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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, NOVEMBER 5 FARMERS A GERMAN SATIRE. The Forgotten Life and the Sad Fate of the Herring. READ THE The experiments of men of science How ths Treasury Vaults at ' sometimes furnish amusement to those A Monster World, 1,300 Times Washington Are Protect?! 1 who are not particularly Interested In the Size of Ours. WATCHERS DAY AND NIGHT. Always on Duty and Always Prepared to Shoot to Kill—Never Has a Dol lar Been Taken From Them by Force—One Daring Scheme. the alow, minute and apparently In- i significant investigations by means of I which important physical facts are 1 learned. It is interesting to know that I if we cut off the tails of forty sue- ' cesslve generations of mice at their | birth not one mouse, even In the fourth ’ generation, will be born without a tall. 1 But when the man of science was en- j gaged I d cutting off the baby mice's tails all the world laughed at film, The slow experiments to test the pos- slbllity that by degrees an animal may change its habitat—a land animal tak- Ing to water, and so on—were thus amusingly satirized in Germany: Some time ago Herr Professor Scbllt- zer, the eminent biologist who is mak ing experiments relative to the changes of habitat made by animals, captured a live herring. He took the fish home and kept it in a large vat of salt wa ter. Every morning the professor dip ped out of this vat half a teaspoonful of salt water and replaced It with an equal amount of fresh water. The herring survived and passed bis days apparently in the best of spirits. In the course of time the water I d the tank was rendered completely fresh. Not a grain of salt was left lu It. And still the herring remained cheerful and in good health. Next the berr pro fessor began to deprive the fish, little by little, of the fresh water element In which he lived, lu this also he was successful, and after a time the herring gamboled around In a perfectly dry tank. The herr professor next put the fish in a birdcage, and the Intelligent crea ture continued to thrive. But one day the herr professor noticed that some thing seemed to be the matter with his pet. He had forgotten to give It anything to drink. Thereupon be put a dish of water In the cage. The next morning, when the herr professor came to look at his fish, a melancholy sight met his gaze. The herring had fallen head first Into the dish of water and had been drowned.— Harper's Weekly. WEEKLY OREGONIAN WHIRLS WITH AWFUL SPEED It OF PORTLAND Spine Around at Such a Fearful Gait That a Furious Gale Perpetual ly Encircles Its Equator—Its Possi ble Inhabitants and Its Moons. For the general news of the World also for information about liow to obtain ike best resuks in cultivating the soil, Stock Raising Fruit Growing etc. Not a dollar has ever been taken It Is. curious how little the average from the L'ulted States treasury by person knows about Jupiter. He has force. beard a lot, too much perhaps, about Perhaps the nearest approach to loot Mars, but that world, 1.300 times the ing the vaults of the treasury was the size of ours, whirling tn the terrible time Martin Broadfoot bud bls plans outer distance of space with Its five ulmut perfected This was back in the moons, its 144 months yearly, known the plan was to get Into eighties, and as Jupiter is almost If not quite a mys the building by means of tile great tery. sewer which runs under and near the In the first place, Jupiter, accordin treasury and Is known as the Fifteenth to some astronomers, is inhabited. street sewer and which grows l.uger So are some of Its moons, in the ns It enters the Potomac about three- quarters of a mile from the M bite midst of which the great planet spins 1 louse. around like a top at such tremendou.i Broudfoot'a plan, us developed after speed that it causes around the equator Ids arrest, was to get Into the building a furious wind that blows perpetually crack the safes and place the money at a rate of about 230 miles an hour. 111 large rublier bugs uud float them In the midst of this never ending, down the sewer to the Potomac, where howling gale live the Jovians. Some tils puls would be In waiting. These astronomers say that because Jupiter bags were found hi his rooui when be was arrested, und secret service men is so much bigger and heavier than THE ORIGINAL bud often seen him wulkiug along the the earth no creature of any weight shores of the Potomac- near where the can support itself. A man weighing laxative big sewer empties. This sev.vr 13 200 pounds on this earth would, if car about nice feet In diameter where It ried to Jupiter, weigh 500 pounds, and. HONEY and TAR pusses the treasury A emu could reasoning thus, they believe that noth easily make bls way up the sewer in the ing bigger than a cat could stand on through a stream of water which uh YELLOW PACKAGE this vast world. der normal conditions Is only about But this Is no doubt a mistake. If twelve Inches deep. By entering the J. Lamar, Tillamook and City Jupiter stood still or revolved no faster tunnel or sewer at the river the Jour than our earth all that astronomy Bays ney to the treasury could be made by would be true, and a terrestrial man keeping a sharp lookout. V hen the could not stand upon its surface. But mini or men In tile sewer readied the as a fact the tremendous rate of revo Fifteenth street sewer nothing would lution Is so much faster than the separate them from the gold coin and earth's that In spite of its monstrous bullion except about eighteen feet of size it turns about in less than ten earth and not too secure stone wall hours as against our twenty-four It was Broadfoot's scheme to dig his hours. way through this obstruction and to As it Is, a man of uormal earthly let the earth float or wash down the size, if transported to the equator of sewer. It would not have taken one mun more than two weeks working Jupiter, would actually feel much ouly at night, to have made an opening lighter than he does here on earth, be large1 enough for a man to crawl cause the swift rotation of the planet THE MAN KILLING CAMEL through. Of course Broadfoot knew would almost lift him from his feet the exact location of the vaults, and A Turk’s Consideration For the and throw him Into the heavens. He when lie once reached them he would would feel so light that the 250 mile Brute's Future Owner. have had no trouble In getting the gold There hud come with us from Hebron an hour tornado that blows incessant coin and bullion. It was evidently Id a Turkish soldier riding a young camel ly would pick him up and carry him purpose to fill the rubber bags with whose virtues he boasted and Indeed around and around the planet like a the precious staff and flout them down exhibited—the clean limbs, the stride speck of dust. the sewer to the river, where the} Oils, In order to keep on his feet the and the docility of the beast. It seem would be looked after by Ills coufed ed a worthy camel—a camel of excel Jovian man or woman would have to crates. This was the only really well lent humor and of disguished promise be about fifty feet tall, Some of them laid plot ever made* to loot the treas —and It was much coveted by the way. would doubtless reach the height of ury. and Just why Brondfoot was At night, as the custom is. the man fifty-five feet. Like all big bodies, the never given a trial has never been w as used to sleeping close to his beast, Jovian would have a tendency to slow known to the public. He was an lutei the winds being chill, but now at Ra- ness of motion. Having once seated Ifgent man. and suspicion was first fieh, while the mules were unloading himself, he would spend a good twelve aroused against him by his freqmu' and the cook was coaxing his fire, be hours at his breakfast and perhaps visits to the money rooms and vaults tethered the camel, flung bls saddle on eighteen at his dinner and would prob and by the questions he- asked watch ably throw up his job If bls employer men and messengers as to the hours the sand and went off to the mud bar ullowed him less than six hours for racks to hobnob with the Egyptian for the Great Saw. of duty, when the time locks closed froutler guard. I was presently bis lunch. and what time they opened, and all The oceans of Jupiter, torn into fury such questions. That he could have alarmed by the cook's outcry and a by the hurricanes, would pay no atten rising excitement In camp. The docile successfully carried out bls plans so tion to one moon such as moves the far as getting Into the building and camel was viciously trampling bls mas tides on our earth, and it takes no The Most Reliable in Tillamook the vaults are concerned there Is no ter's saddle, stupidly believing that be fewer than five of these satellites to /<$**’*i* questlou, for men have been In the was engaged In his master's murder— perform this work for Jupiter. They ■J»IZ sewer and conduits who say that II a savage and dreadful attack, a rearing travel at various rates of speed, some and heavy plunge. would have lieeu easy work. The most flying very close to Jupiter ’ s surface “What!” ejaculated the Turk when difficult part of the Job would have Two Great Dangers to EvesigM and others far off. They have atmos Real Ufe in the Hills and Forest SANDLAKE. been In getting away with the money lie was Informed of this. "Have I cher pheres somewhat like ours on earth, ished a man killer? ” BY ONE WHO LOVES NATURE. i ---------------- and bullion, for It would have required Mr. Bryan's chances for running again In the November issue of the Womal The camel was heartily beaten and and a moonlight on Jupiter is indeed a hard work to secure It and itet away To EDITOR OF TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. for I resident in 1912 are goed in Sand Home Companion. Dr. Woods Hnkiv glorious sight, for these moous have a About the ouly chance would have reduced to his knees, whereupon bls variety of colors. Two are blue, one In every country neighborhood is lake. son raises his lance against the bogie.! been to bury It somewhere In Virginia, doubled fore leg was tied so that he is yellow and one red. material for many novels. Here we can Jay Hoyt came in from the Valley civilization making the race blind. J for If ft had been placed on boats It could rise but with difficulty, and we Jupiter needs all Its moons at night study the elementáis. We get to the Wednesday, his uncle, J. R. Thompson, withdrew to observe his behavior, for "The dangers to which the mW would have becu easy to recover It. for Illumination, for without them its bedrock of human nature. Each strong accompanied hint. Mr. Thompson lias eve is exposed fall into two greatebrt It Is the opinion of the secret service his master was uot yet convinced. Rise five hours of darkness would be black character stands out clear and dis ¡net. been working out in the valley all the —disease, and overuse from near w men that many celebrated cracksmen he did, a persistent, silent effort, and Indeed. So distant is the sun that It is a simple life, but nit without an summer. have from time to time contemplated cautiously approached the saddle, which Here another great consoling fact ha broad daylight is hardly brighter than the conversion of a few million treas be attacked as savagely as before, b'lt appeal and a charm that are all its own. Arthur Kays is on the lake this week us, and that is thatjwhile overvork* twilight on earth, and one lone moon now with one hoof. ury notes to their own use. but aftei The cities and the newer com in unities on a duck hunting excursion. Don't consequent eye strain are by far the® “I have bad a narrow escape,” said would not reflect enough of the sun's careful study they have decided that of the west are mixed with » Urge kill all of them, Arthur. Leave a few monest troubles that befall the mod® rays to guide the Jovian footsteps. the Turk, "My camel would have the undertaking was too colossal la In the polar and semlpolar areas the foreign element. But in the eastern, for us. killed me tonight. By God and Mo eye, discomfort and efficiency are a,w character. Secretary Folger when ho 250 mile au hour tornado of the equa southern and certain portions of the One of Mr. and Mrs.Car's little girls is as they go in ninety nine eases oaf assumed Ills duties was not slow lu hammed, the propbet of God.” be tor is not present. Doubtless there are central states are to be found a people vefly sick. Dr. Smith was called to at. one hundred. Never vet was sn eje*l deciding that the treasury was not swore, “I will sell the beast In the eddies and occasional windstorms such Americana. Where is the American tend to the little sufferer on Saturday, solely from eye strain. It is s fact hR properly and safely guarded. There bazaar at Beersheba." I Inquired concerning the future own as there are on earth. And In these whose ancestors have lived upon the soil and at the present writing she is getting ninty-nine and nine tenths percent* I was not an electric ularm In the build localities It is possible for smaller Ing. the watchmen were Isolated ami er's prospect of long life. for generations. Most of them d< emended along very nicely. blindness is due to disease, and not • "He Is In God's hands," was the an creatures to exist, and here. too. vege had no facilities for calling help, and from the revolutionary stock. These are We understand that Galloway's have overwork. tation would flourish. The food sup swer. — Norman Duncan in Harper's the safes were of the old time lock and "More significant yet, seven tenths I ply of Jupiter must come from these novelist to catch their spirit and portray taken the contract from the county for key sort, scattered almost all over the Magazlue. |300 to open the road from I heir place the diseases which produce bltothaOR areas, where it is cultivated and ship their life ? big building. The secretary went to To one who was reared in the hill to the old W. C. King place. We are nil the acute infections, against wbiehei I A Great Way Off. ped to the equatorial regions by the work to bring about a proper condition Mr. M illiam Miles, late verger of diminutive races. The polar oceans country there is a certain beauty in its glad to hear of the road going to be zation wages an unceasing and virt*l of affairs. He had the watch system completely changed and reorganised, Rochester cathedral and the original are uot frozen because of the great rocky slopes and pleasant valleys opened, as it will then enable us to drive ious conflict. Smallpox is Pl,tl**| putting them under the strictest disci of Mr. Tope in "Edwin Drood," was Internal beat of Jupiter. And on these that cannot be found elsewhere. The to the beach. ly overcome, thanks to vaccination- I pline. Elaborate and extensive alarm a great favorite with the late Dean still oceans probably ships not greatly prairie is monotonous, the treeless plain The medicine man, T. E. Epplett, was others hold their own as 'blinder’- *1 Hole. On one anniversary of the ver different from ours ply, but about the systems were Installed The old safes wear some. The green and sunny sides of on the lake Tuesday. account of our highly tntcllipnt *1 were replaced by modern steel affairs ger's birthday, nfter a pleasant greet- equator the unending storm would the hills have a charm that never grows Ira Dimond was falling timber for his blyopia in declining to recognuc Ing, the dean asked: make surface sailing impossible. j with time locks and Intricate combina mill last week. “How many children did your moth If there are ships at all at the equa- old. officially or mention them i* tions. The gold aud silver vaults were er have?" And the trees, the strong larch tower We did not see Joe Finigan Sunday, Just.so long as we continue to cos** . tor they are submarines. which dive fitted with steel casings and time "Oh. I am the eldest of twelve!” re- Into the calm depths beneath the sur- ing heavenward, the magnificent fi r, the wonder if some of them Woods girls has it immodest and improper to locks, different parts of the comblmt I face. Loco motion by flylug machines white burky alder, the great ceder with I captured him ? tlons being distributed among various plied Mr. Mlles. these blights, so long they will e*’*! Then. " said the genial dean, “ you Is extremely easy on the equator be officials, so that the vaults could lie its humbler boughs, the healing cascara to put out the eyes of little child® 1 cause, by taking advantage of the sagrada, the hemlock and the maple, opened ouly with the concerted action never saw your youngest brother." dale Agents Wanted the thousands. ^1 "Oh, yes. I did!" answered Miles. wind, the Jovians can navigate their of all of them, and then only at the there is a glory in lite trees, a strength THE DANGER OF b UXDXESS S «■■'■JI "What! With ten miles betweea planet at tremendous speed. 156.00 per week or 400 per cent profit. stroke of the hour for which the time and a Companionship in the stately "No known disease whichc»1** jl It is possible that because of the All samples, stHtinriary, and art call* locks had lieen set. But without a per you?" said the dean chaffingly. noise In the wind swept equator the aisles of the forest one is tn communion logue tree. We want one permanent ness is increasing under civihxal fect system of watchmen to guard the with nature and with his own soul. - agent in this locality for the largest that when we do finallv c«** -I Quit* Modest. Jovian Is deaf. safes the treasury could Iro easily rote ’ You look retainers from both hus- Quite likely, ou the other hand, be There is a holy awe that pervader it all. I picture and frame house ir. America. Ex- sense aud fight all diseases »!•**■ *1 bed. for the most perfect safe ever | perience unnecessary, lie instruct you surelv will, we have good r,el ")| made Is not proof against the profes- batid and wife in this divorce case,” has good ears, but with n device, either Bryant caught the spirit of the tree» how to sell our goods and furnish the fidently expect that blinds*’ ^1 said the court severely. alonals. artiflctal or contributed by nature, for when he said. The groves were God’s capital. If von want a permanent, pr.cticnllv nboli.hed. or red***^jl Your honor." said the accused at stopping his ears, except when he first temples The watch force of the treasury Is honorable and profitable position, write than five per cent of its pre'«*1""’’J perfectly organised, and the least In torney. "let me explain. I was first wishes to listen. In onr hours of sorrow, if we can but us today for particulars, catalogue and "Even the risk of hlindnes. retained by the man. ” This tremendous, good natured Jo- fraction of rules means a layoff or dis go to nature, she gives us peace. With samp es. Fiank W Williams Company. dental cases, such as *o00”L »*■ "No Impropriety In that. ” 1314 W. Taylor St., Chicago, III. vlan has a leather like skin to protect charge. The men seem to realise the scaldings and burnings. * ^1 “Then, conscious that the husband himself from the scratches of flying her calm presence over us, her cooling heavy responsibilities resting upon less than it wa. before. ano**^ »1 fingers upon our brows, .he charms ishing on account of the enor*^-^ g| them, ami they are careful almost to a had secured legal talent of such high things aud a device for sifting the air Coldsand Croup in Children. creased power of caring woa« fault. The watch la divided Into three order. 1 deemed It fslr that the wife that he breathes, for Jovian atmos away our troubles, dulls the edge of our ' My little girl is subject to cold» ’ says eye given us by antiseps’« reliefs, the tour of duty lasting for should have an equal show."- Kansas phere la full of dust, and In spite of griefs and in her silent way imparts to Mrs. Mm. H. Serig No. 41, Fifth 81.. W here ten ere. were loot ¿1 eight hours. However, the watch does City Newsbook. the difficulties of his existence be Is a us a comfort and a hope. Wheeling, W Va. " Last winter she becon.ing infected, less tbs. ■ not anticipate an attack by robbers, long lived gentleman On the average __________ A S ubscriber . had » severe spell and a terrible cough suppurates now. ' 1 Her System. but they are preimred tor any emergen he exists for about 800 of our years. tut I cured her with Chamberlain. 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