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TILLAMUUK tJUAKU Ul* I KAUt ............................... PRESIDENT. H. V. V. JOHNSON. .. ..................... VICE-PRESIDENT. WM. D. STILLWELL.. SECRETARY AND TREASURER. GEO. L. SMITH CLAUDE THAYER, W. II COOPER, E X EC UT IV E C< > M MI TT E E. L. H. BROWN, > WM D STILLWELL, n. V. V. JOHNSON, J CO R RESPONDI NG SEC RET A R Y. W. F. D. JONES.............. jpW Moets flrm and third Saturday eaoh month. * MATT FREE INFOR * ♦ REGARDING •- resources r Deep rivers, m August comes she does not want to be 1 and a maximum of good looks and EXPECTED TO KNOW THEM ALL. wearing the hat she wore iu June breeding that captivated society Ire on the Kennebec. would n<»r^r henr the Inst of it. Oh, if trimmed with daisies. And what girl armed criticism. h«- could only ri«l ««1 that sawjack. Ice is now quoted at $3.50 and |4 a How Some Trarrleri» Try to Bluff Conduc Far in A m I a . wiiih th«* l«»g«*n<l. A l<»nji linx* li»’ ¡»ofHlured. at lasl a Hinile ton, and some partie« »reclaiming offers wants to be known by a hat? I From her very first appearance tor« Into Bivins Free Ride». Oil H ll<llll«,b" lowcni of joy illiiiiiHHitf*<l his fat«*. That night, of even more than this for their stock. j So this year when she leaves town she the auspice« of and in the conqian U*w’ th<' plains a liuiHir«?d mil«*s off “No one know«, except a conductor, the A MAN WHO KEPT HOUSE WHILE after his wife had retired, Mr. Mouser There ¡8 no great amount of ice chang will carry in her trunk a box filled with a the very actress whose place she For th«*ir dial «»f the hours; ways attempted by some people to deadhead HIS WIFE WORKED OUT. •lipped out and carried that hated green variety of cheap but pretty flowers, and I tilled to fill, there were abundan I object to the front gale. Presto, in the ing liandw in Gardiner at present, and their way on a train,’’ said a ticket puncher, Where the tallest Himalaya Kisvri sad lx « au.se w> lonely, morning Uie corpus «Ivlicti would l>e gone. icemen are waiting for warm weather, as he banded back the reporter the remainder The English Drawing Room Costume. . plenty of velvet and ribbon of the best | of a passionate heart and good ju<J ' quality. One may wear cheap flowers as well as a fair face, a rich voice Wh«*nce the eagle swoops in terror, The highway was full of robliera, who when fancy price« will tie in order. of a pas*. A ml the stain of <»od are only; Bonnets at Small Cost—Poorly Cared on one's bonnet, but never cheap ribbons. The reporter asked what made the con The stacked ice is k»*eping better and would steal anything and everything. noble presence. »She was a W0I for China—Portraits of the Queen. The flowers cost but twenty-five cents a well as a queen. She made her e® He would make a big fuss alxait the much longer than was at first supposed, ductor drop such an insinuation just then. fiftieth one of ancient visage. “Oh. some people are cheeky, and will do loss, but take good care not to buy a and that being «hipped now is coining One more strange than «Might lielow him. bunch, aud the ribbons are as much a I success as Clarice in Gilbert’s “Q Dressing in a Sleeping Car. bent to i»eat you. A conductor is ex One who lived so near to ii«xl once, . second sawjack. ' yard. The green leaves that are at- | and Tragedy.” Miss Neilson is out in good shape. »Shipping still con their pected to have about twice a* many eyes and TIiMt for man we Ncarce should know him; He nlept the Bleep of the just until The household of William Hergenroe- tinues brisk at this port. The Glazier- ears as ordinary people. He is expected to ther.aGennan optician.living at 66 Attor : tai hed to the flowers may be of too glar early twenties, has a good | about 4 o ’ clock in the morning. It was Far a>M»ve the busy world tritxM«, | still dark, but his anxiety to assure him Morse stack at Moulton’s Mill has all know personally, or in an indirect way, ney street, has long been an unhappy one. ing a color; in that case a few fern or ivy financial backing, is an indefaj Miles alajve the pine trees, Is-nding, self of the loss of his trouble caused him been shipped, while 8,000 of the 12,000 every deadhead between New York city and William has a young und comely wife, leaves, that are suitably worn with any itudent and is today within meai Lonely as when Go<i first made him. Howers, may be bought separately and I distance of being a fine actrest to sneak out and reconnoiter. The saw tons at the Ridgewood houses in Pitt the Gohlen Gate. If a ‘particular friend’ of There he lc«*epeth watx’h unending. the superintendent, general passenger agent, who is as thrifty as her husband is lack nsed in place of the oth-rs; or the ar- -Dr. H Weir Mitchell. jack was still there Mr Mouser whis- ston has already been shipped. change. ing in industry. For two years she has any director, or even down to the bead train • pered—not a prayer. “Oh, well, there is At the Great Falls houses over 12,000 i tistic girl, who always has a paint pot on | time enough Kt ill between this hour and tons of the 87,000 stored there have been di»|>atcher, comes along, the conductor is supported herself, her 6-vear-old daugh hand, will touch up the bright green Mme. Caruot’» Diplomacy. i daylight for a theft to l>e committed,” he shipped. The Independent Ice company asked to j>ass Mr. 8o-and-So on account of ter and her husband and taken care of If Mme. Carnot is not popu i with a darker shade. This is a bright I muttere«l. It wits thevoiceof Mrs. Mouser ««other Mr. 8o-and-So. things at home. Mrs. Hergenruetherde idea, and one that is well worth imitat- France it is certainly not from 1 “This deadhead business becomes a well that awakened him in frime for breakfast. at Smithtown has shipped 1.5,000 tons Mr. Mouser hik I his merry little wife He glanced out of the window the first out of the 65,000 tons put up there. The worn chestnut in the course of time. One- clares that the sole contribution of Will i ing.— New York Star. taking trouble to win public favoi iam toward the maintenance of the occupied a cliiiiiniiig cottage in the thing. Oh. how brightly the sun shone, Consumers’ company has shipped about half of these unknown, but all important rival« the ex-Empress Eugenie family during this time amounted to $2. Portraits of Victoria. suburbs of a large city in the “Father• and the sawjack gleamed up at him in 6,(XX) tons, leaving a balance of 44,OCX) yet would l>e free riders never have any [»ass. thousand little ingenious devic I He simply would not work. land.” His business connections were of all its verdant beauty. No robber hand to be shipped. E. D. Haley, at South They will come in, and, with as much assur In another room there is a full length practices f«»r securing popularity One day Mrs. Hergenroether proposed such a nature that he was usually at hiul carried it away. A fearful sigh Gardiner, has shipped some 6,000 tons ance as cheek will warrant, ask to be portrait of Queen Victoria in her royal visits hospitals, assists at bazars, escaped the Mouser >»osom. leisure after 4 o’clock In the afternoon. from his houses to date. The Glasco passed. Then again, there are others who that both she and her husband go out to robes, painted soon after her accession tains all classes and showers down ‘•Y<»u must saw Home wood for me Lie with the con- are intimately acquainted find work. If she was successful in her Mr. Mouser prided himself on being a Ice company, at Randolph, has already fore you go, dear,” said his wife. and of course ask to lie deadheaded, search William should become house to the throne and showing that the grim acts of kindness upon all whom t man of originality and brains. Mr. loaded about 2,000 tons, and has vessels I ductor, “What, more wood?” business’ don't keeper, while she would provide for the old dowager of the present day was a counters. Above all, she never We ‘ never do this kind of Mouser also liked a little joke, at other very charming girl fifty years ago. The an opportunity of appearing in “Yes. dear; recollect von only sawed loading there daily. Haynes & Law work in any ease, but then it is a veritable people’s expense. one stick last evening,” rejoined Mrs. rence have shipped several hundred tons, nuisance which ought to l>e abolished. Why, family. If. on the contrary, William peculiar sweetness of the large blue eyes resplendent in lace, velvet and fei Il was autumn. Mr. Mouser had just Mouser meekly, but a wicked gleam of and the Knickerbocker houses at Chel found a job first he should accept it and you woulu be astonished at the methods re and the pretty, rosy month, the bloom all of which have been purchai laid in a goodly supply of winter fuel. mischief plnyed about her eyes and sea, Randolph and Farmingdale are do sorte« I to by some fellows who are profesional work, while his wife cared for the house. I and freshness of the fair, young face, France, the wife of the president Wood was chiefly used for this pur[>ose in mouth. In keeping with other men, William fan 1 and, above all, the perfect molding of ‘ deadheads. ’ ing their share of shipping. — Augusta much loo patriotic to have any de the land of Mr. Mouser’s birth. Mr. Mouser ignored her reply, and “I remember not. long ago striking a cheeky cied housework very easy indeed, and , the arms and shoulders and the graceful Sitting by the window of his cozy liv hastened to town with his pretty tools (Me.) Journal. with foreigners. She sends dir bo«»k agent. He boarded the train, and was supposed he could dispatch the duties of ing room, enjoying a royal smoke from with a vigor born of awful fury, but way dressed in the height of style, silk tile and all. housekeeping in half the time his wife neck, make a most winning image of Normandy for her laces, to Lyons Locomotive Telephone«. the long stemme<l porcelain pipe, Mr. down In his soul a voice groaned, that was a dark, rainy night, and the mud was ttsik. Seeing a life of ease liefore him I royal girlhood. Had I lieen Queen Vic- 1 velvets aud silks, and whenever sh Mouser watched the wo«sl sawyer plying sawing jack must go! A test was inailo recently of the elec It fearful. When I came to Mr. Book Agent be he readily agreed to the proposition. He toria I think I would have imitated the a visit to a town noted for lac his trade, made easy by long habit of tric railway signal of the Universal Elec went, into bis spacious jK)«4<etb<M»k — his ticket Where? whence? how? . example of one of the most beautiful of makes largo purchases. —Model handling woo<l and saw. As Mr. Mouser Mr. Mouser was a man of resources. tric Railway Signal company, of Rich seemed to have slipped out. He fumbled called it a snap. i my temale contemporaries, the Empress ciety. gazed and pondered an idea crept into his Twelve o’clock, midnight. A btirglarish Mrs. Hergenroether is a tailoress, and head. It was grasped—as ideas quickly darkness and silence bi*oo<led around ns a mond, Va. Alxiut three miles of the through a lot of well worn [>apers, blank re in a few hours she returned with the Elizabeth of Austria—would have re- Summer Sashes. track on the Baltimore and Ohio has ceipts. but no ticket could be found. became captive there.” mained content with this portrait as my man stole hence from his couch, and, “Finally, looking up, he said: 'Just wait a news that she had secured steady em 1 official likeness, and never would have Sashes are worn universally in e •‘Lizbetb,” said he to his wife, “it is grabbing his trousers, left a cozy IxMlroom. been provided with this signal system by William was home, Of sat to any painter again. singular I never thought of it l>efore— I A little later the only other active creat way of experiment. The apparatus con moment; 1 have placel it in my valise.’ ployment. variety. A broad ribbon tied in a b generally think of such things—but it ure about, a feline prinia donna, might sists of an electric circuit formed by a Slowly he opened the big valise filled with course he had been unable to find a job, I the back; around belt fastened at tl But in the Waterloo chamber there is circulars, dirty linen and the other necessary strikes ine that I could saw that wood have witnessed a sorry sight: a solitary single iron risi, which is laid between so he took charge of the kitchen. The a portrait of the queen painted five years by a rosette from which dangle singl outfit of a book vernier. I went through the myself.” man marching town ward, clutching in his the tracks, and a wire brush attached to train and came back to the bewildered agent, novelty hail a surprising effect on the ago, which will show to posterity what of ribbon finished with butterfly “Gracious! what an idea!” strong right hnhd a ls*aiitifully painted each engine in connection with an elec who was still overhauling some back number man. He became wonderfully indus a staid an<l severe looking old lady she festoons of ribbons falling over i “A bright one, isn’t it? A big saving, green sawing jack. tric gong mid telephone. Two engines [»ajwrs in search of something he did not trious. His cooking was really excellent liortir starting from the point of a too! Just nee with what ease it is done— Soon he returned. The sawing jack, approaching each other on the mine have. ‘Ticket, please,' I said. ‘I have lost after a few days of practice. Steak was J [ was. in contrast to the grace and sweet to lie carried to the back: orlongbrt the man cuts through the sticks as if he where was it ? ness of her youthful likeness. There is, track come into circuit at the distance it,' said he, ‘and cannot find it.’ ‘Pay your never more nicely fried. Better coffee however, one quality about the queen of silk or crape arranged in folds were slicing bread and butter; beside«, I Mr. Mouser rose that morning in a most I Mrs Hergenroether never tasted. As which is never lacking, and that is her the waist and knotted without of one mile and a half or more, accord fare then,’ said I. require more exercise; my health is not delight fill frame of mind “The truth was he was ‘busted’ and hadn’t for the pancakes they were always what it has lieen.” “Lizbsth, my dear little Lizbeth,” he ing to strength of the battery, und at regal bearing. She looks “every inch with their fringed ends falling nea “Why, dear, do you feel III?” exclaimed, friskily, “I am going to work once the telephone ladls ring. This is a a cent. His station was several miles ahead browned precisely right. William dis the hem of the dress and in every li “N no, but a man ne«*«ls to exert him in earnest today. I am feeling fine, much 1 signal for the trains to stop, and the of us, and as there was no regular stopping play«! great cleanliness in his house the queen’’ in the heavy, somber robes self if he does not wish to run down in lietter than 1 have for some time. Here, place lietween »vhere he got on ami where be keeping. His little girl was always tidy, j that she wears today, as she doubtless tint and shade. Black sashes, espe engineers may talk with each other on in velvet, give a little Frenchy air t< muscular power My habits are too con f<*<4 this arm. How's that for muscle, eh? ■ the telephone to discover the trouble, expected to get off, he would make his lost the window panes shone like some of did in the crimson velvet and ermine, dresses and relfeve their monoton’ fining; a sense of this fact has Lieen grow That’s what sawing w<»o<l has done!” ticket racket work like a charm. The con the white satin and jewels of her corona whatever it may lie. Two trains were ductor. he thought, would not stop the train William’s pebble glasses in the bygone tion dress.—London Cor. Philadelphia ordinarily this detail of the toilet ing on iih ' lately. But I have solved the Lizbeth blinked sadly, but looked con difficulty while watching that man [day tented. Mr. Mouser hastened out to “flip sent out on the Baltimore and Ohio with to put a ‘gentleman’ off in the rain and mud. days when he winked at his trade Telegraph. harmony with the rest, either mat as optical goods maker, and Mrs. on his saw jack " the material itself or one of the dt off a stick or two before l>reakfa.«t,” but a party, including several gentlemen He «as fooled. A merry tn inkle «if the eves and a soon came in looking quite angry and from Washington mid Virginia mid cor “Pretty s«M»n we came to a water station Hergenroether always found a good Dressing in a Sleeping Car. tints in the embroidery.—New Yorl laudable endeavor to maintain a serious puzzled. respondents of newspapers in different out In a big fiei«l where the mud was shoe meal awaiting her on her return from There is no way in the little dusty expression woiihl Imv«» convinced the lie “Wlnit in the world has become of that parts of the country. The tests were top deep. It was raining torrents, and our work. plunging den of a sleeping car’s dressing Bracelets In the Hair. holdei that Lizlielii also had ideas, hut jack? ’ It was gone unfortunate passenger had no umbrella. '•Such* infamy—to All this was tiM> good to last. It con- room to practice such fine arts, with only It is very stylish just now to w like a projierly respectful wife she kept steal one’s very implement« of toil!” he imide and proved extremely satisfactory. When the train came to a standstill I re - Washington Star. tinned two or three weeks, at the expi- the aid of two towels as big as handker diamond bracelet in the hair, art them to herself until called for. quested him to move out. A scene followed, ci ie«l in a »age, as he sent for the old wood ration of which William showed signs of chiefs; still much may be accomplished ill such a way that only the genu “Do you think, Lizlieth, that a little sawyer again. and trouble was threatened. It was a dis A Palm Tree in BI ombuui . gentle muscular activity Is what I need to grace, he thought, to put a gentleman off ill fatigue. The quality of his cooking fell by well directed effort. To begin with, be seen. It may confine the ci Mr. Mouser, of course, grieved over his The latest novelty to be boasted of in the raiu. But. he went out into the dark, off; the coffee was cold and bud, and the night toilet must have been complete Htiiiiubite ap|iellie?” loss but managed to coiiquur the regret 1 braids or coils in the neck, or flasl “You might [mint the house or do some sufficiently to display some of his okl wit Connecticut is a genuine palm tree in rain and mud. He was elegantly dressed, sometimes there was no supper on the —that is to say. the hands and face in the coiffure, with a pouf of less tiresome w«»rk than wmslsawing,” and mirth blossom, the development occurring in ami Ins clothes must have t»een ruined before table when the wife came home. bathed, the teeth and hair brushed in drawn through. Some jewelers replied Mrs. Mons< 1 But this good feeling received a sudden the town of Wethersfield. The tree he found shelter.”—Cincinnati Times-Star. Mrs. Hergenroether got mad. She had the dressing room. Then, standing in that earrings are fast losing pops) “Oh, )«»u underrate my capacities, my check the morning alter the burglary of itwlf has been owned by Senator Silas performed her part of the contract faith side the curtains, the garments removed children are rarely allowed to have dear Ai d sawing wood is not such hard the “jack ’’ W. Robbins, of that place, for twenty- England's Bright Journalist. fully and did not mean to submit to any one by one and folded. Let no woman ears pierced, and young girls obj< work ( i»me ami see how simply it is He had just o[»ened the daily paper, three years, and lias been carefully Mr. Lang writes leaders for The Daily imposition, and she soon had William in attempt to sleep in any of the garments the relic of barbarism, which rend» done, >«t hou every muscle is brought when Ids glance was arrested by a leading News; yet he goes and comes as he pleases, guarded during that period in his con Into |da). 1 am en< limited with my idea, paragraph. the hands of the law. When arraigned worn during the day. Poor rest and fa jeweled bracelets and pins all the servatory. Not until this season, how an«i his duties as u journalist are not suffered at Essex market on a charge of non sup tigue the next day is the result. and shall (.ui\ it out. The man can “Lizlieth, look at this!” elaborate and expensive. As the 1 to interfere with his other literary work, his finish this job. 'mt it shall I»«* the last I ever, has it put out a bud of any sort Mrs. Mouser Iwcarne alarmed. Her Remove everything, and slip on a lets are not worn with long ev lectures, etc. A share of his time is spent in port he said he would resume his labors ever pay for.” husband »»as pale as death and trembling The present development has been ob- Edinlairough. It is suid that when he reports at home if the court would release him. night gown, over which should be added gloves, their use in the hair is qui Mr. Mouser meant business. He at In every limb as he handed her the paper. ee-vnl with great interest, nothing of the at The News office he asks if any particular As he could not furnish bail to pay bis in cold weather a gown—a perfectly sirable, for one must display one'i once ordered the very best kind of a saw She read: kind having been known before in this wife $4 a week he was locked up. His topic requires treatment at his hands; he is plain one — of flannel, to avoid colds. Put jack made, lie purchased a splendid saw, rnonds if one is so fortunate as t “The resilience of the Hon. Oliver was so thoroughly informed and so facile that, wife left him to his own reflections and the stockings and garters inside the with sharp teeth and a light frame, lie broken into night before last and a large latitude. The blossom appeare at the top of the assigned a theme for editorial treatment, he a prison cell for several days. William shoes, and hang them in the net. A sess them.—New York Sun. pranced about L nppy as a Mc<xilboy, with sum of money and valuable plate and dubs of yellow mid green [taint H|»attered jewelry stolen. ♦ ♦ ♦ The robbers en tree, resembling an exquisite selection of will sit down in all the noise and confusion of did not relish confinement, and bestirred traveling woman should always provide Women as Physician*. all over his person, until finally the saw tered by the garden window, from which fern, and is buff in color. There is no the editorial room aud reel off a delightful himself to effect his release. Through a Every day brings news of the udv frame suited hiiu in its bright yellow coat. they removed the iron grating, while fragrance. Under the flower itself is the essay, full of learning, of wit, of allusion and friend he secured a job in an optician's herself with one of the neat, stout little bags that hangs from the belt, and here ment of women. Slowly bitt surely The BAwjaok he painte«l a lovtly light standing on a singular looking wooden green fruit in its earliest stages. The of quotation; this, too. without referring to any book from which it may lie desirable to establishment. J nstice Taintor approved her hairpins, jewelry, purse, gloves and are working their way into the ra green j object, recognized by old fashioned coun utmost care has lx.»en bestowed by Sena extracts, or to which it may lie desirable of this move and released him so that ho veil and small impedimenta may be put professions and trades, and approai Daily he promenaded impatiently try folks a.« a ‘Hawbuck.’ It is ¡tainted tor Robbins on this tropical growth for take to turn. In fact, Lang is looked upon by his might go to work. William's brother, for the night, and the bag put under the tbit ideal of equity in work with around the sheds where the wood was a light green, and will «loubtless prove a years, but not until within a few months journalistic associates as a cyclopedia of an Attorney street barber, says that this covers at her feet, where it is much safer •Cored, and grumbled been ime (he fuel valuable clew toward triwing the mis- lasted so unusually long, At intervals he creaiits A Uiousand dollars reward is has he anticipateil the ¡Missession of a learning, a fountain of wit and a master of is the first time that William has been than at the pillow. In this way there is which the progressive woman hi ways persistenly cherished. Th added another coat of green paint to the offered for return of jewelry or Informa genuine flower from it.—Cor. New York all that is charming in style.—Eugene Field's able to find work.—New York Press. no danger of small articles of attire be pointment of Miss Belle Smith—wl Letter in Chicago News. highly decorated sawing jack (“sawbuck” tion leading to the arrest of the robLiers.” Times. ing missing when needed in the morning. the way. is said to lie only 23 years it I n calle«! nomettines), and bade all hit “Why this is splendid! You can at A Doctor's Bill. The Kngll.li "PrawhiK Room” Costume. —Harper s Bazar! acquaintance« and friends come and in once notify the authorities that the ‘jack’ as resident physician of the Wa Weak Hearts Worse Than Weak Heads. Dr. W. B. Spencer, of San Francisco, Npvct hi* patent calisthenlc toys, until Is v«mrs— the thieves who carried it London is agitating the question of prison at Sherborn. a position of A weak heart seems to L»e decidedly more has presented a bill of ^UI,f>IO for profes practically Poorly Cared for China. every one for miles around lM‘« am«' famil off“----- inconvenient than a weak head. bolding the Queen's drawing rooms in responsibility, is another evidence ( iar with Mr Mouser’s green sawing jack. sional services during the last sickness I wonder if this country has any idea If a man or a woman be a little feeble about the evening instead of in the afternoon, “Oh, my—oh, my!” groaned Mr. At I h . n ( the longe«l for day arrived A Mouser; “don’t talk to me atsuit thieves of William Locker man. the Fruitvale the region of the brain, it is generally of lit and the pajs rs are being deluged with where its china is kept. There isn’t a fact that in this country women ai vancing, and advancing rapidly, big load of fine hickory had Iteen [tiled up — I may l»e arr«*sted any moment when miser, who died recently leaving an es tle moment. Some |>o«t or other will be pro the opinions of various corres[Mindents. gentleman’s house in the land that has this connection it is interesting to In close proximity to the toolw of (tecima* j they «liscover”------ tate valued at $=•-’ ,000, He considers videtl if the conduct be respectable; and lack One writes to The Graphic: “Drawing not better accommodations. There it is, the increasing number of women th»n • Discover what? I low can they arrest of brains is too common to excite any [»artic rooms at night would indeed be a boon. all the elegant ware which former mis Mr Mouser »»•«< all excitement. He an innocent man because he otvns an bis services valued at $ioo a visit. The are adopting the profession of med ular attention in the person concerned or in Tlie evils of daylight drawing rooms are tresses of the White House gathered with passed by his amused wife witli ini|M»rtaat 1 artcle stolen from him an<l used by items of the bill are instructive to thorn who are contemplating death, leaving a thorn about him But a weak heart insists not dissipated by a soft wind aud a clear so much pride and in the face of so many —Boston Traveler. disdain, and scarcely gave himself time wretches’*------ upon putting itself in evidence in all sorts of to devour Ills dinner, lie wan so eager to Far fron’ it. The weather, which growls from the congressional appropri Men Attend Sorasls. “Oh. Lizlieth, I may not even I m » able reasonably large estate to cover the convenient and inconvenient times. If its p»«- skv lie at work. physician's lull: Nineteen visits at $100 rvtluces our physical suffering to a mini ation committees which supplied the to prove an alibi Oh, what shall I du! sexMor finds himself rather late for his morn Sorosis gave a breakfast May 1 “Nothing more, thank*, he replied, am I tell you wife, I am entirely inno |s-r visit. $1.900; 130 hours' night deten money, tucked, crammed and jammed ing train and maks a •spurt'* to recover lost mum, is res|s>nsible for a great aggrava honor of Mrs. May Riley Smith, his wife wishrtl to replenish his eup. cent*'—— tion at $10 each. $1,800; medicines fur time, the exertion is usually followed by such tion of our mental tortures. People into an unfinished closet which would was so long secretary of the societj Rising, hr hastened to handle his pets Ah’ we nal» you conleaaing. my fine nished. $10; operation Jan. 111. $200; op a "bad quarter of an hour" that he resolves read in a complacent spirit the glowing hardly kennel two mastiff«. No wonder with an ardor that <'aiise<| Liz be th to l»ii«l, number of gentlemen were pre a rude voice here interrupted, fol smile knowingly a« she watched him pl< k lowed l»v the entrance uf the minions of eration two times a <lav for five days, at in future rather to lose a dozen trains than to account ill the daily (wipers of the brill that so much of it is broken and nicked Since the founding of the society, tw risk temporary sufTocation or permanent $20 each. $TJOO; total. $1.010: paid on ac out the very smallest and nmst slender I Just ice iant scene iu the Mall and about the that each succeeding mistress of the two years ago, gentlemen have i count, $100. The bill has been cut down syncope again. American Analyst. cord sticks. palace, and of the great crowds assembled White House almost sheds tears over the been admitted to day sessions or e Mrs Mouser begged, cried, sCormetl riils was a great mistake on Mr. and implored. by the public administrator to $1,100, Mr M«»u*er was mute to witness the victims of etiquette in the ruin of the thing most dear to a woman’s tainments, but on complaint of Labor «if A ut hum. Mouser’s part, lie should have tackled and totally crushed, but the bold minions and the doctor's claim will lie contested heart—rare china. prescribed deshabille. members that they could not atten the difficult on«*« first, on the simple but j of authority lv«i him n»vay to a dungeon, for over that sum -San Francisco Chron William Dean Howells, indisputably a man "The -good nature' of the crowd is I ntil President Arthurs day there was breakfast without escorts it was del fruitful theory that custom would have where he languished (or thr«*v «lays be- icle. of genius, eimresses without a blush that h« not even this cb »set, all the valuable dwelt on with the airy ‘ good nature ’ of sweetened his toil with the balni of f«»r«‘ hi« frirmls could obtain a hearing for is unable to write but somo three hours in to ignore the custom on this oc« asi< A llr.i».el. Waterloo Monument. greater rase. the course of a ilny, and that he tolls as people who are not the objects of the china being stored in the basement; but New York Telegram. Lum In the meantime th«» real culprits My! how the saw rented and the ah- , ha«l l»evn caught, but the law re«|uire«l an spectators' regards. Drawing room lalsinouslr over his manuscript a, if it were he had this cb»« t cut from the little By desire of the Duke of Cambridge breviated sticks tumbled to the ground! explanation of the language that hj >- and the memlieniof the London commit a piece of aciual drudgery. Bret Harte, dress is disconcerting, if not positively hallway by the elevator. There are two “She Crowed«** Still IJxlwth, who waa . peeping . - with ¡*eare«l to the ¡s»liee like a question of tee for the erection of the Waterloo whose creations read aa if they hail come unbecoming, by daylight to all but a rows «if shelves about three feet deep, The legend as to the origin of wc laughter brimming »•)«■*, notice«! that al ««uiqilicity. notwithstanding Mr. Mouser’s from his brain without flaw or hindrance, favored few. And iu place of being ex an<l there the three sets which belong to is different with different nations, the third eonl stick work seemed to uiiqiir*ttonalile «««cial standing and per- monument at the Cemetery of Evere. showing brilliancy of thought with the grate near Brussels. it has been definitely ar ut the artist, is vet another writer who posed to the observation and criticisms the service are kept, one-third of them more than four nations accept the 1« slacken just a little, but seven were j fret respectability ranged that the inscription on the mouu paauM dava and weeks u;«>n a short story or of those who are in the same boat aa our being on the floor. Mrs. Harrison says that she was made from a man! finished, an«l Mr Mouser cauie in, de I’Li«' court room was rr«»w«!ed with his claring he felt glorious. 1 (rienil* slid nriglil»or* His w ife gated at ment »hall run at> follows: "In memory poem liefore he is ready to deliver it into the selves. or at least governed by the polite that of the 1.000 pieces, made at so great The Japanese believe that she grew The second «lay Mr Manner remainetl Inin tearfully and I«»» ingly, luit Mr. Mouser of the British officers, non-commissioned hands of the printer, which speaks volumi« conventions of our own circle, we have an expense in the Hayes administration, tree, the Laplanders that she was « at tai»!«* a trille longer. Four cord sticks was very nnu h « a*t d«»»vn There was no officers and men who fell during the of praiw for the author of the moat strik to sit. impassive cynosures for hundreds there arc not more than 400 left.—Cor. rabbit, the Persians that she fell in broken length* licked the dust, how r*ca[H* lie hail t«i tell lu»w distasteful Waterloo campaign in 1815, and whose ingly original predilettone in prow and versa and hundreds of eyes, whose gaze can New York World, the heavens, and the Australians ever. wissi sawing ha«i pr*•»«>«! t«» him. how he remains were transferred to this ceme which baie ever come («etere the reading not by any stretch of goodfellowship be she was first a toadstool.—Detroit Thinl day Mr Mouser took tune to f«*arvd tlie rulu iih* «»f wife and friemis if public. - Exchange. considered flattering An ( iipstrntr«! Refrigerator. tery in 1889. This monument is erected glance over The Daily New s after «tinner. after all the Isw'sling In* gave it up But Press. by her Britannic majesty ijneen Victoria, "The spectators crowd about us. they Light hous »ping apartments are not Rt'tord Three coni sticks w hen hr relalcil his midnight el«»|»emrnt empress of India, and by their country Therw Arg No KqultHteUal Storm«. •tare, they point, they criticise with a nsnallv provided with retriirerators. but •Mattings should be swept car« “Lixbeth,” said he, I think I’ve l«een »»uh his green «awing ja« k. even the Whittier Prophet Geu. Greely observes; frankness which shows that they have you may make one for twenty cents. and wiped off after each sweeping ’ cheatnl in the saw jac k It is not put to court i nnr«l in tin* broad smile that men. on a site generously presented by j«.—--;.—-- poluta ____ ai gether on a* practical a plan as I »»as lr«l ripvnr I mt.» a roar «»( laughter fn/in the the city of Brussels. Morluorum Patna “The equinox*»* are imaginary no idea that the gorgeously arraveii Buy two tin pans of the cheapest qual cloth wrung out of salt and water the intermti«« of the «»irvle to Iwlieve It «iiggles ” ----- deecriM ¿-----—4 bv damsels and matrons have the’ same sort ity. as yon will want to throw them will not then need cleaning at the « lr** dtgtilfled h«tenvrs> Tti«* crowning Mentor." Cor. London Times the earth alw»ut the nun with the [»lane of the Fourth «lay Mr Mou«er toyed over his hum nation «'anie, however, wh$»n hr left the season. It is next to hnpossil earth'» rquat»» extended till it tank«* the of feelings as their own highly respect away wh**n yon leave. Choose one slight dinner extensively, lie smoked his pipe tin» prison fur the ctmch to !»e taken h«mi«% 4 Queer I'lace fur m Nest. m aginary «lorn« of the sky. ami they ar- able mothers and sisters. The self con ly smaller th in the other, so that its nm renew the freshness of a matting v mid reml the pa|ier He glance«I over his I'll rv In» «aw the green «IsuniimUou rest A day or two ago the crew of the ex uvlhing more than tht*. Hence it is very trol which is a second nature to all well- Slid ears shall just rest on the rim of the has not been taken proper care of. monthly magaaitie until dmk and then ing at the driver’* (ret «»n the front «»f the cursion steamer Forest Quern discovered e\ vlent.' he sav«.- that they can have at> bred people prevents our general critics larger one. Punch the bottom of the started up, r\t laimuig: «'Hi riage Hi* w ife ha* not st«v'p*«l laugh- a hint s nest on the life preservers which »»lutaljr n<> influence on «torn»*. It might Not long ago a dress was received “Men » ' h«»w short the «lays are*’ from suspecting that their attentions are smaller one fnll of holes or get a tinm»n it»4 yet at his midnight adventure — are placed just under the awning deck I m » thought that »omchow the lengthening of painful and offensive. Mis M<>n«er < ih *\e«l the situation In Seeing ladies so to <lo it for yon. K-ep the tee wrapped a modiste, and in the pocket was »' A<i.«l»t*'«l from the German, by Mrs. .Miles and in it five eggs. The mother bird tie «lay at tlie spring equinol might affect arrayisl of their own will m the full in quantities of old newsimpers and after plaster case an inch square filled tensely, but Maul never a w«»nl. II M. Nanism in Boston Budget. Fifth «lay Mr M<»u«er r«»*e with a aits complacently on theegga as the boat the weather, but, a* this lengthening amounts glare of daylight, the sight seeing public ward in old flannel. Five ceuts worth of beauty spots. The collar of the lx s«»nar of injusine resting ii¡mn him All goea to and from the islands, and is gen to only two and «me-balf minutes daily, ami apparently put* us on the same footing ice Meanest '»Ian • •«» llrmril. kept in the coolest and darkest corner was high and rolling, and the pi «’.ay he wns haunttsl by t he outrageous fate The meanest num on record jumped erally M4roui|»anied by her mate, who i* a euntiniKHfc* action, lasting for wee««* I*- that made him the owner of a sawing aboard a W«wMlnnrd avenue «ar the other flies off at either end and gets food, i« re ami after the equinox, the effect is ab- as a circus procession or wax works, aud of your apartments will furnish ice wa-1 were intended to cover a blemish o sometimes records its approval of a face ter and keep the milk and butter coolfor lady's neck. _ ja« k aliKolutely ttoihiug ' —Chicago aftern«<on Firry M-at w ¡1« occupied, and quickly returning before the l*oat leave«. “Mv dear, we require more wood than * ha I did that man do >ul look out of a or a toilet in the simplest good faith." twenty-four hours. The former in ito — Portland Argus. Mrs. M. Louise Thomas, ex-pt usual («Mia) and («»«morrow, »»ashing and «itidoa and " Th. «'«»tor •« »'lam.. glass bottle and the latter in a large jelly of Sarosis, is a memlter of twenty-« .• ' .«•!1 ug about a ironing <lnya. y«»u know ’’ said Mrs. dotf light A Variety <»f Bonnets at «mall Cost. Th* color ol tl.inr trprn.U partir OU tbs __ Of rmirwr, id » man collld keep glass with a screw top can be placed in Made Trs. ks M oiim t a * «on as lie g«»t home different societies. She is a with >*• te>u;*rature. bul principal; on tbr natur« of hi* -rat nnder <uch a pro» N ation. When A clever girl has hit upon a novel wav the larger pan beneath the one bolding A gentleman of an inquisitive turn of “I nevo mw anything like the way you Brown ha«l looked In »am for the doc th. .ul.taixw uinleripmtc combuMion or lo of varying her hats and bonnets durini the ice, and will be kept <-ool by the slow a bright mind, a sweet temper » women manage to ronsnme fuel!” and fight, hr al*<» looktst in »a n for hl* seat. mind noticed hundnsls of tiny tracks in caisl™.-™.-» Th. flam, ot an ordinary Hr. and country home and a snug Mi Mouser $¿1 .«» '««si hi« hat and stnsle It »»a* romplrtely hi Idm by that mean the dust across Somerset avenue, ami. la yellow I»,-,,« m, h.aI „ „,,, ,uffl 1M1( (o the summer at very little expense. She dripping of the ice water upon them — estate of good paying interest. New York Herald. angrily toward the wood[g|e A few sticks man. who era* *» «Ireplv interraced in his following them np. discovered that they render Ih. carbon a «hito bret. The darn« is a burn milliner, and always trims, and fell liefore th« ovage manipulation of the l»aprr a.«« to ’•» a holh oblivion« of every- were made by an army of caterpillars, will burn mu-li bei«titer wh«u air in supplied sometimes makes, her own headgear, and Miss Sonsabangh. teacher in an >' saw, while Mr M«»U'er * snarling kept thing rl*r Mar, Iml.rMn'i s«eee.M»e. But Brow n had his revenge. who w«v emigrating Taunton Glisette. b> it freely, as by rasine out th« cinders at is fowl of having a quantity of pretty excellent lime to G m * wihl tn«Hiona of the Alrea.lv a succesaor has lieen chosen school in Philadelphia, has resign« A lad » soon entered, amt i*vf<irv any one ibe Isiitom of th. grate or blowing the Sr« hats an l bounete Having fontxl bv ex- sawyer position, having married one of he« could ••ffri hrr a m - m , he ptiurhnl up the «v«rv frwh penetxT that expense flower, fade jaat for Miss Mary Anderson, wbo. as the A wtdl known hotel clerk aver« that with a IwUows. IsraiM with _ _____ With a crash he seal the saw flying mean man and «a a I pupils named Alexander Ransom b»r nearly thirty y -ar* every third earn- * a n^w •uPl8y of agygM. alamt as Ko, M cheap ones, she has de- world has been given to nmlerwtand. will bridegroom is of the Mohawk tribe. •• *vve«p* I«* *v$ve4e *eM »7U»$ *wv$.«SivAnO , THE VIGIL OF ADAM. WOMAN'S WORLD. 1 -Mb Professional life with her mar- a«to, Au------------ end her T'na ar ra