Tillamook headlight., July 15, 1909, Image 4

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Advertising Rates.
A FROG IN THE POT.
L kgal A dvertiskmknts :
BRIBERY IN RUSSIA.
Complete set of Abs.
Vexing Day, of th. Early T,a Tax In An Incident of th, Rvign of the "Czar-
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Liber at«.-.”
New England.
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An old and long retired Russian gen
tirwt Insetion, per line................... I
Each subsequent insertion, line....
Tea was not brought over by the
Basinet* and professional cards,
1 month ........................................ I 00 first settlers. When the pilgrims land­
fictneatead Notices .......................... 5 OU ed at Plymouth tea win selling In Eng­ I
Timber Claim* ..........................
10 00
land at from J10 to KO per pound. It
Locals per line each insertion ...
5 was a luxury that bad been known to
Display auivertiatiuent, an inch.
Englishmen only a few years.
1 month ......................................
50
Early settlers got along without In­
All Resolutions of Condolence and
dia or China ten for a long time. They
Lodge Notices. 5c. per line.
used roots, herbs and leaves found tn
Cards of Thanks, 5c. per line.
Notices, Lost, Strayed or Stolen, etc., the fields and woods as a substitute
miniiuum rale, 25c. not exceedu g five for tea. Sassafras tea was a common
lines.
drink.
RATES OP
oral, a man of the “old school.” relat
ed the following story In Illustration
of the official bribery that prevails In
Russia, the Incident being oue within
bls own personal knowledge:
During the reign of Alexander II
the "czar-llberator,” the widow of a
distinguished general endeavored to
obtain an appointment In a certain
ministry for her only son. a young
man of superior education and Intelll
Tea was advertised for sale tn Bos­ gence. The minister promised the
ton in 1762 for the first time, according widow to reserve the first occurring
to historians. In 1766 patriots began vacancy In his department. She wait
to take the pledge uot to drink tea be­ ed in vain for the fulfillment of the
cause of the tax that the English gov­ promise and twice related her api>eal
ernment placed on It. It became fash­ by letter. She learned, too. that In the
ionable for patriotic Indies not to serve meantime several vacancies bad been
India tea. but as substitutes therefor filled by other candidates.
The widow then waited upon the era
"Labrador tea” and “Liberty tea.”
Captain Page of Danvers forbade his peror and told nls majesty of the mln
spouse to taste tea beneath bls roof tster's broken promises and her own
as long as the tax remained upon it keen disappointment and after a fen
but the strong minded and ingenious moments’ consideration the czar asked
lady ascended to the flat roof of the her If she bad Inclosed a gift of money
house, invited her friends to follow, to the minister with her written ap
plication.
.
and there she served tea to them.
"Why. certainly not. your tnnlesty
Some other ladles of the town fared
less fortunately. They u ed to l»or- i 1 should not dare put su> b an affront
row for their tea parties the bis tea- upon bis excellency."
"Do not trouble yourself about the
pot of the once famous Bell tavern,
Oue day, after drinking the forbidden affront, mndame,” replied the czar
beverage, the master of the house un­ “but renew your proshenle to the mln
expectedly walked tn. Jumped to the Ister and Inclose £1,000 to him."
“But I bare no such sum of money
fire, grabbed the teapot and turned it
over, and out rolled a big frog. The your majesty,” said the widow dole
Jovial patriots at the Bell tavern sus­ fully.
"Oh. as to that, I will lend you the
pecting the use of the pot had placed
the frog In It. Some of the dames I l money, and the mlufster will no doubt
never drank tea afterward, for It made repay me. and you will inform me.
please, of the result of your renewed
them sick.
Isaac Wilson of Peabody persisted application with the Inclosure."
The widow sent her son to the mln
In selling tea. so the Sons of Liberty
seized him and compelled him to walk Ister with the £1.000 lent by the czar
Inclosed with a politely written note,
about town penitently repeating:
the result being that the young man
I. Isaac Wilson, a Tory be;
I, Isaac Wilson. I sell tea.
received the desired appointment the
The celebrated Boston tea party was same day.
About a week later the minister had
followed by tea parties In other New
England towns. In Salem, soon after Just concluded his customary official
the Boston party. David Mason was report to the czar when his majesty
suspected of having had bls negro observed. "By the way. there la a very
servant smuggle two chests of tea into Intelligent and promising young man.
his home.
Patriots entered and the son of the late General —. for
searched his house. They found the whom you can perhaps find a fairly
tea. They gave it to boys, who parad­ prospective position In your depart­
ed with It to Salem common and there ment.”
“But, your majesty,” said the min­
burned It.
Even after the Revolution trade In ister, “that young man Is already In
tea was not wholly unrestricted. It my department, and I should say that
appears that tn some New England he Is likely to make a career for him
places dealers In tea were required to self.”
take out a license.—Boston Globe.
“Tell me, please.” quietly asked the
czar, “how much did this youth's
mother pay you for the appointment?”
THE HORSE BREAKER.
The minister was too wily and tact­
ful outwardly to manifest bls surprise
How H, Cured a Valuable Animal of
and chagrin, and he knew, too, that
■ Bad Habit.
his safety demanded a perfectly can
The late Duke of Northumberland did reply to bls sovereign.
once purchased a beautiful and valu­
“Would your majesty be Interested.”
able horse, but no soouer had bls grace he said, "to hear what 1 myself paid
begun to use him than he discovered
for the Influence which procured my
that the horse had one very bad trick portfolio from your gracious hands?
—that of suddenly lying down when
The total sum was £22.500. and. rein
bls rider was ou his back. This could
tively speaking. I do not think, with
not be endured, so be ordered bls serv­
all humility, that this lady has paid
ant to get the horse properly broken
at all dearly for the prospects of her
lu, says a writer in Chambers' Journal.
son.”
Accoidlugly away went the groom to
The minister repaid to the czar the
a celebrated horse breaker in the city
£1,000 nnd was not unkindly dismissed
of Durham and, without mentioning
from the audience, and he also re
the aulmal's particular frailty, left him
talned bls portfolio.—Odessa Cor. Lon-
with a general commission to break
don Standard.
him hi. The uext day the teacher of
horses rode out on au experimental
Th, African Buffalo,
trip with the duke's favorite and pres­
A wounded buffalo Is vastly more
ently found himself geutly rolled upon
the soil and the horse by bis side, very dangerous when he runs away than
when he charges, for In nine cases out
much at his ease.
"Oh," said the horse breaker, not at of ten after a dash that may be for s
all embarrassed, "Is that your cus­ few hundred yards or a mile he will
tom?" So he provided himself the revengefully circle back to an Inter
next day with several strong stakes ceptlon of bls own trail, stand hidden
and plenty of sound rope aud took the in grass or thicket until his pursuer
unceremonious steed to a large field comes plodding along the trail and
adjoining Durham cathedral. Riding then charge upon him. Despite the
round nnd round, the animal, accord­ fierce temper of a lone bull, his savage
ing to his character, soon stretched cunning and his groat, charging bulk
himself comfortably, rider and all. on 1 believe him much less dangerous
the green sods. Without saying n than the Hon. for he has far fess speed
word the horse breaker, gettlug up. lacks the Hon's poisoned daws nnd Is
seized upon bls wooden stakes, drove a much bigger target. This opinion Is
them deep and firm Into the ground all ruhstantlnted by the indisputable fact
around the willful brute aud then by that at least ten men are killed or
means of the rope fastened him down mauled by Hon to one killed by buf
exactly lu the position chosen by him­ falo.—Edgar Beecher Bronson In Cen
self, so that neither legs nor body tury.
could stir oue Inch. Of course after a
Th, Tempi, of Zeus.
time the horse was willing to get up.
All that remains of the great temple
but the teacher was willing he should
of Zeus, which was 700 years In build
lie still, aud there be kept him with
ing. is to be found about 150 yards
plenty of hay nnd water within reach, from the foot of the Acropolis at Ath
for three days aud three nights, him­ ens. The ruins consist of sixteen col­
self sitting ou bls back for most of
umn« of the Corinthian order, six and
the time, smoking hla pipe. The horse
one-half feet In diameter and sixty
never agnln lay down with his rider
feet high. It was the second largest
on bls back.
temple erected by the Greeks, one su­
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Frwd C. Huker, Publi«her.
Dairy ng In Tillamook.
Tillamook County is pre-eminently the
d irv county of Oregon
Its climate i*
moist., mild and eq liable, and its soil i®
well adapted to the production oi forage
plants making it an ideal grazing section
Laboring under a heavy handicap Be­
cause of inadequate transportation facil
¡ties, the dairymen of that section have
iipverthelrss made a showing in profits
and products, for several years past that
is truly wonderful.
For a number of
years the terms ‘Tillamook butter” and
‘ Tillamook cheese’’ have been a guaran­
tee for excellence in the quality of these
staple products that has never been
questioned, while year after year the
quiiitity of these products has increased,
until, as stated in a recent communica­
tion from Tillamook, the checks paid to
dairymen last May called for larger
amounts than ever before in a single
month in (he history of the dairying in­
dustry in Tillamook County
Dairymen have taken the precaution
to work together in the matter of plac
ing their products on the market, thus
securing a uniformity in price and an
unquestioned guarantee of quality, to­
gether with the substantia) advantages
that accrue from large shipments.
Dairying in Tillamook has developed
a three fold industry ; it has caused much
land to be cleared for growing hay, a
yearly increase in surplus stock unavail­
able for dairy purposes for an ever.
clamorous meat supply, and the produc
tion of butter and cheese in constantly
increasing quantity for a widening mar­
ket. This is prosperity of the type that
makes sure advance and is in no danger
of turning suddenly upon its traces. It
tells of a comfortable living under all
circumstances for those who engage in it
air’ >fin assured competence for those
who pursue dairying intelligently and
industriously, even on a small scale.—
Oregonian,
Next to writing an affinity letter the
most difficult task in the world is to in­
terpret one.
Some of the people in Washington are
beginning to wonder what interest
Senator Tillman cun have in the subject
of tea culture.
Greek versus Greek is the title of the
Senate case involving the met its of the
Taft tax amendment an.l the Uummii s
income plan.
The term “militant.” as applied to tl e
London snffr igettes, seems to be ex
tremcly mild. In this country it would
be supplanted by “rip-roaring.”
"What has the Payne bill done for
lO.tHHl.lKKl or 23,000,< Oil mothers bringii g
up families on a lew hundred dollars a
year ?’• asks Ida Tarbell Only provides
the way for getting the three or four
hundred. Thai’s all.
Secretary Wilson believe« that the high
price of foodstuff* is largely due to the
scarcity of farm hands. If this tie the
correct explanation it is almost certain
that prices will keep on soaring, because
the veonianry are each year becoming
leas and lets inclined to work on the
form.
If it hadn’t been for another of those
confounded coincidences. Prof George
Herbert Palmer of Harvard College
would hiiye picked some other day for
advising young people to flirt than the
perior to It In size being the temple
same one on which it came out that the
Th, Canny Scot', Sens« of Humor.
of Diana at Ephesus. According to a
murder of Mrs. Woodill by Eastman
The reason a Boot does not laugh at legend. Its foundation was built hy
wa* the result of what began in a harm­ • Joke right away, says Dean Iiamsay,
Dukallon, the Greek Noah, who from
In not, ns is the popular fiction, that he this point witnessed the waters of the
less flirt a tion
If anybody wants nil object lesson in
the weakness ol representative govern
meat, let him contemplate now the
struggle in Congress to wo am* nd pend­
ing measures with nnconslitutional
features that the courts will lie forced to
nullify them. The strangest part of all
of it is that the same men who do these
things are those who wonder most at
demands fur initiative, referendums and
other paraphernalia of what they call
«’radicalism."
Twenty-Five
(Is
Price of Peace
An opening In the
| is "alow in the uptake.” but that the flood subside.
canny mau will not commit himself. ground 1« said to be the orifice through
!
He
must
think
it
over
before
he
do
­
which the flood disappeared.
I
the
The terribla itching and smarting, inci-1
dent to certain shin diseasra, is alniost
Instantly allayed by applying Cham. |
Pertains Halve Price. 25 twnia. Fori
sale by Lamar’s Drug Store.
Everyone would lie ben* filed by taking
Foley’s Orino Mxalive tor stomach and
liver trouble and habitual constipation.
It sweetens th«» stomach and breath,
gently stimulates the liver and rrgulatee
the Im writ and is much superior lopilla
and ordinary laxatives. Why not trj
Foley a Orino Laxative todav?—J 8.
I.snmr, Tillamook, Haw k A Miller Ray
City.
nate, the exact amount of laughter
which the joke deserves. The Scot
minister, who is Scotlaud's common
public speaker. Is aware, consciously
or Instluctively, of this trait, and bls
delivery of an anecdote with a point
la a thing of unique art.
Solicitude.
"Charley, dear." said young Mrs.
Torklns. "didn't you say that bone
you bought has a pedigree?"
"Tes." ” was the complacent reply
•<? 'Well, knowing how unlucky you
ar« with hone«. I consulted a veteri-
nary surgeon. You needn't worry
The doctor say. It won't hurt him tn
the least."—Washington Star.
BO it C^
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W. have .
in office.
Taxes
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Office opposite
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c A H. Berry Suf«6
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gl,„ Fl.. Or, 0r...l.ua Sus.r. »» W •
w.H- COOPER
Star brand process Rolled Barley.
A ttorney - at .^
The best on the market.
75 lbs. Sack, 11.60.
$40 a Ton.
C arl
ray feed co .
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T illamook ,
haberla ^
ATTORNEY.AT-U,
ffewtechcr
Office across the street iBd J
gì
the Post Office
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Steamer
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H. COYNE, 'I
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A ttorney - atl «
Office : Opposite Count
T illamook , O u J
(CAPT. P. SCHRADER)
A.
w. SEVERN
A ttorney - at -L«,
Portland and Tillamook.
T illamook
.. Ota
T. BOALS, J.D.
FREIGHT, $3.00 PER TON
PHYSICIAN & SUBÌ
TILLAMOOK!
Office- Olson Building.
Wein’ hrne. j
Sails from Couch st. Wharf, Portland, Oregon, Residence : Mrs.
Mrs. Walker's, 1
EVERY TUESDAY.
THAT’S ALL.
I. M. SMITH,
PHYSICIAN & SUB
Office over J. A. Todd A
Tillamook, On.
The Best Hotel.
c.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
J. P. flLtLtEjN, Proprietor.
Headquarters for Travelling Men
haws
PHYSICIAN & SUI
BAY CITY, 01
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
A First Class Table.
Comfortable Beds and Accommodation.
F
R. BEALS,
REAL ESTATI
F inancial W
The only REAL opposition steamer
sailing between Bay points and Portland.
IT IS TO THE ADVANTAGE of the
people of Tillamook County to patronize
this line. Route all your shipments care
steamer Argo.
Prompt and efficient service always,
Winter and Summer.
Claims promptly paid and taken care of.
Agents at Tillamook, Ore.
Bay city, Ore,
Astoria, Ore.
Portland, Ore.
Sails every SATURDAY from Tillamook.
rain or shine.
Both freight and passenger.
Portland & Tillamook Transportation Co.
Amended.
Tillamook,
P. J. SHARP.
RESIDENT DEI
Office across the street?
Court How
Dr. Wise’s ofc)
rr-v S ARCHET,
L . The Pashin
Cleaning, Pressing «¡1
ing a Sp«Ä
Store in Heins PM,
Gallery-
j ^OBEFT A.
A ttorney - a ^
Land Titles, 1^
ness and Minisi
PORTLAND,
Room, 306 Cora®^
L and Orrrcs BcW*
In a book of musical criticism the
author alluded In flattering terms to
the works of his friend Herr Q Un­
fortunately during the priming of the
volume the two friends quarreled
Then the offended author had Inserted
In each copy of the book a slip of pa
per with the following note: “Erratum,
page 94, line 21. for Herr Q.. the eml
nent composer and distinguished must
dan.' read Herr Q. the pretentions
violinist and Impudent aud clumsr
plagiarist • "—London Mail.
A SPXCUVTÎ-
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
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Yon Use Them.
We Sell Them.
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____ N"' D00r ,0 Tillamook County Bank.
Tasting Dear Little Fide', Milk.
“Algy. dear." remarked a young
wife to her husband. "I wish you Centrally Located.
would taste this milk and see If It is
Racon That office seeking friend Of perfectly sweet If If» the least bit
yours has landed a job at last.”
•our ! mustn't give any of ft to dear
Egbert Good! Wbat has be landed? ' llttl, FMor-London Tit Bits.
“He's kee|>er at the peatbouae."
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"Well, he's the right man In the right '
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A man', religion
never __
dies __ so ___
long Th« Only First C1
place He's the greatest pest I «ver as h« use, th« Golden Rule in messa*
A Modern Hotel.
Trarel1agVnH,0|^(.
knewToukers Statesman
ing hla gettona."
WITH Qf, |l
Well Placed.
hotel
R amsey " ’ “" New
™J«nook. Oregon.
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