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TILLAMOOK
HEADLIGHT, THURSDAY, JULY82, 1897.
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facts
TERSELY
STATED
What the People of Tillamook Say
1 hat Kay <& I odd have the best stock of clothing in Tillamook
A CARD.
We take this method of Ihattk-
ingthe people of Tillamook Coun­
ty for the liberal patronage given
us since opening our store here.
We have endeavored to please
our customers by giving them the
very best value for their money,
and believe we have done so, from
the fact they are daily sending
others to us to trade, thus showing
our best advertisement to be the
goods we are selling.
We care little for the loud talk
of our would-be competitors, but
are willing to leave it to the good
judgement of the people of Tilla­
mook to decide as to the quality
and price of goods sold, and let
them render the verdict. \\'e will
be satisfied with their decision,
and still continue to furnish you
with the very best in our line for
ti e money.
They have the largest stock to select from
They carry the best stock of Underwear
They handle the finest line of Hats
They keep the best stock of shoes
They have the newest stock
They keep latest styles
They sell more goods
They sell cheaper
A nice line of Men's and
Boys Hats, Clothing and,
Shoes received on Steamer
Harrison too late for the
4th, but we have them and
will sell them very cheap.
They do business in their own name
They sell just what they advertise
They buy the best quality of goods to be had
They do not handle cheap John auction goods-
These are right direct from
the
We guarantee our goods just as we represent them, or your money refunded.
These facts should be carefully considered; abusiness house with this record
can be trusted.
In fact the goods they sell, give better satisfaction, last longer, and jit better
than goods bought elsewhere for the same money-
manufacturers and
all in the latest styles.
Remember the Place, Aiderman Building Tillamook.
Low Prices Quick Sales Small Profits
KL-A.Y & TODD,
Clotliiers and. Furnishers
T ì II cxzdd -C o I t :, Oregrorx.
I eonlilh’t be a fisli, for lie sa-.v it climb wanted to leli how lhe campers call) igi> t
Limb’s fl.ig pole. Brother Deputy ’ tisii at Netarts bay. Bait, he said there ,
Qnilhlriver, rose ami said, with a tragic [was no consideration. '1 hey took 11
wave of his liaml; “Atteml ye people uml piece of mutton, or even a piece of rag
Tlie Fisli Liar’» Club met in extra­
marvel; Behold, it hath devolved upon for bail, and a mouth organ or a jaw»
ordinary session last Monday evening
me, in visions of the night, to cull foitli I harp, and then proceeding to the banks,
The vhief-liar explained that the session
and reveal to yon lhe bidden wonders I threw out their lines and began to play;
was extraordinary heeuusii lhe experien­
Come hungry shiners in whose breasts
I of the vasty deep. Aeons since the
I.ove of good things revolves
ces narrated by I lie members bore such
' infinite Elohim, by the fiat of his omnip­ Come with your groundless fears oppressed
striking resemblance to the truth, that
And make this last resolve
otent will projected the univerce into
they might easily be mistaken for that
existence. He moulded the earth as a I I’ll take that bit of mutton in
rather scarce article.
got to starve or trust
school boy moulds a snow ball. He I To I’ve
doubt such folks would be a sin
The chief-liar called on the coroner to
patted it, ns a Biddy pats butter. It
I’ll swallow it or bust.
lead in the devotional exercises. The
came warm from his bunds. The
And you ought to see ’em haul the
latter lead a chapter in the book of J oiih I i earth steamed, vegetation sprouted, mid
shining beauties ill.
and temarked, by way of comment, that
When the player changed the tune to
then came the great ichthyosaurus, the
the more he read that story the more it plethyothaurus, the pletliiobobthiorac-
“Trust Iler Not, She’s Fooling Thee,”
impressed him. When a whole was thyo-biintio-calianglliio-----
not a ilarned li*h bit for hall an hour,
persuaded to throw up the only bit of
Gov. Bowers jumped up and drawing hut, “Come, Oh Come, Oh Come to Me”
for
a
meat he had b°en able to catch
an ox goad shouted that there gel brought them back in great numbers,
fortnight, and a Jewish prophet chose to darned populist speakin had to Slop
walk, when he had his steerage passage right where it was, If it wasn't he want­
Brown—You should not speak dispar­
with an tipper berth already paid for,
ed to know the reason why?
agingly
of Walker’s jokes.
something very moving must have oc-
Order being restored, the president
Robinson—And why not?
igno-
curred. Then again, to be thus
declared experiences in order.
Brown—Because they are not to be
niiniously spat into the middle of a con­
Brother Silversmith got the floor: lie laughed at.
gregation of fashionable Ninevites, was
wanted to tell about lhe time lie and Ihm
No-To-Bar for Fifty Cents.
embarrassing. What if it hart been an
i Bowers arid Johnson went to Garibaldi.
Guaranteed tobacco habit cure make» weak
audience of "ladies only ?” What would
1 Bowers and Johnson did lhe pulling, men strong> blood pure. 5bc.il Aii druggists.
they think? Would they mistake the land he furnished the breeze and steered
Settle Up.
oleaginous secretions on his hair for the
the boat. They made the distance in
All peisons knowing themselves in­
latest pomade, and would they like the
| just 3!> minutes «»^seconds 1 tell yon debted to the Tillamook Mill and
smell of his shinning garments? J oiih I i
boys, he added "that was the awfullest
must have seemed to Ills audience a (rip I ever took. The friction of the Lumber Company will please call at
once and settle, either by cash or note.
•lippery custom er and his yarn must
water against the boat was such that it Changes that have taken place in the
have sounded somewhat fishy. No
set the boat on lire half a dozen times,
wonder Jonah's sermons moved lhe and I had to dip up waler in my hat to membership of the company render
immediate settlement of all outstanding
Ninevites—it must have been extra-
put it out. The » coke roiled up m accounts abs-dntely necessary.
ordiimrvly strong. No wonder they east
clouds, and the perspiration rose from
Tillamook Mill & Lumber Co.
ashes on their beads, they needed some
Bower» ami Johnson iu sm lt steaming
suit of disinfectant. No wonder the clouds tll.1t Theo, l’arks rushed to the
1’astarnffc Notice.
Ninevites got scared when they saw
” f thinking a new »1 earner had come
persons
desiring to find good
Jonah, ami heard him, and smelled him, wharf,
.All 1
'. and a revenue officer tumbled on
who wouldn’t get scared if such a look­ in „for smuggled goods. If pH Stilli «gefor horses «ml cull«, will do
b..ar<l looking
well io see me »limit it. Price »reus
ing object should be spat at him by a
Cornell, or Cambridge wauteil to follow»
For yesrling l-V p«r month,
"bale, and then fall to preaching No Yale,
<>( |heir darned tubs and laml- 2 year ohi -0c, 3 year old 25c. Hor.es
bring
any
wonder Jonah left town immediately aft­
11.00 per monti» The
-
» pasture is on the
lubber yawps »1 ,1 ug
_ to row against him premise-of C. E. Thayer, hii I is on Ude
erward—lie must have beena great temp­
•
i
come
and Bower» and Johnson lei c“1
hind 1 will not •* responsible lor any
tation to the hunters after whale bait.
Bro. Bowers wanted to say a little l,',.t „tm k Parties desiring to pastine
No wonder when lie sat down—and the
lie
said,
stock
on the almve premie«» must make
more on the clam question.
arrangements with me Wore putting on
fl e» got him located he wanted to die
,.,y
clams
wont
bile
on
"
1 “some folk» say c..... -
their stock
Who wouldn’t tinder the circumstances?
fly. That’s w »here
------- they
. are away off
C. A. Bailey.
Hut that Imliy’s rattle, in the shape of a
fly
is
simply
a
Catching them with n
gourd full of worms, must have been lots
matter cf ecience Last week I went
of comfort to him.”
fishing for clams I took alsuit two
The coroner was having liis innings,
roils and HU imagi'iniy line resembling
ami would have kept the field indefinite­
.. .. With a long leader and a
the eqiiHtnr.
ly, but an interruption occurred, in the
.■¡le.;, do.eil hackle I made my first
shape of an antiquated goose egg thrown mi..«. YolioUglil to have seen the < lams
ia a
bv a brother, who don't like any irregu­ t'Hrtt.
Game-well I shmtl.l say »■>!
local disease
lar new fangled preachers. The eorom-r take it.
■d seven Let out of the wale! •nd
it lhe re.Blt <W cold, and
They jumped
remarked, that, fiom ll>e odor prevail­ Jteit'hat'fly. I «*"»'’» '”er
sudden cl-inal.c change..
Ml.«.
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It -in be cured by • ptaa"!
ing, lie judged it was about time for him
e,; clams Iiesides some n.zoibacks remedy which u epf-iled di­
uei keil
mtn th«
Hr-
•0 “sit on” something—so he sat on Lis
", wli-g- «"-» "fterward picked up rectly
and ,kH.| rtoumlers that the clams h.d iM-iatckly a -orhwl it ghee
chair.
rri ef MOD CCS
Bro. “Shaver” arose to ask a question 70 d
thrashing around after being
He wanted know whether ‘ Skookum' killed in
Was a bird, a Irenal, a reptile or a fish? b,Brko*her Bill« h.m, from XeUrt», wa«
FISH LIAR’S CLUB
CATARRH
Ely's Cream Balm
He had ■up|»cwe<1 it mi animal, but it H,» next »peaker. He »»id
h"<l«CRle*;
he thought it a reptile,
e.ubanased io th.
bit it didn't crawl on its belly. It was hart of St-J«»««1" tlub’ b
11 la bird for it hadn’t any wings* si»d it
J
The latest: Celluloid Photos, HHIllpleS
now on display at Hein’s Art Studio.
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H CBS. M * arr-
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Hundreds of tlionaandN have been iti-
DIHKCTORY.
diicotl to try (’liniiiberlHin’H Cough Rein- i
edy by reading what it I irm done for
COUNTY OFFICIALS:
others, mid having tested its merit» for
themselves are today its warmest friends. iJudge
W. W.C ondem
II) I’. H arvey
For sale by S.J. Sturgeon ‘ Commissioner
You may hunt the world over and
you will not find another medicine equal
To Cure Constipation Forever.
CI io I pia hiii I
Take Casca rets Candy Cathartic. 10c ortfc. to Chamberlain's Colic,
If C. C. C. full to cure, druggists refund money. Diarrhoea Remedy for bowel complaints.
For
Ln Sinceridad clear Havana cigars a It is pleasant, safe and reliable.
sale by S. J. Sturgeon.
Lamb’s.
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If you want something nice for the floor
of your store building or dining room, o-
any iincarpeted room that requires
sweeping try “Duttine.” This article is
an oil that prevenís dust from raising in
fiont of lhe broom, and does wav with
lhe necessity of sprinkling. For sale al
C. E. Reynolds.
Thin 1« Your Opportunity’s
On receipt of ten cents, caah or stamps,
a generous sample will be mailed of the
most popular Catarrh and Hay Fever Cure
(Ely’s Cream Balm) sufficient to demou>
strata the great merits of the remedy.
ELY BROTHERS,
66 Warren St., New York City.
Rev. John Reid, Jr., of Great Falls,Mont.,
Ixjrd Lancaster cigars at Lamb’s.
* recommended Elv’i Cream Balm to me. I
can emphasize bin statement, “It ia a poei-
You want to paint your kitchen floor, tive cure for catarrh if used as directed.”—
and the place to go for the paint is C Rev. Francis W. Poole. Pastor Central Pres.
E. Reynolds, he bat, just what you Church, Helena, Mont.
Ely’s Cream Balm is the acknowledged
want-
cure for catarrh and eontning no mercury
nor any injurious drug. Price, 50 cents.
Hairy ICanch for Sale.
A No. 1 dairy ranch of 160 acres, 4/4
miles north east of Tillamook, First
class in every respect, Good house,
barn ami dairy house. 30 cows now on
lhe lancli
Will sell with or without
stock.
For further particulars inquire of
Peter Biant. Tillamook, Ore.,
If
I'ublir Sale.
I will sell nt pnblii* auction, nt my
place
on Long - Prairie, ■ on July
.
- - 6lh
. . 189.7’
nil my personal propertv consisting in
’ , 18
part of 3 ‘ horses, 5 ' * head *' of ' cattle,
fiend of sheep, liarness, plows, stoVtes,
sewing inselline brilslemlB etc , etc.
Terms of sale:—All slims tinder |5 00
«salí Ove i
00 6 months lime on
approved security.
Levi Hudson.
WANTED-AN IDEA^“!^
thing to patent? Protect your id eaa ; they may
bring you wealth. Write JOHN WEDDfClG
BURN & CO., Patent Attorneys, Washington,
D. C., for their 91,WW prize offer.
Fits
Cured
from rr.A.Journal of MolirOu
Trot. W. H. Peekr, who
make» a speciHlty of
Epilepay, han without
doubt treated and cur­
ed )noreta»i i than any
| living Physician ; his
I auccesa
aucceaa is astonishing,
astonishing.
We have heard of easel
of so yea ■' standing
cured by
him. Hl
publishes«
valuable
work on
t R iIS d 1s-
eawe, whir h
he sends
»with
a
large bot­
tle of his absolute cure, free to any sufferers
who 1 iay send their P. O. and Expr- s address.
We advtse anv one wishing a cure to address
t-rof.W. H. PEEKE, F. !>., 4 Cedar St .. Bew York
Don’t Tobacco Mpit and Smoke Year I Ifc Anaj,
Second ¡-[and Store
To quit tobacco easily and forever, be mat
nelic. full of hie, nerve and vigor, take No To-
Bac. the wonder worker, that makes weak men
atroug. All druggist*, 50c or II. Cure guaran­
teed
Booklet and aampie free.
Address
Hurling Remedy Co, Chicago or New York.
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Go to W E Page’s
Second Hand Store
Catarrh Cannot be Cure«!
f<>r bargain* in all kinds of Second
Hand guuda. I buy all kin«H of
K< hh I m of any value mid pay chs I»
orezt'haiige other goods (or name.
I keep a full line of Stoves, Hewing
Ma« bine*, Lumps, Tinware, Cr<*k-
ery, Car|»ets mol everything Li (he
line of aec«md hand go<>4«
I also
repiii» Boots and Hlioes and vowing
M achinea and warrant a g«H«d job
or no pay Call and see me.
W. E. PISE, Fnpriitir,
Tillamook, Oregon.
»«4 c>a»aes the n-««) P**“£*’
felt
be
There is no belter cigar made than La
Sinceridad-at Lamb’s.
'l he only first class cigars in the city
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at Lamb’s.
I
with LOCAL A PPI.ICATIONM, a« they r .»»not
reach the seat of tha diwan«*. Catairh i«a hlood
or con«tltiitional disease. and III order to «-are it
yov must take internal remedies Hall'»» alarrh
Cure i" taken internally and acta directly oti
the blood and fnu«**ous surtacM. Ilall'a Catarrh
('■re 1« not a quack medicine. It waa prewribed
by one of the best physicians In tlii« country for
year», and ia a regular prescription
It ia corn-
powd of the br-at tunica known, combined with
the beat blood pur I •♦r*. acting directly on the
mono»»» aurfa'-ew. The perfect combination of
th«* two ingredient« is what prodncea such won­
derful results in curlug Catarrh. fcend lot tes­
timonials free
F J. < hevey At Co . Props , Toledo O
Mold by all druggist«. price 75c
I
Hall’s Family pills are the beat.
IC.H. WllKELER
Clerk..............................
J. 1). K dwardm
Sheriff. ..........................
J. H. J ackson
Treasurer
.........
J ohn B akker
Assessor
.J. S. 8T REMEN»
Hurveyor
A. M. Almi in
School Superintendent
G. a . W alker
Coroner
...
...... E.
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R eynolds
Deput«* l’< osecuting Attorney C laude T h ay er
C-.cuit Court convenes the 4th Monday in
/.ngiist, Pint an adjourned term is generally
held ill the spring
County Court meets the first Mondays of Jan­
uary, March, Mny, July, September and No­
vember. CoininiNHioiiers court on the Wednes­
days following.
PRECINCT:
Justice of lite Peace
. G. W. S appington
on »table
H. V. A nderson
CITY OFFICIAL«.
Mayor .......
G eo . C ohn
. N ki . h T iiomphon
C arl K m dkon
Council I
<’. II. H aoi ky
..
( E R eynolds
.11. !•' G oodxpi ed
Recorder
............... U. N. D kew
H oward <’ ary
Treasurer
Marshal...
C l ydk C lements
SCHOOL BOARD
M W. Harrison
H L- Eddy, ami G. A.
Edmunds.—Clerk, A. G. Reynolds.
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
C hmistian C ih ' rch :----- Rev. H. G.
DalUt«
paatoi St rviceaon Hundaya ¡it 11 o’clot k A M
and at 7 30 P M. until further notice.
M. E U4UR< h :— Rev. R. M. Corner, pastor.
Preaching; service at 11 A. M. and 7 30 I* M.
every Sunday.
Bunday school at 10 A. M.
< I mmm meeting at 13 M. Piayer meeting every
Thursday nt 7 P. M.
S. D. A C hi ' mch
Mabbafh school every Sab­
bath (Haturday) at 10:30 A. M followed by
preaching ot
Bible >»tudy
Pia>erineetiug
every Wednesday evening Trsi't and tnisMlon-
ary meeting Sundays at 10.30 A M.
H. C. TABOR, Conference Laborer
SOCIETY DIRF.CTOMY.
A.O. r. W
Meet« every Monday night nt 7
»• m lol O. O F Hall. Myron I'erldns M W ,
D. T. Kdinuiidn, Kecotder.
HOOK ft LADDER CO. -Meet« A1 at Wednes­
day night of each month in City Hall
W. F.
D. Jones. President; John K. Tuttle Chief. Tom
Conte«, Hecrelary.
M orning A tar R khkkam LorxiR No $2 I O
O. F — Meets on the flr«t and third Wedu«o>day
«veiling* In each month. Mr« C M Newman,
N. G . MI m » L- Foland, V.G ; J<»r Petre, Mec.
G. A. R.—Meets first Msturday of ea«h
month at 1 I’ M. in I O O. F Hall. C N
Drew, Adjutant, I*. Hi ant, Comniander.
1.0 o F —M««Devery Tuesday nisht at "
i* m in I O. O. F Hull C. I’. Knudson N G.
Win
OI mhi , Rec. Meiretary;
W. J. May
Per. Hecretary.
Al.HER « AMP.—No. an». Woodmen of th«
World, moots every Friday night in W of w.
hall
K.
R
II ays ,
( omul, Otto Heins,
cl«rlt.
A FJk A M.—Meet* first Saturday night of
••arh moitth III Mavoiii«' Hall
R. k liny;»
W MFR Deale, Secretary
JOHNSON CHAPTER NO 24 - Meet« at 7 30 F
M on the jrd Saturday of each month ft
Mawontc Hall
J W Maxwell, H P, W. U
I onder. Hei-retary
SILVER W AVE CHAPTER. No fj O. E H
Meets and and 4th Hatiirmys «»t ea^« month
Mrs. G U . J i ttit, W M
L Coat. « *rrretary
HAY < 1TY f OD JE DIRECTORY
U nity k»-RF< rah I xhjgk No m 1.0. <1 F.—
Meet« >nd and 4th Tuesdays. Mr«.
FH/. a I m th
Pye. N G . Mrs. Frank Long, V G., J. J Pye*
Hecretary
flAVCfW L n I No. .OJ A FJk A M
Me>->
2 m «I ami 40» Saturdays In each month.
<>us
Nelson W M C H Hick». M
U
Alfred
M tgiiutoU. J. W.,Geo. W Kiger, Hecretary
Mf«f * M CifAFTVR No. 2o O. E A.—Meet- i«C
a ml 3rd Tuesdays In each month.
Mr". Ella
Wood. W M , Gua Nelson, U P Mrs. Maybel
Kiger, A M ,(’ H flicks. Secretary.
P acific Ixirx*« No 1O5 I O. O. F- -Meets
Friday« la-lore >nd 4th Saturday« and every
Mother Saturday In the mouth
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,G , Alfred l*eaue, V.G, J J. Pye, Sc retar