Tillamook headlight., April 13, 1899, Image 3

THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 13, 1899
ambler
Wheels
PROSPERITY FOR FARMERS.
I It came from a dark distant corner;
FLASHES OF FUN,
This dismal, dissatisfied sob
I n the campaign of 1896 the farmers Tonight, Tom, I danced with a Princess!
“No,’’ said Hungry Higgins, thought­
That told of a grief beyond curing,
were given especial attention by the man­ She’d a diamond tiara that gleamed
fully. “I can’t exactly be called a shop*
The kicker was out of a job.
agers of the silver party. Ail who tilled And shone in the lights of the ballroom ; i
| lifter, though I do think 1 have likely
the soil were assured that low prices
I hoisted a whole brewery in inv time.’’
And yet, for an instant, I dreamed—
AT THY SOUL’S WINDOW.
were the direct result of the treatment While the Princess, her silksand her roses ;
“It was my good fortune that mv an­
| of silver and that values must inevitably
Out of sight and of, mind seemed to fade | At the windows—at the windows ot thy
cestors came over in the Mayflower,’*
continue to drop until the government ’Till I found myself twirling and whirling
sold I sit and dream.
said Miss South Church.
consented to coin at the old ratio all the
I am blest there: Let me rest there in
With a far different sort of a maid;
“May flour,’’ replied Miss Hennepin,
silver that could be carried to the mints. The violins, hidden by palm trees,
thy love’s unclouded beam.
who did not quiet understand. “Our folk’
This view of the case was backed up
Struck a note—ah, I know* it was false! At the windows—at the windows of thy made their fortune in September wheat.’s
by an avalauncheof literature, to savno- But it suddenly called up a memory
soul I sit and dream.
thingofan earthquake ofgablile. Farm-
Of a long-time-ago little waltz;
“Is he a person of much refinement?"
At the windows—at the windows of thy
| ers know now that the prices of their
And I saw, Tom—don’t deem me de-1
asked the young woman.
soul my soul would be ;
I products advance without the slightest
mented—
“Necessarily,” replied Senator Sorg.
Unforgiven, yet near heaven where the
regard to silver. In 1896 the value of A cabin that stood low but stanch,
! ham ; “his family is in the sugar business
light would fall on me.
domestic animals was certainly low and In the midst ofa prairie out West there—
At the windows—at the windows of thv and owns at least halfa dozen refineries."
WHY ? Because it is the Best Wheel manufactured.
demagogues charged the fact upon their
Where I danced with Sue Brown at
soul m v soul would be.
“Men are so stupid.”
great
catchall,
the
alleged
crime
of
'73.
WHY ? Because of its New Improvements.
Gay’s ranch.
At
the
windows—at the windows of thy
“Why do you say that ?”
A chance is now presented to consider
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soul forever more,
"We paid $300 for our parlor furni­
the subject freed from political absurdi­ How old Bill scraped his fiddle and
There for sorrow peace to borrow—therc ture and my husband wants me to keep
le ’99 RAMBLER costs $40. The IDEALS from $25 to $35. ties. The anual report of the department
rosined
to wonder and ador!
the window shades pulled down at
Wheels can be inspected and their superior improvements of agriculture states that the value of His bow ’till it grunted and squeaked!
horses in the United States has increased Then grumbled, “Now hand out yer At the windows—at the windows of thy night.
soul forevermore.
plained at Geo. Lamb’s, Tillamook Lumber Co.’s office.
$32,000,000 within a year, an average
partners,”
"What's the matter with you ?” asked
increase of more than 10 per cent This
When the timid, like cowards, rose and
the friends.
When a Feller’s Packing Up.
has taken place in spite of the talk of a
“sneaked
“I haven't the least idea," answered
coming horseless era. Cattle other than To come back again, full of Dutch courage
the very cynical invalid. “The surgeons
When
a
feller's
packin
’
up
to
leave
he
milk cows, increased 10per cent in value.
To that simpering line ’gainst the wall, |
are going to operate for appendicitis."
whistles don’t you know ;
Milk cows were worth $39,500,000 more And with scarcely a please, by your I
Or tells you it’s the weather that afflicts
“There's a good bit of mystery about
at the end of the year than at the be­
leave, Miss,”
his feelin’s so!
this proposed coflin trust," said the lean
ginning. Sheep which could hardly be
Grabbed comrades and pranced down
. Or ef from jest one corner of his eyes a boarder.
given away under the last Democratic
the hall;
tear may ruin.
"Shrouded in doubt, as it were,"chuck­
tariff, increased in value $14.000,000, How I, with the cowboy’s rough ardor— '
He says he's “jest perspirin’!"—but he led the one who always chimes in first.
and in number 1,460,000. Mules also
Unthinking of Kate or of Blanche—
don’t fool anyone!
increased in value. The total increase Took Sue and was off like a whirlwind,
“When I sec some men,’’ he said thought­
in a year in the value of domestic an­ The happiest chap at the ranch.
Fer that 'ere packin’ up ain't what they
fully, “I am prepared to believe that we
imals is place at ♦108,345,481, a gain
crack it up to be;
There were quite twenty couples a dan­
are actually descended from monkeys
of 5'74 per cent. The party that prom­ I
You never pack yer heart in with the
cing;
and that in certain cases it has been con­
other things, you see!
ised prosperity, and was taken at its
Pretty girls and the stalwart, sound
Thar’s the letters that she wrote you— siderable of a descent.’’
word, has abundantly fulfilled the pledge,
sons
that you've kept an' loved for years;
but the measure of its good deeds and
Mr. Brewt—Not one woman in three
Of the prairie — all “ rigged for the
An' some of ’em looks blotted—but I can see the funny side of life.
lienefidial influences is still piling up.
‘social.’ ”
reckon it’s yer tears!
Mrs. Brewt—No; most of them have
(But among them, Toni nary a gun!
A L ondon critic complains that the
An
’
the last sweet letter, mebbe, is the been married too long.
American soldier is not attractive in per- For there’s etiquette where there are
one that give the pain,
women;
sonal appearance. Perhaps not, but
“Mr. Perkins is a good business man.
An’ made yer eyes run over like rivers
And
out
West
’
twas
a
mnmous
eyesore
just
think
how
the
other
fellow
looks
ooms 1, 2, 3, 12, 13, Up Stairs,
isn't he, daughter?”
swelled
by
rain.
To
be
clothed
in
the
ballroom
for
killing
;
when the American soldier gets through
"I think so, mamma; ten minutes nfter
N.E. Corner Third and Stark Streets.
Entrance 88>/, Third Street.
But thar it is amongst’em, an’ you sigh
so
with him.
he was presented to me he told me he
an
’
understan'
The guns were just stacked ’hind the
was a widower."
P resident M c K inley has taken the
You're only keepin’ of it ’cause she writ
door!)
first steps toward establishing merchant
it
with
her
han
’
.
“And you say h;s wife drove him to
Those cowboys! They twisted like pop­
marine to take care of the industries of
When a feller’s packin' up to leave he'd drinking ?”
lars
Cuba. The island will make more pro­
“No, I didn’t say that. The place was
better keep apart.
That sway in the storm, root and
gress under four years of Republican rule
Or lie’ll have a sad time in tryin' for to just around the corner. He walked.”
branch,
than it did under four hundred years of
whistle off his heart!
In their efforts to show off their angles
“No, I shall never marry again," said
Spanish rule. The anti-expansion Dem­
To the girls they danced with at Gay’s That laugh o’ his rings hollow, an’ his I the womon who had made two unlucky
ocrats would have Cuba remain as a
jokes
air
feeble,
too
—
ranch.
experiments in matrimony. “Men have
poverty-stricken country for all time be­
He's a funeral procession 'spite o’ all that
such flinty hearts!”
fore they could be broad enough to adopt But Sue, Tom! Of all the fair women
he kin do!
I’d seen in that rough round of days
"That's all right,” responded her op-
the policy that is being put into effect by
She alone seemed to play on my heart­ I never did like packin'. When the leavin' timistic friend. “Pick your flint and try
President McKinley.
time comes oil
strings ;
again."
1 alius give intruction; “Ship my things
She alone had the grace to amaze
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
Mabel—Are you going to return the
when I am gone!"
By her coquetry born of the freedom
That comes with the life of the plains. An’ that’s jest what I’ve tol’ 'em ! poor fellow’s ring ?
JJ L. EDDY,
Florence (who has just broken her en-
(Never think 1’11 shed a tear!—
Oh, the glad life, whose memory saddens
The intervened years with their pains! But it looks as ef 'twuz rainin’ ten or gagement)—I haven’t decided. I suppose
he'll propose to you now, and I thought
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
twenty miles from here!)
But, Tom, why is retrospect gloomy
I'd just hand it over to you to save
Should I bore you by nil that is blue ?
T illamook , O regon .
bother.
In those days I didn’t own cattle
Prattle of the Youngsters.
Nor “promote” much—except love for
‘ Please get me a match, dearest," said
yy H. COOPER,
Sue.
Teacher—The sentence, “My father Mrs. Newwed.
had money,” is in the past tense. Now
"It would l>e hard to find a match for
Yet to-night, as I danced with the Prin­ Mary what tense would vou lie speaking
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
you, my darling," replied Mr. Newwed,
cess
in if you said. “My father has money ?” admiringly.
And the violins got out of tune.
OREGON.
TILLAMOOK
Little Mary—O, that would be pre
And 1 saw tor an instant the ranch­ tense.
“Brute!"
house
“Wretched woman!"
I Minister (to naughty boy)—Tommy,
Standing back in some far-away June
J. MAY,
The wife flings herself sobbing ii|mn th e
And [vou, "mi' the cowboys-and Sue, rou should lie good-like my little boy.
TILLAMOOK, OREGON.
divan; the husband, cursing her, flees
_
T/inimv
___
Illi
llllllflt'i*
VGtl
c
Tommy—Oh, people donate you so away to the town.
Tom—
ATTORNEY-AT-LA W,
I wished that time's sands in the glass many slippers he don’t dare to lie bad.
Is it that they are incompatible? Or
T illamook , O regon .
Hadn’t run quite so swiftly for me, and
The examiner wished to get the chil­ is it a clever play to get the cook inter,
Brought in the gray hairs and harass. dren to express moral reprobation of ested in them ami thus keep her from
Bnt
I'ni glad for this breath from the lazy people and he led up to it by asking (leaving,
y H. GOYNE,
prairies—
them who were the persons who got all | “I see they arc making an attempt to
JI work done on the Shortest Notice and at Reasonable Prices, Satisfaction
For the thought of the boys that were
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
they could and did nothing in return. 8|Op ulie use of ,|lc
for advertising
guaranteed.
stanch;
For sometime there was silence, but at purposes.”
Office: Opposite Court House,
And didn't joke me on mv failure
last a little girl, who had obviously reas-
“Ob I The politicians want a monopoly
T illamook , O regon .
The night Sue said, “No," at Gay'» , oned out the answer inductively from her
WHERE TO INSURE.
of
that sort of thing themsclve», do
ranch.
own home ex|>erience, exclaimed with a they ?”
HE LIVERPOOL AND LONDON AND
GLOBE INSURANCE CO.
| good deal of confidence: “Please, sir, I
0 LA UDE THAYER,
SPRING PROBLEMS.
AGENT FOR TILLAMOOK,
It has l>een suggested that Nero per­
know—it's the baby.
J. 8. STEPHENS.
haps fiddled while Rome was burning
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
De Hopjiergrass, he ’¡op ter win—
i A little bov I know went to church with the idea of giving the affair the
’ONE MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY
He say: “ Dis spring, fer sho’!”
T illamook , O regon .
| last Sundry morning with hi» mother, color of a sacred concert, thus forestall­
Union Depot, Sixth »nd J Street».
AGENTS FOR TILLAMOOK,
De Mockin'bird, he twitch him in,
j says the Washington Post. The service ing police interference.
BIGGS & STEPHENS.
En he never hop no mo’!
TWO TRAINS DAILY
(J. J. DALY,
! was somewhat long and utterly incom-
¡OSCAR
HAVTEK.
SCHOOL DESKS AND SUPPLIES OF
“Have you got any embalmed beef?”
Dat des de way it go—
prehensible to the child. Consequently
FROM
ALL
POINTS
EAST.
EVERY DESCRIPTION.
He never hop no mo'! ,
J) ALY & IIAYTER,
he fidgeted. His mother reproved him asked the joker of his butcher.
J. 8. STEPHENS is agent for the
fast MAIL ROUTE.”
De Mockin’bird,
several times. At last she leaned toward I “No,” replied the butcher off his guard ;
Northwest School Furniture Company leaves for the East via Walla Walla and
“but we have something just as good.”
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
He heah his word,
him.
Spokane dally at 1:20 p in. Arrives at 10:15
for Tillamook co.
En he never hope no mo’!
“Bobby,” she whispered, “if you act
D
allas
.
O
regon
.
"Er—whatclass is the'Black Diamond'
a. hi .
’ badly 1’11 never bring you to church j fighter in ?“ asked the coal dealer.
De Lizard say: “It's a holiday,"
Leaves for the East via Pendleton and Hunt-
ngton daily at 8 p m Arrives via Huntington
En crawl out fum de snow;
again."
C. A. BAILEY,
. “You ought to know by his name,”
ROBERT A, MILLER,
and Pendleton at 7;ao a m
A gleam of hope dawned in Bobby’» said the uns|>ecified citizen. “He is a
De Blacksnake mouth stretch north en
DEALER IN
Dalles acommodation leaves daily except
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
weary eyes.
south,
light-weight, of course.”
Sunday at I am. Arrives daily except 8un
STUDEBAKER WAGONS.
“Mamma,” he said eagerly, “how bad
En down de Lizard-go!
O
regon C itv , O regon .
day
at
6:30
p.m.
OSBORNE MOWERS,
I will 1 have to be ?"
THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST
Dat des de way it go—
Land Titles and Land Office Business »
Pointed Paragraphs.
Buggies, hay rakes, plows, and other
SLEEPERS-
He
sees
de
sun
no
mo'!
Specialty.
farm machinery. You can save
A little boy was taken to church for I The
Water lines schedule subject to change with-
life
of a cloak model is a trying
De Blacksnake say:
money by dealing with me,
I the first time a few Sundays ago. He had
| out notice.
I
one.
1JAME8 McCAIN.
“Des come his way,”
Special Prices on Buggies and Spring [ OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE.
been rejieatedly cautioned to sit still and
(A. W. SEVERANCE.
When birds sleep on the wing they use
Wagons.
OCEAN DIVISION. — Steamships sail from
E11 down de Lizard go!
keep quiet.
His obedience was most
0, A. BAILEY, Tillamook, Ore.
feather beds.
Ainsworth dock at 8 p m. For San Francisco McCAIN & SEVERANCE,
commendable,
and
when
it
was
time
to
Geo W Elder sail« October 4, 11, 20 a”d 29 •
Unless the hotel guests put up the land,
I pass the contribution box he was en-
THY FATE.
Colombia sails October S. 14 and >3: State of
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW,
19 YOU
lord must shut up.
' trusted with the family donation. In­
California sa Is October 8, t7 and 26.
An apt quotation is sometimes better
T illamook , O regon ,
The whimsical plaint of the kicker
KNOW THE NEWS *
COLUMBIA BIVF.lt SUMMER SCHED
stead ot silently placing the money where
than an original remark.
UI.E DIVISION.
Kept echoing, day after day.
it lielonged he held it before the eyes of
You can have it nil for
Codfish balls are not barred in Chicago
it. HENDRICKS,
PORTLAND. ASTORIA ANi. THE COAST
Men were often amused while they the officiating collector that he might
PER... CAp PER...
Steamer R R- Thompson leaves Portia d
•
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
social circles during Lent.
listened
plainly
see
it.
MONTH
MONTH
daily, except Sunday, st »
A jniet anil a stove form a prastinal
Careful attention paid to Land Office
To things that the kicker would »ay,
in The Evening Telegram, of
"That's good my little fellow,“came the
at iop.nl Returning, leave Aston, daily, ex-
work and collections, notary public
example of the manufacturer and con-
Portland, Oregon. It is the larg­
nnd
And
they
vowed
he
was
waggish
response with a view to passing the in­
ceptSunday.ata.m.
work and practice in all the
est evening newspaper publish­
| sumer.
W1IXAMKTTK R1VKR ROVTK.
Courts.
merry,
cident over without embarrassment
ed in Oregon ; it contains all U>0
Women are foolish if they lielieve the
Office in the J. H. Bridgeford Building,
PORTLAND AND SALEM
For
many,
of
course,
couldn't
see
“
’
Course
it's
good,
but
I'm
payin
’
for
news of the state and nation, Try
,', ' fool things men say when they are in
near the post-office,
Steamer Ruth, (for Salem and,-ay po£• |
That
he
was
a»
deeply
in
earnest
all three. Is there any change coinin'?’']
it for a month. A sample copy
BAY CITY .........
ORBGON.
leave# Portland Monday*. Wednesday* an IE -
| love.
As a kicker could possible lie.
will lie mailed to you free. Ad­
'.taysste-- Rrturnt.x leave. Salem T“'-
It takes a genius to compel himself to
dress
“
Mamma,"
said
the
8-year-old
South
But
one
day
the
trouble
was
ended.
days, Thursdays and Saturd.v. at 7 U» «“-
pAVID WILEY, M.D.,
THE TELEGRAM,
like the disagreeable tasks he has to per.
Side maiden, "has Uncle George gone to
YAMHILL RIVER ROUTE
This earth moved along all serene
Portland Or,
form.
Steamer Modoc for
”F.nd £ I
PHYSICIAN, SURGEON AND
Each mortal was good to his neighbor
heaven ?"
From an actor's standpoint an encore
leaves Portland T"e"^"r ln ' %a,f.l»rton for
And
we
never
raised
kine
that
were
lean,
“
I
hope
so.
dear."
refilled
mamma.
ACCOUCHEUR.
INSURE WITH
indicates that one good turn deserves
The rumor» of war remain silent.
“And will he play on a harp?”
All call promptly attended to.
I áñdFrlday» at 7 »■"'
Claude Thayer,
“Why, we are taught that the good another.
The men as they toiled day by day
Riparia
Tll-I.AMOOK.
OREGON.
Steamer Alnl,o,S leaves
1'".’..
i
I«
a
Happiness may resemble either a moun­
-•
•
—
i.m..
a
ter
ar
people
who get to heaven play on harps,
By
mutual
help
were
encouraged
Agent for Fireman’s Fund and London r^’^V-’u^rom "iU-"' „..d Portland
tain or a molehill. It depends on the dis-
And no one complained of hi» pav.
return!»., Sunday
Sundays. Tm-sda).
my child."
I Leaves'Lewiston. „tnrnina
and Lancashire Fire Insurance
anev you are from it.
0 E. HAWKE, M.D.,
> and Thursdays Xjësve.
at o am.
_ -----
The terrible infant gave a sniff
Yet there sounded one small note of dis.
Kip.ri.J"nd
X.r
Companies.
We are told that nothing in the uni­
Steamer LewiU-- -
"Well,
't
won't
lie
no
good,"
she
scorn
­
cord
i Tuesday* ai‘d ThurMav“
- Fonunn
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
tMu*SSX Wedne—lays
fully »aid. "Cousin Willie »ay» Uncle verse is wasted; yet about nine tenths of
BLOBBING RATES—Weekly Oregoniau
It was deeply pathetic and strange
George couldn't even play on a jewsharp the efforts spent in literary work are un­
•n<l Headlight, per year, $2 25 ; the Saturdays at 6 a m
TILLAMOOK, OREGON. As it murmured unheeded, in protest
Ht RLBCRT.
accounted for.
Francisco Examiner and Head-
or shucks."
General Passenger Agent.
I Gainst this very remarkable change.
M't. $2 25. New York Thrice a-Week
wc.’at»
SCHILLING.
City ' Ticket Agest.
Telephone No. 7*
""rid and Headlight, ♦2.00. Strictly '¿sin, 71».
ct»b in advance.
oV. T. T. Geer, of Oregon,
Rides a ’99 Rambler.
CHAS. COOPEY,
ivil and Military Tailor,
PORTLAND, ORE
"My Kingdom For a Horse."
YELL, WE’VE GOT IT AND MORE! TOO
If 57-cu. Want to ZDri-ve
ZSTcie G-erxtle Horse
Tc a XTioe Easy Bug'g'y,
Ocrxxe to Ou.r Stalole arxd.
G-et it.
The Tillamook livery and Sale Stable,
1LLAMOOK,
OREGON.
SAPPINGTON & GESSNER.
ainters, Paper Hangers
and Decorators-
O.R.&N
Q
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FROM THE PLAINS.