Tillamook headlight., January 28, 1909, Image 5

TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JANUARY 28, 1909
FLEE MY PEN.
LIVELY CHASE.
Id ths Poor Dear Girls Didn’t En­
joy It a Bit.
Aren’t you afraid to go home
me, girls? If you'll wait just a
r minutes John will be home, and
will be glad to go over with you.”
thus spoke Mrs. Smith to three
ing ladies who lived 200 yards
Fn the road and who were about to
e her house after an evening call.
)h, no, we're not afraid! We'll
get out our hatpins, and then If
one comes for us we’ll give bat-
' This was from the youngest of
three, and she flourished a long
dangerous looking pin. finally
>lng it Into an imaginary foe. The
others took their hatpins In their
Is, and the three, bidding good
it to their hostess, made their way
n the path to the gate, all on the
t and In readiness to repel attack,
y were as brave and bold as ever
rlors were. They turned from the
it yard into the road and started
ard borne.
llrls, what's that?”
le three stopped and listened, but
r for a moment. Away back on
road they could hear the footfalls
man. They went on at a rapid
I. The footsteps of tbe man grew
er, and they could hear that
walking more quickly than
been.
le girls walked faster,
le man walked faster,
le girls almost ran.
le man was coming nearer, and
>st ran.
Sam Sleek—It's dead easy to 1 make
le girls broke from their walk and money when you know how.
Tied rapidly on. They were but a
Tom Toots—Do you know how?
> distance from their front gate , Sam Sleek—Sure.
Tom Toots—Why don’t you make
len, oh, horrible! The man began some?
run after them! They did not
Sam Sleek—I’m afraid I might get
t the strength to scream out. It caught while trying to pass It.—Phila­
I all they could do to keep on run- delphia Press.
f The villain was almost on them
r, but they were just a few feet
Easily Arranged.
ly from their front gate. They
The eminent musician halted, the
to the gate, opened it. and their seedy looking man.
luer was upon them. They would
“Sharp," be said, “you are just the
bably have fainted, but they man I want to see. I have an engage­
ght a glimpse of the man who had ment to play at an afternoon affair at
sed them, and—It was the brother Mrs. De Plunk's, and I can't possibly
wo of them.
go there, It means a couple of hun-
Veil," said he, all out of breath, dred. If you’ll take my place I’ll dl-
a're nice one3 to run away from vide with you. Walt; I’ll see that you
that way. I was going to stop in are made up so nobody can detect the
Mrs. Smith’s to bring you home. difference.”
then I saw you starting out.”
“But the playing! They will detect
be girls did not speak just then. the difference there.”
for many months did they say
“Not a bit of It? This Is a fashion­
thing of the fact that two of them able gathering, and everybody talks
Id never afterward find their hat- so loud that nobody boars a note!"—
l.—Detroit Free Tress.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Ths Root of ths Troubls.
Know His Limitations,
“I propb’sied he'd make a living."
Mr. Hobart said, speaking of a New
I flee my pen when heavy grows the
' York painter who spent a summer at
brain.
When tor a happy rhyme I search In ! bls farm, “because be knew what be
vain.
I could do, little as 'twas, aud didn't try
The Ink well closed, the pen laid in Its to fly too high.
place,
"Yes,” Mr. Hobart continued, with a
I seek tor other scenes tn outer epace
What though the wind be keen, what thoughtful smile, “you couldn't get
though It rain?
him to attempt any foolish flights.
I asked a change, nor can I well com- All that summer be-set out In tbe ben
yard, painting bens, or else out back
plain
It by a wetting I my end attain.
o' tbe barn, painting pigs. And when
So at a steady, blood bewarmlng pace
|
1 wild to him, 'Look a-bere, when Abe
I flee my pen.
Fowler comes to paint tbe bouse I'll
Yes; just as piglets see a tempting lane
get him to show you bow and let you
Leading to meadows ripe with golden take a hack at the side end. where
grain.
Break from their sodden ety and. grunt­ 'twon't show so much aud allow It on
ing, race.
your board,' he just shook bls head
Glad to escape their confines, pent and and smiled that kind o’ gentle, sorrow­
base,
ful smile o’ bis. and says he: ‘I couldn’t
I—tor the taste ot freedom that I gain—
think of It. Mr. Hobart, I should just
I flee my pen.
—Charles Battell Loomis In Judge.
ruin tbe looks o' tbe bouse, I'll keep
to the pigs and the bens, for I know
Wasn't Taking Chancea.
my limitations.'
“Well, 'twas a real relief to me. for
I suppose likely be would have botch-
ed the Job consld’able. And I said to
him then real hearty, 'Young man.
you'll earn your living yet, for you
nin't all et up with pride and ambi­
tion,' nud my words bare come true,
by what I hear.”—Youth’s Companion.
Why and Wherefore.
T T T. BOTTS,
•
I have just opened up the most com­
plete line of
y
Complete set of Abstract Books
Taxes paid for non
Residents.
Office opposite Post Office.
in office.
STAPLE & FANCY
GROCERIES
8
8
8
A ttorney - at -L aw
T illamook ,
O regon .
C arl haberlach
W. M. MILLS,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Opposite the Post Offiee.
Office across the street and north from
the Post Office.
H. GOYNE,
The Best Hotel.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
A ttorney - at L aw .
J. P. ALiUEN. Proprietor.
Office : Opposite Court House,
Headquarters for Travelling Men
T illamook , O regon
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
A First Class Table.
Comfortable Beds and Accommodation.
A. W. SEVERANCE,
A ttorney - at -L aw
PURITY
above
T illamook
R. T.
everything distinguished
WEINHARD’S BEER
From the
Emerson s Memory.
& SURGEON,
TILLAMOOK.
Office- Olbou Building.
Residence: Mrs. Weiwii* house, west o
Mrs. Walker'?.
Used on the family table it turns a dry lunch
into an enjoyable sustaining meal, makes home
cheerful, keep the men at home and offers
effective aid to real temperance.
Emerson was a notable sufferer from
the vagaries of memory. Ills biogra­
pher relates that lie met him one day
In Boston apparently at n less for
something and asked him where he
was going. “To dine,” said Emerson,
“with a very old and dear friend. I
know where she lives, but I hope she
won’t ask me ber name.” And then be
proceeded to descrilie her as “the
mother of the wife of tbe young tnnn
—the tall man—who spenks so well.”
nnd so on, until his Interlocutor guess­
ed to whom he was referring. Even
the names of common objects often
failed him completely. On one occa­
sion when he wanted an umbrella be
said: "I can't tell Its name, but I can
tell its history. Strangers take It
away." This failing of Emerson led to
a pathetic scene when be attended
Ixmgfellow's funeral and remarked as
he gazed at the coffin. “He Wns a
sweet nnd beautiful soul, but I have
entirely forgotten bls name.”
BOALS, M.D
PHYSICIAN
Common
O regon
R. 1. M. SMITH
Orders should be Sent to the
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
Columbia Bottling Co.,
Astoria, Oregon
Office over J. A. Todd & Co.,
Tillamook. Ore.
Agents for the H.Weinhard Brewery, Manufacturers of the
Tillamook Rock Braud Carbonated Beverages.
Agents for the Bartlett Spriug Mineral Water.
C. ILA WK,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
A minister one day found a little
boy In tears and questioned him as to
the cause of his distress. The young­
BAY CITY, OREGON.
ster replied that bls father bad pun­
ished him for being naughty, and he
was mighty glad that his mother bad
not done It.
R. BEALS,
“Why do you prefer to have your
father whip you?” questioned the
minister. “Is it because be Is less se­
REAL I STATE,
vere than your mother?”
F inancial A gent
"No,” replied tbe boy, “but when
be licks me ma says he's a brute and
Nero'a Golden House.
All the Same.
Tillamook, Oregon.
always gives me money to buy can-
The “golden house” of Nero seems
hat Is the size of your large dy.”—Harper's Weekly.
from all accounts to have been the
’s handkerchiefs?" asks the shop-
most stupendous dwelling place ever
p^R. P. J. SHARP
Her Idea of It.
built for a mortal man. Even if we
bey are just the same size as the
“So you are going to marry Swell­ regard the ancient descriptions as
I men's handkerchiefs, madam,” head?” asks the erstwhile suitor.
somewhat exaggerated it remains one
RESIDENT DENTIST
ilns the affable sales person. “The
“I am,” replies the beauteous crea­ of the largest royal houses ever built,
Df the man doesn't make any dif- ture.
and the luternal decorations seem to
Office across the street from the
ice In bls handkerchief.”—Judge.
"I don't see how—pardon me for be­ have been incomparably magnificent.
Court House.
ing so frank—I don't see how you can It was surrounded by parks, woods
The Gentle Art.
admire him at all. He is so insuffer­ and pools of great size, which appear
Dr.
Wise’s office.
□ going to have one of these artl- ably conceited.”
to have been entirely within the walls.
figures made to have my new
The
colonnades
of
the
bouse
Itself
ex
­
“Well, If you were engaged to me It
is fitted over,” states tbe first would make you Insufferably conceit­ tended a mile In length and crossed
SARCHET,
y damsel.
one of the main thoroughfares of the
ed yourself!”—Chicago Post.
jlng to?” smiles the second. “I
A . The Fashionable Tailor
city. The cities of the east were ran­
126
Fifth
Street,
Portland
jht you bad one made every time
sacked for masterpieces of Greek art
Hoad Troubles.
jot a new gown.”—Chicago Post.
“She got so much praise for her at- for the Interior. The walls shone with
Cleaning, Pressing and Repair
tractiveness that her bend began to gold and pearls, and the roof rested on
Elephant Treats His Throat.
marble
columns
of
enormous
size
and
ing a Specialty.
swell.”
beauty.—New York American.
“Too bad! Did she get worse F’
Central!; Located.
First Class Rooms.
“Oh. yes. Her bead began to be
Stove in Heins Photographic
Not Bull Run.
turned by it all.”
The story was told of an American
Gallery.
“What happened then?”
“Then she lost her head.”—Baltl- who happened to be crossing tbe ocean
some years ago on tbe Fourth of July,
more American.
which national holiday was celebrated Th« Only First Class Hotel in Tillamook, Ore. PJOBERT A. MILLER,
with great enthusiasm by tbe Ameri­
A Modern Hotel.
Traveling Men's Home.
Tourists' Headquarters.
Not the Same.
Meeks—My wife's front name is cans on board.
J.
F.
RAMSEY,
Pro.
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
'T say,” asked one of the English­
Emma.
men. “wbat is this tbe anniversary of
Bleeks—Well, what If It Is?
Land Titles, Land Office Busi'
Meeks—Oh, I merely mentioned it anyhow? Isn't It to celebrate the bat­
ness and Mining Law.
for the purpose of setting myself tle of Bull Run or something of that
right. You may think I am henpecked, kindr
PORTLAND,
ORBGON,
“No,” promptly spoke up an Ameri­
but I'm not, even If I do feel slightly
Room,
806
Commercial
Building.
can,
“
not
Bull
Run-
John
Bull
Run."
Em bossed at times.-Detroit Tribune.
—-Harper s u eekly.
L amb Ornes B ijvtnbm
Phone A. lflOO.
Takes Him Down.
In His Pocket.
A WFBClALTY.
“Every man baa bls price," quoted
“Gee whiz,” exclaimed Luschman
Ths Practical Kind.
/^SOWING & COWINC
(savagely!—So another judge has i the next morning. “I haven’t a cent in the wise guy.
"Well, I’ve noticed that a woman
led the same old thing—a wife's my pocket this morning!”
LAWYERS
“Well,” remarked his wife sharply, can generally make him feel pretty
I to search ber busband's pocket,
t (suavely)—Don't say “same old “who’s to blame for that but your­ cheap.” added the simple mug.—Phila­
R ook 334 W oscbstsb Bvixmau,
delphia Record.
T his » san O ak stbkkts
I am sure that Is a matter in self?”
Room Neat to the U.S. Land Office.
“I—er—think somebody else has had
h there la seeking after a great
Next
Door
to
Tillamook
County
Bank.
A Wonderful Hand.
of change.—Minneapolis Journal. a hand In it”—Philadelphia Press.
PORTLAND, OREGON.
Manter—I'm sorry to bear. Pat that
your
wife
Is
dead
Patrlck-Falth
an'
Professional
Advice.
Art Value«.
“Doctor." said tbe convalescent, ’tig a sad day for ns all, str! The
Hat—I would like to paint that
Hoalnante of yours. How much smiling weakly, “you may send In band that rocked the cradle baa kick­
ed the bucket.
d you charge me for two hours a your bill any day now.”
psoraiBToa
“Tut, tut," replied the M. D.. aOenc-
bn Mm?
Fear and Danger.
fmer—One dollar, and In ten days Ing his patient with a wave of his
Nervous Old Lady (to deck band on
[can keep tbe horse Fliegende hand. “You're not strong enough
Bteamtioat)—Is there any fear of dan­
yet.”—Judge
ger? Deck Hand (carelessly!—Plenty
of fear, ma’am, but not a bit of dan-
Th« Old Maid Stage.
Not Pride.
(fence—When your sister was
Redd DM you notice bow high Ml«« wer.
Boiler Work, Logger's Work and Heavy Forging.
■er they «ay she liked to see an Fuasanfeatber held ber no«« tn ber (
Tbe I'nlted State« submarine tend­ |
> date man.
Fine Machine Work a Specially.
new automobile?
ABB AU THROAT ANOtllHG igyiBLEB,
irice—She'« getting to that age j Greene—Oh, yea; «be was sitting ers tty a flag with a black fish on a
OVABASTIID BATIBFAOTOBY
when she's content to see any' right over the gaaollM tank!—Yonkers t white background surrounded by a
OB MOVXT REFUNDED.
nd border
of a maul—Yonkers Statesman. *| statesman.
■abshaw was too crippled with the
imatlsm to leave the house, so his
> went to the doctor's to get some-
g for him.
Io yonr busband would rather have
ledlclne to take internally for bls
imatlsm,” remarked the doctor,
ly does he object to tbe liniment?”
le doesn't." replied Mrs. Crab-
Iv, with a weary sigh. “You see,
it , I object to It, because I have
the rubbing."—Harper's Weekly.
I
Office.
COOPER
W.H
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The Rstort Final.
The garrulous old lady in the stern
of the boat had pestered the guide
with her comments and questions ever
since they had started. Her meek lit­
tle husband, who was bunched toad-
llke In the bow. fished In silence. The
old lady seemingly exhausted every
possible point In fish and animal life,
woodcraft and personal history when
she suddenly espied one of those furi­
ous paths of oily, unbroken water fre­
quently Been on small lakes which are
ruffled by a light breeze.
“Oh. guide, guide," she exclaimed,
“what makes that funny streak in the
water? No. there—right over there!”
The guide was busy rebaltlng the
old gentleman’s book and merely
mumbled. “U-m-mm. ”
“Guide.” repeated the old lady In
tones that were not to be denied, “look
right over there where I'm pointing
and tell me what makes that funny
streak In the water.”
Tbe guide looked up from his batt­
ing, with a sigh.
“That? Oh. that's where the road
went across the Ice last winter.”—
Everybody’s Magazine.
act Boo
Both phones.
in Tillamook, all new and Fresh. The
$ prices are no higher than others.
We most cordially invite you to
come and look at what we have and
get our prices, whether you buy or
$ not.
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A ttorney - at -L aw
The Oregon Cheese Co., Incorported,
is prepared to buy all the first class
cheese that comes along. Spot cash
and highest price. Factory men will
do well to see R. Robinson, the mana­
ger, before selling. He will be in
Tillamook a good part of the time dur­
ing the season
Only the best stock
wanted.
THE OREGON CHEESE COMPANY,
HOTEL RAMSEY,
e Tailor
Repai
Tillamook. Oregon.
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc
You Use Them.
We Sell Them.
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
CASE,
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1 Tillamook Iron Works J
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General Machinists & Blacksmiths, j
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