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KLAMATH FALLS REPUBLICAN to the game lione-tly play*«!, lie played w hen In college aud Ilk«** the gauu* «till. Illa word*. cvmltig from a friend, may tew«* (xk WMk have more weight with the fanatical defenders of the game tliau those of a man whose objection* to football are KLAMATH FALLS ... OREGON I3y NUMCl'H C1.ARK1! more fundamental. Omitting minor points. President Angell’s criticisms of The United State* Semite will note th«* game may l«e groui**l under three that It ha* become good mugaaltie-nia bends: The serious consequence* of the terlal. game amoug young players In high < H VITE It XII went down ths bay. aud returned, after Ennyhow. thia *|>*llng reform blinca* schools and academies, the waste of "The old dodge." said Frere again. a day's absenc*. with an addition to their la likely 2 ha» ruf sledlng before It time during twelve week* of the col “Of course, I couldn’t let hhu go; but number In th» ahapa of four »tranger* lege year, and the hug* amount* of I took hliu out of the chain gang, and sn l a quantity of atorre and farming get* thru. money Involved. The larger number of put h m >u the Oaprey. 1 You saw her implements. Itufua Daws*, catching A« a rule the Imaginative poet la one the serious Injuries reported during In the dock as you came in. lie work.*! sight of th»»» last, cam* to th* «smclu- for some time very well, and then trie«! sion that th» boats ha«! been to Philip who Imagine« he can exchange hl* the season occur among the young play ers In the preparatory schools. whose to bolt again.” Gland, where th» "gard*n” waa «««tab poetry for real money. "The ol.l trick. Ha; ha! don’t I know li»he«t, and had takou off th» gardener« frames have not reached the vigor it?" savs Mr. Frvre. and girleu produc*. Itufua Dawe« de- There la no law agalnat women Tot which will stand tbe severe strain to “Well, we caught him and gave him «•hie I that the l.ady-t«lr«l had brought a ing in Italy, but th* women appear to which nerve and bone are subjected fifty. Then h» wa* sent to the chain new rwmmandm*nt t.ls alght. train««! «luring a hard fought game, Beside* gang, cutting timber. Then w'e put him by hi» half-sava*» IIf* had already dis- bar* discover*! It only lately. conspicuous bruise* and fractures on Into the boats, but he quarreled with tlnguiahe«l Mr, Mauri«-» Frere -and that If every bridal couple could atart the Held th«> game Is even more fatal the coxswain. and then w* took hhu th«-»« mysteries were “improvement*" k to the timber raft*. About under th» new rule When h* arrlve.1 with *300,000 worth of gift* the que* In its after effects on many of tbe boys tlon of eaay housekeeping would not be who take part In It. Besides that, a necks ago he made another attempt— at thia |«olnt of reaaontag, aimther «**n- player who distinguishes himself on the i gether with Gabbett. the niau who Jecture, assuming hla first to hsv» been hard to solve. field Is likely to be coaxed away from nearly killed von but his IvK WH* correct. follow*! as a natural conse hafe-l with the iron», and we took him. queue». Lieutenant Frera would be a Dr. H. I’reeton Pratt of Chicago the natural order of his studies and Gabbett and three more, however, got more severe «*>mmmi.|ment than Major sneaked Into college with Inadequate believe* electricity will drlv* u* all awajr.** ' 1' tiers. Now. severity had already blind. Then we will take mor* luterest preparation ami under circumstance* JUM then tome one came up the gar reaeheil Ita height, so far as h» waa which make It almost Inevitable that den pith an«l saluted. In second sight «-onevrnad: so th» unhappy man took a he should regard the playing of foot -What 1« it. TrokeF’ final resolution— he would kill hlmwlf. MPr < ‘nor given himself up. air. Gab« Ignorant that live sights and sound* Tobacco Is said to be the currency of ball as the chief end of his ambition. British New Guinea. When a man The larger part of the fall term of bett. He came back to-night. He’« about him were symptom» of ths Anal >wn nt the »he-!«. You caw *ee him at abandonment of the settlement, and that smoke* there his wlf* can tell hlui he college Is given up to drill on the part the Lady-bird waa eant down to bring of tbe players. varl«>«! with hour* of once, gentlemen. If you like.’* la juat burning money. It was not far to the sheds, and after away the prisoners, Itufua Dawes «!•■ battle and days of slow recuperation. ;i few minutes* walk through the wood ci«!e<! upon getting rl«l of that burden Conan I Gyle says: “Reformed spell The rest of the students talk almost en p.ilisiiles ther reached a long »tone of life which p[esw><l upon him ao hear exclusively of the game. This waste of Ing might become universal, but It hulhling. two stories high, from which lly, For six years h* had hew**! wo«*«l would cease to be the English Ian precious time must b»> avoid«*! some issed a horr.ble growling plen'ed with and drawn water; for six years ha ha«l guage." Ye*. If reformed It would be how. It must t>e remembered that the shrilly *cn\imet| songs. At the sound hope.1 agalnat Hope; for six year« he tuition fee charged by universities not f the musket butts clashing on the pine had lived In tha valley of th» shadow of “Ingllsh.” State Institutions pays only from one- w > h | flagging, the noises censed, and a death. 11» dare-1 not r«*’a pit ilia te to Th* rarity of th* conviction of men half to one-fourth the cost Universi- <i!ence more sinister than sound fell on hnus«’tf what he had auffere«l. Indeed, his senses ware dead»n««i and dull*! by tn high place* who ar* accused of ties are support«*! either by State the place. Pn-ising between two rows of warders, torture. He eared to remember only one fraud cannot fall of giving th* masses grants or by the Income of funds con- the two officers reached a sort of ante- a poor opinion of th* way the law 1* tribute«! by pious or charitable p«>- ?ts»m to the jail, containing a pine-log thing- that ha waa a prisoner for life. In vain had been his first dream of free administer«*! In thia country. pie. The acceptance of the privileges stretcher, on which a mass of some dom. He had done his beat, by good thus liberally offer**! Involve*« a moral thing was lying On a roughly made conduct, to win release; but the villainy Elijah I. don’t have to have a bank obligation on the [»art of the student stool* by the side of this stretcher sat of Vetch and Rex had deprived him of account and Elijah III. has overdrawn to u«e his time to advantage, but this a man iu the gray dress of “good eon the fruit of his labor. Instead of gain hl*. A prophet without honor In his obligation and this Indebtedness are duct” prisoners* This man held be ing credit by his exposure of th» plot on own town la normal, but a prophet In too often forgotten, 1’mldent Angell tween his knrv‘s a basin containing gruel boar«! the Malabar, he was himself trouble with hla banker la absurd. calls attention to the fact that a gmxl md was apparently endeavoring to feed deemed guilty and condemned. In spite of the m.iM on the pine logs. hla ««serrations of Innoeanc*. The football coach gets a larger salary than •‘Gabbett!** knowledge of his "treachery,” whlla It Olga Nethersole, referring to the a cabinet officer or a Justice of the Su The intelligent Troke. considerably stage, say*: “It does not aav* lives; at preme Court of the Unite«! States. The alive to the wishes of his superior offi galn»«l for him no credit with th* au least not directly." Mis* Nethersole's amount of money re«-el red and spent cers. dragged the mass luto a sitting thorities. procured for him th* detesta tion an,l III will of th» monster« among statement can hardly be regarded a* In football Is demoralizing to all wh*v posture, and awoke it. whom he found himself. On hla arrival hysterical or lacking In conservatism. i.abbett—for it was he—passed one at Hell's Gates he was a marked man. a have to do with It. With this am! the great hand over his facet *nd. leaning pariah among th««*» beings who ware other objections remove«! and brutality What la to become of that chorus lessened by wise regulations there will exactly in the pmdt! n Iu which Troke pariahs to all th» worl,l braid»». hid placed him. scowled, bewildered, at girl who la belreaa to $5G0.(X>0? Of be a chance to get the benefits of a In th« meantime, the a»ttl*m*nt was In a fever of excitement. la Isa* than course ab* doesn't have to “act" any manly game such as football ought to his visitors. “ Well. Gabbett. ” says Vickers, “ you ’ ve three weeks from th« ann.mnremeni more, but then, she can hardly afford te. come back again, you see. When will made by Vickers, all had bee* got ready. to lose th* benefit of all that free ad y ii leirn sense, eh? Where are your Ths commandant had finally arrange»! CHINA ONCE MOST CIVILIZED. vertising. mates ?” with Frere as to hla enures of action “Pead.” says Gabbett. lie himself would accompany the lady According to Mr. Carnegie, no rich While Other Countrlea Pro<rea«. “ Why don ’ t you eat your gruel? ” bird with th* main body. Hl* wife and However. It Kriuaina the Saute. man can be happy. II. H. Rogers would “I have eaten It. Ain't yer got nuf- daughter were to remain until the sail « Ten centuries ago China was un fip’ better nor that to flog a mao on? probably be able to furnish strong evi Ing of th* Osprey, which Mr Frere was dence In rebuttal If something horrible doubtedly the most civilized portion- Vgh! yer a mean lot! Wot'* it to be to bring up a* a«»<n aa possible. “I will were to happen to the Supreme Court of the world and 3,<XX) year* ago only this time. nuj-r? Fifty?” leav» you a corporal's guard, and ten Egypt and possibly India could have “A nice apecinienT’ «aid Vickers, with prisoners as a crew." Vickers said. “ 'Ynti st Missouri. - What cau one do can work her easily with that numbar." com|>eted with it But while the oth a hopeless smile, To which Frere had replie«! that ha could The latest alarm that has been rung ers have changed In various ways, w’lth suob a fellow?' “I’d tl«»g his soul out of his body," do with fire prisoners If necessary, for he in Is that the potato Is poisonous, the China has remained tbe same. Think like said Frere. “ if be spoke to me knew how to get doubl* work out of th» reason being that the parts green with of some of its achievements! The that." lasy dog*. which the plant Is sprinkled has set greatest structure ever reared by hu The giant raised h!s great head ami Near Philip'« Islam!, on th« north aide tled In the ground and Infected the man bands Is the great wall. It is looked at the speaker, but did not rec- of ths harbor, is situated Coal Head, tuber itself. The time Is coming when 1,500 mlies long; without break it ognize him. He saw only a strange where a party had been lately at work everything we eat will have to be pro crosses valleys, climbs mountains, face—a visitor, perhaps. “Y’ou may Thia party, hastily withdrawn by Vick vided with a certificate of good char clamber* up tbe face of precipices and fl g. snd and welcvnie, master,” sail! he. »rs to assist In the business of davaata bounds an empire on the north. "if you’ll give me a fig o’ tlbbacky.” tlon. ha«l left behind It **m* tools end acter. It was built before the formation of Frere langtie«!. The brutal indifferent-* tlnilier, and at the eleventh hour a boat's of the rejoinder suite«! hla homof. and. « raw was sent to bring away th« debris One class of New York policemen the Roman empire, while It was still are not always what their title Indi a republic and while Christianity was with a glance at Vickers, he t«x>k a Th« tool* were duly collected, an«! the cates. One of these men appeared as still unborn, in B. C. Or, to take small piece of eavemliah from the p««ck- pine log»—worth twenty-five «hillings a witness th* other day In a tan over a modern instance, while the enlight et of hi* pea jacket, an«! gave to tba aplec* In Hobart Town—duly rafted and recaptured conviet. Gabbett snatched coat. a many-colored undercoat and ened people* of Euro[>e were still en It a* a cur snatches at a bon*, an! chained. Th* timber was secured. ami tha convicts, towing It after them, pulle.l trousers, a plaid rest and a red neck gaged with the crusades, before gun thrust it whole luto his mouth. for tha ship just aa the sun sunk. In tie. To th* question what was his bus powder or the printing press had been "How many mates bad be?” ask*«! th« general relaxation of dlsclpllna an«! iness. h* replied that he was “a plain Invented China built the great canal, Maurice, watching the champing jaws hast* the raft had not bean mails with clothes man." as one looks at a strange animal, and ns much care as usual, and the strong almost "CO years ago. Our imagination fails us with such asking the question *s thnngh a “mate" current against which th« boat was la Several of the fruit ports of Central numbers. A thousand years of Chi was something a convict was born with boring as-dated th« uegllgenca of th« con victs. The log* began to loosen, and America have called upon the United nese history make no Impression upon —like a mole, for instance. “Three, sir.” though the onward motion of the boat State*— more particularly on New Or us, for they stand for no events and “ Three, eh? Well, give him thirty kept the chain taut, when tha rowers leans—for aid in stamping out and are represented to our thought by la «lies, Vickers." slackened their evertlona tha mass part preventing yellow fever. Port Limon, nothing distinguished In character or 'Am! if I ha' had three more.' growl- e«l. an«l Mr. Truk*. hooking himself on which was formerly a pest spot for literature. But to the scholar all Is ed Gablwtt. mumbling at b is tobacco, to the aid* <>f th« Lady-bird, saw a huge breeding the disease, has been entirely different He learns to fill out the cen "y«u wouldn't ha' ha<! the chance." log slip out from Its fellows, and dis As he sat there gheunily chewing, he appear Into the darkness. Casing after rebuilt In the last three or four years, turies and gain at least some faint Idea and the result la so satisfactory that of their magnitude. He comes to un was a spectacle to »builder at. Not ao It with an Indignant and dlsgustad star*, rival banana shipping ports wish to Im derstand that It has not been quite a much on account of his natural hl«leou» aa though It had bean a refractory pria- nesa. increase«! a thousandfold by the ouer who merit««! two-daya’ "solitary," itate Its example. monotonous sameness, but that there tattered am! filthy rag* which barely h« thought he hear«! a cry from tha <l|- have been wise and unwise rulers, covered him. Not ao much on account rectlon In which It ha«l been born*, Plans for an organic union of the successful and efficient dynasties, pe of his unshaven jaws, his hare-lip, his wool«! have paused to listen, bnt all Ils bis Congregatlonallsta, the United Brethren riods of refinement and periods of torn aud bleeding feet, his haggard attention was n«*d*d to save the timber, gnd the Methodist Protestants were per terrible and desolating warfare, rheeks. an«! Ins huge, wasted frame, and to prevent tbe boat from being fected at a conference in Dayton last In China, too, he comes to under- Not only because, looking at the animal, swampe«l by tha struggling mass at hsr month. A common name for the new stand there have been great sover- as he crouched, with one foot curled stern. Th* cry had proceeded from Rnfm denomination Is to be found later, but elgns, great novellsts. great essayists, round the other, and on* hairy arm the selection of a name does not seem To begin to master all that has been pendent between his knees, he was so Dawe*. From his solitary rock h* had horribly unhuman, that one shuddered to watched tha host pass him and make to trouble the men behind the move there achieved Is beyond the powers think that tender woman and fair chil for the Lady-bird In-chann/l. and he hail ment. There are more Interested In de of any man. and the most that an In dren must, of necessity, confess to fel decided that th* moment when th* gath veloping plans for working together dustrious student can hope to do Is to lowship of kind with such a monster. ering gloom ««»allowed her up should be for the good of the world. When the learn more or less thoroughly the But also because, in hi* slavering mouth, the moment when he would plunge Into union Is perfected, there will be a com events of some single period or to bls slowly grinding Jaws, bis restless the surge below him. Th* heavily la pact body of more than a million com trace the development* of some par fingers, am! bis blrxxlshot, wandering boring boat grew dimmer ami dimmer, municants In place of three seperitte ticular line of science or of art Chi eyes, there lurked a hint of eome terror as each tug of th* care took her further more awful than the terror of starvation from him. Presently, only the figure of bodies with separate denominational nese encyclopedias there are In hun —a memory of a tragedy played out in Mr. Trok* in the «tern sheet» was vis machinery. dreds of volumes and histories which the gl'iomy depths of that forest which ible; than that also disappeared, nn«l as seem interminable and dictionaries ha«l romite«) him forth again—and the tha no«» of the timber raft roa* on the Among seven hundred boys recently which are terrifying by reason of their »ha<low of this unknown horror, cling swell of the next wave. Rufus Dawes examined in an East side school 11 size and compendiums and short edi ing to him. repelled, as though he bore flong himself into the sea. He waa heavily Ironed, and he snnk New York only three could raise them tions innumerable, themselves seem about with him the reyk of the sham like a stone. Ha had resolved not to selves up by their arms on a horizontal ingly long enough for tire most indus bles. “Com*," said Vickers, “let us go back. attempt to s>-in>, *n«l for ths first mo bar until their chins were on a level trious. ■ I shall have to flog him again, I sup ment kept his arms raise«! abova hl* with their hands. Many of the chil Get* Wall Paper Excuse*. pose. Oh, this place! No wonder they head In order to alnk the quicker. But dren In the schools In the poorer parts as the short, sharp agony of aiiffocatlon A school teacher bag a collection of call it 'Hell's Gates.' " of the city de cot know bow to play. "Halloo! what's that red light there?" caught him, and the ahor-k of the Icy They have to be taught the simplest quaint excuses brought In to her by her “Dawes' fire on Grummet Rock.” water dispel!««! the mental Intoxication games, like tag and hop-scotch. The pupils. Rhe teaches on the East Sl«le of says Vickers, going in; "the man I told tinder which ha was laboring, he <Je«p»r- New York, ami her wnrils, who are of you about.” ataly struck out, am! despite th* weight patboa of a childhood without piny «•••••» of his Irons, gained th» aurface for an bns begun to appeal to the public-spir very bumble birth Indeed, hand her ex cuse* written on pajier boxes, magazine Two or three mornings after the ar Instant. Aa he did so, all bewilder««!, ited jerson* In the city, and they are rival of the Ladybird, the eolitary pris and with the on* savage instinct of self- asking the government to provide more covers, even wall paper. oner of th* Grummet Rock noticed mys preserratlon pre«!omlnant over all other One note said : "Excuse my son playgrounds In the crowded quartets. terious movements along the shore of thoughts, he became conscious of • huge Money spent in this way will ears Gorg for been absent on prevl* occa the Liam! settlement. The building of s black mass surging upon him out of the sion for he had no shews. ” thousands of boy* and girls from pau pier, or breakwater, running from the darkness. An Instant's buffet with the Another said: "Please excuse Jacob western point of the settlement, was current, an ineffectual attempt to dive perism and crime. for not to have because It was a hat discontinued; and ail hands appeared beneath It, a horrible sense that the buying, and came till late.” to be occupied with the newly built weight at hie feet waa dragging him Collier’s Weekly throw* a bouquet at A third, wrlten on a piece of wall Osprey, which was lying on the allp«. down—an«l the huge log, loosened from American newspaper* by declaring «hat pnper, sal«!: “Dear am! honored admin- Parties of sol,Ilers also daily left the the raft, was upon him, crushing him be they "today have mor* power a ;d use lstrateur, wish yourself of excusing ma Ladybird, and assisted at the mysterious neath Its rough and ragged side«. Th« log passed completely over him, thrust it tor better ends than at any previous daughter because that she absented her work in progress. A fortnight after thia, about the 15th ing him beneath the water, but hla hand, time.” It goes on to say that the per self. Wish yourself to accept mine fe of December, he ob»erve«l another curl scraping along the splinter««! side, came manence acd reality of the gain le- licitation».—Llane l’lerre.”—New York oil* fact. All the boat« on the Islam! In contact with the loop of hide r««pe ¡>end* on whether tbe public wl'I *liow put «iff one morning to the opposite side that yet hung roitml the mass, and he it* appreciation of higher standard» by Press. of the harbor, and In the course of the clutched It with the tenacity of a death Danger. support and patronage of the better day a great amoke along the aide grip. In another Instant he got hi* head “How did Mr. Scadds make bls i of the hill*. The arose class of newspapers rather than ffiil next day the same above water, and, making goo«! Ilia hold. money?*' asked tbe Inquisitive girl. waa repeated; and on the fourth day twiste«l himself, by a violent effort, poorer »Dd demoralizing class. Some “My dear," answer««! Miss Cayenne, the boat« returned, towing behind them across the log. few pessimists who bewail the fact th.it For a moment he saw the light» from th* mo*t vicious yellow journals seem “you must neyer again aak such a ques a huge raft. This raft, mails fast to th«- sble of the Ladybird. prove«l to he to tlourfsh may be disposed to que« tion about any one. People will think composed of planks, beams am! Joists, the stern windows of the anchored ves sels low In the distance; Grummet Rock you are writing for a magazine!"— tlon this, but a careful and unpreju all of which were duly hoiste«! up am! disappeared on hie left; then, exhausted, Washington Star. diced survey will surely confirm Col stoweil in the hold of the brig. breathless, and hruleed, he closed hla "The Golden Itastman." lier's conclusion that tbe ton* of our This set Rufus Dawes thinking. Could eyes, anti the drifting log Imre him awlft- American newspapers is steadfsslly Its share of fame great wealth may ft possibly he that the timber cutting ly and silently away Into the darkness. was to be abandoied, and that the gov At daylight the next morning, Mr. higher a* well as the ton* of American buy— ernment had hit upon some other method Troke, landing on the prison rock, found Acknowledge It we must bus! t-s* and society, both, doubtless, of utilizing Ila convict labor? He had It deserted, The prisoner's cap was reacting upon on* another In tbe same You're sure to fill the public eye hewn timber and built boats, and tanned lying on the edge of the littlo cliff, but If you ’ ve but got the dust direction. ______________ . hides and made shoes. Was It possible the prisoner himself had disappeared, —Catholic Standard and Times. that some new trade was to be Initiated? Pulling back to the Lady-bird, th* intol- President Angell has stated fairly Before he had settled thia point to his llgent Troke pondered on th* clrctrm- No one tells the whole truth about satisfaction, he was startled by another stanra, and In delivering his report to ♦he position of those who wish tn see hla lack of time. I A* in football. He 1* not opposd , boat •xpaditiuo. Three boat*’ crews Vickar* mentioned the straoga cry h* had heard the night before. •’It’s my belief, sir, that ho was trying to swim the bay,” he said. ”11«» must lin* gone to the bottom anyhow, for he couldn’t swim five yards with them Irons '* Vickers, busily engaged In getting un drr way, accepted this very natural «up position without question. The prisoner had met his death either by his own net or by aceiilviit. It nnn either u sulci»!»» or attempt to 0ocupo* and the former conduct of Itufua Panes rendered the latter explanation n more prolmble one. Iu auy case, ho was dead. A* Mr. I’roko rightly suruihvd, no man could swim the bay Iu Irm»; and when the Lady bird, an hour later, pawn'd the Grummet Hock, all ou board her believed that the corpse of Its late occupant nan lying beneath the waves that seethed nt Its base. Ths drifting log that had so strangely served a* a means of saving Kufus lUnen swam nlth the current that wa» running out of the bay. For some time the burdvu that It boro was an Insou •iblo one. Kvhnusted with bls dooper ate struggle for life, the convict lay along the rough bark of this heaven •rut raft without motion, almost without breath. At length a volout shock awoke him to CODsclousneas, and ho perceived that the log had become stranded on a sandy point, the extremity of which was loot iu darkness. Painfully raising him self from hie uncomfortable posture, he : staggered to his feet, and. crawling a few paces up the beach, rtung himself upon (he ground and slept. When he woke up It was past mid day. and the sun poured its full rays upon hhu. His clothes were <lry In all places, save tha side on which ho had hern lying, aud ho rose to his feet re freaked by hla long sleep. Il«1 scarcely comprrhrnded. as yet, his true p'Mihlon. He had escaped. It was true, but not for tong He was versts! in the history of escapee, and knew that a man alone on that barren o»a«t was face to face with starvation or recapture. Glancing up at the sun. he wondered. Indeed, how It was that ho ha.I been free so long. Then the coal sheds caught hla eye, and ho understood that they were untenant ed. This astonished him, and ho hogan to tremble with vague apprehension. En tering. ho looked around, expecting ov fry moment to too some lurking consta bio or armed soldier. Suddenly his glance fell upon the lot re« which lay io the corner whore the departing con victs had Hung them the night before. At such a moment, this discovery seem ed like a direct revelation from heaven He would not have been surprised had they disapi»earc<l. Had ho lived in an other ago. ho would have h‘>’kcd round for the angel who had brought them. (To he continued.) la Vnne Italrr Farm • «neeeea» Farm W m « um AttavhmeMt. A well vxHiMtruutiil shoveling bosnl ftttiichvd to tin» wiigoh I h » i la h great cmivculemw when unlomllng vsr o»rn. ruot cn»|Ni or any similar thing The Illustration shows u simple, practical Idea, the lower plcturo allowing the board lowered for usv uml tin» upper ona allowing how It cun I m * c U mwi I. The aliovtdlng t»oard pro|*r Is altont ono Inch narrower than the width »»f the Inside of the wagon boi and la nt tached to the latter with strong lilngva; the IxHird may I m * tin* same whltb aa tlm sides of tin» wagon bog, or wider, If desired. The aldo lx»Hrtls A anti II uro slanted off ut the back sides and tin* front enda nrv the aama width n» the box where they aro attached with strong hinges. Strong, short hooks tiro pltniHl In euch sideboard, as shown un Are you making nil liter* 1» to be tll*d* ill the dairy busliK'sn? If not, why not? Thia la n question which •v»ry dl**all*lled diilrymmi limy well n*k hlutaelf. Win’ll n bii*ltw** mnn or manufacturer Dud* hl* busiueM I* not paying to *ult liliu lie *eek* f«>r Ilin c«u*r* of l»*a ami «trhe* to vlimluat* thciii. if wc liivvaHgiitc m o ahull that th«» suciwaful dairytiM’ii attciiil t«» ••x«*ry llttls detail that iiffc« Is tbelr husllieaa. They l«H»k at everyllihitf from a I his I immb atan<l|M»liit. aav# wherever any* thing cun I m * aav«*d, and dl»«urd mil mala or inethmia that don’t pay. If you an» not on«* of I Im mii «’« <•*" ful «lalryiiwn, kxik ur«»und mid •«*** why y«»u are n«»t. There I m a iciimoii for everything, and wln’U you know tin» reason you tire In a iioalthui <«» renn’dy tin* troiihh*. If you have uo liking f«»r your bualneaa, tin* o«HUi»*r you cliunge to aoiu«*thlng you du Ilk«* Um bdlvr it will I m * for you »nd th"»««* »1« pendent up ou you. Have you hwted your cows Individually mid dlaemdvd llioav which allow by thwlr own perfonnmi«e thut they aro nut profitable? Th«’ li.il»«'“ k teat and the m «’ u I a * m will allow which are profitable mid will« h are nut, mid It I m Mbeor shiftleamieMJi nut to apply Much u teat. llldimia|M>llM N vwm . liMprtii Inn mi « Ol«l OrvltMr«l. It I m often the case that un orchard In middle life I m found Io I m » no lunger prufltuhle, mainly becauMv a mlstuko wum made In the avloctluii of Hm vurlu- tie« In tlm beginning In such cmmom Um «»rchard may bo made prolltahle again by top grafting tlm trees. I I i I m I m not a difficult tuMk, provided II I m pr«>|M*r ly done and Um union between th« bran« h mut tlm Melon I m |»erft*ct. At u rule branches not over an Inch in <11 uinut«*r aro the bcMt to work thia w»iy. Of vounw», It 1« un«lemt«MM| thut th« scions would be niueli «inallvr Iu dlmn otor than the parent Ml«»ek, so the plan Is to liioert two on encli outer edge Tbo main thing to <ilMM*r%e I m to l»e «nrc ttiat Um bark of both m . Ion and parent stock I m In ¡M*rfoct line. »<» Unit the fiow BIIOVKLIMO if ■Alli'. ____________ of sap imiy be fmrfectly free «‘are mu«l der letter A. mid su syv III the shovel ttlau bo taken that the «pa«a« l»etwrun Ing loanl juat under the hook, thus the «cium and tlm parent «fork mad« keeping tbe lioard In ¡»osltlun. i’bere by the chlwl I m « tllhil with tlw grafting Is n light Iron chain aup|»ort nt sacb wax. a« well nn uny other apacoa In able uf the box and booked uudur which the air may get. It I m not cum nettili Iudlsns¡»o|la News. tommy to Iraie l»*»Ui of the grafts, but to « ut out Um weaker «»no If Imth grow M m I*I u * iMcubatwr rraatMbl*. A JOURNEYMAN BARBER. The Incubator lias paanad the ex per I Tlila work la lnh»rc«Ung and really very mental stage, uud la no longer a ins wlinplu If «’ii«* get* the Uiitt'k of It. and This T«»n«orlMllet Mnke« <*« m »«1 I m - I chine of cbnuce results. Any one with It •’vrtrtlnly pay« with mi orchard that romr Kvorjr XlurniM«. I m not too <dd If care 1« taken to oh There’s at teust one barber In XX ash n rvaNouttble amount of common sen«- talu scions fr«’in kiuau bearing tr«i*s nnd tbe ability to tnke care of the mu Ingtoii who doeun't have to keep his uf the beat Murta. ears turned to the word “next,” snye ' chins and Ita content« while It 1« In o|M<ratlou will be rewarded by au< ‘ ewsa ths New York Fust. |)n \«»| ll*rr|t«*l X mini Wfo« l*. Thia barber doesn’t work In a shop, If one Is In s poiitlmi to go luto the One of «*ur «•ontcni|M»rarh’« says nor has he any establishment of hla ¡loultry buslnsi« on a smlo of vouslder In own. Flu’s a peripatetic barber, and nble magnitude the l»etter plan .1" to ••make the calf Um fan lly he averages something like fs or I IO prepare u cellar expixaly for the work, the ophdon of the writer uml «»f other dairymen of l«»ng «*X|»erlviwe till« would for four hours’ work a day. wears dia for, ¡Mtrfvct as they are, Incubator’» I»«* one of the wror»»t lulMtak«*« that «imhl mond*. snd Is a perpetual mystery and sometime«« catch on fire, nnd then the In* made. The • ulf that la the pot «>f a uourcu of puxsled envy to the bartwro loan of the building they sre In genera tbe faintly la more than likely to lai nlly follows. The rotnffiil building with whom he formerly worked In ho blocks which hnva re«-eiitly eome Into u«od by tlm ehlldrmi f«»r fiiany pur tel barber shops. for which It was nrxer Inlemlud. Ho Is literally a journeyman barber. use offer the means to conatnn t nn lucubtor cellar In any section of the By nil mean« treat Um «iih«** that are He carries the tools of bls trade around country nt moderate <‘u«t Brooders, too to tw rulM*<| klmlly, handle them «im with him, suspended In a case from must I m * ntkleil. mid there should l»e u •Idemhly and pat them earc«”»liigly oft the handle bars of a bicycle, and bu structure for the brooders, w thut th»- en. but let tlw |*ettlng Mtop here, for If might eaally t»e taken, to see him ou early batched chicks need not l»r turned it I m played with by tlw vhlhlrvu. run his rounds, for a rising young aur out of doors to get wet or entet) <x>ld ulng and jumping w Ith them, Iwlng goon. Incubator »•ellar In any sectlou of tin» tinriMMMMl up with «trlngK a« children llo shaves men In tbelr room»—men pnclty and *»ld nt n low prl«*e. A are quite likely to <!<», It betviintm a who are not quite able to have valets, I egg machine of reliable make can I m * nulaamt* a« It grows; It *« iiih g«*t« Im- but who aro willing to dig up a half l»ought for fin, nnd with It one can pu«leiit, n«»ac« around where It I mim no dollar every day for the sake of mnk nil the exj>erlence needed to enable lilm biialnees. and. If Ita horn« are allow rd Ing their Initial appearance about noon, to ojierate tboaa of larger cnpsclty n to grow. |M«eomca «Itngemua later on. aim run, aborn, done up, and groomed- MMxmd season. The Incubator and th«* Su«h n rnlf will Invarliildy try to looklng. brooder are essentlul In operations of “boan” the herd after it geta old and A conalderable number of hla cus considerable size, the sitting hen to I m * xtnmg enough, am) I m a nulaamo gen tomers are army and navy officers liv um * h 1 only hm a makeshift. «•rally. F.iclmnge. ing at du I mi . but he has also a clientele When Mnd XX !»•( In I'rnnr. of luxurious civilians. He starts out Self-Keedrr for I'miUrr, t This 11»! of plants nnd slirul**, with on ble rounds nt H o’clock In the morn A prrfwtlon f«*«N| la»p|»er I m shown ing, and by 10 o’clock ho has shaven tlM’lr requirements In r**Knr<l to tlw In tlw cut. nays Uw Orang«* .lu ld Farm aifout ten men as they recline In tbelr prunliiK eon son. I. »»¡■«■«'Inlly tlinvly ami er. It I m eight ln< lie« w hl««, two nnd c«>zy -da. When he flnda his earlier helpful. It lias tl*e Mi’ltfhl of nutliorl «»no half foot high, nnd throe foot long customer« asleep some of them nr«» ty. ns coming from n prncthnl gur Th© roof projoctM over tho perch on prominent government officials, who «loner. There Is n right time nml n wrong which tlw fowls stand while feeding report at their offices nt about 10 Tlw method of eonalrm tlng tho |M»reh- o'clock In the morning he doe« not time to prune encli plant, but few «•a nnd the weight nnd attachment to nmnteurs <*nn «llstlngulsh between wake them up. but goes abend am! the ll«t over th«« grain 1« clearly shown lathers and ahnves them, and he aaya them. Also ecrtnlii tr«M <lo not nee«l III tho picture. Tlw weight on the arm that plenty of hla customers don’t pruning nt nil. Ilend hn«*k lmmi*llnt«’ly nfter bloom wake up at nil while they’re being ahnvod. lie any* that In the course of Ing: Kalinin Intlfolln. dlervllln or a couple of weeks’ practice any man wlrgelln. nznlen. forsythln. anowlmll. rnny anally lenm how to remain In the kerrln, n><» k orange. I'hllnrielphua. bar l»’rry. most woody eplrenn. land of Nod while being shaved. Henri biK k w hen dormant: Rose», When he finishes with hla earlier patrona he glldee around among hla eehnntla, splren eorhlfolln. Iiydrnnngi’ii I-nrge flowering tr«i’« not requiring cuatomera who dawdle In their rooms In drossing gowns until about noon. pruning: Aewulus (horse rliestnut). He has n regular hour for enrb patron Rorhu* sanibuelfolln, cntnlpn, sorbii» and always sticks to adtedule time, Ainerlenna (American nah), llrloden keeping none waiting. Ho gets half dron (tulip poplar), pnvln. nortuis grnndlflorn, pyru« nrln (white I m - iiu a dollar for a shave and 11 for n hair rr.zi) Horns »os roi nav. tree), sorluia clnniH’nrpn, roblna. rind e______________ cut. Those of his patrons who want rantln. tlngtorln (Vlrgllln tree). aoph«> hair cuts notify him a couple of days sllolllil Is* ndjlislcd to til«' size of til* rn, Morbus ancupnrla (mountain nah). In advance, so that he ran arrange his fowl. Tills Is.x limy Is* iiiik I c of noy schedule. By 1 o'clock In the after f'llppltta Il«»rs4»s. Icnittli drelrvd, but tin« licl*lit uud noon tills businesslike razor wlelder The clipping of it liorse In the enrly width nrc ubout rlulit. has done all hla day’s work, and then spring Is now conceded by all tbe lend you’ll aee him. a picture of grooming Ing veterliinrlana to la* ns essential to « hnn*ln* l.ot* tor Nwlxe. and a sort of glass of himself, stroll hl* well iH'Ing ns shooing liltn or giving Where *wln<* nre rnlMul In siiilb lcut ing on F street any fine afternoon, him n I’oiiifortnble bed to lie on. A tiunilicrs Rn thill they lire herded III “staking the girls to a treat.” crippled horse dries out rapidly after n smnll Inclosiircs, It Is I’ssi’iit Ini to hard day's work nnd will rest <«om cbliiiK* lliosc lots ycnrly If one would Itatfled. fortnbly mid lie refiVahed for the next M!sw Deery’s mother came Into the dny'a work. An iiii«'ll|«|>eil horse Is II nvold the dniiKcr of eh Icrn or other room rather suddenly, and Mr. Spoon- able to catch the henvea, pueiinioni;i dlaeum-*. The w ny to iK i'oinpllsh this elgh endeavored to cover his embar anil nil aorta of «■olds, etc., Ixs’iiuse th«’ to the best ndvniitiiKv Is to lime til«’ swine dlstrlt.Ute<l III slimll «-olonles, cilell rassment. moisture from |>ei’splrHtloii Is Ill’ll! by with ii niovnble holme, lime the lots “As I was just saying,” he began In the long linlr mid chills the laxly. of double size, ii .I iik one hnlf of ench n formally conversational tone. A Ilian would not i*X|ie<’t to enjoy lot diirlntt Hie curly purl of the senson “Why, no you weren't. George!” In very gisul henltli If he did linril mu mm I terrupted Miss Decry, lias!lly. “Ton work clothed with heavy underwear, n mid lhe other hnlf nt the Intler pnrt. This will <’nrr.v one through the senson were speaking of football- don’t you heiivy suit mid n fur overcont, mid after with little «lunger of trouble, ninl then rememberT’—Cleveland Lender. liersplrlng freely, as ho niiturnlly tlx’so lots shoeld bo Hbnndoncd for would, go to sleep without removing swine, Is’lng eiiltlvnted (lie next yenr Unweleoma Contents. »lime. It Is Just nn ridiculous to ex nml new I o I h provided for the swine. "I see you carry a heavy «took of pert n horse to lie In perfei’t hen It h If This Is coiiHldernble trouble to lie sure, egK»." remarked th* caller. “I* there worked under the snine c<iiidltliins. but liter« Is u. wny more eerluln to anything In eggs." If you would get the best returns avoid dlsen.o tlinn this. I'nrlluiilnrly "Well,” replied th* truthful groc.r, from your investment In your horse, Is this plnn valunlde In sections whel-« "there waa something In the consign treHt him right, mid lie sure to clip llic soil Is liieli'i«il to be lienvy so Hint ment that came In Inst week.” him In the enrly spring. Horse Re th« filth innile hy the swine does not "Indeed! What?" view. drain Into the soli romllly. “Chickens." At flnoon Rrl«lic«. Don't get Borer I'lnnfs Too goon. If the strnwberry pliiuts nrc set In the cold moist soli they lire likely to rot lit the crown or, If thin does not result, they will innko no growth to sjicnk of. Walt until the soil hns drleil out some so that It Is mellow mid ensl ly workeil; hnve the plot In g<md condl tlon, well worked so that the soil Is free from stones mid clods of earth nnd “Benlnff Gotham.** Gunner So you went to New York the plnntn can lie easily set mid will on pleasure bent, eli? Did you get begin to grow iiiilnterriipteilly so tluit one will lose no time by waiting until bent? Guyer—Worse than bent I got the soil Is In perfect condltluu before setting ou‘ 'Uf plants. brok* Drummer—Why are nil th* natives of this village out this morning? Uncle Hila*-Why, by heck, they heard an nutonioblle with one of thos* new calllhope whistle* coming down th* road and thought a circus parade was on the way. Freealaw In Worm Air. The freezing of lenves nml lilld* on «■lour spring nights, when tho nlr loin- IM’inture Is nlsivc freezing |silnt, Ims I mm ’U suporstllloiisly looked upon ns nn i'IT<’«’t of lhe moon's light. An English e.x|H«rlliientcr llmls thut, while nil oh- Jects hme the tiili|>erntur* of tho sur- roundlng nlr on cloudy nights, rnpld riidlntlon mny produce n difference on ■leur nights, nml n piece of cotton pfov- ■ •«I to lie nt limes six mid even eight (|u. green colder tlinn the nlr. 1'1.nits mny ue slmllnrly chilled below freezing with the air ubm*.