Tillamook headlight., September 17, 1908, Image 4

TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, SEPTEMHERjj^1^^
City Council Meeting.
Interesting Scraps
The difference between Taft and
Bryan is that between proved states­
manship and a railing stump speech.
«OB
At the close of the present season
it is inferred that Debs and his Red
Special will take to the vaudeville cir
cuit.
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Col. Bryan wi«hea, no doubt, that he
could Hue out an injunction to pré,
vent Mr. Taft from speaking in the
Middle Went.
BBS
Young Thaw stands at the h*»ad
of the biain-storni artists. He ca lined
jtlU as much trouble in-tide the asylum
as he caused outside.
BBS
Mr Biyan’s weight ¡has recently in­
creased to 227 pounds. Why worry ?
The year 1912 is quite a distance ahead
and the Chaulau'pia demand lively.
BCM
There never was a lime when Mr.
Taft and Senator Foraker would have
found it difficult to shake hands over
the reooid of the Republican parly.
B • B
Mr. Bryan’s
w.w beaten in
cratic primary.
8 ale tiled ui the
lavoiite f«»r governor
the Nebraska Demo-
A»r all parties Hi ¡hat
perpetual candidate ?
BBS.
Mr. Brvan ha« refused to speak at the
New Yr<»rk State Fair because an admin
Bio’i fee I m churgod. It makes a differ­
ence win? gets the admission fee,
B B B
The Japanese international exposi­
tion has been postponed five years, and
at last a world's fair opening on time
may be counted on if ¡nothing happens.
B B £
In his forthcoming aut<»lii.»grapliy
Mr. Rockefeller wi*l endeavor to do
himself compble juslic»—Hoinething
th it the public has never been able
to do.
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Both in Maine and Arkansas, the
next states to vote, the prohibition
question is at the flout.
In these
oases the straws and the juleps uiust be
considered together.
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ported in the press of tbe United States.
One ray of light was thrown on this
problem in the General Sessions Court
of New York one day this week, w hen
sixty.seven persons were to be sentenced
lor various crimes, an unusual number
for one day. it was learned by the
court that at least twenty of the men
were prisoners for the first time, and
they were evidently laboring mtn out of
work. All of them made the plea in ex­
tenuation that necessity had driven them
to steal. None had taken a large sum
or used violence.
In most cases the
judge suspended sentence.
B B B
The successful installation of a new
suction gas engine on the British obso­
lete warship Rattler hv the Beardmore
Company is w idely talked of in England
as a revolution in ship propulsion.
Among the advantages of this engine
are that cheap coal can he used, and
that no stokers are requited to operate,
while with an equal amount of coal
consumed 50 per cent more power is
obtained than by steam. The gas is
prepaied by passing steam and air
through'»! furnace in which coal or coke
is burned. I lie combination gas product
being sucked into the engine through a
cooler as last as needed. Neither boilers
nor tunnels ate required, a distinct ad­
vantage in war.
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Mr. Slason Thompson, *in charge of
the Railway News Bureau of Chicago,
submits data to »he New York Herald
showing that recent regulative demands
by stale and federal authorities are fore
mg the railroads of the United States to
pay over *20,000,000 extra expense a
5 ear. These figures do not take into
account the loss of revenue due to th»
lowering of freight rates by the In­
terstate Commerce Commission, but in­
clude onlv recent burdens added to the
departments of accounting, maintain-
ance and operation, through regulatiqns
which, according to Thompson and the
»»pinion of railroad officials, do not en
ha nee the efficiency of the service
rendered by the common carriers.
A Sure-enough
Knocker.
.1. C. Goodwin, of Reidsville, N C.,
Argentina hat appropriated $55,»
gays: “ Buck leu’« Arnica Naive is a sure
000,tlOO for a fleet, as an offset to the enough knockei for ulcers. A b«d ene
battle aliips ordered by Brazil. Il takes came on my leg last summer, but that
more than small change to get a start in wonlrrl'ul salve knocked it out hi a
few rounds. Not even a scar leniaii .
the modern naval swim.
ed ” Guaranteed for piles, sores. b'irrip,
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etc. 25c. at Chas. I. Clough's drug dui**.
III saying that the presidential Contest
is “ a case of Taft Htandingoii ilia record
ami Brvan running away fioiu it,"
A Bold Step.
Nicholas Longworth has constructed one
Tn overcome the well-groui.<!«d »rd
of the bt-ai epigrams of the season,
■vasonable objections of the more Intel­
ligent to the use of secret, medicinal com­
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pounds,
Dr. IL V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N.
On account of the adyanee in price
this veer's corn crop will sell for |S85, Y., some time apo, decided to make a bold
leparturn from the usual course pursu.d
000,000 more than that ol 1907. And by the makers of put-up medicines for do
vet Mr. Bryan is not getting eno ugh ai»stlc use, an»}, so has published broad­
y to the whole world, a full
(LOO bills Iroiu the farinets to serve as cast and o
list of all tho ingredients
and comp
a sample.
position of his widely
entering in
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idlcffies. Thus he has taken
A Democratic piper remarks that celebrated
bls numer s yhtroip and patients into
the two national platforms differ hut bis full
nice. Thus too he has re-
icdiciues from among secret
little. It is only Dec< ssary to point to mov
of
doubtful
merits, and made
tlie protection and free trade planks nostr '»nolics of Knuu-n
Com pnnttlon.
to show that they are as far apart as
IQWT)
£¡¡3
the piles
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Mr. Bryan is mi adroit critic, but the
record of the Republican party la known
to all, and tile American penpie will
neither la* contused nor misled by adroit
thrust or pleader's skill—Gov. Hughes
at Youngstown. Ohio.
BOB
The men who attended “Coin” Her.
vey's financial school in 1890 are not
holding any reunions thia year. They
are waiting patiently for the country
to fo'get the gloiioiis time of the 50
cent doll tr irmad •.
B B B
The Grand Army march at Toledo’wa*
over two hours in passing a given point
in spite ol the fact that 10,000 members
had died in the last twelve months.
An idea can thus be formed ol how
many men were called to the field to
save the Union
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S one ol the New York machine pol­
iticians complain that G«>v Hughes is
making them light for their Ines. Yet
the governor has done nothing more I
than to discharge his official duties with
the fidelity he believes to l»e due the
people.
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Mr. Brian in«U» on »♦> overthrow of
the entire *jr*»em oi protection, thu*
Unentenin< the di»**»hili«»n «»f trade Mini
the moat neriouR dinturlmnee of IndiiHtrx.
lie H.-ekn not tariff leviwi» n. hut tariff
revolution Gov. Hughe* al YoiiugH-
to* n. Ohio.
a a
b
Thacampaigii *ah-hword*. “Shall the
People Rule?’ and thed»mand, “Wheth­
er lhe Government Shall Remain a Mere
Bmunewe A*a»t of F.ivor Seeking Cor-
potation*.’• are not impre**ivv when em.
blnaoned on the hinnei* »»f Tammany
Hall or of other eenential al lie»»—Gu<.
llughe*. at Youngitown, Ohio.
a a a
In hi* latent M«ltlree* the Emperor
William «Hid |«eare I k guaiante» d “ in
the cohr 'I» ncea of the pi lore* ni»d
*late*men of Europe,” by the deMire
o! the people f»»r tranquil Induatrv,
and, finally, ” by our power on land
and im » r . bv tbe German people in
ami*." riieae buttleaaeH of |*eac* diff« r
little from the kind with which Europe
ha* long la-en familiar.
a a a
Tlie theory quilt generally held that
.time* ol financial and industrial ttagna
Ik ion are followed by wave* of crime i*
Av*rnc out in lhe retent volume of bur.
and olhr predator* irimts re
hl '.0
mi'.p.st ht r y . _
Not only dues the wrapper of every IxjttJe
of Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery, the
famous medicine for w»’uk stomach. 1 rpld
Itv? r or biliousness and all catarrhal diseases
wimrever hwned, have printed upon it. in
plain Lngli^h, a full and complete l'st of all
the ingredients composing It. but a small
book has bf'on compiled from numeroui
•I indara me» • al work •. of *11 »lit- d root
schools of practice, containing veiy numer-
ous extra» to tiom th»' wrlUnca of leading
practitioners of medicine, endorsing in ti>t
tt/'Higtitt pfWMlblc term«, each and every ingre­
dient contained in Dr. Pierce’s medicines.
One of these little bookswill be mailed flee
to anyone sending address on postal card 01
by letter, to Dr. R. V. Pierce. Buffalo. N Y..
and requesting the same. From this little
book it xs dl be learned that Dr. Pierce s med­
icines contain no alcohol, narcotics, mineral
agents or other poisonous or injurious agents
and that they are made from native, medici­
nal roots of great value: also that some of
tbe most valuable Ingredients contained In
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription for weak,
nervous, over-worked, •'run-down,” nervous
and debilitated women, were employed, long
years ago. by the Indians for similar ailments
alTecting their squaws. In fact, one of the
most valuable medicinal plants entering Into
the comiMisition of Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Pre­
fect i pt ion was known to the Indians as
••Siuaw-W» ( m I.” our knowledge of the uses
of not a few of o»ir most valuable native, me-
dlrinal plants was gained from tbe Indians.
As made up by lmpr>v?»d and exact pro-
cc'-s»’s. the ”Favorite Prescription " is a most
efficient rem»*»iy for regulating all the wom­
anly functions currectirur displacements, as
prolapsus, antevrrsion and retorverslon.
overcoming painful pert«?ds. toning up tbe
nerve« ami bringing aN»ut a perfect stated
health. HoM by all dealers In
J-^R. A. D. PERKINS,
RESIDENT DENTIST.
onice in Sturgeon'« Building.
AH Work Guaranteed.
OREGON
TILLAMOOK.
C Millan Photo Studio,
Opposite the Post Office.
Portraits, Views, Enlargements,
Crayons.
KILL th . COUCH
ino
CURE
th .
LUNGS
WITH
New Discovery
fO"C8S8r n/Sa.
AMO ALL THROAT Ul LUMS TROURltt.
OUARANTKXD SATISFACTORY
OB BOMBT REFUNDED.
TWO VERSIONS.
ttory of ths Climb ■> Told by the
Tourist and the Guide.
"He was touring the Bernese Ober-
land, At the Bear hotel In Grindewaid
i mountaineer sat hi tbe hall, a glass o.
beer before him and his feet, in their
hobnailed mountain boots, extended to­
ward tlie fire. Tbe mountaineer bad
Just made an ascent of tbe Tiger, and
be talked like this aliout it:
“•Well. well. well, a climb indeed-
four hours of incessant step cutting
with an ax on an ice slope as smooth
as glass and as steep as a wall. Look
at this bunch of edelweiss. 1 spied It
ou the edge of a dreadful precipice
My guide refused to let me pluck It;
said it was madness. For bis part, he
would not risk bis life so foolishly
But at last, what with eloquence and
an offer of 200 francs. 1 persuaded him
to come along. The advance was awful
One misstep meant death But 1 se­
cured the flower, when suddenly tlie
guide's foot slipped, be fell mid began
to roll toward the edge. But I thrust
my iix firmly into tbe Ice and. bracing
myself, seized the rope that bound us
together, and—tbe man was savel.'
“And at tlie same time In the hotel
kitchen the guide was giving another
version of the ascent in words like
these:
"‘Well, well, what a customer! An
other like that chap and I give up the
business. From the start be was faint
and dizzy. In fact, wherever any real
climbing began we had to carry him
like a sack of meal. And mean! Re­
fused us a single penny extra for all
our extra trouble. Last of all. he beg­
ged for the sprig of eldelweiss I wore
In my hat. and I was fool enough to let
him have it.' "—New Y’ork Times.
FISHES’ FACES.
The Fascination They Have For One
Lover of Nature.
Did you ever stop to examine the
expression on the face of a tisli? i
do not mean of some notoriously gro­
tesque fish, but of Just any plain sea-
farlug fish. I confess that tbe fascina­
tion for me is tbe same whether 1
stand in front of some great collection
of little monstrosities like that in the
' Naples aquarium or whether I sit by
my dining room window and contem­
plate the goldfish in my little boy's
glass bowl. People watch tbe mon­
keys at the zoo and remark how hu­
man they are. how sly and crafty the
old ones, how cute and playful the
young ones. But for steady company
give me tbe fish. How restful they
are with their mouthings. as regular
ns If they were governed by n balance
wheel. How quiet, too. for not one
word of murmured protest or of cbnt-
tering fault finding do they Inflict npon
| us! How philosophical as they bask
In the sun the livelong day or seek
the occasional shade of the modest
sprig of greens which forms tbe
conventional garnishing of their wa­
tery abode! How easily gratified are
their simple tastes! Surely with their
good manners, their quiet deportment
and their stoical liearlng goldfish are
the Ideal companions of tlie innture
man. Monkeys and dogs and kittens
may amuse tlie children by their tricks
nnd antics, but only the grown num
can appreciate the solid qualities of
the fish's character as written upon
his features.—Atlantic Monthly.
Hairs In the Watch.
"Well, sir, I bad to send my watch
downtown to have it cleaned out
again." said an east side barber the
other day. "I have to send my watch
to the repair shop about once a month,
and there Is absolutely nothing the
matter with it. except that It Is full ot
hairs. 1 do not understand how the
hairs enn get Into the works and be-
htud the hands and mix up In the
mainspring and every place ns they do
In my timepiece. I watched myself
one month as closely as 1 could, and I
swear 1 never openeel the back of It.
Yet at the end of tbe mouth I unscrew­
ed tbe back lid, and it was full of lit­
tle fine hairs. I always keep it In tny
pocket when I am cutting hair, but I
don't see how any hairs get Into the
watch. Yet they must. becauM they
are always there." — Columbus Dia­
patch.
A New Definition.
The class was studying grammar.
“Now,” said the teacher, “can any
one give me a word ending with ’ous.'
meaning full of. as In ‘dangerous.’ full
of danger, and ’hazardous,* full of
hazard?”
There was silence in the class for a
moment. Theu a boy sitting In the
front row put out his hand.
"Well. John.” said tbe teacher, "what
la your word?”
‘Tlease, sir.” came the reply,
’• ’pious,’ full of pie.”
Vigorous Youngsters.
Lady—I am looking for a governess
for my children.
Manager of Intelligence Office -
Didn’t we supply you with one last
week?
"Yea."
“Well. madam, accord I ng to her re-
port you don't need a gommosa; yon
need a lion tamer.”
Hit Reasoning.
De Touch -I want to return th La dog
to the rent what ovw him. I seen
hit ad In the paper The Lady.now
did you ffXNM It was a “rent” that put
the ad. In? De Tough-’Ca»aie it aatd.
’No questions naked.H—London rick-
Me-rp.
i
Golfing F.st».
The Rcottlsh golfer who '>“‘’*7^
At a meeting of lhe Citv Council n»
Th. Barrel on th. S.d.w.Hu
A tnrrel stood cn the siJewalk. »nd J a wager to drive a ball a mile In Friday evening, with Mavor S S. Job»,
-tide R stood a man. The man was /dozen consecutive shots probably »ci
son and Couneilmen G. B. Lamb, W n
^Xf sn easier
‘^0 smue^of
aressed in laborer'" clothe. •“<»
Chase. W. A. Williams and G. P.
eutly was In a quandary ab< ut bow to tils predecessor» north of tbe
present, tlie following business can» up .
Among the most Intereatlng wagers
get the barrel to one of the uppe
|. K. Harter made a proposiiia, in |*i
Of‘ this kind was one taken In the
He raU bed Us
aud po
half ol B. .1. Stephens to submit the nut­
dered. and meanwhile a crowd began to Burgess Golfing society In I»-«* tbl
no two members could drive a ball ter of the ownership ,,f ,trfet .,ppo-|e
*"U'lh.Tg up a derrick and hoist It by
liis property to arbitration, winch wu
in spire
.nire <t
of St. Giles' steeple,
over lhe
Mr
hand, suggested one man with a clay The feat was attempted by a Mr laid over until the next meeting,
Of Leith and Mr. s““-' le' *’
L. IImer appeared before council and
pipe in bis mouth.
The man tieside tbe barrel made no printer, eucl h ts'lng allowed six balls, asked that the citv lense the alley buck
competitors succeeded In
both
.
ill Ins shop for a period of two iear,
^Gei a rope and pulley and hitch a „nd
sending their balls well over tb» which wHBcnrricd.
bona-to tbe rope That II get the thing weathercock, a height of more than
Chas. C. Pyle, representing the Am»r.
up l:i Jig time." suggested another.
1B0 feet from tbe ground.
Tbe man retnaiued silent
Some years later Douald McLean. » H in Amusement Co., appeared before
tbe di< kens doesn't he put It writer to the Signet, w'ou u su listini the Council stating that his company wsa
“Wb.V iU t-»
on the temp*'i -rnry elevator and take It till bet by driving a ball over Mel going to put. on a carnival, under th,
»»
Andrew anspiece» oi tlie Tillamook Band, and
up that wuy’f ' asked the man with red vtlle’s monument. In St
square, while several Scotchmen have asked that the city remit the licenses for
whiskers
“1 know a better wav than that." performed tbe difficult feat of driv ng the shows at that time and allow him
said tbe runn with r patches on bls the hall from Burutstield link» to th. the use of the streets, which the council
•Just rig up a boatswain s top of Arthur's seat, a aperies of golf
trousers,
granted
outfit, and the thing can be hauled up Ing steeplechase which requires con
An ordinance to regulate moving pfo.
sldernble stamina as well as skill.
quick as a wink.
tore machines was introduced, which
Suddenly the man beside the barrel Westminster Gazette.
tailed to pass Io its third leading for lhe
took a i red bandanna handkerchief from
want of a seconder.
his |MM ,1.el. wiped his forehead, took
A Little More Than Your Income.
a chew i of tobacco, pnt the barrel on
An ordinance to license dame, WM
A vouug mini, being asked how
his gbotil -<’ •r i and carried it up to the much H .ox» to live Iu New York cltv. imssed, w hich places Iht license ut |3.
second floor.
replied "A little more thau your In
Bills allowed were ;
The barrel was empty.—Milwaukee
come, whatever that I»." A young city R. F. Zachmnn, plumbing ........... $7 50
Free ITeas.
clergyman on his first round of parish I’. K H hiii II cv , salary ................ 1510
775
call»'found a family on tbe verge or Alex. McNair & Go., hardware
Our Language Is So Explicit!
starvation. The man had been out of W D Bodyhdt, special police.... 600
The tradesman had rendered his bill, work for mouths. He had a wife ami Sappingl on & Co., oil ................. 4 gp
waited a month and then wrote:
five children, the youngest a baby E A. Edwards, salary ............... 30 00
Tillamook Water Works ........... 9950
“Please, sir. 1 want my bill.”
Thev bad Just eaten tbe last lilt of J. C. Gove, hauling .................. 1S5 00
Bark came tbe bill with these words: food In the hoir e. Tbe young clergy­
W. lollV. labor................................ 6 25
“Certainly: here It Is."
man gave them $•» and collected for W. T. Kimball, salary ...........
6800
The bill was returned, and In a them $20 more before the day was out
tradesman
again
wrote:
month the
A few days later he called to see about
“Kindly send me the amount of my getting work for the man. They were
How's This?
bill.”
We offer one Hundred is.llnr. Reward for
again on the point of starviug With
case of Catarrh that cannot be curedbr
And tbe answer came promptly and the $25 tbe woman had bought a fine any
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
politely:
E. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, 0.
new baby carriage, some coffee and
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
“Certainly: It is $104.20.”
sugar When tbe clergyman expostu­ Cheuey
for the last 15 years, ahd believe him
The third month the tradesman agal i
lated she Indignantly denied extrava­ perfectly honorable in all business train­
actions nnd rinancially able to carry out any
wrote:
gance. The children had broken the obligations
made by their firm. '
“Will you send me n check for the
W aldino , K tnnan it M arvim .
old carriage, and It was necessary the
amount of my bill?"
Wholesale Duggists, Toleldo, 0.
baby should have a dally airing. As
babv
Hall’s Catarrh Cui e is taken internally, act
The answer came, with a blank, un
for the coffee it waa the first they bad ing directly upon the blood and mucous rar-
signed check:
of the system. Testimonials sent free-
had In weeks. They were accustomed iacos
Pri e 75c per bottle Sold by al' Dnig-isti,
“Certainly: here Is tbe check. I have
Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
to it and needed It.—Appleton's Maga-
kept the amount of your bill.”
The fourth month the tradesman zine.
Don’t he Mfr*id to give (’hamberlainl
wrote:
A Queer Cough Mixture.
Cough Remedy to your children. It«
“I want my bill paid.”
Mrs. Delaney, so well known as an intended especially for coughs, cold-*,
And the austver came back, "So eighteenth century personage, had a croup and whooping cough, and it is the
do I.”
strange prescription for a cough mix­ best medicine made for these dheatea,
Then the tradesman gave It up. .-La
ture Writing to a friend iu January. For sale bi all Druggists.
dies’ Home Journal.
1738. she says: "Does Mary cough In
tbe night? Two or three snails bulled
Is Oratory a Drawback?
In her barley water or tea water or
The great orators have not been tbe whatever she drinks might be of great
most fortunate aspirauts for the presi- service to her. Taken In time they
— HEE -
deucy
Webster. Clay. Douglai and have done wonderful cures. She must
Blaine were idolized by their follow- know nothing of It. They give no
ers. not only for their abilities and manner of taste. It would be best
personal traits, but also for their per nobody should know It but yourself,
BAY CITY, OREGON.
sunsive powers of speech,
Horace and I should Imagine six or eight boil­
Greeley, candidate of the Democrats
ed In a quart of water and strained off
and Liberal Republicans in 1872. was
and put In a bottle would be a good
not a notable orator, but was none the
way. adding a spoonful or two of that
less an effective talker. He made a
to every liquid she takes. They must
speaking tour In the latter part of the
be fresh done every two or three days;
campaign, and. although his positlou
otherwise they grow too thick, .” A
IN CAMP OH FIELO-AT
was an anomalous one. he acquitted
MOUNTAIN OR EHO E
strange remedy, and one wonders
himself with credit, even If he was
There Is always a chance
whether "Mary" took It and benefited
overwhelmingly defeated. Tilden, who
to enjoy somo shooiing
TO SHOOT WELL YC'J MU".7 87 CJ'J ?’H »1™
In his free soil dayB made speeches, by It
For Real Estate,
W
obtained his mastery by bls pen, not
by his tongue. Grant, who was called
the silent man because be could not
make a speech wbeu be first became a
candidate, learned to speak very well
In public, his speech for Garfield In
1880 being a good example of his de­
velopment iu that direction.—Boston
Globe.
“Balderdash!”
Au Illustration of the manners of
critics in bygone days Is furnished by
a hi at king notice once printed concern­
ing a volume of Browning's poems. It
wan an early volume, and Browning
was delighted to receive a letter from
J. S. Mill proposing to write a notice
of them in the Westminster Review.
A few days later bls expectations were
dashed by hearing from Mr. Mill that
be could not write tbe article, as be
had been forestalled by a notice wblcb
had appeared In the Westminster Re­
view Itself. With a palpitating heart
Browning rushed to bls club and
searched the pages of the Westmtn
ster Review, to find, to bls dismay, tbe
nrtile which had robbed him of Mr
Mill's notice. It was to this effect:
“A volume of poems by Browning-
balderdash!"
A RHIA8LI ' IHlAiiM : the o ly Lad W »»•
been making for upward» effi tj yurt
Misjudged.
A Scotsman was traveling In a third
class smoking carriage on a north of
England Hue when at a small station
a fishwife with a creel opened tbe
door. Not relishing tbe prospect of
such company, the Scotsman said iu
his smoothest tones, "Ah. this is a
smoking carriage, my good woman!”
Tbe fishwife took no notice, but pushed
In. “My good woman, this Is u smok­
ing carriage." repeated the male pas­
senger io louder tones. The fishwife
put her creel iu the corner and sat
down opposite to him. and the train
started. Then the woman put her
band In a pocket of her blue petticoat,
took out a large black pipe, lit It. and.
blowing a cloud of rank suioke that
nearly suffocated her companion, ro­
marked. ‘‘And so. my tnannie, ye
thoebt naebody could tak’ a draw but
yersel*!”
Our Line: filFLEl. FI3TCLS. fHOTCUV
RIFLE TELESCOPES. ETC.
Ask jour Dealer, and insist on the
STEVENS. Where not sold by lie
taller», we ship direc t, express j>rgr
paid, upon receipt of Cat-ilog irire-
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J. STEVENS ARTS & '¡UOI- W-
A Big Swallow.
POLK’S GAZETTEER«
A detective was testifying In the
case of a woman shoplifter whom he
had arrested In her own bouse.
“And. your honor." said he. "whett 1
told her the charge she turned her
back to me and swallowed a purse, six
suits of silk underwear, a silver candle­
stick and a chafing dish, and"—
Oy.t.r Shell, », Medicin..
"Rubbish! Are you crazy?" the mag­
Ground oyster shells were given by istrate Interrupted.
the mediaeval doctore to children »of­
Excuse me. \Y hat I mean to say.
fering from rickets and scrofula. Now
your honor,” explained the detective.
It appears that they were right. The
Is that she swallowed the pawn tick­
shells contain lime, nitrogen, Iron, sul­ ets."
phur. manganese, magnesia, flour,’ bro­
mide. phosphoric acid and Iodine all
A Littl, Bit Thick.
excellent for feeble children. They’say
"Tes.” said the old salt. "Fve seen
that If growing children were to take
pretty thick fogs tn my Urne,
powdered oys.er shells |n their food
tb* coast of Newfoundland
the teeth would be Itnproved^-Lon-
the fog was sometimes so thick that
don Answers.
we used to sit on the rail and lean
against It! We were sitting one night.
Why He Refuted.
2 u.’ual' wlth our backs up against
“Can I offer you a little more soup?" the fog. when suddenly the fog lifted.
a lady asked her new paying guest
Went flop ,n,° the water.
“Nd. thanks!" was the quick reply.
A bit thick, wasn't It?”
I hope you are not refusing because
It Is considered bad form to take two
National Conversations.
helpings of nop. we ire not »tickle«
If you see three men standing to
for etiquette.”
“Ob. It Isn't etiquette that I »■, tether on tbe »Idevalk In any given
«Witry, you can guess the subject of
worrying about-lt w«, tb,
their conversation. In Germany It is
ta
RUM1"' the bureaucracy:
Saved th, Oi,h,fc
women; ,n lhe Unl'®’1
Huaband—But why rtW yoo ataatoa Stat-
EnK|an<l. ’Port-
the rnak thia morning, when the
D.« u TU» *J °°thln« « «IL—Brus»ek
u
■” C0,nln< ,o d,nn*r »onltht’ Dtrulere Heure.
"bta ',fl to
Washington. K»vlnff *
Sketch of each PlaceL CI&*1'
Sh.ppinr Facilities and A
fled Directory of eacn
and Profession.
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If yon wwnt rlth-’V11,,
tb* cigar». —Cleveland Ptalji Dealer
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THÍUW HOMI «WIK« -ÎST
t cry like that If I w
Orano«-
Knew.
1. m M Alic« between her sol
"What do you Mpw.t to be when you
Twi can cry any way you like, b
come ot age, ray ||„le
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the visitor
*»xed ‘M* 1» my way."—United Tre.bytertan.
"Twenty-one." w»a the
Llf 1, measure.! by experta», and
»»ply -ILwald and l're»bytar ,
'
** bJ year». -Latin Proverb.
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Her Way.
Ths Trouble.
Grouch - Tbe Rev Mr. Smitav's
scheme to pass around the cigars and
let the men smoke during ■rrvice. has
proved a failure
Bllnk-What waa
the trouble? Grouch Hl» artfe bought
c. TROMBLEY.
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