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Vari»* Buy Hair at Auction ? At any rate, you seem to be gening rid of ii on auction-sale principles: "going, going, g-o-n-c!” Stop the auction with Ayer’a Hair Vigor, Il cliccka falling hair, and always restores color to gray hair. A Hplcndld dressing also. Sold fur over sixty years. ** M v hair r«tne <>ul «A b«41v I nearly !<•*( II all I h«>l lt»aiil *tt tiHK-h h I m . ii I Avor'a ||«lr Via i I thought I w i t|*| 0*> it * ulei I .11«' •<» audit t<«>in|>i»*laly atoppod th* ralllu« and mad* in» hair «row »•<» fapldlj ” M am * II. M imi ii , Nodhfiwid. Ma** lMl.lll**«at « .Hie, “Ila! ha I That wua a funny J<>k« you wrote atwut the fellow who didn’t kuow a 'bunkur front a 'stymie,'" said the golfer. "Made a tilt with you golfers, ah?” r«pll«l tlx funny matt. “Ton. Hitch Ignorance 1« laughable." “I auppo«« ao. Hay, what are buiik •r«‘ aixl 'atyiulva.' atty way T'—l'htla- delptila Ixilk’rr Hr Heats*aa Cannot 11« Cured b- lx al appi» all"'» aa they rannol raarh IM illoa,. I |.. I li. Il «I I l.a ear Ycar« ts uul| OUS Wai i ■ • - ’.Bai < It ■ l! nal remailla, l-t I.ro I, i •! l-y an tu rami'l r -tullll'-ti id th* li<it*"U. Unin» ol IB. ku,la< bleu Ini« W hm Ihla lu!« I. IliHaniml Í-m a.v« a ruiublius aausd «-r loit«' l<-< i bear. ns aii'l «k* n it I. anu-r ly i I .atii*-, la Ilia r«a ult. and un loa. lb« fiiHai'ma<u>li ran 1« Iatan out and li la luM re v . I in Ila nor» al annillilon, baarin« will l«o d-.ir>><ad l>-r«rer| nlu-<«>*■ ■><■ I <>( leu aro ranae.l i.y < atari» Wblrb la >' ll.lns Lui au lunau-ad Cv0<llllvU or lh-iM»'<iui aurtaira Waw.uglv« > i.o Hundred t'nllara for any rsaa "t I'. a'nia, tranaad liy ralarrh I that ran Sot I - rura l l>y llall i i alarra i ura. n.U'1 lol •irruíala. Iran V I l IIKKRY A CO., Tvladu,» Si'I'l l>jr llrugslata. tb*. Hall'« * aiully I II'.« or« iba brel. riAMtlM* ( ora* In r««ana. "Allyn« wlto Is willing tu work can gnt rich In tlx Republic of I'unama." said Dlllwyun M Hatlvlt tu a Knixna City Journal writer. "It <xxta 10 cent« a hunch tu ralss bananas and there I« always sal« fur tlwiu at 3U conta a bunch. Three crup« of corn can ba r»l*«*d a year aud no cultivation 1» re qalred. A m«u walk« along and drop* tlx turn In the footprints lx make« and a native follows nnd covers tbs corn with tits big t.x That Is all tlxre In to do until It la time fo gather IL” All Mmlrm CoNV*«l*«eM< Th* Ho«t«m» I «upiKNMi your new apartment lias all tlx very latei liu- proveniente? Ttx Visitor Yea, Indeed. Hot and cold ateain beat, running waatitulx and • tatlonnry elevator. Brooklyn Life. «f. V t'l«’ λMV» «nd id I NnrViHi* l>U •*«’ kt rmai'Miilly «•«KM bv l»r. KI !»•’• <<r«M •filtrar. Keimt f'F fRF F- fî trial botti« a'ld uaaaiMi. i»r li ll Klin . 1«!..MI Arrhm , Piali«..I*a 11« Head tha Bia««. One morning young women en tervil the Nultvllle gnei-ry, and after some dlacusalon twilight a pound of dates, two |Hiunda of glngerauape and two pounda of crackers. "Ktopplng at Ml»« Gray's!" Inquired the clerk, aa he tied up the bundles. "Yes," »aid one of the young women, with evident surprise. **('atno about yesterday forenoon7” said the clerk. "How did you know?” naked the oth er young woman, curiously. “Um. Well, I call moat generally tall," said the clerk, without glancing al tlx objects of Illa mind rending. >« lx twltclxd n knot In the string. "You a«-. It's pretty drlxily and muddy to da.v, and I knew there wouldn't be any tiody'a tMiardcra but MI m Gray's feel the need of coming out here such weatti cr; and long na you didn't come till to day, l k new for sure you couldn't have hern I wtc tnore'n one day. Three meala la alxut tlx nvernge." Indianapolis Transportation Facilities. Indianapolis lias IB railroads, reach ing all the important cities of the Cen- tral West, and 14 Interurban electric lines and connections extending from 25 to 75 miles in every direction. These bring into Indianapolis an enormous trading population. From a radius ol 50 miles more than 25,COO manufacturers and dealers come to In- ilianspolis for their supplies. Editors and publishers will visit Indianapolis in June, the occasion lie I ng the annual convention of the National Editorial asaociat'on. Fallaer A boat Jewelers, Jewalers, wlxu watches are with them for repairs, are frequently Insult- sd with tlx reiuak: "I trust there la no danger of crys tals Ixlng substituted for the Jewels tn tlx works of my watch.” For a great many persons think there are dishonest Jewelers who make a practice, with "full Jeweled" watches, of substituting crystals for the jewel« at an enormous profit Aa a matter of fact, there la no truth In till» »iisplcion. A Jeweler, no matter how dishonest, could not «teal ths jew els lu a watch, for they era valuslsse; they only cost 10 cants apiece. In antique watches the jewels wore often costly. In modern watchoo they are uover worth more than $1$ a gross. rTktaka. A IIÍ Ilf LfSSON IN ADVIRSHY The brooders sold by manufacturers are unsually nil that are claimed for hem, but w lieu on« tleelree to economise, a home made uffulr cun lx constructed by anyone with » little Inguuulty which will work nicely. Take two boxes of convenient also, three feel square by tlfsen or idglilevn Incites high Is a good ■Ixi*, and set one on top of the other, suiting a bule through each directly In the middle. The hols In tlx bottom or fli.tr of the upper box Is covered with an Inverted tin pall, or can, which Is perforated at Intervals of two Inches. u«lng n wire nail for tlx work und punching In. Fit this can snugly over the hide and place the regular brooder lamp underixHtb It, resting on floor of tlx lower bos. A little door la made In the aide uf the lower box so that the lamp may lx properly at tended to. Tlx roof of the upper box Is lined with canton flannel, as are also í CASTOR IA In Use For Over 30 Years. Grandfather’s Cure for Constipation Ahead. $*• In n rowy rlinlr Mr. Trouble lluntrr •at In front of n big wariu stove, but mu <I aw the oinoke rurlvd from lila <*lear Itnvniin <*1gMr. 11 I n lovely wife pins'll Iwr ar tn on the top of ttie rhtilr hnrk nmt with th« Oth«*r hand Ktr<»k«*<l hit troubled brow ' I L in eomvthlng g’»n« h rung In L um I n«*«N, diuir?” «hr rthkr«!. He rehiullMH) Bllellt. ”You**w been disappoints! over •otnethlng ?” 11« rvuinlnml tllrnt and on bit fa<-« mre br<MMte«t. ’’Whttt on earth I n worrying you. denr?” «he A«kcd with (van In her Vohw. “I w«« Just tbinklug." bo ««Id Mdly. •’of tin* n|>|>r>»n« h of «prln* when I’ll tmve to tnke the «tovrplpo down.”—In dlaiiapull« Star. far A LOBT 8CCRET. When chicks sre removed from the We Have Lwet th« Hraatjr that th« Incubator to the brooder great <*«r« A*rl«*(a Po«a««a«4. should lx luken that they do not tie Tlx Ixauty of earth, except for aome come chilled, Tiw floor uf the brood apota that our aordld Industries have er should be eoverod with fine, clean ravaged, baa altered but Iitti« «Ince tlx chaff. Fine ■and aud rieari water should lie In th« br<joder from th«« I«* ♦ ♦♦♦♦+++W++ + + +E-'r + -*-+4~4-*-+'W days of Augustus and l*erl<lea, says Maurice Maeterlinck lu the Fortnightly ginning AU the flu«, dry bread ltwlvw. The «ea la Infinite still, «till crumbs they will pick up every two It Mxtns almixt Incredible that u d«-af luvtolat«. Tbe forest, tlx plain, tlx bar hours should ronatltut« the fee«! f«, Several days, gradually adding rolled man should lx orx of R m - grwsi«mt mas vast, tlx village«, river« and ctreanx. Mis. bsrdbolled eggs, cracked wheat. ter» of mush', »ml almost beyond lx tlx mountain«, tlx dawn and the even that lli"'tl»o Ing. atara aud the sky vary ua these Johnny cake, millet seed, etc. Milk ami the giant of all uxy according to cllmutu and latl water should slways be kept In the M*ii>p>n»-ra, should tude, offer us still tlx same specta< l<-« fountains. Wlive three weeks obi ha vs Ixen afflicted of gramleur and teudartxaa, tbe same make mnshea of bran, meal, middlings with tlx lisw of hl* soft, profound harmonies, tlx aame beef scraps, table refuse, all salted to bearing wlxn lx talry Ilk« scenes of changing complex season and mixed together with skim waa hut 3U years ity tlxt they showed to tlx Athenian milk. Alfalfa leaves may also lx old, In tlx full x«n cttlxeix aud the cltlxena of Houx. Na thrown Into the brooder In tlx place Ith uf hl* wonder ture remains mor« or less as It was. of straw or chaff Tlx mash In tlx ful powers. morning, wheat at noou aud cradled aud, besides, we have grown more sen To many a man al 11 vs, sod today can admire more free ctin or kuffir corn at night coixtltuts this a 111 I c 11 o n the main feed to keep tlx chicks grow ly. But when w« turn to tlx beauty would have cbxed apeclal to man, ttx beauty that la bls lug. the iloora of own Immediate alm, we find thsL ow U'hh-veinent, but ing. perlxps. to our too great wealth or Mure Ol«« Mvw M«l«g Mage. LVDW10 MTrilOVKIF. not so with tlx excsaxlvo application, to ttx ocatterlug flutter m«n may well find food for thought In the Ugures showing the big wonderful musician. At firat despond of our efforts, lack of concentration, or lucre»»« In tl>« ulou output for the last ent when lx bad Issm unsurud by the to the want of a certain goal and an In Bear* the Signature of •Is mouths of the past year, says the txst physicians that not bl ng could lx contestable starting point, we appear to American Cultivator. Thers was an done fo help him, be refusa-d to lueari have lost almoat all that the ancients averuge gain of more than a million any one, a» lx cuuld not Ixur the world bsd been able to establish and make pounds a month as compared with ttx to know that be land Irecome deaf. It their own. In all tlxt regards purely sum« period of the preceding year. Ttx wua then tlint lx wrute: human esthetics, in wliat concerns our "It mukis me sad to thluk that otb body, our gestures, our clothes, tbe otx figures Include both colored and uu er» can bear the notes uf a far off fiuto colored oleo, und the relative gain In Jo ts we Jiva with, our bouses aud gar many dairymen that the product final ur a distant »hqrlxrd'a aong, aud I can deix, our monuments, even our land reo« cexTavR ooBB^aorr. »» bbumav «Tiagrr. ««« roan em. the uncotored product suggests to uoL" scapes. we are groping so timidly, we But gradually bln great nature l'un ly reaches the consumer In aome my « display such confusion aud inexpert terloua manner, having acquired the querasl tlx bla'klx»» uf bls despair, euce, that one might truly believe our yellow bn« without the payment of the and I m > went to work again with ileter occupation of this planet to date but 10cent tax. NotMHly seems to lie buy Urination, llesplte hla deafneaw lx dx from yesterday, and that we are still Ing or using uncolored oleo tn a retail leniiluas! to lead au orebeatr« In a sym- at tbe very beginning of tlx period of way, yet the output of the product 1“ phuny of hl» own. Wbrrn the last note adaptation. For tbe work of our bands Increasing to an enormous extent The hail died awuy tlx great audience war tfwru exists no longer a common mens I resent high price of butter Is, of perfea-tly quiet for a moment Then s ure, an accepted rule or conviction. Our course, a stimulus to the bogus but storm of upphiuau broke forth. Reetlao painters, our architects, our aculpuns, ven could not bear It, cuuld not kuow 1er Industry. our men of letters—and we In our Intestines with a costly waste of Digestive that bls »ymphony hud pleased. Tlx homes, our cities—seek In a thousand Juice, as Salts, Castor Oil, Calomel, ab««r uf Ideal Itslrr C«w. u pl a uae grew louder and louder. Final different contradictory directions fur Whether she be u Holstein, a Jer ly one of tlx musicians touctxd Beetbo Jalap, or Aperient Waters, always do. tbe aurs, ttx undeniable beauty that tbe aey or whatever she may lx, you will ven upon ttx ari*. He turned and saw No,— Cascarets strengthen and stimu ancients poaseaseil so fully. Hbould oue find tlx typical dairy cow with bony w hat lx bad not Ireen able to Ixar. late the Be we I Muscles Instead. of us by any chance create. Join to bead and strung jaw, long between tbe It was after be hud become deaf that These are the Muscles that Une the gether, or dlacover a few lines, a har eyes and nose, with broad umxxle. Hbe many of Beethoven's greatest composi Food passages and that tighten up when inuuy of form or color, that should In should have a bright, protruding eye, tions were written, a proof that by Fc.d touches them, thus driving that contestably prove that tbe mysterloua. which meuix strong nerve force and fores of will alone n man may prove Food on to its finish. decisive point bad tieen attained. It si-tlou later on. Mix should have a iiluxelf greater than circumstance. They are the Muscles that turn Food would be regarded as tlx merest liaz thin neck and retreating brisket. The Into Strength through Nutrition. ard, as an Isolated and precious plx tinea above and b-low must not be COOKING IN THE CHURCH. nomenon, and neither the author nor straight, or six will steal from you ess M.«t. I'urnl.h.'l for Oceaalu*« I* any one else would be able to repeat It Nix «Imuld lx slightly depressed be I .-1<>-H»I- lluw.e. ut Wuratelp. Well,—a Cascare! acts on your Bowel hind tlx sltouldrrs with a sharp chine Light and heavy housekeeping as Muscles as if you had just Sawed a cord not too straight a backbuue. She of wood, or walked ten miles. A DIFFICULT MEAL : must have large organa of repr<idudlon practiced In up tv date churches Is » I revelation to the p«>ple who see It for Thgt’s why Cascarets are safe to take and large heart girth, wide between tlx first time. Tbe country visitor Is •ontinuously In health; and out of health. fore legs and sharp on shoulder«, which gives large heart action and apt to be allocked or delighted, accord Because they move the Food Naturally, Ing to tem(xramenL Msny conserva People lu (.'anbury were to well ac- strong arterial circulation, And la> digesting it without waste of tomorrow’» tive folk. Including uilMloiiarles, rural qualuted wltb MI m Lavin’* flrmues» but by no meana least, six must hat Gastric Juice. REAT medicine,—the Saw pastors, and laymen, come to cetxure and with the oxcellewe uf ber evoking a giaxl udder, for one half tlx value They thus work all the Nutrition out o! buck. and remain tu digest. that she had little difficulty lu running of a cow la In ber udder, which ■Ixiuld It before it decays. Two hours a day sawing Why shouldn't a church have a her restaurant exactly as «lx liked, lx long from front to rear. The thin, flat, Ten Cent box Is mads wood will keep anyone's kltclxu? aud tlllliig It with thankful patron» to fit your Vest Pocket, or "My Lady's” What could lx more practical? it 1» Bowels regular. every day. But occasionally a strati Ilota«. f«r list Marti. Purse. No need of pills. Cathartics, Castor I used a pair of the Jointed bracea asked. There are clubrooms, libraries, gvr and wayfarer tried conclusion« Carry ft constantly with you and take to a commonplace top buggy, write« tnd gymnasiums lu cburclxa nowadays, with MI m I-avln, aud was eullghteued Oil nor "Physic." If you'll only work the a Cascaret whenever you suspect you Sawbuck regularly. a comwpondent. Tbe Illustration ex and people say It Is quite proper to as to her methods. need one. ”1 see you have a 'course luncheon' Exercise is Nature's Cure for Consti plains tlx position of braces on rack have a well furnished kitchen capable Thus you will ward off Appendicitis wlxn standard down. >f supplying after meeting refresh with soup, flab, salad aud tea fur 25 pation and.—Ten-Mite walk will do. If you ments aud the nulld meals of rarer oc ceuta,” aald oue of tixse wayfarers, haven't got a wood pile, Constipation. Indigestion, — and other casions. wbu had been attracted by Mias La- things besides. a a a In some churches tbe ecclesiastic vtu'a shining windows aud neat sign. Druggfsts—10 Cents a Box. kitchen gives forth a savory effluence ”1 notice that you serve plain bread But, If you will take your Exercise In very c*f»!ul to get the genuine, three times a day. A cup of coffee hot with that luncheon, aud that rolls are an Easy Chair, there's only one way to made only by the Sterling Remedy Com from tlx urn often heartens tlx min 5 ceuta. Now I'd like the course lunch do that, and make a Success of it. pany and never »old in bulk. Every tab ister before lx astern!» the pulpit. Aged eou and au order of tbe white rvlla be Because,—there's only one kind of let stamped "CCC." members of the congregation, wearied side*" Artificial Exercise fcr the Bowels and its sea by a long service, may lx revived lu Tbe waitress shook ber head. name la "CASCARETS.'' the tmsemeut by a draught of steamlug “MI m Lavin won't let you,” she said, KT FREE TO OUR ERIENDSI Cascarets are the only means to exer oolong. promptly. "Those rolls are for the We want to Mr.'S to ocr frlenCs 1 txaatlfal cise the Bowel Muscles, without work. Frencb-Wiirnsd. GuLD PLATED COMBO." BOX. "It is a «tgn of progreos," »«id an folks that just take milk or coffee. It h*rd-m*me<ec la colon. It Is a beaaty fcr th« They don't Purge. Cripe, nor "upset enthusiastic matron, who manages orx you bad them with tbe course luncheon, aressiag table. Tra cents in lumps Is asked aa a measare of ewi faith and to cover cost of Cascarets, church kitchen, the other day. "The folks that came In wouldn't kuow you your Stomach," because they don't act with which tlili dainty trinket Is loaded. Tig food at festivals and sociables used to were paying extra; they'd thluk you like Cathartics. Send to-day. mentioning this paper. Addreu Sterling Remedy Company. Chicago or New Yark. They don't flush out your Bowels and he a byword. Everything was cold, were favored." '"ggy atul uneatable. "IXar me.'" said the wayfarer. "Then “People nibbled at things out of a you muy bring a glass of milk aud the Way of the World. Ta*sl«a I* HI« Speeiacatl«*«. sense of religious duty and weut to a roll»." Deacon Hardesty—I'm sorry to hear Fasten braeva on outside of standard "Tommy, you were not at school yes good restaurant iifterwaril. Now the “Yes'in," said the waitress, who de- that yon ar« dissatisfied with your preach terday. Why was that?” asked th« teach and on Inside of tied piece. By taking menu at any affair conqiares favorably parted aud quickly returued with the er. He 1« a most excellent man. ar. braco and trying you can soou tell bow w ith what you get outside. Brother McGinn!« (of another congre “I was sick, ma'am,” answered Tommy. milk aud rolls. far back to fasten It "A missionary to china said that our “I am sorry to hear It. What was «he "Now will you tell Miss Lavin that gation)—Oh. yvs, and h«’s a good preach church reminded her of ttx Chlnesr I have decided I’d like the course lunch er; but h* doesn't draw well. W« have trouble?” IM*. 11« Well oi Alfalfa, “I had an awful sore thumb.” tempi«'" which are u»*d ns hotels by eon." said the wayfarer, “aud you may a chance now to gee a man who has just When your (dga weigh about fifty been tried for heresy. “That Is too bad. What caused It?” traveler». Anybody out there may take away tbe milk." IHiunda each, turn about twenty five “I—I stepped on a rusty nail, ma'am.“ sleep and get his meals In the temple, You Can Oct Alien's Foot-Ease FREE. The waitress looked doubtful, but she bead lu au acre of alfalfa lutature aud Then the teacher kn«w that Tommy Write Allen 8. Olmated, Le Roy.lt. T., tor a had played hookey and gon* ts th« ball they will make a gain of about 100 which 1» often the only available pub took tlx glass of milk. In a moment free sample ot Allen '. Foot Ease It cures lic house. •he came back with it. aud set it on the «westing, bot swollen, aching fast It makes game. pounds each during tlio growing «eiiaon, "Now. I think that S(xaks well for table once more. new or tight shoes easy A certain earn for any* an Indiana farmer. Ttxy will corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. Ad drug tbe Chinese atul for ourselves. The “.Miss Ixvln says anybody's liable to gists Mil 1L 25c. Pon t accept any subXltut*. E. BUETON. —A’wuiyer and Chemist. need no other feed, but can be given a M OWAUD I^eadvtile, Colorado Sperlninn price«: <lold. church can never lx made too popular change ber tulnd now and again,” she supplementary feed of gralu If you • r A (aatlona Financier. nnd too useful. Religion ought not to announced, “and she's going to let you Copper, |1. c yanide test«. Mailing envelope* and wish tlie gain to tie tietter. From this full price list «ent on application. C ontrol and I’m- lx an enemy to modern Improvement*." hare the course luncheon for this once; “ Do you favor government owner pt re work solicited. Kelereuce: Carbonat« Nw- you can figure up a fine raturn for the tionai Bank. “One good thing nhout church kitch but she says tbe milk's got to stay here ship of railways?" uae of au acre of alfalfa 2,500 pounds ens,” »aid an uptown matron, “la that ” 1 don't know. ” answered Farmer so folks will understand, and she'd like of pork, worth at tlx low figure of *4 they (xrmlt us servant tyrnnnlxed folk Corntossel. "It 'ud be all right If we to have you drink It If you pooslbly per 100 pounda, $100. But prices are to practice a little cookery. I could could alius be sure of sharin' profits, can.” much higher now and you can get never dare to enter my kitchen at home but I've got trouble enough with taxes more for your pork. Again your Ilog* and make experiment» In cook's pres latewslve Farm I**. without diggln' down to pay deflclta.” will almost always be free front any Hilda possessed a hot temper and an —Washington Star. ence. But I can go to the church ea disease. Fcrty yeoro and after many yc&rA tabllshnient and educate myself In all aching tooth, and when she bad endur Mothers will And Mr-. Winslow's Soothing cf uae on the eastern coast, loweri the departments of culinary art. Also ed tbe pain of tbe one as long as she Syrup the best remedy to use tor their «Mildren Waterproof Oiled Coats were introduced Pusltrr Polwters. one meets there ladle" who have trav could, abe took both to tbe uearest dent- uurlng the teething period. Never refuse a fair price for a bird n the Weit and were called diickera by eled and there Is a chance to acquire tst. "I can't tall until I look at It," said that you do not want for breeding pur The Wrosg Trwek. the pioneers and cowboys Thia graphic the rudiments of cosmopolitan cook be, "whether to pull or to fill IL” poaea. At tbe aiime time never sell n “But,” argued the young man, “you name has co»» into auch jetieral use that The deutlst was at no time renowned cry." good bird that you want yourself. know that two can live on what It costs it ia frequently though wrongfully applied for gentleness, and on this occasion he liri enge. Do not feed tlx newly batched chick to support one.” to many xAatitutea You want the qenune handled his Instruments with what Wllltnin II. Chase, tlx portrait paint ens too early; wait at lenst twenty- “That settles your case." growled her Look for the A^n of the fish, and aeemed to Hilda very much like un four hours. There la «utfldeut amount er, tell» a story of the time when the father. “Nobody fool enough to accept the name Twer on the button! necessary roughness. of feed In the shell for the chick thia late Jnnxs McNeil Whistler was at that statement could ever earn a living / MAOt IN BLACK AN» YULOW AM With her blue eyes biasing with 3OLD E»Y REPRESENTATrVE TRADE length of time. outs with the Royal Academy at Lon- for one."—Philadelphia Ledger. THE WORLD OVER. wrath, six bore the torture as long as In feeding fowls always keep In vie» don. ) XXTOWtlCa.BOSTOII.MA31.UlA. she could, but a badly aimed turn of Rids and Tropo«*!«. TOW» (ANAWAN CO.Lwt^ TOtOHTO CAM admirer of the fact that the exivaa of food over Alxut this time an the drill finished ber. Leaping from tbe “Has Count Fucasb made a proposal and above that required for warmth of Wlilstler In I'ennsylv.mlii wrote him liody and egg production will lx con requesting Ills autograph. The letter dental chair, she tore the rubtxr dam for your daughter's hand?” from her swollen countenance, burled it "Not exactly,” answered Mr. Cutnrox. vert«! Into fat. Journal of Agrleul was sent In care of tlx academy. That ture. Institution took advantage of the op at the dentist, and exclaimed, as she “He Is wnlting for pie to put In blds for a title.”—Washington Star. portunity thus offered to revenge Itself made for the door: Portland Trade Directory "Farmer! Plowman! My» tuout’ Is Ciiwp««a for Fertiliser. for tlx alleged nffrouts put upon It by SEVEN YEARS AGO Name« and Address«« la Portland «I Raere- In green manure tint« made nt the tlx caustic Whistler. The 1‘ennsyl no garden ! Mys toot' Is no trees ! You Kanaka Agricultural College during vanlit's letter was return«! to him can't pull heem. nor you skau't full A Rochnter Chemist Found a Singular S« nt alive Bwsinrss firms. MAGIC LA51KHNH— Weister Co., Forll»n<L Inst full cowpeas were found excellent some month» later, through the dead heem. Go buy vone txeg farm If you ly Fffevtiv« Metllvln«. Lowest prices on Lanterns and KI Idea to now both In corn and wheat «tubtile. letter office at Washington, and It bore vlll dig potatoes!” the aides. except th« front, which 1« left o|«-n ami across It, three Inches from tlx edge, Is lulled a strip tdou bli<d f of canton flnntxl, which la cut In «trips an lucii wide. A walkway la built from the ground to thia opening through which the chicks pass Eaaen- llul ventilation may be bad by Ixrlng a few tiny bole« lu tlx upper box at a (stint furthest away from tlx lamp.— Exchange. Hoed < rops In the Orehnrd. Tlx lx«t orchardlata are aierse to growing any tiling In tlx orchards but tlx tree« even wlxu tbe latter are young The) argue, and properly, that I lx growing tree« need all ttx virtue there Is In the aoll and that If the ap ple enq« lu future years are to t<e of any value they must lx provided for during tbe earlier years of the tree*, There are fruit growers, on the other hand, wlto Insist that a hoed crop will lx of twnefit to tbe trvee, and that this may lx eonslrvded go under certain cvmdltli its and up to certain limit*. If ttx aoll In tbe orchard la kept up to tlx highest state <>f fertility ao that tlx trvva will not suffer the want of tlx portion of the fertiliser taken by tlx hoed crop, then the latter can do no harm. Indeed. It will be of value because the soil will melve a certain amount of cultivation which, ixrbaps would not ta> given It If It were not for ttx hoed crop. Work the hoed crop III the orchard cautiously, watch the effect on the trws. A l*r«»A$«ble lmpl« On »'II that la Inclined to lump «otite Implement must be umx I wblct will level tlx aoll readily, aud at th* «aux time crush the dodo. Such an Implement can readily lx made at Itom. and tx quite as effective aa those which must I m - tiought for the purpose, If on« has a leaning toward iiimiufnctured ar ticles, This home made clod crusher and «oil lender can me innde of a log 'f hard wood by splitting It lu half, The log should lx nlsnit two feet In diameter to work to the best advau tagc. Lay ttie two halves of the log side by aide with the rounding part down and at either end. about a foot from the end. spike a two-by four strip, letting them projei-t nut sufficiently far nt one aide ao that an Iron strip or Itoop may Ix »et over tlx ends, Into which to hook W ill ttlel ree THERE IS NO SLICKER LIKE S <IOO<HIHII<H AHO IXVXIXa eliitiltä. Thia Implement can lx made nt amali coat, nml unices the loga are too heavy a giHal tenni of lioraea cau handle It nicely. The Illustration shows the Iden dearly mid how very alntple it la. Indlnnapolls News. l'rrarr v I n$f K«*«. If eggs tiro cheap In the local tnar- ket preserve Ilium for use In the full mid winter. The water glnoa way la the Ixat. Dilute the commercial aolu- tlon with ten times It» bulk of witter. A gid Ion will cover seventy live dosen egg". Next winter they will bring only a few cents a dosen le*a than fresh egg"- Prwterve only fresh egg*. No proecaa can Improve a stale egg. Pack In wooden or earthen vessels, putting tho eggs In from day to day with n wooden spoon to avoid breakage. Keep them covered with tho solution and keep the vessels Covered und Itt a cool place. The crop al»o makes good pasture, and Is a good wlutvr covering. Slue«* cow- poaa take their nitrogen largely from the air by means of the bacteria which grows on their roots, the soil Is netu ally made more fertile by the growing of this crop. It Is a hot weather grow er, and quite hardy. A correspondent of a farm paper, who was not well satisfied with his disk harrow while It had the tongue on It, thus tells how he Improved It: I have been using my disk harrow without a tongue, or rather, I cut the tongue off Just ahead of the evener. I find that this 1« very much more satisfactory than to use with the tongue; In turning all the horses help turn the harrow Instead of the two lade horses having to pry ft around by the |s>le. In addition to this, It takes the weight off of the horses' necks when they slop. When a flock of alteep 1» kept on a Held the laud will lx made fertile In a short time, ns tlx alxrp not only dis tribute the manure, but press It Into the ground by trnnipllng, the loss being but little. For that reason It hits Ixen said that “the foot of the sheep la gold to the land.” A flock of sheep, how ever, cannot add anything to the land other than to prevent waste of materl- ala. which they naturally consume and are, therefore, more valuable when they are fed at a barn at night, the additional food rendering the manure valutible. CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING on the envelope tlx word “Unknown," The Neve Caaablawesu repeated a» many times ns space would He stood upon the chilly pave. The child with curly head. allow. Washington Star. Around him surged a human wave, But ne'er a word he said. lllela Mine of Oak. A Russian timber dealer has dlscov- He knew how swift the moments fly, The crowd swayed to «nd fro; »red n vnluable mine of oak. It exists He beard his mother's distant cry— In a river In south Russia and has lay- Yet still he would not go. ers three or four feet deep »'altered over 150 square miles. Its most strik Ttie hours wore on. th* boy was thers. ing feature Is Its variety of colors, sup- He waited with the rest; |>osed to tie due to the variegated soil of The curl had left the tangled hair the river bottom. No fewer than His mother oft caressed. twelve shades of pink, blue, yellow and His little legs they felt like wood. He knew ’twas after four, brown have been noted, each log hav ing Its own uniform shade. The logs Yst by the board he patient stood And waited for the score! taken out have ranged from forty to --Cleveland Plain IXsIer. '200 feet In length and from fifteen to Bent Too Far. twenty Inches In diameter, and It Is Weeks he'd been pursuing her, estimated that more than 150,000, She thought blui a Joke. averaging seventy feet, remain. 11« was bsnt on wooing her-— Now th« poor chap's broke I —Claveland Leader. William A. Franklin, of the Frank lin A Palmer Chemical Co., Rocbeeter, N. Y., write»; "Seven years ago I was suffering very much through tbe tailure of tbe kid ney» to eliminate the uric acid from my »ystem. My back waa very lame »mi ached if I over exerted myseit lu the least degree. At time» I was weighed down with a feel ing ot languor and depression and suf fered continually from annoving irregu larities of tlx kidney secretions. I procured a box of l*oan's Kidney Pills and began using them. I found prompt relief from tbe aching and lameness in my back, and by the time I had taken three boxes I was cured of all Irregularities.” i Bold by all dealers; 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. HdKNEsof all kinds for sale at very rea«<»nat>l« price«. Inquire STS Front Nt. CHIAS SKP A R ATOHS—W- ansrsnts« Iba U.S. H. parsi or lo lx ihr but. Writs lor hss cela o*. Harri wood Co., Unii and oak. MF.N'SCIXlTMINO — Ruffum <t r.odl.ton, «B. •«rai« Alimi B.ntaml» A Co.'« correct rlolü« Kvrrylbtii« IS airs'. r«r«lsbin<. Morrison sn« Hmh «mois. 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