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About Klamath republican. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1896-1914 | View Entire Issue (June 7, 1906)
Hood’s Sarsaparilla BLOW MARCH OF OLACIIRS. I In < »hir.iln pcoun«! tn Muv. ST r««t i» • V-.». We are often asked, W hy does llootl’s Sarsaparilla It had long t«*«ii Mi|>|»w«*d that no effect so many cures of < uses that seem to be almost Kight thousand carrier pigeons ar« ' true glaciers remain In the lUxklM soilih of Wyoming. « atipiioeltlon now beyond the reach of medicine? k«*pt lu uav lu the Geriiiuny army. known to be lm'orr«*'t. North of Ixuig's I he answer is this, that this great medicine is enabled ’l'b«r« ar. tw. uty rotveu ruyal fa ml |MMik two Itv-flelda have levo <l«*«M'rlls*d Ilea In Eur<>;>e. two thirds uf which ur» ' nml referred to ua glaciers by men by the peculiarity ol its formula to produce results una|> uf | who«« determinations are eutltl«*«! to Geruiau urlgln. pro,u bed by any other medic ine, this peculiarity consist Tea 1« very clieap In China ; In on« <sonsldM*able weight, though on the ing in the balanced combination of the very best s|>ecifics province of the t’lnplr« g>x>d t*'« Is »»Id whole they partuke more of the nature of ueve und ure so «»naldered by some for the blood, liver, kidneys, stomach, and bowels, namely, at threw cents a i»>und. ga-ologlata. Tills difference of opinion A hive of tlv. tliousaiMl bees ■bou Id for the blood, Sarsaparilla, Stillingia, Yellow I >ock; for produce fifty ponixla uf honey every 1» entirely excusable on the ground that the liver, Mandrake, Dandelion; lor the kidneys, Uva )var, and multiply tenfold lu five years. th« dividing line betw«**ii neve and gls- Ursi, Juniper Berries, I’ipsisscwa; for the stomach, Forty years ugo Japsn bad only <ler Is hidletliict, "the on« pnaalng Into other by Inaenelble gradation.” Gentian, Wild < herry Bark, Bitter •< )range Peel; for the eoaaling vvaacla. Now It has several the However, explorations carried on In the st.auiahlp. ci m;>auhi«, tlie largest of lust five years hav« brought U> light an bowels, Senna, Mandrake and Dandelion. I which runs slity threw veaaela. Sold by druggists everywhere. Get a bottle today. 11*0 stream which Is no dlatlm-tly a gla I' huu I foini, liipiiil, ur new form, tablets, 1**0 |)< imm On« liullar. the H«*y«»(i<1 limit, **! iii I ik I folk* Utrn»«lux,” MI mn lh»<lgiM, |iltilnlhciv, t<> tin Her mii I'I o! I filriiil who win |Hiylng ln r u vhtt, “but IV* tfut KU uwful trjlnx woman f<»r it n<*lgblM>r jnM now. Hlu* b*»rr«»wa nil' ll queer tliliiMn 1 in uiimt out o' pu tii'ina with her " “Klli’atw nml brooiim and thn flour* wlfter iiih I Ironing boiiri!, I wild the k'lHnt, who bud known life III u emiiiiiy town ‘.Miry iin*. I tin tit fount ti|< b filings «mid MI* m II' h |^0 h . “N<»r my b«*-d iiiiibrHIn nor my curving knife I mil make «hl ft to get on without ’<*m f>r it while any time. But when nha come over to Ixirrow my dlnry the other diiy, »<>’■ ««lie coilhl keep nr< tint of the wmlbcr nml her lien»’ rggt mid ao on till her liti«lMind I’linir* brick from Call- foriil.i, »In* hmlng given him hern to put down hl« und Nlglitn In. an m whe <*mild copy her record In from my I mm .U In the rigid pin re I dcilura I celled It the cupabmf I” I’rpy«' Furimr», ■reowd (’hole«. Nobody wna more dealroua of paying pleuamit tiling» tliiin Mra. Appleby, mid aim never realized whut un uncompli mentary Usluii of |hviuNe|ii<a her ila- tenet « Noniclimva ubluiiird through bar agemy. Mr. Appleby often realized It. how ever. and he N|»ent n good deni of time endetivorlng to smooth troubled waters In the neighborhood. “I didn't get to the funeral’over at Maihby. after all.'* said tha good wo- mmi, one night nt tiie «upper table. “I felt aort of disappointed when I f »und t lie Lara I «a carriage wai all full three on tbo ba*k »rat, and no place for an ritra one. “Then | bethought me of ¡»oor Anue Wil bi rd that liven duwu that neit ■lr«*rt to the LurriilN*va. Kha’s lame, you know, and pretty devf. but I •cremn right Into her ear, no ahe can al way» hear me. “I went right down there gpd found her alone, an uiunl. and I »aid to her. * A nnv, I <■ uhln I get over to Maahby to n funeral, no I did the neil beat thing, and came to neo you.* ’’You’d Dover have NU«|wcted from her fare hnw gratified itio was. Mho hn« lhr»e long feature«, and they mHUnrtl to I m * drafted uut Molemner that) U m UN I. but of coutm * I knew ahe was pleased, anyt»ody that an few at alm does, living out of the way and hived up lu that little boux** Aii electric rrnialaum furnnee w.ia navel by ISpva In IMlft for the ermenta ttuil of lion, lie look tt piece of pure, toft Iron mid cut n »lit along I tn length. The nht wtia ()ll«*d wltli dlnmond dtiaf. w tilch w in prevented from failing out by Aim Iron wire. The ¡»rtlun of the wire containing the dual ft*a wrnp|M*d In mh*n. Tim win* thua charged wna b**ntvd quickly to rrdnr-* by bw cur i rent from a battery. On o|*enlng tin* llllaaful l(nurBHC«. wire Pep)a found that the diamond “TIi!. Iu>|»rtr<l imlutlng I. not genu- du«t bad dlanpftrnred and flint around where It had Urn the wire lind been Ine." «aid th« art I at. "Now b«*re'a u liiindrrd If you forget com ci ted to Mtecl fxmdon Engineer. | It," an hl th- rh li man who wouldn't According to n recent report from To know ■ Michael Angelo front ■ «oap |i«». there are I.«Ml wholaaitla ami 235, • lithograph "Ko long a. |H*uple think II <14 retail tobnr<-o dralgra In Japan. la I'm aatlafl<-d " lndlanat>olla Star. Only uue third uf th. wurld's popu I nt Ion use bread as a dally arthle of food. Fully uue half of the ptiople of tli« world subalst chiefly uu rice. A new fail In tlie use of s<*enta h Uoted lu Ituwla. Tu give tlie human body au agroesbl« ixlur, any d«n«lrat>lv llural «aaeui« 1. lujuct«! lutu the veins. A prisoner accused ill an English court uf burglary presented to the Judge a wrlttau defeus« when h« waa placed ou trial, it Iwgau: ”1 hope and trust th«M few Hurs will find you quit« w«IL" 11« gut three years [>eual «•rvltude. A church at T«uvll, «omer»«t, En gland. waa suddenly filled lu tiie midst uf a mhuuu with a bld«*ous dis ord fruiu th« urgau. The preacher 1m- .*ruv«d th« opportunity fur an energetic atta-k upon tb. tiutracl.r of Hutau, who b.d colu« tu dlafrart their atten tlulL Th« dour uf tb« urguu riiainber then u;»eiied and dlacloaed the vicar, who bad «utered tu abut "ft the water pressure «ud touched Ilia wrong valve. Th« habit of snuff taking Lias be«u Cvullrmed among savage tribes fur ages past, lu Kuutb Africa It Is uved among Hwazla. liasuto« and Matabeles. Every Zulu tu day. «veu lu tow ns, carries a Hit 1« square box iu»i>«iided «round hl- neck by a pie* « of string ur guL and th« auuff a;>ouu (fur tliey du uut indulge iu th« bumely "pinch") carved uut uf •beep’s bou«. often uruameuted with Intricate geometric«i dealgua, and for couveuleuc« carried hanging downward through ■ silt In the lobe of th« ear. Th« Zulu regants the lob« of hla ear as a useful receptacle for various email articles lie mreta. Th« umfaan, or liouaeboy, universally met with In Na taL baa ■ |iei>cliaiit for safety plus, which have to bo carefully bidden from tils sharp ayes, even then lie Is usual ly to tie seetu after going through tlf moms, with a string of these pins bus pend«*d from each ear until they reach his abouldera. MEMORIES OF CASTLE GARDEN. Itaya R k»a the Aarlraf Kaluuln Was (oWMallaae I'uueert Hall. 'Ilie Kimi t on Him* Aiuti»* ilought Ims Imrii«* th«* alums» tur«- of < Ims. II. I'lcUllcr, inni limi b«*«*n umile under Ills |ier**omil HiijiortIshiti for o»er 3(1 pur». Allow no onn to tlceeh'«» toil In this, l'oinitrrrrlt«, Imitili ion* mid •• .lu»t-ii**-|foo<l ” uro bill l'x|»«*rilii«*tit *, litui ciltiiiiiger tho heult 11 of < hihlreli—l.iperienco ii|¿uln*L liiperlliieiiU What is CASTORIA ('■istorili I« n hurtille»« substituto for CiiMrir Oil, Pure- gorl«-, llrops nml Noothluir Sirupa. It is Plensiint. It contains neither Opinili. Morphine nor ntlicr Narcotic Mibstnu,*«*. Its inf«* is its giiiiriuit«*«*. Il dcstroya Worms nml allays Feverishness. Il cures Dhirrlitni ami W Ind Colle. It relieves Trclhlnu Troubh-s. cures Constipation nml Flaliilrucv. Il nsaliiilhit«*s the F« hx I, regulates tho Ktoinneh mid Bowels. Kivitin healthy and natural sleep, 'lini Children's l’miuceiv— Th«* .Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. ▼ M« riStlUR COklR*Rf, VV UURRIV RTRtfT, MIW »ORR CITY. Get What You Ask For! HERK ts a Rea»on— V>’hy tha Cocxl Propia of America buy Cascarais as Fast «a tha Clock Tlcks. Every second some one, somewhere, Is Buying a littlo Ten-Cent Box ot Cas- T cornls. I, 2, 3. 4. 5. 6—60 times to the Minute. 60 Minutes to tha Hour, 3600 Boxes an Hour, 36,000 Boxes a Day of Ten Hours, 1,000,000 Boxes a Month, and then some. Ihlnk of It -220,000 People take a Cascaret tablet each day. Millions use Cascarets when necessary. The Judgment of Millions of Bright Americans Is Infallible. They have been Buylng and Taklng Cascarets at that rato lor over Slx years. a true, faithful, loyal servant of Mankind. Over Five Millions of Dollars have been Spent to make the merits of Cas- carets known, and every cent ot It would be lost, did not sound merit claim and hold the constant, continued friendship. Patronage and Endorsement ol well- pleased people year after year. ass There Is also a Reason- Why there are Parasites who attach themselves to the Healthy Body of Cas- caret's success—Imitators, Counterreltera. Substltutors, They are Trade Thieves who would rob Cascarets of the "Cood V/ill” ol tha people, and sneak unearned profits, earned and paid tor by Cascarets. fe 1rai raj e..2> C-J) I It Is not an Experiment, not an Acci dent or Incident, but a sound, Honest Business, baaed on Tlme-Tr led.snd-Tested Merit, never found wanting. There Is a Reason. a a a Cascarets are the Implacable foe of All Disease Germs; the Incomparable cleanser, purifier and strengthener ot the entire Digestive Canal. They Act like Exercise on the Bowel- Muscles, make them strong and active— able to Help Themselves do Ihelr work— keep themselves clean. Cn.soarets are tho safe guard of Innocent Childhood against the Dreadful Death dealing Danger} that threaten the Llvea of the Little <)nes. They are Purely Vegetable, absolutely Harmless, always Reliable and Efficient, 1 Was It uut the bltteriieee of history that on that day of circumnavigation, that day uf highest Intensity of Im preaalmi. the ancient rotunda uf Castle Garden, viewed from just <>p[»>«!te should have lurked there as n vague nonentity I On« bud known It from far, tar back aud with tlie IndellblUtj of tlw childish vision from th« time wheu It waa th« cvmmutlloua concert hull of Now York, tint firmament ot long extengulahed stars; In spite of which extinction there outlive« for mr i tlie Imnge of the Infant phenomen >n Adelina l'attl, abont (anotlier large eye«! Infant) I had tuvn ta-nevolently taken to hear—Adelina l’attl, In a fan like little white frock and "pantalettes" and a hnzaarllke rod jacket, mounted on an arm chair, Ita back supporting her, wh«w*l«*d to the front of tho stage und warbling like a tiny thrush even In tho neat Shabby, shrunken, barely dlmvrntble today, tiie ancient rotunda, adjusted to other uses, had afterward, for many decade«, carried on a con aplcuous life- and It was tlie preoent remoteness, the repudlat«*d hartiariain of all thia, foreshortened by one's own extu'rlenee. that drop;>ed tlie acid Inti the cup. The sky acrn;>crs and th« league long bridge*, present and t< come, marked the point where tlie age —the age for which Castle Garden could have I m * cii , In Ita day, a 'value'’— hat! come out That In itself wna nothing ag«*s do come out, na a mat ter of course, ao far from where they have gon<* In. But It had done ao, the Iatt«*r half of tlie nineteenth century, In one'a own more or lea« Immediate proHOtice; the difference from pole to polo was »<> vivid and concrete that no single shade of any one of Its aapects waa lost. This Impact of the whole condensed pnst at once produced a hor rlble, hateful sense of personal an tlqulty. Hana*r's Magazine. A Youthful Observer, He was only 4 years old, but he had already begun to solve In his own fnsh Ion some of the mysteries of life end of living. So one day when the talk turn«*«! on boards such as are used In building houses, he came out with the rather unusual information that board» aro made of sawdust. "Why do you say that?" asked his mother who, like all mothers, was In (•rested in the development of her children. ” ’CauiM,” «a I<1 tite you tli fu I observer, "when you cut a board the tmwilual comes out of IL' ICeonomtc Bfonr«a»e. A Dishonest Purpose means a Dishonest Product and a Disregard ol the Purchas ers' Health or Welfare. Beware of the Slick Salesman and his ancient ''Just as Good" story that com mon sense refutes. Cascarets are made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and the famoua little Ten Cent "Veal Pocket" box is here shown. They xre never sold In bulk. Every tablet marked "CCC." Be sure you get tho genuine. e • a rr* FRKK TO OVR FRIENDS! W« want to send to our friends a texotlfol French^leslsned. GOLD PLATED BONBON BOX. hard-enameled In colora. It Is a beauty for the dressins table. Ten cents In stamps 11 asked at a measure ot toed filth ind to covtr cut of Caicariti, with which Oili'Talntv trinket li loaded. TM Send to-day, menllonlns thia paper, AddriM SterUag Kimody Company, Chicago ar New York. "Thera wna one thing about that arm leas Venus of Milo that strongly Indi cated ah« would b« an econouilen' wife.” "Whnt’s that?" "Thu fact that bur husband wouldn't have to buy her an ermln« muff."— t'loveland I'lalu Dealer. Te tae Point. . j cier ns to leav« no chance for a dispute as Io Its character, it has be«n visited by ei|M*rlenc«Kl geologlsta, mapiied. photograph«*! and thoroughly atudl—L ArupuluH' glacier Is al»out a mile long and Is situated amid M-enery as inspir ing as any in the southern Kockl«*«. it occupies an nmplilthvater ur glacial cirque u;sm the east side of the Ara pahoe peaks, the peaks and their thin, serrated connecting ridge funning the semicircular rim of th« cirque, the ridges running suet ward from the north mid south peuk« forming thw walla uf tlw unclunt glacial valley. Th« blglnsit |mlut on tbu rim of the cirque la 13,700 fevt above seu level. No measurements were nweMary ti eouvluce tlw IIr»t exploring party that th« lev was moving. To the stud«mt uf glacial phunomena th« evidence on every baud whs easily read os a print ed page am! as convincing as a mathe matical demonstration, but It remained to determine the rate uf movement. Consequently on n later visit the party set up the Instruments on th« granltlo north wall and placed a line of zinc tablets acroMi tb« face of tlw Ice. It«- tiimlng exactly one year later, they found that th« tuldeta had moved in nmounts varying from 11.15 f«et at a laxlllt 3<)0 feet from th« edg« to 27.7 fvet at a point near Uw center.—Har per’s Magazine. OREEN TKbite TURTLES SELL lutu« Tlntei Brian • • fSo m Found. HIGH. •• Mach W hat J oy T hey B ring To E very H ome as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play—when in health —and how conducive to health tne games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knou ledge and use. Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication. Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs always has the full name of the Company—California Fig Syrup Co. — plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects, amily should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial parents and the children, whenever a laxative remedy is required. “Tli« flesh uf the green turtle often brings |.vi a pound,” said au oyster dealer. “Thia rich meat romei to us from tlie coral reef« of the Weet lu Few people who have not traveled die«. about the Iiuaslan empire can imagine '"¡'he turtles ar« caught In nets bow boundlesa Is Its wealth tn timber among the rocks. They are very care -Wooden Russia" la the name applied fully brought north. Th«*y are deck to the vast forest areas of Russia in ¡■assengens at first, but •» the weather Europe, which cover nearly 5.000.000 grows cold with tlie chip*« progre»« acres, or 30 per cent of the entire area they are |rnn«l lu warm rooms below of the country. In Itussla bouses built - regular staterooms. of any other material than wood are "It's n different trentment that they almost unknown outside the cities and get. though, at the natives' hands. If wood constitutes the principal fuel. a native is bring turtles north he nails The forest twit called the "Taiga." In them fast to tiie «leek by their flippers. Sllierla. stretches In a direct line from Strange creatures that they are. they the L'rals to the Pacific for 4.000 mil«»« nplwar to suffer little uuder such cruel and In many parts Is 500 miles broad. treatment. All this Is the property of the czar. “The calipee and calipash are re- You Can (let Alien's Foot-Ease FREE. s|s<ctlvely tlie flesh from the breast aud Write Allen S. Olmitrd, te Roy.N. Y., tor a the back of tlie green turtle, tidbits tree uaplt ot Alton '• Foot-Earo. It cures which. I have heard epicures say. are swvstln,. hot «wolton. aching test. It inaxe« new tight She«« vroy A certain cur, fot unequaled tn the earth beneatli. the corm, tngru-ving noils ar.d bunluni AU drug- «U um UI l xsc. boataoroptany suzwutui* heaiena above or (be water« under tiro earth. Thia meat la su;>erlatlvely rich. I With the Current. delicate and tender. "As te municipal ownership, for la "Live green turtle fetches, whole itance," «aid tha doctor, "what do you sale. front a dime to a quarter a pound. ' conceive te be the drift of public opin- Wbat makes the meat au expensive In , *on "The drift of public opinion." inter the end la that out of a 14O-pound tish you'll only get two pounds of a eallj>eu rupted th, professur, “ia th« floating vote." and one of calipash. TO CCltE A CULD IX OSE PAY Several times whon there has been Take LAXATIVE HR«>MOQulnln»T»b,vts. Prue- a tight turtle market The chefs of mil arlau rvfun.l money tr It ful , u> cure. K. W. lionaire« and of certain extravagant WtUVk'» sl«i>a:ure 1« ou each box. Kc. hotels have offered me »1 a i mu nd for A 1‘l.c For It. live turtle. At that rate your call|«ve “I hare hopes." said Cholly Sappy, aud calipash would come to quite $50 "of getting a Job In Mr. Merchant's of a pound, wouldn't It?" fice. don't ye know." He led the way to a basement, dark, “I wouldn't be surprised If be did warm. dry. Here, drowse.! a uumt>er find room for you,” remarked repprey, of enormous given turtles, and In sev “he'» very systematic.” eral heavy caeca lay heaps of what "Aw—beg pardon—er—why—” looked like crisp, curly pieces of glue. “Well, be believes In providing a “That," said the dealer, "la the fluest place for everything and everything In sundried turtle meat." Ils place.'"— Philadelphia Press. "Do you ever have accidents In han J100 Reward, $100. dling big turtles?" The readers ot this paper will be plea-ae! tc "Not often. Last month, though a learn that there is at least one dread» i diMaae 200-poundcr bit n>y foreman's nose off. ttvst science has been able to cure iu all Its e'.agM, that la Catarrh. Hall e I atarrb The fellow has sued me fur damages. Cure is sad the only positive cure known to the He claims the turtles ought to be uni» lae-lleal traternlty < atarrn being a constitu dives»», requires a constitutional treat- zled. He says elevators and dangerous tional ■ueut. Hall a. alairh Cure la taseu internally, machines have guards and the muxxlee actins directly ut-on the blood and mucoui curiae»« ot the system, thereby destroying the would be the guards of the turtles."— toundatton ol the >li»»a»». and giving the pa* twnt strength by bsildlt>a up the constitution New Orleans Time« IVemocrat aud roaming nature in doing its work. The proprietors have ao much faith In lu curative Good Mualu a Character Bnllder. powers that they otter One Hundred Dollars tor an v case that it tails to curs. Send tor list Good mualc Is a powerful tonic to ot testimonials. Address. K J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, a ninny people, eepux'lully those suffer Bold by drugdets, 75c. ing from melnneholln. It lifts them Mali's Family Pills are the best. out of their solemn moods, dispels ■oaa Waa a Fieag. gloom and despondency, kills discour “When the boss comes In do you hide aged feelings, and give* new hope, new life, and new vigor. It seems to put your box of cigarettes?" asked tbs call a great matty |x*ople Into proper tune. er. "Sure," responded the office boy with It gives them the keynote of truth and Irenuty. strikes the chords of harmony, a grlu. “Ah. you are afraid to 1st him catch dispels discord from the life, scatters you smoking?" clouds and brings sunshine. "Taint dat; I'm afraid he'll ask me All good uiuh I c Is a character build er, because Its constant suggestion of fer a smoke.” harmony, order and beauty puts the PITQ rvnnanently Cured. Noftttor nvrvouvnrea mind Into a normal attitude. Music "III) aOvr Aral day'» uro ot Hr Kllov'sUreal N-rva Hrotorvr. sand for Fraeas trial bottl* and Ireauro clears the cobwebs out of many minds, Dr. H. H. Kin». Ud..Mi Arvh sl . 1'biladalphia, Pa. so that ttiey enn think bettor, act bet • taaetuB V» fe» It. ter, and live better. Come writers are Th, orchestra, consisting of • ▼lei Islet dependent upon music for their Inspi • nd « pianist, stopped to r««t. and the ration and their nuxxls. Somehow It chairman of the meeting took occasioD brings the muse to them. It adds bril to step to th. front ot tho platform to liancy to the brain, anil facility to the apologue for th. poor ventilation of tb« pen, which they cannot seem to get In hall. “Uantlemen,” be said. “I know bow W any other way. Good musk* seems to gfvo us a touch bava all been eulering for th. last fif of the divine, and to put us In contact tMn minute«. Thia bad ail "Do air is yoost as good as do aggom with divinity. It drives out evil paniment!” Interrupted tho indignait vio thoughts, lniikltig us ashamed of them. llaist. glaring at >bo pian» player. It lifts us above i>etty annoyances and little worries of life, and gives us a Motkenwlll find Mr-. Wtnilow'i Soothing th. b.«t remedy ioum fur lh.lr .hlldreii glimpse of the Ideal which the actual Syrup during the teething period. la constantly obseurlng. "Ths dny of the Ikies Is over," sail! I'amlnt.U.t.ly l*rofclonal. the talkative man. First Bug—At the amateur game, "Married or single?" Interjected the yesterday George Griiashovumr broke man who hadn't »poken licforc. Thoughtless listeners deemed the the record for the standing Jump by question Irrelevant. — Philadelphia two feet and alx Inches, but the officials rerum*d to recognise the ¡>ertoniiiuie«. ledger. Second Hug Why, how’s that? Til« troubl« with th. averAgn fntlier First Bug They decided that he being prepur«*«! fur « rainy <l«y Is, that jumped for a living. Brooklyn I.lfo. hl. daughter's wedding diiy get. him This Is the season of the year when Bat, ______ the new wall paper la selected, and If It WHBti'l for Sunday, the average the daughter make« the selection for married man wouldn’t have anything the parlor and the mother picks out to look forward tu Cur the kitchen. Ita Tkrllllae KCaet. The great organ pel led forth. The leader of the choir waved hli baton with great energy, his bead and hii whole laxly aMiating In keeping time and giving expression to tke noble anthem. And th. eboir asng, in full chorus: "Aw mi» O waw maw raw yaw Jaw; Woe yo b«w ho raw law aw waw. Law jaw O baw maw raw. Yo haw hee aw baw Jaw O baw Woe haw daw tnaw aw daw raw aw, Baw waw ahaw law O maw!” The congregation had some difficulty in understanding th. words, but the music was grand, and it sounded like wonhip.— Chicago Tribune. T.kl.a foo < •«■<■««. p if a ahi » K.,—A««ay»r and ChamMg Ixdvllla, < oloHMlfb Specimen prlrm: Oold, Th« visitor had asked permission to in- ««liver, Ice ad. |1 ; G< .d, silver, 75« < Mild. Mr; Ziec W fnpper. 11 <’yanlda taatiu Mailn.-« »nvab.pr» an< tpect th« extensive works. ful pro 1 st m - ul qq appHratlon. control and Vt»- “Ortainly,” said the «uperintendent. pir* w rk ««netted. Kvfereac« : i. arbonata N or "You won't mind being searched before UunaJ Bank. you begin, I preaamt? It's merely a for mality." “What do you want to aearcb me for? Do yon think I bare bomba concealed about m.?” "Worse than that. You might hav. a "I hues need yoar FISH BRAND note book and pencil, you know.’’—Cbi- Sliokor tor free years and can trurh- tsUy say that I never have had ?ago Tribune. WET WEATHER COMFORT A Gt’ARAXTEF.D CURE TOR PILES. ftehlnf, HI r.<1. Bleeding. Protruding Plica. ------ I>ros- Cats arc authorised to reftind money If PAZO I5 IMEM fa.I> u>cur« tn i to 14 days. 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