BREWER DRUG COMPANY PERFECT SPHERES
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Their Life is a Fizzle.
Some people are tk) afraid of
HARNESS and SHOE SHOP.
making mistakes they never do i i T j*
With' All His Scientific Skill Man anything. They fear to take a
stand on any question of right
I make a specialty of.Harnes« and Shoe repairing
Cannot Produce Them.
and wrong. Such a man recent
Guarantee Satisfaction or money back. Harness
ly died back East and one of his
made to order.
THE CURVING OF A BASEBALL neighbors is reported to have
said of him; ‘‘Well, I calculate
It la Possible Only Because the Ball la Jim’s life was just about as com
PROMPT WORK. GOOD GOODS. RIGHTPRICES
an Imperfect Globe and In Campari* plete a fizzle as you could find
eon With Ito Sue Mush Rougher anywhere.
He was neither for
Than the Surface of the Earth.
W. A. CROSS, the Hamess Man
nor against. He spent his whole
Th« real r«H«on why a tmaeball can life in holding his hands and try
I m * thrown ao thnt It will dcacrllM* won ing not to make a mistake. Con
derful curvoM during Ila progroaa
sequence was, he never did any
through the ulr la that every auch ball
hna 11 aurfme iniide up of mounUilna. thing right or worth doing. Poor
valleya. cratera. canyona. gorgea. plnlna old Jim,”
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We have one of
the moat up-to-date Drug Store« in the city.
No
effort will be left undone to please you.
BREWER DRUG COMPANY
Salem, Oregon.
Never (Jets Old
ENJOYED BY ALL CHILDREN AND GROWN FOLKS
Instructive and Educative.
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THE ELITE CARRIAGE PAINTING SHOP
SOUTH SIDF. LEWIS STREET, NEXT TO RED FRONT BARN
S ilverton , O regon .
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We do all kinds of paintimr
and finishing. House paint
ing. pa|M*r hanging, tinting
and revarnishing furniture.
Call and get our prices.
H. STELZIG,
Proprietor!
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Hotel
Beds 25c to 75c
Meals 25c
Board and Room by Week, $5.00
Sunday Chicken Dinnera Specialty
! LADIES AND GENTS SUITS
CLEANED, PRESSED, REPAIRED
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AND MADE TO ORDER
L. E. BROWN,
Opposite Drake Bro«' Studio
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Everything at rock bottom prices.
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A certain girl loved a boy, THAT'S HER BUSINESS
A certain boy loved a girl, THAT’S HIS BUSINESS
Finally they married, THAT’S THEIR BUSINESS
Then they wanted a house to live in . . .
THATS MY
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BUSINESS
Buy, Build, or
Rent, See
BEN HOFSTETTER
Contractor and Builder
’ Telephone Black 1222.
Phone Black
1341
Estimates furnished.
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and other Irregularltiea of the aurface
No Exaggeration.
that, when the dlff«*r«*lic» In alee la
taken Into «-otialderntlon, mnkea the
“You told me you were worth
aurface of the eurth aeem like plate
a
million, and I find that you j
ulaaa.
If It were |H*aalble to make • perfe«'t have only a paltry $10,000, 9f
” said
sphere—If It were poaalble to rnnke a
Blathers*
partner.
bnaebnll with an ubxolutely amooth aur
$10,000 is 1,000,000
face und un exact npliere— no pitcher - ‘‘Well,
In tlie work) could make It curve. The cents,” said Blathers.
Harper’s
very lH*at plp hcra beaetaill baa ever
Weekly.
known or probnbly ever will know
could not rnnke th«* ball deviates lialr'a
Very Scornful.
breadth In It« flight.
And ao while It la partly tn the art
“Our waiters must say “Thank
or knack the profcaalonal pitcher hna
you,
even when the tip is small. ”
In holding and reh*n>dtig the Imaebnll
na be thrown It. It In alao due to the
“That rule does not prevent
fact thnt a bn He I hi 11 hna a wonderfully
them from showing their scorn,
rough nurfnce nunlnat which the air
Some of your wait
cnlchea nod tnriia It that glvea It the my friend.
curve.
ers can say it with seven differ
It yon puna your hand over a pint«* ent inflections. ’’—Pittsburg Post.
glnaa It moves mnoothly with nothing
to retard It If you pa««« your band
Poor Comedy.
ovpr an nnplnn«*d tionrd you can feel
tin* nrughn«*aa npllnt«*rn we call them
“Why did she cut you?”
You cannot move your band an eanlly
“She doesn’t like my comedy. ”
over tb<* board Thin In the name prin
“How’s that?”
ciple with the bnH<*lMill
There la a
niughneMn In I tn Hiirfnr« thnt catclien
“She made the statement at a
In tb<* air and force« one nldt* about or party last night that she was
retardn that aide
Thia baa but one
renillt to make the bimebnll l«*ave Itn twenty years of age, and I said,
straight course, nnd In doing thia it de ‘Yes, I knew that fifteen years
acrilM*« a curve.
ago/ ” Houston Post.
Thin do«*« not detract In the leant
from tlie cleverneaa of the pitcher who
Occupational.
inn no accurately Judge bln muscular
The young woman store de
control an to mak«* a biiaeball curve up
or down, right or left. But the fact tective when proposed to was
remalnn that It In the roughuenn of the
silent.
bn w ba 11 that makes all hla pitching
“Then you cannot be the sun
cleverii«*an ponalble.
Take a brand new league ball In shine of my life.” said the young
your hand
It look« to I m * a p«*rfect
man in disappointed tones.
aphere- that la. almolutely even and
“How can I?” she answered.
uniformly round and an "smooth an
j glnaa" And It may be an mnootb aa “I am a professional shadow.”
glnaa. for glann also ban a rough aur
— New York Post.
I face.
Put a baneball under the mont pow
Perfectly Logical.
erfnl mlcroa<-<i|x*. enlarge It microscopi
She— You once said you would
cally 10.000 dlnuietera. and what do
yon «*•*•? The vety thing mentioned in die for me, and now you refuse
the fl rat paragraph of thia article. The to get up and light the fire.
surface la rough.
It looks like the
He—That’s perfectly logical.
landscape In the Alpa or Yellowstone If I died for you I’d be done
park or any other rough aoction of the
with it, but if I get up once and
earth.
It has peaks, ranges, ridges,
valleys, plains and holes, gulches and light the fire you’ll want me to
all sorts of uneven places, and if the do it every morning. —Boston
earth could be made aa aruall aa a i Transcript
baseball It would be practically a per-
Disappointed in Love.
f«***t sphere and absolutely smooth.
This Is lH*cause the highest mountains
“What’s wrong with that
of the earth and the d«*epest valleys
melancholy
man you were talk
would be millions ui»on millions of
ing to just now?”
times sninIler In comparison with the
“He has been disappointed in
rough uneven places on a baseball If
either the earth were reduced to the love.”
“Too bad! Did some other
size of a baseball or a baseball enlarg
fellow get the girl?”
ed to the size of the earth.
If this were not true the earth would
“No. he got the girl, but she
not revolve so regularly upon Its axis. won’t support him.” —Birming
It would perform an “In shoot" or ham Age-Herald.
“out shoot” and curve off through
space.
Silverton Has
Even the billiard ball has a surface
No
saloons.
much rougher In comparison to its size
Five churches.
than the surface of the earth, and we
Paved streets.
refer to a billiard ball as about the
sin<M>tti)*st thing known. “As smooth
Electric lights.
aa 11 billiard ball” la a well known
Two saw mills.
simile. For the same reason that a
Two solid banks.
perfectly smooth baseball could not be
Two newspapers.
curve«!, a perfectly smooth and per- ’
A large gristmill.
fectly round billiard ball could not be
A large opera house.
made to curve on the table. It would
A good sewer system.
not take “English.” as billiard players
Many beautiful homes.
call it when they make a ball go for
Moving picture theatre.
ward and then roll backward or In any
A gravity water system.
direction Just by the manner In which
they strike It with a chalked cue.
An excellent high school.
Tills fnct of roughness causing It to
A score or more of lodges.
spin becomes all too evident when a
10 daily trains every 11 hours.
player forgets to chalk his cue and
A fine creamery and ice plant.
pla.va several shots thereafter. If the
A surrounding country that «
leather tip of the cue becomes shiny
It will slip on tlie ball. There is no | challenges the world, and many
are
purchase with which it can take hold. enterprising citizens who
But chnlk Is sticky stuff, and the gran thoroughly awake to what Silver-
til«*« are large, so that a well chalked ton needs.
cue has a very rough Hiirfnce. and this
Statement of the Ownership
rough surface of the tip of the cue fits
Into the rough projections on the ball,
Management, circulation, etc.,
and thereby a ball can be given a lot
of
The Silverton Journal, pub
of twist. In order to accomplish this
successfully, moreover, the billiard lished weekly at Silverton, Ore
cloth nap moat be new and therefore gon, required by the Act of
rough.
August 24, 1912.
During r«»cent experimentation with
Editor J. E. Hosmer, Silver-
regard to the kinetic theory of gases i ton, Ore.
a Belgian adentlst desired to find out
Managing Editor—J. E. Hos
how perfect n sphere could be made in
mer,
Silverton, Ore.
order that by the clashing of these to- '
Business
Manger—J. E. Hos
gether an Idea might be secured of the
eff«*ct of the collisions of the spherical mer. Silverton, Ore.
Publisher—J. E. Hosmer, Sil
atoms that make up a gas. The proj
ect bad to be abandoned at last be verton, Ore.
cause no machinery could be construct
Owner J. E. Hosmer, Silver-
ed that would turn out a perfect ton, Ore.
sphere artificially, and nature has no
Signature of editor, publisher,
perfect sphere of large else in all her business manager or owner—J.
many forma of matter. Perfect disks
E. Hosmer.
could be made, but a round ball was
Sworn to and subscribed be
beyond the limits of human accom
fore me this 31st day of July,
plishment—New Yortt American.
A Pair of Why«.
She (coming down Into)—Why do yon
wonr thnt yachting cap? You are nev
er on n yacht, tie—Why do you wear
that watch? You are never on time.
1913.
Geo. W. Hubbs,
Notary Public for Oregon.
My commission expires March
31, 1915.
If you use the Excelsior, the
only wire fence that will
stand up under all condi
tions.
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T. D. ALLEN, Silverton J
ANNOUNCEMENT
OREGON NORMAL SCHOOL
F or T eachers —
The
Oregon
Normal
School is Oregon’s institu
tion for the preparation of
teachers for the public
schools. The entire time
and attention of the school
is devoted to this purpose,
and only students intending
to be teachers are admitted.
T he F aculty —
The faculty, numbering
eighteen members, is chosen
for the expressed purpose
of training teachers for the
public schools, and directs
its entire energy upon this
one thing.
D epartments —
The several departments
offer every form of work
required in the public
schools, including Super
vision and School Manage
ment and Domestic Science
and Domestic Art. A well-
equipped gymnasium and
athletic grounds furnish
ample opportunity for train
ing in every phase of Phys
ical Culture.
E quipment —
The school has at present
commodious buildings in
which to do its work. These
buildings have every appli
ance for good work and are
kept clean and sanitary so
that the students may have
the best conditions for work
at all times.
T raining S chool —
The Normal maintains a
complete system of training
schools from the first to the
eighth grade inclusive, and
it is in charge of skillful
and professionally trained
teachers.
T erm B egins —
The Fall term begins Sep
tember 15.
For further information
with regard to the school
address
PRESIDENT J H. ACKERMAN,
MONMOUTH, OREGON.
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