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T illamook ss HT WITHOUT HUT' WILD ELEPHANTS, headlight , june 17, 1909 THE MYSTERY OF MARS. .a A Herd's Successful Raid on a Granary lid but Unsolved Problem, I* There In Csylon. Animal Life on the Planet? With a planet so old as Mars and so Some soldiers stationed at an out Purf. of the Tiny Firefly post In Ceylon, says a Colombo paper, far along in the process of life ex to protect a granary containing a large tinction the conditions of life would be Mighty Comet. quantity of rice were sent off a few severe, aud only a highly intellectual miles to quiet some unruly villagers, and scientifically developed race could .H JttLDS THE SECRET. only two of the party remaining be endure and master them. The engi hind. No sooner had the soldiers de parted than a herd of wild elephants, neering skill and constructive capacity to Science, and the Man which bad long been wandering about to control the annual Hoods from the • to Penetrate That Mya- the neighborhood, appeared in front of poles, store the waters aud build the In a Position to Revo- the granary. Its walls were of solid thousands of miles of huge canals * brickwork, very thick, and the only would require scientific knowledge be nr atlaNlaa Vki* Planet of Our*. opening into the building was In the yond that possessed by us at the pres Thia la notan Aesop fable, although center of the roof, w hich was reached ent time and financial resources in ex ►. a ta*. a moral. by a ladder. On the approach of the cess of those we have yet accumulat There are two things tn whose pres- elephants the two men clambered up ed. The natiou that finds the digging Oils, Paint, Varnish, Doors, Window ice acienctf atauds wondering and Into a lofty banyan tree to escape In of a little ditch at Panama so great a b Ja¿^- little glowworm (or the jury. Screened by the thick foliage, task would be helpless In the face of Sashes, yet tinier Brofi.v- an.l the mighty comet though unseen by the elephants, they such a problem as these thousands of arching the Sky with Its glimmering easily saw all that went on below. miles of Martian canals, if. Indeed, ca a 5 "" train. Each of them bolds the same The sagacious animals began opera nals they be. Yet. In view of the secret—how to make light without tions at the corners of greater life age of Mars, such higher ill' heat The man who gets that secret Two powerful elephants, tile building, intelligence would be nntural In tin- after putting will revolutionize the planet. i forth every effort, but in vain, to make regular process of development, as The late |tmldem -f tin- ib-y-ii As an impression on the building, were suming that it has ever beeu the abode tronomical Society --f iir.-et l'.ru.H.-i of Intellectual life. referred to the value of the comet's forced to retire exhausted. A third Scientists are in the main In a re came forward, and. applying bis tusks Agents for the Great Western Saw. secret in his retiring address. lie ceptive state on this subject. They as levers, he at length succeeded in thought thst we do not sufficiently ap- are not ready to admit that the exist dislodging a single brick. An opening 1 'wit. »reclat» the wondrous spectacle of a ence of life on that planet lias been I comet's tall. It shows us hundreds of once made, others of the herd ad proved. They do not deny It. but call _a vanced. and soon an entrance was ob billions of cubic miles of space slmul- for greater proof than n plausible the tained sufficiently large to admit them. The Most Reliable Merchants in Tillamook County. j H Ci taneously glowing with luminosity ory. Among others than scientists As the whole company could not be there is in the main a disposition no' . whose origin is a mystery. w. ' ' It la a gigantic experiment In a accommodated at once, they divided to accept the Martian human life txp;r branch of physics of which we as yet into small groups of three or four. theory or the theory of life on nuy of g . .know very Httle. The comet Is itu- After satisfying themselves they re the thousands of spheres that wheel Cures Backache 1 mersed In What we may well regard tired and gave place to others until and glisten in illimitable space. They as a vacuum: at least It Is a far more i the whole herd, upward of twenty, bad seem to think that such a theory con Corrects made a full meal. By this time a shrill ~ perfect vacuum than we can produce. filets with religion and dwarfs uian Irregularities ‘ Yet the persistent glow of the comet's sound was heard from one of the ele and his Importance in the sclienn* of wyu tall shows that there is no real vacuum phants, and those still in the granary creation. ’ Do not risk having there, but a vast quantity of extreme- rushed out and Joined their compan This seems to be a very narrow view it Bright’s Diseasa HN, ly attenuated matter which uo doubt ions. One of the first divisions, after to take, since It appears to set bound > or Diabetes leaving the building, had acted as sen la the cause of the luminosity. upon the Infinite power and creative a at. We ought. Professor Newall tliluks. tinel while the others were taking their desires of the Almighty, whose greal to awake toLthe Importance of this turn. He had perceived the troops scheme of mortal and Immortal li*e is IS. it hint. "Who knows." he says, “wheth- returning from the village and gave not necessarily confined to n single er. If we could discover a method of the signal for retreat, when the whole planet or the few billions of human 1 disrupting gases and vapors In ultra herd, flourishing their trunks, moved beings who are born and die upon h vacuous spaces artificially maintained rapidly into the jungle. As to dwarfing the Importance of mini, The soldiers found the animals bad a few billions more added to the liil [S, Min earth, we should not have a meth od of artificial illumination as econorn- devoured the greater part of the rice. lions on earth would make little differ ----- teal as that of the glowworm and as A ball from a fleldpiece was discharged ence. Man is at best a small mid hi — "brilliant as Is needed for our nocturnal at them in their retreat, but they only significant creature, but If all embrac wagged their tails as if in mockery ing wisdom, power and love takes so B 111 life?” I ■' This thing may really be within our and were soon bidden in the recesses llcltous note of him It would be limit I Htreach. although at the present time of their native forests. ing those infinite qualties to say th.-n one planet must be his abiding place no ,-we cannot even suggest to ourselves _.'exactly how It Is to be attained. B it Therefore the question of human ii: DAYS OF THE WEEK. 1 "the tendency of recent investigation is telllgence on Mars or any other planet 1In that direction. As Sir John Her- At On* Tim* They Were Designated of the solar system or the other great id«,~scbel said of another discovery which systems in remote space should be Merely by Numbers. UiiiwuWaa just at the door. “We can feel it Formerly the days of the week were purely and simply a scientific one. t • .¡trembling along the farreacblng line numbered one, two. three, four, five be accepted as true only when proved JTW(j of our analysis.” and six, beginning with the Sabbath but not to be rejected through semi There are not a few men. who are Even now the custom still prevails merit or for any other reason wbatevei regarded by their harder beaded seien- certain modern Greeks, the except lack of proof.—St. Louis Star. jHOIShfic brethren as "dreamers," who pic- among Slavs and the Finns. Many old fash ■ein ture to themselves a fast coming time ioned and orthodox Quakers, particu An Oriental Blessinj. Jlj when we shall not only obtain light at A well known representative from larly in the north of England, still bold al HmSS Cheap a rate as the firefly has It. to this custom, which was the common China, who was a guest at a wciidf": (¡«Abut when we Shall have tapped the ex- one in the days of the apostles and in a capital city, was approached aftci hanstlea Stores "f energy ili.it sleep down to the fourth century as well as the ceremony by the best man and ..¿’,,.?all around Us in nature. usual among the Jews and the Arabs. Jocularly asked to go over to the JJa.W» are like one in a dreant sus The orthodox Quakers use the numer young couple and pronounce n parental pended In the midst of a vast work- ical system In preference to the ordi blessing. The obliging dignitary com *hr>p crowded with mu’111 ml In--us ms nary on the ground that the gods and piled with pleasure. Placing his hands r<>riwa,hlnes. all Whirling and fluttering in goddesses, from whom the names were on the blushing bride and shaking to oirA storm of energies, but which be can bridegroom, be said: “May every new '‘"(•“■either control nor understand. If taken, were not of the highest respecta year bless you with a man-child off T,‘>e could set th ese things they might bility in point of morals. The week was originally only a con spring until they shall number twenty- m*iHterrify us, as the dreamer is terrified venient quarter of the lunar month; five in all. May these twenty-five man ":i|lLby the whirring belts and spinning hence it began on Monday, or moon children offspring present you with T°°i wheels of his Vision, seeming to grasp day. The Italians still call Monday twenty-five times twenty-five grand I r.iCt his life. the first and Sunday the seventh day children, and may these grandchil ----- If the actontlflc investigator needs of the week. Tuesday Is derived from dren”— ----- to establish a kelson d'etre In the eyes But the little bride grew hysterica' the Norse Tlw, who corresponded to which cannot follow about this time, and the oriental hie Mars, the god of war, a most disreputa es or bls results, he ing was ended amid the laughter of nt to the fact that the ble person in the eyes of Quakers. the guests.—Ladies' Home Journal. only al discoveries of mod- Thursday was Thor’B day. Thor being come out of the labora- a god warrior who was morally no bet A Cowboy Spider. gs as Incomprehensible ter than he ought to be. Wednesday, “Faking aside,” said the nature stu 'o the uniti ■ted as so much magic. It again, was Woden’s day, Woden being dent, “there is in New Zealand a cow Í» a well ki WWn fact that the growing the god of battle rage, The Romans k/Utt Of <Mftnany springs from her called this day Mercury’s. Friday was boy spider. This creature throws a supposed to be the luckiest day of the coll of web like a lasso over its prey’s ✓ tO “pure research.” bead, then odds more and more coils ' again to the pregnant hint week—for women. It was called after and when the prey is bound hand and the Norse FrIJa. the goddess of love, the coinet Professor Newall is foot devours it. ht tn saying, “Here is a and is the best day for weddings. For "There is a Borneo spider that In I Should stir up the most the pagan Romans it was also the day the spring days plays a fiddle. It is a Kulr-ommomiol mind in the support of as- of Venus, though the Christian Romans common thing for a lovesick spider to nevi iwBomy.”- Morrett P. Serviss in New called it the day of ill luck because dance before bls girl, but this Borneo Christ had been crucified on that day. Amer Saturday was called after Saturn, and boy my drawing bis arm across bls id to* - Sunday was known to the Christian* turn produces a sweet, clear note. Ml Cart of New York. Whenever he sees a good looking ■j.cars of New York carry as resurrection or sun day. young lady spider be stops and gives The week of seven days was import ng m mk B Un• as different a nationality her a tune, hoping to win her by mu it If each t Mtoged to a different coun- ed from Alexandria into Greece and sic.”—Philadelphia Bulletin. into Italy about the time of Christ. •-Cigbth avenue line there The Greeks had previously divided M Inara* Freedom From Cancer. 1 wwtfce’ Btored people; on the Sixth their month into sets of ten days, the JLare largely Americans, if “Miners never have cancer. In thir Mtkmericans in New York: Romans into sets of eight days, three ty-five years' practice in a mining town ■tray cars there are styl- and a half sets being equal to one I haven't had a single cancerous pa New Yorkers; on the month.—New York World. tient.” MMrlsli and Jewish people “And to what, doctor, do you Impute An Author's Initial*. K -on the Second avenue this immunity?” Of Initials are sometimes the resort ¡Mtn. Hungarian. Swedish “Miners are singularly cleanly. They ¿while on the surface cars the writer who is anxious to conceal bathe every day. They rarely smoke. Avenue A yon see his Identity, and a glance through any They are a temperate and regular set. nationality under the one of the 700 volumes that comprise Above all"— ded—New York Press. the catalogue of the British museum The physician smiled grimly. reading room will discover some “Miners.” he said, “die young, strange instances. A theological book, cer is an old age disease. And there in Regrets. ffin lacks courage and entitled "Inquiry Into the Meaning of really is the reason of the miner's can Demonlacks In the New Testament” cerous Immunity.” — Cincinnati is attributed to T. P. A. P. O. A. B. I. qulrer. hlmr C. O. S. Its real author was a certain say that?” was courting my wife Arthur Sykes, and the initials reveal Not th* 8*me. t her. If be had had bis position as "the precentor and “Excuse me.” he said as be entered rage and energy— But prebendary of Alton Borealis in the the public library at Pegantic, “but do of talking about it church at Salisbury."—London Chron you have any social registers here?” icle. Plain Dealer. “No, we baln't" said the librarian, with considerable hauteur. "This here Revenge. ules the World. VIERECK bulldin’ t* bet up by steam, and we Mrtrs uetue* * *,* I “That organist Belle jilted for the baln't got nothin' but radiators, and n caused the names of Men who connol I . slop for a rainy doy - wiH to be Inscribed on the aged millionaire played a spiteful trick we don't allow no aettln' around with » find the greatest s pillar, some one crlt- at her wedding.” your feet on to them neither The near Tillamook Bakery, During tho past 35 years no rem comfort and f “ What did be dor 'a mere bit of Imagl- est thing we got to a social registry In of bodily movement edy ha* proven more prompt or “Instead of playing them up the aisle this town Is the postoffice stove."—Lip Is true.” replied Na- more effectual in It* cures of in — — OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE. agination rules the r lth the wedding march, he struck up pincott's. •Old Hundred.’ "—Boston Transcript Coughs, Colds and Croup A Reminder. Chamberlain’s Coug'.i Remedy. In tien. Prospect* Brilliant. Mamma— What are you doing with SPECIALTY IN ALL KIND OF CAKES, than many homes it I* relied upon as Im WATERPROOFJ i was complaining of “I see you got married yesterday. that string. Lola? Lola (aged five>— plicitly a* the fiunlly physician. It con uniform. Tyfn' It on my finger, mamma, so If I Chloe. Are your proepects brilliant?** OILED CLOTHING ALL KIND OF BREAD. tains no opium or other narcotic, and declared, “the coI "Yaa*. Mah busband's friends ferget anything I'll be sure to 'member may be given na confidently to a baby SLICKtRS’JQO WITS‘30® m's spple so hard iTought me fo' mo' washin’s.”—Circle It.—Chicago News. a* to an adult. fr\cu'2bc-, large elzeOOc Every aormenl beonng arper** Weekly. Magazine lt.e vqr> ol the fish « That experience which does not Quoranleed voier proof * Colalog free to yonr only true This world Is to the sharpest, heaven make us better makes ns worse — a j t&w/fi» ro tovo*« v i a to the most worthy—Hamilton. Holmen. 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