Tillamook headlight., December 22, 1898, Image 4

____ ______________________________ THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT/ DECEMBER 22, 1898._________
BEST PLACE IN TILLAMOOK COUNTY TO TRADE
IS
AT
THE
Truckee Lumber Company’s STORE at HOBSONVILLE
Kinds q F m ERCHANDISE
LEIGH JONES, Manager Mill and Store.
Principal Office, 3 California St., San Francisco, Cal
PRATTLE
OF YOUNGSTERS. |Samuel Lover’s matrimonial epigram
is very apposite:
"You naughty, careless boy! Have I Though matches are all made in heaven,
got to buy you another pair of new
they say,
trousers ?”
Yet Hymen (who mischief oft hatches)
"1 guess so. But when I’m a man I’m Sometimes deals with the house t’other
going to wear pants!”
side of the way,
And there they make Lucifer matches.
Little Nettie accompanied her parents
on a trip across the lake recently and
BRIGHT AND BREEZY.
after being out a short distance she be­
gan to get seasick.
The Young Man—There is no fool like
“How do you do feel, Nettie?” asked
an old fool.
her mamma.
The Elderly Gentleman—Heisconspicu-
"Oh,” was the reply, "I just feel like I
ous by his rarity, that is all.
wanted to unswallow my breakfast.”
"Yea, dear children," aaid the teacher,
"we must throw away our naughty
taults. They are like wormy chestnuts.
Now, what do you do with a wormy
chestnut when you find one ? Jane may
answer."
"Please, ma’am, I give it to my little
brother, I’etie.”
“No, thank you. I don’t care for any,’’
said little Marie, as her papa passed the
cake.
“Why dear,” said he, I thought you
were fond of cake ?”
“So I am,” she replied, “but I heard
mamma say it wasn’t quite perfect and
when she says that it must be something
awful.”
Lushforth—If you mean on Sundays. I
am with you.
"The trouble with you,” said the drum
to the cornet, “is that you never do any.
thing unless you're on a foot.”
“Well, at least,” replied the cornet,
“they do not have to beat me to make
me do my duty.”
Amicus—Which do you find the harder,
the beginning of an novel or the end.
Great Author—The end, of course.
Where a novel is going on well as a
serial at space rates it is simply heart­
rendering to have to bring it to an end.
Secret Service Secretary—I want a
Mother (to little Martin, who has been man who has skill in translating ciphers.
put to bed for misdemeanors)—What
Asplicant—Then I’m your man. For
shall I say if callers come this afternoon two years now I’ve put up perscristions
and ask where my little boy is ?
is a drug store.
Martin (promptly)—Tell them you
haven’t any little boy.
“What was the result of the experi­
ment of having a handsome young wo­
Miss Sackerin—What would you sav
men instead of the regular deacons pass
if you saw me with a cigar in my
the contribution boxes ?”
mouth ?
“It was a failure. After a few Sundays
Jack Weedner—I should say, as I al­
the young men found they were chipping
ways have said, that I am not fond of
in more than they could afford, and they
pretty cigar holders.
quit coming to church.”
“I’ve called to tell you, sir, that the
“A girl’s aspirations go beyond mere
photographs you took of us the other
matrimony,
these days.”
day arc not at all satisfactory; why, my
“Yes, they seem often to include de-
husband looks like an ape.”
"Well, madame, you should have vorce as well.”
thought of that before you had him
"Has Mr. Bilden a good memory?”
taken.
“Well,” replied the decree friend;
“Oh, look what a pretty little moon!”
exclaimed 4-year-old Edith to her little
brother, as she looked from her grand,
The Major—You know nothing of the
ma’s window at the small crescent in the
horrors of war, sir.
western sk v.
Editor—Oh, I don’t know, I’ve been
“Pshaw!” replied the unappreciative
ploughing through war stories ever
brother, “I don’t think it’s halfas pretty
since the conflict began.
as the big round moon we had at home
two weeks ago.”
"The man,” said the Cornfed Philoso­
pher, "who is content to remain a mere
Johnny, aged 5, had a habit of using in hewer of wood and drawer of water
his conversation every big word he hap. seldom becomes a hew’er of ice, so to
|K-ned to hear, regardless of its meaning. speak.*'
One morning he and his elder brother
Mixed Motives. Mrs. Chatterton—
were trying to wash from the same basin
to Johnny's detriment, and he ran into Helen is getting up a club to study
the kitchen, exclaiming, " Mamma, "Faust” this winter.
Chat—Is she so intellectual ?
Charley's metropolizing the whole
Mrs. Chatterton—No; but she wants
laudatory I”
to show off that she can pronounce
“Goethe.”
must say it depends somewhat on
whether he’s owing or collecting.”
His Friend—How did you come
with vour invention for making dustless
streets ?
The Inventor—It left me with a dust­
less pocket.
Sometimes the chrisanthemum on the
stylish young man’s coat lapel conceals
a grease spot underneath.
“My hero !” said she.
“Well ?’’ said hr.
And then she did.
■re
lnPaln?i
/r» tho Baok?
J
Then probably the kidneys, j
|
In tho Ohest7
Then probably the lungs.
«
/n tho Joints 7
Then probably rheumatism.
No matter where it is, nor what
kind; you need have it no longer.
It may be an hour, a day, or a
year old; it must yield to
Dr. Ayer’s
pectoral
Plaster
Immediately after applying it too
feel its soothing, warming, strength­
ening power.
It quiets congestion; draws out
inflammation.
Ft is a new plaster.
A r.ew combination of new
remedies. Made after new
methods. Entirely unlike any
other plaster.
The Triumph of Modern Medical
Science.
The Perfected Product of years of
Patient Toil.
Placed over the chest it is a
powerful aid to Ayer’s Cherry Pec­
toral in the treatment of all throat
and lung affections.
Placed over the stomach, it stops
nausea and vomiting; over the
bowels, it controls cramps and colic.
Placed over the small of the back,
it removes all congestion from the
kidneys and greatly strengtheaa
weakness.
For sale by al! Druggists.
J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Mass.
St. Alphonsus
ACADEMY,
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON.
CLASSES WERE RESUMED ON THE
FIRST MONDAY IN SEPTEMBER.
GRADED COURSE
TION
OF INSTRUC­
0.R.&N
Union liepot, Sixth aud J Streets.
TWO TRAINS DAILY
FROM ALL POINTS EAST.
ST. ALPHONSUS ACACEMY is divided into
four departments, viz : Primary, Intermediate
•'FAST MAIL ROUTE. ”
Grammar, and Senior.
Leaves for the East via Walla Walla and
The year is divided into tour terms of eleven Spokane daily at 2:20 p.m. Arrives at 10:15
weeks each.
____________
a.m.
Leaves for the East via Pendleton and Hunt­
TUITION FEE.
ington daily at 8 p m. Arrives via Huntington
Tuition Fee for one pupil for a term of eleven
and
Pendleton at 7520 a.m.
weeks in the Primary Department, Two D ol ­
Dalles acoramodation leaves daily except
lars ; in the I ntermediate , T hree D ollars ;
G rammar G rade , F our D ollars ; S enior Sunday at 8 am. Arrives daily except Bun
day at 6:30 p.m.
G rade , F ive D ollars .
THROUGH PULLMAN AND TOURIST
INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC.
SLEEPERS.
Instrumental Music on the Piano or the
Water lines schedule subject to change with­
stringed instruments, fora term of eleven weeks out notice.
T en D ollars . ____________
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE.
OCEAN DIVISION. — Steamships sail from
Ainsworth dock at 8 p.m. For San Francisco:
Geo. W, Elder sails October 4, 11, 20 and 29 ;
Columbia sails October £, 14 and 23; State of
BUSINESS DEFARTMFNT.
In the Business Department: Stenograph. California sa Is October 8, 17 and 26.
Book-keeping, and Type-writing included, if COLUMBIA RIVEIC SUMMER 8CHED
I LK DIVISION.
desired. The common branches, T hirty - fivk
PORTLAND, ASTORIA AN l THE COAST.
D ollars for the whole course.
Steamer R. R. Thompson leaves Portland
Tlain Sewing and Fancy Work free to the daily,
except Sunday, at 8 p.m., on Saturday
pupils on Saturday afternoon.
at 10 p.m. Returning, leave Astoria daily, ex­
Latin, French, and German included in the cept Sunday, at a.m.
WILLAMETTE RIVER ROUTE.
Senior Grade. Private lessons in those lan­
PORTLAND AND SALEM
guages T kn D ollars a term.
Board and Tuition, including plain and fancy Stea mer Ruth, for Salem and way points
leaves Portland Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri
needle work, T hirteen D ollars a month.
daysat 6 a m. Returning, leaves Salem Tues
When there are four pupils in one family at­ days,
Thursdays and Saturdays at 7:15 a.m.
tending, the last one is free.
YAMHILL RIVER ROUTE.
Sewing school, free to pupils, will be resumed
Steamer Modoc, for Payton and way points
on the first Saturday in October.
leaves Portlaud Tuesdays. Thursdays and Sat­
urdays at 7 a.m. Returning, leaves Dayton for
REGULATIONS.
Portland and way points Mondays, Wednesday«
Students are entered at anv time during the and Fridays at 7'a.m.
Session. No deduction will |be"made in eithe
Steamer Almota leaves Riparia Mondays
the Academic or Music IDepartmen < or th
Christmas or Easter Holiday, for w th drawn Wednesdays and Friday« at 1:45 a.m.. a ter ar
before the expiration of "the* term
absence rival of train from Spokane and Portland
(xceptin case of dismissal orj piolouged"! lines« Leaves Lewiston, returning, Sundays, Tuesdays
Those who finish a complete course in the and Thursdays at t> a.m.
Academic or the Commercial Department and
Steamer Lewiston leave« Riparia Sundays,
pass a satisfactory examinaition in the branches Tuesdays
and Thursdays at 1:45 a.m.; after
prescribed are entitled to a Diploma.
arrival of train from Spokane and Portland.
Leaves Lewiston Mondays, Wednesdays and
Saturdays at 6 a.m.
ADMINISTRATOR’S SALB.
W H. HURLBURT,
General Passenger Agent.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN,—That by V. A. SCHILLING, City Ticket Agent.
virtue of an order of the County Court of the
Telephone (Main) 712,
State of Oregon for the County of Tillamook,
sitting in probate, made and entered in the
records of said Court on the 20th day of May,
WHERE TO INSURE.
189«. the administrator of the estate of J. C.
HALT., deceased, will, from and after the 20th THE LIVERPOOL AND LONDON AND
dav of January, 1890, proceed to sell at private
GLOBE INSURANCE CO.
sale for cash, the following described real pro­
AGENT FOR TILLAMOOK,
perty belonging to said estate, to wit :
The W
of the 8w *4 of sec. 27 and the Ne
J. S. STEPHENS.
of the Sc *4, and the Se of the Ne % of sec.
28, containing 160 acres in Tp. 3 8, R. 9 W of HONE MUTUAL INSURANCE COMPANY.
the Willamette M-ridian in Oregon, save and
AGENTS FOR TILLAMOOK,
except all of that portion of the Se W of the
Ne % of sec. 28 lying North of the Big Nestucca
BIGGS & STEPHENS.
River and containing 15 acres more or less,
deeded bv W A Hanor and wife to R. O.
Richards, November nth, 1891, also saving and SCHOOL DESKS AND SUPPLIES OF
excepting all of that portion of the Nw % of
EVERY DESCRIPTION.
tne Sw of see. 27, said Tp. and Range heie-
J. S. STEPHENS is agent for the
tofore deeded by W. A. Hanor and wife to Janies
Hughey and wife, leaving a balance conveyed Northwest School Furniture Company
herein of 140 acres more or les«.
Dated at Tillamook, in Tillamook comity, for Tillamook co.
Oregon, this 12th dav of December A.D., 1898.
CHARLES E. HALL.
DO YOU
Administrator of the Estate of J. C. Hall,
deceased.
VOCAL MUSIC.
Vocal Music, E ight D ollars .
"Poor old turkey!” said liitle Pollie,
sympathetically, as the well-stuffed
When Marriage is the Topic.
bird was brought on the table. “Just to
They had been sjieaksng of foreign think of being so chuck-full of lovely
stuffing and not being able to enjoy it!”
The wedded state is a favorite subject policy, and esotic politics generally.
“We see as through a glass darkly!”
with the epigram makers. From a very
sighed the Thinking Man.
“What are ‘the powers of Europe’ that SAMPLE COPIES of the Headlight wil
old ballad we take this:
“Ixt’s have another glass!” exclaimed the Americans allude to so frequently
be sent free on application. Send a
There was a criminal in a cart
the Practical Man, leading the way to whenever there is any rumor of war ?”
postal card or leave your name ut the
A-going to l>e hanged ;
bar.
inquired the fovorite of the harem.
office. It pays to subscribe for the lead­
Respite to him was granted,
Thus, little by little, is made up the
“Those, my dear,” answered the sult­
ing, newsiest and brainiest new paper
And cart and crowd did stand.
great Public mind.
an, lazily, after pausing to drink a cup
To know if he would marry a wife
of coffee and light another clgarettee,
Or rather choose to die;
“I am trying to get up a subscription “are merely conversational powers.”
CLUBBING RATES—Weekly Oregonian
KNOW THE NEWS •
“T* other’s the worst—drive on the for ice yachting," said the amateur
and Headlight, per year, $2.25 ; the
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
cart I”
You can have it all for
promoter. "What can I put you down
Laud Office at Oregon City, Ore.,
San Francisco Examiner and Head­
.
December 9th, 1898.
The criminal did reply.
PER., cn- PER...
for?
light, $2.25, New York Thrice a-Week
Notice is hereby given that the following
MONTH SUU MONTH
named settler has filed notice of hi« intention
More modern is this verse :
| “What are you going to contribute?”
World and Headlight, $2.00. Strictly to
in
The
Evening Telegram, of
make
Anal
proof
tn
support
of
his
claim
,
and
Can’t pay the price of Schil­
asked the business man. “The wind?”
that said proof will be made beiore the County
cash in advance.
I would advise a man to pause
Portland, Oregon, It is the lsrg-
Clerk of Tillamook co , at Tillamook, Oregon,
eat
evening
newspaper publish­
Before be takes a wife;
ou February i«t. 1898, viz :
ling' s Best tea?
ed in Oregon ; it contains all the
It is’nt always the man with the long,
.. JJHN WILLIAM STEINMETZ:
In fact, I sec no earthly causc
FIRST CLASS JOB PRUTTING at the ..
H E. 11734 for the Lot 3, Se U of Nw Land
news of the state and nation, Try
est whiskers who gets the biggest
KofSw%of sec. 4, Tp. J N, R.8W.
How, then, can you pay
He should not pause for life.
Headlight Printing Office at Portland E He
it for a month. A sample copy
names the following witnesses to prow
salary.
will be mailed to you tree. Ad­
Who, by the way, is the author who
prices. All description <>’ job print­ his continuous residence upon and cultivatkm
full tea-price for adulterated
of said land, viz:
dress
describes a second marriage as being
ing, which is quaranteed. Patronize .J0'"1 Conklin. fames Wiley. Gustav Kunxe.
Watts—How are you on policy of the
THE TELEGRAM,
Edward G K. West, of Tillamook, Oregon.
tea ?
_
home industry.
“the triumph of hope over experience ?” open door.
C has . B. M oorks , Register.
Portland,Or
?
What!
COME TO TILLAMOOK COUNTY !
The Paradise of the Coast for Dairying, Stock Raising, Timber, etc.
The Soil Surprisingly Productive.
Fine Schools and Churches.
The Land is Cheap.
Crop Failure Never Known
Good Class of People.
Stock Alway Fat.
GRASS IS KING !
One Acre of Land in Tillamook County will raise three times the amount of Grass to that raised in any other section of Oregon.
It grows and keeps green the year round, and is the ideal pasture for dairying
TILLAMOOK BUTTER AND CHEESE
Owing to its fine quality, is at a premium, bringing the Highest Cash Price in the San Francisco and Portland markets.
No county in Oregon offers better advantages than Tillamook, where the industrious Home Seeker is bound to be successful.
Those desiring information regarding Tillamook county can secure it by writing to the H eadlight O ffice or to any of the
perfectly reliable business men of Tillamook city.