr. Hiram Gale. “I _ ,M.rs. These are the variety! ,ound! Slowly, stiffly, like automa who operate ou tlrw l;,rs ' saw his name on the list of lecturers tons. tW dining ladles aud gentlemen stiitmn ptatforan .nd similar p! „ « in your last winter’s course.” proceed with their meal. Tbe scene Is "here they will fi„() crowds of p^hmB ! Mr. (tale stroked his chin reflective undoubtedly very impressive, but. oh. People and at the same time hate op ly. w sad: Amid tie sparkle of Jewels Well, bome thought he was kind o’ o’. '? ,‘8, :.'|,e ,r detected One of and silver and crystal and porcelain, the pair shoulders a stiff in his speech at first, but I tell ye — ■ « u'tKUiy victim roughly I atnld a scene that fairly invites, begs, while I be other does tbe work and what happened: —11 cries for a bright smile, a low, rip makes a "getaway.” lie got kind o' worked up telling us are fre-1 pling laugh or at least tbat deep, ant qnent, but convleiiuns Arrests are rare. be- wb.it men of action' meant, what the mated bum that makes itself other the foot111 U'"D <ap*"red svldom has got er ment o’ these United States was wise noticed wherever there is a large doing in Alasky, the Philippines, an' gathering, the diners alt as in expects Not but that I lie higher so on, an' be stepped a mite too nigh rade dips tlou of the Judgment day. Sometlmea work io su< h places. ; the aldge o’ tbe platform an' lost his ulurreu(x, lg 1 he difference Is Cost no more than others. somebody does speak—one word or bat they work in groups and choose balance. But as he begun to fall Sam Don’t buy until you investigate. two. The lips hardly part. The other Hobart an' Pick Willis, that were in Hues When prmqierous passeogers will nods bls head in terrible earnest. Then Let us send you our catalogue. * "‘ujority. During the fash the front seat, stood up an’ ketched silence reigns supreme sgaln. ionable shopping hours und after the him. one by each arm, an’ brought him Ask us about the 1910 automobiles— . A friend who bad been in England ibeaters at night are considered bar up stanain’. He bulged out at the you wou’t regret it. once related a story, the point of which vest times One method is to block knees for n minute, but nothin’ to j have never fully appreciated until Inc exit as ihe intended victims are speak of. now. Like myself, tbe first time be about to alight and In the Jumble make ’’An,' says Pick to him, 'The last had entered a dining room in London tbe "touch." Provided the victim dis word you spoke was "omnivorous,” Chapman and Alder Sts, PORTLAND. he looked around In surprise. Finally covers bis loss within a minute he is an mebbe before you mount again toward tbe end of the meal be called loo I hip , because Ihe ear or train bas you’ll give us some kind of a hint the waiter. “Tell me, please,” be sped on. what It means.’ 330 E Morrison St. PORTLAND. asked, “does anybody ever laugh Last Winter a trio of dips worked a "The professor looked from Pick to here?” ,,|,v"r .... .. in t’hicago. Garbing Sam an’ back to Pick again, kind o' "Well." replied tbe waiter. "I am theinselves in evening clothes, they dnz<il. an' then he begun to laugh. sorry to say that we have bad some iniltgled in fasliionable crowds in big I ou let me mount,* he says, 'an' complaints, but not often, sir —not cafes, theater exits and railroad sta- i'll see to It that the rest o’ my talk often." tions. One of the party was always is such you won't need a dictionary.* hoiielessly drunk, aud the others, ap An’ he kep’ his promise. parently acting the part of Samaritan«, "Yes. sir, he gave us a tine talk THE LOADED GUN. were hard put trying to keep him on after that, an' he's cowin' again. We A Most Dangarou« Thing to Have bls feet Willi all their care, howe'er, had him to breakfast next oioruln', he would stumble occasionally and fall and my wife said she wouldn't want Around tho Homa. The loaded pistol I d the borne Is an Into groups of ladles and geutlemen. to hear anybody talk more sensible or object of danger, wherever it may be Invariably tbe sober companions had act more common au’ frlendlv than he .......... there was a piece lu the Sen placed To be of any use In an emer apologized and taken tbeir charge did. Hut 280 Acres, 10 miles from Brownsville and 3 miles gency it must be within easy reach away before any one discovered tbe tlnel next week referrin’ to Pick an' from Crawfordsville, in Linn county. 80 acres of level If It Is within easy reach It may figure loss of valuables.-Bohemian Maga- Sam as ‘Wlllowby's men of action,' au' 1 reckon the uame ’ll stick to 'em in a homicide or a suicide. Tbe sud zine land. 40 acres cleared and under plow. All of the place long as they live.”—Youth's Coin pa □- denly nwakened person may kill a is under fence and sub-divided. 160 acres of heavy saw Ion. member of tbe household by mistake. BUSINESS BASEBALL timber of fir, pine aud oak, will cruise over 1,coo,000 A child may fiDd It and explode it. If feet. Watered by running creeks and springs the year it is not within easy reach It might The Advent of Gate Receipts In the THEIR LAZY CLUB. round. “L” house of 5 rooms in fair condition. Stock aa well be in a shop downtown as far National Game. «« resisting burglars or serving a use sheds for stock. Poultry house, etc. Three miles to 1 be professional baseball player, as English Workmen Make Late Comere ful purpose is concerned. If it is put sui h. was unknown before the civil Pay For Tardiness. school and post-office. Will throw in the following away as a curiosity it should always war. One finds, indeed, signs in the In the engineering shops of a cer- stock : 6 good cows, 25 head of sheep, 2 brood hogs, 60 be unloaded, tf the weapon is a relic newspapers of tbe period that our tain Engllsb firm the workmen of a head in all of chickens, geese and turkeys. of the past, a specimen of an ancient "sporting men" drew no very sharp year or two ago originated what they I am coming io Tillamook in about three weeks form of gunmaking. It is Just as in line between the amateur and the oc called the Lazy club. It was entirely teresting with Its chambers empty aa casional professional. That perhaps tteir own Idea, which for obvious rea and will accept any place that will compare favorably with them tilled. was only Datura). Athletics were a sons has received neither recognition with what I have to offer. Of course pistols may be put away new thing to us. We had yet to learn nor financial support from the manage I hold the value of this place of $5,500. Write or loaded with tbe full intention of hav the dangers and tbe finer ethics of ment, but has been the most excellent call on ing them safely fired or unloaded later sport. For example, the first conven- means of reducing the number of late and then forgotten. This Is a matter tion of amateur clubs, held in 1859. comers. that cannot be neglected without dan felt called upon to pass a rule against Whenever a workman Is more than ger. The loaded gun is a menace to paying players. There was no money five minutes after time be finds tbe life as long as It remains loaded and In the game as yet. only glory, but cer gate locked, and be Is not allowed to within reach. Even at tbe bottom of tain rich nouplaying members of tbe until the half hour is up. a trunk It is possible cause of trouble fashionable clubs bad begun to lure This half hour Is deducted from his it behooves everybody to make sure stars from other clubs by offers of wages, but In addition be bas also to tbat there are none of these bidden money or "jobs." pay to Uie treasurer of tbe Lazy club The foundation stone of professional about 5 cents for coming late. weapons on tbe premises, to be found Have your eyes examined before starting to school. ® by rummaging children or suddenly baseball, however, was laid when the If be is late more than once or so disclosed in tbe course of bouseclean Atlantic«, tbe Eckfords. the Mutuals during a week everybody Is aware of Do not be troubled with your eyes this winter. If you and tbe other crack teams of Brook tbe fact, and tbe second or third time Ing or changes.—Washington Star. have your eyes properly fitted with a pair of glasses you lyn began playing on the old Union he makes his appearance after starting will not be compelled to go home with a sick headache grounds. This arena was a fenced Finea In Germany. time he Is greeted with a terrific com or be troubled with a headache at all. Oft Tbe German workman who tbe other basin used io winter as a skating bination of noises produced on any Have your eyes examined before they become strained ga day was fined In a fxmdon police rink. In 18G2 the owners decided to available material by his fellow work- court probably considered that be bad make it continuously profitable by men. for close work and avoid future trouble. All work ia a genuine grievance when be complain turning it Into a summer baseball park. At certain periods the accumulated guaranteed satisfactory. ed that. In addition to the fine, bis Experimentally they charged a regu funds of tbe Lazy club are divided, compulsory attendance at the court lar ten cent fee at the gate. They not among those who bare produced had lost him a day's pay. For they found that spectators were willing to them, it should be noted, but among do these things better—at any rate, pay even when they raised the price tbe entire staff equally. Thus tbe late to 25 cents. Half of these fees went workman Is made to pay the early from the delinquents' point of view io the fatherland. For what may be to the ground owners and half to the comers for his laziness. described as a trivial offense the clubs. So came the appetite for gate The last distribution was Just prior worker Is not compelled to attend tbe receipts, and "business" had entered to a “bean feast.” and funds accumu court, and tbe amount of tbe fine is the game.—Collier’s Weekly. lated during twelve months were dis- V’Sltr.i-UTl_______ —______ fTM — $ collected from blm at bis bouse by a trlbuted, amounting to over $1.75 ■ «1-------------------------------------------------------------- Knew the Prospect. policeman. In the event of a more se head.—System. Mr Honeyman looked hopefully at rious though still comparatively ven ial breach of tbe law. punishable by the pleasant, rosy faced Norwegian A Pepper Duel. It’s astonishing how many fine watches are ruined a «bort term of Imprisonment, Justice girl with whom the manager of the A certain literary and diplomatic W each year by being placed in the hands of poor and inex- Is satisfied If he works off the time employment bureau had accorded him friend of ours once took part In a pep V* pcrieuced workmen for repairs. A slight oversight on by installments Sundays and holidays. an Interview. “Can you wash and per duel at a foreign restaurant. He V*' their pa't often causes an unnoticeable grinding and iron?” be asked. -London Chronicle. was provoked to the contention by the "Yaas, I do dose," responded the quantity of stimulating condiment clicking that will wear out the best movement in a short cheerful Minna. Quick Repairs. tbat a stranger across the table In time. Why run these chances? Leave your repairing “And can you wait on the table—1 dulged tn. The stranger sprinkled an Slam has electricity, says the Cal- V* in our hands and you will get all long experience and mean will you-and answer the door cutta Times, aud tbe thoughtful man unconscionable quantity of red pepper honesty can give. ufacturers of It have provided to tbe bell?” Mr. Honeyman faltered. "My ujioii Ills food and proceeded to devour best of their ability for every conceiv wife Is quite determined on those it, to tbe wonder and admiration of able accident. For instance, when the points.” onlookers. Thereupon with studied “Yaas, I do dose.” and Minna con nonchalance tbe American swallowed lights go out tbe remedy is to follow tinued to beam benevolently. •be directions in this notice: an Immense piece of chill pepper. Then “And you can cook, of course," said tbe stranger added more red pepper, Bangkok. Slr-For the case tbat your electric light Mr. Honeyman. then the American another larger «nould tan we beg to send you inclosed a "Yaas.” said Minna for the third slice, covered with cayenne, and so on, ¡»«card. which please send ua at once •hen you find your light out. The com time. “I do dat fine ven you keep her till It seemed as If both would ex pany will then send you another post busy so she do not help me.”—Youths plode, while the other diners looked card. lours truly, on aghast, tbe American finally win MANAGER SIAM ELECTRICITY COM Companion. PANY. LIMITED. ning out with a prodigious dose defy Mexico City’« Pawnshop. ing all emulation^—Century. The Monte de I ’ ledad of Mexico City George Meredith. The legend that in his early days tbe Is an old and peculiar Institution. Be Dust • Thoutand F««t Thick. a,e George Merldltb was so poor tbat ing a government estahllsbment.itcor China has its "bad lands.” all dust Invested all bis funds In a sack of responds In scope and object to similar and dreariness, aod Its irrigation oatmeal, subsisting thereon while be natlonnl pawnshops, such as tbe wheels, aud Its "soul appalling” Gobi wrote “Evan Harrington,” Is denied Mont de Plete in Paris or the K. K. desert, along whose southern boundary by Mr. J. a . Ha tn inert on In bla book Versatamt In Vienna, but it Is con Iles the Great wall. In some of tbene •¡corge Meredith In Anecdote and ducted on different business principles regions the famous yellow dust of ylflcism." One part of tbat pic than those of Ihe European Institu China lies to a depth of 1.000 feet, aod Monte de Piedad was estab when tbe wind blow« tbe whole land turesque if baseless story was to tbe tions Do their work neatly and promptly, see them effect that the novelist was Dot able lished in 1776 by Don Pedro Romero scape Is obscured. Tet It Is upon this 0 buy fuel and was accustomed to de Tlereros. count of Regia, a wealthy dust that the fertility of northern before you build, or phone South 31. ouffy the bag of oattuesl across the mine owner, with tbe approval of the China depends. The Chinese c«ii It government, which at a ,al«^ ” “ginger powder.”—Harper «. fooma to keep himself warm. took the business over itaelf.-Argo J. R. HARTER, Real Estate and Financial Agent. Insurance. OFFICE: TILLAMOOK HOTEL WAGONS, BUGGIES, Bicycles. AUTOMOBILES Automobile Salesroom, Wagons and Buggies WILL TRADE FOR ANYTHING IN TILLA MOOK THAT LOOKS GOOD. Partly Improved Stock Ranch in Linn County Will Trade for 40 Acres or Over of Like Value in Tillamook County. ROLLIE W. WATSON, Tillamook City. Oregon. BEFORE SCHOOL Dr. Henry C. Morris. & Watch Repairing Tip. » s EUGENE JENKINS. Reliable Jeweler The ® S » £ $ £ s « TILLAMOOK CONSTRUCTION CO. , . A Bright Id*«. “Hogan's cow brnk Into the »•”/* berry patch this mornln\ sorr an t bivvy damages we "bnld git fr ““" hi no use. Pstrick Hell be sure to swear It was somebody else .coir -The divll a bit. sorr He < anit W »but the baste In there fur Irldeoc. "n„. Progression. »ut sometimes It's right to tell • •J'»» He. Isn't IIP An Advantage. Brown-Yes. I'm acquaint«! with your wife, old man I knew her before you married her. . Smith-Ab, that's where you bad ths advantage of me—I didn't—Life Judge.__________ — Crushed Colonial Tame ancestors cime over In tbe Mayflower. wtl’ps- ' notice tbat when 89(1 ••>■• Ides once It tan t long 7 •«comes color blind "-Cleve- *0d Leader. ■ ¡2?» X. * « -r.».^- J* h>d do fallings ourselves ws -J" Dot take so mach pleasure tn '.art.' Vary Rud«. "Going to call on your new neigh- bora next door?” “Not I. They insulted me the day they moved in." “As to bow?” ______ _ a sofa 0» tbe “Asked __ me to occupy sktewalk; Mid they fMred I couldn't get a good v**w froln b*blBj ,be blind«.”—Pittaburg Poet naut.__________ No Harm Dona. neve been having a regular clear- at home." explained Mr. X. at e ofilce, "throwing all sorts of old og» away. 1 put 0De of my wed- pr M en , s od tbe fire thia morning." Old you really?’ asked a horrified ™««gue. “What waa Itr * topper kettle.” replied X.-Lon- flon Mail. Magnificence cionot be cbw what is cheap «unot be tnagDlflc.»?. Johnson. I Nobody does anything well that they cannot help doing. Work In only doM when U M do«e with • wlU-~ I Ruakin. -J k- • - F. W. BERGER, Gen. Manager. I have sortie new and second hand ladies’ and gent’s wheels a1 a bargain. Will not tie undersold by Eastern firms. Come and see my stock. I am pre pared to build you an; kind of a bike at short notice. Bargains never before seen in Tills monk for cash Old bicycles taken. E. D SNODGRASS, AT THE OLD STAND. ALBERT AMY, Painter & Decorator. All work guaranteed first class, end order promptly attended to. TILLAMOOK, OREGON. Real Estate for Sale LANDS IMPROVED AND UNIMPROVED Tillamook City Properly in any part of City. BAY CITY LOT8 Small Tracts near Bay City as low as $95.00 per acre. Timlier *>( good quality consisting of spruce, hemlock, fir mid cedar nenr Io water Several hundred acres to be had in one body, hy J. C. BEWLEY. Tillamook, Oregon. Nothing doing on Sundays. FARM ( “ Beauty draws us by it single hair.” ■ vv* * * «i n I I | | This seems like something of an exagerotion on the part of the poet, if nt least does not apply to men. The man with a gingie hair would not draw worth a cent, unless as n curiosity. People to look I heir best need I I I I hair, they need nil they evei | have. If the hair begins to go it Iis time to line IMPERIAL HAIR TONIC. Thi» preparntion saves hair. It stimulates the hair bulbs, cleans the scalp of dandruff or eruption., Laud promotes new growth. Try it now. Price 50<J. and $1 00 a bottle. IK * •« * ■!' I «: dM* • IW | CHAS. A- I. D CLOUGH CO., - PERKINS, * Reliable Druggists I and Prescription Experts. RESIDENT DENTIST. ua at * * * « * ian*l Office in Sturgeon’s Building. All Work Guaranteed. TILLAMOOK. OREGON. M A SON I C LODGE, Sat i *r No. 57. meets on third I day of each 1.0 0 F. Hall, at month in 7;8O p in. F rank S kvbbani - k , W.M E rwin H arrison , Sec. Foley’s Will cure a cough or cold no matter how aevere and prevent pneumonia and consumption. A Guarantee. Thia is to certify that all druggists are authorized to re. fund your money if Foley’s Honey and Tar fails to cure your cough or cold. Contains no opiates. The genuine is in a yellow package. tuutf MUTiItTU J. S. Lamar, Tillamook. Hawk & Miller, Bay City Diarrhoea When you want a quick cure without any loea of time, and one that ia followed by no bad .eaulta, use Prepares young people for bookkeepers, stenographers correspondents and general office work. The development of the Northwest will afford openings for thousand« m the neat few years. Prepare now. Bend for oMateg««. W. I. STALEY, Principal, Salem, Oregon Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy It never tails and is pleasant to take. It ia equally valuable for chtidren. It is famous for its cures over a large part of the civilised world.
