ol. V, No. IO. TILLAMOOK, OREGON. THURSDAY. AUGUST 4. 1392. $1.50 Per Year. professional cards . FRIENDS—AND FRIENDSHIP V. «JOHNSON. M. D. ®c«os next door to Temperance Parlore. Tillamook, - Oregon. ON SALE -TO­ £. »ELPH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. ■ILLAMOOK, Onco on a time -perhaf« ’twna when Haroun al Rust-hid ruled two men Greeted each other at the Kate Of Bagdad, famed throughout the state. - - - - OREGON. OM AH A Kansas City and St. Paul, (¡[IlCACO, jlT. LDUig, .MAULSBY, Attorney-at-Law. I i ---- and all points----- ,ry 1'uhUc and Real Estete Convevuncer. W. SEVERANCE, I) k r UT Y-DI STRI CT- A ttoh M F. V, djudicial District,for Tillamook County TILLAMOOK, - OREGON. UDE THAYER, East, North and South. Pullman Sleepers. Colonist Sleepers, Reclining Chair Cars and Diners. Oregon State Normal School. MONMOUTH, OR. The Leading Normal School of the North West. St.smer, from Portland to San Francisco every Four days. Attorney-at-Law. TILLAMOOK, OREGON. TlCJÇETg T?roA" EU^opE B oard or R egents :—Benjamin Schofield, President; J. K. V. Butler, Secretary E x -O fficio :—llis Excellency Governor Sylvester Penr.oyer; lion E. 15. McElroy, Superintendent of Public ius'ruetiou ; lion. G W. McBride, Sec­ I retary of State; Hon Jacob Vorhees, Hon. A. Noltner, J. C. White, Hon. W. 11. Holmes, Alfred Lacv, Hou 1*. W. Haley, and lion. J. J. Daly. I I The .State Normal is a live school, rapidly growing, and continually adding to its facilities for the special training ol teachers. Its graduate» are in cmund to Por ratea aa.l generai inforination cali on or | fill good positions A gain of 80 per cent in attendance was made last year. & E. THAYER, address, *• An enrollment of 500 is anticipated for the next year. New niembers have W. H. H urlbtrt , Asaf. Gen Pass Agt. been added to the faculty, and additional apparatus supplied A diploma BANKFCKS. 254 Washington St., from the school entitles one to teach in any county in the state uilliout fur-1 General Banking and Exchange business, Portland, Oregon. tlier examination. itereat paid on time deposits. MISCELLANEOUS. Exchange on England, Belgium, Germany, reden aad all foreign countries. TILLAMOOK, - - • OREGON. Normal, SOCIETY DIRECTORY. I •G. A. R.—Meet* first and third Wednesday of each month at 1 c. m . in G. A. R. Hal!. C. n . D rew , A djutant . F. S everance , C om man her . F. LARSON, 1.0,0. F.—Meets every Tuesday night at 7:3o p. m . in I. O. O. F Hull. F. S everance , N. G. W m . O lsen , R ec . S kc ’ y . BLACKSMITH. A. F. & A. M.—Meets first Saturday night of each month in I. O. O. F. Mall. H. V. V. J ohnson , W. M. B. C. L amb , S ec ’ y . Agon» making, aud all kind* of Wood-work < CHAPTER — ________________ Meet*first . . 1 .. 1*. 5IIU m ., of «. _______ o*. in t«. Saturday, EY month I. O. O. F- Hall. J. E and General Blacksmithing done. Miii i ■ each H. 1*., A. P. W ilson , S rc ’ y . Machinery Repaired. A. O. IT. W.—Meets every Monday night at 7 p. M. in G. A. R. Hal), C. N. D rew , M. W. A. gp* Horse-shoeing a Specialty. .W. S everance , R ecorder . I HOOK & LADDER CO.-Meet« oil firKt Tues­ TILLAMOOK, OKS. day nitfht nt each month in City Hall. A. 1*. VV ilho X. P khsioknt . C. N. D kew , C hief . C. H F keas . Sr.c’v. Normal Advanced, Business, Music and Art Departments. Special advantages In Vocal and Instrumental M USlC. A Year at School for $1.50. Tuition reduced to $6.25 for Nurmal, and |5 dealers in ai . i . KINDS OF------- 4.----- r 9 rwnlug, 50ct> perdoaen. tograph of the bullet no lens being Salts cleaned to order. employed.—New York World. T P B I Tillaïqoolç Lumbering Company, TILLAMOOK, OIK. and Rough ENTRAL MARKET, Merchantable Dressed Lumber L. H. BROWN, P roprietor . •he best Beef, Veal, Pork and Mutton always on hand. Eggs. Butter, Vegetables and Chickens bought and sold. Satisfaction guaranteed to every one. Shop opposite the Graud Central. ALL ORDERS FILLED PROMPTLY TILLAMOOK. OBE. ILLAMOOK LIVERY STABLE, HE best investment yon can make is to insure your life, and thus pro­ vide your estate with cash at your death, or if you live, give you a sum of money JONES B ros . P roprietors . Flrat-cla** tingle and double turn-outa kept on hand. Boarding and trauaient stock cared for. a few years later. T illamook , ore . T he Carlyle’»» F.fiort. MASSACHUSETTS MUTUAL LlEE INSURANCE CO. Write the best policy, guaranteeing you cash and paid up insurance every year, so you cannot lose your money in case of misfortune. Send me your name and j^CRE TRACTS AND T own L ots . age and I will seud you a sample policy. W. F. 0. JOKES, Local Aft. K«r Ml« at reaaonable price« and 0,1 favorable term». Location beat In the city of Tilla­ mook. H. G. COLTON, Gen’l Af’t. 33 Stark It-, Portliii, Oro. CAFF. WM. I). STILLWRLL, T illa M ook , ORK. • I THE S™AUGUSTA. Will make regular trip*, the weather perm Ing, from T illamook to astoria and P ortland . F«r Freight rates or Passage, apply to P. SCHRADER. Master. SHILOHS CONSUMPTION CURE. General Merchandise. Thev keep on hands at their store in Hobsonville the largest stock of goods in Tillamook County “ Our stock consiM» of Dry (ioxb. Clothing. Boots ami Shoes. Huts, C«1» gud Notions. Groceries, Crockery, »nd Qnee..ew»r” b,n”“’ H.ir.andi’.n.ent, Hurdw.re .nd N.ih. fW“S|»«ial «ttenUon give« to filling ordeis for goods in jobbing e> - - - - - - XL ___ A gents for T1LU|(OO|[ u| FR1||C|SCB |R0 WAT PHTS Kokos roplar trips aloof osory two wooks, tho woathor hr*itti«f. The f.»t «iling Sr«. T. ucmz . I... been .pccially Sited np ter c.rry.ng p..- teogers. Following *re the rate»: CABIN PA88AGK.............. ROUND TRIP,..................... HTEEKAGE one way I........... Freight. (GenerM Merchandise; 11« and HI» Wit«. Wife—1 need a little more money Husband—It is only two days since---- Wife—Now, see here I I want you to understand that 1 wouldn't ask fot money if 1 didn’t need it, and 1 don't intend to lx» reminded that it's on I) two days since you gave me some I am not u child. nor a menial, nor n slave, to be treated like an ii-rex]x»n Bible being, and I just want you to know that 1 won't stand it either, so there now I I’ve got just as mticli right to your money us you have, ho there now, you--- Husband- My dear. I was merely going to remark that it is only tw» days since I drew my salary, mid yoi could have all you wanted. Ne* York Weekly. »15. ...»»). ...*». H per ton ''A Carlyle tried to make the J Hl IX proud English iisliumtxl of then gen tility. rewpectability aud rubbish He taught that work was noblo. idle nexx shameful. that ladiexaud g< u tleinen who live to please themxeiviv live the life of a lieast -of the |«««lli on their hearth rug, that duty 1101 pleasure, was "our living's end aim aim;” that realities were lx-ttei than shams But to make the tip|»-i middle claaxes" swallow all this l>< wax obliged to disguise the meiliei nal truth, not exactly in ueetai lull in a Scotch [«»iTidge maimfacturtsi for the purpoHe, a notable sham of his own. — "Life und Letters of Num uel Balmer.” The t'nn»rr»r. A school bcxird inx|xx-tor axk»*d n small |»upil of what the surface of the earth consists, und wax prompt!) answered. "LunoBe the tail of the constellation who hod come as usual to shave and Scorpio, baiting tjiis remarkable shampoo him. “Why not do me the hook with a star. Another divinity honor to come just over to my Bhop?” accomplished a work of great benefi­ said the barber. “It Would do yotl cence by regulating tho sun. The harm,’’answered Dr. Wills, “if tho orb of day used to have a trick of peoplo Were to know that you shaved setting almost as soon as it had in tmbeliever." “Not a bit of it, risen, so that it was im]x>ssible to get lahib. I would sliavo the evil one through any work. Even an oven himself if he were only open handed | of foixl could not be pnquired and end I should be resjMicted for it, par­ cooked Ixtfore darkness came on. So ticularly if”—with n chuckle—“! kept the deity Maui carefully plaited six tight hold of his nose." Hassan, the l»arl»er, had tight hold great ropes of strong cocoanut fiber, making nooses in them, and with : of tho Englishman's nose at that mo­ these be sought the hole at the edge ment, and as ho was just going over of the sky through which the sun the region above Adam's apple with climbs up from tho nether world his keen razor there Was no replying to his joke. each morning. "You should see me draw teeth— At this point of exit from the land of ghosts into the heavens the six such teeth I” added the barber. "You, nooses were placed. They entrapped doctor, who only draw the teeth of the sun, and that luminary was glad princes and gentry, you have never to agree to lx» in future more delilxir- seen such teeth, even in a dream.” ate in his movements, so as to enablo Here he drew his fingers, dipped in the inhabitants of the eurtb to get water over his client’s chin—they do through their employments.—E:,- not lather in tho east—and added with unction, “Such teeth—teeth change. with five roots 1" Greek and Latin. Dr. Wills could not remonstrate, I am afraid that tradition is likely for Hassan had him by the nose to bo too strong for us, and that the again, and his razor was still playing old story will go on for a long time in dangerous places. Tho conversa­ to como;*that Latin and Greek will tion ended by the Englishman's prom­ still lie the staple of education, and ising to visit the barber at his shop. that the making of Latin and Greek Ihissan had no sooner gathered up verst's will l>o the intellectual exer­ his trai>s and retired with dignity cise of the boys of the future as it than the servant of Dr. Wills began has been of the boy's of the past. I to expostulate. ilo not for if moment deny that tlioro “You won't go, sir, of course,” are masterpieces of lx»autiful form ho began, as ho handed liis master a in old literature. To deny it would towel. be absurd. 1 should be very sorry, “Won’t go I Indeed I shall. Why for my part, to give up the knowl­ not, pray?" edge 1 have of theso languages, and “Ah, you sahibs aro always token I remember what an era it was in in. Don’t you see, sahib, why ho the expansion of my own thought wants you to come? He will Say when first I was sot to work on the you have conio to learn from him.” Republic of Plato. The Englishman was amused, tuid But when we speak of Greek and nt tho time appointed lie wont to Latin literature, 1 suppose it is like Hassan's shop, and was received with English and French literature in this »exulierant welcome. respect, that it contains good, bad “Your footsteps are on my eyes | anil indifferent. It is a great mis­ you are indeed welcome; you honor take to think that everybody who my poor establishment.” wrote in Greek wrote beautifully, or The place was "clean as it new that every work composed in Latin pin." Vases of the Narcissus poeti* alxmt the Augustan era is a model to cus filkxl it with fragrance, and cus­ admire and imitate.—Archbishop tomers wero plentiful. Thomson. Heads wero shaved; arms were bled; a rheumatic sufferer lay down He Had Studied. It is to bo feared that even in the and received three severe burns with United States so called lilierally edu­ a hot iron, for which he seemed duly cated men aro sometimes ignorant of grateful; and finally Hassan "ac­ many simple and useful things-, but tually extracted a jiart of a tooth—in what shall be said of the state of edu three acts and it prologue, with an interval of fivo minutes after each." cation in China? At tho end a largo piece camo It is exivedingly common to find men who have »[»cut more years in away. "Ah,” said the triumphant barber, study than they can remember, who yet cannot read the simplest collo­ "that was where tho pain was I” Anil quial I took, nor rejieat apage of what the ]»ationt went out With his cheek in his hand. they havo studied. Itr. Wills soon followed, but was A few month« ago the writer met in a dispeiirxiry a man who seemed hardly in his own courtyard liefore to lx» examining his tally card with a his servant entered, i»ale with rage. "Sahib! Oh, sahib 1” ho began. "1 minute attention which indicated that lie recognized the characters. said it I 1 knew it! Ho has done it; Tho latter were few and simple, 1 knew ho would I There he stands, merely indicating bis surname and the rascal, explaining to tho two merchant«, your ¡xitient», that you— number, “Wang, Number 236." On being asked if lie knew the uh, that I should live to sou tho day I character» by sight, lie replied that — that you havo come to him at your ho recognized "about half of them.” own request to take a lesson in tooth “Am? have you studied at school?” drawing I"—Youth’s Conqianion. “Oh, yes ” Knew Illa lluahi«***. “How long have you studied?” The clothing man had printed a "Twelve years.” — "Chinese Char big advertisement, and he was lion* acteristics." cat and hail much business. A face* Better Than Flytr«|m. tioux customer came in. “I like this,” he said, sticking out Pet cliaineleonx in (’iqx» Colony aro utilized ax domuMtic fly catcher«. A a copy of tho |xi[x»r containing the ad. “What’s tho matter with it?” asked lady of iny acquaintance one day bx»k the trouble to count tho number tho clothier. “You say hero, 'A got and naL Imilda his new house on that N'o When Juatlce Will Come. one ever thinks of tearing down an A c<»rr<*[>ond< nt tells a true story old house to [ait up it n< w one Old of an Irishman who wax complaining things art» too «acred -Cor New the other day that he ami other cam­ York Bun. paigner« hail loxt a