Tillamook headlight., January 11, 1900, Image 4

THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, January 11, 1900.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.
might sprawl on a couple of long reci-
tutiou benches and taken nap. Blueing
“But, dear cousin, have you many
iwu benches bide by bide, be would roll
ß L. EDDY,
up hi»overcoat fora pillow,and stretch­ debts?” “No; 1 can ulmost marry for
ing his long form out at full length, love.”—Fliegende Blaetter.
bh-F-p soundly. Sometime» his snoring
ATTORNBY-AT-LAW.
“1 see villainy in your face,” said a
By J. L H rbour.
could be heard in the sc bool house yard
judge to a prisoner. “May it please
T illamook , O regon .
Several weeks after the school o|>e*.ed your honor,” said the latter, “that is a
there came a day in December biei; persona] reflection.”—Metropolitan.
HOSE dog is that?**
was so unseasonably warm that even i xOf Course.—The Count—“I loaf you I
H. COOPER
Agents for Kopp's Brewery, the Brewer of the lii.eet Beer in the Northwest yy
These were the first words the the low fire in the big box stove ren­
pupils’ of the Silver Maple school heard dered the room so hot that the dooi I vould marry you!” The Girl—“Yes;
Strangers can find here a place to write, attend to correspondence, privately
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Jabez Jordon, the new teacher, speak. and windows were opened. The un­ but it takes two to make a bargain,
confer upon business or social matters and generally feel at home.
1 will
your
He had nodded unsmilingly toward sev­ usual warmth made the teacher ex­ count.” “Sairtainly!
father to-morrow.”—Yonkers States­
TILLAMOOK
.. OREGON.
eral of the boys and girls who had tremely drowsy.
He yawned and
reached the schoolhouse before him stretched all the forenoon, and almost man.
Conditional.—Little Edgar—"Pa, Is
that frosty October Monday morning fell from his chair once or twice.
'P H. GOYNE,
the a in Colorado pronounced as in
when he “took up school” in the little
Hastily eating his luncheon at noon,
brick schoolhouse on the crest of a hill he placed the two recitation benches I ' maiden or as in gladden?” Pa—“It all
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
under a cluster of silver maples.
together, and bidding one of the pupils depends on whether you want to make
There were about 35 boys and girls to be sure to call him nt five minutes Colorado rhyme with dado or shadow.”
Office: Opposite Court House,
of from five to eighteen years of age in before oue, stretched himself out on •—Chicago Times-Herald.
T illamook , O regon .
PROPRIETORS OF
the schoolhouse yard when, at nine the benches and fell asleep.
She—"I’ll grant that your income
o’clock, Jabez Xordon came to the door
The pupils were ¡»laying in the yard, would be enough for us to marry on, if
and rang a hand-bell with great vigor. whefi Dan Roby’s Tige suddenly ran only you didn’t have sueh expensive
QLAUDE THAYER,
It seemed to sonic of the larger boys out of the woods and vaulted the low fads.”
He—"I?
Expensive fads?
and girls thnt the notes of the bell fence separating the yard from the What expensive fad have I?" She—
DEALERS IN
sounded like a slogan of defiance.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
road. It was the first time Tige had "Me, for one.”—Lustige I’laetter.
They had fil <1 into the house rather appeared at the school house since the
Honest Dealer—“’E’s a good ’oss. But
T illamook , O regon .
soberly, and were taking their seats, day when he had been twice ejected, I must tell yer, ’e’s one fault—’e’s a lit­
w'hen a yelluw-and-v.bite uncollared for Dan had taken care that the dog tle givin ter runnin’ away with yer.”
Shop next door to Larsen’s Hotel, Tillamook
dog of mongrel origin came sneaking did not follow him again. Tige was in Client—“If that’s all, he’ll do splendid­
JJ. J. DALY,
¡OSCAR HAYTER.
in, as if well aware of the fact that he high spirits. He barked gleefully as ly. That last horse I had of you was
was an interloper. He was skulking he bounded towaru his young master given to running away without me.”—
JJALY & HAYTER,
forward, casting furtive glances around and other acquaintances. Dan tried to
Punch.
him. when Jabez Jordon called out, in send him back home, but he treated the
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
Spacer—“I believe that if Shakes­
a harsh, high-pitehed voice:
command as a joke, and only barked peare were alive at the present time
“Whose dog is that?”
D allas , O regon .
and frisked more joyously. The boys
Dan Roby, a boy of 15, replied: “He began throwing sticks into the air for and trying to live by his pen in London,
the
comic
papers
would
reject
many
is my dog. sir.”
Tige to catch, and they sent him racing of his best jokes.” Humorist—"I know
ROBERT A. MILLER,
“Well, put him out! Don’t you know I
madly after balls and stones.
J. P. ALLEN,
it. I have tried ’em all.”—Boston Trav­
better than to bring a dog to school?”
Over in a corner of the yard eight or eler.
ATTORNEY-AT LAW,
"I didn’t intend to bring him. He
Proprietor
nine little girls were playing tag. Sud­
"I saw a statement in the paper that
followed rne of bis own accord, and I
O regon C itv , O regon .
denly Lucy Sharpe, who was “it,” a German manufacturer has sold an
couldn’t drive him back. Come, Tige!”
stopped and said gaspingly, with a aggregate of 3,000,000 thermometers,” First elans aeconiniodalio
Land
Titles
ami
Land Office Busines« a
Tige refused to go. and Dan had to
Specialty.
said Mr. Manchester. "He must be very
at second class rate.
grasp him by the hind legs and drag crimson face:
“Oh, I’m nearly dead for a drink of rich.” "It depends upon when he sold,”
him toward the door amid dolorous
water!
I’m going to tipioe into the added Mr. Birmingham. "How is that?**
whining and yelping. Some of the troys
(JAMES McCAIN,
MEALS IN THE
school house and get a drink. 1 won’t "In winter thermometers are down, BEST
¡A. W. SEVERANCE
and girls laughed, whereupon Jabez
CITY.
wake
the
teacher.
”
while in summer they are up.”—Pitts­
Jordon si ruck his desk with his fist and
AfcCAIN & SEVERANCE,
She ran lightly toward the house, burgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
said, sternly:
Tillamook,
Ore
and stepped in softly.-A moment later
“Silence! ”
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
The effect was instantaneous. A pin she came hurrying out, her eyes wear
BIG STORE OF STATIONERY.
Headquarters for Forest Grove Stage Line.
T illamook , O regon .
could have been heard to drop. Tige, ing a frightened look and her face pale
The Department of Justice Conduct!
in the meantime, was scratching on the instead of red.
“O girls!” she exclaimed. “What do
M Wholvnalr Iluatneaa in Writ»
closed door and whining for admit­
£)AVID WILEY, M.D.,
ing Muteriala.
tance. Five minutes later Dora Harvey, you think?”
“Why. what’s the matter?” the girls
n tardy comer, opened the door to enter
PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND
“The department of justice runs one
the room, and Tige darted in aheud of asked. She glanced back toward the
ACCOUCHEUR.
school house, as if fearful of pursuit, of the biggest stationery concerns in
her. vvugging his tail joyfully.
the
country,
’
’
said
a
clerk
of
that
de
­
and
then
said,
in
an
awe-strickeu
voice:
All
call
promptly attended to.
Jabez Jordon scowled fiecely.
partment. “We have to do that to sup­
“The teacher hasn’t got any hair!”
"What did you go and let that dog in !
T illamook , O regon .
ply the various officials of the depart­
“What?”
for?” he demanded of Dora Harvey,
ment
throughout
the
country.
Not
“
He
hasn
’
t!
Not
a
speck
of
hair
has
who was one of lhe gentlest and best 1
girls in the district, The smile on her ha got on his head! He looks just aw­ many years ago o”r stationery bureau
0 E. HAWKE, M.D.,
face gave place to a look of combined ful! Somebody has scalped him, or was used solely for the benefit of this
immediate
department.
Judges,
clerks
.something
or
other,
for
he
hasn
’
t
got
a
fright and amazement.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
WILL HUR THE
"I—I didn’t mean to let him In, sir. bit. of hair! It’s all lying on the floor of courts, marshals and other officials
throughout the country purchased
He pushed in ahead of me when I by him!”
TILLAMOOK, OREGON.
their b applies from stores in their cities
“O-o-o-o Lucy Sharpe!**
opened »he door,” said Dora.
Office:
Over
Todd’s Store.
and
towns
and
sent
us
the
accounts
to
“It’s so!”
"If you’d been here on time it
The little girls run swiftly toward the pay. By this method we paid the retail
wouldn’t have happened,” said Jabez.
school house, and Tige, accepting this price for everything. We found this Will make trips every five days, the weather permitting, between Astoria and
Then he turned to Dan.
Dr. J. W. Vogel,
Tillamook City, carrying freight and paasengere.
"Drag him out again and take him as a challenge to give chase, sped after would not do, as the highest prices were
S pecialist
for
R epratction and
home!” he shouted. “This isn’t a them. They clustered about the door, paid for everything. Under our pres­
D efects of the E ye .
but Tige darted into lhe school house. ent system every official of the govern­
school. for dogs!"
ELMORE, SANBORN & CO., ASTORIA ; or COHN & CO.,
In a moment he darted out again with ment coming under our department
'i'ige was even more unwilling than
TILLAMOOK. AGENTS.
Will visit TILLAMOOK every three
makes requisition on us for supplies,
before to go out, and when Dan ap­ a great cluster of jet black curls, lighth
months.
proached, ran up and down the aisles, touched with gray, dangling from his and we send them at little cost, most of
P ortland ... O regon .
trying to evade capture. In his flight mouth! Away he sped, and the little the time by mail. As we buy everything
O ffice : 132 F irst S treet .
Tige overturned the small wooden box girls fled wildly in nil directions, quite at cost prices we save to the govern­
Rates, $1 Per Day
R esidence : 529 S herman S treet .
terrifled by what they had seen.
ment thousands of dollars each year Centrally boeated
on which the water-pail stood, thereby
drenching hiiuself from head to foot
Tige leaped a low stone wall and ran over the old method of doing business.
with icy waler. More laughable still, a short distance across a field of stun
“We carry a stock worth at least
C. A. BAILEY,
he caught the descending ¡'ail on his ble, and then lay down with his trophy $6,000 at all times, and all the judges,
OKXI.IK IN
h( ad. and could not get il off, the bail between his paws. Meantime the boys marshals, clerks and others send to us
STU DE BA KER IK A GONS
Proprietor.
having dropped down around his neck, ' were watching the dog’s performance. for their pencils, writing paper, etc.
OSBORNE MOHrERSt
in Ids frantic writhings, he overturned
It’s funny, too, what strange fancies
“Dan Roby,” said Lucy Sharpe, “youi
Buggies, hay rakes, plows, ni«d otlie
u small wooden bench on which Tommy | dog has got the teacher’s hair, and he’s some of them have. For instance, there
farm machinery.
You ran save
Dodge and "Hinny" I’ope sat, and they 1 eating !• up!“
is a certain western judge who won’t
money by dealing with me,
suddenly lay wailing on their backs in
“Is it possible,” exclaimed Dan, “thai have anything else but a red pencil Stage and Express Office.
Special Price« on Buggies and Spring
The Best Hotel in the city. No Chinese Employed
a pool of water.
Wagons.
all of that hair the teacher’s so fussy which is peeled off when it is sharpened.
“(ict that beast out of here!” fairly about is a wig?”
C. A. BAILEY. Tillamook, Ore.
We carry this pencil in stock for no
roared Jabez, striding down from the
“It’s something that’s tumbled off other person, as not many others have
platform toward Tige, who suddenly while he’s been asleep, anyway,” said ever taken a fancy to it. I suppose he
extricated himself from the pail und Lucy.
loses or misplaces all the other kinds of
look refuge under the stove in the
TILLAMOOK, OREGON,
“It is a wig!” said Lew BaH. “I’vt pencils, but finds this one to his liking
center of lhe room. Dan dragged him noticed that he always ties his hand
lieeause he can easily see it. Right here
out by the tail, and they went home kerchief over his head and under hi
in the District of Columbia is a judge
together, neither boy nor dog returning chin when he takes a nap. If it*s n
SHAVING, HAIR CUTTING,
who listens to arguments with six pen­
thnt day.
wig and Tige has it, you’d better get cils in his hands. He rolls these be­
SHAMPOOING, ETC.
This incident did not leave a very hold of that dog! There’ll be a cyclone tween his fingers while he is busy, and
favorable impression of Mr. Jordon in here when the teacher wakes up.”
never lias less than half a dozen. He is
the minds of his ] upils. His pndeers-
Satisfaction Electric Baths nicely flitted up Good for
Dan and Lew ran in pursuit of Tige. not particular about the kind of pencil All work done on the Shortest Notice and at Reasonable Prices,
sor, Mr. Haskins, had been a gentle-
persons suffering with rheumatism,
guaranteed.
he
has.
Other
officials
have
peculiar
who fled swiftly across the field, shak
apirited and kindly man, and some of
Building next door to the Post Office.
ing the wig violently when hr saw them idas about the kinds of paper, pens and
the pupils rrmrmbvied that once, when
ink they want, and they will have no
corning. The dog .an into the woods
Tige had follow ed 1 >an into I he school­
CONTEST NOTICE.
other. Thus, you see, we carry a more
paying no heed to Dan’s harsh erics of:
room when Mr. Hie kins was teacher of
Department of the Interior, United States Land
“You. Tige!
Drop that! Drop it, varied assortment of goods than a sta­
Office,
Oregon City, Oregon.
INSURE WITH
the school, he had said gently: "I must I tell you’”
Nov. 27th, 1899.
tionery store.“—Washington Star.
ask you to tuke your dog out, Dan,
A
sufficient
contest
affidavit having been
Just ns Tige and his two pursuers
Claude Thayer,
filed in this office by GEORGK B. I.A MB,
he attracts so much attention." and
POPE
FOR
A
DAY.
contestant, against Homestead Entry No II225.
disappeared over a ridge In rhe w «»«>«•>
Mr. Haskins had allowed the children
Agent for Fireman's Fund and Lottdo made August 15th. 1M94, for W S Se U and E %
the door of the school house closed will
Sw ' a , Section 24, Townsh p 1 S, Range 8 IV, by
to laugh unrebukrd, and had himself
General B«ukin< and Exchange bnai-
Luo* a fineeeaaor Will Helun for Twai
a bang, and nil the windows were pul It <
ANNA A. STEINER eontestee. in which it is
laugh« <1 over Dan’s almost unavailing
and Lancashire Fire Insurance
ty-Four Ilonra, Hut Will Not
alleged that ‘said >nua A Steiner during the ties, interest paid on time deposits.
down
violently.
Il
was
after
one
o
’
clcn
I
year I895, wholly abandoned said orenii>es des­
efforts Io remove Tige.
Hr Called Pope.
when .label Jordan thrust bis head oir
Exchange on England, Belgium, Ger­
Companies.
cribed in *aid homestead entry and changed her
The pupils of th«’ Silver Maple school
residence therefrom, and that she has not re­ many, Sweden, and all foreign countries.
of a window, with his hat pushed dowi
speedily discovered that a s«‘ se of hu­
sided upon nor cultivated said premises since
When
Pope
Leo
XIII.
dies
his
immedi
­
to his ears, and amazed his pupils by
said yearl&jS and 11 wit the said Anna A. Steiner
mor di«l not form any part of Mr. Jor­
ate successor will be Cardinal Luigi
is not now residing upon, nor cultivating said
saying quite meekly:
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
don’s mental make-up, and that hr was
premises in any mannei. whatever, and that
Dreglia. cnmarlingo of the Roman Cath­
“Do any of you know what has be­
said alleged aba tice from the said land was not
an unnecessarily and unrtasotmbl \
olic church. He will not lie called pope,
du»* t her emplo nient in the Army, Navy, or
come
of
my
—
my
—
hair
—
that
is
to
say.
harsh man, with nosvmpathv for child 1
M a ine corps of the United States as a private
but according to the laws in force he
my wig?”
soldier, officer, s amau or marine during the
hood and no disposition to concede any­
will be acting pope until the new pope
war with Spa n. or duiing any other war in
“Dan Ilobv’s dog’s got It, sir. if b.e
thing to its natural tendencies. The
is elected.
which the United tates may be engaged,
said
parties are hereby notified to appear,
pupils were too obedient for even a hasn’t eat it al) up by this time,” said
TWO
LIVE
PAPERS.
The Vatican regulations decree that
Joe ( arler.
respond and offer evidence touching said alle-
harsh and tyrnnnicul man like Jabes
the election of the new pope cannot
Ralien
at 10 o'clock a.tn . on far nary 15th. T900,
I hat miserable dog?** exclaimed
efo e the County Clerk of Tillamook county,
Jordon to find ntanv excuses f«»r using
take place until after the burial of the
at T llamook. Oregon, and that final hearing
th«* long birch roil h«‘ kept on his desk; Jabra Jordou, while his fare flamed late pope, which takes place ten days
will be held at ¡0 o'clock a.tn., on January 22nd,
but when th«* rod was used, it was with with wrath. A moment later he ap­ after his decease. In many instances
1900. before the Register and Receiver at the
peared at the door and asked: “Whirl
United Stutea Land Office in Oregon City,
brutal force and cruel effect.
the election is not complete for weeks
Oregon.
T-*- <=*—------- e^-8.
Mr. Jabez Jordon was extremely vain wav did thnt dog go?”
The said contestant having, in a proper affi
or months. •<> that the ean.arlingo may
“Over the ridge in the woods, sir.*
davit, filed N<»' 2'th, 1899, set forth facts which
of his personal appt arnnee. He dressed
enjoy his papal power for a long time.
show
that
after
due
diligence
personal
service
SHAVING,
w. II and with great rare. He even kept answered Jo* as gravely as |>oesiblr.
of ’ in
this
uoCice
can 11 not be made, it is hereby
°
” no
*»oe CM
Leo XIII. held the position of camar-
1 he repttlar subscription pnet of ordered and directed that such notice be given
“Well, you may all go home, for there
a small hand mirror in his desk, and
HAIR CUTTING,
lingo when he himself was elected to
THE HEADLIGHT is$1.50. and by due and proper publication
although hi* assumed that its purpose won’t l»e any more school to-day,“ maid
W illiam G alloway , Receiver.
the pontificate, but it does not seem
SHAMPOOING,
the regular subscription price of
was to make pupils who came to school JntHi, and set out on a run for the
possible that his catnarlingo will suc­
with dirty fares look at themselves, it w cods.
the Weekly Oregonian is $1.50. j
ceed to the papal throne. It is the ca-
was certain that nt recess lie would sit
Hi. pupil, never tutw him »pein
Any one subscribing for THE T imber L and . A ct J i ms 3, I878 —N otici for
•narlingo who fomally declares the
P vblicai
with the mirror in one hand atul a Only n hedm^-|rle<1 remnant of the »>;
HEADLIGHT and paying one
United State» Land Office,
¡■ope dead after tapping his forehead
EVERYTHING STRICTLY FIRST CLASS
|HH-k«'t-«omb in the other, and as the «n» left When |tni> and I*w tin»li
Oregon City, Oregon,
year in advance can get both the
November 2nd, 1899.
I m > vs « xpressed it. “funs with his hair.” enpttired Tlire. .In be, Jordon took tl>■■ three times with the silver hammer.
He it is who breaks the seals and
Notice is hereby given that in compliant*«»
This hair of his was noticeable (or its »mag trail, and did not overtake the
with the proviaivns of the a« t of ( ongrewof
‘ring of the fisherman," and then as­
FIRE INSURANCE.
June 3. 187S. entitled An set for the sale of
great abundsnee ami glossiness. It wsa ■loir and bova. Xo one had known
sumes the direction of the apostolic see
timber land» in the States of California, O egon
black, aid but lightly touched with that the teacher'. 1» not Ifni head of
Neruda
an<l
Washington
Territory,
‘
a*
extended
J. S. STEPHENS,
■ util the new |to|<r is chosen.
to -11 the Public Land States by act of August 4.
grnv. although Jabez Jordon was ixr- hair *na h wi<, i.ml hl« .unity was
1802,
The camarlingo presides over the sa­
AGBXT FOB THE
hr What
Vvhnt hi
hot!
d happ«
hupp, ned that
thnt b hr
talnlt nearly 60 years old. He wore his hurt b.v
HEADLIGHT
FIAJRA
R
hXETCHlR.
HOME MUTUAL AND LONDON &
cred conclave of the cardinal* having
hair in I ushy curl» and waves all over rafuaet! to return to the whool. anti left
Of
Dayton,
county
of
Yamhill,
Stat»*
of
Oregon
LIVERPOOL GLOBE INSURANCE
the election in hand, and keeps the key
ha> thiedav filed in this office her sworn state
his head and hr was almost continual­ the nelirhlHvrhood thnt afternoon, with
COMPANIES.
of the place of meeting. <o 'hat none
»rent No 5115 for the r»u*<-luN«e of the Me H of
ly tossn g his hair about lightly with no one to reg*et his departure.
Section
N<».
24.
in
Township
No.
i
8.
Runge
No.
can er I r or go out wave with his con­
7 W . «nd w I offer proof t* «how that the laud
the tip» of his fl ng« rs. It was manifest
The next week the pupils were glad-
and
Agent for North West School Supply
ffnught in more valuable for its timber or stone
sent. When the election is concluded
to the eyes and to lhe bostrlls of his limed by the one eeted rrturn of Mr
Company, Notary Public.
than for agricultural purposes, and to establish
her claim to said land before the Register and
ptiipls that Jal»«*« Jordan made liberal Hanking the km.' -I and bent leat her he asks the new pontiff what name he
TILLAMOOK,
—
OREGON
Intends
to
take.
And
after
he
has
re
­
Receiver
of
t**is
office
at
Oregon
City.
Oregon,
u»« of j innamon-scrnt« d hair-oil. Even the M-hool hm! e». r had. A* for Titre
on Tae*dny thefith day of Febreary, i joo. Bhe
ceive.
I
the
salutation
of
the
assembled
the girl» who disliked the teacher most if he »as rorry h r »hat he bnd done,
name* as witnewen
Xi »TICK.
WEEKLY OREGONIAN
John W. Ft etcher, of Dayton, Or. Albert K.
admitted that ha had “awfully pretty he tnfclr no «i|n> of repentance, nor cardinals it is the cardinal-eatnarlingo
Cook and John Knns. of McMinnville, O ;
To W hom I t M ay C oncf . mm : Notice is here
who
placea
on
his
finger
the
"ring
of
hair.“
»as he boastful of the go».! turn be bnd
Luther I F etcher, of Dayton. Or.
by given that I will not be responsible for any
1 Any and al! nermms claiming adversely the «•ebt« or contract» entered into or incurred on
lie was very Indolent. During the served the school by ridding It of a the fisherman." lie la. In fact, the
Voow iXw
ow above descri ed lands are requ**wted to file'heir aerount of any of my interest* in Tillamook
actual
successor
of
the
pope,
even
noon hour he compelled the pupils fo teacher »ho had mistaken hie calling.
one Year tor >2.25.
.»t»7.r.
•onntv by any person whomsoever. unleaa the
th >»gh temporarily. — Cincinnati En­
February. I9OC.
came be authorised in writing by me
lea»e Hie school room, in order that he —Youth's Compar.ion.
quirer.
C harb . B. M oors Register.
SAMUEL KLMORE
I
WINE AND LIQUOR HOUSE
Dan Roby’s Tige %
Billiard Parlors and General Social Resort.
C. E. HADLEY, Proprietor
“w
Oregon.
Tillamook City,
LEACH & JONES,
Tillamook Meat Market,
Fresh and Cured Meats, Hides, Wool, etc.
^¡len JlouSe
Steamer "W. H- HARRISON
or R. P ELMORE.
LARSEN HOUSE,
M. H- UflRSEN.
TILLAMOOK,
FRED
OREGON.
SAPPINGTON,
EDGAR LATIMER,
BARBER ÀND HAIRDRESSER
Painter, Paper Hanger
and Decorator.
BA-ITZ: OF
C. & E. Thayer.
CHAS,
<’
PETERSON,
Baite
Hot and Cold Baths
I