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the Cubans tbenisehee. We find In It besides the reward coming from ■ >x«n •clouanesa of hating faithfully kept what tile oflk'lsl world considered to be a quixotic promise, the evident's that It has been successful beyond our mo»t tio|«eful antlcliMitioiis. KUUUTHFUISREHIBUCAN KLAMATH FALLS ... OREGON XA - --------------------- Light weight men always think they kr* heavy-weight thinkers. i For The Term of ills Natural Life By MARCUS CLARKB ••gvrly drank Th»n, sshsmed ef whst h. had doss, hs thrust ths bottls back. • nd mads for his room. Ils w»pt. hs prayed, hs fought with his desire •• with a luadnee. lie tol.l hlnisrif that another's Ilfs dspendsd on hit stsrtloust that to gtrs way to hia fatal passion waa unworthy of an «duested man ami a reasoning being. In vain. In the midst of hia argumsuta lie found him self at ths cupboard, with th» bottls at hia Ups. In an attltuds that waa at oiu-a ludicrous and horrible. Illa disease waa v t «rriblo one. Ths Rev. Jamrs North - gmtloiuiin. sch.-lsr and Christian priest- was what the »"rid calls "a confirms I drunkard." LIBflL LAW OF AUSTRALIA. lakabltaats Wb* Hav* little I’rlfie at Aaeeetrr Ave PreteeteJ. The llliel law of Australia is tha queerest In the world. II« *!•» I» au«d for libel Hier«« must not only prove that the aevuaatlona be puldlatied were true, but als«» timt t«» publish them was for til« public benefit. EI»«’W liera tlie trulli of the a«vusatloii alum* ue*da t«> b* provisi. Au Australian sheep raiser explained Illis queer lltn'l law at a wool sale. "Austrullii was practically colonised by convicta." be suiti, " liiere Is uo use denying tills. The colonisera of Aus tralia were convicts III lb* main. “Th* de*c«mlanls of the»«« «•onvlcta ar* now Australia's leading fumllles. tbe richest, III«« most Influential, Ilia most Intelligent, the most rea|«ectc«l. Amt yet III«*« evcelleiit |Hs«ple were In the past at the mercy of every «sil ior. Ia«t them get Into th* smallest stpiubble or dispute «siiti some editor and tlie man would bring them lute general ridicule ami contempt by print ing tliclr anceetry, l«y allowing Hint Nir John Nmlth's great grandfather had I h ' i ' ii ai'iit out for robbing an ohi worn» an of |7. or that Judge Brown's great- aunt, while employ «si ns n ••'rvunt girl. limi trlctl to isilson her master s ■OU, with whom sim was III love. "It Is umli'iiliibly true Huit Hie lM‘«t Austriillaiis have c««nvlet blood In their veins. iii<> m'Wa|«a|M'rs that they quar- rehsl with u »« h I to taunt them with tlielr ismvlct bl«MHÌ. Item's' tin' present queer lltw'l law, which protects them, for of course It can never is' for Hie public gissi to publlsli Hint tli«< grand mother of Judge So ami So or the great- mielo of Dr. Blank was a convict." A Philadelphia boy arraigned before Dr Hunter Corlwtt, of <'tolto, China, a magistrate for stealing from a store wim wus elected moderator of the l'r«w- drew bimaelf up in a theatric's! |>ose byterlan Uetieral Aawcmbly, at i««* One way to acuire new friends aud assailed the astounded magistrate I CHATTER XXI i Burgeea desirous, perhaps, of favors Moine*. Is «»e of quickly la to Inherit a million dollars with: “I hurls me dvfiance in yer teet' I I Rufns Da wo, bad b..n a f«'rinl(ht at I bly impreaaing the chaplain whom the III« grentest pri'iicti- ers a li «I stroiigest I ain't afraid!" Dime novela aud yel th. swttlemsnt wbsn a nswconiw appsar- j blahop delighted to honor waa urbane A man may want to be able to work, low newsiw|»‘rs have made a f<H>l of , e>! <«n tbs chain can< This was a yonn, I enough. "You’ll And us rough. Mr. ni I a ■ I o u a r le* lu but that la no sign that he wants to him and lie thinks hlidbelf a hero for nian of about twsnty ysars of •<*. thin, Meekln.” ha aald. "but yot China. Ile wns torn fair and delicate, ills name was Kirk 'all there* when we're wai work. defying the law when lie la only a land, and he belonged to what wore la a little k tgdom In itaelf. Iti L • a t li «• r w<»«<!, CHAPTER XXII. Th* inoriilng sun, bright and fierce, l'n . In IKtfi, sud Nothing Is so disgusting to a poll- dirty little ruttian. It waa su<ipi>ted known as the “educated" prisoner*. He yourself to wine.” ■ettledas n ml»»l««ll ’*Thank you, none,” said North. All louketl down upon a curious sight. In a tlclan as the talk of bls opjioneut's that the lit penally for him would tie i had been a clerk in a banking house, and to make him an object of ridicule by was trana|<«<rte<l for embesslenient. Ing a tumbler with water. “1 hsvs a atoiiM yard waa a lit tie group of perauna ary In Chetisi In mon«y. Troko. Ilurgeaa» MNvklewaln, Kirk- a public spanking administered by a though, by some, grave doubts as to his hsadachs?* 1*13. Ili* ismstaut- guilt were entertaine<l. The command Hia manner of speech and action was la nd n nd It nf iin D awmm . Bgrowlng Inliiiem-* The Cur wants a navy built on an woman, since to Imprison him would ant. Captain Burgee*, had employed him Thr»M» woolen atavea, aaven feet high, so awkward that a sileuce fell upon In gos|»*l succ***** entirely new aystem. How would oue only puff him up still more with "hero as butler In his own house, and hie fate i the party, caused by each one wonder* were faatetie«l together In the form of a ism." Probably it Is too late for spank was considered a "lucky" one. constructed of cork suit him? ua. inolia i«,»i«irrlia» spread thniugll' So. I Ing why Mr. North should grow con triangl«\ The structure looked not un ing. That should have been done years doubtless. It waa. and might have been, fused, and drum hia Angers on the ta like that made by gypsies to boll their out III* wliole of Hi« grini provine* of Is It because adult baseball playera ago by his mother. SomelKHly neglect had not an untoward accident o»vurred Me. ami stare everywhere but at tha tie Lett lea. To this structure Kirkland was Hliaiituug. 11« Is III« tmisi Imlefatlga- make a busluess of playlug a game ed it then and bls mock heroics are Captain Ilurg,-»», who waa a bachelor of canter. Meekln waa the flrat to apeak bound» Ilia feet wore fastened with bl* traveler mid III«’ greatest evangelis one consequence, with a sadder oue the "old school,** confessed an amiable "Have you many visitors. Captain Bur ihong« to the base of the triangle; Ills that they act so much like boya? tic prvscbsr among tlie l'n*»l«> terlan weakness for swearing. Kirkland be- gott?** wriata, boiiml above hie hea«l. at the looming dark in his future. missionaries In th« Middle Kltigd<nu. longed to a Methodist fatuity, and owned a pea. His body was then estendod to "Very few. Sometlmoa a party comes Truth doesn't mind being crushed to Tit* prominent feature of Ills long ca a piety utterly out of ptacs In that re ita fultot length, and Ills white back over with a recommendation from th«» Many years tx-fore Hie rweut Unitar earth, but this business of being used reer 1» Ids groat faith In th«' u»efulio-«a gion. The language of Burgees made •hone in the sunlight I During hia tying- ian conference asawmbled the doctrine him shudder, an«1 one day he ao far for I governor, ami I show them over the for a punching bag is what jars. of nstlv* pr«'a«liera, of whom flier«« ar* i place; but. as a rul<\ we aea no one tip he hail said nothing was advamvd that It la wrong to save got himself and hia place as to raise hie I but ourselves.** now lietween forty «ml fifty attached "Now. prisoner.” said Truk* to l»a*e«. Witte’s retirement will be felt He money. It is the ol«l des-lsiou that la hands to hia ears, “i’ll soon cure you "I asked,'* said Meekln. "because "do your duty.** to lite I’lief«»» station. Wlwu Dr Itradt was ons of the few Russians who had to t«e made betw etm lay lug up treasures of that!" cried Burgees, and forthwith soma friends of mine were thinking of lltifuM llawea looked from the three peraua«l«sl tils M Iclilta clmr«'li Unit It a name that anybody could pronounce. ou earth, where moth aud rust corrupt ordered him to the chain gang for “in- coming Do you know Captain Frere?** • tern far»»* to Kirkland'« white hack, should It«»« a foreign pastor, the tsiar.t suboniinatlon. ” "Frere! I should «ay ao!” returned and hia face grew purple. In nil hia and thieves break through and steal, asalgne«l Dr. Corlwtt Io the church s He was received with suspicion by the Burgess. **1 vrae quartered with him experience he had never been aaked to The gaekwar of Baroda Is said to and laying up treasures in heaven. •upi»«rt, ami tin* upps*al which tl«* |*er- rang, who did not like whits-hande-i rt«?g before He had been fl* ‘ gge«l often at Sarah lais nd. So he ’ « a friend of have an income of $7,500.000 a year, There may be uo heaveu In modern the prisoner* Troke, by way of experi •oiiallty of tlie man made to (lie Wield' enough. He picked up the heavy cat. and be la not a captain of Industry, ology, the joys formerly ascribed to ment in human nature, perhaps, plat-sd yours, eh?** tn |H<o|>le helped gn-atly III l(i«rea.lu< "I had the pleasure ef meeting him and tlrew Ita knott»s| laahea between hie either. that city of golden streets aud eternal him next to Gabbett. When the muster In society. He Is just married, you fingers. tlie gifts of tiio congregiillon. which bliss coming in service to cue's fellow bell rang, and the gang broke up, Rufus know. To Miss Vickers, a charming "Go on. nawea." whispered Kirkland, now maintains not only Dr fortott but In Russia the ruler's troubles are men. but. even with that miailflcation Dawes, on his allent way to his separate young person. They are going to Syd without turning hia heat! "You are no many of his native lielpers I’lioiigli now likely to be mostly with the lower of conditions grantevl ttiere will hardly cell, observed a notable change of cue ney, where Captain Frere haa aom* more than another man.” well past ill«« ng* pt 70, tlie stalwart bouse. Things are different tn this be general aev-eptance of tbe theory tom in the disposition of the new con Interest, and Frere thinks of taking Port fitlfuH Pawew lifted the cat. swung It missionary speaks, as be works« with a country. round hia head, ami brought ha knotted ▼ ouce again announ<?ed that frugality vict, Instead of placing him In a cell by Arthur on hia way down.** •S’ T T'V'T ▼ ï » WW himself, Troke was turning him into the young man's Intensity. "A strange fancy for a hone, nkMi cords down. The white back waa In and economy are dangerous tendencies The girl who marriea a fellow to re in life. “The men aud womeu who yard with the others. trip,” said North. stantly atriped with six crimson bare. X THE PLAOUE OF FLIES “I’m not to go in there Y’ says the sx- "Captain Frere takes a deep inter Kirkland I stifled a cry. It form him seems to lose sight of the spend,” one speaker declared, “are uot (•«sirgr F McXrlll, a ht» tliutl In Ilos ♦■*♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦*♦♦♦ fact that there are lots who don't ueeal dangerous ; they are helpful; they keep bsnk clerk, drawing hack in dismay from eat In all relating to convict discipline." him that he had been cut In the cloud of foul fees which lower»,! •‘Now. then, you ecoundr roared tun after undergoing an oimtr II uii . mmv went on Meekln. "ami i« anxious that reforming. the money ¡«erpetually reverting to the upon him. Of all tbe iiiiii »») <»f the hotine* What Mrs. Frere should see this ¡»lace, A Rurgeaa; "separate your ca widely known a l««cturvr ami writer "But you are, then!" says Troke. "The romantic story. Captain Burgess, there wrv few. It any, more on rvouumlc aub* n that lie do you t mean by flogging a Why all thia eielteuieut over the lit people In some form.” “It would be governor says a night in thers'll take the fa ah Ion ?” saved her life, you kuow.** troubl«*ak»inv Hum ttie common toil«**- Jacta. II«’ was ¡»op tle matter of veracity at Washington? far better that both rich and poor starch out of yer. Como, In yer go." "Ah! that waa a queer thing. that Unfit« Hawes tlrew hia enmked Illi fly. Bo pmllflvnlly U imm he brt«6*<| ati<| ularly known as th«» Even the psalmist In hie haste said all should be prodigal of their meaus aud "Let him out. watchman!" said North, mutiny.** said Burgees. "We’ve got the gera through the entangled c»»rde an.l ui quickly mature that he Mould be a so keep money In circulation tbau for men were liars. who happened by. fellows here, you know.” atruck again. Thia time the blow » •• nuiwaihv If no more Rerluii« ebargee "father of tlmrlght the rich and tbe poor to be frugal and hour work «lay “Can't, sir, without an order from the "I saw them tried at Hubart Town.** more effective, anti the blood beaded on Hut more nerlou« mov«unml** from I Im Reform our spelling. Cut out tbe saving," were the words of another. commandant.” •aid Meekin. "In fact, the ringleader. the akin. The toy <11.1 not cry; but lay agaliiMt him. "I order you. air!” North cried. Indig John Rex, gave me his confession, and Macklewaln «aw hi« hand« clutch the t barge* do Hr. Like the moaqulto, lie ¡»art lie tm»k In nd silent letters. Then cut out tbe ones The mania for savlug which makes tbe I sent it to tha bishop. ('•plain F'rer» etavee tightly, and the tuuaclre of hie vpreatla t| lut'd ar. eq»r» tally typhoid fc. voenting the right that make a noise. After that we can Individual miserly aud hard Is oue nant thlug. a mlsdirectlou of purpose which ier, ami uttorr Intratlnal disorder*. "Very sorry, your reverenvs; but your tried to make me think his letters con naked arm« quiver. have some peace. liour work day. Mr. has never failed to meet condemnation. reveretiiie knows that I daren’t do such a tained a hidden meaning, but I don't Ill tlie It'iupt'rale Bone the Munca dm McXrlll wan burn in The third blow sounded as though It thing." believe they did. He seems to me to Tbe desire for saving which puts mil had toen «truck »»¡»oti a piece •>( raw meat leg, or rumumu b«*u*t' fly, mature* Maxim Gorky's real name Is Alexei Am«*nbury, Ma»»» , In North rushed away to the command be truly penitent for hia offenses -a beef, am! the crimson turned purple. The from the egg in from ten to fourteen IKUk At n I mi ay lie Maxtmovltcb Pleschoff, and after a sec lions into savings banks, opens the misguided but not a hypocritical uiau. fl"g<itig prtH-eeded In »Hence for tea day a. As II h < fi'iiuil«' lays alwut 120 door to opportunity, makes capitalisa ant. and ths instant hie back waa turned. , UXoSa.l S. M'NXIU. ond look at It, very few people will worked In th«» wool- tion of Industry possible, gives employ Hailes, the watchman, flung open the if my knowledge of human nature goes stroke«, and then Kirkland gave a egg*, anti a* from terhr to fourteen blame him for trying to forget IL for anything.*' en milla and later Warned tlie »I sm * •creech like a wounded horee. ment to thousands lu »¡»K-lal purslta, door and darted Into ths dormitory. "Oh! -Captain Burge««! I »awes! — generation* drielop In a alnglr *ea- making trade. Fifty year» «g«« ii» was "I hope he is.** said North, "I “Take that!" he cried, dealing Kirk encourages eudowmeuts tor religion, •on, to ¡M'lietratr rtrry room of rvrry The Cur says be has unlimited eon- Mr Troke' Oh' oh’ Mercy! -Oh, duo nn active ndvtMwle of the aimrlor w«»rit land a blow on the head with his keys, woulln’t trust him.” I mj U mt , tlie danger from thin Inwiguid* day. and with Ira Ktewartl. had mm*b "Oh. there’« no fear of him." •aiil tor!-—Mr. X«»rth’ Oh! oh! oh!" fidence In the Russian people. Every art. education, science, has been com that stretched him senseless. "There's hump. The lad's back, swollen Into a I cant ¡»eat !• no «mall mutter, thing would be lovely If the Russian mended in every age. Such statements more trouble with you aristocrats than Burgess, cheerily; "if he grows uprosri- ti» do with the «wt a bl I aliment of the ten as those which have been quoted are enough. Ide quiet!” ous. we’ll toon give him a touch of th» now presented the a ¡»¡»rars nee of i Tlie favorite breeding place of tlie la»ur law In Massachusetts. With tbs people would return the compliment peach which a willful child ha« word • one-sided and consequently of compara The commandant, roused from his cat.’* fruin hoUM^tl) I* «table mauure, particularly support and «»» ,,|«eintl«»il of Wemlcll Here attention was called by the with a ¡»in. Ihiwee turning away end the manure from hor««*«. but open out* New Jersey Is spending a lot of mon tively little importance. Tbe druukarvi. slumber, told Mr. North that Kirkland hia bloody handiwork, drew the l’hllll|Ni and Governor «'Istilli lie was might stop where he was, and that he'd strange behavi.tr of Mr. North, He hail ey to destroy the mosquitoes. The mos- the gambler, the rake, spend their m «-rs houMT«, nmli a* are common In tne I nal rumenta I In founding the Massa, hu- thank the chaplain not to wake him up risen and. without apology, flung wide through hia Angers twice. They country, are alao favorite place« fur gultoea made the mistake of not haring money freely. They keep It in circula because a prisoner set up a howling. •otta bureau of lalair •tallatlcn, ila» flrst the window, as though he gaiped for beginning to get clogged a little. "(Jo on." said Burgett, with a U'>4. dr|m«IUng the rggw It In brre that tl»« tmard of It» kind to l»r » rr.»trd In thia themselves Incorporated under the New tion. but the experience of the past, North returned to the prison discon air. "Hallo, North! What's the mat- which Is always tbe safest guide, does t ’ l'u be cuulinuwLi luuat MT I Oil a danger arlnrn, fur fl Ira country. In lKM.’t he Jolnr«l tlie Knight* Jersey laws. solately. found the dutiful Hailes at his ter?” not show that such a habit has been post, an«! all quiet. "What's become of which have alighted Upon tlie rierrta <»f Mbor, but inter •rverrtl hie conno«** "Nothing.” said North. re«i>rerlng John D. Rockefeller says bls father of benefit to humanity. The training Kirkland Y' he asked. TOO HARD A ì EST. from typhoid frver or cholera patient« Ilon with that orgnnltatlon l-rcnu*«» be himself with an effort. "A spasm. I la dead. Frank Rockefeller says bls to save has meant sobriety, Industry, “Fretted hisself to sleep, yer rever have these attack« at times." may afterward convey the dlaeaae- did not approve of Its ¡«»Iley of mlirxl With Mother W as Srarrelr father Is being well cared for. It is a home ownership, integrity, respectabil ence," said Hailes. In accents of par "Have some brandy?” said Burgess. grrina to food. Ulisi She I «•■Id be was clis-tcìl fra- ••sembllr«. Ill wise Rockefeller who knows the where ity. good citizenship. It has made the ental concern. "Poor chap! It's hard "No, no. It will pass. No. I say. From knowing thr nourt'e of a tian* Mnrurl «Irai trrnal delegate from thè Amerh an Fed- for such young 'on« as he. sir. ” Well, if you Insist. ” And aeiaing the abouts of bls own father. prosjierlty of tbe nation. It is a bless ger, tbe nr it atrp I m to prevent th< was Margaret Nlchol'e ttr»t year It In the morning Rufus Dawes, coming tumbler offered to him. he half filled It «ration of lai tor to the lirltish Trades ing. The occasional examples of those | In a city blah arlioul. Bbr m am a tine evil. In thr eane of film, certain alm* t niun Congrenn« A New York gambler who died the who, having risen from tbe ranks ami to bls place on the chain gang, «vas with raw spirits and swallowe>l the fiery ' student, a pretty girl, with plenty of pie measure« ought everywhere to tai struck by the altered appearance of other day left 11,000 for the cure irf having t»-«‘n possessed with the miser's Kirkland. His face waa of a greeniah I draught at agulp. The Reverend .Mee i money and of an excellent family, As taken, uot merely to avoid a |»rrM>nal one of his old enemies who bad lost bls greevl. have been overbearing aud harsh tint, and wore an expression of bewil kin eyed his clerical brother with hor ror. i .1 matter of course under ttante dr annoy a nev, but for tbe protection uf Privy Councilor Gorriuyklil, wist refiners luck. Let the Independent oil toward their less prudent former com dered horror. "Ha!” said North, looking wildly sumatancen illi th«* sororltl«*« ‘*ruslM*,r* life Itaelf. su«swda Count Witte ns Itnsslan pro hope on. They may be taken care of panions cannot be used as arguments “Cheer up, man."' said Dawes, touch round upon them. "That’s better.” Flrat, every door ami every window I mpt . Al nnotImr matter of cours«» - emi. In good time. against tbe desirability of encouraging ed with momentary pity. "It's no good So they went on to the veranda, and Ma'garet tolng human • ber bend was should la* carefully «rremed* ami at Icky tnlcr, for Home years baa taken a ■pl<-u<>us part la tbe spirit of thrift. There may be pos being in the mopes, you know." looked down upon the lights of the tu rued by the numeruua fly paper abuuld be generously dlatrlb ItllMlnll political “What do they do If you try to bolt?" prison, and listened to the sea lapping i slightly A •dentist at Prague baa found out itive evils connected with the desire to •priada given In ber ta»nor. and ber ute«!. whispered Kirkland. lie was affair*, the shore. The Rev. Mr. North, in this how to read by the light emafhatlng save, but tbe resultant advantages are Becondly, atable manure abouh! ta* re "Kill you," returned Dawes, in a tons cool atmosphere, seemed to recover him I spirit sorely tri«*«! by th«* fart that Iter minister of I lie In- from a sausage. Now let some bard so much more important that no one of surprise at so preposterous a ques self, and conversation progressed with conxervatlvv mother refuse«! to Id lier mt»«rd every day, and placed* not In an lerlor from 1NU5 un write a great poem on this achieve who thinks deeply would ever advocate tion. some sprightliness. t»e pledged to any sorority until •he cqcn pile, but In a s< rvrnrd bln. Thia til IMiU. ami a year ment. and there will be something new tbe theory that the savings habit Is one "Thank God!" said Kirkland. By and by a short figure came up out should have taken time to learn auiue method, pursurtl by the Hvpnrtmrnt of ago WS» made bead and I'oetry, science under tbe sun. dangerous to society on principle. Tbe The work of the gang that afternoon of the dark, and prov«M to to Iloctor thing ritout them all. Agriculture at Washington, gave Im- <>f a cmnmlaalon to sausage would make a winning com- facts are all bearing testimony to tbe was the carrying of tome heavy lugs to Macklewaln. who had been prevented One afternoon, as Margaret dosed mediate relief, after treatment of tlie ■sniiilrract tile agno blnatlou. the water-side, and Rufus Dawes ob from attending ths dinner by reason of opposite conclusion. rían moveiiK'iit In served that Kirkland was exhausted an accident to a constable at Norfolk the door behind n triu <»f girls who had atable manure by chemicals had boeu It Is not to be wondered at that long before the task was accomplished. Bay, which had clainiwl his professional itren visiting ber In th« parlor, ato nb.'indontMl as unpractical, tweiiuse tlie t'sm-nsu». In turned bs' k Into the little sitting room, tbe excuse. “They'll kill you, you little beggar!" attention. the Chinese In San Francisco are in gem-rnl way tie la Thirdly, al) o|s'ii Vaults should said he, not unkindly. "Well, how’s Furr«'st?" crisd Bur- ami was aun»riaed tu find her further ■ panic over the destruction in the tire <-<>ii»lil<-r«-d to b* ■ He had hardly uttered the word* gesa. "Mr. Meekiu Dr. Macklewaln." wwing there. kept carefully screened, aud. of more than 25,000 certificates of legal reactionary and lm-oii>|»'tcnt to lirai when ths boy flung himself beneath the "Dead,’* aai<! Macklewaln. "Dclight- Lantly, fuutl abuuld lx* alwaya pro* with tile present crisis, but Ills admlm residence. This la not only bad for "Why, mother, were you here all th«* log. In another instant the train would ed to see you, Mr. Meekin.” tected by cover* of wire netting an Istrntlon Ims not |M<eii mark«-«! with those who have lost such certificates ••Confound it—another of my best time? I thought you had gone out. an<! The skeleton of an average whale have been scrambling over hi« crushed but It will be productive of endless thove girls came almost pur|»>M*ly to old faabloned country practice which any umilio lisrahm-ws. Count Witte list body. men. ” grumbled Burgess. Macklewaln had not Gabbett stretched out an problems for the emigration officials to weighs about twenty-five tons. talk to you about letting me go Alpha daaervoa to be revived.—Youth's Com- won ■ nani« In history for Ills m-gotla- Iron band and plucked the would-be sui was tired and wanted to get home. Analysts say that butter is the most cide from death. solve. It Is expected that every China "I must also be thinking of repose." Kappa Bata 1 wish you lfa«i seen I anion. tlon last year of the pesce treaty with said Meekin; "the Journey, though moat man will claim on arrest that his cer nutritious article of diet, and that I hem ; they're so pretty mid sw«s't ! "Hold on to me," aaid the giant. “I'in Japan at I'ortsmonth. N. II. II« la 57 The First Artsspaprr. enjoyable, ha« fatigued me.” tificate was destroyed and the difficul bacon comes next. Really, mother, It's considered a big big enough to carry double.'* years old, am! has hail offi«'lal connais “ Come The honor of having produced __ on, then, ” said North. ** ths Germany Is able to nine feed about ties which such a chaotic condition Kirkland uttered a cry, and then, honor at sc hool to make Alpha Kappa tlon with tlie llussliin government »Im-« must lead to upon both sides are ob tenths of her nearly sixty million in holding np hia Irons with hie hands. roads lie together, doctor.” Beta If you beard what th<-s*- girls flrat newspa|>er baa long Iwu disputed 11177. He has town nt th« lies«! of ths Before the two clergymen had fot vious. Our Chinese problem Is grow habitants on tbe products of her own he started, to run for the water. aald, you must have n<»tlced that tiiey by Italy, France, Germany, England "Halt, you young fool!” roare«! Troke. half way down the steep path that le<! didn’t get off one menu N|>eerb ntout and Holland, and for year a the British railway and finam-e <lc|>artmcnta, and ■olL ing Intricate and threatening. fmtn August, Its«.'!, until III« «-»inbllBh from the commandant's house to the raising hia carbine. But Kirkland kept One test for distinguishing diamonds steadily on for the river. Just as lie flat on which the cottage« of the doctor anyI xm I v . Y ou know that waa what you Museum •xhlldtad s paper called the Ing of a "responsible ministry," was English Mercury, arid to have been It Is doubtful If tbe average annual from glass and paste Is to touch them reached it, however, the figure of Mr. and chaplain were built, Macklewaio re objected to In the psi Gamma Rlio pr«*ldent of tl«* «-ommIHc« of minis, Income of lawyers. Including all mem with the tongue. Tbe diamond feels North rose from behind a pile of atones. joined them. "Another flogging to-mor girls when they ni«hed me—they talk- printed In 15NN, but which proved to ter». II« was torn In IK|1>, of German I» a practical joke of laird Hardwick*. ber* of the profession—good, bad and much the colder. Kirkland jumped for the Jetty, missed row,” said he, gruinblingly. "t’p at ed m ) ntout the other sororities.” origin daylight. I aupp«»or. again.” Indifferent—exceeds <2.000. While a Bef<»re «he answered, Mrs. Nicholas As tbe first German pn|>er only ap|«sr- Probably tbe simplest court livery his footing and fell into the arms of tlie "Whom Is he going tn flag now? ” cd In 1618, lu Frankfort; th« first few are able to command large fees In the world Is that worn In tbe royal chaplain. drew an enve)o|»e from her work basket M. la'plne, prefect of Ihc Parla po “That young butler-fellow of his.’* “You yonng vermin—yon shall pay Dutch paper In KU7. the first English and pile up comfortable fortunes, tbe palace of Korea. The Emperor's ser for this!" cries Troke. "You’ll see If “What, Kirkland? You don't mean and togan atu<!ylng aome notidi on the paper, tile Weekly Gageite, In 1(122, «nd lice. and on wlmm fell tlie lilggeet por* majority are far less fortunate. And vants are all dressed in garments and tn say he's going to flog Kirkland? Oh. b.i- k of !t tlon of the burden of maintaining nr- you won’t remember this day.” tbe lower strata of tbe profession con headgear of red calico. "I can’t judge the«<* girls without an the first French paper In 1031, the pri d*r during tlie re "Oh. Mr. North,” Bays Kirkland, this must to stopped!” cries North, in ority of Antwerp In the field now seems tain an immense number who live from great alarm. "He can’t stand It. I Interpreter,” she said. "What did they c e n t disturbance A medical man declares that flute "why did you stop me! I'd rather be tell you he’ll die, Macklewaln.** band to mouth and many of whom are piean when they said it wii the ¡N»ll<*y to tie eatabllalml tiy exhaustive re haa tiecn In the |s> dead than stay another night in that playing is highly beneficial to tbe lungs, Captain Burgess was shutting his ve of the Alpha Kapa never to aliim?” searches. which show beyond a doubt undeserving of any sort of a living In place.” lie* service of tin that th« printer, Abrnbum Verboeven, that profession, although they might and may prevent consumption. Tbe “You’ll get it, my lad!" said Gab randa window when North hurried ni' il»wn, “ Why. never to run any one Frencbcapltal sin«« of Antwerp, obtained In 1005 from the be worthy of respect If engaged In an strain on tbe lungs in flute playing Is bett, when the runaway was brought "Captain Burgess, Macklewaln tells me of courae!” INKS ami has la-ci occupation for which they were fitted gentle, yet sufficient to force air Into back. "Your blessed hide'll feel for thia. you are going to Ilog young Kirkland. "Oh! Am! one <»f them said It wasn't Archduke and Duchess Al.s-rt and Isa prefect alnce IMH 1 have come to beg you not to do so. sir. every cell without over-pressure. see if It don't. ” ' by nature and attainments. In all pro bella th« privilege of printing the first Ills fitness for th. Kirkland only breathed harder, ■ nd The lad has been cruelly punished al their way to go round giving every* regular newspaper. When Queen Victoria made her tri fessions “there Is always room on top," ready. He attempted suicide to-day — body who wasn ’ t an Alpha Kap a rep office, with Its inni looked round for Mr. North; but Mr. and by the same token there Is always umphal progress through London on for fair. What'a tliatr North had gone. The new chaplain was unhappy creature!” tltudlnous duties, I • Bore on Too lleavllr. Jubilee Day, eighteen years ago, alie to • crowd at or near tbe bottom. “Well, that’s Just what I’m flogging arrive that afternoon, and It was in “Well, ’rep’ la reputation, amis'for shown by Ills reap "Thia won't go for only one stump," was presented with a bouquet seven cumbent on the old one to be present at him for. I'll teach my prisoners to at fair means ‘to ta*nt the band* worst snld tbe vlllnge |(oatinaster to qld L'n- |K>lntmcnt to Ihc of tempt suicide!** "In all criminal prosecution tbe ac feet high, coiui>o»e<l of fifty tbousaml the reception. cle Klnh us the latter handed him a fi«'c tiy the various “Captain Burgess.” protested North. kind of reputation, you know.” Troke reported the ex-bank clerk that cused shall enjoy the right to a siieedy rare orchids, for which a sum of £1.200 “I sc«*. And did I hear them aay bulky and much scaled missive. president» elected since lie first I hm ' iiiiis “I aaaure you that he does not de«<*rve night to Burgess, and Burgees, who was liouuds would not have been considered and public trial by an Impartial jury of that a girl who did a certain thfog at prefect, lie Ims I,*«,(•») men under him, punishment. I have seen him, and his "Whtif for? Whut ’ a about to go to dinner with the new chap de annidali wl the State and district wherein tbe crime excessive, but, to crown floral extrava one of their Aurorltlea after having datr’ relnforceuble by foot ami mounted lain. dispose«) of bis caae out of hand. condition of mind is pitiable.” ■hall bars been committed." That la gances, among the enormous sums "Tried to bolt, eh! Mutt atop that. “Look here, Mr. North. I don’t inter been |»ut w ise, would slm|»ly to canned "Too heavy,” replied the postmaster, troops of the republican guard. ■ provision msde In tbe "bill of rights" spent on tbe Duke of Marlborough's Fifty lashes, Troke. Pick out some fere with what you do to the prisoners’ fierce?” balancing It on Ills bund. wedding to Miss Consuelo Vanderbilt In the sixth of th* ten amendments sub likely man, will you. That last fellow souls; don’t yon Interfere with what I "Y yes.” Margaret laughed nervbua- "I L'tnplri I tole flat boy »<> when he A monument la being dcalgned In Rich- mitted by the flrst Congrena. There was one of £25,000 for flowers alone. you had ought to have been tied tip do to their bodies.” was a-wrltln' of It. 1 tole him be waa monti, V»., to be dedicated to the memory “Then, (!nptain Burgess,” cried ly- His flogging wouldn't have Microscopists sell copies of the yourself. never has been and probably never will “And that means T* wrltln' too lien by a linn', hut lie key’ of Edgar Allan Poe. X’orth, his pale face flushing, “I tell you be a demand for a repeal of that sec Lord's prayer written In a circle only killed a flea." "Oh. that If Mhe did It after tolng on a-bearln* down nn’ a liearln' down on the boy’s blood will be on your head. I “ You can ’ t get 'em to warm one an tion of tbe fundamental law. But just tbe five hundredth part of an Inch In Carolus Duran, the fammi» portrait other, your honor,” says Troke. “They am a minister of God, sir, and I forbid warned, she’d to ¡mt out, or /then a de pen, Inlik n loud o' hay. I'll take It so long as an accused person must be diameter. To read the prayer It is won't do It.” you to commit this crime.” hard lecture, don’t you know? Hut, back, sab, nn’ nick 111 in write wld u painter, 4s about to paint a portrait of Pop.. Plus X., taking his Inspiration from tried In tbe judicial district In which necessary to use a lens magnifying five “You’re a disruiaHed officer of the gov mother, all that Is regular high school “Oh, yes, they will, thoqgh," says the crim* with which be Is charged oc hundred times. Writing so Incredibly Burgess, “or I'll know the reason why. ernment, air. You’ve no authority here talk. You mustn't bring up »hing pencil. I ain't gwlne spen' no mo' two Titan's portrait of Popo Paul III. censes Jen’ fer Ills plgheadeilnena." curred and tried by a jury of tbe vicin small Is accomplished by means of lev 1 won't have my men knocked up with in any way; and if you interfere with aga nat them!” A London paper la responsible for tha age It will be Impossible to convict ers six feet long. These levers are so flogging these rascals. If the acourger my discipline, sir, I’ll have you put in Iler Suwnestlun. Mrs. Nlcbols laid down the piivi »I< i | m * statement that Mr. and Mrs. Nicholas irons until you ’ re shipped out <»f the isl won't do his duty, tie him up and give adjusted that the motion la gradua I ly lynchers In communities that sympa "Sing me some thing very sweet— without reading ths rest of her notes. Ixmgworth, when they visit London In and!” Of earth'» brighter, happier Uvea.* thise with their acts or are afraid to lessened as It travels along them, till him five-and-twenty for himself. I'll be Juns, will make a stay at Buckingham “I ve lx*«*n thinking It over, Mar- This, of course, was mere bravado on down in the morning myself. If I ran. ” And he aald: "If sweet's the thing, when It rear-he» the delicate end. arm provoke their animosity. palais as the gm-sta of King Edward. North garet,” she said, quietly, "and I’ll make “Very good, your honor,” saya Troke. the part of the commandant. How'll It please you if I sing ed with a minute diamond pen that Kirkland was put into a separate cell knew well that he would never dare to this offer : When you fin<i a high school Of the honey in the hive»?" The close of the four-yea r term of rests on a glass surface, It causes the that night; and Troke. by way of en attempt any such violence, but the In aoro-lty which not only stands for chat*- Theodore A. Cook, brother of Dr. Fred the first president of Cubn, which haa pen to register on the glass, writing suring him a good night'e rent, told him sult stung him like the cut of a whip. Refer and acliolarshlp ns they "Il eny erick A. Cook of Brooklyn, Is building At hcr full height then ahi- stood—» that he «van to have “fifty" In the He made a stride toward the command they do- but which Is com|s>s<-<l of three motor cars nt his home in Callicoon, been unmarred by a single disturbing so small as to lie Invisible. lleniitlful she was to see > morning. “And Da wee’ll lay It on,” he ant, as though to seise him by th« N. Y., for the use of the south pole expedi "Honey In the comb's no good — Incident and Is crowned with the In girls who make n practice of telling At the Ball. added. "He's ons of the smartest men throat, but checking himself ill time, tion, which Is to start In 11(07, Wouldn't have it if I could; auguration of President Palma for a He—May I have the next dance. Miss I’ve got, and he won't spare yer." stood still, with clinched hands, flashing whip their sorority does stand for, In 8'poee you make a song of me?” second term, recalls the lugubrious pre Bute? e e e e e e e go<»d, Intelligible English. I'll consfiler eyes and beard that bristled. ntiln’t Feel a*r* or Hlasseir. —Atlanta Constitution. dictions mad* when that essay In self- She—I’m engaged, Mr. Gray. “You will find thia a terrible place, North returned borne In great agita It favorably not before!' The Flirt Congratulate uie. government was begun. Instead ef Margaret Is still sighing for a Greek- You don't know anything about work He—Oh, what's the odds? Why, I’m Mr. Meeklo,” said North to his sup tion. Twice he paused on Ills way to Th* Bachelor Really? proving themselves unfit for autouomy, married.—Philadelphia Ledger. planter, as they walke«! across to the the sitting room, and twice was he driv letter ¡»in. Youth's Companion. unless you have witnessed liouse clean "Yea; I'm going to be married." commandant's to dinner, “it has made en on by a power stronger than hia will. the Cubans have shown an example of ing In a lawyer's office. "I’m so glad.” It la surprising bow many Inviting me heart sick.” He reached It at length, and opening stability that puts to shame many old A volunteer in n Colorado regiment "Are you, really?" "I thought it was a little paradise,” the cupboard, pulled out what In* »»light All the letters a married man gets er nations. This happy condition In country roads for driving over a man at Manila ha» ls*en cured of stuttering “Yea, really I You know I was al •ays that “ Captain Frere said Meekln. — a bottle of brandy. are slvirt ones, if he | a u jH-rfectly the Island whose freedom was won by sees when be la on a railroad tralu ways a little afraid of you!"— Yon- tbo scenery Is dalightful.” With this in his hand, all nimh-ratlon by being shot through the throat by u pro|MT man. America is as gratifying to us as to and can't get near them. k*rs Htatesmau. Tlie dinner wsut uff successfully. vuuisbed. He raised it lu bis lips and , Mauser