'■ -B - - - —■ - ------- ..-.-«a UND NOW WE HAF WAR. 1 FOR SALE! Don’t you know that ■ SCOTT’S SHORT ORDER Restaurant i Is the Place to Eat. Russell Building. Water Street, Silverton, Oregon. L ? I LADIES AND GENTS SUITS CLEANED, PRESSED, REPAIRED AND MADE TO ORDER L. E. BROWN, Opposite Drake Bros’ Studio ♦ HARNESS and SHOE SHOP. I make a specialty of Harness and Shoe repairing Guarantee Satisfaction or money back. Harness made to order. I PROMPT WORK. GOOD GOODS. RIGHT PRIES W. A. CROSS, the Harness Man ......................................... ».......................... . • • ••........................... A certain girl loved a boy, THAT’S HER BUSINESS A certain boy loved a girl. THAT’S HIS BUSINESS Finally they married. THAT’S THEIR BUSINESS Then they wanted a house to live in . . . THATS MY If you want to BUSINESS Buy, Build, or Rent, See BEN HOFSTETTER Contractor and Builder Phone Black 1341 ► Are YOU intending to build in the FIRE LIMIT? < SEE- HERBERT ROE ^^2-ABOUT 4 a < < the cost of cememt brick in comparison to other methods of building. L < H. E. Brown THE SILVERTON JOURNAL THE GEM THEATRE, mo S res Never Gets Old ENJOYED BY ALL CHILDREN AND GROWN FOLKS Instructive and Educative. PACIFIC TRANSFER CO. PHONE BLACK 681 t war, who left hi» wife und six children home. There he was; It’s a grand thing to k a sol­ fighting for his home und his dier und fight for your country. country, und when he came back You don’t know what you are his wife had six more children •! fighting alxiut, but you fight und a new husband. No wonder anyway. General Sherman »aid "War is Und why do we haf war?. You ----- ” —well you know what he don’t know, und I don’t know, so said it was. Und most men can’t} e shot, und der crip- ' 5 anap. >550—Neat little frame houae, on 'Phen der diplomatic corps of der pies und blind men defend der Rood street, juat off Water atreet. Dirt first nation gets in communica­ women. rheap. tion with der diplomaniacs of der If a man goes out und gets his. >550—Four-room houae, two large second nation, und they ask for leg shooted off, he gets $13 a lota in Cowing addition. Thia will beat paying rent. an eggsplanation. Und because month for a pension. If he gets MOO down will buy a 7-room houae, I these diplomaniacs are afraid to his arm »hooted off, he gets n nice large lot. MOO long time, if you fight it out with each other, dollar and a quarter, und if he want your money’a worth, rail and aee they order a war. thia. don’t get shooted at all, they put They say we’ve got nothing him in jail. Look in der olden A few nice houaea, well located, >1,- 000 for new 4-room houae, large lot, to do today—let’s haf a war. days, der days of der Roman sol­ nicely located, near Water atreet. They order a war like a man or­ dier. A Roman soldier went out Terms. ders a ham sandwich, und der in a suit of armor, und der bat­ $1000 for a nice new 4-rooms and day before we go to war they tleships was made out of wood. pantry; lawn, large lot. Guiaer addi­ tion. Terma. make a greut speeches und tell Now they take der armor olf der $ •! $1200 will buy a 7-room houae and us how proud we should feel be­ soldiers und put it on »ler battle­ lot in Guiaer addition; half down. cause they order a war, so we ships, und der soldiers haf to $1500 will buy a 7-room houae and could get shot, und by a strange fight in a peek-a-boo undershirt, lot near Depot Hotel; $300 down; terma. coincidence we say we are very that is already half full of holes. $1500—Seven-rooms, pantry and much obliged to them for letting I can’t understand war at all. large lot; aouth aide, nicely located; us get shot. one-half down. They send a man out to be »hoot­ 1 haf been in six wars, und ed, und after he is shooted they Í $1500—Four large rooms, ahed, very large lot, paved atreet, aouth aide. Thia don’t know what any of them send for a doctor to cure him; ia a cash anap. was about. l/ook at der wars we so what’s der use of it? Every; $1900 for a 5-room cottage, clone in had in our country. Look at der nation has army surgeons—Ger­ on Water atreet; $800 down; eaay war of ’61, der Civil Engineers’ many, France, United States, ev­ terma. $2000 for a 7-room houae and oth­ war, und hxik at dose great men erybody but the Irish. They' er buildings, fine orchard and garden we haf had. There was General don’t need any doctors. When an with one acre. Caah. Useless Grant, und that German Irishman is through fighting, $2000 for a 5-room houae, barn and man, Patrick Henry. He got up they need an undertaker. But $ one acre in fruit, facing Water atreet. Cheap for caah. in der middle of der centre of every country has had a war— $2500 for a 7-room cottage and der Revolutionary war und said, General Thoughthecouldfight- one acre, one-half block from Water "Gif me liberty or I’ll die,” und sky went up to der Czar und atreet, close in; will give terms. 1 he died. $3000 for an 8-room house, barn, says: “Czar, can’t we haf a Und wasn’t it in ’76 dat we war?” Und der Czar says: one acre orchard, berries, garden on west aide Water atreet; >1000 down; fighted for liberty? Dat was der “Sure, I’ll order one for break­ ;> terma to auit. time when we buyed a bell, und fast.” They had General Mus- >3400 for a strictly modern 6 rooma, we buyed a rope, und gif a man kowitz, General Surrenderowitz, basement, bath, toilet, 1% acre, or­ thirty-seven cents to ring out .General Runawayitz — a fine' chard, berries, garden, lawn; about half down. der bell, und then when the bell bunch of names they had there. >3600—Nine-room residence, close would ring out liberty, then no When der Czar wanted der name in. Water atreet. Thia ia a snap, and one would haf to work any more, of a new ger.jral, he would chuck a small payment will handle it. und just when der Bell was ring­ the alphabet out of der window, !» >4200 for 4 acres in town, facing ing out, und everybody was hap­ und whichever way der alphabet Water atreet; 1 acre peaches, other orchard and berriea and garden; all py und free, und they don’t haf fell, that was the name of the kinda; nice buildinga.. Terma. to work, der bell cracked. Then ' new general. >3700—20'/i acres just outside city $ we all had to go to work. Der Czar tried to stop der war limits, all kinds of orchard and gar­ But what’s der use to talk three times, but every time he den; 8-room house, large barn, rock about war? Nobody wants a war. tried to send one of dose names milk-house, water piped in house. This ia an ideal place; part caah. Even Carnegie don’t want a war. ofer the cable, the cable got a He gifs us ten million dollars for cramp. But why shouldn’t der $ peaces. Why not? Didn’t he Czar let them haf a war? Just $ make a billion dollars selling ar­ think of dose poor Russian sol­ mor plate when we had a war? diers in Manchuria fighting, He is ninety million dollars starvation staring them in der ; ' ahead. Just think of that! face, fighting through slush and There are ten million people in snow six inches deep, und der America und he gifs us ten mil­ Czar, der man who made der Box 145 lion dollars; that is a dollar war, he is home in his palace apiece if we don’t fight; und der walking in six inches of curpet. S Iverton, Oregon man that makes the ammunition Then after der war is ofer they offers fifty million dollars if we hold a big jubilee for the Ctar. will haf a war. That is four dol­ Thousands and thousands of lars apiece more if we will fight, people are cheering und crying, so what can a man do? Every “Long live der Czar!” Flags are O re*on nation in der world is crying for flying everywhere, der bands are peaces, und j>eaces, I tell you, is playing der national anthem, der battle cry. We are going to "Der Marcel Wave,” der Czar is A FREE PRESS have peaces if we haf to go to riding in a golden carriage with war to fight for it. his wife, der ( zaradine, by his Didn’t Napoleon Boneyard side, und his chariot is studded said, "In der peace of war, time with jewels und diamonds should be a preparation?” und it drawn by sixteen horses und SUBSCRIPTION BLANK is coming to this der people of four mules und everybody cries our country is getting better. “Hooray for the Czar!” The 191 I^ast year der people of our streets is paved with violets ufld country bought over five hun­ highcinches. Der parade is com­ E ditor of S ilverton J ournal , dred thousand new Bibles, und ing down in a snowstorm of ros­ S ilverton , O regon . der crop of poker chips was thir­ es und jumping up Johnnies. Ev­ Enclosed find $1.00, for which send the J ournal to ty-seven million bushels, und erybody cries “Hooray for the then they talk about a war! Czar!” But der soldiers, der real Everything is a battle, ain’t I heroes of der war, where are it? Everything is a fight. Look they? They are out in der woods address how dose men fight about the : chopping down trees to make North Pole. Peary says, “I 1 themselves a wooden leg.—Sei. found der Pole.” Cook says, “I think 1 found der Pole,” und del- Do you want to quit ranching first thing we know they will tell and get a paying business or a FOR EXCHANGE Changed Headquarters. us that Roosevelt shooted it over home in town? Have you a few Dr. Heisley will be at Silver- in Africa. He shooted every­ acres to trade in on a large $6000—Hotel newly furnish­ ton Monday, Wednesday ana b t i- thing else over there, und he farm ? Do you want to exchange shooted a lot of things that was your house and lot for a home ed, doing good business. Will day. Office over Preston’s Shop. never there, und if we had an­ that is paying, near Silverton? exchange for farm and might Leave orders at Preston’s. Sa­ lem office an dresidence, 527 other election like the last one, Have you an eastern farm to pay a cash difference. Court street, opposite Court he will shooted himself. He exchange for a nice home in the didn’t haf half as much trouble West? I have some nice, clear $6500 for a dray and express house, and next door to Moose 20ctf with der animals as we haf got inside property and business business, three teams and auto building. with de suffragette women, und propositions to swap for farm truck. Will exchange for dairy ♦ * * ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ * ♦ don’t it prove that a woman is land; also orchard and alfalfa or stock farm, up to $9000. « the cause of all de trouble? land to exchange for stock or * Look at der first couple—in dairy ranches; also some fine MORE BOOKLETS House and lot in Eugene to ex­ * * der days of Adam und Evening. timber and sawmills to sell, ex­ * ♦ There was Adam in der Garden change or would take a partner. change for Silverton property. The third edition of "The ♦ of Eden, und all der time he Write or call. H. E. Brown, Sil­ Escaped Nun from Mt. * wanted to eat a peach und she verton, Oregon. 160 acres 7>/i miles from Sil­ ♦ Angel or the Last Stand of ♦ made him eat a crabapple, und verton, on Abiqua creek, will ex­ ♦ Desperate Despotism ” is 3* I have just listed another change for Portland property. ♦ all gone, and we now have ♦ we haf been doubled up ever since. Und still they talk about large tract of land on Howell Stock and equipments will go ♦ the wheels turning out * war. Why, I know some men Prairie, the cream of this great with farm if desired. This will * another large edition. Send ♦ that are so brave that they’d Willamette valley. I am looking make an ideal dairy and stock ♦ in your orders at once and ♦ take another man’s wife und forward, not backward. If you ranch. ♦ sell them to your neighbors ♦ take a chance of getting shooted could see ahead 20 years, as you * and friends. H. E. BROWN, * can look back 20 years, you without going to war. Silverton, Oregon. ♦ ♦ The price is 10c each but There was a man in our army wouldn’t keep your cash in the ♦ you can get— ♦ so full of patriotics that he banks. Oregon is just beginning ♦ 12 for .................. $ 1.00 * For Sale on Easy Terms. — I couldn’t wait until der war was to grow, the rancher is just be­ am prepared to handle about 1,- ♦ 50 for .................... $ 4.00 ♦ declared, so he wented und pick­ ginning to prosper. Now is the 000 customers on nice, clean, ♦ 100 for.................. $ 7.00 ♦ ed out his own battlefield und time to get a home. Think of it! * ♦ These 10-acre homes are counted money-making homes, from 8 ♦ 500 for ................ $32.00 ♦ shooted himself. Der war records prove that by thousands. Twenty years ago acres up to 240 acres improved * 1000 for .............. $50.00 They sell every where ♦ more married men haf been to the same grants were 640-acre and give terms to suit. I have ♦ like hot cakes... Send for « 1 been very careful in selecting war than single men. I asked tracts owned by one man. Write 4 ♦ a married man why, und he says, to me, let me explain my small i the cream of the valley, and at ♦ a bunch. “Well, after you haf been mar­ homes to you. I have them from the right price. Small payments ♦ J. E. HOSMER, Silver tor, • Oregon. ried a couple of years war is just 5 acres up; easy terms. Write ¡down; easy payments. « ♦ H. E. BROWN, or call. H. E. Brown, Box 145, like a vacation.” « ♦ Box 145, Silverton, Or. ‘ There was another man out to Silverton, Oregon. All work done in the shortest possible time. We are equipped to handle all kinds of furniture, pianos etc., with very little danger of any damage done. No load too heavy for our teams to haul. CLEAN HOME COOKING PURE FOOD Get The Best Service —AT— 44 jOHiffltfssui" Silverton’« Up-to-Date Restaurant and Lunch Counter I. McMULLEN, Proprietor. 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