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TILLAMOOK, OREGON. THURSDAY.
AUGUST 4.
1392.
$1.50 Per Year.
professional cards .
FRIENDS—AND FRIENDSHIP
V. «JOHNSON. M. D.
®c«os next door to Temperance Parlore.
Tillamook, - Oregon.
ON SALE
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£. »ELPH,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
■ILLAMOOK,
Onco on a time -perhaf« ’twna when
Haroun al Rust-hid ruled two men
Greeted each other at the Kate
Of Bagdad, famed throughout the state.
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OREGON.
OM AH A
Kansas City and St. Paul,
(¡[IlCACO, jlT. LDUig,
.MAULSBY,
Attorney-at-Law.
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,ry 1'uhUc and Real Estete Convevuncer.
W. SEVERANCE,
I) k r UT Y-DI STRI CT- A ttoh M F. V,
djudicial District,for Tillamook County
TILLAMOOK,
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OREGON.
UDE THAYER,
East, North and South.
Pullman Sleepers.
Colonist Sleepers,
Reclining Chair Cars
and Diners.
Oregon State Normal School.
MONMOUTH, OR.
The Leading Normal School of the North West.
St.smer, from Portland to San Francisco every
Four days.
Attorney-at-Law.
TILLAMOOK, OREGON.
TlCJÇETg T?roA" EU^opE
B oard or R egents :—Benjamin Schofield, President; J. K. V. Butler, Secretary
E x -O fficio :—llis Excellency Governor Sylvester Penr.oyer; lion E. 15.
McElroy, Superintendent of Public ius'ruetiou ; lion. G W. McBride, Sec
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retary of State; Hon Jacob Vorhees, Hon. A. Noltner, J. C. White, Hon.
W. 11. Holmes, Alfred Lacv, Hou 1*. W. Haley, and lion. J. J. Daly.
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I The .State Normal is a live school, rapidly growing, and continually adding to its
facilities for the special training ol teachers. Its graduate» are in cmund to
Por ratea aa.l generai inforination cali on or |
fill good positions A gain of 80 per cent in attendance was made last year.
& E. THAYER,
address,
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An enrollment of 500 is anticipated for the next year. New niembers have
W. H. H urlbtrt , Asaf. Gen Pass Agt.
been added to the faculty, and additional apparatus supplied
A diploma
BANKFCKS.
254 Washington St.,
from the school entitles one to teach in any county in the state uilliout fur-1
General Banking and Exchange business,
Portland, Oregon.
tlier examination.
itereat paid on time deposits.
MISCELLANEOUS.
Exchange on England, Belgium, Germany,
reden aad all foreign countries.
TILLAMOOK,
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Normal,
SOCIETY DIRECTORY.
I •G. A. R.—Meet* first and third Wednesday of
each month at 1 c. m . in G. A. R. Hal!. C. n .
D rew , A djutant . F. S everance , C om man her .
F. LARSON,
1.0,0. F.—Meets every Tuesday night at 7:3o
p. m . in I. O. O. F Hull. F. S everance , N. G.
W m . O lsen , R ec . S kc ’ y .
BLACKSMITH.
A. F. & A. M.—Meets first Saturday night of
each month in I. O. O. F. Mall. H. V. V.
J ohnson , W. M. B. C. L amb , S ec ’ y .
Agon» making, aud all kind* of Wood-work
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Meet*first
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m ., of
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t«. Saturday,
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month
I. O. O. F-
Hall. J.
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and General Blacksmithing done. Miii i ■ each
H. 1*., A. P. W ilson , S rc ’ y .
Machinery Repaired.
A. O. IT. W.—Meets every Monday night at 7
p. M. in G. A. R. Hal), C. N. D rew , M. W. A.
gp* Horse-shoeing a Specialty.
.W. S everance , R ecorder .
I HOOK & LADDER CO.-Meet« oil firKt Tues
TILLAMOOK, OKS.
day nitfht nt each month in City Hall. A. 1*.
VV ilho X. P khsioknt . C. N. D kew , C hief . C.
H F keas . Sr.c’v.
Normal Advanced, Business, Music and Art Departments.
Special advantages In Vocal and Instrumental M USlC.
A Year at School for $1.50.
Tuition reduced to $6.25 for Nurmal, and |5 <X) for Sub Normal, |x-f term of ten
weeks Board at Normal Dating Hall, |1 50 per week. Furnished rooms
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$1.00 per week. Board and lodging in private families <3.60 per week.
Beautiful and healthful Iceation. No saloons. First term opens Sept 20
For catalogue address
I’. L. C ampbell , A. B., 1‘res.
or
J . M. P owkij ., A. M , Vice Pres.
“Oh, friend.” the first exclaimed. -now. nay
Why gleam your eye* so bright today
While mine are filled with tears, that run
To lose themselves my beard among?”
“Know then. I have a friend must dear
In Kandahar Ibis many a year.
Who now has corue my lol to share.
My thoughts, iny house, my work, .nr
fare!”
“Ah!” cried the first, “my friend has gone
Whose face I’ve daily looked upon.
Forever from my sight he’s passed
Across Arabia’s desert vast!”
Just then they heard the muezzin’s call,
“Come, come to prayer!” from turret tali.
And dacli, with closed eursand bowed head
“Allah il Allah! Kismet!” said.
Then parted; one with Hying feet.
His thoughts on intercourse mnat sweet.
The other, slow, with stifled groan.
To muse upon his friend, alono.
When some ten years had passed away
The two men met again, one day
The solitary man seemed glad.
The other, downcast, tired and sad.
“Oh, friend,” the first one cried, ”1 fear
You’ve lost the one you held so dearl
What else could chance your joy to mar
In him. who came from Kandahar?’
“Aina!” the other cried, “we still
Abide together and fulfill
The treadmill round of dally !ifo;
Then* is no bickering nor strife.
All’s courteous, civil, decent yet
1 feel, deep down, a keen regret;
Hu shares my house, my work, iny fare.
But in iny thoughts he doesn't share!
You’re glad today-your friend’s returned
From o'er the desert?” “Nay, 1 yearned
To see him, but 1 might not see;
Yet well 1 knew his love for me
And would not shame that love. I tried
To live as though he stood beside
To warn, to comfort, and to blesa.
So grows our friendship more, not less.*’
The other answered with a sigh.
Just then, from out a turret high.
The muezzin’s voice rose clear und loud,
“Corue. come to prayer!” Each head was
bowed;
And as the sun set, round and red,
“Allah II Allah! Kisinutl” said.
Oh, heed the moral well. I pray!
A friend may go and friendship stay
Or cornu ami friendship fly away
“Allah II Allah! Kismet!” say
■Arthur Chamberlain in Boston Common
wealth.
Photograph Ing a Ku I let.
An ap[»aratuH for photographing
in flight consists of a box
he
est
lace to
nvest bullets
lined with black cloth, in which the
Mr*. J. JOHN8ON
IssL. J. RUQGLE8
photographic plate is exjxisoil, of an
M. E C hurch :—Religious services conducted
electrical condenser formed of a plate
Magnificent
Timber
by the Pastor every Sunday at n A. M. Mrs.
UGGLES & JOHNSON,
of glass about a foot square; of a
Richardson will conduct the services in the
•morning of the first and third Sundays, and
Rich. Coal Deposits
smaller condenser, in the form of u
Rev. Mr. McDoughty the second Sunday Sun
bottle, to act as a starter of the »quirk,
day
School
every
Sunday
at
2:30
P.
M.
Prayer
MILLINERY AND DRESS
meeting every Wednesday even'Dg. Itev, G. W.
Productive Farm Land. and of a system of wire circuit« and
R ichardson , P astor .
knolis to give the spark which throws
MAKING.
tho shadow of the bullet on the plate
M. E. C hurch S outh First Sunday in each
Month at Long Prairie at u: 00 A. M. and 7.OO
and thus takes the photograph. The
lata, llrM. Trimming* and a General Aaaort- P. M. Second and fourth Sundays at Chapel in
bullet enters and leaves the lx»x by
ment of Millinery Good*. We always keep Tillamook. A. M. and P. M., and at Lattimer
School house at 2:30 I’. M. Third Sunday at BriTBtiy now while lots are cheap.
For full particulars call ou or address: two holes covered with pu|x»r to ex
Pleasant Valiev 11:00 A. M. and 7.00 p. M
the latest styles.
elude the light, and in passing the
Fith Sunday at'Hebo. R ev . C. W. C ross , P as
HENRY TOEHL, Nehalem. Ore., or NEHALEM MILL CO., Astoria, Ore.
I tor
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plate the bullet touches the terminals
T illamook , O re .
N**r Court Houae,
of two wires composed of thin lead
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wire, thus partially completing the
'ILLAMOOK LAUNDRY.
I.. H iner , Pre*, and Manager.
circuit.
I Wm. Eberman, Vice President
A small flash passes from the
Wm. D. Stillwell. Treasurer,
LESTER HART, PROPRIETOR. L. Crenshaw, Secretary,
smaller condenser, causing a largei
Win. Barker, Superintendent
Washing gathered and delivered every
flash to ¡»ass between the knot»» of
,Mk. Work done on short notlcewhen desired,
the plate condenxei inside the box.
tarched shirts lscts each. Common Shirt» and
and this flash, lasting less than a
rawera, k to lOcta each. Family washing and
millionth of a se»i»n<l. takes the pho
a,,
----- manufacturers of anl > dealers in ai . i . KINDS OF------- 4.----- r 9
rwnlug, 50ct> perdoaen.
tograph of the bullet no lens being
Salts cleaned to order.
employed.—New York World.
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Tillaïqoolç Lumbering Company,
TILLAMOOK, OIK.
and
Rough
ENTRAL MARKET,
Merchantable
Dressed
Lumber
L. H. BROWN, P roprietor .
•he best Beef, Veal, Pork and Mutton always
on hand. Eggs. Butter, Vegetables and
Chickens bought and sold.
Satisfaction guaranteed to every one.
Shop opposite the Graud Central.
ALL ORDERS
FILLED PROMPTLY
TILLAMOOK. OBE.
ILLAMOOK LIVERY STABLE,
HE best investment yon can make
is to insure your life, and thus pro
vide your estate with cash at your death,
or if you live, give you a sum of money
JONES B ros . P roprietors .
Flrat-cla** tingle and double turn-outa kept on
hand. Boarding and trauaient stock cared
for.
a few years later.
T illamook , ore .
T he
Carlyle’»» F.fiort.
MASSACHUSETTS MUTUAL LlEE INSURANCE CO.
Write the best policy, guaranteeing you cash and paid up insurance every year,
so you cannot lose your money in case of misfortune. Send me your name and
j^CRE TRACTS AND
T own L ots .
age and I will seud you a sample policy.
W. F. 0. JOKES, Local Aft.
K«r Ml« at reaaonable price« and 0,1 favorable
term». Location beat In the city of Tilla
mook.
H. G. COLTON, Gen’l Af’t. 33 Stark It-, Portliii, Oro.
CAFF. WM. I). STILLWRLL,
T illa M ook ,
ORK.
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THE S™AUGUSTA.
Will make regular trip*, the weather perm
Ing, from
T illamook to astoria and P ortland .
F«r Freight rates or Passage, apply to
P. SCHRADER. Master.
SHILOHS
CONSUMPTION
CURE.
General Merchandise.
Thev keep on hands at their store in
Hobsonville the largest stock of goods
in Tillamook County
“ Our stock consiM» of Dry (ioxb. Clothing. Boots ami Shoes. Huts, C«1»
gud Notions. Groceries, Crockery, »nd Qnee..ew»r”
b,n”“’
H.ir.andi’.n.ent, Hurdw.re .nd N.ih. fW“S|»«ial «ttenUon give« to
filling ordeis for goods in jobbing
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A gents for
T1LU|(OO|[ u| FR1||C|SCB |R0 WAT PHTS
Kokos roplar trips aloof osory two wooks, tho woathor hr*itti«f.
The f.»t «iling Sr«. T. ucmz . I... been .pccially Sited np ter c.rry.ng p..-
teogers. Following *re the rate»:
CABIN PA88AGK..............
ROUND TRIP,.....................
HTEEKAGE one way I...........
Freight. (GenerM Merchandise;
11« and HI» Wit«.
Wife—1 need a little more money
Husband—It is only two days
since----
Wife—Now, see here I I want you
to understand that 1 wouldn't ask fot
money if 1 didn’t need it, and 1 don't
intend to lx» reminded that it's on I)
two days since you gave me some I
am not u child. nor a menial, nor n
slave, to be treated like an ii-rex]x»n
Bible being, and I just want you to
know that 1 won't stand it either, so
there now I I’ve got just as mticli
right to your money us you have, ho
there now, you---
Husband- My dear. I was merely
going to remark that it is only tw»
days since I drew my salary, mid yoi
could have all you wanted. Ne*
York Weekly.
»15.
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...*».
H per ton
''A
Carlyle tried to make the J Hl IX
proud English iisliumtxl of then gen
tility. rewpectability aud rubbish
He taught that work was noblo. idle
nexx shameful. that ladiexaud g< u
tleinen who live to please themxeiviv
live the life of a lieast -of the |«««lli
on their hearth rug, that duty 1101
pleasure, was "our living's end aim
aim;” that realities were lx-ttei than
shams But to make the tip|»-i
middle claaxes" swallow all this l><
wax obliged to disguise the meiliei
nal truth, not exactly in ueetai lull
in a Scotch [«»iTidge maimfacturtsi
for the purpoHe, a notable sham of
his own. — "Life und Letters of Num
uel Balmer.”
The t'nn»rr»r.
A school bcxird inx|xx-tor axk»*d n
small |»upil of what the surface of
the earth consists, und wax prompt!)
answered. "Lun<l nn<l water.” ti<-
varied the question slightly, that the
fact might be iinprexxcd on the buy s
mind, aud asked
“What. then, do land aud water
make?”
To which came the immediate re
spouse, "Mud.”—Loudon Tit Bits
BARBER AND DENTIST.
One popular myth of tho South
Sea islanders exprewiea the very poet 1 Tlse Shrewd Kniglit of tla«s Racor Wanted
an AilvertisuineitG
ical belief that tho Island of Tonga-
Dr. Wills, an English resident of
reva was fished out of the bottom of
the sea by a gotl, who used for the Persia, was talking with the bother
pur]>oBe the tail of the constellation who hod come as usual to shave and
Scorpio, baiting tjiis remarkable shampoo him. “Why not do me the
hook with a star. Another divinity honor to come just over to my Bhop?”
accomplished a work of great benefi said the barber. “It Would do yotl
cence by regulating tho sun. The harm,’’answered Dr. Wills, “if tho
orb of day used to have a trick of peoplo Were to know that you shaved
setting almost as soon as it had in tmbeliever." “Not a bit of it,
risen, so that it was im]x>ssible to get lahib. I would sliavo the evil one
through any work. Even an oven himself if he were only open handed |
of foixl could not be pnquired and end I should be resjMicted for it, par
cooked Ixtfore darkness came on. So ticularly if”—with n chuckle—“! kept
the deity Maui carefully plaited six tight hold of his nose."
Hassan, the l»arl»er, had tight hold
great ropes of strong cocoanut fiber,
making nooses in them, and with : of tho Englishman's nose at that mo
these be sought the hole at the edge ment, and as ho was just going over
of the sky through which the sun the region above Adam's apple with
climbs up from tho nether world his keen razor there Was no replying
to his joke.
each morning.
"You should see me draw teeth—
At this point of exit from the land
of ghosts into the heavens the six such teeth I” added the barber. "You,
nooses were placed. They entrapped doctor, who only draw the teeth of
the sun, and that luminary was glad princes and gentry, you have never
to agree to lx» in future more delilxir- seen such teeth, even in a dream.”
ate in his movements, so as to enablo Here he drew his fingers, dipped in
the inhabitants of the eurtb to get water over his client’s chin—they do
through their employments.—E:,- not lather in tho east—and added
with unction, “Such teeth—teeth
change.
with five roots 1"
Greek and Latin.
Dr. Wills could not remonstrate,
I am afraid that tradition is likely for Hassan had him by the nose
to bo too strong for us, and that the again, and his razor was still playing
old story will go on for a long time in dangerous places. Tho conversa
to como;*that Latin and Greek will tion ended by the Englishman's prom
still lie the staple of education, and ising to visit the barber at his shop.
that the making of Latin and Greek
Ihissan had no sooner gathered up
verst's will l>o the intellectual exer his trai>s and retired with dignity
cise of the boys of the future as it than the servant of Dr. Wills began
has been of the boy's of the past. I to expostulate.
ilo not for if moment deny that tlioro
“You won't go, sir, of course,”
are masterpieces of lx»autiful form ho began, as ho handed liis master a
in old literature. To deny it would towel.
be absurd. 1 should be very sorry,
“Won’t go I Indeed I shall. Why
for my part, to give up the knowl not, pray?"
edge 1 have of theso languages, and
“Ah, you sahibs aro always token
I remember what an era it was in in. Don’t you see, sahib, why ho
the expansion of my own thought wants you to come? He will Say
when first I was sot to work on the you have conio to learn from him.”
Republic of Plato.
The Englishman was amused, tuid
But when we speak of Greek and nt tho time appointed lie wont to
Latin literature, 1 suppose it is like Hassan's shop, and was received with
English and French literature in this »exulierant welcome.
respect, that it contains good, bad
“Your footsteps are on my eyes |
anil indifferent. It is a great mis you are indeed welcome; you honor
take to think that everybody who my poor establishment.”
wrote in Greek wrote beautifully, or
The place was "clean as it new
that every work composed in Latin pin." Vases of the Narcissus poeti*
alxmt the Augustan era is a model to cus filkxl it with fragrance, and cus
admire and imitate.—Archbishop tomers wero plentiful.
Thomson.
Heads wero shaved; arms were
bled; a rheumatic sufferer lay down
He Had Studied.
It is to bo feared that even in the and received three severe burns with
United States so called lilierally edu a hot iron, for which he seemed duly
cated men aro sometimes ignorant of grateful; and finally Hassan "ac
many simple and useful things-, but tually extracted a jiart of a tooth—in
what shall be said of the state of edu three acts and it prologue, with an
interval of fivo minutes after each."
cation in China?
At tho end a largo piece camo
It is exivedingly common to find
men who have »[»cut more years in away.
"Ah,” said the triumphant barber,
study than they can remember, who
yet cannot read the simplest collo "that was where tho pain was I” Anil
quial I took, nor rejieat apage of what the ]»ationt went out With his cheek
in his hand.
they havo studied.
Itr. Wills soon followed, but was
A few month« ago the writer met
in a dispeiirxiry a man who seemed hardly in his own courtyard liefore
to lx» examining his tally card with a his servant entered, i»ale with rage.
"Sahib! Oh, sahib 1” ho began. "1
minute attention which indicated
that lie recognized the characters. said it I 1 knew it! Ho has done it;
Tho latter were few and simple, 1 knew ho would I There he stands,
merely indicating bis surname and the rascal, explaining to tho two
merchant«, your ¡xitient», that you—
number, “Wang, Number 236."
On being asked if lie knew the uh, that I should live to sou tho day I
character» by sight, lie replied that — that you havo come to him at your
ho recognized "about half of them.” own request to take a lesson in tooth
“Am? have you studied at school?” drawing I"—Youth’s Conqianion.
“Oh, yes ”
Knew Illa lluahi«***.
“How long have you studied?”
The clothing man had printed a
"Twelve years.” — "Chinese Char
big advertisement, and he was lion*
acteristics."
cat and hail much business. A face*
Better Than Flytr«|m.
tioux customer came in.
“I like this,” he said, sticking out
Pet cliaineleonx in (’iqx» Colony aro
utilized ax domuMtic fly catcher«. A a copy of tho |xi[x»r containing the ad.
“What’s tho matter with it?” asked
lady of iny acquaintance one day
bx»k the trouble to count tho number tho clothier.
“You say hero, 'A go<xl boy's coat
of flicx Iter tamo chameleon caught
while it wax renting on her hand. for fifty cents.' Can’t a bud boy get
When xho xaw a fly on tho wall or a coat for fifty cents too?”
“Yes,” said tho clothier politely.
tablo xho held “chammy" near it,
“Then why not make the adver
when o»it flew the tongne and tho fly
tisement to read ‘a boy's gixxl coat
disappeared.
She had the patience to count 100, for fifty cents?”' anil tho customer
and thought that wax enough fliex laughed the laugh of a man who al
for one day and rextoretl the fly ways has everything just right.
The clothier was as serene and
catcher to itx cage
Hchoolboys
make beta with each other to see gentle us tho gospel of truth and
whose chameleon will moxt quickly light.
“Becattse," ho sai<l, “I meant it
catch, xay. twenty or fifty flies, ax
may be. Hochaineleonx in hot coun the way 1 put it. We can't sell a
tries where iiixectx abound are not boy'« gixxl coat for fifty cent«. Wo
without their use.—Cor. Forest and can and do sell a gixxl boy*« coat for
fifty cents, and if a bad boy want«
Stream
one of that kind ho can have it ex-
Tlio II OU kah In India.
actly at tho same price. Hee?"
The hookah is smoked iu» a refresh
Then tho facetious customer put
ment and sign of fellowship by the
the ]xi[x-r in his pocket and t<x»k one
natives of India, and not merely ax of tiio coats home to his boy.— De
a luxury. When a group of natives
an» Heated together and, ax is the eua troit Freo Prose.
tom. the hookah is ixixxed around to
each in turn, it la considered very l»ad
manners for any one to decline to
have a few puffs * If the hookah is
thus rafuxed in a friend’s hoax«, or
while one is the guext of another, it
is regarded ox an inxult. if for any
reaxon a native is put out of caxte
the fail ix strictly marked by his for
mer caste fellows' refusal to smoke
with him. and any one who eats,
Why |-»l I ladvl ph la Grows.
When anybody wants a new house drinks or smoke« with an outcast« is
in Philadelphia ho goes off some himself outcaated -Chamber«' Jour
where and gets a vacant h>t and naL
Imilda his new house on that N'o
When Juatlce Will Come.
one ever thinks of tearing down an
A c<»rr<*[>ond< nt tells a true story
old house to [ait up it n< w one Old of an Irishman who wax complaining
things art» too «acred -Cor New the other day that he ami other cam
York Bun.
paigner« hail loxt a <tu<o in the court«
He ignored the fact that the eviilen««
Fifty Kind* of Ara Herpenta.
R»-a serpents are all euxily mug went agninxt him and his friend«.
nized by their oar shape*I. laterally "When William gets in”—of course
flatten»! tail. Twenty seven dlatiuct there is only one William —“he will
(HI m «ti Itiaulalor.
Tho value of oil as an eh-ctric insu
lator, which hue been supposta! t«
have been well proved by practical
tests in this country iui<l in Germany,
is now place«l somewhat in doubt by
experiment« conducted by I'Toft-xuor
Ehhu Thomson, the results of who«o
experiment« «Mtn to show that alter
nating currents of mixlemte poten
tials and low periodicities will < auxe
puncture over much longer «lmtaix-ea
under oil thus occur with very high
current discharges. — New
forid.
At th« Mteitmahlp flock*.
Among the striking sights of New
York an» those to be wen ut tbs
docks It is as interesting to look nt
a «tMUnahip load of American« lx,mal
for Europe as to look at a xtenmship
load of European immigrants coming
into pert The outward bound Amer-
iemi'A nr«' ant to lx» bi»», picturesque