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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MAY 14. 190^. I Methods of the Big Bank Ex change In New York City. MARCH OF THE MESSENGERS. Ths Way Millions on Millions of Dol lars In Checks Change Holder? In a Few Minutes In the Daily Balancing of Accounts Between Banks. going, taking with them the packages of checks which have been deposited with the settling clerks. The latter still have work to do. Their assistants rescue the little tickets from»the com partments into which they were drop ped. and the settling clerks scan the amount of them to see If they agree with the totals on tbe exchange slips. When first he entered tbe room the settling clerk gave the proof clerk in the manager's gallery the amount of the checks he brought with him. N<rw he ascertains the total of the amount Soon he Is able I deposited with him. to tell whether hls bank has a debt or credit balance, and this Information he communicates to the proof clerk. Then the clearing house knows exactly how much cash w Ill have to tie moved from bank to bank in adjusting balances. Forty-five minutes Is the limit allow ed for making the exchanges and prov ing the balances, and tines may be Im posed If the allotted time Is exceeded. But ft Is rarely necessary to impose fines, so rapid Is the work of the mes sengers and so simple the system of exchange. Most of the work Is done tiefore the messengers get to the clear ing bouse. The checks for exchange with other banks are Inclosed In sep arate envelopes, and these envelopes are arranged In consecutive order In the delivery clerk’s bag. so all needless delay In depositing them Is eliminated. To make the clearing finally complete It Is of course necessary to exchange the cash. "Accordingly,” says James G. Cannon In hls book on "Clearing Houses." "before half past 1 o’clock each debtor bank, in compliance with the requirements of the constitution, pays Into the clearing bouse the amount of Its debit balance and obtains a re ceipt for the same signed by the as sistant manager. After half past 1 o’clock the creditor banks receive at the clearing house tlielr respective bal ances and give their receipts for the same In a book provided for that pur- pose, but In no case can a creditor bank receive its balance until all the debtor banks have paid In.”—New York Post. ‘‘Clearing!" That word is tbe order for the shuffling of many feet and tbe pattering of thick enveloiies upou bard wood. Men with leather bags bung against their chests like buss drums pass up aud down rows of desks at which other men sit aud as they go by deflly baud out brown paper packages contaiulng the equivalent of millions lu gold. Thus do the bauks of New York transfer mouey each business day. As vast as the figures involved in the operation are. they do not make an Impress upon the mind. One is more apt to wonder whether tlie gray haired messenger lu tbe blue serge suit would succeed In disorganizing the line if he gave tbe wrong envelope to bank No. 49 and. If so, whether he w ould be con demned forever by hls associates. But no one seems to make a mistake, aud tbe visitor has no reason Jo worry about tbe |iosslbillty of misplacing $28,- 000,000 even for half a second. Tbe machinery of the clearing house is al most too perfect to slip a cog. Tbe clearing bouse begins to show signs of activity as early as 9:30 o'clock, when tbe vanguard of bank runners makes its appearance. They travel In pairs and are mostly young men, al though the veterans have not all re tired. Their badge of offlce la a bag, any sort of bag, suit case, telescope, kit bag, canvas bag. Sometimes it has the name of tbe bank It came from printed across the end. More often it A MARKET IN MOROCCO. bears no distinguishing mark. Further, its Identity is frequently Ths Best Place to Study the Ways of hidden behind an exceedingly shabby the Wily Natives. exterior. That Is perhaps a virtue. At The place of all places to see the all events. It Is not considered good Moorish people Is at their markets, for form In banking circles to be ostenta class and kind of them Is there, tious. A strong bag even though it be every and when you have seen one market old and chafed Is Just as good a vehicle you have seen them all. for there is a for a fortune as a new one and Is less racial similarity In the Moors the world likely to produce burnings In the heart of a thug. So this is the reason why over. The first thing about a Moorish mar the young men who sweep up the mar ket that attracts the attention of a ble stairs look as if they were carrying traveler Is the farreaebing- odor or, bags tilled with their own clothing iu- stead of other persons’ checks. Self rather, the multiplicity of odors, for 1» a composite character about conscious they are not despite the loads there the smell of a Moorish market that can they carry, and one might well imagine not be equaled anywhere outside of they were going upstairs to change China. Before you can even hear the tlielr garments for gymnasium suits. But when the visitor reaches the floor continual wrangle and Jangle of the place you can smell it. above and climbs to the little gallery market Once there the Interminable Jumble at one end he realizes that not basket of things and folks Is disconcerting, ball, but another game, Is to lie played. and the evidence of dirt everywhere Already tbe players ure preparing to takes from un American all desire to take tlielr positions. At the side walls deal in eatables, for tlie Moors seem to are lienehes oil which delivery clerks be wholly Insensible to dirt of any are sitting, their bags at their sides, kind and every kind and have no objec and op|M>slte Is a solid counter divided tion to fruit and berries that have come Into about seventeen compartments, to In unprotected over miles of dusty and tlie front of which ure affixed. If occu sandy roads. pied, tbe name plates of different These people are natural traders, sec banks. Beyond the first Is a second to none In their ability to obtain counter and between the two a ruck for ond the highest possible price or equally huts and overcoats. A broad aisle with ready willingness to let the article go more benches and hatrncks separates for a mere pittance rather than miss the two rows of couiiters from dupli making a sale. cates on the opposite side of the room. will begin the price of n lamp Settling clerks, who take their places nt They 3 shilling!' and after a little haggling on high stools behind tbe outer rows will come down to 1 shilling, but if you of counters, face the walls. Those at move on they will thrust the lamp into the Inner counters face the center aisle. hand and ask ypu to give them At the elbows of the settling clerks your anything for It that you will, and it Is staud their assistants, who are re a sale, no difference liow small may be quired to sign tbe exchange slips pre your offer. sented with each package of cheeks. In nearly all countries the every As the clock nears lu one glances where present and always the same from the high dome, with Its row of donkey is an Inevitable adjunct of a electric lights, to the acene below. The Moorish market. The whole animal clerks at the compurtmeuts have made kingdom would be searched through In themselves comfortable. Tbe imssen valu to find any creature more wholly gers standing at ease before them devoid of impulse and sentiment than have slung their bags and are ready. thlsjmposed upon little beast. A minute passes. A man appears at I.lke a fatalist philosopher, he is the rostrum In the gallery and rings a wholly resigned to the order of things, gong twice. Eyes lielow are uplifted | and nothing can cause him to stir from as he makes an announcement about the even tenor of Ills ways. Caressing out of town banks that will hereafter even food do not seem to add any clear through different correspondents. and to hls satisfaction, and lieating and Tliiit^s not of particular Interest, but abuse do not detract from hls tranquil he pauses briefly aud tlieu utters the lity. — ' Ills features art? perfectly linuio- magic word, "Clearing!” bile. The messenger for bank No. 1 crosses As he stands In the market place orte the room at one end of the counters may pet him and give him bits of grass and takes the place of No. 97, w ho has or fruit and he will not raise hls bead moved down a pace. Simultaneously or even open his eyes. He is the su fifty other men have taken a step tor- preme. Ineffable resignation in flesh want. and the tramping and scraping ami blood. And no Moorish market Is of feet come regularly. No. 1 has complete without him by the score.— ■lapped an envelope down tiefore the World's Events Magazine. clerk at No. 97'» compartment, droppad a ticket into a slot, offered au exchange How to Stick Stamp*. allp for signing anil passed on to No. "Say." the postoffic* clerk pu without uttering a word. Each of who was remarked off duty as he watched a No. I'a fifty associates has duplicated friend affix two stamps Io the corner hls performance in every detail, aud of an envelope, "why don't you put so the exchanges, ns they are called, those stamps on horizontally Instead have been fairly started. of vdftically? Don't you know you In the meantime tbe settling clerks would save a lot of work for us stamp are doing tlielr share of tbe work era If you put your stamps lieside each Long »lie»'Is of paper In front of them other Instead of under each other? We are balug filled out with the total always have to make two strokes when amounts of the checks presented by canceling vertically pasted stamps by the men who are clrcliug alaiut the hand, anil they don't work well through counters, making monotonous but not tbe stamping machines either." unpleasant sounds with tbelr feet "Is that so?" Inquired bls friend as Suddenly, when you arc Just l«glnn!ng he took another envelope ami proceed to understand what It Is all about, a •»1 to affix two stamps to It In a ver halt Is called. No one says anything, tical position. "Then, by the ijjeat but every one stops. You ask why. horn spoon, why deesm't the govern and some one say* tbe exchange* have ment sell Its stamps In horizontal been completed You ask bow 4300. Itnea? Ixxik at these. Here I bought 000.000 can change hauds tn exactly 20 cents' worth of two cent stamp* fifteen, minutes by Hie clock. and tlie and they come to me lu vertical lines, same person looks at you with a pity If I buy five two». I get them attached ing smile and remarks. "Why, you'vs one to the bottom of the other. Do Just seen It done." yon think I'm going to the trouble of There la marked silence fur a nn> tearing each stamp off Just h> pies»* a ment after th* f**t hat* stopped mor government clerk by pH »ting them ski* Ing. The crowd In tile room begins ta by Bids? Guess again.'V New York thin out, for the delivery clerk> are ,r— . * / 4l A. WORD ODDITIES, Some Interesting Curiosities cf English Language- tho Mil 9 CRYSTAL GAZING. If You Want to Try It. Thi. Will T.H Yau How to Proceed. Haviig satlsti'“! ul-vself ,bat 80108 people roally would see hallucinatory picture* in a glass ball or In water 1 examined tbe ethnological side of the question. I found by studying work» of travel ami anthropology that many savage »nd barbarous races> gaze ln< water polished basalt, rock crystal*, and so on, for the purpose of seeing dHant events, foreseeing t,,e detecting criminals, and so forth. It dX not seem to me credible that so umnv aud so widely separated peoples should agr.e with ancient G‘eek9 the races of western Europe m staring away tf they did not see hallucinatory pictures. So 1 believi that some neo ph- do see them. Nor Is this fact now denied by professors of psychology. I have never been able to foresee fro m character, complexion, habit of mind and other Indications what per sons would prove capable of descrying even fancy pictures In a glass ball. Tbe best gazers of my acquaintance, those who hit ou pictures coincidental with actual events unknown to them or with the secret thoughts of a com panion. are t>otb of them not unfamil iar with other curious experience*, But I have tried with the gluss bull t„q or three other friends who have two teen what are vulgarly called "ghost*" In haunted houses, and In the glass ball they can see nothing, while people «ho never saw ghosts do see "coinci dental" pictures In a glass ball. If any reader* care to make experi ments 'they can begin by purchasing a bail. or. of course, a glass Jug of wa ter will do. or even a teaspoonful of ink, In some cases, but both are Incon venient and may spill. Having got the ball, it is best to go alone into a room, sit down with the back to the light, place the ball at a just focus In the lap on a dark dress or a dark piece of cloth, try to exclude reflections, think of anything you please and stare for live minutes, say, at the ball. That Is all. . If after two or three trials you see nothing in the waj' ay of pictures In the ball, you will proBabiy never sue- ceed.—Andrew Lang. Here is some English that seldom Is written and some other interesting cu Droll Incident In ths Reign cf riosities of Mother English. Jarnos I. cf England. Honorlficubilitudluitatibus is a rath er long word. You cannot find it in tbe dictionary, but you will find It used A TRICK C.’l AN AMBASSADOR lu Shakespeare aud some of the other early English writers. The Different Interpretations of the Tbe word is meaningless. The only Same Acts Performed by a Crochety interesting point about It is its length Spaniard and a Hard Headed and Twenty-seven letters in a breath are Canny Old Scotch Butcher. quke a few. But our dictionary gives It Is said that King Janies 1. ou re some almost us long—for instance, the following two of twenty-four letters moving to London was waited upon by tbe Spanish ambassador, a man of eru each: dition. but who had a crotchet In his Transubstantlationelists. bead that every country should have a Inant hroponiorphis-ibility. Here are some of the other boa con profess >r of signs to teach him and the like of him to understand one another. strictors: The ambassador was lamenting one Twenty-three letters: day before tlie king this great desider Disproportionablen esses. atum throughout all Europe, when the -Twenty-two: king said to him: "Why. I have a pro 1 n tercomm unlcabll Ities. fessor of signs tn the northernmost col Twenty-oue: lege lu ui.v dominions—viz. at Aber In tercon vertiblll tie*. deen—but It is a great way off. perhaps Twenty: G90 miles." Hlstomorphologlce (ly. “Were It'10.000 leagues off I shall Interdlfferentlatlon. Supersensitiveness-is. see him.” said the ambassador, "and Hypersensitivenesses. am determined to set out In two or It is safe to say that the ordinary three days." The king saw he bad com reader would not run ou to one of mitted himself and wrote, or caused to these in a hundred years, and if be did l>e written, to the University of Aber he would run the other way. deen. stating the case and desiring the It Is Interesting to know that the professors to put him off some way or entire ulpbabet can he arranged lu one make the Iwst of him. The ambassa intelligible sentence without the repe dor arrived, was received with great tition of a single letter—Just twenty- solemnity, but soon began to Inquire six letters In the following sentence, which of them had the honor to be pro and no two alike: fessor of signs. J. Q. Vandz struck my big fox whelp. Being told that the professor was That simple sentence is the hardest absent in tlie highlands nnd would re possible one to write ou the typewriter. turn uobody knew when, the ambas So many of the letters in tbe alphabet sador said, "I will wait Ills return, are used so seldom that even a good though It were twelve mouths.” typist has to study out the combina Seeing that this would not do and tion before finding some of them. This that they bad to entertain him at a sentence is tbe only known one that great expense all the while, they con contains every letter in the alphabet trived a stratagem. There was one but once and makes sense. Geordy. a butcher, blind of. an eye. a Another interesting word group in droll felliw. with much wit and rogu which tbe entire alphabet Is put into ery about him. He was got. Instruct seven words and only thirty-two let ed to lie professor of signs, but not to ters are used is: "Burst, fed, Jingle, speak on pain of death, Geordy i cheer- quip, vim, hack, zyxomma.” This Is fully undertook the role. Tlie ambas- Circumstantial Evidence. the smallest number of words that tbe sadory was told that the • professor of During a discussion In regard to cir alphabet can be Included lu. signs would lie at home next day, at cumstantial evidence a lawyer told of Two intelligible sentences, however, which he rejoiced greatly. a remarkable case which, he said, ap of eight words aud thirty-two letters Next day Geordy was gowned, wig- pears in the Virginia reports. It was apiece have been found. They are: ged and placed in a chair of state in this: Quick brown fox Jumps over the lazy dog. a room In the college, all the profess A man was discovered drawing a Pack my box with five dozen liquor Jugs. ors and the ambassador being in an Tbe first sentence Is often used in adjoining room. The ambassador was knife from the prostrate form of an testing the types on typewriters ou ac shown Into Geordy's room and left to other man near a roadside, The wit count of the shortness and the fact converse with him as well as he could, nesses rushed upon him and took the that it Includes every letter and has tbe the professors awaiting the Issue with weapon from him. It was still drip ping with the warm blood of the vic advantage of making sense. fear aud trembling. tim. He was accused of the murder. Here is a list of the longest mono The ambassador held up one of hls but asserted hls Innocence, He clalm- syllables in English: fingers to Geordy; Geordy held up two Seven letters, through; eight letters, of Ids. The ambassador held tip three; ed that be bad happened along the strength, thoughts, starched, thrilled, Geordy clinched hls fist and looked road but a few moments liefore and straight, squalled, schnapps; ulne let stern. The ambassador then took an saw his alleged victim struggling w ith ters, strength*, squelched, scratched, orange from hls pocket and held It up; another man. Before he could come up the unknown had driven hls knife splotched, stretched. Geordy took a piece of barley cake Probably the most interesting word from bis pocket and held that up. home aud bad fled Into some brush curiosity is the one made up of the After which the ambassador bowed to close by. Seeing the knife still In the greatest number of other words in the him and retired to the other professor, breast of the fallen man, be stooped regular sequence. That word is in who anxiously Inquired bis opinion over and drew it forth Just as hls ac cusers came on the scene. That was discrimination. Iu-dlsc-rim-ln at-l-on of their brother. contains seven words and is only six “He Is a perfect miracle," said the his story. The knife being Ideptltled as teen letters long. That is allowing a ambassador. “I would not give him the property of the accused, no cre dence whatever was placed lu his tale fraction more than two letters to each for the wealth of the Indies." word, and only one word is repeated. "Well.” said the professors, "to de He was tried, convicted and hanged. A year later the man who had really Here are two that have six separate scend to particulars." words within the one: “Why.” said the ambassador. "I first committed the crime while on hls Ass-ass-ln-at-l-on— held up one finger, denoting that there deathbed confessed that he was the Assassination. murderer and told bow he bad stolen is one God; he held up . two. . signifying _ „_ Ig In-fln-tt-at-l-un— that these are the Father and Son. I the knife from the innocent man who Inflnltatlon. had been sent to the gallows. There do not seem to be any that can held up three, meaning the Father, tbe Y_______ _____ be split iq» Into five sensible parts, but Son and Holy Ghost; he clinched his A Perfect Marriage. fist. to say that these three are one. here are several quads: Most people know and admire the I then took out an orange, signifying In-sat-l-at*— Insatiate. the goodness of God. whogl . es h s crea work of the versatile William Blake, Ass-ass-aln-ate— tures not only the necessaries. but tbe poet an I artist, but few people know Assassinate. luxuries, of life, upou which the won the story of hl* perfect marriage, for a In-vesl-lgat»— Investigate. derful maa presented a piece of bread, perfect marriage it was Indeed. In In-lt-l-ate— showing that It was the siaff of life 1780 Blake fell In love with a pretty Initiate. girl called Clara Woods, but she did and preferable to every luxury." Two three-part words that make The professors were glad that mat not care for him. and the blow was a sense when the parts are taken »epa- ters had turned out so well; so, having severe one to the impressionable young rately are: got quit of the ambassador, they next man. He left Loudon and took up hls To-get-her— got Geordy to hear bls version of the abode at Richmond, where be lodged Together. signs. with a nursery gardener named Bouch In-no-cent— Innocent. *'VY ell. Geordy. bow have you come er. Mr. Boucher had a beautiful daugh The dictionary is full of funny and on and what do you think of yon ter. < 'atherlne, and sbe became the curious things, This is only a small man?” confidant of the poet's love affair, and "The rascal!” says Geordy. "What he:- generous sympathy so cheered part of the unusual things that you can find out about words In an hour's did he do first, think ye? He held up Blake's mental sufferings that he grad perusal of the most wordy book in the cue finger, as much as to say. You uall.v fell in love with tbe gentle girl English language—New York Press. have only one eye. Theu I held iip two, His affection was warmly returned meaning that my one eye was perhaps and Catherine Boucher married Wil as good as both bls. Then the fellow liam Blake on Aug. 18. 1782. It was The Wisdom of Experience. There was uo doubt lu the minds of held up three of hls fingers, to say that an Ideal union. The young husband the Hobart family that young James there were but three eyes lietween us. took a delight lu teaching hls wife had a remarkable gift. It remained and then I was so mad at the scoun who was all eagerness to learn, and for an obscure uncle from the Cape to drel that I steeked my nelve and was the modest gardener's daughter be drop n word of caution and of worldly to come a whack on the side of hls came eventually a cultured woman. head and would ha' done It. too. but v ho was an ardent hero worshiper of wisdom. "You say he's wonderful farseelng for your sakes. Theu the rascal did her clever husbaud and who cheered and can tell folks Just bow things are not s 'op with his provocation here» but. his life more than any one else could forsooth, takes out an orange, as much Mrs. Blake learned to color her hus going to. turn out?" be inquired. "Yes, It seems so," said Janies' ador ns to say. Your poor, beggarly, tsiij baud s drawings and was extraordl- ing mother country canuot produce that. I show narily adept In the work. "Well, now. If you want him to tie the ed him a whang of a bear bannock, most onpop'lar man anywhere round, meaning that I did nn' care a farthing Discovery cf Osteopathy. you Just let him foretell and prophesy for him nor hls trash neither as lang s The man who discovered osteopathy and forecast." remarked the old uncle 1 ha' this. But. by a' that's guld." con was a great sufferer from headache." grimly. "If you want him to keep a eluded Georly. "I'm angrv ret that I »m l, a man who claims to know. "He few friends you must shunt bhr i ff nt. dibit thrash the hide o' the scoun tried every remedy on earth almost, to some other track. I.et him workout drel!”—London T P.'s Weekly. but could get no i>ermanent relief. One, sums lu Ills head. That's a harmless • i.' he had a terrible headache aid practice." Th* Wily Owl. "ellt ',l»Jul» his front yard to lie un- "But why?" faltered the mother. A party of horsemen were traveling thrni ShU, ° °f “ b,g tree nnd reRt hl» "Just this." answered the authority «tong Bridge creek, a tributary of Bad throbbing head ou tbe cooling grass from down ou the Cape. "When he Water river. Wyoming, when their suspended from a limb of tbe treewas prophesies things 'll go wrong and horses suddenly shied off the track at a rope swing used by the children they do go wrong the beft of the blame the sound of a "rattle" Search was ‘ K..man ay uuder ,hls »wlug for will be laid straight on his shornJers. made for the snake, but It was finally awhile and finally put the rope under When be says they'll go right and they found that the sound proceeded from bis head to act as a support. In n few do folks ’ll be too busy enjoying tbou. the burrowing owl. which Ilves In the fflomeuts he was surprised and pleased selves to remem tier your James. And burrows of th* prairie dog. often tt Is to fin ] that bis headache was much when be says they'll go wrong »nd said. In company with th* rattlesnake Rvi'," n‘"lbalf an h0,,r lhe ,M,ln ha'' they go right they II call him a fool Sc.tM « poster party heard the Now. I'm above seventy, and you mind owl gb* a third rattle, And whenever goae. He began an investigation He th‘> rOpe ’wlnR b™*« they passed th* sp,„ ,, nve warnl ' on thL'n what 1 tel* ye!"—Youth's Companion. 2P ‘»e nerve In the beck of the head. i " J’L1' and the hon‘e’ •lwV Wi h r ,lrp »,oPPed tbe headache N.^ru,tbe,raVk -American P H»r Bad Accid*nt. ’ ,h nw' ■”">$ he deeded that many "Dld you ever bave a bad accidenti" Pal. could be relieved If nerves Xld The lady chauffeur bit ber llp. the proper treatment-a mas- of po mao m,re U*«fi thy- •'I met uiy husband by accldent." sbe •elf -Tert nee. - J and h» ma.ri^ “n '*,eo®ath,r ’«•hool hdmltted. —Cincinnati Enuu.ier. “k_niade « (fraud success. , Nashville Tennesseean. i ETIQUETTE IN KASSALA. f A Ch*t B»tw**n a Mai* Heath«* Tw* Naliv« Ladin. Some of the traditional obsen.^ tn the polite society of otlier l.iafi, ford, lu addition to amusement, et*. slderable opposition to the free |ot- course to which modern coining have accustomed us. Mrs. Hpeefiy one of tbe first English ladle* to Iiassala. gives a goo.l Instance of mi« In her "Wanderings In the Sufixn’’ when relating how she and her hui. band received their first callers. Their patroness was an Italian lady who had long been a resident of the city. “In tbe morning a rap came to the door.” writes Mrs. Speedy, "and on opening It I saw m.Ida me. with two Arab women, standing outside, siie in. qnlred cautiously If Charlie were with- in. and on my saying that he was >b9 made a sign to the two ladies, wbo drew the thickly concealing shawl still more closely over tlielr hidden ;aeM and moved off to one side in the pas sage. turning their backs to the door way. "She then explained to me that tig* wore oTVery” high rank and of a vmj strict sect and must on no account be seen by a strange man. especially not by one who was of another nation nnd an Infidel. They were, however, very anxious to see me nnd hid com" Iodo me that honor, and If Charlie v quid not object to go below or Into -oa« other room for a few minutes they would make their visit very si. .: t "I represented the state of the c, and he at once consented to absent himself, hls only regret being thnt be should not have a chance to <• ar -sq with the e ladies, as there were iu jy things which he wished esp? to know nnd which he was not ! have any opportunity so g. d >■ >'w present for ascertaining. In tn~i,. | represent* 1 this side of the qties a to madame. and after much hesitation and whispered cbQyeraatlon In th.- pax sage a compromise was effe led. "It was arranged thnt. completely veiled, the Indies should enter the room, not venturing to turn tlielr heabs In the direction of the masculine hea then, an 1 that be should bef \e they entered turn hls hack to tbe direeden by which they r. onld come in. “This was all strictly carried out. aud thus, back to back n • oust 'erabl* distance apart, au edifying conversation went on for half an hour, question’ being put In bland. Inquiring tonesand dulcet replies given, which appeared to be quite satisfactory to both parti*»." The Longest “Straight.” To the Bueuos Aires and Pacific railway belongs the peculiar distinction of having an Its system tbe longest straight stretch of railway In the world. Tbo length of tills Is 2O.">% miles, and It is situated ou the main line, between 158 and 393% miles from Buenos Aires. The straight was for merly broken by reverse curves form ing a detour around Luke Soria. Tbe longer portion wns then 175 miles long and was even theu the world's record. Tbe lake having, however, practically dried up. the company suppressed tho curves, and the cutoff was opened to service on Oct. 15, 1907. It seems that when the -line was set out In the sev enties. at which time the country was In tbe bands of tbe Indians, after leav ing Junin, which was n military out post and the last point of contact with the Buenos Aires civilization, a courss of about we t-north west was set and tbe line run straight across the flat pampa» until It met another line alomt sixty miles long, which was pushed out east ward from the western terminus. Villa Mercedes. There were no obstacles of Importance to avoid, and hence th* phenomenal l>ee Hue.—Engineer. Cain’s Wifs. “I never discuss marriage." said the late General Fitz-Hugh Lee. "without thinking of an old colored preacher la my state who was addressing his dark skinned congregation when a whits man rose up lu the back of the build ing. “ ‘Mr. Preacher.’ said the white man. “ ‘Sir to you.’ said the parson. “‘Mr. Preacher, you are talking about CaJn. and you say he got married in the land of Nod after he killed Abel But the Bible only mentions Adam and Eve as being on the enrth at that time. Whom. then, did Caln marry?’ “The colored preached snorted wltii unfeigned contempt. “‘Hohl’ he said. ‘You hear dat. hr«!- eren an’ sisters? Y’ou hear dat fool question I am axed? Caln, be went to de land o’ Nod. Just ns de good book tells us. an' In de land o’ Nod Fain gits so lazy an’ so shlf'less dat he up an’ marries a gal o’ one o' dem oo 'count pore white trash families dat de inspired apostle didn't consider flttln’ to mention in de boly word.’" Departed Glories of Fea. Fez the "fertile." the Rome of the western Arabs, still retains traces of the magnificence which made her In tbs middle ages the rival of Mecca. In ths twelfth century the holy city, to which when the road to Mecca was closed pilgrimages were made, contained as many as 700 temples, fifty of which were adorned with marble pillars. Is those old days the city wns the haunt of philosophers, physicians and astroBj omers. A mere formal pretense «* study is now all that Is practiced. “They have Euclid in folio volume». • traveler writes, “but neither copied nor read. The teacher alts croesleT ged on the ground and repeats In • drawling tone between singing »•“ crying words whlrb are echoed by the scholars sitting around him.” Fes. how ever. Is honest enough In one respect— she does not believe In outward sbo*- In the interior of the bouses ar* meats decorated with paintings »nd arabesques, while the cataide are aften built of mild. »