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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 19, 1897)
1 ^^LANfOOK (f0M WHITE WHOPPED kE THOUGHT THE BEAR WAS ZEB THE possum hunter . 1 x.xkH°:.: ^h. HEADLIGHT, . THURSDAY, . .y. - AUG. ID., 1SD7 - ■ - - - ■ , - T Wilson River and Tillamook Stage ^1n<i‘UupiL8?n^rF;Ttb'w,‘“^ („f the »fts*» Proved to He a Fatal O,» £.“» *-« didn’t Ko. the Possum Hunter of the Tennes. XnnrXl" ’"'1";"1 H..droll..d hlmn^kX^ti^ w Won • Keputallou as a Marvelous ho K»t nmny a g,„„| nck in On Ct»w»r and Biter. length tin- fout Wi„ ovrr nn(, “Thur wus sum purty bad men around Smith wus a whopped man lip l »n i -¡(.jtar.er the wall,” mild Z‘ b White, out that he’dgot'Zity .nd l ^Ln i beI,,ssiim hunter of Tennessee, us bo gut was the same with th* b’ar. ns ln sudd*niv kijlipe alight one evening on th.' door- made off Into tin» woodt Whan r,„„ " „ Mobile the wurst critter of tile lot “ Zeb'w>,Hd’re K"' “"ll *,i,t ,u Mined Tom Smith. He didn’t J,ev i u°'1"f To’, part- „fain i.v. hut jest sorter liuug around nt g. I thought yo was a coward and dasn’t Tu Co'ners lie was powerful on the »tand up to me, but yo’v.. who1,IJ ,"“* „ but lie could fight fur ull thut, uml mo’ r ril “ n‘ 1 yo'r fri'-"11 I'iJebv everybody got skeered o’ him. He ruo . I vo alius bin reckoned powerful went about with a chip on his slioulder with my mills and teeth, but v<>' kin out nd blood in his eye till sum men moved mm'nr t " ny llu “1'“1 cri «‘ r *“ »>>« wnv to git el'ar o’ him. Fur sum reason Hate of lennessee. “ Ldidn't bother me fur n longtime, but “Was hi- badly used upf” I asked as thn one day wllun 1 'vunl: 1,o'vn to 11,0 L’o’m rs •lory seemed to be finished. ,0 sell «um pouauin pelts Tom was outer „„c •¡“‘’n’t/knsslya bit of clothlnB left ¿■ts and O| ened on me. He looks at mo ■ ndh Mt TOP ,Z> b’ "“"<1 be "-1" bruises 0 long time with a gluro in his oyo. Then and bite, and claw marks from head to l.e throws down his hat and jumps on It , mTn"11! ipht 8°twell from tin 111, but bls heart was broke. He knowed and yell» ■ “‘Whoopee! Zeb White, behold the tlmth "l’”*” 1,1111 wh«n he realized jumper from JuinpersvllleI I’ll bet my . i‘ b. “.w'..... b-v 11 61ck ‘»«n he ride ag in them possum pelts I kin out- took to bls bed and died in two weeks Ho jump yo’ hy six Inches! If yo’ nr’ a man stilt fur me the day he died, ami an hour with legs under yo’, oum out and try me befo be breathed his last be reached tur my band ami whispered: ■I Sit'd bi' was tryln to pick a quarrel,” a '. i.Zc.b 'Vhite‘ 1 c“"’» make out how yo’ mid Zeb, ”“.“i so I talked soft to him and did It, but yo’ dun made me holler fur the tried to git away. When I won|dn’t jump, first tlnio In my life, nnd I’m 1,rayin fur he wanted to I'ox or pi.il sticks, mid when death to cum. I’ve kinder thought yo’ J s ill hung oft he jumped on his hnt siim hCj ,,)Uzzsnws fastened t<i bands and feet, but that wouldn’t I o ac'in mure and hooted: yo’ and I bear no grudge. Goodbv. Zeb '"I'm the tallest tree on the Camber y<> bud mountings. I’ve stood up ag in n I hope to meet yo’ In the t’other land and hnrrlmno, e:id when llghtnin struck nt hev another tout to see who nr’ the best M. Qu.w ¡u 1 hit lack I'm dvln fur some varmint ",nn! T- C. M c N amer , P rop . I 1 Hs space belongs to hr. WJI. TATOM, o o o E mmet Q uick , D river - Leaves Forest Grove, 6 A. M., Sunday., Tuesdays and Thursday. Leaves Tillamook, 6 A.M., Mondays, Wednesdays <fc Fridays. TRIP IN TEN HOURS - FARE, 4 DOLLARS - ConnecU With 4 P. M. Train at Forest Grove. Finest xdshing in Oregon Along the Wilson River and its Tributaries. Giant Trees, R.*auti ful Scenery, University Falls and Good Accomodations. DENTIST: 3 Keep an eye 011 it for LTELS liis announcEniEnts THOMPSON-. ’Furniture Store and abinet Shop. I. very body Say, so. 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Everybody Kid lortor shoot him down, but I couldn’t «idl blood that way. It hurts me to this day to remember that I went home like u »lift cur, leaving that critter to crow over me, but my mind was made up to tackle him as soon as I felt like a man w in. When I got home, I was cryin, and the old woman scz to me, sez she: “ ‘Zeb, has the wnh broke out ag’in?’ “ ‘No.’ ■ ‘Then, what’s the matter?’ "'I’ve bin bluffed!’ ‘ “D’yo mean that Tom Smith has trowed over yo’?’ " ‘That's jest what he has, and I’m fo pesky weak in the knees that I bad to git •way from him.’ ‘Jest backed yo’ down, did he?’ "‘Hedid. It's the fust time in my life lever crawfished fur any human critter!’ “ Reckon it is, Zeb. I knows how yo’ feel, but yo’ couldn’t help it. If yo’d t»c- ktedhim, hu'd hev broke yo’ in two. I'll aright at it and nurse yo’ up, and in fo’ "■^kayo’ll be fit ten to whop Tom Smith ull he can't hoot. If yo’ hain’t, I’ll put •n yo* clothes and whop him myself!’ 'I felt better nrter that,” said Zeb, "though I couldn't get over the hurt to my feelins. One evenin about two weeks arter toe fuss anc when I was gainin ou it, but feelin much better, I was sittin right Jeu* when I cutched sight of a b’ar across toe road by them rocks. Plenty of b’ars tonnd yerc them days, as nobody had been »mt to kill ’em off. About the time I ’’tchod sight of the b’ar Tom Smith »Wed up. Ho had cum down to whop r‘e- He wasn't satisfied with blnffin me 6)wn, but he’d made threats to break all Jy hones. The old woman cotched sight Mm as soon us I did and got down the J* She meant to kill him if he cum iu ^teck ni . Tojn P:iw ln0 « sittin yere J. •topped right by that tree and ^’1 down his hat and yelled: Whoopee' I’m hungry fur the meat «lligati-r! I thirst fur the Wood of I’m lonely to meet up with a den i.^l^esna^es, »nd I can’t go home to- I've chawed the ear of a panther! 1 ar' that yo’ a-sottin thar?’ ‘‘har.’ D°yo’ call yo’self a man?’ *'°*awell man. If yo’ll gin me fo* ‘» mo , m Pun vo» out€r the kentry!’ tint f 8 tWa^’ i’ni a-perishin fur the p • mortal com I wit with sumbody! 11 cum out yere, Zeb White, yo’ kin wifi» iin<l feet nud I'll fight yo’ *ny teeth alone! Take pity on a i>er- a!*d CUID ou-« Whoopee! If yo’ i r Por® old father er loved yo r • *. yo d cum out and stand up to me!’ ’ sighed the old man, “he talked feit tJI1 1 Rot ,Uftd nn<l UP to tor iiV19 Idifl so that b’ar waltzed across • off i°n h‘® an<l fetched him i p*1 Shocked him ten fevt. Toni ¿¿J* ’* ® "l "tit thar without his stein »Vird WaR tickled to death ns he ril •»in Went iur b’ur. W’e heard him by .^hlte, I said yo’ wasn’t a man, *4 back. I didn't believe '^Ch! 1 UI'to me and my heart was •’•ha kk n’ t,ut J0’11 ««nd. and this »»inltof my life. 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