Tillamook headlight., May 25, 1899, Image 4

THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MAY 25, 18g£
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DEWEY HOMEWARD BOUND.
Connubialitiea.
Gossip About Noted People.
ß L. EDDY,
John Bonner, the newspaper man who
died in San Francisco last week at the
age of 70, was one of the best known
writers in this county, lie was formerly
an editoral writer on the New York
Herald and Harper's Weekly, and for
rive years represented the Herald inParis.
He made a fortune in Wall street, but
lost it. He was the father of Geraldine
Bonner, who is also a writer.
It is fortunate, perhaps, that the
M anila , May 2L—The cruiser Olym­
pia, with Admiral Dewey on board, left ¡average young man doesn’t marry his
here on her homeward journey at 4 first love. If he should he couldn’t make
o'clock this afternoon. As she steamed a proper selection among his later loves.
away, the Oregon, Baltimore and Con­ The girls of Illinois have discovered
cord fired an admiral’s salute. At the that a widow has 10 per cent more
first shot the band on the flagship played chances to marry than an unmarried
a lively air, and the crew crowded the woman. This is a phase of woman’s
decks and gave thunderous cheers.
rights that threatens trouble.
As the Olvmpia passed the Oregon, the
A Chicago boy 28 years of age has mar­
crew of that battle-ship gave nine cheers ried a widow who has a son 40 years
“Jerry Simpson, ” says the Washington
for the Olympians, who responded by old. There is likely to lie fun for the
correspondent of the Chicago Record,
throwing their caps so high that dozens neighbors when papa starts to nse the
“has come out of the whirl with profit,
of them were left behind in* the wake of slipjjer on 40-year-old little Willie be­
and is said to have saved enough from
the cruiser.
cause of the latter’s slowness in obeying his congressional salary to keep him in
The din of guns and brass bands echoed the paternal command to come in at
reasonable comfort thereat of his life.
through the smoke, a fleet of steam night.
He has a good ranch at Medicine Lodge,
launches shrieked their whistles, the mu­
Count Carl Axel Wachtmeister, who which he ‘took up’ as government land
sicians of the Baltimore played “ Home,
married Miss Beulah Cooper Hubbell, of in early times, a bunch of 400 or 500 cat­
Sweet Home,” her flags signaled “ good­
Des Moines, la., the other day, has been tle and various investments that cause
bye,” and those of the Oregon said “pleas­
the secretary of the Swedish-Norwegian him to be rated at $30,060 by the com*
ant voyage.’’ The merchant vessels in
consulate in Chicago for several years. mercial agencies. For eight years he re­
these waters dipped their flags, the ladies
He will take his bride to Sweden, where ceived a salary and allowances amount­
on the decks of the vessels of the fleet
ing to over $6,500, or a total of $50,000,
they w’ll make their home.
waved handkerchiefs, and the great black
in payment for his service as a statesman.
The
marrying
age
differs
in
different
British cruiser Powerful, which lay the
He has lived in a frugal way upon his
furthest out, saluted the Olympia. The countries. In Turkey any boy and girl mileage, his postage and private secretary
$75.0°
Gents Chainless
Columbia Model
latter’s band played “ God Save the who can understand the religious service account, and has had a little income
.75.00
Ladies Chainless
Columbia Model
Queen,” and to this the crew of the Pow­ may marry. In Portugal, Spain, Swit- from the ranch. So, having been too
erland
and
Hungary
a
“
man
”
must
be
.50.00
Gents Chain Wheel
erful responded with hearty cheers for
Columbia Model
14 years old and a “woman” 12 years sensible to fool sway his money, he is
the Olympia.
.50.00
now well fixed and can enjoy the use
Columbia Model 58, Ladies Chain Wheel
The last music heard from Admiral old before they can marry. Protestants
of it.”
.40.00
in
Hungary
must
be
18
and
15,
re
­
Model 49- Gents Chain Wheel
Columbia
Dewey’s ship was “Auld Lang Syne,”
spectively.
In
Austria
boys
and
girls
Thirty y«*ars ago Henery 0. Frick, head
while the guns from the forts at Cavite
■35-00
Hartiord Pattern 19, Gents
>>
and from the Monterey, on guard off may marry at 14. In France, Russia of the steel trust, was a poor book keeper
Ladies
20,
Hartford
Pattern
•
35,00
>»
Paranaque, too far to lie audible, puffed and Germany the man must be 18 and in a flour mill in Fayette county county,
.25.00
21,
Gents
the
woman
16.
Vedette
Pattern
»>
Pennsylvania. He made his start in
white clouds of smoke The Olvmpia was |
.26.00
At Peoria, III., thirty-five men have business by the purchase of a small inter­
22, Ladies
disappearing past Corregidor siland
, 5
51
w :en a battery before the walled city formed a club and pledged themselves to est in a coal mine near his home. The
have a few ’98 models which we are selling at a reduced
We
marry none but widows The organizers business grew steadily. In 1873, at the
spoke Manila’s last word of farewell.
All wheels fitted with either single or double clincher tube
Admiral Dewey sat on the deck of the of the club claim to be philanthropists. time of the panic, he was only 24 years rate,
1
Olympia and received the adieus of his Eligible girls, they say, have no trouble old. The panic enabled him to acquire tires.
friends during most of the day. The in finding husbands, but widows, and the whole plant and then he began to
POPE MANUFACTURING CO.
launch of General Otis was first to arrive especially those with children, cannot spread. He bought everything he could
alongside the cruiser at 7 o’clock this pick husbands off the trees, hence the pre­ in the way of coal land and when the
reaction came he found himself enor­
morning, and afterwards the admiral sent movement for their relief.
NEXT DOOR TO BANK.
landed and called upon the major-general
There are more freak matrimonial mously wealthy. At 40 he was master
andtne United States Philippine commis­ complications in Indiana to the square of the coal trade. In 1878 he took in a
si n. Admiral Dewey is enthusiastic over mile than in any other section of the partner, E. M. Ferguson, and in 1882 the
his home-going, but when mention was country. Cupid in his operations through Prick Coke company was organized.
made of the welcome to be extended to Indiana, seems to have been afflicted Andrew Carnegie then became associat­
him, he said hcappreciated the friendship with a most aggravated case of the blind ed with Mr. Frick in the coal and coke
TILLAMOOK, OREGON,
of his count rvmen deeply, but ho|>ed they staggers. It was but a week ago that business and for many years the two have
would not be too demonstrative.
an Indiana mother awoke to find she worked together. Mr. Frick is only five
had married her own son; another feet four inches tall, blond and slight. ‘
War Taxes and a Deficit.
woman found she had married her He is affable and generous and has great
brother; another found that by marriage capacity for work and organization.
Secretary Gage admitted to the World lie became his own grandfather; another
Ed Howe of the Atchison Globe is All work done on the Shortest Notice and at Reasonable Prices, Satisfaction
correspondent at Hot .Springs that “there that by taking a wife of his choice he lie-
guaranteed.
will I m « a deficit of more than $100,000,- caine his own uncle, and so down a long hiiuself authority for the statement that
0 M) at the close of the fiscal year.”
list the cupidian blunders indicate that his last will and testiment contains the
The deficit at the last report was Indiana is not the safest section of the following provision: “When I die, Ido
not want to be buried from a church,
$100,000,000, and this is certain to be country in which to fall in love.
considerably increase • by the expendi­
and I do nor want any religious service
tures «luring May and June.
at the house. If the boys want to send
Told Out Of Court.
a floral pillow, with *30’ marked in the
Secretary Gage looks for a “material
decrease” in th«* deficit next year. He
center I would not object, providing they
In deciding the di vorce suit of Krnus all contribute without being pestered.
hopes it will not be more than $30 000,-
000, and expects to get along without against Kraus at Cincinnati on March I specially request that the parade up
another bond issue. ID* concedes, how­ 25 Judge Davis rendering excellent ser­ Commercial street be omitted, and that
ever, that “if something unforseen de- vice to those of the fair sex who seek by the hour of the funeral be after 5 p. m.
velopes it may become imperative to put artificial means to remedy such defects aftei the printers have thrown in their Rooms 1, 2, 3, 12, 13, Up Stairs,
in face and figure as unkind nature has caseB. Anyone who desires to attend
the 3 |s*r cents on the market. ”
N.E. Corner Third and Stark Streets.
Entrance 88H Third Street.
The something unforseen is not un­ dealt out to them. He held that the the funeral will lie welcome, but I desire
likely to tie the claims of our citizens concealment by a prospective bride of tl.at no one who is too busy, or whe does
for damages sustained in Cuba under the fact that she had a glass eye was not find it convenient for any other
-ft.
the Spanish rule, which by the treaty of not a ground for divorce. He said; “It reason. If Louis Stapper cur vives me 1
Paris the United States agreed to pay. is not necessary for a woman, during ask that he secure complètent musicians,
Twenty million dollars is a low estimate courtship, to inform her intended bus. to be paid from my estate, to render the
for these claims, and it now apjiearB that band of anv device or attachment used dead march in Saul, and the sextette
large claims for damages incurred by to improve the work of nature in the from ‘Lucia,’ at the house, these two
British, French and German residents construction of her face, form or figure. musical selections to constitute the serv­
in ('uba during the recent insurrection If a glass eye, purposely cousealed before ices. ”
will I m * pressed agai'istthe United States. marriage, be fraudulent representation
I heard a story about the lamented II.
They aggregate, it ib estimated, fully and a ground for divorce, why are not
false teeth, false hair or any other C. Bunner the other day, relates a writer
$10,000,000.
Meanwhile our war expences in the false article peculiar to the fair sex in the Buffalo Enquirer. No doubt the
Bton is ancient one among literary men,
Philippines are certainly not growing also a ground for divorce
but is Hill good enough to acquaint the
less, and the lowest limit for the present
Judge Alonzo O. .Meyers was sitting general public with. All are familar
appears to have been reached in Culm
and Porto Rico. 'I he adamantine fact under a big tree in Brandon, Miss., one w itb the intimacy that existed between
remains that the war taxes, passtsl for line dav, exchanging experiences with Laurence Hutton, the famous critic, and
a specific purpose long since accomp­ Dr. Hart, the minister, and some mor.- of Mr Bunner. This friendship is still
lished, are nut only to sLan<l permanent the folks of Brandon. Judge Meyers has pointed out as the ideal one and literary
ly, but even with this addition to our a circuit which include* twentv-seven reviewers and critics are fond of repub
revenues therein a gieat and continuing counties mid nineteen of them are off the lishing anecdotes of the two.
railroad lines On that uceount things
This story deals with a trip that Bun
deficiency —World.
happen to him once in a while which he ner and Hutton took through VVestmin* sounds like old cheese tastes, relieved the I
“ Pauline didn't break her heart over thinks are worth recounting. This dav aier Abby, Af’er viewing the tombs of
p»nt up and almost tragic situation with
that faithless man, after all.”
it chanced that Dr. Hart's attention England s greatness Bunner Iwgan a a humorous climax by exclauiing in a
“No; she convinced herself that if she was attracted to Judge Meyer's feet. savage attack on the custom of handing
sort of circuuitlex or roller-coaster ac-
had married him he would have tyran­ There was something peculiar about down to prosperity the names and nobles
<ent and with the final inflection high
nized over her dreadfully.”
them, to tell the truth. They were quite whose actions were never good and in the air—even scraping the skylight—
General Banking and Exchange busi­
"O, Death, where is thy victory?” long, but they were wide, and the judge whose lives were never for good. He "Does the gentleman deny that he is
ness
interest paid on time deposits.
made
no
attempt
to
conceal
the
fact.
concluded
this
by
saying
to
Hutton:
they exclaimed, tauntingly.
here ?" There was no answer, the scene
“Do you know that there are only changed as a bubble that is pricked, and
Exchange on England, Belgium, Ger-
Death was not given to boasting; but Hr. Hart had very small feet, and he was
now, it seemed, his reputation was at just as proud of them as if he deserved three kinds of Englishmen that I like t” with the country saved again the wide ■»liny, Sweden, and all foreign countries.
anv credit. He had his boots made to
“No,” responded Hutton his curiosity and witless world wagged on.
stake.
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
"Well,” he therefore replied, ‘‘I’ve oriler and kept them nicely polished, and arouse«! by the rather strange remark.
made certain |>artics let go of their otherwise sought to direct attention to “What are they
"I would like a straw with this
his cute little feet.
'•Well,” replied Bunner slowly, “they
money!”
lemonade," said the woman at the tab'.e
This
particular
day,
while
the
group
are
the
Irish,
Scotch
and
the
dead.
”
Truly a distinguished triumph, as the
’’ Hev?” ejaculated the waiter who was
was sitting out under the tree at Bran-
world goes!
hard of hearing.
don. Dr. Hart said :
During Tom Reed's early Czarhood a*
"No; straw. 1 said."
"What is your objection to surrender­ "Judge, that's a pretty fair i IHUltT- speaker of the house, back in 188». when
ing ?” inquire«! the weary Filipino.
>»♦
standing you have there, isn't it?"
the democratic uteinlieni were wild »nd
Indignant Spinster—I shall sue you for
I haven't any objection to •nrrendcr-
The court looked at the foot rather the whole country was agitated over his breach of promise,
and I I shall have
.
. sir,
—----
ing.” was the leader’s answer. “All 1 admiringly and said ;
, mathematical attainment* as a quorum your letters read in court !
object to is lieing coni|<*lled to admit
“Yes, that is a pretty big foot. That counter, and the galleries were crowded
Recreant Bachelor—That’s all right,
that 1 have tieen whipped."
was remarked to me by a horseman that with a motley throng of exfiectant on. 1 ain’t ashamed of those
letters. I
SHAVING,
Wen tv Watkins—Here is a guv in the rode down from Nashville with me a Iiwkera, a pleasing but unrecorded inci­ copied every one of ’em from a regular
month
ago.
He
said
I
had
a
big
foot
dent
occurred
in
the
national
bear
gar
paper alter me own heart. He says
printed letter writer."
HAIR CUTTING,
and 1 said "Don’t you find that good den. From his speakertorial aerie and
whisky is all right in proper quantity.
Hungry Higgins—" I've heard of them horses, you know—alwavs have big with many «gentle gesture about the
" You seem to think you are another
shampooing ,
l-.all Tom had counted the needeit quo Cicero, said the ambitious orator's
guys before “Proper quantity” meant feet ?"
"He
say,
’
Oh.
yes.
that
’
s
the
rule.
’
not niore’n half enough.”
rum, and with the announcement the chiding friend.
•’ Well,’ 1 sav*. isn’t it true that jack, routine work Iw-gan with the usual kal
"1 think nothing of the kind," was the
“It’s truc. I suppose,” observed Uncle asses always have small feet ?’
^yrW/.v6 ,vmcZiJ.msrfix55
eid-w-opic changes «mi confusion, when indignant reply. •• Cicero was all nght
Allen Sparks, “that a fool can ask more
"And he says, 'Oh. ves. that’s true Mr. Barnes of Georgia, who weigheil
enough
in
his
time
and
place.
But
he
questions than a wisw man can answer, too.’ "
over 4ik> pounds, on this occasion occu­ couldn't talk United States "
but this doesn't give the fool am partie-
After that Dr. H.trt changed the sub­ pied a front seat, alsiut fifteen feet from
ular advantage A wise man can tell a ject to the prospect* for a good cotton the speaker s chair, anae and in a brief
' Russia." remarked the teavherofthe
lot ol lies to the fool and the fool won't crop, which were not encouraging.
Maimient objected to being counted. A history class. ”i* a formidable monster
BARBER Uto HIIRDRESSER
know they are lies.”
hush fell over the hall, and all eyes were on land. But she ha* long souirht an
“ I want to enlist to go to the Philip­
Jigger*—There goes a man that I al­ turned upon the elephantine form of tlie
»
having , HAIR CUri’ING,
ontlet to the tea. She aspires to be an
pines,” said the seedy-looking man. ’’ 1 ways envy.
gentleman from tleorgia. Party spirit amphilnous monster, a* it were."
SHAMPOOING, ETC.
am a good tighter.•’ “That is of minor
Jagger»— Why Mt ’
ran high and the suspence was truely
"1 supjH.se," snjtxesteil the young man
importance,” answered the recruiting
Jiggers—He pr.qswd to my wife painful till the speaker, in hi* Yankee
El^nB‘,h:niCe,Tfl,,,*d“P’«oodfor
with the bad eve*, "that * why she s pre­
officer. "Arc you a good swimmer ?’’
once and she refused hint.
drawl, and with a nasal twang that; paring to annex the Finn*.
persons suffering with rheumatism
Ug
Jour »O ‘l-e Pu.t
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
CObUjVIBIflS,
T illamook , O rxgo ,.
Standard of the World
HARTFORDS,
Second only to Columbias
VIDETTES,
H.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
TILLAMOOK
yy j.
SAPPINGTON & GESSNER,
Painters, Paper Hangers
and Decorators-
CHAS. COOPEY,
Civil and Military Tailor,
PORTLAND, ORE
IÍ
WELL, WE’VE GOT IT AND MORE TOO
"XTT"arxt to ZDxi-ve
ZTcie G-en.tle EZorse
To a, TTico nTas'jr
Ocxxxe to O-CLx Stalole
CS-et it.
T
of
C. & E. Thayer
CHAS. PETERSON,
Hot and Cold Raths.
EDGAR LATIMER
- OREGON.
may ,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Just bike Other CD heels
LAMB. Agent
COOPER,
T illamook , O reoox .
T
II. GOYNE,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Office: Opposite Court House
T illamook , O rkoos
0 LA UDE THAYER,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
T illamook , O heoos .
[J J DALY,
í OSCAR HAYTU.
£)ALY & HAYTER,
ATTORNEYS-AT-LA W,
-
D allas . O regon .
ROBERT A. MILLER,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
O regon C ity , O heook .
Land Titles and Land Office Business i
Specialty.
(JAMES M ccain ,
(A. W. 8EVEHANCÏ,
^JcCAIN & SEVERANCE,
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
T illamook , O kroon ,
J)AVID WILEY, M.D.,
PHYSICIAN,
SURGEON AND
ACCOUCHEUR.
All call promptly attended to,
T illamook , O regon .
0. E. HAWKE, M.D.,
PHYSICIAN
AND
SURGEON.
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON,
Office : Over Todd’s Store.
0.R.&N.
Union Depot, Sixth anti J Street«.
TWO TRAINS DAILY
FROM
ALL
POINTS EAST.
"FAST MAIL KIH'TE."
Leaves tor the East via Walla Walla and
Spokane daily at 2:20 pan. Arrives at 10:15
a.111.
Leaves for the East via Pendleton and Hunt-
ng ton daily at# p m. Arrives via Huntington
and Pendleton at 7:20 a.m
Dalles aconnnodation leaves daily exrept
Sunday at 8 a.m. Arrive« daily except bun
day at 6:30 p.m.
THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST
SLEEPERS.
Water lines schedule subject to change with­
out notice.
OCBAN AND ltIVElt SCHRDULK.
OCEAN DIVISION. » Steamships sail from
Ainsworth dock at 8 p.m. For San Francisco
Geo. W, Elder sails October 4. >L 30 a,,(l 29 j
Columbia sails October S, I4 and 23; Stated
California sa Is October 8, 17 and 26.
COLUMBIA KIVKIC RUMMER BC’HKD
ULE DIVISION.
PORTLAND, ASTORIA AN l THE COAST.
Steamer R R. Thompson leaves Portia’^
daily, except Sunday, at 8 p.m., on Satnroay
at 10 p.m. Returning, leave Astoria daily, ex­
cept Sunday, at a m.
WILLAMKTTK llIVKK ROUT1.
PORTLAND AND SALEM
.
Steamer Ruth, kfor Salem ami way point’
leaves Portland Mondays, Wednesdays and rn-
dnysat 6 a.m. Returning, leaves Salem lues»
days, Thursdays and Saturdays at 7:i5*-,u-
YAMHILL RIVER ROUTE.
Steamer Modoc, for Dayton and way
leaves Portland Tuesdays. Thursday» an«1
urdays at 7 a.m. Returning, leaves Dayton 0
Portland and way points Mondays, Wednesday
and Fridays at 7 a.m.
Steamer Almota leaves Riparia Monday’
Wednesdays and Fridays at 1:45
a
rival ol train from Spokane Htid J(,rV.al ,
Leaves Lewiston, returning, Sundays, Tuesoa.
and Thursdays at 6 a.m.
Steamer Lewistoil leaves Riparia
Tuesdays and Thmsdays at 1:4 s ,a
’.i8',«
arrival of train from Spokane and Porna •
Leaves Lewiston Mondays, Wednesday« •“
Saturdays al 6 a.m.
W H. HURI.nVKT,
.
General Pasaenger Agent.
V. A. SCHILLING, Cit) Ticket Agent.
Telephone (Main) 71a,
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