Tillamook headlight., October 15, 1908, Image 4

TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, OCTOBER “5, 1908.
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PATE DE FOIE GRAS,
“The Good Old Days.”
Ths New Watch.
The yonng man drew forth a A m
gold watch.
"Please regulate this,” he said.
"A birthday present, eh?" said rhe
watchmaker. “Now. listen, and I'll
give you some pointers about how to
keep this watch lu tine condition,
"Wlud It lu the morning instead of
at night
"At least once a year bave It oiled
Remember that Its balance swings IS,-
000 times a year, all on one little drop
of oil. A wheelbarrow wouldn't staud
such treatment. It would shriek for
lubrication, but the small voice of the
watch cannot be heard.
"After meuillng or cleaning examine
your watch's screw heads aud frames
If they are scratched the workmuu has
been careless. He Is a man to be
avoided. Patronize him no more.
"Don't g uuible If your mainspring
breaks. This accident ts due to some
unknown condition of tlie weather
There are mainspring epidemics, like
Influenza ones. Just now such au epl
demlc Is afoot. I have taken out sixty
fractured mainsprings this week.”-
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
WOMEN WERE SCARCE
Hew times have changed! When we
A Feminine Face Caused a Furore In
Fearful Cruelty That Make* This were young, people had bad colds,
California's Early Days.
soaked
their
feet
in
hot
water
aud
got
Dainty a Possibility.
| There were few women in the Call-
well.
Now
they
have
grip,
take
quinine
To the ordinary man and woman no
bad l ferula mining camps in Ibe old days,
conception of the torture to which the ' and feel sick all over. Then they fat ' ind the advent of an emigrant wagon
poor. unfortuuHte goose is put could sore throat, wrapped a piece of the
I with a woman in it caused a furore,
i pork tn an old sock, tied it around
possibly be formed.
proved by the following incident
The geese when about ni uè months neck at night and went to work the is is the reminiscences of former Sen-
ton-
have
from
morning.
Now
they
next
old are taken from the pastures and
Stewart; " Women
placed In an underground cellar, where sllltls. a surgical operation and two ator William M. California at that
so
scarce
In
they
bad
were
I
weeks
in
the
house.
Then
broad, slanting stone slabs stand io
sufficient to arouse
rows, and are bound fast to the ta­ stomach ache and took castor oil and time that this was The boys.’ as we
recovered. Now they have appendiei- the whole camp.
bes They are literally crucified.
were called, were scattered along the
Feet, wings and bodies are spread [ tis, a week tn the hospital and six feet
out and bound by bands, so that only iue east and west and six feet perpen- coyote diggings for a distance of about
the neck Is left free. As may be imag­ - dicular. They worked then; they labor four miles, and when anything unusual
ined. the animal struggles with all its now In those days they wore under- happened the words, 'Oh. Joe!’ would
might against this stretching till, after -lothes; now they wear lingerie Then 1 be passed along the whole line. When
rays of vain endeavor to free Itself i they went to a restaurant; now they I saw the feminine raiment I raised
from the bands and its position, its I go to a cafe. Then they broke a leg; the usual alarm. ’Oh. Joe!’ and this’
powers of resistance are overcome, and I now they fracture a limb People went railed the attention of the miners on
a dull resignation, broken only by its icrazy then; they have a brain storm Buckeye hills, where 1 was, to the
low cries, takes possession of it. Two now. Politicians then paid good hard clothesline which had attracted my
months must pass away before death ¡cash for support; now they send gov- notice. They gathered around on the
| ernment garden seeds. Yes. times hill, nearly surrounding the covered
brings relief
The animals are meanwhile crammed have changed, and we all change with wagon and its contents. The rush of
with dumplings made of dough of I the times. That’s progression.—Ancll the boys in the immediate vicinity to
see the wonderful sight attracted those
buckwheat, chestnuts and stewed I I Hatten in Westphalia (Kan.) Times.
farther away, and in less than ten min­
maize. Every two hours, six times a
utes two or three thousand young men
day. they receive from three to five 1
Power of Plants.
He Got It.
dumpling pills, which In time become
Farmers are well acquainted with were anxiously watching the wagon,
ne had Pie air of a man who was
so sweet to the tortured creatures that the fact that tne roots of trees will clothesline and fascinating lingerie. particularly well satisfied with himself
they stretch their necks to be cram- disrupt and sometimes overturn a In alarm the man that belonged to the
"I tell you." be said, "there’» uothlng
med.
stone wall, but the lifting power of woman inside stuck bis head out of a
The most difficult task is to deter- tender vegetables Is equally surprising. small tent beside the wagon. I as­ like having sickness lu the family to
convince a man that he can do a good
mine the right moment for death
The one result which has perhaps sured him that no harm was Intended, ’ many things that be never would have
but
that
we
were
very
anxious
to
see
3 hose who die of their own accord are attracted the greatest attention Is the
lost to the liver factory; therefore a discovery that a weight of two and a the lady who was the owner of the | dared to attempt before. Now. today I
kind of study Is needed to see when half tons can be lifted by the common clothes. This aroused her curiosity am going to buy a gown for my little
the cup of agony Is brimming full and pumpkin In the course of its develop­ sufficiently to Induce her to p".ll the girl. Her mother can’t get out, you
curtain of the tent aside so that her know, aud so 1 am going to do it my­
the liver Is ripe for taking, The bod- ment.
les of such ripe ones are like pump­
Dr. Carpenter relates the story of a I face could be discovered, but not fully self.”
On the day following be had the air
kins. Where ordinarily fingers are paving stone weighing eighty-three seen.
"I then proposed that we make a do- of a mau who was particularly dissat
burled In flesh and fat nothing but pounds that was raised from Its bed
skin and bone are found. The livers (when Joined by others on all four nation to the first lady that bad bon- isfled with himself.
have absorbed all the strength and sides) by such a soft piece of fungi as ored our camp with a visit. I took •"What’s the matter?" be was asked
Juices.
the common mushroom. And still an from my camp a buckskin bag. used "Couldn’t you get that gown?”
“Couldn’t 1 get It!" be repeated
other and more remarkable story is for the purpose of carrying gold, aud
Invited the boys to contribute. They "Couldn't 1 get It! Hang It all. the
added to the above.
WHY WE SLEEP.
»»•
A man had a cask of sweet wine and came forward with great eagerness trouble Is that I did get It!'
“Something wrong with I itr
Darkness and Our Eyes the Answer, placed It In an empty cellar to mature and poured out of their sacks gold
"Something! If It was only 'some
Says a Scientist.
When examined several years later It dust amounting to between $2,000 and
If It were always daylight we should had risen from the floor of the cellar $3.000. I then proposed to appoint a thing’ I wouldn’t mind, My taste Is
never sleep. So says a scientist to the ceiling, having been borne up­ committee to wait on the lady and wrong, my judgment Is wrong, the
There Is no particular reason why we ward upon the tender shoots of a vine present it. The motion was unani­ color Is wrong, the size Is wrong and
or any other animals should rest on fungus with which the cellar was mously carried, and one of the gentle­ the price Is wrong."—Chicago Post.
men appoluted on the committee sug­
an average eight or ulue hours a day. Ailed.—London Home Notes.
gested myself as chairman, 1 took the
Seeing Ourselves.
The period of rest has been deter­
sack of gold and went within about
“The man who can pick out the best
mined by the fact that eight hours is
Catching the “Tone.”
the average time when there Is a lack
He was a well meaning young man. thirty feet of the tent and made as picture of himself Is a rare bird." said
"Even an author,
of sufficient light to enable us to move but as curate in a small village be had good a speech as I could to Induce the a photographer
about In comfort.
never occasion to meet the class of lady to come out, assuring her that who Is reputedly a poor Judge of his
This most fundamental distinction ■ people who frequented the fashion­ all the men about her were gentlemen, own work, exercises vast wisdom In
between day and night Is wholly rela­ able parish to which he had Just been that they had seen no ladies for so selecting his best book compared with
many months and that the presence the pe-son who tries to choose his best
tive to the sense of sight. It only af­ appointed.
Every famous man ot
fects those types of life which have
Ills new rector, wishing to help him or one reminded them of their mothers photograph
developed eyes.
on to success, had been liberal with and sweethearts at home. I told her woman who has been photographed re
riant*, being dependent for their advice and had duly Impressed him that the bag of gold was hers on con­ peated’y has his favorite picture
growth upon the action of rays of with the Importance of always taking dition that she would come out and Usually It Is the worst In the collet-
sunlight which fall upon their leaves, the "tone” of the people with whom claim It. Her busband urged her to tlon. It shows him with an unnatural
have a wide distinction between day he mingled, Being invited to take be brave, but when she finally ven­ expression sitting or standing In an
and night functions. They eat and dinner at the mansion of one of the tured out about halfway the cheers unnatural attitude.
“The Inability to Judge of bls besi
digest In the light and grow during members of the congregation and were so vociferous that she was scared
the hours of darkness
picture must be due to the average
knowing that he would have to say and ran back.
The lowest forms of animal life— grace, the young curate took bls cue
"She repeated this performance sev­ man's Ignorance as to how be really
the sightless denizens of ocean depths from the conversation overheard be- eral times, and I kept moving slowly looks, or perhaps It can be partly at
—do not rest at regular Intervals. They fore dinner, and when his hostess back far enough to get her away from tributed to a desire to look other than
prowl around Incessantly, seeking nodded meaningly tn his direction he the little tent so the boys could have he does. A stout man will swear that
prey by the sense of touch alone, delivered himself of the following, a good view of her. I suppose half an the photograph most nearly like him
When they rest It Is at Irregular pe­ which he considered quite In keeplug hour was occupied with her running Is one that makes him look thin, a thin
rinds in other words, they have no with the “tone” of the guests assem- back and forth while the boys looked man the one that makes him look
distinct periodicity of their own
on In admiration, when I finally gave stout The solemn man selects the Joi-
bled:
But as soon as eyes are developed,
"O Lord, thanks awfully. Jolly good her the bag. with all the good wishes llest picture, the Jovial man the most
nnd In proportion of this development, feed. wot?”—London Expresa.
of the camp. She grabbed it and ran cada verous.
animals begin to divide their time into
Into the tent like a rabbit, The next
two main portions—a waking and a
morning the wagon, oxen, man and
On Again, Off Again.
The
Miser's
Carpet.
sleeping time While there is light
owner of '.he Inspiring apparel were
A young New York artist who is
“
Dr.
Quain,
the
eminent
physician,
they perform all motive functions.»
gone, aud we never heard of them in almost as noted for his convivial tend­
When darkness comes they retire to full of Hibernian wit. would some­ after life.”
encies as he is for bls genius was re
times
tell
unauthorized
anecdotes
of
nest or lair to rest —Cleveland Plain
cently asked by a friend:
his
professional
experiences."
says
Sir
Dealer.
"What does your wife think of these
Where the Funds Went.
Algernon West In “One City nnd
As an instance of the happy go spells? I should think she would not
Many
Men."
"Once
he
was
attending
Chinas« Athletics.
lucky character of the early darky submit to them."
The Chinese have always bad athlet­ a well known man of miserly habits the follow ing extract from the Albany
“When I have a spree.” confessed
In
Mayfair,
who
when
very
ill
asked
ic exercises of a sort In which they
(N. Y.) city records may prove Inter­ the intemperate one frankly, “she Is
have rather prided themselves, though him to honestly tell him if he would esting:
Just as good to me as any one possibly
noue ever seem to have taken such a ever again rise from his bed of sick­
“In 1820 the trustees of the African could be. She takes care of me and
hold on the nation as ours have on us ness. The doctor thought he never
nurses me back to decency with a
during the last century or so. They would. ‘Please ring the bell,’ said the Baptist church applied to the common kindness that Is superhuman—It la an
have plenty of stories of strong men patient, and when he had secured the council for permission to circulate a gellc and beyond belief.
capable ot wielding extraordinary attendance of bls housekeeper he said: public subscription paper in aid of the
"But once I am sober again she be
weapons, of (lending wondrous bows or Have the strip of carpet by my bed­ funds of the church. It was moved to
side. which ts a good one. wrapped lay the petition on the table, pending gins to nag me to promise her and
of Utting heavy weights, etc.
swear to her that I never, never, never
Even within the last few years feats up and put away. I shall not want It investigation, for the reason that the
of archery were done before an officer again, and If It Is left here those un­ principal part of the funds secured by again will drink a drop, and she keeps
could get h's commission In the army, dertaker’s men will be sure to spoil a previous subscription for the Afri­ at me so determinedly and so persist­
can church had been used by the ently that—by Jove—she makes me so
and In almost any village there Is a It with their dirty boots!' ”
trustees in 'treating themselves to hot desperate that I have to go and fill up
Inmboo with a pierced stone at either
again so I can forget it"
suppers.’ ”
A Man's Tact.
end to test the streugth of the rising
Nobody but Mr. Henley would have
generation In lifting. But there was
Presidential Succession.
Her Name.
nothing of regular athletic training, ex asked such a question in the first place.
During the first session of the For­
One needs patience to succeed as a
cept for a few wrestlers perhaps, be­ “Miss Fairley." he said. "If 'you ty-ninth congress (1885-7) the presi­
teacher of the young, as this brief dla
fore foreigners came.—Shanghai Mer­ could make yourself over what kind
dential succession was fixed as follows: logue In one of our elementary schools
cury.
of lialr nnd eyes would you have?"
"if I could make myself over." said In case of the death or removal of may show:
Scholar—I've left home now. ma'am
A Strong Hint.
Miss Fairley. "I would look Just ex­ both president and vice president the
secretary of state shall act as presi­ I’m living with my auntie.
They bad met for the first time since actly as I do now.”
dent
until
the
disability
of
the
presi
­
Teacher—What’s her name?
tl.clr schooldays aud were telling each
'You would?" exclaimed Heuley In
“She's called after me—Fanny
other of their professional careers.
honest surprise, and to this day he dent be removed or a president is
"des. but what's her other name?"
" Kml how did you come to leave the can't understand why Miss Fairley elected. If there be no secretary of
“She has no other."
stage?" asked one.
thinks him a man of little taste and state, the secretary of the treasury
shall act as president. And the suc­
"I had a bint that I was not suited less tact.
"But what does the woman next door
cession passes In like manner to the call her?"
for It"
secretary of war, the attorney general,
”1 see. The little birds told yon,
"She doesn't speak to the woman
A Real Dilemma.
eli?"
“Say. Mike." queried rioddlng Pete, the secretary of the navy and the sec­ □ext door."
retary
of
the
interior,
In
the
order
here
Well, no; not exactly. But they who was looking at the piece of a
might have been birds bad they lie en Sunday school paper that had come given.
A Hard Job.
allowed to hatch.”
“Didn't you Say six months ago that
with a handout, "wot does It____
mean
Cultivate Your Power.
If Miss Tipkins wouldn’t marry you
'bout bein' between de devil an' de
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to you would throw yourself Into the
deep sea?"
A Lesson.
be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks deepest part of the sea? Now. Miss
The I.ady — Look here! You _ said
___
“It’s de same as bein' told t' take
that if I d give you your dinner you'd yer choice between goln' t’ work an’ equal to your powers Pray for pow­ Tipkins married some one else three
mow the lawn for mo. The Hobo— takln a hath." explained Meandering ers equal to your tasks. Then the do­ months ago and yet you haven't"—
ing of your work shall be no miracle.
“Oh. It's easy to talk, but let me tell
I'd like to do It. ma'am, but I gotter Mike.—Chicago News.
But you shall be a miracle. Every day you it is not such an easy matter to
tench yer a lesson. Never trust th'
you shall wonder at yourself, at the find the deepest part of the sea."
word of a total stranger.—Cleveland
A Friend In Need.
richness of life which has come In you
Leader.
"Loan me a dollar, old man,” said by the grace of God.-Phillips Brooks.
Substitutes.
the actor. "I’m hungry."
Doctor—Have you given him the
His Night Wark.
'I'm broke myself." responded the
Faded.
champagne and oysters, as 1 ordered?
Wifey—What makes you star at the stage manager, "but I’ll put you oa tn
Tess — Yes. she said her busband Patient's Wife-Well. no. sir. I couldn't
office so late at night? Do you gain th* bill tonight We have an eating
married her for her beauty. What do afford that, so I got him some ginger
anything by It?
scene.”
rou think of that? Jess—Well, I think beer and whelks Instead. Do It mat­
Hubby — No. But I have several
"Man. I’ll atarva before night"
Iter husband must feel like a widower ter. sir?—London Telegraph.
t'. nes come-er-within an ace of gain
in that case I’ll call a rehearsal."— urw
Philadelphia rress.
lug something -Philadelphia Record.
8t Louts Republic.
Reminders.
His Idea.
Counsel (to wWness)-Now, afiow me
The Explanation.
Musis.
Tired Tatters I wlsht I hid money to remind you of what happened to
Hlui (In the surD-The water is get­ All music ts more or less dramatic,
snuff f patent a Idee uv «nine. Weary
ting cold I wonder why.
and so the march of music la toward Walker-Wot's de Idee? Tired Tatters Ralaam. Wltneaa-Certalnly. But al­
Her—That tall girl who Just came Ic the theater The times of mere enjoy-
low mo to remind you that It was th,
Is from Rostou. New Orleana Tlmaa- ment of tone combinations are oast— -A noomatlc tire fer perlice clubs.- ass that warned him.
I nlcago News.
Democrat
Herr Nlklach
Let us be of good cheer, remember­
* he millennium will be a time when
Wealth is not bls that has It but hla Th.™ i. »».si-
- .
that enjova it Frauklla
’•nothin« more frightful than people carry out their good Intentional ing that the mlsfortuxee hardest to
bear are those which never coma-
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-Puck.
Lowell.
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Popular Prices.
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Turn ut,- He#,'
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pondents and general office work. The development of thti
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