Tillamook headlight., September 19, 1907, Image 2

TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, SEPTEMBER 19, 1907.
Advertising Batea
THE NETARTS WHALE DIED
OF STARVATION
Hotel
Clerk Mourns Suspicious
Bewildering Reeulta He Achieved In
Nature of His Guests at the
Hie First Game.
Fortland Hotel
More than forty years ago In Sau
MARK TWAIN AS A BOWLER.
L egal A pvk R tisments :
First insertion, per ime
I
Eachsubsequent insertion, line....
Buttine»* and professional cards,
1 month ...................................... 1
H'nneatead Notices.......................... 5
Timber Claim« ................................ 10
L* teals, per line each insertion ...
Display advertisement, an inch.
I month ......................................
All Resolutions of Condoleuce
Lodge Notice«. 5c. per line.
Card« of Thanks, 5c. per line.
Notices, Lost, Strayed or .Stolen, etc.,
minimum rate, 25c. not exceeds g five
linea.
TT
-LJ- •
The Oregon Cheese Co., Incorported,
is prepared to buy all the first class
cheese that comes along. Spot cash
and highest price, Factory men will
do well to see R.
I Robinson, the mana-
Fle will be in
ger, before selling
Tillamook a good part oi the time dur­
ing the season. Only the best stock
wanted.
T. BOTTS,
A ttomney - at -L a ,
Complete set of Abstract
in office.
Taxes paid for
“Things «re not what they used to
Francisco the office staff adjourned up
on conclusion of its work at 2 o’clock i»e.” sighed Dan Sullivan, night clerk of
Residents.
the Portland Hotel, last night. “People
In the morning to a great bowling es are—I don’t kn< w w hat." And he gazed
Office opposite Post Offi«.
tablishment where there were twelve sorrowfully over hi« glasses into vacancy
Both phones.
alleys. I was invited, rather perfunc
“ \\ hat s w rung
“Don t know
People, as I just said,
torily and as a matter of etiquette—by
used
to
l»e
open
and
honest,
and
now
which I ineau that I was Invited po
they are suspicious and actually doubt a
H.
COOPER,
Utely, but not urgently. But when 1 man's most solemn word. Y«-u see it’s
diffidently declined with thanks and i this wax : Tonight 1 was talking to a
explained that I knew nothing about | man I have known lor vears —and he
3 game those lively young fellows used to be such an open hearted, genial
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION.
_eame at once eager and anxious and chap, who ha<l faith in mankind. And
what
do
vou
think
he
did
?
t'
hen
I
told
.STB1CTLY IN ADVANCE.)
urgent to have my society. This flat
T illamook ,
One year............................................... 1 1.50 tered me, for I perceived no trap, and him of what I saw down near Tillamook
75 I innocently and gratefully accepted - n my vacation, he laughed behind his
Six months...........................................
50 their invitation. I was given an alley hand and asked me it 1 felt the hot
Three months....................... ..............
weather more than usual.’’
al) to myself. The boys explained the
arl haberlach
“VXhat did \«>u see on your vacation,
126 Fifth Street, Portland.
game to me, and they also explained tc Mr Sullivan ?”
rne that there would be an hour's play
“A whale, merely a dead whale, sir.
Reference, Tillamook County Bank.
and that the player who scored the He had started ’<> death, poor fellow.
attorney - at - law ,
And
no
man
with
a
heart
in
him
will
fewest ten strikes in the hour would
Bi
W0
laugh
at
even
the
death
ui
a
poor
whale
Skitiachrr
have to provide oysters and beer for
the combination. This disturbed me from starvation—would be ?’’
The County Fair.
Office across the street and oortkh,
“Certainly not. But how did he starve
very seriously, since It promised me
«
The rerival of county fairs which is bankruptcy, and I was sorry that this to death ? Something unusual for a
the Post Office.
whale to die of starvation, isn’t it ?”
taking place in Oregon this Fall is • ne
“that’s just the point. You see it was
of i he cheei ful signs of the times.
The detail had been overlooked in the be­
report« which come in seem to indicate ginning. But my pride would not al this wav : I hat whale was the only one
that they are every w here unusually in­ low me to back out now, so I stayed <»t Ins tribe along the coast for miles, or
H. GOYNE,
teresting I lie State Fair at Salem will In and did what I could to look satis »hat had been for weeks. There were
J. P. ALtLtEN, Proprietor.
probably be more attractive than »-vet ■ fled and glad I had come, It is not also \ery few herring for him to feed on,
before With all its pos^ibiliti^s for good > likely that I looked as contented as I but there were gulls, ducks and other
A ttorney - at -L aw .
the county fair has- not flourished asoné wanted to, but the others looked glad sea birds by the swarm. Noone ever saw
so many before.
could desire of late years in Oregon
they
enough to make up for it, for
Special Attention paid to Tourists.
“Now \ou know how a whale feeds ?
perhaps because its true method and
Office : Opposite Court Houn
were quite unable to hide their evil He dives dow n. swims under the water
put pose were overridden by the amuse
A
First
Class
Table. Comfortable Beds and Accommodation
joy. They showed me how to stand .villi I is mouth open, then eornes to the
ment motive.
Amusement has a place at the county and how to stoop and how to alm the -urlace with a load of fish in his mouth,
T illamook , O regon .
fair, but not quite the most important ball and how to let fly, and then the but before he can sw allow them he must
raise his head out of the water with his
one. Races, balloon ascension and game began.
vauderville shows are well enough as
In mouth open to let the water run out, or
The results were astonishing.
subordinate features; but when they be. my Ignorance I delivered the balls In he would have to swallow the salt water
w. SEVERANCE,
come too prominent and crowd every, apparently every way except the right too. The tertli in the lower jaw act as
a strainer and let the water through,but
thing ebe into the background they
one,
but
no
matter
—
during
half
an
keep the fish in.
ruin the enterprise. For a fair is not a
“Now, every time that poor, hungry
circus nor can an American rural com­ hour I never started a ball down the
alley
that
didn
’
t
score
a
ten
strike
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
munity be interested for several sue
whale came up with the few fish he had
I
every
time
at
the
other
end.
The
oth
managed to catch, and opened his huge
cesair« days in circus frivolities, much
as such things are enjoyed in their pro ers lost their grip early and their joy mouth for the waler to run out, the
T illamook
per place
When the managers of along with It. Now and then one of birds, that hovered over him in a cloud,
O rkgox ,
county fairs began to treat the people them got a ten strike, but the occur just swooped down into his mouth,
like a crowd who came there only to De rence was so rare that It made no grabbed up the fi>h and flew out again
amused and humbugged their deca­ show alongside of my giant score. The tn an instant. The result was that the
dence began. Expenses grew*, receipts
whale died. I think he died of starva­
H. UPTON, Ph.
Next Door to Tillamook County Bank.
fall off. Debt and insolvency ensued. boys surrendered at the end of the tion, but mv friend said it must have
The revival or rural fairs now so hope, half hour and put on their coats and ecu of a broken heart—and then he
fully under way* is coincident with a gathered around me and In courteous laughed at me ’Tis a sad world, and
but sufficiently definite language ex you must make your own fun in it.’’
new recognition of their true op port u
P pysician and S urgeon .
nity and iniMion. The fair succeeds pressed their opinion of an experience
And. without cracking a ghost of a
I
better this Fall because it better deserves worn and seasoned expert who would ■smile, Mr. Sullitan sighed again heavily
Office first door East of F. R,
•uccesa.
stoop to lying and deception in order and absent-mindedlv charged a guest $2
What it Hie true mistión of the county to rob kind and well meaning friends tor ice water.—Oregonian.
fair? Not so much aiuusHment, one, I
Beals1 office.
would think, as recreation. It should who had put their trust in him under
Lost and Found.
afford a restful pause iti the year's labors, the delusion that he was honest and
Spruce and Cedar Shingles.
Lost, between 9:30 p.m., y ester rial
a few day* for leisurely reflection in honorable. I was not able to convince
T. BOALS, M.D.,
harmony with the benign September them that I bad not lied, for now my and neon to-day, a bilious attack, with
Butter Boxes
specialty
sunshine. There is nothing frivolous character was gone, and they refused ntiusea and sick headache. This loss
about this first month of Auluiuti. It to attach any value to anything I snld whs occasioned by finding at Chas. 1
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
is mature, gentle, serious, perhaps,
The proprietor of the place stood by Clough, drug stole a box <>f Dr. KingV
Orders for Lumber promptly attended to.
rather than gay. and the mood of the for awhile saying nothing; then he New Life Fills. Guaranteed for bil
iuusness, malaria and jaundice. 25c.
TILLAMOOK.
fair should he in keeping with the sea­
son. hi September the rural coni' came to my defense. He skid: “It looks
like
a
mystery,
gentlemen,
but
it
Isn
’
t
Office:
Olson Building.
munity turns from manual labor to the
<‘oncerns of the intellect and social life. a mystery after It's explained. That
Whit Ails You7
Residence: Mrs. Walker’s.
The schools open. Dancing clubs are Is a grooved alley; you've only to start
Do ,on fr«i weak, tired desyr-idee*.
organized.
People have time to pay a ball down it any way you please have frequent headache?
A- j A c A A -A A A. A jfk. A. A.A l A At A Ar Ar A A A-A, A A:
-ed tongue
visits. Who wants to go to a circus! and the groove will do the rest; It will
when the apples are l'pe and the leave» slam the ball against the northeast bitter or bad ta^te in morning, ’’heart­
C. HAWK,
burn,” be'iebing of gaa, acid lainga In
falling ?
curve of the head pin every time, and throat a-Zer eating, stomark gnaw or
The recreation w hich the county fair
PROPRIETOR
offers should be reflective and social, nothing can save the ten from going burn, f- t.l breath, dizzy sv».ls, poor or
variab'a appetite, nausea 't times and
n >t b isterous. It is a plac1 to medita'e down.”
It was true. The boys made the ex­ kindred symptoms?
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
upou lost opportunities and new plans,
upon the apple tree< which were n t ' periment, and they found that there
ve any conslde’ -.ble number of
sprayed end the scrub cow« which were was no art that could send a ball th
toms v.”« are suffering
BAY CITY, OREGON.
not weeded from the herd, as well as down that alley and fall to score a
pfei ilver with Indl-
upon ways to make the brain do more ten strike with it. When I had told gestlonkaUeKTpejJer^ P. EJer<'.e> Go'den
work and the muscles less. The farmer’s those boys that I knew nothing about Mwlli-.al Discovery lajnade up of the most
Boiler Work, Logger’s Work and Heavy Forging.
brain is Ins best friend if be only knew
v a! 11 a bl e m
cd “ i cj
i„., principles known to
.....
. ¡Dal
Fine Machine Work a Specialty.
it. The fair gives him Insure to make that game I was speaking only the rued I ya 1 science f for
or th
e perm
ajientw
the
permanent
cure ~ of
-^pHOMAS W. ROSS,
its acquaintance. And it gives his wife truth. But It was ever thus all through *uclii aLiArm;LLF(>HdLtio^^ It is a most
leisure to renew* her girlhood friend­ my life—whenever I have diverged efficient liver Invlgorator. stomach tonic,
ship*. In the great house at the center from custom and principle and uttered
w w "tr v ■w v vwr w ww
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
<»f the fairgiounds there ought to be a truth the rule has been that the bowel regulator and nerve strengthened
The ’•Golden Medical Discovery ” Is not
bundled* of chairs where the women hearer hadn't strength of mind enough
can sit and delight their eyes udth the to believe It.—From Mark Twain's a patent medicine or secret nostrum, a
Office : Opposite Poit Office
cm rant jelley, the miraculous oahlias Autobigraphy In North American Re full list of Its ingredients being printed
on its bottle-wrapper and attested under
and the lovely ciaay quilts while they
view.
Residence
: Allen House, Tillamook, On.
oath. A g’ance at its formula will show
tell old tales to one another and hear
that it contains no alcohol, or harmful
new go-sip. Ruin stare« in the face that
The Conductor Courteous.
habit-forming drugs It is a fluid extract
county fair which fails to make ample
St. John's, N. F — some of the natives made with pure, triple-refined glycerine,
provision for the women. Better sac­
R. BEALS,
rifice the trotting than the exhibit of call It “Senjens"—Is far more pictur­ of proper strength, from the roots of the
angel cake. If there is not money esque than beautiful. But Its quaint following native American forest plants,
enough t«» erect a grandstand and buy uess redeems it from stupidity, and, vi'., Golden Seal toot. Stone root, Black
REAL ESTATE,
nwking chairs fur grandma and her wander where you will, you meet with Cherry bark, Queen's root, Blood root, and
cronies also, let the giandstaud go. It that courtesy and kindness that are Mandrake root.
will pay better to do it.
F inancial A gent ,
The following leading medlceJ authorities,
Buy your LIQUORS direct from the WHOLESALE HOUSE
The county lair may be the best of the graces of people who live unhurried among a host of others, extol the for?gQ!n»
lives
tn
remote
places
where
strangers
roots
for
the
cure
of
just
such
ailments
as
i
be
eehooln, since it combines teaching
at WHOLESALE PRICES and save the middle MAN'S PRO­
Tillamook, Oregon
lndn-ate: l'iof. R. Rartholow
with recreation. It rebukes mistakes, are a welcome break to their monoto­ al»ovesymptoms
M. D . of Jefferson Med. College. Pliila.; Prof.
FIT, which rteans50 to 10> per cent on your PURCHASES.
stimulates ambition and directs it to ny. When you say to some casual ben­ H. C Wood, M D_, of Unlv.of I'a : Pref.Edwin
practical ends all at the same time A efactor that you are “much obliged” M. Rale, M. D . of Hahnemann Med. College.
Prof. John King. M. D.. Author of
man learns there to avoid futile ex- for some courteous direction, he will Chicago:
American Dispensatory: Prof. Jno. M. Scud­
P- J- SHARP,
la-nmentH, he is inspiied. on the other touch his hat and say, “Thank you,” as der. M.D. Author of Specific Medicines: Prof.
hand, to try promising ones The whole If you had conferred the favor upon Laurence Johnson. M. 1». Med. Dept. Univ, of
N. Y.; Prof. Finley El II ng wood. M. D.. Author
atmosphere of the successful fair is up him The street car conductor (they of Materia Medica and Prof In Bennett Medi­ 2.500 Gallons of Double Stamp Whiskies,
RESIDENT DENTIST,
lifting
cal College. Chicago. Send name and ad­
Regular price, $5 00 per gallon....................................
at »3.50 per gal.
In recent years statesmen have been even have a trolley line, though how it dress on Postal Card to I»r R. V. Pierce. Buf­ 2.500 Gallon« of Pure 01,1 R,c me„d Whiskies
Office across the street from tin
falo. N. Y.. and receive frre booklet giving
visiting the faits, as they used in pio- can be run In winter Is a mystery) will extracts
from writings of all the above medi­
Regular price, $6 00 per gallon ....................... .........
ueer times, to evade the political ilia see that you are set down where yon cal authors and many others endorsing. In the
.at $4.00 per gal.
Court House.
chines and meet the people face to should leave the car and. If you are strongest possible terms, each and every in­ 2,509 Gallons of Pure Old Bourbon Blend Whiskies
of which ’’Golden Medical Discov­
Regular price. $6 00 per gallon.................................... '
face. Only honest men dare do this uncertain of your way, will get off hia gredient
Dr. Wise’s office.
ery ” is composed, f
at $4 00 per gal.
No toss can s'ai.d the steady gaze of ear and point your destination out.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant relicts regulate and 2,500 Gallons of Lyon Rye or Bourbon Blend
hundreds of clean men day after day. holding his other passengers until he is Invigorate stomach, fiver and bowels. They
Regular price. $5 uO (<r gallon...................... ...................................
. ... M
.
mar be used tn conjunction with ”Golden 5,000 Gallons of Fine Old California Port, Sherry Angelica
na Governor Hughes ha> i>een doing sure
*
SARCHET
you underatand.—Travel Maga- Medical rMwovery” If boaels are much con-
this Fall ;\Vh»n
"■"I our _________
statesmen __
be. zine.
•tlpsted. 'They’re tiny and sugai -coated.
Muscat. Madera and Malaga,
‘’■•«rj, angeiKa.
.
The Fashionable Tail«.
gin this kind of work, when they I.ave
Regular price. »2 50 ,xr gallon..............................................................
„ 5Q
R#1
ideas and dare to go to the plain peo
Didn't
Get
It
Just
Right,
pie with them, then the doom of coi*,
The subject of profanity was being
rupt gmeinmeiit has sounded. For
Cleaning, Pressing and Rep**1’
the A menean people me true-hen r ted discussed the other evenlug at a dinner
ing a Specialty.
and i othlng hut the right can win their I party In Harlem. When one of the
500 Cases of McBrayer Whiskey, bottled in bond
.(tlinn
j
°.f M'1''«« "hiskey. bottled in bond
"V ?!2 00 P"
permanent favor —Oregonian.
IIIIEI (HD HIKDHESIE*
guests facetiously hinted that his host
Store in Heins Photograph*
could tear It off a little when no women
?
R>' Whiskey. Pure Blend ..............
at $10 00 per doi.
SHAVING, HAIR CT’TTING -‘IPS S**** °!
Bnur,,on Whiskey. Pure Blend............ ......... »11.00 per doz
Sudden Attack of Dysentery were present the hostess became indig­
$11.00 per doz.
o.OlM)
Cases
of
Port.
Sherry,
Angelica.
Muscat.
Tokay,
Maderi
Gallery.
nant.
“I would have you under­
Cured.
and Malaga
SHAMPOOING, E'lC
A prominent lady of Brookh i>. N Y. stand.” she said, with crushing dignity,
at $4.00 per doz.
writes to Inquire where «he cen'obtain ‘’that my husband never says anything
Electric Baths nicely fitted up.Good foi
J^OBERT A. MILLER,
Chamberlain'« Colle, Cholera ami Dian
before ladies that he wouldn’t say
lioee Remedr. She eevs
• While anywhere.'* She Is still wondering
persons suffering with rheumatism
«topping st a ranch in Smith Diakota I
why It was that everybody laughed.—
A ttorney - at -L aw ,
was taken ill of what «eeuie.l to be
cholera.
they gave me aome of this New York Tribune
Land
Titles, Land Office Bos
medicine ami il cured me. 1 brought a
Yet It Wti Reel,,tic.
bottle home ami hare just u«ed the last
ness and Mining Law.
of it today. Motlor wee tak>n su<1.
Mlee Yeru—Of course you've read
denly ill of drsenterv ami it h. Iped her that new love story of his. Crabbe
PORTLAND,
ORBfi®*1'
immediatelyFor «1« t>v doughs (book reviewer» Ye«. I had to. Very
Room, 306 Commercial BoiW«*
Drug Store.
realistic, wasn't It? Miss Yeru— Non
Chantberlaln's Cough Remedy sensei The dialogue between the lov
One of the Beston the Market. ers was positively silly. Crabbe—Well’
—Philadelphia Press.
Did You Ever Try
For many years t hamberlain'« Cough
51 Front Street, Portland, Ore
Keniedv Ims conetantlv gained in favor i
HARRIS
’S NEW FEE® 1,1
Th« Lack.
»ml popularity uulll it is now one of the i
I<nicker—There are plenty of Ixtoks
most staple loedkmea in use ami has an i
LIVERT BARN.
enormous sete It is intended esiwiallv 1 telling bow to save Ufa while waiting
Centrally Uoeated
R«t«s, $1 p«P day
for acute throat end lung diseases, sucli j tor the doctor Rocker—Yea. What we
If
not, give him a calL
as oouslis cold. end croup, and can need la one telling the young doctor
nlwaya be depended upou It ia pleasant bow to save life while waiting for the
Everything first-class. Sea*^
and safe to take and is undoubtedly the patient.—Harper's Bazar.
Ie-St in the market for the purpees for
T-.e .
H* bnRSHN, PFOppietOF.
whww it is intended Sold by Clough s
block South of P.O.
A Ufa in continual need is halt loath.
Drug Store.
*
-German Proverb.
w.
THE OREGON CHEESE COMPANY,
,
C
The Best Hotel.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
Headquarters for Travelling Men.
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
A.
You Use Them.
We Sell Them.
W. A. WILLIAMS & CO.,
c.
Fir and Spruce Lumber.
Cheese and
R.
a
TILLAMOOK LUMBER. COfDP/INY
1
A. K. CASE,
< Tillamook Iron Works
f h r
> ►
J
General Machinists & Blacksmiths.
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON,
The Largest Mailorder Liquor House on
the Pacific Coast.
MIKE
JACOB & COMPANY.
51 FRONT STREET. PORTLAND
OREGON.
We are offering for the next 60 days as
follows:
LATIMER BROS.,
Freight and Express Prepaid and no Charge
for Cooperage.
J2) r -
T
On Five Case Lots we allow a discount of
50c. on each Case.
Of five and ten gallon kegs and half barrel
Lots we allow a discount of 25c. per gal.
MIKE JACOB & CO ■J
LARSEN HOUSE,
TILLAMOOK,
The Beet Hotel ia the city.
♦ he teacher at
BUcb of the Moumonlh
Hc.tbe Ro* «“J -M,M
Mi» i*
.
I
THE PARISH HOUSE
OREGON
Ho Chinese Employed.
W. G.
HARRIS,