Klamath republican., August 29, 1907, Image 7

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An Objectionable Connection.
Dodgsd the Mustard Pot.
Old Time R
4S.
In n ■■mil church in one'tif the mtu-
During the rehearsals of a |>sato­
Rehearsals for "The Winter’s Tale”
tng towns of I'cnnsylvanla was a pul­
wen* a Isssou in fortitude.
They mi me lu u Scottish' town (Glasgow, I
KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
pit both antique and uulquv
It was
think; Glasgow has always t>eer> an
taught
me
once
and
for
al)
that
an
ALEX
MARTIN,
President
E. R. REAMES, Vice-President
alaiut the size mid sliapc of n flour
eventful place to me!t a chll<l was
barrel, was elevated from the floor actress* life (even when the actress wanted for the Spirit of the Mustard
ALEX MARLIN, Jr., Cashier
LESLIE ROGERS, Asst. Cashier
ntHiut four feet mid was fnstenAi to Is only eight years of age) Is not all Fol. What more uatural than that my
the wall. The ascent was l>y narrow fun and glory.
RAISING SILKWORMS.
fHther should offer my servh-es? I bad
winding steps.
A minister from a
I was cast for the part of Murnlllns, h shock of pale yellow hair, I was
An Industry Which Is at Once Profit­ nelghlMirlng town, a man of great vigor and my heart swelled with pride when small enough to lx- (>ut Into tire prop^
STATEMENT OF CONDITION AT THE CLOSE OF BUSINESS
and vehemence, preached there one I was told what 1 had to do. But ^friy mustard put, aud the Glasgow
able and Interesting.
JUNE 20, 1907.
Hunday.
While
preaching
lie
lient
for
­
"In my young days,” wild the natu­
many weary hours were to puss before stage manager would easily assume
assoc BOH
ralist, "boys used to go lu for silk­ ward mid shouted out with great fores the first night. If a company I ihh to that 1 had Inherited talent. My father
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worms a great deal more than they do the words of Ida text:
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rehearse four hour» a day now It Is bad acted with Macready In the stock Lztani and Discounts
"The righteous shall stand, but the considered a great hardship, ami play­ si-awms lx>th at Edinburgh and Glas­ Bond« and Securities
now. 1 suppose It Is harder to obtain
60,684.86
Wicked shill) fail.”
the eggs out lu ll. Hum It H In Hug
ers must lunch mid dine like other folk. gow and bore a very high reputation Real Ertalo, Building, and Fiatare.. ..
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Just ns theao words eacajted from hls But this was not Kean's way. Re- with Scottish audiences. But the stagt Cash and Night Exchange..........................
land, and it Is certainly more difficult
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lips
the
pulpit
broke
from
Its
fasten
­
to rear the worms lu this country, for,
hca nails lasted nil dny, Sundays in­ manager and father alike reckoned
as you know, we have no climate hers, ing. mid lie fell out mid rolled over on cluded. and when there was no play without their actress! When they tried
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but only weather. However, llie lu­ the floor before Ills congregation. In running at night until 4 or 3 the next to put me luto the mustard pot I yelled
LIABILITIES
an InMtnnt lit* was up again mid said:
ll us try Is extremely Interesting
lustily nud showed more lung (xiwer Capital Stock, fully paid ..
morning!
loo.oooioo
"Brethren, I mn not hurt, mid I don't
"Once get the eggs, even If you have
I don't lidtik any actor In those days than aptitude for the stage.
Surplus and Profits......... .
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to send to Europe for them mid they mind the full much, but I <lo hate th. dreamed of him h. How my poor little
"Put your < hild Into the mustard pot.
Due other Banks.................
40,061.98
connection
.
”
I'lilluilelphlii
ledger.
are always to Is- had at tins time of
legs used to ache! Sometimes I could Mr. Terry.” said Hie stag» manager.
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the year or u little earlier from Covent
"Haug you nud your mustard pot
hurdly keep my eyes open when I was
A City Built on Rubios.
Garden market then sol about see­
sir,"
said
my
mortified
father.
"I
won't
Iusiklng nt the quaint, picturesque on the stage, and often, when my
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ing they nre hatched by putting them town of Mogok, Ibirmn, crndlgd In scene was over, I used to creep luto frighten my child for you or any one
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I, Alex Martin, Jr., Cashier of the above named Bank, do eolemnl
In the sun. With a cornel's hair brush, wooded hills dotted with temples and the greenroom and forget my troubles else.”
for I hey never ought to be touched by bungalows, who would dream that Its and my art (If you can talk of art lu
But, all the same, he was bitterly ills- swear that the alxoe statement is true to the best of my knowlerlgexnd belief
the hand, take every Worm off the mul­ life has been n life Of drend mysteries connection with a child of eight) In a appointed nt my first dramatic failure, '
A lex M artis , J r ., Cashier,
berry leaf, or lettuce lotif for the mat­
mid awful crimes? Yet the lluby City delicious sleep. Ellen Terry In Me­ and when we reached home he put me II Subtcribed and sworn to before me this 8tb day of July, 1907.
ter of that, for they will thrive Just ns bus m-en things not to I m - recounted be- Clare’s Magazine.
lu the corner to chasten me. “You’ll
[ seal ]
.
A. M. WoauEM,
well on either, every morning When
never make au nctreas!” he said, stick­
causa of Its treasures from King Holo­
A Useful Interview.
il silkworm Is hatched It Is about a
ing
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reproachful
Anger
at
me.
—
Ellen
mon’s day to thnt of King Theba w.
Notary Public for Oregon.
Mrs. Newton had been married near­ Tcrrjr to McClure's Magazine.
fourth of an Inch In length
After
Indeed, were It not for tho red glowing
eight days It changes that Is, It re­
stones n king would he reigning at ly n yrur, but »lie still felt tbut auy
fuses Its food am! remains In a state of
Preferred the Baby’s Voice.
Mrindnluy, hi Mogok they MT every- question of ImfxirtHix-c should bo an­
lethargy for three days. Four days
A New York scientist, the father of
thing In n ruby light, men, women and swered with Mr. Newton's aid, at
afterward It goes through the same
children. Every visitor must want to least. If not by him In person. Oue a large and growing family, has bls
process, and In five days again, and
One evening bls yonngest
buy. they think
However hungry or day six- rang up Ills out of town office, tnaiblee.
lastly nfter eight days mon*.
thirsty the traveler may lie on arrival, and her voice had an uuxlous ton« was holding forth In ber best style.
"Ten days then ela(Me, and the cater­
the first tiling he lo-nrs »(token of Is when she replied to bls cheerful “Hel­ The mother could do nothing with the
pillar attnlus Its full size. At the end
child, so the man of science went to
rutiles All Mogok seems to In- fluking lo!”
of this time the worm changes to a
the rescue
with bamluMt holsters. And they are
"it's like Uiie, dear,” said this trust­
clear pink color and looks semitrans­
"I think I can quiet little Flora.” he
flailing for rubles In the precious ing young jiereati. "I'm way down­
parent. It rcfuM-a foul, bocomea rest­
"byon" that rivals In riebnese the fa­ town, for 1'vo lieeti shopping, and I’ve said. "There's no uh « humming to her
less anti pre,fares to spin Its cocoon If
mous "blue ground” of Klmlx-rley.— carried Mary's lejt<*r, that 1 meant to In that silly way. What she wants Is I
one wishes to obtain the silk in quan­
real music, The fact that I used to
MRS. M. McMILLAN, Prop’r.
1'
Technical World.
post sheu I started out, all round sing In the glee club at Yale and sing
tities It la beat to supply a cornucopia
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town with me!"
Drop the caterpillar Into thia contriv­
A Bit Too Much.
well, too, may make a difference.”
"Yea," said Mr. Newton as she
ance, and It will weave Its silk.
Hecking to find a cure for hls deaf­
Accordingly, the professor took tho
"THe cocoon consists of three dis- ness, the I take of Wellington once em­ paused for breath.
child and, striding np and down tho
"And now I have eome In hereto thia room, sang In his test manner, He
tint layers of silk. The first la loose ployed a celebrated aurlst. The doctor
public telephone," went ou the eager
and flossy, the second la closer, and
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gave hls patient a strong solution of voice, "for I had Just 10 cents left, to had not finished the second verse of bls
the third Is still finer and Is tho real
when a ring was heard. The
I song
caustic
to
Inject
Into
hls
ear
and,
call
­
>
SPECIAL RESORT FOR TOURISTS
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ask you whether you thought I ought door was opened, and there stood a girl
silk
After n iafise of two weeks tho
chrysalis forms Into n moth. ’Io pre­ ing on him later, found him reeling in to get u special delivery stamp for of fourteen, who said:
The treatment had set up a Mary's letter and walk home, or
vent Its eating Its way through the agony
"I'm one of the family that’s just
silk the latter Is wound off on a piece furious Inflammation, which, unless whether I could ride home and let—
mover! into the flat next to yours.
"Whut oh why—of course! 1 for­ There's a sick person with us, and be
of cardboard before the chrysalis checked, would result In death. The
got. I did have to drop the dime lu says, if It's all the same to you. would
turns Into a moth
If the cocoon Is bearing was completely destroyed
submergitl In warm water the silk will The aurlst expressed hls grief anil mor­ this hateful old slot, and now 1 cau't you mind letting the baby cry Instead
come off easily. There la no fear of tification "Do not say a word about get that stamp, nor can I ride home, of singing to It Y’— Success.
drowning the <-hrysalls. ns It Is protect- It; you did your lx-st," »aid the duke, either. Well, goodby!"—Youth's f.'om-
nd by a water tight skin. One cocoon adding that be w<tuld not tell a soul pan Ion.
A Considerate Musician.
will yield front fltio to 1,000 feet of silk
alaiut It. Thus encouraged, the doctor
Many stories are told of the jealousy
She
Saw
the
Joke.
When the moth apiware It cannot fly, asked If he might continue to attend
"My mother is a dear old lady,” said and 111 feeling among musicians, so It
although It hns wings. The females him, so th.it the public might see that
Hie
professional jukesmitb, "but she I m refreshing to note that at least one
lay their eggs nod die. and the males bls confidence had not been with­
has
no
more sense of humor than an genius dl<! not fall In good natured ap­
do not live long One female prtsluces drawn. This was too much. "I dan't
Egyptian
mummy. The other day we preciation of a fellow artist. It Is re­
about 4<si eggs
Many diseases men­ agree to that." Maid the duke, "for that
were
illscusslng
a friend of the family, lated how Rossini, walking one day on
ace their Ilves In the worm state, but would lx* a lie.'*—London Saturday Re­
a
certain
Mr.
Joblots,
we will say, who the boulevard with the musician Bra­
they must be kept In a warm atmos- view.
keeps
a
txxik
and
stationery
store. I ga. was greeted by Meyerbeer, who
pbere. The Industry Is Interesting and
remarked
to
her
that
Mr.
Joblots
seem­ nnxkmsly Inquired after the health of
Votes
of
Experience.
haw perhaps for its motto
A
young
girl
recently
went
to
ed
to
be
getting
along
very
well
In hls dear Rossini
her
"The proudest king may thnnk the
"Bail." answered the latter. "Fright­
«pile
of
the
fact
that
he
keeps
station
­
aunt
on
a
momentous
occasion.
She
silkworm for hls robe of state."- Now
ful headaches, legs all wrong.''
rx|'lnln*-d
Hint
n
gentleman
was
com
­
ery.
’
Why
shouldn't
he?
’
she
demand
­
York Press.
After a few minutes' conversation
ing to hm ' her.
ed 1 re|M*atc«j my Jocular remark with
"I am sure lie likes me," she added, emphasis mid took grout pains to ex­ I Mcyerlx-er passed on. «nd Braga asked
Rapid Locomotive Building.
"and and I tliluk be means to propoMe. plain to her the play on words. When the great com(M>ser how It happened
It I m snld thnt It required one year
I don't like to ask mother how I she »nw tlic polnL which she eventual­ that be had sudtlenly Ixx-ome »o 'un-
for Matthias BnUlwln to construct Ida
should act under the clrcumstuncre, ly did. she shook nil over like a bowl of well.
first locomotlva lu 1832. Today tho ea
Rossini
reassured hls
Smilingly
bar—
jelly und regarded me ns a mud wag.
tabllMhmcut thnt Ix-nrs hls name enn
“Do you like him?" Interrupted aunty
"Several evenings later we were en­ friend. "Oh. I couldn't t<e better. I
build nine complete locomotives in otto
sternly.
tertaining guests nt dinner, and the merely wanted to please Me/erbecr
dny when pushed to extremes This
"Very much,” answered her niece.
name of Mr. Joblots came up In the He would so like to see me go
huge engine building (ilnnt Is only one
"Enough to marry him?”
course of conversation. My mother's smash!"--St. Ixtuls Republic.
of the numerous cunccvns flourishing
The girl blushed and replied In the eyes glistened lu anticipation of a Ism-
In this country. For many years, nntil
Why They’re Trimi Abroad,
affirmative.
mot. ’Mr. Joblots,' she exclaim<*d.
the grout wave of organization and
“Abroad," snld n tourist agent, "yon
•’Then.” said aunty, with an air of 'seems to be getting along very well lu
tnmt making pn«»'d over the country
authority, "don't let there to* any «hl!
spite of the fact that ho keeps writing must < ill street cars trams and street
during the late ullietlcM, nil tile-., eon
railway-- y >tt must call tramways, if
ly shallylng. When he |sq>s don’t turn paper.'
i crtiM were Independent. Like their sla­
you s|>eak of trolleys over there, you
red mid look down to the carjieL JllSt
"And
when
uo
one
laughed
and
the
ters In the steel trade, however, the
throw your anns around hls neck, look conversation resumed Its normal flow won’t ho understood. The word tram
great locomotive companies with one
him full In the eye nud Is-gln talking she looked so dlsapfiolnted that 1 real­ must puzzle the average etymologist.
exception have pnsHod to the control of
nbout the furniture'*—Philadelphia ly felt sorry for her.” — New York It derives from a man’s name—Outram
n great mother company, mid today wo
—Thomas Outram. Outram lived lu
Ledgur.
Times.
have n prooperoua concern known as
Derbyshire, and in the beginning of
PROPRIETORS
the American Ixicomotlve company
Ths Moslem's Rosary.
Willis's Questions.
the last century he Invented n peculiar
The exception mentioned, the only con­
The Moalem's rosary consists of nine­
Father had finishet! his supper and sort of track that diminished the fric­
ALL KINDS OF FRESH, SALT
cern not Joining the combination, was ty beads, ami a distinct ejaculation la picked up tiie dally paper, when Wil­ tion lx-twcen wheels and roadbeds.
the Baldwin I-ocomotlve works, and at appropriated to each as it passes t>e- lie. who Is a living question mark, Tlx-se tracks of Outram’s, though noth­
AND SMOKED MEATS
the present time these two monstrous twecn the Angers. Each ejaculation commenced In a drawling monotone, ing like a trolley track, were called
manufacturing rivals control the entire generally consists of two words and showing that he was thinking and that first outramways, thou tramways, aud
SAUSAGES OF ALL KINDS
locomotive output of America.—Tech­ declares a name or attribute of God. something heavy was weighing on hls when street lines and street cars came
nical World
Almost all Moslems In the upper and mind and needed parentnl enlighten­ into existence they were dubbed
middle ranks of life carry In their ment:
sportively tramways and trams.
I pockets or bosoms n string of beads
Took No Chances.
"Papa; oh. papa!”
Time was when It was a very Ci I ID- for this purpose, which they use not
"Well, what is it eon?”
A Crocodile In a Tree.
mon thing for well to do transatlantic only at the time of prayer, but while
An African hunter once found
"Ito they make whalebone out of
sitting
and
smoking
their
pipes,
walk
­
travelers to carry along certain articles
whales ?”
large cr»>codlle banging in the fork
of food that they could not depend on ing 111 the streets or even while en­
"Yea. son.” said hls father.
a tree ^t>out ten feet from the ground.
finding of the desired qunllty on the gaged In conversation When a Mos­
"Then do they make sealing wax out As the place was fully half a mile
lem
has
gone
over
bls
lieads
at
the
■learner,
Bread, which only In re
of seals?”
from any water. It was difficult to ac­
cant years has la-en what It ought to regular time of prayer he folds hls
Father paid no attention.
count for the crocodile's strange posi­
bo at sea, and butter were frequently bands, and then, holding them up open,
"Papa, are people of Greece greas­ tion. When questioned upon the sub­
taken on board by passengers and con­ as If to receive something from above, ers?”
ject. the natives explained that it was
signed to the atewnrd, to tie doled out he prays for such blessings as he de­
No answer.
put there by an elephant. It seems
carefully during the voyage In these sires for himself or hls household.
"Then. I suppose, people of Cork are that when the elephants wade Into the
When
thia
Is
concluded
he
strokes
hls
days, wheu luxury follows luxury on
corkers."
latke Ngnmi to bathe the crocodiles are
the big liners so rapidly that one has l>eard with his right hand and says,
The paper was very Interesting.
In the habit of worrying them and bit­
difficulty lu keeping track of the very "PralsF be to God!"
Since papa discouraged him, he turn­ ing their legs. Sometimes when an
latest 'thing. It would hardly seem
ed to hia mother and asked. "Do elephant is annoyed beyond endurance
Why the Hogs Ran and Squealed.
worth while to Include any common
it picks up its tormentor in its trunk,
"It's a story of bogs." said an In­ squaws wear war hoops?"
"Willie, it is time for you to go to ' pnts It among the branches of a tree
article of food In one’s Impedimenta; dianapolis mun. "hogs in Indiana,
yet a family that sailed recently by
and leaves it there.—Ixrndon Graphic.
when those admirable animals so nec­ bed.” said hia father severely.
one of the "last words” In the way essary to progress and material pros­ I
Willie started, but at the stair door
of steamship construction actually took perity. could lie seen in every woods turned and innocently asked, "Is my
Trees and the Air.
with them a full supply of eggs, but­
According to a reliable computation,
pasture. A stranger ou horseback rid­ little trundle bed a boy-cott?*’—Kan­
ter, milk and lettuce.-Brooklyn Eagle ing along n country road saw a lot of sas City independent
a single tree Is able through Its leaves
to purify the air from the carbonic acid
hogs acting In a strange way. These
Ho
rasa
and
a
Stoim.
* What He Would Rather Bo.
arising from the respiration of a con­
hogs would mn here and there, flrst
I was driving two steady old mates
A fussy, tactless fellow standing In
to one tree aud then to another. In to a harrow, trying to get a plowed siderable number of men. as many as
the jam about the Soldiers and Sailors*
a dozen or a score. The volume of
the greatest excitement. They would
monument on last Memorial day re­ rub themselves against these trees and field in shape for corn planting. D|xk carltonlc acid exhaled by h human be­
marked grumpily and sententlously: Squeal as though possessed, ns were clouds were gathering in the sky, and ing in the course of twenty-four hours
a storm acemed imminent The ani­
"All this fuss and show Is being made
those hogs In Palestine that ran down mals grew unensy, but I kept on. as I Is estimated at 100 gallons, and a sin­
for dead soldiers. I'd rather ba a live
gle square yard of leaf surface, count­
Into the sea.
was anxious to get* through with the
jackass than a dead soldier.”
Hls
"The stranger could not understand work. We were Just oiqxislte the gate ing both the upper and under sides of
words were addressed to an uttor
this nt all. Never hnd he seen such of the field when the lightning flashed the leaves, can decompose about a
stranger, u splendid old gcutlomnn
porcine
manifestations. Riding on a and the thunder pealed ominously. The gallon of carbonic acid In a day.
standing nt hie left. Turning on him,
little fnrther ho came to a fanner in tenm refused to go farther, and I con- j
the latter snld contemptuously: "You
A Legacy.
fho road. 'Are them your hogs?’ asked clttdfd thnt perhaps their animal In-
rertnlnly embody your wlah. You are
"What's your fare?" asked old Flint-
the traveler. 'What on nlrth's the mat­ atlnct was su|H>rlor to my human Judg- 1
to bo congratulated. It Is seldom that
akin of his cabby the other day and
ment and yielded. I unhitched the
a man Is what he would rather be."— ter with 'em?'
i "'Waal,' snld the farmer In a whis­ team, and, mounting on the back of I was met with the stereotyped reply:
New York Presa.
"Well. sir. I will leave that to you.”
per, 'I’ll tell ye. 'Ixmg Inst fall 1 lost one, leading the other, 1 rode the half
"Thank you. yon are very*kind,” said
’em mile to the bam on n dead run. I had
my
voice
and
couldn't
poo-ee
to
Chance For Inventors.
io come to feed, so I took a club and scarcely arrived at the barn when the old Flintskin, buttoning up hia pockets
Suppose that çne could find an alloy
pounded on a tree. This spring the most fearful hurricane known in tho and walking off. "You’re the first per­
that would bear the same relation to
woods Is full of wixxlpeckeni, and county for years commenced, a terrific son who ever left me anything yet"—
aluminium that steel does to carbon or
. when they tap on the trees the bogs downfall of rain and a windstorm coaa- Ixndob Mall.
bronze to tin, aays the Engineering
think tliey*re goln’ to be fed.'"— !*• bined. destructive of property and hu­
Record. The result would bo a naw
Hard Lusk. ~
Uanapolla News.
man lift and lasting for many Imure.
■tructural material of immense Impor­
Mrs, Dash-Mother says that she
tance In mechanical work. The builders
wants to be cremated. Daab—Just ng
of light machinery are looking foe just
luck! I haven't a match with BJ9»
this thing.
•mart let
KLAMATH COUNTY BANK
The Pioneer Bank of Klamath County
Lakeside Inn
Modern improvements.
73 rooms and suites. ' [
Sample Rooms, Bar Room, Parlors, Two Club
’i
Rooms, Etc., Etc.
<'
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Every drop
Of Old Continental Whiskey
Water Hill Whiskey
Normandie Rye
F. F V. Rye
is as pure as Government inspection can make
it. It is bottled in bond under Government su­
pervision and that carries the guarantee of abso­
lute purity.
Pure
is the word that tells the story, and when the
government places its 0. K. on whiskey you may
be sure it is pure.
Sold by
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