Tillamook headlight., June 15, 1899, Image 3

THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JUNE 15, 1899.
A TALE OF WOE,
—
tie and I don't want to be slangy, a|-
REBELS ON THE RUN
ing before the Americana with effusive I Centrally Located
Rates, $1 Per Day
Tearful Plaint of a Women Born though I must confess that I often find
greetings
of welcome.
the classical language of the sheet very American Troops Whip Them Out
Under a Countrary Star.
The Colorado regiment returned to
So-neliody absoutely must listen to my expressive.
of Cavite Province.
barracks in Manila tonight. As the
Now
I
’
ve
heard
of
old
maids
dying
and
“tale of woe.” My husband won’t: he’sa
June 11th, 8:10 p.m.—The ragged and dusty men marched past the
tyrant. My children won’t—or don't—or leaving their money to found an asylum Filipino occupation of the province of Ca­ Luneta, the fashionable gathering place
M. H. LARSEN, Proprietor.
if they do, they pay no heed because they for eats. Why can’t some philanthropic vite has l*en broken, and. as the result for Manilans, they were heartly cheered.
soul
leave
their
money
to
found
an
any.
hear it so often.
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON.
of the present movement, the Americans
Now, you see, the trouble is just this; lutu where unappreciated genius could now control the important coast towns
Pointed Paragraphs.
I’m a uiisunderstoood creature; one of be sheltered from the cold world, while of Paranaque and Las Pinas, while a
and Express Office. The Best Hotel in the city. No Chinese Employât!
U hisky straight makes crooked paths.
those unfortunate born under a contrary it airs ita opinion* without fear of con­ long line of insurgent trenches facing our
Every married woman travels under
flicting
with
the
humdrum
ideas
of
ordi
star. I learned all about it in a book call­
south lines has been cleared.
an assumed name.
ed “Solar Biology,” and it's a scientific nary mortals?
Pov. der magazines ought to be classi­
If- such an institution is to be b unded, i q Jli'tVh“V'agai"prOVed thdr
fied as flash literatur*.
fact that I’ve got to go through life being
—
i:
—
...
aliihtv
as
dodgers.
Between
3000
and
according to my valuable suggestion,
misunderstood.
Plagiarism is merely a lack of skill in
> 4000 warriors who seemed destined to
To begin with, I had co apologize to please see that tire escapes are put on the be captured, have disappeared, the ma. effacing coincidences.
Probably nothing diapels girlish illu­
my father when I was born, for not he. building. There is no more inflammable ‘ joritv sliding away under cover of the
sions as quick as marriage.
ing a boy. He already had quit a stock material in the world than the smoulder­ night after fighting the Americans all
The cost of experience is never fully
ALLEN,
of boy» of all Hges, sizes and dispositions, ing flame of misunderstoiMl genius.
day Some others came to meet our realized until one goes to law.
A.
CITIZEN
ESS.
Proprietor-
but he felt insulted that Providence
The chairman of a meeting uses his
troops protestations of friendship.
should dare to thrust a girl upon him. I
gavel when he wants rapt attention.
The
Thirteenth
infantry
lost
one
man
Secular Shots At The Pulpit.
soon found out that my father did not
Through a man’s tongue we get a
killed and six wounded; the Ninth in­
Firat class accommodation
love me; 1 was to him aH naught because Rev Dr. Hillis said, in a recent ser­ fantry one man killed and five wounded; glimpse of his brains—or his lack there
at second class rate.
of.
I could not carry in the coai ami split the mon: “The industrious poor w ill become the Fourteenth infantry three wounded
Faint heart often win fair lady—with
kindlings, and the Doys had grown up well-to do; the thrifty well-to do will be and the First Colorado volunteer regi­ a little artful assistance on her part.
MEALS IN THE
and ran away.
Women seldom take back their unkind
come wealthy; the leisure classes are ment 11 wounded.
CITY.
Then I went to school, and I was neith certain to increase. By “the leisure clas­ Yesterday's work was the hardest our words unless they want to use them over
er brilliant nor bold. If I said, “four ses” does Mr. Hills mean the millionaires army has seen. The battlefield stretched again.
Tillamook, Ore
A man knows but very little of the
time» four is sixteen," the teacher and the tramps?
out across the entire isthmus from Lagu­
happenings in lhe neighborhood when
Headquarters for Foresi Grove ¡Stage Line.
thought I said, “four times four are six­
Several clergyman of Massachusetts na de Bav to the harbor. While the his wife is away on a visit.
teen,’’ and she accused me of trying to
An enterprising Chicago man has es­
nave petitioned the legislature to revoke troops were advancing, the army gun­
be smart. Then lest I should never know
tablished a night school of wood carving.
the sentence of banishment passed against boat Napidan, in the river near Taguig. Situations
will be secured for graduatts
what the word “smart” really meant,
Roger Williams in 2635 on account of his shelled the enemy, killing several of them. in boarding houses.
she laid the ruler across my shoulders to
The
monitor
Monadnock
and
the
gun
­
alleged heresy. There is no suggestion
give me a forcible illustration of the
boat Helena shelled Paranaque and Las
in the petition as to how Roger is to be
word.
Pinas all day with the full power of their
Then I had a boy sweetheart who gave notified of the legislature’s decision.
batteries.
With the decision of the general assem­ The rebel sharpshooters kept in hiding
me a bed ring. I took it tn my fingers
and smiled ecstically at it. I was per bly at hand that smoking is not unchrist until the American lines had passed, and
suaded it was the most lieautiful thing ian, Presbyterians ought to indulge in | then attempted to pot stragglers from
that had ever come from the bargain rejoicing. For if you smoke in this the trees. Thanks to their poor marks­
Inion Depot* .Sixth and .J Streets.
counter of a clearance sale, but my sweet sphere it should not follow, brother, that manship, this was without result. The
heart thought I was laughing at his gift when your days are ended here you’ll whole country proved to be a succession
TWO TRAINS DAILY
of small hills, with boggy ground be­
and he angrily snatched it away and still smoke in another.
FROM ALL POINTS EAST.
The Benedictines of St. Vincent’s tween the high, thick grass and bushes
gave is to Mollie Morris—the ugliest girl
monastery in Pennsylvania have given in the hollows, which greatly added to
“ FAST MAIL ROUTE.”
Freight handled with pispatch and at lowest rates. Fruit delivered in good order.
in the school.
Best Accommodations and Cheapest Route to or from Tillamook.
I had another sweetheart—or thouoht up their profitable business of beer brew­ the difficulty of the advance, but gave I,eaves for the East via Walla Walla and
Spokane daily at 2:20 p.in. Arrive* at 10:15 Every attention paid to wants and conveniences of passenger. First-class table set
I liad. He hung around me constantly, ing owing to the assults of the Catholic shelter that saved many from the a.m.
WILL SAIL FROM SAN FRANCISCO ABOUT APRIL 13th AND
and he flattered me until I began to Total Abstinence union. If they feel enemy’s bullets. Our men threw away Leave* for the East via Pendleton and Ilunt-
EVERY 10 DAYS AFTER.
think the Queen of Sheba couldn't have any remorse for the past they can lighten their blankets, coats and even haver­ ngton daily at 8 p in Arrives via Huntington
For further particulars apply to
been so favored a mortal as I. for she had it with the reflection that they at least sacks, stripping to the waist and trust­ and Pendleton at 7:208.111
Dalles acotnmodation leaves daily except
never seen my Tommy. What was Solo j made an honest and excellent quality of ing to luck for food. Water could not be Sunday at 8 a ra. Arrives daily exi'ept Bun
TRUCKEE LUMBER CO.,
obtained, and there was much discom­ day Ht 6:30 p.in.
mon in all his glory compared to Tom­ beer.
THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST
my in his red necktie and ox-blood, bull­ A Brooklyn minister has made tlrnge fort after the eenteens were emptied.
No. 3 C alifornia S treet , S an F hanciso ; or to A. W. B eadle & Co.
SLEEPERS.
At the outset lhe Colorado», the Ninth Water lines schedule subject to change with­
dog shoes.
lively in the church club of that city by
notice.
The misunderstanding between Tom denouncing Sunday schools as an inven­ 1 infanty and the Twenty-first infantry out Ot'KAN
AND ICIVKIl Ht’HKDILK.
my and me was mutual. I thought | tion of the evil one. One member was so forced the line of insurgent trenches, OCEAN DIVISION. — Steamships sail from
wheeled
to
the
left
and
drove
the
enemy
Ainsworth dock at 8 p.ni. For San Francisco
Tommy was in love with me, and he shocked that he could not deliver the ad­
Geo. a . Ehler sails October 4, il, 20 and 29 ;
thought I would give him my amethyst dress he had prepared. When a minister toward the lake. During this maneuver Columbia sails October S, I4 and 23; State of
sa Is October 8, 17 and 26.
ring. That was all he wanted; for this is struck dumb it is a sure sign he has the Filipinos in concealed trenches on the California
KI V Kit HUM M KU SCH KI)
right opened an enflading fire, but the COLUMBIA UI.K
he warmed over all his old compliiuents; sustained a severe jar.
DIVISION.
brigade, partly owing to the high grass, PORTLAND, ASTORIA ANl. THE (’OAST.
to obtaian tuy ring he learned to walk
Steamer k R. Thompson leaves Porthvd
. __ _
had few hit. The Ninth infantry crossed daily,
with his toes turned out, and pasted down
except Sunday, at 8 p.in., on Satuiday
Told Out Of Court.
around to the right, flanking t he trenches, at 10 p.in. Returning, leave Astoria daily, ex­
his hair with diluted mucilage. When
cept Sunday, at a.in.
Roferrin n to a photograph as a dispo­ driving the Filipinos out, and killing WILLAMETTE IllVKR IIOUTK.
Tommy found that I wouldn’t give him
6.00 BOUND TN IP.
many
of
them.
PORTLAND AND SALEM
the ring, he said I had a pug nose and red sition of the “unimpeachable sun." a
Steamer Ruth, for Salem and way points
The
Colorado
regiment
advanced
to
hail, but I haven’t, and I can proveit. ¡Missouri judge says: “To me it is a
leaves Portland ' outlays, Wednesdays and Fri­
3.50 ONE WAY.
days at 6 a 111. Returning, leaves Salem Tues­
Finally I had a really, truly, sure very comforting thought and pleasing the lake. Two companies encountered day!,
Thuradaj
•
and
daturdaia
at
7
:i$
a.m.
enough lover. We got along splendidly reflection that amid all rhe vicissitudes trenches on top of a knoll, where the
YAMHILL RIVER ROUTE.
ASTORIA AND
I Filipinos stood waist high above a Steamer Modoc, for I ayton mid way point*
for about six months; then he actually, and pressing exigencies of railroad dam­
leave* Portland Tuesdays. Thursdays and Sat­
trench,
pouring
a
volley
upon
the
ad
­
TILLAMOOK
jilted me because lie thought I was too age suits they have never yet attempted
urdays at 7 a in. Returning, leaves Dayton for
vancing Americans. The Colorado Portland and way point* Mondays, Wednesdays
pious to make a good practical wife. I'm to impeach 'Old Sol.’ Perhaps they were
and Fridays at 7 a.in.
troops charged and drove them out. Steamer Almota leaves Riparia Mondays
sure I never tried to give bun this im­ deterred by his shining reputation. At
! Lieutenant-Colonel Moss was wounded Wednesdays and Friday* at 1:45 a m., a ter ar
pression, and I don’t know what ever any rate, from his serene seat in the
of train from Spokane and Portland
in the arm as he jumped into the trench. rival
Leaves Lewiston, returning, Sundays, Tuesdays
made hint think I was so devote unless heavens, ‘from his cairn on high.' he
and Thursdays at 0 a.111.
General Lawton a Target.
WILL KUN THE
he came around sometime when I didn't still looks down on lhe pigmy popula­
Steamer Lewiston leave! Riparia Sundays,
and Thursdays at 1.45 a.in.; after
know it, and heard me say something tion of earth with the same burning eya In the meantime, General Wheaton's ' Tuesdays
Steamer
W.
H- HARRISON
arrival of train from Spokane and Portland
when I was mad. I suppose he thought wherewithal erstwhile he gazed down column advanced 1Y4 miles toward Leaves Lewiston Mondays, Wednesday* and
Saturdays at 6 a m.
or
R.
P ELMORE.
Paranaque.
where
the
Americans
found
I wae saying my prayers in broad day j upon Ananias that tune he went m be-
W H. HVRniH’RT,
a
strong
trench
on
a
ridge,
out
of
which
'
*
General Passenger Agent.
Will
make
trip*
every
five
flays,
the
weather permitting, between Astoria and
to
the
Holy
fore
the
apostles,
and
'lied
light.
SCHILLING, City Ticket Agent.
they drove the Filipinos bv hard fight­ | V. A.
Tillamook City, carrying freight anil passenger».
Telephone (Main) 712,
Well. I finally got married, and that Ghost.’ ”
ing. The enemy tried to flang the dis­
was simply through a misunderstanding.
When I graduated from the law mounted troops of the Fourth cavalry,
ELMORE, SANBORN A CO., ASTORIA ; or COHN A CO.,
The young man thought I was pining for
. I school," said the old lawyer to a New accompanying Major-General Lawton,
TILLAMOOK, AGENTS.
love of him. Whenever he caure to see
!' York Sun man, “I took Horace Greeley’s and at the same time they made their
me I was sad and quiet, for I was always
J advice and went west. I located in a advance, throwing a skirmish line to
sleepy, therefore he decided I was
lit le town that then was on the frontier flank the Fourteenth infantry. But they
breaking my heart for him. He pro­
TILLAMOOK. OREGON.
and waited with the confidence of youth were easily repulsed, the American ar­
L. H. BROWN. P resident
D irectors :
posed and I accepted him just to ha ve a
CLASSES
WERE RESUMED ON THE W.
tillery coming to the crest of the hill and
H. COOPER, S k < & T ues .
D. H. BROWN, II. G. DAVIN, (I. W. TEFFT.
change. (By the way, I don’t have any ■ for clients.
FIRST
MONDAY
IN
SEPTEMBER.
“Before I had fairly opened my office shelling them.
more change than I did l»efore I was
I wasr-tained to defend a man for steal­
About 3 o'clock in the afternoon GRADED COURSE OF INSTRUC­
married )
ing a horse. This elated me very much, General Wheaton's brigade, headed by
TION
Now mv latest trouble is this: My for I «’as not aware at the time that the General Lawton, who,in his white cloth-
ST. ALPHONSUS ACACEMV I* divided into
husband brought a friend ot liis to spend
Manufacturer»! of
case hail been refused by all the other ijtg and helmet, on a big black horse, four department*, viz : Primary, Intermediate
the evening with us. This gentleman, i
and Senior.
lawyers in town, as defending a horse was a shining mark for the enemy's Grammar,
The year in divided into four term* of eleven
whom I will call Mr. Livingstone, al
I thief was not a thing to be desired if a sharpshooters, circled to the south of week* each.
__________
though his real name was only Smith, !
Las Pinas, encountering a large forte of
[
man
valued
his
life.
is a great politician. He believes in ex­
TUITION FEE.
“The case came to a trial before an old Filipinos in the shelter of the trees. i
TILLAMOOK, OR
pansion: I don't. I don’t want to see
Tuition Hee for one pupil for » term of eleven
judge and a jury composed of bewhisk General Lawton had a narrow escape. week. In the Primary Department, Two Dole
any expansion unless it is in my hus-
LASS
;
ill
lhe
iHTKRMItlilATF,
T
hhkk
D
ol
I.A
h
.;
ered ranchers There was no doubt that In the first volley of the enemy the horses G kammah O kauk . Fotin D ozi - ash ; H khioh
liand's heart, or my own pocketliook. My
Fine Dressed Flooring and Finishing
the man was guilty, but he had a num­ of three of his staff officers were shot '■»Aiir, H ivk D oi . lakh .
husband always tells me I don’t under­
ber of friends who were willing to swear from under them. The Colorado regi­
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.
Lumber a Specialty.
stand polities when my point of view
to anything, and I thonght it was my ment bore the brunt of this attack, and
JnMrumen'al Muaic on the Piano or the
does nrt coincide with his. Mr. Living
stringed
instrument*,
for
h
term
of
eleven
weeks
dispersed
the
Filipino*.
Hardly
had
duty to make the best possible use of
stone grew weary of the discussion be­
T en D ollars . _____________
them They were all willing to swear they finished off that lot, when a large
tween my husband and myself; we al­
Local Orders Promptly Filled. Well Stocked
VW AL MUSIC.
force appeared in the rear, which the
that
the
defendant
was
forty
miles
away
Vocal Music. K ight D ollars .
ways take these occasions to have a dis­
Ninth
infantry
and
a
part
of
the
Colo
­
from the spot where the horse was
Lumber Yard near Court House.
cussion because it is a safer time for me,
stolen, ami the prosecution was unable rado regiment drove away. By this
BUNIN ESH DE PA RTM FNT.
and an easy way to entertain our friends.
In lhe BtiMiie*« Department: Htenoeraph,
to breakdown their testimony I saw I time nearly the whole division was Book
keeping, mid Type writing included, if
Mr. Livingstone said:
was going to free my client, so it was around Las Pinas. The Americans desired The common branchea, T himty - i ' ivic
■‘1 wish I knew all the ins and outs of
D
ollar
* for the whole course
with a satisfied air that I saw the jury camped for the night south of the town,
Plain Shewing and Fwncy Work free to the
this business, but just as I think I have
pupil* on Saturday af**rnooti.
leaving the room to prepare their ’ ver and in the midst of a heavy rain.
Latin, French', and German included in the
mastered the subject a new difficulty
Senior (trade Private lesions in thoae la"-
White Flags Flying.
arises.
How do you understand it, diet.
gungeo'l'KN
D ollars a term
“They were back in five minutes, and
i
At 6 a.m. to-dav, General Wheaton
Board and Tuition including plain and fancy
Mrs. C-------
work T hiktekn ItoLLAMsa month
the old judge asked them if they I had advanced upon Las Pina* with a troop needle
When there are four pupil* in one familyat-
I was flattered, of course, to think a succeeded in arriving at a verdict.
of cavalry, the Twenty-first infantry, the tendmg. the la*t one is free
man would consider tuy opinion worth
Sewing school, free to pupils, wl I be r «! led
“ -We hev,’ answered the foreman, as Colorado regiment, part of the Ninth in­ on the first Saturday in October.
consulting on a political question and I
he shifted the gun he carried on hie hip. fantry, and two mountain guns, crossing
thought it was so good a chance to say •We find the defendant not guilty, an’ two streams and entering the town
REGULATIONS.
something smart that I replied:
(Hudent* are entered at ana time (hiring the
recommend the defendant s lawyer, without firing a shot.
sr m .ion No deduction will be made In either
“According to my idea the whole ques­ owin’ to his youth an’ innocence, Co the
PORTLAND, ORE
He then advanced upon Paranaque. the Academic or Munir Department for th«
< hrintmaa or Hander Holiday for withdrawal
tion in a nutshell is this : Uncle Sam
The women and children, and, for that before the expiration of the term or absence,
mercy
of
the
court.'
cracked a nut with Spain, and now he
‘While I was gasping for breath the matter, many men. remained in the except in case of dimniaral or prolonged iilncM, Room* 1, 2, 3, 12, 13, Up Stair*,
wants the island for a philopena.’’
Thoae who finish « complete courae In the
Entrance HH’/j, Third Street.
N.E. Corner Thir<U»nd Stark Street*.
judge fined me$500 and suspended sen­ towns. No houses were destroyed, Academic
or the Commercial Department and
Now if any other woman had made
pa** a <atixfactory • xaminaitioii in the brauchea
tence long enough for me to get out of though many were tom by the shells prescribed
are entitled to a Diploma
that remark when we were out visiting
town, It wasn't law, but I didn t stop to from the warships. Everywhere the
my husband wou Id have chuckled and
American*
found
white
flags
flying.
DO
YOU
argue the matter.’’
laughed over it for weeks, and he would
So far as can lie ascertained, the Fili­ KNOW THE NEWS •
have said:
A MHEKIH' WtllSISO.
pinos' loss is about
killed, about 350
■Mrs. B----- is so brilliant. Wasn't
Y om can I»« ve it all (or
To all bicycle owner« Section sot the bicycle wounded, and 20 taken prisoners. The
FRED SAPPINGTON,
that pun about the plnlopena (Filipino) I law read, a* follows, to wit
PER... Silr ,,KR
whole country i* net worked with tenches
The slswnce of the pn.per 1« from «">
MONTH
J
ub
month
fnnny? I think she is a very brilliant hicycle
TILLAMOOK, OREGON,
«halltw considered prim* f*ci ""*"5* and the enemy »curried from »belter to
in The Evening Telegram, of
that the t»x h»« wot been past 11 «h«11 b» the
woman, don't you, my dear.”
Pottland, Oregon, fl ia the larg-
duty Of any and »11 pem-e offleers 'W“’! shelter.
Then if I should say. “Yes. of course I • «hcriff« and hicycle las collector- to .eize.nd
Today long trains of commissarv
eat evening neaapg|«er publiait*
wfely hold »11 .nch tsocle
do,” he would sav I meant to tie sarcastic, .ml
e«l in Oregon ; it contain* all f lie
it additional he. been paid, »« a inc for wagons are carrying provision* to the
new* of the alale ami nation. Try
and if I should say, “Oh. I don't know *‘,The”ihOTvri»w'’’ri" *« fatly enforced »nd say United State* troop» along the road
it f»r a nmnüt. A «ample copy
•’ that was so much," he would say
person fonad ndlij • whe.-l after the 1« h ^da) which only yesterday was the strong­
will l>e mailed to you free. Ad­
JrfJune without the proper
'’h‘, ”, j
“My dear, you are allowing youiself with in a.-cordance with «aid «•<
dress
* hold of the enemy, and the native* who
All work done on the Hhorust Notice »nd at Reasonable Prices, Hatisfaction
no discretion in the
to become very slangy.
I wish you bare absolutely
THE TELEGRAM,
yesterday were probably carrying gun* j
/
H H ALDKBMAW. Hberiw.
guaranteed.
By B C. L a «" bicycle tax collector are today doffing their hat» and grovel.
would quit It.”
Portland Or
for Tillamook county.
There it i* ’ ’ ’
■’
LARSEN HOUSE,
/yien [ioiige.
O.R.&N
STEAMER LUELLA
Direct From S. F. to Tillamook
Reduced
Fares !
St. Alphonsus
ACADEMY,
All Kinds of Fine Merchantable Lumber.
CHAS. COOPEY,
Civil and Military Tailor,
9
Painter, Paper; Hanger
and Decorator.