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war, who left hi» wife und six
children home. There he was;
It’s a grand thing to k a sol fighting for his home und his
dier und fight for your country. country, und when he came back
You don’t know what you are his wife had six more children
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fighting alxiut, but you fight und a new husband. No wonder
anyway.
General Sherman »aid "War is
Und why do we haf war?. You ----- ” —well you know what he
don’t know, und I don’t know, so said it was. Und most men can’t}
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I will explanation it.
get into der army, anyway. To,
Two nations get a notion that get in der army a man has to be
they want eggspansion, und one perfect, got to haf two arms,
nation eggspansions itself ofer couple of hands, strong heart,
on der udder nation’s eggspecta- sound lungs, und a perfect hear
1500—Some houne with a good lot,
tions und that indignations der ing. Those are der men they
lawn, Rarden and fruit, not far out. A
udder nation’s anticipations. pick out to l>e shot, und der crip- '
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>550—Neat little frame houae, on
'Phen der diplomatic corps of der pies und blind men defend der
Rood street, juat off Water atreet. Dirt
first nation gets in communica women.
rheap.
tion with der diplomaniacs of der
If a man goes out und gets his.
>550—Four-room houae, two large
second nation, und they ask for leg shooted off, he gets $13 a
lota in Cowing addition. Thia will beat
paying rent.
an eggsplanation. Und because month for a pension. If he gets
MOO down will buy a 7-room houae,
I these diplomaniacs are afraid to his arm »hooted off, he gets n
nice
large lot. MOO long time, if you
fight it out with each other, dollar and a quarter, und if he
want your money’a worth, rail and aee
they order a war.
thia.
don’t get shooted at all, they put
They say we’ve got nothing him in jail. Look in der olden
A few nice houaea, well located, >1,-
000 for new 4-room houae, large lot,
to do today—let’s haf a war. days, der days of der Roman sol
nicely located, near Water atreet.
They order a war like a man or dier. A Roman soldier went out
Terms.
ders a ham sandwich, und der in a suit of armor, und der bat
$1000 for a nice new 4-rooms and
day before we go to war they tleships was made out of wood.
pantry; lawn, large lot. Guiaer addi
tion. Terma.
make a greut speeches und tell Now they take der armor olf der $
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$1200 will buy a 7-room houae and
us how proud we should feel be soldiers und put it on »ler battle
lot in Guiaer addition; half down.
cause they order a war, so we ships, und der soldiers haf to
$1500 will buy a 7-room houae and
could get shot, und by a strange fight in a peek-a-boo undershirt,
lot near Depot Hotel; $300 down;
terma.
coincidence we say we are very that is already half full of holes.
$1500—Seven-rooms, pantry and
much obliged to them for letting
I can’t understand war at all.
large lot; aouth aide, nicely located;
us get shot.
one-half down.
They send a man out to be »hoot
1 haf been in six wars, und ed, und after he is shooted they Í
$1500—Four large rooms, ahed, very
large lot, paved atreet, aouth aide. Thia
don’t know what any of them send for a doctor to cure him;
ia a cash anap.
was about. l/ook at der wars we so what’s der use of it? Every;
$1900 for a 5-room cottage, clone in
had in our country. Look at der nation has army surgeons—Ger
on Water atreet; $800 down; eaay
war of ’61, der Civil Engineers’ many, France, United States, ev
terma.
$2000 for a 7-room houae and oth
war, und hxik at dose great men erybody but the Irish. They'
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buildings, fine orchard and garden
we haf had. There was General don’t need any doctors. When an
with one acre. Caah.
Useless Grant, und that German Irishman is through fighting,
$2000 for a 5-room houae, barn and
man, Patrick Henry. He got up they need an undertaker. But $
one acre in fruit, facing Water atreet.
Cheap for caah.
in der middle of der centre of every country has had a war—
$2500 for a 7-room cottage and
der Revolutionary war und said, General
Thoughthecouldfight-
one acre, one-half block from Water
"Gif me liberty or I’ll die,” und sky went up to der Czar und
atreet, close in; will give terms.
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he died.
$3000 for an 8-room house, barn,
says: “Czar, can’t we haf a
Und wasn’t it in ’76 dat we war?” Und der Czar says:
one acre orchard, berries, garden on
west aide Water atreet; >1000 down;
fighted for liberty? Dat was der “Sure, I’ll order one for break ;>
terma to auit.
time when we buyed a bell, und fast.” They had General Mus-
>3400 for a strictly modern 6 rooma,
we buyed a rope, und gif a man kowitz, General Surrenderowitz,
basement, bath, toilet, 1% acre, or
thirty-seven cents to ring out .General Runawayitz — a fine'
chard, berries, garden, lawn; about
half down.
der bell, und then when the bell bunch of names they had there.
>3600—Nine-room residence, close
would ring out liberty, then no When der Czar wanted der name
in. Water atreet. Thia ia a snap, and
one would haf to work any more, of a new ger.jral, he would chuck
a small payment will handle it.
und just when der Bell was ring the alphabet out of der window, !»
>4200 for 4 acres in town, facing
ing out, und everybody was hap und whichever way der alphabet
Water atreet; 1 acre peaches, other
orchard and berriea and garden; all
py und free, und they don’t haf fell, that was the name of the
kinda; nice buildinga.. Terma.
to work, der bell cracked. Then ' new general.
>3700—20'/i acres just outside city
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we all had to go to work.
Der Czar tried to stop der war
limits, all kinds of orchard and gar
But what’s der use to talk three times, but every time he
den; 8-room house, large barn, rock
about war? Nobody wants a war. tried to send one of dose names
milk-house, water piped in house. This
ia an ideal place; part caah.
Even Carnegie don’t want a war. ofer the cable, the cable got a
He gifs us ten million dollars for cramp. But why shouldn’t der $
peaces. Why not? Didn’t he Czar let them haf a war? Just
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make a billion dollars selling ar think of dose poor Russian sol
mor plate when we had a war? diers in Manchuria fighting,
He is ninety million dollars starvation staring them in der ; '
ahead. Just think of that! face, fighting through slush and
There are ten million people in snow six inches deep, und der
America und he gifs us ten mil Czar, der man who made der
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lion dollars; that is a dollar war, he is home in his palace
apiece if we don’t fight; und der walking in six inches of curpet.
S Iverton, Oregon
man that makes the ammunition Then after der war is ofer they
offers fifty million dollars if we hold a big jubilee for the Ctar.
will haf a war. That is four dol Thousands and thousands of
lars apiece more if we will fight, people are cheering und crying,
so what can a man do? Every “Long live der Czar!” Flags are
O re*on
nation in der world is crying for flying everywhere, der bands are
peaces, und j>eaces, I tell you, is playing der national anthem,
der battle cry. We are going to "Der Marcel Wave,” der Czar is
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have peaces if we haf to go to riding in a golden carriage with
war to fight for it.
his wife, der ( zaradine, by his
Didn’t Napoleon Boneyard side, und his chariot is studded
said, "In der peace of war, time with jewels und diamonds
should be a preparation?” und it drawn by sixteen horses und
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is coming to this der people of four mules und everybody cries
our country is getting better. “Hooray for the Czar!” The
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I^ast year der people of our streets is paved with violets ufld
country bought over five hun highcinches. Der parade is com E ditor of S ilverton J ournal ,
dred thousand new Bibles, und ing down in a snowstorm of ros
S ilverton , O regon .
der crop of poker chips was thir es und jumping up Johnnies. Ev
Enclosed find $1.00, for which send the J ournal to
ty-seven million bushels, und erybody cries “Hooray for the
then they talk about a war!
Czar!” But der soldiers, der real
Everything is a battle, ain’t I heroes of der war, where are
it? Everything is a fight. Look they? They are out in der woods address
how dose men fight about the : chopping down trees to make
North Pole. Peary says, “I 1 themselves a wooden leg.—Sei.
found der Pole.” Cook says, “I
think 1 found der Pole,” und del-
Do you want to quit ranching
first thing we know they will tell and get a paying business or a
FOR EXCHANGE
Changed Headquarters.
us that Roosevelt shooted it over home in town? Have you a few
Dr. Heisley will be at Silver-
in Africa. He shooted every acres to trade in on a large
$6000—Hotel newly furnish ton Monday, Wednesday ana b t i-
thing else over there, und he farm ? Do you want to exchange
shooted a lot of things that was your house and lot for a home ed, doing good business. Will day. Office over Preston’s Shop.
never there, und if we had an that is paying, near Silverton? exchange for farm and might Leave orders at Preston’s. Sa
lem office an dresidence, 527
other election like the last one,
Have you an eastern farm to pay a cash difference.
Court street, opposite Court
he will shooted himself. He exchange for a nice home in the
didn’t haf half as much trouble West? I have some nice, clear
$6500 for a dray and express house, and next door to Moose
20ctf
with der animals as we haf got inside property and business business, three teams and auto building.
with de suffragette women, und propositions to swap for farm truck. Will exchange for dairy
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don’t it prove that a woman is land; also orchard and alfalfa or stock farm, up to $9000.
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the cause of all de trouble?
land to exchange for stock or
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Look at der first couple—in dairy ranches; also some fine
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There was Adam in der Garden change or would take a partner. change for Silverton property.
The third edition of "The
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of Eden, und all der time he Write or call. H. E. Brown, Sil
Escaped Nun from Mt. *
wanted to eat a peach und she verton, Oregon.
160 acres 7>/i miles from Sil ♦ Angel or the Last Stand of ♦
made him eat a crabapple, und
verton, on Abiqua creek, will ex ♦ Desperate Despotism ” is 3*
I have just listed another change for Portland property. ♦ all gone, and we now have ♦
we haf been doubled up ever
since. Und still they talk about large tract of land on Howell Stock and equipments will go ♦ the wheels turning out *
war. Why, I know some men Prairie, the cream of this great with farm if desired. This will * another large edition. Send ♦
that are so brave that they’d Willamette valley. I am looking make an ideal dairy and stock ♦ in your orders at once and ♦
take another man’s wife und forward, not backward. If you ranch.
♦ sell them to your neighbors ♦
take a chance of getting shooted could see ahead 20 years, as you
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H. E. BROWN,
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can look back 20 years, you
without going to war.
Silverton, Oregon.
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The price is 10c each but
There was a man in our army wouldn’t keep your cash in the
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so full of patriotics that he banks. Oregon is just beginning
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couldn’t wait until der war was to grow, the rancher is just be am prepared to handle about 1,- ♦ 50 for .................... $ 4.00 ♦
declared, so he wented und pick ginning to prosper. Now is the 000 customers on nice, clean, ♦ 100 for.................. $ 7.00 ♦
ed out his own battlefield und time to get a home. Think of it!
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These 10-acre homes are counted money-making homes, from 8 ♦ 500 for ................ $32.00 ♦
shooted himself.
Der war records prove that by thousands. Twenty years ago acres up to 240 acres improved * 1000 for .............. $50.00
They sell every where ♦
more married men haf been to the same grants were 640-acre and give terms to suit. I have ♦
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careful
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selecting
war than single men. I asked tracts owned by one man. Write
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a married man why, und he says, to me, let me explain my small i the cream of the valley, and at ♦ a bunch.
“Well, after you haf been mar homes to you. I have them from the right price. Small payments ♦ J. E. HOSMER, Silver tor, •
Oregon.
ried a couple of years war is just 5 acres up; easy terms. Write ¡down; easy payments.
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