Dfaln’t Want
The IltCADUOiir man *»•» saunh-rmg
down the street the other day looking
lor «tray items, when he was aceosted By
a defeated candidate thusly : “Huy, come
and take »»metliiug
The editor thought |M>litivn had died
out and wondered what ax* was to be
ground now. He is strictly temperate,
but thought he’d lay his principles aside
this lime, and see what was the matter.
So the pair went into Hadleys gilded
palace of sin and took a few drops <>i his
elixir of life. Mr. Jieieated Candidate
then said :
•‘Well, the ele< ii«m is uv* r, ami I’m
glad of it. I’m gki.l 1 was defeated I
didn't want it, and I <u*d cm so all the
time.”
Of course, the quill pusher coincided
with him and started to saunter away,
hut I). F. followed along, explaining how
it was. Just as the editor started to turn
in at the Bakery to see t narley Hem
street about some Epwor B league Bus
iness, the 1) F. whisper'd “Let’s go
into('harlevSmith’s.” Agai they passed
through the portals <4 temptation and
looked at the glittering ar. .y of Satan’s
wares behind the bar. Mi. I’ F. said to
set out something, and tin* soft-handed,
white-aproned gentleman behind the
bar, with his hair part- d in the middle,
put out some aqua vita-, which a as soon
lost to view.
The man of pencils then started awav,
but was burton-holed by the I). F., who
gently led him to Lamb’s book store.
There he purchased some neatly rolled
Havana weeds, and they retired to Lamb’s
back room.
The 1> L went on :
“No, 1 didn’t want the office. I was in
the liandw of my friends, mid 1 lold all of
tlietn not to work for me. Of course, I’d
been elected,i f all my party bad stood by
by me. but I’m better off the way it is
You see, I never went around nor spent
any money. Oh! if I’d got out and
worked a little I’d been elected just as
easy as not. Hut I didn’t want it.”
The scribe acquiesed . The I). F. then
became pathetic, and as the tears rolled
down l.is cheeks lie reiterated that “lie
didn’t want the office.” He pulled out
a bandana hankerehief, monped his man
ly brow and tried to smother his sobs,
and during this performance quill man
stole gently away, convinced that the I).
F. did want the office.
Obituary.
D ied —Mary Simmons, wife of E T.
Simmons, in Portland, June 13, 1894,
aged 25 years.
Mrs. Simmons, nee Mary Williams,
was well known in this place, having
grown up here from childhood. She was
born in Australia, but her parents moved
to California while she was very young,
and a little later to this county where
they have resided since.
She was married November 26, 1892,
to Mr. E. T. Simmons, a commission
merchant of Portland, ami resided there
until her death Her parents, one sister
and several brothers survive her.
The remains were brought to this place
for interment, ami the funeral occurred
Sunday, Rev. McLachlan conducting the
funeral service, after which the body was
laid to rest in I. O. O. F. cemetery.
The church was crowded during the
services, and a very large procession of
friends followed to the cemetery.
The bereaved husband and the relatives
of the deceased, have the sympathy of |
the public, as Mrs. Simmons had many ■
warm friends here, and was a general
favorite among the young people here be
fore she made her residence in Portland
It is understood that H. F. Hoodspeed
will be our next deput}* sheriff, and that
Tom Coates will be deputy county clerk,
as soon as the new officials take their
seats.
illiams ,
A lfred \\
Tillamook
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All kinds of turning done to order.
First class in EVEry rEspECt; bESt accommodations in ths
Mouldings and brackets of all kinds.
city. HsadquartErs far the traveling public Located
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Proprietors of
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The Electric
Light System
We make the very lowest prices on
cash orders. Sawing done with accuracy.
Spruce, Fir and
Cedar Lumber
in stuck at our yard which ia located
ill the heart of the City of Tillamook.
Tillamoo^, Oregon.
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LARGEST
HOUSE.
Good Accomodations.
Proprietor.
“The Alderman”
The present proprietor has just assumed management
of this hotel, and respectfully solicits a share of the
patronage of the public. SAMPLE ROOMS.
CENTRALLY LOCATED-
Tli-LAMCOK,
CONVENIENT TO BOAT LANDING.
OREGON
A llen H ouse ,
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Interest paid on time deposits.
Exchange on
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Centrally Located.
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Manager
HOLTON HOUSE,
Sweden and all foreign countries.
Tillamook,
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PORTLAND, OREGON.
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COR. 4TH & ALDER STS.
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Strictly First Class.
European Plan.
P. West 8lde R. R Walting
Room and Ticket office.
BLACKSMITH.
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Wagon making, and all kinds of Wood-work
and General
Blacksmithing done.
Mill
BUREAU SALOON,
Machinery Repaired.
C. H. SMITH, Prop’r.
Wagons Made to Order.
Hoi se shoeing a Specialty.
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ORE.
W ines , L iquors and C igars .
Weinhardt's Beer on Draught
^tBanjEi Louige
Leaves Tillamook City
Twice a day for all
All ¡Klints on
THE BAY
Leaves at 8:00 A. M. and 2:00 I*. M.
making two round tri|>s of over thirty j
miles each, taking in the towns, bay
scenery and beach views.
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