BREWER DRUG COMPANY PERFECT SPHERES ♦»«»«»« >♦■»•»<»»♦♦♦ Their Life is a Fizzle. Some people are tk) afraid of HARNESS and SHOE SHOP. making mistakes they never do i i T j* With' All His Scientific Skill Man anything. They fear to take a stand on any question of right I make a specialty of.Harnes« and Shoe repairing Cannot Produce Them. and wrong. Such a man recent­ Guarantee Satisfaction or money back. Harness ly died back East and one of his made to order. THE CURVING OF A BASEBALL neighbors is reported to have said of him; ‘‘Well, I calculate It la Possible Only Because the Ball la Jim’s life was just about as com­ PROMPT WORK. GOOD GOODS. RIGHTPRICES an Imperfect Globe and In Campari* plete a fizzle as you could find eon With Ito Sue Mush Rougher anywhere. He was neither for Than the Surface of the Earth. W. A. CROSS, the Hamess Man nor against. He spent his whole Th« real r«H«on why a tmaeball can life in holding his hands and try­ I m * thrown ao thnt It will dcacrllM* won ing not to make a mistake. Con­ derful curvoM during Ila progroaa sequence was, he never did any­ through the ulr la that every auch ball hna 11 aurfme iniide up of mounUilna. thing right or worth doing. Poor valleya. cratera. canyona. gorgea. plnlna old Jim,” _____________ We have one of the moat up-to-date Drug Store« in the city. No effort will be left undone to please you. BREWER DRUG COMPANY Salem, Oregon. Never (Jets Old ENJOYED BY ALL CHILDREN AND GROWN FOLKS Instructive and Educative. P hone : B lub 12X1 THE ELITE CARRIAGE PAINTING SHOP SOUTH SIDF. LEWIS STREET, NEXT TO RED FRONT BARN S ilverton , O regon . ♦ r We do all kinds of paintimr and finishing. House paint­ ing. pa|M*r hanging, tinting and revarnishing furniture. Call and get our prices. H. STELZIG, Proprietor! J - Hansen Hotel Beds 25c to 75c Meals 25c Board and Room by Week, $5.00 Sunday Chicken Dinnera Specialty ! LADIES AND GENTS SUITS CLEANED, PRESSED, REPAIRED i AND MADE TO ORDER L. E. BROWN, Opposite Drake Bro«' Studio .................................................................................... ................ “•4 - SAVE MONEY BY BUYING YOUR GOODS AT <• The N. Digerness Store *• <• SHOES, CLOTHING, DRY GOODS, GROCERIES. Everything at rock bottom prices. Corner F irst and Oak St«. • • • • ♦ SILVERTON, ORE. • • p1» • • • • i- A certain girl loved a boy, THAT'S HER BUSINESS A certain boy loved a girl, THAT’S HIS BUSINESS Finally they married, THAT’S THEIR BUSINESS Then they wanted a house to live in . . . THATS MY If you want to BUSINESS Buy, Build, or Rent, See BEN HOFSTETTER Contractor and Builder ’ Telephone Black 1222. Phone Black 1341 Estimates furnished. •1 HERBERT ROE > ■ •V •i •» 9 Your Fence Troubles are Over * THE GEM THEATRE, M0S res F irst C lass W ork * I Corner Court and Liberty St«. Call and ice ua when in Salem. i » GENERAL CONCRETE WORK Have your bathroom covered with Composition Flooring Waterproof, Fireproof, Crackproof. Put on over board floor at 5<)c. per ft. Any color < < •< •< < < and other Irregularltiea of the aurface No Exaggeration. that, when the dlff«*r«*lic» In alee la taken Into «-otialderntlon, mnkea the “You told me you were worth aurface of the eurth aeem like plate a million, and I find that you j ulaaa. If It were |H*aalble to make • perfe«'t have only a paltry $10,000, 9f ” said sphere—If It were poaalble to rnnke a Blathers* partner. bnaebnll with an ubxolutely amooth aur $10,000 is 1,000,000 face und un exact npliere— no pitcher - ‘‘Well, In tlie work) could make It curve. The cents,” said Blathers. Harper’s very lH*at plp hcra beaetaill baa ever Weekly. known or probnbly ever will know could not rnnke th«* ball deviates lialr'a Very Scornful. breadth In It« flight. And ao while It la partly tn the art “Our waiters must say “Thank or knack the profcaalonal pitcher hna you, even when the tip is small. ” In holding and reh*n>dtig the Imaebnll na be thrown It. It In alao due to the “That rule does not prevent fact thnt a bn He I hi 11 hna a wonderfully them from showing their scorn, rough nurfnce nunlnat which the air Some of your wait­ cnlchea nod tnriia It that glvea It the my friend. curve. ers can say it with seven differ­ It yon puna your hand over a pint«* ent inflections. ’’—Pittsburg Post. glnaa It moves mnoothly with nothing to retard It If you pa««« your band Poor Comedy. ovpr an nnplnn«*d tionrd you can feel tin* nrughn«*aa npllnt«*rn we call them “Why did she cut you?” You cannot move your band an eanlly “She doesn’t like my comedy. ” over tb<* board Thin In the name prin­ “How’s that?” ciple with the bnH<*lMill There la a niughneMn In I tn Hiirfnr« thnt catclien “She made the statement at a In tb<* air and force« one nldt* about or party last night that she was retardn that aide Thia baa but one renillt to make the bimebnll l«*ave Itn twenty years of age, and I said, straight course, nnd In doing thia it de ‘Yes, I knew that fifteen years acrilM*« a curve. ago/ ” Houston Post. Thin do«*« not detract In the leant from tlie cleverneaa of the pitcher who Occupational. inn no accurately Judge bln muscular The young woman store de­ control an to mak«* a biiaeball curve up or down, right or left. But the fact tective when proposed to was remalnn that It In the roughuenn of the silent. bn w ba 11 that makes all hla pitching “Then you cannot be the sun­ cleverii«*an ponalble. Take a brand new league ball In shine of my life.” said the young your hand It look« to I m * a p«*rfect man in disappointed tones. aphere- that la. almolutely even and “How can I?” she answered. uniformly round and an "smooth an j glnaa" And It may be an mnootb aa “I am a professional shadow.” glnaa. for glann also ban a rough aur — New York Post. I face. Put a baneball under the mont pow Perfectly Logical. erfnl mlcroa<-tti)*st thing known. “As smooth Electric lights. aa 11 billiard ball” la a well known Two saw mills. simile. For the same reason that a Two solid banks. perfectly smooth baseball could not be Two newspapers. curve«!, a perfectly smooth and per- ’ A large gristmill. fectly round billiard ball could not be A large opera house. made to curve on the table. It would A good sewer system. not take “English.” as billiard players Many beautiful homes. call it when they make a ball go for­ Moving picture theatre. ward and then roll backward or In any A gravity water system. direction Just by the manner In which they strike It with a chalked cue. An excellent high school. Tills fnct of roughness causing It to A score or more of lodges. spin becomes all too evident when a 10 daily trains every 11 hours. player forgets to chalk his cue and A fine creamery and ice plant. pla.va several shots thereafter. If the A surrounding country that « leather tip of the cue becomes shiny It will slip on tlie ball. There is no | challenges the world, and many are purchase with which it can take hold. enterprising citizens who But chnlk Is sticky stuff, and the gran thoroughly awake to what Silver- til«*« are large, so that a well chalked ton needs. cue has a very rough Hiirfnce. and this Statement of the Ownership rough surface of the tip of the cue fits Into the rough projections on the ball, Management, circulation, etc., and thereby a ball can be given a lot of The Silverton Journal, pub­ of twist. In order to accomplish this successfully, moreover, the billiard lished weekly at Silverton, Ore­ cloth nap moat be new and therefore gon, required by the Act of rough. August 24, 1912. During r«»cent experimentation with Editor J. E. Hosmer, Silver- regard to the kinetic theory of gases i ton, Ore. a Belgian adentlst desired to find out Managing Editor—J. E. Hos­ how perfect n sphere could be made in mer, Silverton, Ore. order that by the clashing of these to- ' Business Manger—J. E. Hos­ gether an Idea might be secured of the eff«*ct of the collisions of the spherical mer. Silverton, Ore. Publisher—J. E. Hosmer, Sil­ atoms that make up a gas. The proj­ ect bad to be abandoned at last be­ verton, Ore. cause no machinery could be construct­ Owner J. E. Hosmer, Silver- ed that would turn out a perfect ton, Ore. sphere artificially, and nature has no Signature of editor, publisher, perfect sphere of large else in all her business manager or owner—J. many forma of matter. Perfect disks E. Hosmer. could be made, but a round ball was Sworn to and subscribed be­ beyond the limits of human accom­ fore me this 31st day of July, plishment—New Yortt American. A Pair of Why«. She (coming down Into)—Why do yon wonr thnt yachting cap? You are nev er on n yacht, tie—Why do you wear that watch? You are never on time. 1913. Geo. W. Hubbs, Notary Public for Oregon. My commission expires March 31, 1915. If you use the Excelsior, the only wire fence that will stand up under all condi­ tions. J b A for Catalogue and Prirea Phone 1184 £ T. D. ALLEN, Silverton J ANNOUNCEMENT OREGON NORMAL SCHOOL F or T eachers — The Oregon Normal School is Oregon’s institu­ tion for the preparation of teachers for the public schools. The entire time and attention of the school is devoted to this purpose, and only students intending to be teachers are admitted. T he F aculty — The faculty, numbering eighteen members, is chosen for the expressed purpose of training teachers for the public schools, and directs its entire energy upon this one thing. D epartments — The several departments offer every form of work required in the public schools, including Super­ vision and School Manage­ ment and Domestic Science and Domestic Art. A well- equipped gymnasium and athletic grounds furnish ample opportunity for train­ ing in every phase of Phys­ ical Culture. E quipment — The school has at present commodious buildings in which to do its work. These buildings have every appli­ ance for good work and are kept clean and sanitary so that the students may have the best conditions for work at all times. T raining S chool — The Normal maintains a complete system of training schools from the first to the eighth grade inclusive, and it is in charge of skillful and professionally trained teachers. T erm B egins — The Fall term begins Sep­ tember 15. For further information with regard to the school address PRESIDENT J H. ACKERMAN, MONMOUTH, OREGON. IF IT ISN’T AN EASTMAN, IT ISN’T A KODAK ICTURE taking opens a new world of entertainment to the children, and they . never tire of the fun. The Kodak puts’this pleasure in the hands of young and old at small cost.* Is simple enough for a child to use with good results —so efficient the expert can not exhaust its possibilities. Kodak and Kodak supplies always on hand. P _ Kodaks, $5.00 up. Patton Bros. Brownies, $1.00 to $12.00 340 state st. Salem, Ore. & ® » o o JOB PRINTING < « < > o < > o o 00D Printing not only creates a good impression of the ¡plant which does the work, but it also creates a good impression of the person having the work done. The Job Printing ex­ ecuted by The Silverton Journal is a little better than seems necessary, and costs no more than what you pay for in­ ferior work elsewhere. Let us fill your next order for printing of any description. Phone us and we will furnish an estimate of the job. o o o I» < ► < > 1 ► o < > Silverton Journal