Tillamook headlight., February 23, 1899, Image 4

THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, FEBRUARY 23, 1899.
COME TO TILLAMOOK COUNTY !
The Paradise of the Coast for Dairying, Stock Raising, limber, etc
J
The Soil Surprisingly Productive.
Fine Schools and Churches.
The Land is Cheap.
Crop Failure Never Known.
Good Class of People.
Stock Alway Fat.
GRASS IS KING I
One Acre of Land in Tillamook County will raise three times the amount of Grass to that raised in any other secton of Oregon
It grows and keeps gi reen the year round, and is the ideal pasture for dairying.
TILLAMOOK BUTTER AND CHEESE
Owing to its fine quality, is at a premium, bringing the Highest Cash Price in the San 1 rancisco and Portland markets.
No county in Oregon offers better advantages than Tillamook, where the industrious Home Seeker is bound to be successful
Prattle of the Youngsters.
TOLD OUT OF COURT.
Of quinine slugs and other drugs
I guess I took a million—
A well known clergyman of Chicago,
In the February number of McClure’« Such drugs as severe to set each nerve The Betting Doctor and the tak­ addressing a large gathering of children
Magazine is printed the latest poem of
ing Lawyer—Massachusetts Lore. on the occasion of the last Christmas fes-
To dancing a cotillion ;
Rudyard Kipling. It is an apjieal to the
The doctors say
tival, thought to impress a certain truth
United States to begin a colonial policy.
The only way
The Brooklyn doctorjhas been visiting on their minds by the employment of a
Mr. Kipling invests the earth-hunger of
To rout the grip instanter
the Detroit, lawyer, They were college familiar figure of speech. “Children. ”
PORTLAND, ORE
nations with a halo of civilization in­ Is to pour in
cliums. relates the Free Press, and when he said, “when you are having an enjoy­
stead of the inspiring motive of commer­ All kinds of sin—
thrown together again they were the able and happy time we will call that a
cialism, but does not veil the trials and
Similibus curantur.
same jolly pair they had l>een at Yale.
silver time, and when you are having a Rooms 1, 2, 3, 12, 13, Up Stairs,
hardships, the cost in blood and treasure
Entrance 88M1 Third Street.
N.E. Corner Third and Stark Streets.
’Twas hard, and yet I’ll soon forget
"Remember the bet I won of you,?" very tiresome and disagreeable time we
which such a policy involves. He is the
will call that—let me see—we will call
Those ills and cures distressing ;
laughed
the
doctor,
“
1'11
never
forget
it.
poet laureate of British imperialism and
One’s future lies ’neith gorgeous skies You wagered that the eun moved about that a copper time. Now, children, will
his voice re-echoes the truism : “Misery
When one is convalescing!
the earth from east to west. Took you one of you tell me what kind of a time
loves company.”
So now, good-by
in good, old man. Trouble is that you you are having at present t"
The poem reads as follows:
To drugs, say I—
“Please, sir.” answered a little girl,
leaped before you thought. I Whs al­
Take up the White Man’s burded—
Good-by, thou phantom Sorrow!
ways a li'cky better. Have the same “we are having a copper time.”
Send forth the best ye breed—
I am up today,
mama for it yet. Not in a spotting way,
“Johnny, wliat is the name of the
Go, bind your sons to exile
And, whoop, hooray!
you know, but just among friends. Australian weapon that returns when
To serve your captives’ need ;
I’m going out tomorrow.
Great joke, wasn’t it ?” and the doctor it is thrown violently forward into the
To wait in heavy harness,
laughed loud and long, •‘Always said ail?’’
On fluttered folks and wild—
A WINTER TRAGEDY.
you'd get even, but 1’11 see that you
“The boomerang.”
Your new-caught sullen jieoples,
don't, chummie.”
“Is there anything else known to
Forth on the wings of the North Wind
Half devil and half child.
A little later the two were talking science that has that peculiar property?”
Went the Frost King,
Take up the Wh’te Man’s burden—
aliout the litigation over a big estate in
“Yes’ui. The cat.”
The icicles hanging to his beard.
In patience to abide.
He stretched his wand out o’er the land, Michigan, the doctor being acquainted
To veil the threats of terror
If the idea of the teachers of Christian
And everything froze tighter than a drum. with one of the principal interests.
And check the show of pride;
ity is to bring the deity into the daily life
The wolverine dug deeper do^n into
"How much do you think I made out
By open sj leech and simple,
of the pupil they have been eminently
Its hole, and the affrighted mercury
of that case ?" asked the lawyer.
An hundred times made plain,
successful in the case of a little girl liv­
Did likewise.
‘‘A good round sum. I’ll warrent.”
To seek another’s profit
ing on the South Siee. Chicago. She
He traversed rivers and they turned to
‘ What would you say to a thousand?” had taken her Sunday school lessons
And work another’s gain.
skating rinks.
"I
’ll bet fifty it was nearer ten thou- most literally.
Take up the White Man's burden—
He waved his wand again—
“Jessie.” she said to her elder sister a
! sand,” and the doctor had the money on
The savage wars of peace—
A cold, cold wave—
I the table in a twinkling. It was cover few days ago, “you ought to turn your
Fill full the mouth of Famine,
And in his wake the plumder came.
toes out. ”
And bid the sickness cease :
The oldest inhabitant woke up and smiled ed just as quickly.
"I do,” replied the other indignantly,
And when your goal is nearest
"Got you again,” chuckled the doctor.
A clammy, scornful smile, and said
(The end for other sought)
It wasn’t to be mentioned in comparison “Honest now, old man how much did and then she qualified her assertion by
adding, “most of the time.”
Watch sloth and heathen folly
you get ?’’
With ’63 On, on,
“Well, you ought to do it all the
Bring all your hopes to nought.
“Nothing. I wasn't employed in that
Strode the Frost King.
time,” said the younger. “God doesn’t
STATIONERY, BOOKS-
Take up the White Man’s burden—
case at all.”
And the night fell.
No iron rule of kings,
The doctor took it very hard for an like to see you walking ’round with
"Ha ! Ha!” he laughed, with fiendish
PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY COMPOUNDED.
But toil of serf and sweeper—
i hour and then grew more cheerful as he your toes turned in.”
glee.
The tala of common things,
With stealthy steps he entered the great laughed over the prospect of working a
All clergymen regard talking to child­
The ports ye shall not enter,
! similar joke on a friend at home,
city.
ren as one of the most hazardous fur c-
The roads ye shall not tread,
tions of the ministerial office, though
He prowled about a cellar—
Go, make them with your living
A North Side cellar—
The lover of quaint ami courious vol- many of them are apparently unaware
And mark them with your dead.
And found an opening.
j uuiesof forgotten lore, reports Law Notes that the colloquial and interrogative
And then he did a most unkinglv thing, can derive considerable entertainment method, which they often adopt for the '
Take up the White Man's burden—
And reap his old reward—
A dastardly, burglarious, plebeian thing. front an examination of Quincy’s Mass sake of more effectually holding the ¡
| achusetts Reports, which cover the period juvenile attention, vastly increases the i
He crawled inside that cellar,
The blame of those ye better,
And groped about.
from 1761 to 1772. On page 168 under liability of catastrophe.
The bate of those ye guard—
TILLAMOOK, OREGON.
“I will tell you,” said a visiting clergy-' CLASSES WERE RESUMED ON THE
The cry of host ye humor
He found a case of beer!
j date of Augest 27, 1765, the reporter
Union Depot, sixth ami J Street».
(Ah, slowly!) towards the light— Three dozen bottles of imported beer!
gives a most touching account of how man, addressing a Sunday school, "of FIRST MONDAY IN SEPTEMBER.
“Why brought ye from bondage,
He looked upon the beer when it waspale on the night before, an incensed mob an adventure I once had in Colorado. I
Our loved Egyptian night?’’
I destroyed the house of the chief justice I was going through a forest and 1 came j GRADED COURSE OF INSTRUC­
He breathed his icy breath upon it,
TWO TRAINS DAILY
TION
Tnonias Hutchinson, esq. It seems that face to face with an immence panther.
And it froze.
FROM ALL POINTS EAST.
Take up the White Man’s burden—
ST. ALPHONSUS ACACEMY Is divided into
It froze to death, • • •
the chief justice was suspected of pro­ What do you suppose I did ?"
Ye dare not stoop to less—
four departments, vlx : Primary, Intermediate
moting or encouraging "that singular
And the wild North Wind moaned,
“You killed him,” suggested one.
“FAST MAIL ROUTE.**
Nor call too loud on Frerdom
Grammar, and Senior.
Leaves for the East via Walla Walla and
And howled, aud sobbed its requiem.
ami ever memorable statute, the stamp
' You runned,” shouted another.
The year is divided into tour terms of eleven
To cloak your weariness.
Spokane daily at a:ao p.in. Arrives at 10:15
____________
act” The populace of Boston, on the
“No, children, there was no chance to weeks each.
By all ye will or whisper,
a.m.
night in question,gathered in King street run. I just stood perfectly still and look-f
By all ye leave or do,
TUITION FEE.
THF INFALLIBLE MAN.
Leaves for the East via Pendleton and Hunt­
ami after wrecking and burning a few ed the fierce, snarling beast steadily in I Tuition Fee for one pupil for a term of eleven ington daily at 8 p m. Arrives via Huntington
The silent sullen peoples
weeks in the Primary Department. Two D ol ­ and Pendleton at 7520 a.m.
The man who never makes mistakes
houses by way ot getting their hand in, the eye."
Shall weigh your God and you.
lars ; m the I ntermediate . T hree D ollars ;
Dalles acommodation leaves daily except
Is never popular.
G rammar G rade , F our D ollars ; S enior
"Which
eye?
”
anxicusly
inquired
all
started
to
call
on
the
chief
justice,
“
who
Take up the White Man's burden—
(» rade , F ive D ollars .
Sunday at 8 a m. Arrives daily except Sun
His cursed infallibility
not
expecting
them,
was
unattended
by
breathless
little
boy.
and
the
man
who
day at 6:30 p.m.
Have done with childish days—
To friendehip is a bar.
his friends, who might have assisted or had faced the panther fell ingloriously
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC,
THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST
The lightly-proffered laurel,
Its maddening, when things go wrong,
In.trmuental Music on the Piano or the
proved his innocence." On the approach before the question of an infant.
SLEEPERS.
The easy ungrudged praise;
«ringed
instrument.,
fora
term
of
eleven
weeks
Water lines schedule subject to change with­
To hear him calmly say ;
of "this rage intoxicated rabble ' all the
1 KN D ollars .
Comes now, to search vour manhood
out
notice.
“You might have known you’d botch it, family retired in some confusion, except [
Through all the thankless years,
Scraps of Fun.
VOCAL MUSIC.
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE.
when
the worthy judge and his] eldest daugh
i Vocal Music. E ight D ollars .
Cold, edge with dear-bought wisdom
OCEAN DIVISION. - Steamships sail from
You
went
to
work
that
wav.
’
’
ter.
The
later
refused
to
leave
hint
ami
‘
These
are
splendid
biscuirs,
Maria.
Ainsworth dock at 8 p.m. For San Francisco :
The judgment of vour peers.
BUSINESS DEPARTMENT.
so, "with a tumult of passions only to be ' You made them with your own fair Tn the
The man who never makes mistakes
Business Department: Stenograph Geo W. Elder sails October 4, il, ao and 19 :
imagined, he took her in his arms and hands, didn't you T"
¡Bookkeeping, and Type-writing included if Columbia sails October S, 14 and 13; State of
Is numerous, alas!
EUGENE FIELDON THE GRIP
leslrad. I lie common branches, TaiRTv-nv. California sa 1. October 8, 17 and 26.
carried her to a place of safety, just be
His chief delight is to admire
“No. These are buna from rhe Ink | D ollars for the whole course
Eugene Field, on recovering from the
Plain sowing and Fancy Work free to the COLUMBIA RIVER BUMMER SCHED
fore
the
incensed
mob
arrived.
”
This
His image in the glass.
ery. My fair hands simply paid over pupils
on bnturday afternoon.
DIVISION.
grip, wrote:
filial affection saved, ‘lie more than pro- the money for them. You've been Latin, French, ami German included in the PORTLAND, ULK
For those who try, but fail, he has
ASTORIA AN1. THE COAST.
Senior
Grade Private lessons In those lam
The gods let slip that fiendish grip
liable, his life.' However, the "populace drinking again, John."
No sympathy nt all—
, guages I ks D ollars a term.
Steamer R. R. Thompson leaves Portland
Upon me Inst week Sunday-
Hoard and Tuition including plain and fancy daily, except Sunday, at 8 p.m., on Saturdsy
of Boston" si-ems to have enjoyed itself,
And everybody scowls at him.
I u
W:lrk T»1«"»” D ollars a month
"•*'’ P ■,n. Returning, leave Astoria daily, ex­
No fiercer storm than rucked my form
notwithstanding the hasty departure of | “You say the question is not whether I « hen there are four pupils in one familvat- cept
Sunday, at am.
And hopes to see him fall.
tending,
the hist one is free.
y
l?er swept the Bay of Ftindv ;
he will marry her ?”
the
host,
for
“
they
la-set
the
house
on
all
WILLAMETTE II I VER ROUTE.
The
man
who
never
makes
mistakes
Ti.'i’1'?" '0
«id be resumed
But now, good-by
PORTLAND AND SALEM
sides ami soon destroyed everything of | “Not if you wish to be technically cor­ on the first Saturday tn October.
Is a confounded bore.
F*fa™eZ S?lhi L,or Sa,eni and way points
To drugs say I—
| value.”
rect. The question is whether she will
leaves
Portland
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri- ,
He
never
would
be
missed,
if
we
REGULATIONS.
Good-by to gnawing sorrow ;
students are mitered at anv time during the j"y"al?a"1 Returning, leaves Salem Tiles,
Next moruing, so says the reporter, his let him escape."
Should never see him more.
lays.
Thursdays
and Saturdays at 7:15 a.m.
1 am up today.
d? A".di‘> d,'"“'U"n wl" 1»m»de in either
honor came intocoure "clothed in a man- j
Av.demic or Music Department for ths
The feeling at his funeral
YAMHILL RIVER ROUTE.
The drummer looked across the aisle. < th, hnsima,
And, whoop, hoorav!
or Faster Holiday for withdraw»® l»?™'uer.i,od.0£t for Dayton and way points
[ ner which would have excited compas-' The seat beside the pretty girl was va­ before the expir.t on of the term or absence
Would l»e relief sincere,
I'm going out tomorrow !
Tuesdays. Thursdays and Ssb
vxc.pt in case of dismissal or piolonged illness nf !?? ^rortland
sion fiom the hardest heart” and address I
Ami
no
one
on
his
weed-grown
grave
’
’ a m Returning, leaves Dayton for
cant. Going over to the girl, he said: AoJ.'i™i7'’0
What achesand pain in bones and brain
a
com
P'«e
course
in
the
..aS?
a
"
d
way
Poiuts Mondays, Wednesdays
the court as follows " There not being a ’
Would ever shed a tear!
or the <_ ommercial Department and and Fridays at 7 a.nt.
“Is this seat engaged ?” "No.” said the Academic
I had I need not mention ;
pass a satiafactory examlnaition in the branches w?.»ea2?ir Almota leaves Riparia Mondays 1
quorum without me. I am obliged to ap-
Ucn”
girl, “but I am; so it wont do you any prescribed are entitled to a Diploma.
It seems to me such pangs must l»e
ay’ a"d Fridays at I45 a.m.. a ter ar
|iear. Some apology is necessary for my j good ”
HOW THE ROW BEGAN.
rival ot tram from Spokane and Portland
Old satan’s own invention ;
1 dress—indeed I had no other. Destitute
fT
returning, Sundays, Tuesdays
Albeit I
and Thursdays at 6 a.m.
Twas just a little photograph, a face ex- of everything—no other shirt—no other
Harry Newed-I cant believe my lit-
Lewiston leaves Riparia Sundays, |
Was sure I*d die.
cwtlingly fair.
garment but what I have on —and not tie wife made thi. cake all by herself.
‘"esdays and Tlnnsdays at 1:45 a m : aft«
The doctor reassured me—
arrival of train from Spokane and Portland.
Framed in a pretty, flufly mass of comic one in my whole family in a better sit­
Mrs. »wed—Why. dearest ?
I ‘
If., a Lewiston Mondays, Wednesdays and
And true enough
op’rn hair ;
Harry »wed— Because, darling, it
Saturdays at 6 a.m.
uation than myself. The diatrew of a
With his vile stuff.
W H HURLBURT.
Two lustrous eves that seemed to glow whole family around me, young and ten­ seems to me that someone much more
General Passenger Agent.
He ultimately cure me.
with living emphasis.
der infants hanging about me. is infinit­ vicious than you must have been parti
' ' *r 1si'H,LLING* City Ticket Agent.
As there I lav in lied all day,
And ripe lips coyly pouting a» ifpleading ely more insupportable than what I feel 1 cepe enminis.
Telephone (Main) 711,
for a kiss.
How fair outside looked to me!
for myself though I am obliged to bor
“
When
Bilford
went
west
he
told
me
A smile so mild old Nature smiled
Onlv a little photograph, vet what a row ¡»art 01 this clothing.”
SHAVING,
that as soon as he had settled down »nd
lively scrap
It seemed towaim clean through me
The annals of mob violence furnish no pulled himself together he would a rife
In chastened mood
It brought with lightning fierceness to running mate for this pathetec incident.
HAIR CUTTING,
to me. but I have never heard from
BARBER AND HAIRDRESSER
The scene I viewed.
the very careless chap
The chief justice of Maseaehusetis with him."
Inventing, sadly solus.
Who on the pretty features pictured there only one shirt—a borrowed shirt. a shirt
SHAVING, hair CUTTING,
SHAMPOOING,
Bilford waa Mown up in an explosion
Fantastic rhymes
so loved to dote—
of which he could not be proml' Well
SHAMPOOING, ETC.
Between the times
His young wile found it nestling in the might the unhappy jurist exclaim: ‘ I of dynamite three months ago. He may
have settled down, hut I dont think he Hot and Cold Raths.
I had to take a I m >1 us .
pocket of his coat!
pray God give us better heart *’’
has puller! himself together yet.”
New Building, next door to Tost Offic*
I
I E I FRYTHIRG STRICTLY FIRST CLASS.
Hot and Cold Baths.
“THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN”
CHAS. COOPEY,
Civil and Military Tailor,
STURGEON’S
Drug Store
I
NEW AND SELECT STOCK
PATENT MEDICINES AND
DRUGGIST’S NOTIONS
A Fine Line of Jewelry.
St. Alphonsus
ACADEMY,
□.RAN
CHAS. PETERSON
Baita
EDGAR LATIMER,