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RUSSIA AND ROYALTY A Shadow That r . i: Pa’u of ¿ 2 the fea :: c .~ Plot» That Were Woven Arour.i x ander II. «nd th* Donib That Shat tered Hi» Body—An Infernal Machine That Failed to Kill Alexander III. The sluulow that falls ai ross the path of the exars may extern! the world round. Wherever the ruler of all the Russia* may Int'-pcli to In*. there the shadow of fear lies. Once in I'.trl*. once In the paliK-e garden«, .Vevi: der 11. was fired at. Again In the Winter I’alaee square one Solor'ea. wearing the uniform of an official, t '-<sl the guards one day. and a -aln the cxar was fired u|**n Alexander ran for the palace. Solo- rleff followed him and tired three times. The < r ran In zigzags. how ever. and so es ped. Not long after ward two mines were laid to blow up the Imperial train. One did not ex plode. bttt the second wrecked the train. Once more the czar escei ed. Watching eyes had saved him. their owners having persuaded the ruler to take another train. Later Alexander II. owed his life to the fact that he came late to n func tion at the pala.s*. A bomb blew clean out a large p> rtbai of the imperial resi dence. but tile < ; ir w;w not pre-ent. Hut of all the attempts on the Ilves of Russia’s rulers two stand out most clearly for their amazing ingenuity. One tells the story of a little unpre tentious shop in Malaja Sadovaja street. Kobozeff. then unknown to the police, took the shop hud set out to impress the («dice. who were al ways making sudden inspeitlous of premises along the thoroughfares through which Alexander II. iwssed. that he was nothing but a provision dealer. Nearly every one In that street was a paid spy. but Kobozeff joked with his customers, pleased his purveyors and was most affable and apparently harmless. The dealer inspired confidence, and his custom increased gradually. No wouder. for most of the parcels that his customers were carrying away by day contained nothing but earth— earth that during the night hours bad been scraped by tile man and his wife from beneath the street! It was by snob ingenious method that a tun nel was hollo» cd and cleared under the thoroughfare and a mine laid be neath the way the czar often passed, an innocent couch upon w hich the housewife slept covering the entry to the tunnel. Yet all the work was useless. On the day the scheme was to lie carried out the czar upset all the arrange ments by going off to lunch with the Grand Ivucbess Catherine .'.iicbaelovua. Among th >se who wen* watching on behalf of tlie terrorists was a beauti ful girl—a countess, too—named l‘e- ruvskaya. It was she who. seeing the altered arrangements, gave warning. The czar would return to the palace another way. Along this route four men carrying bombs were stationed. One threw his. Men and horse« were killed all around, but the czar stepped from bls coach unscathed. A second man holding a bomb came forward and threw ft. "Tills time the effect was awful." says Waclaw Gasiorow- ski. who describes the incident in bls book. "Tragic Russia." "The czar fell as if cut by a scythe. His legs were shattered to pieces.’’ So died the czar who bad escaped as by a miracle many times. Alexander III. followed, and there were attempts upon his life. The fourth was one of the most sensa tional in the entire list of nihilist plots. On a bright autumn day the impe rial train trad < <1 at full speed on the tra k well guarded by soldiers. It was toward noon. The imperial family wi re in the dining car. where lurn-b was u’xmt to be served. The cock and his help were malting the last prepara tions for it when an assistant was taken ill. The court physician attended the man and. having stated that he bad fe'er. with symptoms of some fnex- pl! able ailment, decided that the man c< old not remain In the Inif erlal train, and he was left at the next station. The train moved forward toward Pmrkl. traveling nt the speed of eighty ki. .meters an hour. Then the elec trical In'll notified the cook that the imperial family were ready for lunch eon. A few seconds after the bell soundwl a terrific mdse was heard, and a violent explosion changed in the twinkling of an eye the luxurious Im perial train Into a heap dr broken iron, of wrecked cars, of mutilated corpses, envelojid In smoke and made ail the more harrowing bv the moan ing and cries for help of the wounded. Yet the czar escaped! The dining room ear that the nihilists had In- tended should be a grave for the czar, his family anil Ids suit saved him, for although Its roof and floor were wrecked its sides were preserved. They inclined toward the center, prop ped each other like two cards and re maim'd in that position, protecting those who were there from being crushed. The cook who hail lieen put off thu train had worked the whole thing. He bad placed an Infernal machine In a cone of sugar and had faked his HI- ness. thus getting clear a way.—Phila delphia Ledger. Mercy turns her back to the unmerci ful.— Quarles. He Dodged Cold Mutton Green. the English hlstorli n, one day asked a friend which of all the Inventions of their day had done the most for tlie people as a whole 1! ’« friend guessed this and that, lull the answer wa--: "It oi> I <’. >ubt. si .penny ph to graphs." A reply involving quite as great nn tibsu dii.v . • that » s m ule Iq Cecil Rin tie - in nswer t>< a lady win soeklr ; <o drav. him out. suggested that he owisl his phenom* :;a I rise to the impetus of noble sentiments. "Madam." returned Mr. Rhinlea. "I owe my fortune simply and solely to cold mutton." "Cold mutton!" gasped the lady "Oh. Mr. It In des. what do you mean?" "When I was young." continued the South Afrli tn millionaire, "I was so dosed with i old mutton and I hated it so cordially tit it I resolved to grow rich in etiler to put It on one side for the rest of my II e Yes. madam, cold 'nutton was at the r»H«t of my success. Nolde sentiments bad nothing to do with it." Preen eg For a "Dewel.'' One of the most remarkable divit- tpents that have ever cviiue under our observation, says a law Journal. Is to be found in the case of ex parte S. og gin. it Tex. App.. hl<>. Mr. Sooggin was under Indictment for the murder of one William Gerranl. i.tnl an extract from a memorandum book In defend ant’s handwriting and found near the body ran as follows: Johnson Co.. Tx Jan II. 1ST5 As it may bee the last penciling that I may ever do on earth May hevea BU-sx me ami the man that I am going to lite, for we have tieen trnvljng to «either some time an t have fell out a bought the sum of RS and have agreed to light i dewel this Dutiful night of our lord, mill as one of us h is to die May hevea ble-s us. as this Is the last half hour on earth with one of us. hevea l*reserve me now and forever. Written by Jess«- H. og Horrid ami rased in Tx Slnc-t by William Jlrod. Bornd in Illinois Mr. Seoggiu’s piety apparently brought victory to him In the "dewel.” for his adversary w hen found appear ed to have l>cen strm k Iwdilnd the ear by a thirteen inch shell. A Substitute. Tlie young lawyer, having been nom inated for the office of county attor ney. thought to surprise an eccentric genius of the name of Si who was working as a hired man < n the young lawyer s fath'-r’s farm. "Well. SI. what do you think?" tlie young man liegau. “Someth ■ - one thing. I.onny. an’ sometimes ’mt her." "But. Si. they liave nominated tne f >r county r.ttorn "They might ’a" done worse. Lonny. Howsomever. don’t holier till you’re out of the words.’* The young attorney was duly elect ed and on lii.s next visit to the farm announced the fact unctuously to Si. who was at the W'-cd pi!'- s w in hand. "Well. SI. I am elected by a large majority. What do you think < f that?" "Well. lamuy. down In our parts, where I was raised. when we wanted a «topper an’ hadn't any cork we gen erally took a ei.rncob."- Exchange. Practicing cn Wcoden Legs. Of the five cnies In the accident ward that were prori-nnccd cured at the same time three remained in the hospital more than a week after the other two had gone home. “They hail to stay.” said an Interne, “to got used to their wooden legs. It takes some time to learn to manage them, and most men who will have to peg ah ng with them for the rest of their natural lives sttfy in tlie hospital several days after they get well to practice stumping around on their new legs. Of course they can learn out side. but the man who has just ac quired a wooden leg feels so awkward and is so likely to fall down and break the other leg or an arm or maybe hi« ne« k that we prefer to keep him here so he can take his first lessons under our supervision.’’—New York Press. Thouirnd Island». Tie- Lake of the Thousand Islands is forty miles long i: .1 vnr. « fr-tn four to seven miles in width. It is ls»th a continuation of Lake Ontario and the beginning of the St. Linnnri' river. The Thousand islands are really about 1,700 In number. big anil little Many of them arc favorite summer resorts, with hotels and boarding bouses of rich Americans and Canadians. The voyage through them is picturesque, and many of tlie Islands are Illumi nated at night. Who Voted? Benjamin Franklin om-e discussed the projierty qualification for voting In Pennsylvania. A man owned a don key of sufficient value to enable hint to vote, but before the next election the donkey died, and the man’s vote was refused. "Now." asked Franklin, “who voted at the previous election, the man or the donkey!" A Tribute. Walter—They do say ye’re a great hand nt a Welsh rabbit, sir. The Clubman They do. eh? The Waiter - Yis. sir. Ol heerd wan man say ye made wan that was worth all the throuble it gev him aftuer he ate It More In His I, me. “Do you think I will make a play er?” ask'd a sluggish applicant for football. “You may ma! <• a chess player,’’ said th • .-i< h. "You are slow enough In moving." The moroso min t ikes Imth narrow and " pi <’i views ,,f j|f«* and tlie world, lie Is eitle r i nvi< us of the happiness ' <" ' ■ ' fíenles Itn existence.— b'lmmons STEALING IN STORES. tue In ’. . I T¿7 T rhat Is Shown by an Thief. SHOPLIFTER. Latcn«l With a Fal»» Cattom and th« Slit In th» Dr«»» Near th» Belt. Som» Scheme» Succ«»»ful Becaui» ot Their Very Simplicity. As iiiinii'tiius ns they are Ingenious are the tricks of the modern shoplift el's, ileelare st, re delis tiles It keeps tin* ileus'tives busy to "get on" to tlie devices of the men ami u linen wlm lire by their «its in 'toiling from stores. F<>r tricks that are canny few classes of i riminals. it is said, ap pnntvb them. Tilt' method of stealing by using the satchel with a false laittom is one of the cleverest of tlie tricks. Well disguised, tlie shoplifter enters ■i store. Her eyes run over the coun ters. She ¡«Teoiiis the .’bjis't she wants usually something small and valuable, sometimes a purse a custom er has left lying nil tlie t ■ -tinier. Over the objec t tile sin litter phn es her satchel. I’retetullllg tn delve into the sati liel to extract a ptir-e or ham. kerchief, the thief lifts a fa’se bottom in tlie liag. readies under It draws In side the dvsir si article, udjusts the t. - • I" tt<" i. . loses the s,;i. hel and walks away. "But this is only one of many clever ruses employed" deela-.-d a debs'tive the other iktv. "The women es|ieeially tire ingenious. Their tires-. of course, helps them. "tine ef file melhisls of steallug Is for the 'hoplifter to have a slit lit tier dress near the licit \s she stands near the counter sin- ian deftly seize the article desired, lie it a pl.se of lace or costly fabric or a bit of Jewelry, ami slip it Into the skirt. Tlie folds of the skirt are voluminous and conceal the tiling stolen. •'Some tricks ire suei essftll liis aus«' of their simplicity. A fiiMhioiiably d ressi •d «"lumi may walk Into tlie < h>! li Ìli X (IvpJirt liirliî. h’<»k over e<Hit MUitM. pick up one. fold It neatly up. place It under her et mt and walk uway tv<! she will Indljr •ir she H nantly dts-lare that she Isiugltl the suit some time before and Hint she has brought It bit. k )<> Is- nlter.sl "Or a «eman. her hands glittering witli rings and drvss.s! In tlie latest style, may walk Into the store some winter day. She wears only a rich coat of dark fabric "In the eoat department she «ill ask to sec some fur lim-d coHts. till, site is very particular anti tries on one after allot tier. < It Per customers come lip. and tin- saleslady gets busy vvltli them wlille madam Is try ing to suit herself. "While tlie saleslady Is tilllicd she puts on one of the ri- best sable trim med mats, turns on Iter li.s'l and walks away. Perhaps flu- salesgirl may not notice tlie loss until there is an account of st<s k. "Em h month from fifty to sixty ar- reals are made In tlie average large departnieii’ -t, : The tie!.- lives must be extremely < areful. for a false charge would pre ipitatc a suit- for damuges. which would mean many tliomainds. "Certain deiiurtliients hold es|tecig| lures for shoplifters. The Jewelry de partment is Invariably guarded. When the furs come in we have sleuths who ke. p their i y es o|s-n for the woman who likes tu take a fur to the window to examine It. then running for the do->r; the woman with the false skirt and the woman who puts a fur on und audaciously walks nvviry " Although the sales departments and the det.sti’.e departments work to gether, there exists lH-tvveeii them a «plrit of justifiable rivalry. If a de- teetlve is-rvelves some one getting away witli goods It casts discredit on the person I h -I i I ih I tin- counter from which the giMsis were stolen. Tliere- fore the sales folk keep an alert watch for shoplifters. One might Imagine that goods are dumped |M-lltiie|| on the counter« of the l»lg stores As a matter of fact, tlie efficient sale-latly will have everything so arranged that she will notice the disappearance of an article almost im mediately. If a sales woman sus|H'<-t.s a peraon ■he Immediately notifies Hie head de tective. If It Is a woman, a womnh detective Is usually put on the Joi». It is said store mamigcrs usually find women more effi lent than men. Few arre ts ¡in* ever made in the. stores, ns mi arrest gives only unde- xir.ible publicity, Tim detect I ve usual ly follows »uspcct'sl persons from the store mid arrests him or her outside. It is said that arri <ts for «hoplifting in New York excisa! .’ ì . imhi a year. In that city a full descript inn of al) shop lifters caught an* sent to the Retail Iirv Goods association, w hich In turn distributes the Information to tlie va- rlotis memberx. Ouly li.v < »iti'eri<*d netlon and w lth liigldv organizsi staffa of detective« cari thè stori*« copc wlth the ingenlous ■hopllfters. The detective System of thè big «tores. however. fs now so perfori th.it It !■' dnngerous to attempi shop- lifting. Evcn the elevcroef sliopllfter frv r s a !"'ig ’ | terni |n ih,, pursult of h'*r rtefarf' us work. More thnn tli.it. If a diopllfter for any reason sii uld ■ ip<* [mylng thè fmnalty of < rime In ono city sho rnny not In* so fortunale In another. I>e- scriptlons of all su«p<*( tisi persona aro sent « ut brondeast. nnd nrrest In nn- < Ih' f city i ■ v ini in a Jall terni, even filmigli tl'<* tliief mny bave esenped punì'hnmtd [ rovl'iu-T.*'. l’hll.ade'plila North Amerl nn Cgocl Locèuig Li I..« V. anted. Shortly utter nu iiiili . v looking couple fioumtsl out of the oliapel tlie pastor, of an uptown i Imreli presented ii per- picked coltuteiinni e liefere the busy sextuii. "As you know." said he. "I am now In this parish and non in the illy I’erhiips there are n few things I on lit to know. W liy. tor Instati'o il<> no ninny people who noter niieiitl erti o III Ibis eliui'i h XV I'll to bo l.iurrlisl beri'?" "Ilei ause our cliurch." said the sex ton, "has th«» mime uf turning out the vottm;est and handsomest brilles In New York our reputation for r d works Is dwarfed by our reputai ion for beautiful brides To »ay that a Wein.in Is m.irrliil h.-re is tsptlv aient to saying that she Is il 'gisti looker.' We jre not opposed to Cell la |i < • f .my oilier description " "No «initier.” i n tinsi tlie pastor "that that plain looking won'aii went a«ay In a liuff I e'liiostly nilil-eil lier to be married In lier own parish." New York Globe Wonder» of a Japrner» Hamlet. Ferii ips the most astoni-hing presen talion of "limitici" ever seen un any sta o «ns a .1 it i ni nose ver lin ilion by native m tels ut K, lie The Kobe lier alvi tlesi rlls's II ns "a wonderful mix ture of the liemitlfttl and Ilio gro- te-i;i:e With mt Ophelia soinetitin - In gra eful kimono mal «oinetliuv« lu western evening costume mul n king «Im nt one tini.' up|>eari In til.» pie Hiresque costume of n Japanese liobl • man aval at others iloti« a s|!k liai miti a swallowtail coat, the effect Is kalt idost 'iplf that a »pts tatur lias th ' sensation of Is’lng peris'tmilh trans ferret! fr -n • no phase of civ III.-.at Ion to another Th.» climax I« re i'tied In Hamlet himself, w Ilo In tin* i arili r seem-s wears the uniform • f a student of tin* lm¡H>rlnl miiversltv In the third a t makes Ills appettarne on a lilcya le <kid la a tiri'lit him* cy< lieg »ult mal stripisl xticklr:«. anti nt Hit» finish is seen III < olii eldlo|o|| ei •fling tlress with a ttower In bis I iiliotilnile " The Sixteenth Century Carver. At tlie f irmal l.miipiet of Hit* si» leantIi <cntvr.v l'ie mutt «lio i irve-l Hie meat was Is.m <1 whit lite nsl til|M» of pre,asloiit \\ lien euri atg for tils tlnguislied tuest« lie hm! Io reinem- tier thnt certain |iirt« of the bird« < r ment must tie vet aside In carving for Ids lord mul lady lie was expet-ttsl to exercise great discretion In the size t»f Hie plis es In* sent rolli ti, "for laities will Is* «ui'ii nngrv mul their th'-ilglits -is.a e|«iligts1. nt'd s.uce lords are sihiii p!t''t'ctl anti some ma. ns tliei Is* of complexion.“ lie was evpectiil to have the rules both of Hie kitchen and tile |HH*rn|'e lit Ids knifes eml. A pike, for Instan, e must lie dished aft whole for a Inni and lu slice« fur eomiiiottiT folk Tin* rank of Id« din crs. too. determined whether a pig was to Is* servisi up w tilde, siiceli, pittili or witli gold leaf or whether hew bread or bread three flays olii should Is* raten. A Hungry Rabbit. "I do not think I was ever «o non plustsl In my life." «nid a ■ imjurer. "ns oner when performing my card ami rabbit trick I ask a ineinlier of flic nudienee to tear a card into «atad ¡ Inces mal glie tin ta all to me ex opt one. Later in tin* tri' k I prisliicv a rabbit from a ls>x. mid H<sl rotimi Its neck I.. a cani with a piece missing It Is then foUIld thnt the piece w hielt tile mendier >if Hit* audience lloltls exii' tly fits anti completes flic sceoml aril tin till« particular ts’caslon I nllowml tin* rabbit to remain In the Imx too long anti when I produced him found that be bail cliewd thr card rotimi Ids ms k to lilts. Nctsllcss to say. Ihr laughter when the anílleme grii«|«*d tin* trick tlie animal hail played on me wn loud and long.” l’olii I* Raid liilliH i'Ut < Hlclles Player»—< iiiiiplaiiiiiiil Tim owl may not In* ns wise ns ho look«, Ind ho Is wise enough not. t<P* try to work both the night qnd day shifts.— Atchison Globe. iriivel limi Ilio luiger Ufi* «Ili Ite di Itviii d ut Un* high «elioni niidltiH itit i ni he evenliigs of Timi »ita>, F 'Iila Monday mid Naturilny by In Henri h Th - tli-i ti lling the tww i id Hie lini'«! id u ni Un H"i I s. "Vciitvlu» nini Huiiin Tungucs were wagging tiuutber i>t busluei« men ihuiged witli llii1*," li a H.ipiibl» Ilio tirate.| |. < uul u gi nt deal id other ime ili r 100 beautiful colini I l 111* II III st mi I III I d lull. It'll iuve.il l vliii.i «III b sliowii Nolhllit, In Hutt stttvd the tiling down Io lite «•enlc plioti'K'iipl. limi exqulslt - col- gambling, point wIiMiv tlicie «ut nothing to thi> 'orina llm r in thè World Every vlew Nuturdtiy night three invìi, ? I» ibe work of mi llallnn arti d .1 Hamilton. Flunk Illibati mid om* Oli Elidili I Vi'lilllg the lei-turo «uh- ■tallied Seeiumi. were eiigagotl In a Jet! I h "Of All thè World thè City of > mrv quiet little gallic In the Capital ThU ¡lìti-atout Interest." It I» n world sur- is Hit only purl id tin* story on which i vi'.v of i ‘.ri eilliig vullle Whnt in the all agree. Ilmiillttni ilalnis that lie ino t Intere»!lag city? The b-<turer siiiietlilng lost Hi over uml com uitleinpt« to dei Idi* thè < use nini I h plained to the police In order to gel umli-rtuklag a hard questlon. even; Sceltimi uml lliibnn allege il .it IlllwtVer, 1.1 thè Jmlgtllellt of n tiav- Ili«, lie tried to hold them up for )>0, elei w Ito I iiih seeii Ilio World Y ihi threatening tliut If th«»» did not pay ! rnny truvol wlth hlin. Itllii ite would "uqueul.” 'li.e money on Raturday eveiilng he wlll take was mil paid mid Hamilton went to Id» audience tu "Glorious Cultural the polle '. Fiori lice " *i hi» I h il h'iliirt- of greut The polli i* went to the pluee mid . beauty nm| llterury Inspiratimi Fior- arrestili everyone engaged In card enei* la thè city of fiiiwt-ra timi T iihcuii plnv Ing. I ml ml I ng «cveral who wvri* tienilo It I h Ho- l.lly of Hit* Arno. i Itguged In u gallic of nido. Beeman No otlii-i city evi r producisi or con and lliibnn were hild uml the rest j taliied such ti galnxy of greut meri. turiteli liH’se. ì'hl» loi-turi- niaktm a fitiltiK illmax Hamilton, wlto hud engaged pass <d tini «orlo«, Any lei-turo Is wcll age on the Lakeview stage, decided wortli mi udmlsHloii fi e of 5o cent» thill he huJ better get out. timi Ur i Tini teuchers lui ve guaranti-od thè cordlngly did so. He was apprehend liH-turi-r a ii-rtuln «uni. and dis-idcd cd ut Boiinnzu am! brought buck ns a thut to tnake t!><- ndmlmdon for thè witness, being confined in the city Jail Ihree only 50 cent», believing thnt n tor safe kei'pltig The emu* came up largo nimib'-r of propli- wlll wunt to before Justice of He Peace .Miller at iicur the lei ture«, nnd timi viiougli o I hick, tile count ed Ii lieltlg repl I-W-Ilt lilstitet Attorney Kuykendall ’l i e three* men were binimi over to wlll alterni lo make tho Uachers »afe. Iìiey I lpect al lunst I.'ill ticket» lo In» »old |f lidi I-eturo I h att'-nd<-<| in awnlt Hr uctlon of the grand jury tliey anticipai' , thè» v. ili attempi lo Ball wn* fixed nt |’iU rash or urrange for n b-'ture coiirxe. surety. In default id which they were Judge nm! Mr» Georgi- Nolani! loft i on fined in the city mil. Mondai In their the city mid k » s | iik how much hitter ,*P< 'Ini unii for mito C F Betz of Medford I» visiting In vlew. w I i re th" J ik I k " K<» i b regolar t»-rm Lake- to holil u of court. Klamath Fulls Is than tlie chief city Th<> regolar term cmiveneH m-xt Mon of the Ri gm* liver valley. da»'. C. I . GOODRICH, Proprietor Dealer in Dry (iootls, Clothing. Shoes, Hats Carpets, Rugs, Wall I ’n pv r and Groceries line TnLle Salt, |M»tin<l--> for a .71 •S«| It. oim -luili Ki*oiindt |M*r ton 20.00 Simp Soap, loo bur«* for .'«..Ml IM< 1" < offre, | mt | m mid I»« I • <>« In '1 ru, |H-r |H'imd Star Tobiier <», |M-r plux «15 Hor««« «•lire Tobi! < |M r pl<l|C .4A Speitr Heml ToHiito. pi e* pl u 1 i ifhe, pre |x>und Mt , 1 Or mid . 1 1 I m * i « iin per | mhiii <I ll< nnd .07 < o I uui LI h <».it 1 hikrm. piece io i tilnaw m r in. «•*•< Il |«4I< kiigr ..TA >••»«»»»»« Violet Ont**, park it if <* .IS l iole! 1*1110 like 1 lour .IS Kolh’d Oaf*, ill bull . IB pounds for 1 .oo 1 oo l>rh<! Prilli«*', iJO pollini*« f«>r Sugar. IM-r Hack 0.71» : Highest Price Paid for Hides and I’rndiK <» a LfMES CAN BI I OGNI» I VFRYWIII Ft POINTING TO AN Oil UtANBNHH? HIHI/ Ut !“ UfkVIl t SI ft CENS. I Facts Worth Noting Enrollment ol »tud»nt» put year 468. All graduate» placed In good po»ltlone. Filled but 50 par cant application» lor ofiic« help All Marriage» Ara Love Marriage». "Was It a love nnirriagi*. do you think?” "Certainly. All marriage« are love marriages.” "Isn't I hat rather a sw<s*plng state ment ?" "Not nt nil. Tlmre Is a love of ad venture, ymi know; love of luxury, love of advi rti lng and various other kinds of love. Tlu-rc Is no m ed of go ing Into details wlmii one »peaks of a love in irri.it e." Chicago I'ost. T'ie Avtr»ge. "Pa. wl t's mi average man?’’ "On<* vv't > ll'lnks hl« employer's bust liens would In* tini a goi.d deni Imtter If lie could have more to say In the matter himself." Liglii« iik hi iuii < ih Tlie gleni Inspiri'tIona) lei-tur«»« mi Nolo out tor luikivlew A» Walt«.- Saw lt. Walter, ngud arvcii. Is a wlse aoii who kmiws not only bis own falber. Iitlt Ids own motlier llkew ist* "N'iw. Walter." safd Ilie tea< h«*r. "If your fallier eotild do a pl«s-e «if work In um- hoiir and mtir motlier eotild also do it in one hour. how long would lt take botli uf tliem tu do it togetlier?" "Tliree In ur«!’’ rcpllt d tim s< liolnr wltlioiit hesltatloti. “Wrotig!” »nid tbe teacher. "How do you make tliat?" "Tliree boiir«,*’ rejicated Walter «toi- Itllv, "isiutlHng the Hnit* tliey'd wnste nrgulng aboiit liow it slmuld In* done.” — London Scraps. A» to Lu:!i. "I wonder If nnylssly's as unlucky ns I ani." rriimblid the first pessimist. "I never liave anyjuck nt all." "Huh!" snorted the other. "You’re hi ky. It's Imtter to never have any Im k nt nil than io Is* always having bad luck like me." 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